oirsr bono. Under m the gran, Orr me the sky, I ran sleep and dream until The night goes by; Till the shadow pdM, Till the atari depart, Let a roving gipsy fill Hi hungry heart! Voice in the vine. Viainna in the vales, It i mine to know them all Along green trails : Wlien the morning ahinea Like a roee above, Let me hear the gipay call Of bird 1 love! Murmur of the stream, Whisper of the tree, I can understand the aong They sing to me; Mine the blissful dream, Builded of delight, Let the gipay 'a dny be long, And brief hia night! -Frank Dempater Sherman, in Mitnsey' Magarin. ad waited, getting crosaer and more tired every minute. At eight o'clock we sent the driver to find some farm hones to take n to Brookton. It waa after ten o'clock when we reached the ntatlon, and discovered that we had JCst mlsied a train. We had an hour to wait, and we were all o hungry. Irritable and peevish that we couldn't apeak without almost snapping off each othert' heads. Father met na at the train when we got In town. I had telegraphed him, nnd he and Hetty's brother, who was there, too, got the-erowd safely home. Arthur Knight called mc up this morning and told me that the auto mobile broke down fifteen miles from everywhere and that they had a really terrible time. He seemed to long for sympathy, but he didn't get any from me. I hope Httty won't try to get np any more excursions. Chicago New Mint Farming in Michigan. More Than Two Thousand Acres Devoted to the Industry ir , One County Some Account of the Planting, Cultivating and Distilling. t J. L. GRAFF, RAVENRWOOD, ILL. ,j' ""!, rALONGJUIHDAi1. IN THE COUNTRY. jmnmm It was Betty Coman's idea a long, quiet day In the country. It did sound nice, but It turned out to be the longest day I ever remember. Betty Invited Beven of us girls to go on an early morning train to Brookton. From there we were to drlvo eight miles to Linden Falls. She said Arthur Knight had prom ised to bring some of the men In our crowd out in his automobile In time for an early supper. There was a wagonette waiting for us at Brookton and we girls climbed Into It and It waB nearly lunch time when we got to the falls. We were all hungry, but Betty said we must ave the best things for supper, when the men would be with us. So we had only a little snatk of plain bread and butter and spring water. After that we thought we'd take a nap and we Jay down In the shade, but the mosquitoes were so plentiful that sleep was out of the question. Because we wanted something to do we decided to arrange the supper table. We spread a beautiful white cloth that Betty brought and laid out all the Bandwlches, salad, eggs, sar dines, cake and cookies with heaps of plckleB and jelly. Then we made wreaths of maple leaves which we wove. The lunch looked sq inviting we could hardly resist it. For fear we might be tempted to nibble, we went for a walk, leaving our driver In charge. We strolled beside the brook Into a deep wood, where we found quanti ties of ferns that we thought would add the finishing touch to our decora tions, and we became so interested In getting them we stayed longer '-than was Intended. Then, suddenly realizing how late It was getting, we were afraid the automobile party had arrived during our absence, and we ran so faBt that we were all hot and breathless. Betty fell and turned her ankle. She is always turning her. ankle. She did it at almost every dance we went to last winter. 1 can understand that, for the men used to flock around her and offer to carry her of tear up their handkerchiefs for bandages, but I can't see why she should turn ankle out In the country with only us 'girls around. Of course we bad to atop running and help her. She leaned so heavily on me that I had to get one of the other girls to take my place. Maybe we weren't surprised when we got back to our picnic place and found the horses, which had been taken out of the wagonette and tied to trees, standing on that handsome tablecloth of Betty's. We rushed upon them and shooed them away, but we were too late there was nothing left of our delicious luncheon but a few olives and one pot of roque fort cheese. The tablecloth was ut terly ruined. Betty cried when she saw the dreadful holes the horses' hoofs had cut in it and all the jelly spilled over It and trampled in. I think it was silly of Betty to bring a fine tablecloth. It waa just a bit of ostentation on her part. "What will the men say?" all the girls asked. "They'll be starving and we haven't thing to give them," moaned Betty. "I don't believe they'll be any hun grier than. I am this minute," I said. "If you had let us eat some of those things at lunch time we would huve been better off now." "Well, don't blame me. I didn't know that those horrid horses were going to spoil everything." "The driver is to blame," Bald one of the girls. "I'd like to know why he didn't stay here to watch them and where he is now." "He's here," cried a'lother of the girls who had wandered a little way from the scene of the disaster. "He's sound asleep. Shall I wake him?' "Yes," we ull answered in an anrrry chorus. wnen ne openea nts eyes arter a thrust in the ribs from a white em broidered parasol ho looked around stupidly. Theu he suddenly jumped up, and asked excitedly, "Where are them horses?" Where were they? Not ono of us had thought of them since we chased them off the tablecloth and now they were nowhere In sight. The driver began calling and whistling aud tear ing around in every direction, and we girls, all except Betty, joined in the search. "Well, we won't see them animals again to-day," said the driver at last. "It'i dolIai-B to doughnuts they have piked out for home. I seen their tracks on the road and It's no use hunting any more." We looked despairingly at each other foe a moment and then Betty remarked that Arthur would just have to tako us to the station in his automobile- that we could all pile In somehow. That thought cheered us and I looked at my watch to see if It wasn't time for the men to come." "Why, it's after ate!" I exclaimed. "They ought to have been here long go." "Thoy must come pon," said Betty. But tiugr didn't come. We waited Uncle Hez Makes x Crtan Gtnawaj By HTKfOKIjA :VI W. GIIJilLAN. "Once," said Uncle Hes, onr oldest vet, as he hitched up oa his crutch and thoughtfully picked around over the box of crackers until ho found one that wasn't chipped, "I made what some braggln' windbags 'round hyer would call a party keen git away." "Spin It, Hez; spin It. Don't let It ferment on yer mind. 'Taln't rone too strong, as 'tis," put In Oscar Hamebuckle as ho shaved off a quar-tor-Inch slice of cheese. "I waa in Andersonvllle prison, time o' th' war, an' I was wantln' turrlble bad t' git out. The meali wasn't what I'd be'n ust to t' home, an' some other things about th' place hed got us fellers some disgruntled with th' management. I would ol left a heap sooner, only them blood hound dawgs was so allfired keen on th' scent that mighty few o' th' boyi that started ever got more'n a mil or two before they was ketched. "Once, though, I was hangin 'round th' drug-store o' th' prison, when th' feller in charge steps out, leavln' me standln' clost by th' dooi unbeknownst t." him. A idee come to me like a shot. I hustled inside an' grabbed a big half-gallon bottle o' chloroforfc an' got plumb com plete away with It afore he returned back. "That night I fills in' boots full o the stuff an' sneaks through a hole V dug 'n under th' stockade. Away wont, ltckety-spllt, an' 'twasn't more n ten minutes afore I hears them hound dawgs a-bawlln' on the trail. "I hurried on, hopln' my roose might work, an' purty soon they wasn't but one hound dawg a-bawlln' on th' trail, an' he wos stoppin' right in the midst of 'Is loudest and survi gmsBest betters t' gape an' Btretcb hisse'f. Ye could jest see 'lm a-doln' it. Between his belters ye could heat t'other hound dawg a-snorln' half a mild furder back. I was still hopeful. "Finally th' other hound dawg laid down an' jlned in th' snorin', an' I knowed I was saved. I tuck off m' boots, emptied the rest o' th' chloro form out o' my boots, worked over my feet till I got 'em f set up an' take notices, an' by mornln' I wob out o' reach hoy, Oscar? What'e that you're puttln' through ye?" From Judge. An Old "Ad." "Nothing succeeds like persever ance," said Mark Twain at a dinner. When the luck seems most against us, then we should work and hope hardest of all. In moments of dis couragement let us remember my old friend, Henry Plumley, of Virginia City. "Henry Plumley ran a collar fac tory. Times were reputed to be hard with him. When his factory, which was very heavily Insured, burned down there was every Indication that he had set the place on 9re himself In order to get the Insurance money. Virginia City was the soul of honor in those days. Shocked beyond words, it rose enmasse, seized Henry Plumley, put a halter round his neck and lynched him. "But he did not die. The Sheriff arrived and cut him down in time. He was tried and found guilty and sorved a term In jail. "On his release you wouldn't have thought that he'd return to Virginia City again, eh? He did, though. He came back, reopened his collar fac tory and prospered. "What gave hlni his start was the odd advertisement with which he an nounced his return to business among us. Preceded by a brass band, Henry, in a great gilt chariot, burst upon our streets. He Bat on a kind of golden throne, and he held on a crimson cushion In his lap an old, old collar. Above the collar, on a crimson banner, waved this Inscrip tion in huge letters of gold: " 'This is the collar we wore when wo were lynched. It saved our life. Be wise In time and use no other. At all retailers, ten cents aplcua, three for a quarter.' " Washington Star. A Story of Fire. Figures collected by the Interna tional Society of State and Municipal Building Commissioners and Inspect ors sbow that every week, on an av erage, fires in the United States burn up three' theatres, three public halls, twelve churches, ten schools, two hospitals, two asylums, two "col leges," six apartment bouses, three department stores, two jails, twenty six hotels the llres at seashore re sorts this summer will raise the hotel average 140 "fiat" houses, and 160U .in. dweUlng houses. More over, many of the buildings destroyed would have been torn down It they had not burned. A countryman who suffered from a Blight fire said he had lost two houses and three Darns, If you counted the doghouses, the chicken-house and the cowshed. In such lists as the foregoing a house is a house, be It ever bo worthless, and a "college" may call Itself so even If It occupies but threo rooms, and does most of its business by mall. Youth's Cunipar.lou. Michigan mint farmers are anxious as to the future of this now extensive crop of the Wolverine State. In Ber rien County alone there Is now being harvested nnd hauled to the distillery somewhere between two thousand and twenty-flve hundred acres' pro duction of peppermint plant. The cause of the anxiety Is the low price It Is now so low that some of the producers claim that no great amount of money Is made In growing It. Great quantities of oil were held over from last year In the hope that an advance would come. One grower Is said to be holding 13)000 pounds, another 1000 pounds, and others have not oh) their crop of last year, stin hold ing It for better prices. All of this Is In face of the fact that uses of mint oil are multiplying, and there Is an increased demand for the uses to which It has been ap plied In the past. In late years there has boen a falling off of the crop, due to unfavorable weather and other conditions. The surplus oil always has been exported, but exports have fallen off because of the competition of Japanese growers, who produce a much Inferior article. This country annually produces in the neighborhood of 200,000 pounds of oil. Three-fourths of this quan tity 1b distilled in Southern Michigan, which has become the centre of sup ply. Wayne County, N. Y., onoe held this distinction, bnt It surrendered to Berrien and other counties of Michigan long ago. Up to this time the best offers that have come to any of the growers this season are about $1.40 a pound. In other years the price has gone to 13 and beyond. It has been down as low as seventy flve cents. Despite the uncertainty as to the future worth of oil, the acreage has held Its own, if It has not Increased There are a good many reasons for this, the principal one being that drainage operations have reclaimed great tracts of land that are particu larly well adapted to the growth of mint. The other day I passed over a farm of. two thousand acres near Three Oaks, In Berrien County. Of this big tract of land four hundred acres had been planted In mint and harvesting and distilling were then in progress. Through this magnifi cent farm had been dug an Immense drainage canal that had saved thou sands of acres of the finest muck land In the State. This canal was six miles long. It was at least thirty feet across the top and from ten to fifteen feet deep. On the bank of this canal had been constructed one of the larg est mint distilleries of the mint re gion. The water In the canal fur nished all of the requirements for steam and cooling purposes, and this distillery had a capacity of from eight to thirteen forty-pound cans of oil a day. Other TWrsrms for Increased acre age are that new and improved ma chinery and implements for distilla tion and cultivation have come into use, so that crops may be handled more easily and speedily. Then tho growers have been educating thenv selves as to the different new uses to which mint oil 1b put. They are banking on the fact that the Michigan j oil Is the finest that can be produced, j and that there muBt be an increased demand and that prices finally will ! rise. I The weather for t his year's crop of mint, was not good. It was too wet, and an Immense amount of labor was ' required to keep the weeds out of the new patches. It was simply Im possible to weed out the old patches, I and to-day the weeds go into the vats along with the mint, except that' I which comes from the new patches. Until last year mint was planted I In the spring, but recently a young ' woman grower who had forty acres In I mint adopted and Is now carrying out a new plan. She plants In the rail. Her farm Is well protected by Lake Michigan. She argues that it la much easier to smooth over tho land In October than in March. Of course, she runs the risk of tho plant being frozen, but up to this time she has profited by fall planting. It must be understood that only a little planting is done each year, for the old plants continue to produce annunlly, but the production of oil 1b leBB with each ensuing year, so that finally Its pro duction is too low to allow i. to stand. As the old patches give out new ones are planted. The land on which mint is grown Is black. It is prepared for mint just as ground for a potato patch is pre pared. A hand passes along in the furrow carrying over his shoulder a sack In which are the long stalks of mint plant. These are dropped one at a tlmo lengthwise in 'the furrow. tho enda overlapping, so that there Is a continuous row of plants from one eud of the furrow to the other. The modern way of covering is by the uso of a plow, but a good many grow era cover the plants with their feet, tramp them down In tho soft block 10am ana cover tnem as tney pass along. The shoots on the stem are about two Inches from each other, and in due course of time these shoots take hold In tho ground and begin to send up spears. In the fall-planted mint the plants lie through the winter. In early spring the shoots I begin to show, closely resembling wa tercress. At first It grows slow, but after the middle of June the progreas is rapid. The new mint has to be hoed and weeded onoe a week. It blooms in August and September. The first year it is cut with a scythe. A man goes up one side of a row and back on the other. After the second year, the furrow are ho levelled down that tho cutter of an ordinary mowing machine is able to get hold of the stems, and from that oa the cutting Is done by the machine. Af ter being cut it lies about twenty tour hour.., until the plant haa wilted but not dried. A field of cut mint closely reaorobles one of clover. A "COME BACK-flRt'S OUT!" rake the traw In small windrows, and then It Is bunched. It Is loaded on hay rack wagon and hauled to the still. Nearly all of tho Michigan growers have their own stills, but recently a large structure. of this kind has been built to accom modate the growers, who do not own u.ch a contrivance. These still cost all the way from $700 to twice ai much. The amallest 1 equipped with a forty-horepower boiler to generate the steam necessary for the vats and for pumping water for cooling pur poses. Generally one end of the building 1 lncloaed and the other end Is with out side, so that teams may drive close to a platform flush with whloh are the top of the vat. The vat are about nine feet deep and eight feet In diameter and resemble large wooden vinegar vats. Some of the tills have four of these, but the smaller ones have only two, located next to the boiler end of the struc ture. Bach vat has a movable plat form In the bottom that may be raised or lowered by means of one chain at each side. A loaded wagon Is driven up along side the open side of the still, and the mint Is pitched on to the plat form and then into the vats, two men tramping it down until there Is a solid charge. Then a heavy top is clamped on, the steam valve Is opened and the steam Is admitted at the bot tom. Tho oil colls of the charge are ruptured by tho heat, the oil escap ing upward with the current of the stream, which, thus Impregnated with oil, flows through condensers. which are nothing more than tin pipes. Cold water from an overhead trough flows on the pipes, and the oil-Impregnated steam Is converted to oil nnd water. It empties Into a re ceiver about the size of an eight-gallon milk ran at one end of the worm of pipes. The worm Is located In the boiler end of the building and against one of the sides. The oil rises to the top In the re ceiver, leaving the water in the bot tom. An Ingenious contrivanco It made use of to skim the oil from the water. The mint In the vat Is steamed for from forty to sixty min utes, after which the top is un damped. Then, by the ubo of a stout crane, with which each still Is equip ped, the charge is drawn from the vat. The chains that extend down to the movable bottom are fastened to a steel spreader and the charge Is then hoisted clear out of the vat. This In turn Is loaded on a wagon and Is hauled out to a meadow, where it is spread out on the ground. There it Is allowed to dry just as hay la allowed to cure. Then It is raked up and haqled to the barns, where It Is stacked. Here 1b a very Interesting feature of mint farming. Animals, horses, cows, sheep and cattle generally eat this mint straw. Up to this time it Is not known exactly what value at taches to this material as food fot animals, further than it is consumed ravenously. Mr. Kelley, who has charge of the Warner farm at Three OakH, where four hundred out of two thousand acres of reclaimed land are In mint, says that he has been accus tomed to baul some of the chargel just as they are drawn from the vat, and to spread the material In tha barnyard. He said he did this to keefc animals out of the mud, but he soon noticed that the horses and othei animals left timothy to eat up the mint straw as long as they could find a spear. On thin farm the charge) are now being dumped in great wind rows alongside the drainage canal, on both sides. It Is proposed to col lect Btock along the bank and allow them to feed there during the winter months. It Is not expected that they will eat all of it, but much will be consumed. The aim is to get all the way from thirty to forty pounds of oil from an acre of mint. Only the new mint produces the larger quantity. Mint distilling is handled at various speeds. Twenty vats a day Is considered a good day's work. It has occurred that one vat whl fill a forty-pound demi john with oil, but then all charges do not make such a showing. It can not produce at that rate when ther is a large quantity of weeds among the vats. It is claimed that only rag and smart weed are injurious to th oil. The product obtained from those farm stills Is the crude or natural oil. Since mint farming has' assumed such extensive proportions In Berrien County more than one kind has been grown. Some of the farmers are producing spearmint. This Is largely used as a flavoring agent In cookery, having a pleasant aromatic odor. Tansy also Is being grown and dis tilled, the oil being used as a flavor ing agent. The help question largely enter Into the mtnt-ralalng Industry. Forty acres of mint requires a force of from seven to fifteen men, who are paid $1.50 a day and their board. Weed ing requires an immense amount of work, and the largest force la re quired when the new patches demand this kind of attention. In some of the larger stills It requires a force of from five to seven men to run the still alone. The work of harvesting and distilling begtus In tho latter part of August and lasts until frosjt stop the work. New York Tribune Farmer. "Jest Tooted an' Tack Kim." In a Tennaecee court an old colored woman was put on the witness stand to tell what she knew about the an nihilation of a hog by a railway loco motive. Being sworn, she waa asked if she had seen the train kill tho hog in question. "Yeaaah, I seed it." "Then," said counsel, "tell the court In as few words as possible just how t occurrerd." "Yo' honah," respond ed the old lr.dy, "I shore kin tell yo' At the Minstrel Show. 'Week's cleverest cartoon, by De Mar, in the Philadelphia Record. ELECTIONS IN TWLLVL 5TATL5 Five Choose Full Lists of Officers Signifi cant City Elections. COMPLETE LIST OF CANDIDATES, In a tew words. It Jest tooted an' Ide delivery horse rake is used to-Xtuck him." New Orleans Picayune. Kentucky. DEMOCRATIC. Governor S. W. Hagcr. Lieutenant-Governor Suth Trimble. Attorney-General John K. Ilendriok. Auditor Henry M. Boaworth. Treasurer Ruby Laffoon. Secretary of State Hubert Vreeland. Sunt, of Public Instruction M. O. Winfrey. Comr. of A rci culture J. W. Newman. Clerk. Court of Appeal John B. Chenoult. REPUBLICAN. Governor Augustus E. Willson. Lieutenant-Governor - -William H. Cox. Attorney-General James Breathitt. Auditor Frank P. James. Treasurer Edwin Farley. Secretary of State Ben L. Bruner. Sunt. Public Instruction John G. Orabtie. Comr. of Agriculture Merrel C. Rankin. Clerk, Court of Appeal Napier Adams. Maryland. DEMOCRATIC. Governor Austin L. Crother. I'cmi roller Joshua W. Heriug- , Attorney-General Isaac L. Straus1. Clerk, Court of Appeals Caleb C. Ma-aTuder. REPUBLICAN. Governor George H. Gaither. Controller J. H. Baker. Attorney-General Hammond Urner. Clerk, Court of Appeal Thomas Parran. Massachusetts. REPUBLICAN. Governor Curtis Guild. Jr. Lieutenant-Governor Eben S. Draper. Secretary of State William M. Olio. Treasurer Arthur B. Chapin. Auditor Henry E. Turner Attorney-General Dana Malone. INDEPENDENT CITIZEN. Governor Henry M. Whitney. DEMOCRATIC CITIZEN. Governor Henry M. Whitney. Lieutenant-Governor George A. Scho field. Secretary of State Odilon Z. E. Charest. Treasurer Daniel F. Doherty. Auditor Joseph A. Conry, ANTI-MERGER. Governor Charles W. Bartlett. Lieutenant-Governor--James T. Catiill. Secretary of State Thomas T. Riley. Treasurer William T. Connerv. Attorney-General Harvey H. Pratt. Auditor Daniel L. Shea. DEMOCRATIC, (WHITNEY). Governor Henry M. Whitney. Lieutenant-Governor George A. Scho field. Secretary of State Odilon Z. E. Charest. Treasurer-Daniel S. Doherty. Auditor Joseph A. Conry. DEMOCRATIC, (BARTLETT). Governor -Charles W. Bartlett, Treaaurei- William T. Conuery. Auditor Daniel L. Shea. Attorney-General Harvey H. Pratt. Mississippi. DEMOCRATIC. Governor E. F. Noel. Lieutenant-Governor Luther Manship. Secretary of Stat J. W. Power. Auditor E. J. Smith. Treasurer George R. Edwards. Insurance Commissioner T. M. Henry. Superintendent of Education P. C. Powers. Land Commissioner E. W. Nail. Clerk of the Supreme Court George C. Myers. Comtnisbioner of Agriculture W. E. Blake. Revenue Agext Wirt Adams. Attornev-Oeneral R. V. Kletclier. Rnilroad Commissioners John A. Webb, J. C. Lee, W. R. Scott. Penitentiorv Trutsjs T. . Montgom ery, C. C. Smith, Le Roy Taylor. Pennsylvania. STATE TREASURER. Republican John O. Shoatz. Democrat John G. Harman. Rhode island. REPUBLICAN. Governor Frederick H. Jerkson. Lieutenant-Governor Ralph C. Watrous. Secretary of State Charles P. Bennett. Attorney-General Win. B. Gresnougb. General Treasurer Walter A. Read. Khodc Island, DEMOCRATIC. Governor James H. iliggins. Lieutenant-Governor Charles Siaton. Secretary of State Robert Grieve. Attorney-General Edward M. Sullivan. General Treasurer J. B. Archambeault. New York. REPUBLICAN. Associate Judges Court of Appeals Ed ward T. Bartlett. R.; Willard Bartlett, D. DEMOCRATIC. Associate Judges Court of Appeal Wil lard Bartlett, D.; Edward T. Bartlett, R. INDEPENDENCE LEAGUE. Associate Judges Court of Appeals. Ruben Robie Lvon. 'Joint T. McDonougb. PROHIBITION. Associate Judges Court of Appeals Cole ridge A. Hart, Erwin J. Baldwin. SOCIALIST. Associate Judges Court of Appeals Thomas Crimmins, Thomas A. Hopkins. JUSTICES OF THE SUPREME COURT. Second Judicial District : Democratic, Republican and Independ ence League--William J. Gaynor. Socialist Louis B. Bondin. Socialist-Labor Timothy 'Walsh. Prohibition Harold W. Watson. Seventh District: Republican Samuel Nelson Sawyer. Democratic John D. Abbott. Eighth District: Republican, Democratic and Independ ence League Charles D. Wheeler. Socialist Albert L. Purdy. New York County. FUSION (REPUBLICAN AND INDE PENDENCE LEAGUE). Justice Supreme Court M. Linn Bruce, R. Justices General Sessions Charles S. Whitman, R.; Melvin G. PallSJer, L L.; Nathan Vidaver, I. L. Judges City Court William H. AVad hams, K.; Douglas Mathewsou. R.; Isidore Wasservogel, R.; H. C. 8. Stimson, I. 1. ; James A. Donegan, I. L .; Edwin S. Mer rill. I. L. Sheriff -Max. F. Ihmsen, I. L. DEMOCRATIC. Justice Supreme Court James W. Ger ard. Justices General Sessions Edward Swann, James T. Malone, Joseph F. Mul queen. Judges Citv Court Edward F. O'Dwyer, John H. McCarthy, John V. McAvoy, Alexander Finelite, Thomas F. Donnelly, Peter Schmuck. Sheriff Thomas F. Foley. New Jersey. REPUBLICAN. Governor John Franklin Fort. DEMOCRATIC. Governor Frank S. Katzenbaoh, Jr. Nebraska. REPUBLICAN. Justice of the Supreme Court Moneak B. Reese. Railroad Commissioner Henry T. Clarke, Jr. Regents of tho State University Charles B. Anderson, George Coupluud. FUSION, (DEMOCRAT AND POPU LIST). Justice of the Supreme Court. George L. Loomis. Railroad Commissioner No nomination. Regents of the State University R. J. Millard, John L. Sundean. Cincinnati. MAYOR. Republican Leopold Markbreit. Democrat Edward J. Dempsey. Cleveland. MAYOR. Republican Theodore E. Burton. Democrat Tom L. Johnson. San Francisco. MAYOR. Republican Daniel A. Ryan. Democratic and Good Government League Edward R Taylor. Salt i ... i. .- City. MAYOR. American (Anti-Mormon) John S. Rrausford. Democrat Richard P. Morris. Republican- -Charles O. Pluuimei . By A. B. LEWIS Mr. Bone "Muh-muh-muh- jils tah Interlocutor?" Interlocutor "You have got the floor, Mr. Bones." . Mr. Bone "I' dun guh-Ruh-guh-Kith-got a now one for you tuh-tuh-tuh-tuh-to-nlght, uh. If about a muh-muh-miih-man who st-st-at-at-st-stuttahs." Interlocutor "You ought to tell a story of that kind to perfection, Mr. Bones, seeing you stutter so badly yourself. Mr. Bonos (Indignantly) "I duh-duh-duh-don't stuttah, suh!" Interlocutor -"You don't?" Mr. Bones "N-n-n-n-na, suh. I only Bt-st-st-st-stammah. " Interlocutor "Oh, you only stam mer, eb? Will yon kindly tell us the difference hctveen stuttering and stammering?" Mr. Bones "Why, when you st-st-st-Bt-st-st-st-stuUah you tuh-tuh-tuh-talk like this; but svhen you st-st-st-st-st-st-st-Btammah you only tun-tub tub -nil. -tub -talk like that." Interlocutor "Oh, that'll It, eh? Well, you may go on with your story about the man who stutters; but be careful you don't get Into the habit yourself." Mr. Bones "Well, suh, h-h-he went Into n ruh-inh-ruh-ruh-restaur-ant and looked over tho buh-buh-buh-buh-blll-of-fare and saw st-st-st-at-st-st-st-strawberry shortcake on It." Interlocutor "Yes, Mr. Bones. A man who stuttered went into a res taurant and looked over tho blll-of-fare and saw strawberry Bhortcake on It. ' Well, did he get some?" Mr. Bones "N-n-n-n-no. suh. Butt-buh-bnh-biih-by the time the puh-puh-puh-puh-poor fellow guh-guh-Biiti-gtih-gave his ordnh Bt-st-st-st-t-Bt-Ht-st-strawberles were out of Bull-Buh-sub-senson." Interlocutor "Very sood, Mr. Bones very finod, sir. And now. Mr. Leader, If you'll give us some more of your good music, Mr. Johnson wi!. sing us that pathetic little ballad - titled 'What Is Homo Without a Razor?' " From Judge. Rogers Guilty of Murder. After deliberating fifteen minutes, the jury In the trial at Goshen, N. Y., of Charles H. Rogers, for the murder of Fred R. Olney, on October 6, 1505, returned a verdict of murder in the first degree. James Rcddick Killed. James Reddlck, of Chlccgo, chair man of-the Cook County Republican Committee and a close friend of Gov ernor Deneen. was killed In an auto mobile accident near Llbertyvllle, 111. The Realm of Athletlcw, Sam Llebgold, the cUumplon heel arid toe artist, will not be allowed to compete In the Indoor championships. Not since the new rules have been In vogue has there iJ n such a won derful display of open football aa that of the Indians. Harvard freshmen aud Andover. will not meet this season, owing ta the manager of these teams beln) unable to agree upon a date. Coach McCoy, of University of Maine, says that Brown has a back field that I even better tbau Harvard. Stock I a. It nine aiuffcred. While the Ill-effects of hoarding money were felt In every branch of business, the inability to obtain money was most disastrous to the New York Stock Exchange, prices of tho sixty most active railway shares falling far below all records since 1900. lire to Aid Japan. A tiny American bee is about to bo charged with a task beyond the Bfl I M of man to accomplish a task whlc.i means nothing less than changing the agricultural status of a nation. if succeHsful and results already Indi cate favorable progress of tho experi ment it will mean wealth and pros perity for hundreds of farmers in Japan. Instead of trylna unsuccess fully to raise fruits, such as apple and pears, the soil-tiiler of the "Land of the Cherry Blossom" will yield in abundance, and the natives will rejoice In luscious fruits and de licious vegetables which, because of the lethargy of their native bee and its failure to carry pollen, it baa been impossible for them to raise. The bee to which Ibis task is as signed is the golden bee. It is raised In America and was produced by an American, and already many little queen golden bees have been stent to Japan to begin their task. The native Japanese bee Is an In dolent. thing and does little more than crawl about to meet the needs of it a day. Because of its apathy it has been Impossible to cultivate such fruits as apples and pears and such vegetables as cucumbers, tomatoes and melons. The male and female blossoms of the bellflower varletle of fruits and vegetables are usually ho far apart that It Is necessary for some agent of nature to carry the pollen. In many other countries the busy little bee, In its search for honey, 1b the means of fructification. In Japan the bees simply refuse 10 work. Harper's Weekly. Coffee Substitute Culture. A syndicate of Stockton capitalist haB purchased a 600-acre tract of very rich land on Robert's Island, one of the numerous fertile river Islands west of Stockton, and expects soon to commence the cultivation of "coffee." They are going to put this large tract Into "blackeye beans," which are used extensively In the manufac ture of the cheaper grades of coffee. The bean takes a nice brown color, has a good flavor, and cannot be de tected from the genuine coffee bean the Imported article except by an experienced expert; and even such a person would find It difficult to detect the counterfeit In a ground mixture of the real article. The blackeye bean owing to the demand for It in the manufacture of coffee Bells readily for five cents pei pound; much cheaper than real coffee can be purchased for. The blackeye bean 1b not at all Injurious, aa has been determined by repeated experi menting and chemical teste; but, on the contrary, It make a very nutri tious drink when mixed with real coffee, as is always tho case, and ths flavor is delicious. In fact, about the only thing against the blackeye bean Is, that it is not coffee, and no enthu siastic coffee drinker would knowing. ly drink any substitute. . This Is the first attempt to cultivate tbu blackeye bean In California. Scleutlflc American. Clearing House Certificate Used. The movement for the general adoption of the clearing house certi ficate plan has been concurred In bv the greater cities of the country. A I.obeter Monstrosity. Charles A. Chase, of Bath, cap tured a freak in the lobster line on Monday afternoon, while ushlng ten miles east ot Seguln. He hauled in lobster which measured thirty-two Inches and weighed thirteen poun U. The shell was covered with barnacles and was judged by old fishermen to be at least ten years old. It was the largest lobster caught In thut vicinity for many year. Kenut bee Journal. Hy Tick and FUih. Wireless telephones are being placed In a number of the vessels ot the British home fleet. The Japanese feel the newly com pleted Anglo-Russian alliance moans that pesos In Asia will be kept. According to a special Bt. Peters burg dispatch the cholera is still ipreadlng lu Russia, 7 00 caaes having i-.een reported from Kleff In the last fortnight. It has been decided to improve all the roads in the environs of Paris, about which automoblllsts have made many complalntp. Lusitanla Atque Mouretania, Lusltanla was a Roman province '.bat at one time embraced the greater part of what is now Portugal and ex tended over into Spain. The Lust taniaV sister ship, the Kaurotania, derives her nam from tho ancient designation of northwestern Africa. Merlden Journal. The Female Whlpnoorwill. Though the whlppuoi will's I .r cream-speckled white egg are laid wiMt Mmnltijl carol ii kVn ground, s.io is uo; t... :1-ks -,it hn young, pi ''an lhw v a dM a kitten if tiisngio' .witc,