WHAT IS PERU -NA? s It a Catarrh Remedy, or a Tonic, or Is It Both? Borne people call Parana a great tonic Otheri refer to Parana at a freat catarrh remedy. Which of theee people are rightf b it more proper to call Perana a ca tarrh remedy than to call it a tonic? Our reply it, that Perana is both a tonic and a catarrh remedy. Indeed, there can be no effectnal catarrh rem edy that is not also a tonic. In order to thoroughly relieve any case of catarrh, a remedy most not only hare a specific action on the mu oons membranes affected by the ca tarrh, bat it must have a general tonic action on the nervous system. Catarrh, even in persons who are otherwise strong, is a weakened con dition of some mucous membrane. There mast be something to strength en the circulation, "to gjve ton to the arteries, and to raise the vital forces. Perhaps, no vegetable remedy in the world has attracted so much attention from medical writers as HYDRASTIS CANADENSIS. The wonderful effi cacy of this herb has been recognized many years, and is growing in its hold upon the medical profession. When joined with CUBEBS and COPAIBA a trio of medical agents is formed in Pe rana which constitutes a specific rem edy for catarrh that in the present state of medical progress cannot be improved upon. This action, rein forced by such renowned tonics as COLLINSONIA CANADENSIS, COB YD AL1S FORMOSA and CEDRON SEED, ought to make this compound an ideal remedy for catarrh in all its stages and locations in the body. From a theoretical standpoint, there fore, Perana is beyond criticism. The use of Perana, confirms this opinion. Numberless testimonials from every quarter of the earth furnish ample evidence that this judgment is not over enthusiastic When practical ex perience confirms a well-grounded the ory the result is a truth that cannot be allnVr A Trolley Hospital. Milwaukee has a novelty In trolley cars. It Is a hospital car which has recently been put In service. The In terior of the car Is fitted with three leather upholstered permanent stretchers. Hooks are placed In the sides near the ceiling;, from which a fourth stretcher may bo suspended. At each end of the car are stationed cabinets supplied with complete sur gical outfits, consisting of all neces sary Instruments as well as dressings that might be called for in emergency cases. The car is electrically heat ed, and water in a two gallon tank fed frpm a larger receptacle may be heated'in the same manner. The car Is not designed for city work, but In outlaying districts first aid will be directed on the ground, instead of taking the sufferer to the city. Magnetic Healing. Dr. Wenzel. who is not a magnetic healer, explained to mo in a thor oughly practical way the secret of the art. "The right hand of nearly every persons Is positive," he said, "while the left is negative. If your child is 111, If It Is In a fever, a heal thy perspiration will Invariably bring Instant relief. Rut medicines will often fall to produce thlB. Now, place your right hand on the fore head of the patient and your left on the bottom of the foot, or feet, and all the sweat glands will be op ened. ' It is the completion of the electric circuit that causes this." N. Y. Press. An Irish Hemorrhage. In Toledo, Ohio, recently an Irish man waB hard at work painting the top of a telephone pole a bright green, when suddenly the pot of paint slipped and splashed on the sidewalk. Not more than a few seconds later enother Irishman, also an employe of the telephone company, came along. ' He looked at the paint, then at his countryman on the ladder coming down the pole. Then, with affected anxiety, he called. "Mulcahy, Mulcahy! Hov ye had a blruorrhage?" EASY FOOD Ready For Instant Uso Without Cooking. A GLIMPSE OF THE LARGEST FEDERAL PRISON IN THE UNITED STATES. By Mrs. C. R. IWI.I.I it. Almost everyone likes a cereal food of some kind at breakfast and supper, but the ordinary way of cooking cereals results In a pasty mass that is hard to digest, and If uot properly digested, the raw mass goos down Into the intestinal tract where gaB is generated and trouble follows. Everyone knows that good food properly digested keeps tho body well, while poor food, or even food of good quality that is poorly prepared and not digested, is sure to bring on some kind of disease. The easiest food to digest In this line is Grape-Nun, made from wheat and barley, and cooked thoroughly at the factory, some 12 to 16 hours be ing consumed In the different pro cesses of preparation. The food, therofore, Ib ready for Instant ser vice and the starch has been changed to a form of Sugar, so that it Is pre digested and ready for almost imme diate absorption. A Chicago young lady writes that he suffered for years from indiges tion and dyspepsia from tho use of food that was not suitable to her powers of digestion. She says: "I began using Grape-Nuts, and I confess to having had a prejudice at first, and was repeatedly urged before I finally decided to try the food, but I have not known what Indigestion Is since using It, and have never been tronger or in better health. I have Increased In weight from 109 to 124 pounds." People can be well, practically without cost, if they will adopt scien tific food and leave off the Indigesti ble sort. "There's a Itcason." Grape-Nuts Food Is crisp and de licious to tho taste. It should be nrved exactly as It comes from the package, without cooking, except In cases where It is msde up into pud dings and other desserts. Book of dellclrus recipes, and "The Road to .Wellvilln." iu pkgs. At the Federal prfson at Leaven worth, Kan., 965 prisoners are en gaged In b.illdlng around and over them the very prison In which they will be confined. This Institution, when completed, will be the largest and best equipped Federal prison In the country. It was begun In 1898, and will probably not be finished for several years. It has a frontage of 800 feet, with a depth of 900 feet In the rear. The wall which surrounds the buildings and Incloses sixteen and one-half acres will bo thirty-one feet In height. The entire reservation In cludes 740 acres, 160 under cultiva tion, and an equal amount. In pastur age, the rest being Rtlll covered with timber. The prisoners are white, col ored, Indian nnd Japanese. Twenty four are military prisoners, while the others are offenders against the civil lair The majority of the Indians came from Ipdlan Territory, and their crimes are tho result of too milcnbad whisky. The Mexicans are being pun ished for smuggling one of them, a shoemaker, having sent in several hundred dollars' worth Of Mexican opals hidden In the linings of shoes. The two Japaneso wore caught seal poaching off St. George's Island last year. One hundred and three are serving life sentences. One hundred and thirty-four are "trusties," en titled to wear the blue uniform and white numbers and allowed more freedom In their movements In the prison. Gray is the regulation uni form of the Federal prisoner, and stripes aro worn only by refractory men as a punishment for habitual dis obedience to tho rules. No women are sent to Leavenworth. The prison Is like a model town, and In time the officers expect make It Bclf-supporting. Uncle Sam is economical, and as far as possible the prisoners are made to earn their food and clothing. In many of the State prisons the Inmates are allowed to work overtime, for which they are paid, the money being held for them until the time of their release. A Federal prisoner receives no pay for his work at any time, those In author ity thinking that the plan works un fairly, as some of the prisoners would be In a position to make more money than the others, and the Federal Gov ernment's aim Is to treat all men alike. When a man Is released he is given transportation to the town from which he came, $5 In money, a new suit of clothes, hat and shoes. If he Is released in winter an overcoat is added. The Indian.-, are usually model pris oners and are excellent workmen. They have little to say, and in almost every instance are obedient. The In dian has a sensitive nature, and as a result of It or, rather, the inability to practice self-restraint under strong provocation some Carlisle graduates have landed in this prison. At the close of their school days they re turned to their tribes, and were shown little consideration by the older men. Education had equipped them for a new and more useful life and then failed to provide a proper place for Its development. The grief and mor tification resulting from this condi tion Boon led to drink, and crime was the result. A number of these In dians aro engaged In dressing the stone which is to ornament the front of the building. They are known by such names as Wash Beaver, Crazy Snake, Fanowaskr Tiger, Handy Bear, Amos Rabbit, Tiger Tom, John Run about, Brown-Takes-the-Gun, Fred Charging Eagle, John Hogklller and Willie Little Head. Many of them re ceive letters from home, and one man has a regular correspondence with his sweetheart, who rejoices In the name of Lucy Standing Goose. Tho two Japanese, who speak littlo English, are engaged In the tailor Bhop. As far as possible everything needed in the prison is the handiwork of the inmates, and the shops in which these articles aro manufac tured are Interesting in many re spects. The men are usually proud of their work, and frequently ask the foreman whether he thinks them ca pable of earning an honest living on the outside. In several Instances re leased prisoners have obtained work on the recommendation of tho war den, and It Is not uncommon for dis charged prisoners to ask for letters as to their ability as workmen. In one of tho shops I was shown some remarkably well-made shoes. This place Is busy, as the keeping of nearly a thousand men in footwear is no small item. In tho next aisle a number of prisoners were making harnesB for the horses which were doing tho hauling. The tailor shop, which is equipped with electric irons for pressing and electric sewing ma chines, turns out all the clothing used by the prisoners, as well as the neat uniforms worn by the officers. Old clothing aud carpets are cup up and woven Into rugs to be used In differ ent parts of the building. All the brooms and scrubblug brushes, mops, etc., needed are the work of a few prisoners, and In this department a slender young man wearing a "trusty" uniform silently handed out one bruBh after another for my in spection, and as I had a word of praise for each article of his work manship a faint smile lighted up the pale face, and a timid bow of thanks was his only response. In the tin shop ill men were turning out buck ets, while In the carpenter shop they were repairing furniture. Outside the building others wore grading, mixing cement, ,indi making bricks for tho new building. Colored prisoners '.were hauling stone from the cars, as the building material Is shipped from Arkansas. Guards wero on every hand, but there was no rushing and no harsh words. The men worked steadily, and many of them were laughing as they worked. When I asked If plans for escape might net be hatched by their Inti macy with each other, the guard said that If two men were found especially friendly they wore separated, or if two men showed antipathy for each other they were kept apart. The laundry was like one attached to a big hotel, and hero William Jan uary, whose case recently attracted so much attention and who was re leased on July 17, was at work. The kitchen has a floor space of 7000 square feet, and Is equipped with an electric bread mixer and electric ovens. Among the men who help In this kitchen are thirty-two life prison ers. Oeorge C. Buchanan Is the stew ard, and his office between the pantry, bakery and kitchen proper Is enclosed In glass. By this arrangement he may look Into any of the departments at any time without leaving his desk. Tho menu, while not elaborate. Is composed of substantial food, well cooked, and served in far better style than the meals In a cheap boarding honse. The breakfast on the day of my viRlt consisted of oatmeal, .butter, bread and coffee. At dinner roast pork, gravy, potatoes, rolls and water were served, while a supper of buns and coffee completed the day's meals. On that day 800 pounds of pork, 160 pounds of rolled oats, and 100 pounds of sugar were consumed. The average cost per man for that day's food was a trifle over twelve cents. The average day's rations cost eleven cents per man. Many of the vegeta bles used are grown in the prison gar den, and last year eighty tons of cab bage were raised. Some of this crop was made Into sauerkraut, and seventy-five barrels were used at tho pris oners' table. About 375 bushels of peaches wero gathered from the orchard and "put up" In the prison cannery, and the snmc amount of to matoes was canned for table use. Food supplies, such as coffee, tea, sugar, flour, meats, etc., are pur chased quarterly. This Is done by samples, the name of the firm being unknown at tho time the selection Is made. A complete cold storage and Ice plant Is maintained In connection with the kitchen. Condensing plpen carry the vapor away, and the usual smells found In the culinary depart ments of large Institutions are en tirely absent. The floors aro scrubbed daily, and the dirty water swept Into an outlet which runs into the sewer. Church and Sunday-school services are held on each Sunday morning, and the afternoon Is generally spent In reading. There Is a library of 8000 volumes, and ten per cent, of the prisoners nre reading scientific and technical books, thus showing that they are preparing themselves for some useful and lucrative em ployment after their release. Books on electricity seem to be the most popular. A printing office is main tained, and here all the prison print ing, Including the reports upon the workings of the institution, is done. A man confined at Leavenworth will not lose his health from lack of ventilation or sanitary arrangements, as special cara has been taken In this line, and the cells are models of san itation. There Is a complete hospital and an isolation ward for use in case of an epidemic. Some of (he prisoners are good mu sicians, and an orchestra has been organized, which frequently plays on Sunday in the little gallery during the dinner hour. Baseball and racing are recreations In which well-behaved prisoners may indulge occasionally. The mere fact In being able to take part In games is an Incentive for some of the prisoners to obey the rules. Several of the men are expert In wood-carving, nnd the large wooden eagle the emblem of the Depart ment of Justice, which is on exhibi tion at the Jamestown Exposition was carved by a prisoner at Leaven worth. Another Is an artist, and has decorated tho sates throughout the buildings with beautiful marine views, and also lettered the doors of the different departments lr. gold. The story of tho downfall of this young man if true serves to show how easily one may go wrong. He was n struggling artist, and was called upon to paint a picture in which a $20 noto was the central figure. A $2 bill was the nearest ap proach he could afford as a model, so he raised the two to a twenty, and did It so skillfully that ho almost de ceived himself. After the picture was finished he carried the raised note in his pocket, until one day by mls tako he gave it In payment for some article at a shop. On receiving the change, ho failed to correct the mis lake, fearing arrest. For several days he hourly expected to be arrest ed, but the counterfeit was not de tected. Later he began to raise notes for his own amusement, and finally It became a business, until one day he was discovered. Conviction soon followed with a sentence to the Leav en w firth penitentiary. In 1901 there was a mutiny and a number of prisoners escaped after killing one guard and injuring sev eral others. Nearly all of them wero recaptured, and to avoid a repetition of this a fort-like watch-tower has been built, from which guns may bo used in any direction without the men behind them being in danger. The gates are all carefully guarded, and every wagon passing through them, cither empty or loaded. Is thoroughly examined by the guards to see tint no person is concealed therein. The warden Is Major R. w. Mc Claughry, an officer who served with distinction during, the Civil War. Shortly after Its close he became In terested In prison work, and since that time has served In the capacity of warden at several prisons. He was also Chief of Police of Chicago for over two years. His wardenshlp at Leavenworth has already extended over a period of eight years. He has traveled extensively through Europe, studying prison conditions, and In 1895 went to England by special in vitation to inspect English prisons. Although a strict disciplinarian. Major McClaughry has a kind and sympathetic nature, and is always ready to, help a prisoner oil the right road. He insists on punctuality, and Is himself a bard worker, u was my pleasure to take luncheon at his de lightful home on the prison grounds, and the bright-faced young man who waited on us at the tabla was a "trusty" from the prison. Later In the day another " trusty" hitched up the team and took the warden's fam ily for a drive around the country. From Leslie's Weekly. WHY (NOT EXTEND THE RULE ? Cartoon from the Brooklyn GaglO. FULL DINNER PAIL MI55 LENA NAGEL BACKACHE AND DESPONDENCY Are both symptoms of organic de rangement, and nature's warning to women of m trouble which will soon er or later declare Itself. How often do we hear women say. "It seems as though my back would break." Yet they continue to drag along and suitor with aches In the small of the back, pain low down In the side, dragging sensations, nerv ousness and no ambition. They do not realize that the back is the main-spring of woman's organ ism and quickly Indicates by achinir a diseased condition of the feminine organs or kidneys, u..ii that achea and pains will continue until the cause is removed. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound mndo from nativo roots and herbs has been for -ny years the moat successful remedy in such cases. No other m. ,o has buch a record of euros of feminine ilia Miss LcnaNagel, of 117 Morgan St., Buffalo. N. Y.. writes: "I was completely worn out and on the verge of nervous prostration. My baok ached all the time. 1 lmrt dreadful periods of pain was subject to fits of crying and extreme nervousness, and was always weak and tired. Lydla E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound completely cured me.'' Lydla E. Pinkham's vegetable Compound cures Female Complaints, such as Backacho. Falling and Displacement, and all Organie Disease).. Dissolves nnd expels Tumors at an early stage. It strengthens and tones tho Stomach. Cures Headache and Indigestion and invigorates the whole feminine system. Mrs, Pinkham's Standing Invitation to Women Women suffering from any form of female weakness are invited to write Mrs i'inklinni, Lynn, Mass. Her advice is free. 15 UP $1 A WLLK W. L. DOUGLAS Boarding House Union Boosts Rates and Won't Except Hungry Schoolma'ams. BEST IN THE WCftLD $3.00 & $3.50SHOES tapSHOES r OH EVt HI Mti "' THF FAMILY. AT ALL St O p! ft ft ft ( To any on who can rtrovn V'. I &aS9UWU I Ooujlmm doom net make & aaU He war a Springfield, Mass. Twenty West Springfield boarding-house mis tresses met at the home of Mrs. Charles Clark. Jr., and voted to form a Boarding-house Union. A score of boarding-house proprietors who were unable to be present sent word that they would stand by any action taken by the meeting. The union decided to raise the price of board from $u to ?C a week and to put tho new rate Into effect at once. One of the chief causes of dissatisfaction was the full dinner pall. It was asserted that railroad men who carried their dinners provided them selves with pails as large as wash-boilers and expected the boarding-house mistresses to All them with "lunch." It was explained that the medium sized palls held two quarts of coffee, eight or nine sandwiches, half a pound of cheese and six doughnuts, und that failure to Include two pieces of pie was considered Justification for prolonged grumbling. One of the women declared that the late Mark Hanna was to blame for promising the men "a full dinner pall." A long-faced landlady of Republican tendencies, said Senator Hanna merely meant enough to eat and not a wheelbarrow load. One boarding-house in I stress suggested that u special rate should be made for school teachers. "A school tearhcr'B appetite Is as good as anyone's else and they are more bother than two men," was the prompt reply of a maiden lady. It was voted unanimously not to make an exception in favor of school teachers. As practically all the boarding-houses In West Springfield are included In the movement, the boarders have the alternative of payiug $1 a week more or of moving out of town. ; cm l .' ' rzs ;:ro".e is becau:3 of th.-ir ' e, r,muiti;?s. more Man' tH 9, $X.fiO ahocv . than pry c !hnr rtsnu.'xci:irar. THEItF.AHON W. L rnilllMllMM : In nil Walks oflife than any other in er--llent M vie. eme-nlnna. nnil Btliarl r 1 no icleetion oltllileatners arid other mater.- ear i .rrt of the shoe and every detail of tho making: I h'oo .c '. ft. . r D,' the most com pletoora;eii ration o." superintendents, forer-r nnnd skiltedshoainakers, who receive the highest vvaffea paidt:. taj shoei ndunry, ami who'e a-orlinanshlr cannot be excelled. If I could lake you nto mylanrefaotnriea at Brockton .Mum.. and show you how carefully V. L. Doucla shoes are made.iou wouldthen understand whv thev hold thcirshape, fit letter, wear Oluier Ji'wl nre of vrenter v-nloM t hn an-- ... 1 maIt My tf .OO mnd 03.OO GILT OOE Shoaa cannot bo oauallod at jny prlow. CAUTION I The genuine have V . L, llouflaa name and price statu) ed on bottom Tke Mm Mubatltnte. Ak yourdealerfor W.L. 1 lunula shoes. If he cannot -imply you end ouecttofaciory. Shoujsentevrrywherebymail.Uataloifrw. W. L. Douglas, Brockton Mass SUICIDES OF CHILDREN CAUSE WORRY IN GERMANY Frequency of Self-Destruction Among the School Boys and Girls Alarms. Berlin. The frequency of suicides among school boys and girls Is at tracting much attention In Germany. The Prussian Ministry of Education has recently ordered that a thorough Investigation of the matter bo under taken, with a view to find causes and remedies. Statistics of such suicides show that in the twenty-one years, 1S83 1903, there were 112.". suicides of pupils of tho gymnasiums and common schools, making an average of nearly fifty-four per annum. By far the greater number of suicides wero of children under fifteen years old, the average yearly number for these alone ulmiiBt reaching forty-two. Less than one-fifth of these were glrU. The greater frequency of suicides below fifteen years, however, was due wholly to the fact that the pupils below thnt age so far outnumber those above. Ab a matter of fact suicides above fifteen years are four times moro frequent reckoned ua a percentage of the total number of pupils than below that age. The official statistics do not give the catiBos of the suicides Except. In 2S4 cases The causes stated for the low,er schools were fear of punish ment, mental derangement and harsh treatment by parents, relatives or teachers. In the higher schools the causes were dread of examinations, wounded self-eKtecm, mentHl derangement, fear of punishment, love attain and melancholia. Not less than twenty-eight per cent, of the suicides were of children whose parents wero epileptics, drunkard); or mentally unsound. In more than forty-eight per cent, of the cases It was found that the character peculiarities of the children rendered it difficult for them to accommodate themselves to the rules and regulations of the schools. One group of these embraced pupils whose mental capacities did not fit them for the school work or for the profession for which they had chosen to prepare themselves. Another group contained those who wore led astray through moral defects, through love affairs or through premature addiction to drink. He Introduced Himself. The Chief Game Warden of Col orado was walking out In the moun tains recently, when he met a hunter with his gun. The official suggested that that ought to be a good country for hunting. "It certainly Is," said the hunter, proudly. "I killed one of tho finest bucks yesterday I ever saw, and he weighed more than 200 poilnds." It was the season when deer may not be shot without subjecting tho hunter to a heavy line. "Well, that is a fine one," said the warden, "and do you know who you are talking to?" Being assured that he did not, the official Bald: "Why, I am the Chief Game War den of Colorado." The hunter was only taken back n moment, when he said: "And do you know who you are telklng to?" The warden did not know. "Well, sir," said the hunter, ap parently much relieved, "you are talking to the biggest Mar In the whole-State of Colorado." LORD ROTHSCHILD LAYS FINANCIAL UNEASE TO ROOSEVELI Head of Banking House Says Speeches Hav Frightened Away English Investors. Kill One Kvcry 15 Hours. Every 15 hours a life 1b lost in New York under the wheels of a passenger car surface, elevated or steam. This fact has been brought out by Secretary Travis H. Whitney, uf the Public Service Commission, in n table giving a record he has kept of transportation accidents from Au gust fj to September 1. In the.ie 2ti days 145 persons were hurt In car colllslcjis nnd 465 In Odllistons between carB und vehicles. Onoe In each hour and 2D minutes of the period some person was struck by a car, making u total of 4 05. Sixty-four perBons were injured in hoarding curs and 1,16a1 wero in lured iu alighting from them, which goes to show that at least that num ber of New Yorkers have not yet. lerancd to face forward when getting off street cars. Employes to the number of 641 hurt. 33 persons were hurt In derail ments, 26 prospective passengers fell downstairs and 1,881 persons were hurt in unclassified ways. A total of 5,500 wero either killed or Injur ed in 26 days. London. "Stocks are low," said Lord Rothschild, head of the famous banking house. In an Interview, "because Governments till over the world are hitting at capital." Lord RothBchlld demurred at the suggestion that the condition of the money market Is due to a boom In trade, which leaves little cash free for investment. He referred to the Socialistic denunciations of capital and to various questions, such as old ago pensions, the Scottish land tenure projects, and the projected licensing bill, as having an unsettling influence on the British money market, and In reply to a suggestion that the trouble was not particularly British, but was International, said: "Of course, President Roosevelt's speeches against the conduct of the American railways are greatly diaturblng that market. Wo must all admit that the manipulation of railroad stock In tho United State3 has uot always been quite 'what it should have been, but this does not detract from tho serious character of the President's campaign. It Is difficult, nay, almost Impossible, as things stand, for us to furnish from this country fresh cap ital for railway development across the water." "Speaking generally, would you say that the prices of leading secur ities are likely to improve as the autumn progresses?" wa8 asked. "Ah," replied Lord Rothschild, as he shook his hend, laughing, "it Ib the true3t wisdom never to prophesy. I am told that investors In New York are hoarding mouey untl) they see how events turn nnd that they may display greater confidence when tho spring comes, but, ufter all, none of us Is in u position to indulge In forecasts." Year's Wheat Production Is 023,(107.000 Ui alu la. Washington, O. C. The Agricultu ral Department reported that the con dition of corn on October 1 was seventy-eight per cent., as compared with 80.2 per cent, last month, and 90.1 on October I, 1906. The average yield of spring whoat is 13.1 bushels per acre, as compared with 13.7 bushels for 1906, and 14.7 bushels for 1905. The production of spring and winter wheat combined U about 626,567,000 bushels. On the Grldlrou. Carl Flanders, whose coaching was a big help to the Indians last season, has Joined the gridiron faculty at New Haven. Tha football managers at Yale and Prluceton Foster snd Wheeler, re spectively are both Hill School products. Stein, one of the Syracuse Univer sity backs, has done some accurate passing of from thirty to forty yards in practice. If he gets away with a forward pass or two of that length in the Yale game the Ells will be hoist with their own petard. . Once Poor Now Rich, at Fifty-seven Clues to College. Washington, Pu. Peter. Murray, of Buena Vista, at the age of fifty seven, has gone to college. He la a student at Jeffcr3on Acad emy, Canonsburg. and the teachers say he Is oue ot their most diligent pupils. In his youth Murray had to work for a living nnd sacrifice his school ing. He has accumulated money till his large business interests, he uayt, demand that he be better educated. KxuinplcN Of Itatlios. Prof. Brander Matthews, writer and teachor, at a recent dinner- tulk od of bathos with l.'.s usual wealth of apt lllimtratloc. "We find a deal of bathos in the law courts," he said. "An excellent example occurred In a MusBachusettB Judge's Summing up of a larceny case. I!c said: " 'For 40 centuries the thunders of Sinai have echoed through the world, "Thou ahalt not steal." Thl.i is ales, gentlemen, a principle of common law and a rule of equity.' "In a murder trial the accused hud killed a soldier another judge Bald: " 'John Jones, not only have you committed murder, but you have also run a bayonet through tho brooches of one of our august republic's cav alry uniforms. ' "A Sunapeo Justice of the peace rebuked a thief thus: " 'Prisoner, a bountiful Providence has endowed you with health and strength, Instead of which you go about stealing chlckenB.' " A Geyser ( lock. One of the most curious clocks In the world Is said to bo that which tells the time to the inhabitants of a little American backwoods town. The machinery, which Is nothing but a face, hands, and lever, Ib connect ed with a geyser which shoots out an Immense column of hot water every thirty-eight seconds. The spout ing never varies to the tenth of a second. Every time the water spouts up it strikes the lever and moves the hands forward thirty-eight seconda American Home Monthly. Beware of Ointments For Catarrlr That Contain Mercury, as mercury will surely destroy the acuse oi amell and completely derange the whole sys tem when entering it through tbe mucous surfaces. Such articles should never be used except on prescriptions from reputable phy sicians, as the damage they will Jo i ten fold to the good yc can -..oasibly derive trom them. Hall's CataiTb Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, O., contuina no mercury, and is taken internally, utiuig directly upon the blood and niucoua surlace of thesystem. in baying Hall's Catarrh Cur be sure you get the genuine. It is taUen in, ternally and imidr in Toledo. Ohio, by F. J. Cheney At Co. 1 estiniomsls free. Sold by Druggists; price, 72c. per bottle. Tale Ball's Family 1'ills for constipation. Different, "Are you a believer lu 3-cent fare?" "No, that's what we get at out boarding house; but It isn't what w pay for." Houston Post. FTTH, St. Vitus 'Dance :N ervons Diseaao oer manentlycured by Dr. Kline's (treat Nrve Restorer. W trial liottle and treatis- tree. Ur. II. R. Kline, Ld.,!l Arch St., Phisa., Pa. It's easier to lend a man to. drink limn it is to drive linn tne other wuy. BABY WASTED TO SKELETON. In Torments With Terrible Sores on Face and Body Tore nt Fleali Cured by Ciitirnra. "My little son. when abntit a yenr and a half old. Iieji.m to have norm come ntit on his face. They bcann to come on Ins arms, then on ether parts f hi, hod v. om then one enme on his ehest. worse than the others. Still he grew won. At the end of about a vear nnd n lialf of suffering he uretv so had I had to tie his hands in cloths nt night to keep him from scratch mg the sores nnd tcarins the fteen. He got to lc a mere skeleton And was hardlv able to walk. I sent to the drug store and got n cake of (Victim Four, ami a box of Cti- rura (linlmnnt mnA ..I t. i . ' " ... rnii or anout two months the sores were .-.II well. He uns never imd anv sores of any kind ainee, and I ran sincerelv say that only with- Tnticura Rrmei'n my precioiw child would have died from those terrible sores. I used only one c.tke of Soap and about three hoxea of Ointment. Mrs. Egbert Sheldon R. F. D., No.l, Woodville. Conn April ! "' - " TEN VK.tHK ().' PAIN. A girl thinks the veil of the future Is aomu kind of a wedding veil. Mrs. WIubIow's Soothing sy nip for Children teething.softena thegums. reducehinflaiuni.t tion, allays painxums wind colic 'Mo a liottio Doca any one know where the deudi .if nlarht Is hurled? Women in tho Day's News. A German observer says that worn, en's home life is ruined by theh clubs. Marie Ruef Hofer says Chicago clubwomen eat less than Now York clubwomen. Mrs. Alfred O. Vanderbllt was In an automobile wrock In Newport, R. I., but was unhurt. Slinore Glyn. the English novelist, ' wishes to find an American man to make the hero of it novel. Eighty-two per cent, of the work ers engaged in tbe paper box indus try of the HultHd Rtattui ara n-ronan t'nnble to Do Kven Housework Be cause of Kidney Troubles, Mrs. Margaret Emmerich, of Clin ton St.. Napoleon, ()., gays: "Kor fifteen years 1 was a great sufferer irom kidney trou bles. My back pained me terribly. Every turn or move caused sharp, shooting pains. My eyesight was poor, dark spots appeared before me. and 1 had dlszy suelli. For ten years I could nt do housework, and for two years Ml not get out of (he houss. The kidney secretions were Irregular, and doctors were not help ing ma. Dosn's Kidney PIIU brought me quick relief, snd finally cuivd m They saved my life." Sold by all dealers. 10 cents s box Foster-llllburn Co., buffalo, N. Y. MUI and sraudraotliers all ovsr this country y ou will rare.y . .-j donor ll you bae at baud a bout of Johnsons Aio4ynotiaime!it Apnlt1 promptly It gsts right down to wurt od cures outs, haras. bruIsM, i.ttos, sprklnt, U'QetlrMt anu' r'Tinass BSTAHLbsttRD IH10. I , Hires limes :.a i .im I, sat. All (Wa)sra. t o. H .u. OOSU.T1. HAM niTcuTc ,vn vn '' t know a ii UA I LSI 10 I'A'Ih-nth- no yea wish c r ""w SI' TKAPK-MAHK-i I Uo rou wlia lo know about elNIIONSf Da ou wish to know stout I'AY and SOAIKTV Ihsn write to W. II. Wliis. Aimraoyav-La Notary Ptihlh 1 Wills Building. U lii'lhtna A. una. Washington. Ii C. iW ysarsm Washluj. inn. 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