INTERESTING PARAGRAPHS Oil in mi. lid in ml btertat, tiMlhci td li Home or Clipped from our F.xchanzeft. CONDRNSKD FOR HURRIED READRRS Smoke the King Oscar, ft Be. ( iitar, always j.'ood. Get them at l''. Scott 'r giocnry. Miss Marparot I'npfr, who has been at Colorado Springs, Colo , for several years, is visiting her home friends in this c unity. The local pa) er should be found "i i ev ryhome. Nochildron should grow up ignorant who can be taught to appreciate the home paper. It is said to be the step ping stone 6t intelligence in all those matters not to be learned in boo'is. . A cleansing, clean, cooling, soothing, healing household rem edy is DeWitt's Carbohzod Witch Hazel Salve. For burns, cuts, scratches, bruises, insect biles, and sore feet, it is uncqiialed. Good for pilos. Beware of imi tations. Get DeWitt's. It is the best. Sold by Trout's drugstore. While the wife of Policeman J' W. Wagner, of Allento-vn, was cutting carpet rags on hor front porch she struck a pair of very old trousers. A little later she heard a jingling on the porch and upon investigation found that it was a $S 5(1 gold piece from one of the pockets. The coin bears date of 18!Ji), an may have been in that pockot all that time. Bishop Bowman, senior mem ber of the college of the episco pacy of the Methodist church, celebrated his 00th birthday anni versary on the lb'th inst. Be is said to be the oldest high ranking ecclesiastical dignitary in the I world. Mauy friends called and , letters and telegrams of congrat ulation came from many sections. there is the slightest in dication of indigestion, heart bu. n, flatulence, or any form of stomach trouble, take a little Ko dol occasionally and you will be afforded prompt relief. Kodol is a compound of vegetable acids and contains the juices found in a healthy stomach. Kodol digests what you eat, makes your food do you good. Sold by Trout's drug store. A tew days ago David Weaver ling who lives in the old toll-gate house just east of Everett, was takiug an after dinner nap in a Morris chair in the sitting room. Being disturbed as he supposed by a tly, he slowly opened his eyes and saw a big snake coiled arouud his shoulders, the head of the reptile looking him squire in the face and darting its tongue out ticKling his nose. We leave the reader Teachers' Examinations, IV Mr. t-Niolmore. Jiuy 90th. Hru li GrCtk Imiiiiiuv illr, July 1 aOtb. Union I ruler. July '.1st. Bethel Vnrf"il:-ibiiig, Atlg.lftl Thompson -Center, Aug. 9nd Ayr - Webster Mills, Aug. Ilrd. Licking Creek lliirnsonville, Aug. 5th, Wells High School, Aug. l! Taylor Hntontown, Aug 7th. Dublin - Fort LiltlAon, Aug. 8th. Todd McCoy-em's Aug. 9tb. The Age limit is 18. Applicant from other oottfitj s must furnish recommendations as to character &C. School hoards are requested lo assemble on tin; above dates fir the purpose of electing teacheri-, Examinations begin atlla. ni. B. C. Lammcbsok, County Superintendent. Birthday Spoons It will pay you to READ THIS "ad" in two sizes after dinner ttml the full large TVn-Hpoou size. The twelve sl(fim of thp '.odlrn' ure pottravei) in relief - the inline of the inontli uml the Hoi e' for earli niontli are ulso shown In relief mi each of the twelve npoons. Olve the cliihl a birthday spoon that MB be hatnl eil down lo the ue.it feneration, tl 00 uud ('2.&U each. WM H. I.DDWIG, .lewoler and Silvorsmilh, Trust Company Building, Chambersburg, Pft. Thousands of people are daily suffering with kidney and blad der troubles-dangerous ailments that should bo checked promptly. DeWitt's Kidney aid Bladder 'ills are the best remedy for backache, weak kidneys, inflam mation of the bladder. Their ac tion is prompt and sure. A week's treatment for 25c. Sold by Trout's diugstore. NEW QRENADA. Mr. and Mrs. Nace and chil dren, ot Wopdvale, visited at the home of Mrs. Nace's father, Prank Thomas. Joseph Edwards, of Hiram; Henry lioweand family, of Wells Valley; Mrs. Abe Hershey and Drucilla fleeter, of Kobertsdale, j dined on Sunday with Yaw cob Schneider (Jacob Cnder), at the Deitscherman House. Guy Weaver and wife, of Sai tillo, visited P. G. Mills' famous Hotel. M. A Detwiler, wife and daugh ter Anna Lee, dined with friends RACKET STORE. SAY FARMER. Have you seen any of those Mowing Scythes that we are selling at 48c ? They are dandles, and the whole outfit for Mo., with the best.snath that is made. Cradle Scythes Of the same kind for the same price- WO, Machine Oil ! Machine Oil ! Well, we won't run out Ibis year. Kvery year we have run out, but thin year we have twice as much as last, and of the .same kind we did have, ut the same price 25c. gal. Suuie, and better, than others are selling ut jOc a gal. BUGGY WHIPS AND MACHINE WHIPS. Did it ever strike you that this is the only place to buy this kind o goods f We sell them aleicMy t ie sain ) pro It as anything else: Ike man that told i that u whip that cost him 50c, he sold frr 11.00. We don't do that. We have now whip at 910-lM0l5-9542f up to 7"c, and the whip at 75c, Is the same as lots sell at 1.50. Don't buy nets without seeing ours. We arc in shape to save you money. Tiiis letter has been addressed to the farmers, and we don't like to say anything to the ladies. But, men, tell your wives and children that we can save them money on tinware, granite, and all kitchen ware, Itespectfully, HULL & BENDER. McConnellsburg, Pa. The ( asollne I ngine is oue of the most useful tilings a fiiinur i an own. W it i one of those i seful n achinea he can saw wood, gi lot feed, ibi II ct ru, pnmp water, tnd many other things. I lave just lecelvcd a carload of wire fence. Anyone needing wire fence this spring will rfavo money by calling to ace my fence soor, as I have a complete line of Field, Poultry and Garden ten I on hands, different heights atid weights. Also n nice lot of yaid and lawn fence, the neatest and liest fence you ever saw. Pf t guaranteed just as cheap as the cheapest. I have also a nice lot of wire Nails. ( 'ut Nails. Bung Head Nails Slating Nails, Wire Kaplos, all of which I am-selling a just ubo. t what you would have to pay if you were buying them wholesale. To anyone who Is going to build It will pay you good money lo come and see me before you get the hardware. r r.t door sets Inside door locks Kim locks Hun hinges Si i up hinges 1 1 : in door hangers liai n door track Tl ace chains 1 least chains able chains I'.cady mixed paint White lend coop shot Dirt shovels Forks of all kinds Garden spades ; Garden iiui.es Simon saws, cross cut and hand Distou saws. cros cut and hand Double and single bit axes Picks und grubbing hoes Plumbing supplies. Mason iiamniei a Claw hammers Shoei if? hammers Hatchets Window gla s Pure llax seed meal. I will have in pood time a lull stock of Collar pads and collars inseed oil Machine oil ton 3 tit. mm era Napping hammers ties of the diamond as it is mined, in the Corner, iu N. G. on Sunday I ut who&e lack "f "polish" is a Ju8t T,.t. Horses, There is a certain old gentle-, man who partakes of the uuali- rjllflflieSe and Harness. and Mrs. Detwiler and Anna Lee are sojourning here a few days. Jesse Bolioer is carrying a very sore linger caused by its passing through the cogs of a sickle grinder, which crushed and lacerated it badly. Bert Heeter is off duty on ac count of a crushed linger, ai.d suf fering much pain. During an electric storm recent ly, Tghtning struck a cherry tree uear George Bolinger's in Shore Valley, under which a turkey hen and twelve young ones were sheltered the bolt killing the mother hen and nine young ones. Like Johnnv Mag8u,m's old hen, : feathers d:d not prove a non-con-! ductor. I Glover Horton, of Enid, who hid been in Pittsburg duru.g the ! summer, is home. sad trial to Ins eldest daughter. The old gentleman, as he express es it, "yot thar with both feet when some dude investors, come pirutiu' round the range." Not long ago tiin family was gathered in uie library, one oi ino windows j ((me or take any kjnd Qf st(jck ul which was ujjcu. I have just received the finest lot of Buggies and Har ness ever brought to this coun ty, which 1 am selling at Rock bottom Prices, and will give Binder Twine at very best prices. Come and see me if you want a bargain. Thanking those who have so lihorally patronized inn, and kiudly soliciting the continuance of the same, I am Yours respectfully, Geo. B. TVYellott, McConncllsburg, Pa. 1 "That air" the father began, but was ouicklv interrupted. "Father, dear, don't say 'that i times for any kind of work in exchange. Horses on hand at all vrHD VI,. n w, ,i . i ;,t I i . am. i a .nun i nil uim utvunvi. i in to imagine just what . ,,,.,,,. on.t.. ,.,, ,,iiv happened, but Mr. Woaverling is ttll J Altoona, are visitiug among living yet, and the snake is not. the Foster tribe in Wells. Young man, that beautiful girl whom you worship as a pillar of : When the baby is teething, it is unadulterated sweetuess doosn't j cross and restless; it becomes fev- contain even three ounces of sug ar. It has been shown by analysis it. . 1 . i.,n...l i n 1 KA LIliiL L V II I " UL' SUI I pounds is composed of 0B pounds ' stomach. All the delicate little of water, a pounds of the white or organs of the stomach are affect eggs, a little less than 1 pound ol ! ed, bringing on colic and diar rttta nil tvinnia r.f fat wi rtminda Lrhoea, Cascasweet for babies F ' i r - J -r . . air.' Say 'that there,1" the daughter admonished. "Well, this ear" he again at tempted, but was as quickly brought to a halt. "Nor 'this 'ere.' 'This here' is correct,' he was told. The old gentleman rose, with an angry snort. "Look here, Mary," ha said, with asperity. "Of course I know you have been to school and all that, but I reck- j on 1 know what I want to say, and 1 am going to say it. I be lieve I feel a cold in this ear from that air, and I'm going to shut the window." Harper's Weekly. Will sell on time Any kind of stock bought. If you have anything to sell, or need anything in my line, call to see me, or drop me a card. Yours for business, Dan f. Trout, McConnellsburg, Pa. erish, and in many cases, vomits :i great deal and oftentimes can not even keep cool water on the of phosphate of lime, 'd ounces of sugar and starch, 7 ounces of cholride of calcium, u ounces of phosphate of magnesia and a little ordipary table salt. I'll stop your pain free, To show you first before you spend a penny what my Pink Pain Tab lets cau do. 1 will mail you free a Trial Package of them Dr. Shoop's Headache Tablets. Neu ralgia, Heat'ache, Toothache, Pe riod pains, etc., are due alone to blood congestion. Dr. Shoop's Headache Tablets simply kill pain by coaxing away the unnatural blood pressure. That is ail. Ad dress Dr. Shoop, Iiacine, Yin. Sold by Dickson's drug store. The tennis gu 1 goes out to play her nerve-producing game; the ttippaut girl goes out larking be cause her life's too tame; the read ing girl betakes herself into a world of i Mok.-, the scheming girt to the seaside goes to tish with artful (looks; the flirting girl goes any where she thinks thei G is a man; the dressy girl goes to Paris to buy a dress an i fun; the beau ty goes upon the stage to show her handsome looks; but the girl that gets the husband stays right ul homo aud cooks. and children makes the stomach right and ullays inflammation and prevents irritation. Casca sweet makos the baby happy and well. Sold by Trout's drug store. Georgo Mellott, son of Samuel Meilott, residing near Cove Gap, Prauklin county, aged about 12 years, has beeu living iu the home of Ira Diehl in Ayr township, this summer. A few days ago the boy went home for a little visit, and last Monday, Ira went to Mercersburg with a team and started homo with the boy. On the east side of Cove mountain, near the Gap, the boy fell from i tho wagon, one wheel passing o er the boys body, causing such iujury that the boy died iu a fow hours afterward. LADIES A Clear Claim. An official of the pension office at Washington offers the follow ing excerpt from an especially amusing letter received from a claimant for pension. "The way I got my mgery was a ketcin of a hog. The hog were a sow hog and our Capten wanted her for forage. He was chasin the sow and she crawled threw a hoal in a rale fence it were a big hoal and I thot I were about the size of the hog and tried to crawl Pirew, but I stuck and trying to wigle out I throde the rales off j and one hit me on my hed and nocked me senseless. 1 do not think the sow had nothing to doj with my line for duty for I did not ketch the hog. Wich she uever were caught. ' ' Lippincott's Magazine. Must Pay $51) License. It is not generally known but it is a fact that the last legisla ture enacted a law requiring a li cense fee of $r0 in every county iu Pennsylvania, in which a gyp sy band encamps. Frequently gypsies come to Fulton county, l'hev usually pitch their tents on the Ridge west of town, or in Trout's woods north of town. The famous I-iovell tribe were an nually wont to come here and the members of the tribe visited town homes, telling fortunes and solic iting food. A convention of gyp sies is to be held near Flemiug ton, Clinton county, where one band is already camped, to con sider what the wanderings for tune telling fraternity had best do about the requirements of the law. The convention is to be held about August 1, and it is expect I ed there will be about "00 in at- ' laniln' ni REISNERSV STORE NEWS. i We are showing the largest line of Summer Dress Stuffs in this county, in white and colors. Lawn (white) from 6 to 50c a yard; Linens bleached and natural, Shrunken Muslins, mercerized effects, &c. A splendid, strictly pure silk, at 39c (white only): colors in 28 in. silks; splendid quality 50c. A large line of Woollens for suits at almost any puce. We wish to call attention to our stock ot READY MADE SKIRTS (Dress). ?ou will be surprised at the variety and prices Skirts from $1.25 to $5.00. Don't fail to see them. In NOTIONS, we have all the nice things in Collars, GLOMES, Ruchings, Trimmings, LACES, and embroideries a very large stock at all prices. Don't forget on r SHOE STOCK, which is large and up-to -date. Style and Prices right all the time. In CLOTHING we won't take a back seat for any one in business here. See our clothing for Men, Boys, and Children. Wall Papers, Blinds, Carpets, Linoleum, &c See them all. Geo. W. Reisner & Co. McConnellsburg, Pa. L. W. FUNK 1 1MLA FR ANCO'Sl m Safe, Quick, Reliable Regulator HiiI'Mtui In ollu r rmr.iHliw "I'l hlh prlcM. r ir MTntea. uivrurulli uud bj uv .illl.l.llll M UIIH.II. i ri r. M . (UiaorT. ii..l. TmiUu''UII bonklm Ut Successful Teachers. Read what the Nkws said last week about the Stute Normal at Califoruia, Pa ; its s Nearly all old fashioned Cough Syrups are constipatiug, especial y those that contain opiates. They don't act just l ight. Ken nedy's Laxative Cough Syrup contains no opiates. It drives tho cold out of the system by gen idled teach-1 tly ruoviu th" boweh. Contains ers aud line equipments. Ita six ; "uu "u a"u u",los "m "7 il- U'MHl OB 11 klHU OjriUfJ. 'llll large buildings give ample space for effective scnool wprta aud a charnnughomelife. Its thorough If organized training school of four hundred pupili is oue of the- leadiug factors that render its graduates successful teachers from the start. Send for cata logue, addressing "Normal" Cal ifornia, Pa. Subscribe for the "News, 'only dreu like il. drug store. liold by Trout's Dealer In The Average Woman. What the bulk of women want is a decent home, a respectable hum us of earniug a fair wage, and good men to look after them, whether those men stand iu the position of father, brother or bus bund. That is all the average J woman desire. London Lance. Pianos j Organs , The undersit'neil tukes this method of Informing the people of FultOD county that lie is prepaMrf 10 furnUh High Grade i'ianos and organs at prloes that are attractive, lie makes a specialty of the LESTER HHft PIANOS un Instrument of national reputa tion; and the MILLER AND THE WEAVER ORGANS Ili-iM;: ii thoroughly trained tuner, he is prepared JQ short no tice to tune pianos or repair or gans, i Satisfaction Cuaranteed. A sample Lester l 'lano may lie seen In the home ot Ueo. B. Mel lott, MoConnellshurg. If you are thinking of getting a piano or organ let me know, I run save you money. It. W. FUHK, NtEDMORE, PA. 1200 Acres of Rateable Real Estate at Private Sale. All the lands of the e-.lutr of lion. olinT. Itichards, late Of Union town ship, Fulton county, Pa., deceased, will he sold at private sale by the un dersigned executors. These lands lie iu two tracts one containing 850 ACRES nicely located in the center of Duck Valley in two good sized farms, each I having all necessary buildings, and a ' large lot of timber land. Tho other tract contains 3 SO ACRES lying about 1 mile west of Warfofds burgiOl which about seventy-live acres are cleared, and balance in woods. These tracts will be sold either as a whole, or in divisions to suit purchas ers, mid upon easy terms, after ihe tirst payment of ona-Hfth of the pur chase money iu cash. Apply to either of the executors, J. N. UuiiARus, Falsington, Pa., T. D. Itirii.MiDs, Germantown, Md., or Warfordsburg, Pa. 2-1-OMim . What It Coils To Die. It costs us about $!::, UOO.OOO a year to bury our dead in Ameri ca (There are 0,000 funerals a day, and, iucluded iu the excus es are cofti as, caskets, nifctal or slatu outside boxes, upholstery, crape, hire of horses, carriages and trails, purchase of ceineUry Weak Hearts Are due lo Indigestion. Ninety-nine of every , one hundred people who have heart trouplo can remember when II was simple indiges tion. It Is a scientific fact thai all cases of heart disease, not organic, are not only traceable to, but are the direct result of Indi gestion. All food taken Into the stomach which falls of perfect digestion ferments and swells Ihe stomach, puffing it up against the heart. This Interferes with tho action of the heart, and Id the course of time that delicate but vital organ becomes diseased. Mr. D. Kaubla. of Nevadi. Ct . uvm l k.A trouble and was in bad state as f had heart troubU with It I took Kodol Dyspepsia Cure tor about foul months and It cured me. Kodol Digests What You Bat and relieves the stomach of all nervous strain and the heart of all pressure. Bottles only, $100 Size holdlnt 24 times the trial size, which sells tor 50c, Prepare by E. O. DeWITT 00., OHIOAOO. C. A. MARTIN. ' First Class Ion sorial Artist, MoCONNKlXSUUKU. l'A A Clean Oup and Townl with eauti Sbsve. Kvorythlntf Antiseptic. Kanors Sterllizud. Hair Outllng uud Mawaie, a snMtaitfi sT"Shop In. room lately occupied by It M Duwmm, oUn.ntx' 111 Hit . ..iti.trlfi i til i .i. Hnnd Mtdch, lidil I 1,-1 He-rial M....I-I HI...U , Hi...... i 'TM Ii . 1 1 in itftuiiiiAhnuy, ail iunuii S1R10TLV COMIIDtNTUL. V-fM Hi-fr-ext-lumi W. Hurpuainu r t- tv, , thr ioh fci valuable lut'iruiaUui). K nfc tm to " - U rA X, fdtf !pitationothchMrt.u r New York traa. D. SWIFT k X" aeveata St., VfashiugtM.