GIVE ME CONTENT. Cur tWA", to Hire my knee it bent, Give mo content Full pleasured -with wht comes to me Whate'er ft b; 'An humble roof a frugal lxard, And simple hoard : The wintry fagot piled betide The chimney wide, iWhile the enwreatlung flame up sprout And twine about The brazen don that guard my hearth And household worth : Tinge with the ember's ruddy glow The rafter low; And let the spark snip with delight, Aa fingers might That mark doft measures of tome tune The rhildren croon; Then,, with good frienda, the rarett few Thoo boldest true, linngod round about the hlaze, to share My comfort there. Oivo me to claim the aervieo meet That make each aeat A place of honor, and each gncat Loved aa the rcat. James Whitcomb Riley, in the Ilome Magazine. THE wjj-jJjg5j"Fffl M Pujol was n shepherd, of the Bls cayan breed, and as honest a dog in the beginning aa ever was born. Also, he loved the little Joao with a dog's alnglenesi of devotion. Pnjol was anarly, aa shepherd-dogs some timea are, but aa gentle aa the mother ewe with lambs. Lambkins are gen tle, and gentleness brings forth after Ita kind. It was wonderful, when the little Joae began to creep about the dirt floor of the herder'a adobe hut on the San Mlguellto mesa, to aee how patiently the surly dog endured the potty tyranny of the Infant. Jose .would fasten his little fat brown An gers In Pujol's long hair and wool him with Buch baby might that tears .would come Into the great brown eyea, but these would be no resent ment. The dog would merely sigh patiently, and would go away when the pain became too great to be borne. Moreover, Pujol was a digni fied dog, and it did not beseem him to bo wooled which made the thing all the more remarkable. The herd er'a wife, Anita, respecting the dog's dignity, would take tho child, fre quently, to save Pujol, whereat the dog would thank her with his eyes, and with two thumbs of his great tall on the dirt flooV and presently would go off to aleep In the sun, and the child, creeping to him, would sleep also, with his little black head on the red dog'a shaggy breast. Not the south wind of summer breathed more gently than Pujol, that the little Jose might not be disturbed. As the child grew in strength and In waywardness, the dog took him in particular charge and the mother, going to gossip with her fi lends at the Mission, knew that the boy was in safe care. Pujol was of the Bls cayan breed,, and could be trusted. The boy and tho dog were Insepar able so far, at least, as Pujol could spare time from the care of the sheep. Later, when Jose was blfr enough to go with hlB father to tht high hills, the sheep were still no neglrtrfd, though the boy and -.b tunted the cottontails fetjHL tjii, cactus and chased the ground-squirrels In panic flight across the breezy uplands. Al ways the dog felt the responsibility Of the sheep, but was tireless, as dogs seem to be, and always, also, he found time to play with the boy. It Was perfect companionship because it Was perfect equality. Then, when the dark days came, Pujol was faithful. That Is the dis tinction in favor of a dog friend. It was In the rains, when the sky wept Into the sea that rolls forever at the foot of tho mesa, that tho smallpox came to the little adobe hut and left the herder and his wife dead on the dirt floor. Little Jose, a boy of ten then, sat in the doorway with the still rain beating ceaselessly upon his bare head and an old red dog laid Its head in the boy's lap, pressed close to his legs, and looked up whin ing as tho lad's tears fell. Neighbors came fronf tho Mission, presently, missing the herder, and then the priest came also, and there were muttered prayers and smoking caudles, and tho dead were taken away. Hut nobody minded the little Joae. Tho priest. It Is true, put a kindly hand upon the black head, pitying the boy, and spoke to some of the women. But the good Padro was old, and a priest has so many cares. A woman took Jose home wjth her that night; a loud-voiced, shrewish woman, but of kindly heartbut she had no uso for Pujol, and told him so, 'driving him off with gestures and coarse words and thrown sticks. He was an old dog, and his strength and his fleetness of foot were going. The new shepherd, who came with the burying party, had young dogs of his own, and these fell upon Pujol, driv ing him from the sheep and tousling hlni. The dog's world and the boy's world had gone to pieces under their feet. And so Pujol sneaked away toward the Mission, tall and ears down, following Jose, but at a dis tance, to avoid the tongue of tho shrew. He became, after a little time, a hunted vagabond of the In dian rancherla, but every day he mauagea to keep the little Jose In sight. Jose was set to keoplng Bwlne. The shrew was no drone, and tolerated no drones about her. There were more cuffs than caresses in the boy's life, of course. It was not that the woman was actually unkind. But sho knew little of childhood, and Jose grieved for tho love that is child hood's right. More than once his little heart swelled almost to burst ing under his calico shirt, and more than once he was sent to keep the swine without his dinner, deprived for some petty fault. Upon such a day, hurt and hungry, he threw himself upon the sand in the river-bed, while the swine wal lowed among the willows, and wept for that he was so alone and so deso late. And as he wept a cold muzzle was thrust against his cbesjk. Pujol had understood. Looking up quickly, Jose saw the brown eyes In whloh faith lay like an Inspiration. With one long wall he threw his arms about Pujol's i',liaggy neck. Pujol whined, and the great tall wagged, but tho dog Btood still otherwise until the storm had spent Itself. Jose arose from the sand, and In his eyes was the light of a new reso lution. His mother had told him once, long ago, that far nhova the bills that towered over the mesa of Ban Mlguolito, there were other little kills, golden and glorious, where flwelt a Man who loved children, and look them to Him when they sor rowed mill were wearied and friend less. How the sight of Pujol's hen 's! face brought It all back, tfeat day when she told him the story and pointed to the far hills of the Santa Ynez, where the snow lay white and still In winter! He had not cared then. He had his mother, and he did not need the Man. But he had told the tale to Pujol, In turn, and he had remembered. Surely he was sorrow ful enough now, and he had no friends. Even the MlsBlon Indian children looked down upon and de spised the swineherd, and the Padre had forgotten him altogether. Now he would seek the Man. Who knows? Perhaps Pujol had remembered also, and would lead him. Pujol knew all the hills. The dog must have reached the Qoldnn Mountains In his wander ings with the sheep. And so. In the hot afternoon sun shine, the boy abnndoned the swine in the river-bed and tolled across the mesa, Pujol at his heels, and on up the steep peaks whero tho grass lies only in those spots sheltered from ta sea wiritl. They reached the sum mit at last, and Jose saw before him other hills, rolling away to tho north ward Infinitely, and the highest of them shone white in the sun. Be hind him the mesa ran into the broad valley of the river, going down to meet the white line of the surf, and out In the sea blue Islands gleamed. But Jose looked not backward. There on the high white hills, reaching Into the sky, must bo where the Man lived the compassionate Man. It was In December, the soft winter of that land, and snow lay on the mountain tops, but snow was In no part of Jose's small life. He pressed onward toward the white hills, cross ing deep canons and climbing many high ridges. Pujol, faithful always, kept at his heels. But the dog would look at tho boy and whine, now and again. Pujol had forgotten the Man long ago, In ttrt) press of more Imme diate duties, and did not understand this quest. . ' For thro days the boy climbed, the white hills gleaming distant as ever, and Pujol followed on. Once, In obedience to an order but against his better instinct, the dog crouched cloBe behind a clump of sage-brush, lest a shepherd on a distant hill should sight the fugitives ant', turn them back. Still they went on, and still the white hills seemed farther away. Pujol, guided by instinct, led past all the water-holes, but neither boy nor dog had eaten since leaving the Mission. On the fourth day Pujol caught first a rabbit and then a ground-squirrel, and laid them at the boy's feet. Jose did not know that the dog sought to have, him eat, and the game was untouched by either. On the fourth day, at sunset, as the boy sank, utterly exhausted, at the foot of a great live-oak, the dog lay at his fete for a moment and, looking up, seemed to study the child's face Intently. Presently Jose slept, the sleep of exhaustion, and then Pujol arose and galloped swiftly back over the hills toward tho adobe hut on the mesa. When Jose awoke In the gray of the morning, Bhlvering, a little lamb lay dead at his feet, and there was blood on Pujol's muzzle. The clog looked and felt guilty yet was strange) self-complacent. It had gone to the dog's heart to murder one of the lambs ho had cared for, but the necessity of tho master salved conscience. Yet the sacrifice of Pu jol's honor was without avail. The boy was fuint with hunger, too faint to care whether he lived or not. Also, the sight of the blood sickened him, and he was sleepy. He arose, staggered a few paces from the dead lamb, and fell down fainting. Pujol dragged the dead lamb to where the boy lay and licked his hand. Jose, revived, drew his hand away quickly. Ho arose again, and ngaln staggered a little distance before falling. "Wicked Pujol," he said, "you have killed the lamb. There Is blood upon you. The dog looked at him and whined. It crept closer, but the boy motioned It away. Then Pujol lay down also, at a little dlstauce, and with the body of the murdered lamb between them, these two, a had boen friends, abandoned tnemselves each to bitter grief. As the sun went down and the long shadows crept across the canons, Pu jol arose, sniffed at the dead lamb, and ventured a step toward his mas ter. There was a faint repelling ges ture, but the dog crept closer. Closer and closer, and his cold muzzle touched a colder hand and If Pujol had remembered tho Man he would have known that Josu's auest was ended. The dog did not remember, and It filled the canyon with bitter howling. For (Jay's the dog watched beside the boy'B body, scaring away the vul tures and fighting vagrant coyotes. Then, one day, Indiana came and bore the body away to tho Mission, driving off the dog with stones when It would have stopped them. For days after that the dog mourned a. one under the live-cak. Then one day the old wild blood that la In all tho Blscayan breed, away back rushed to Pujol's head, and that night the shepherd In the adobe hut on the mesa heard dogs fighting among the sheep. In the morniug he touud that six sheep had been killed. and their throats torn for blood. His two dogs were badly crippled by the marauder. ujol was a powerful brute, although In his twelfth vear. That was the first of the wild dogs of the San Miguellto. Pujol grew more cunning as he grew older, but also he grew weaker, and, after long time, feeling that the day would come when he could not hold his own with the sheep-dogs, he went down into the Mission and enticed from lt home a foolish pnppy Into the wild life of the hills. The old dog was seen to do this. That was the sec ond of the wild dogs. It was easy sith one recruit to get others, and so there came to be a band. For many years Pujol lod them. After wards tho other dogs cared for him. A shepherd on San Miguellto, search ing In the hills for stray lambs, once saw two young dogs apparently lead ing an old one. nearly blind, to the carcass of a sheep Just slain. Ha drove them away, but that night the dogs broke Into the corral again, and In the morning he found the body of an old red dog upon his door-step. Pujol had come home to die. The shepherd did not know that at the last tho old dog had turned, In de fence of the sheep, upon the wild companions he had led so long. From Harper's Weekly. Ther are said to be fifty varieties of maples growing In North America, Europe, Asia and Japan. Paper or wood pulp has been UBed for wheels, rails, cannon, paving bricks, wnter pipes, telegraph poles, lanterns, leather, textile fabrics, cof fins, barrels, milk bottles, straw hats, sponges, thread, porcelain, bullets, shoes, building boards, paint, entire houses and even stoves, that stood fire well. Mlddleton, an English engineer, who thinks he has solved the prob lem of propelling and steering large vessels under water, believes that Great Britain's food supplies In fu ture times of war will be brought here by large submarines, which his Invention makes possible. He Is try ing to get tho Admiralty to test his invention, which Is kept secret. In order to determine the points of fusion or refractory substances, Mr. W. C. Heraeus has constructed at Hanau a new electric furnace, the essential part of which consists of a tube of Iridium, 20 millimetres thick and 40 millimetres In diameter, and In which temperatures between 1500 and 2000 degrees C. may be main tained for any desired length of time. At a certain temperature the sub stance under examination begins to soften, and at a temperature of five to fifteen degrees higher, depending upon the nature of the substance, complete fusion occurs. While cancer mortality Is increas ing still in England and Wales, it is at a diminishing rate. In the five years ending with 1905, the death rate for both sexes showed an in crease of eight per cent., which was about half as great as tho Increase for the five years ending with 1890. The deaths in 1904 were 741 per 1,000,000 among males of all ageB, and 10ft6 among females. In nearly all comparable cases the rate Is greater among females. A remark able oxceptlon 1b cancer of the mouth, for In the four years ending with 1904 this caused the death of 7246 males and only 16G7 females. Whether this Is an effect of nicotine poisoning remains to be shown. CONSUMPTION IS CURABLE. It Will Soon Bo Class' ..-d Among the Minor Diseases, Consumption Is no longer regard ed as a hopeless foo to life. It Is treated successfully in the earlier stages and some remarkable cures In the later phases have been recorded. Outdoor treatment Is regarded as greatly helpful, and notable advances have been made In the preventive work through scientific sanitation. At the present rate of progress, through legislation, education and the dispelling of the unwholesome at titude of mind toward this disease, it Is quite likely that a few decades hence will find the world classifying consumption with the minor serious diseases, preventible and curable. The malignant, epidemic fevers, too, have succumbed In large meas ure to the advances of science. The germ theory of disease has worked wonders in the classification and study of specific organism and tho discovery of their antidotal remedies. Yellow fever, cholera, bubonic plague and other pestilential allmentB of hu manity have been at least placed in the category of possible prevention through the exercise of care In Iso lation and the use of -disinfectants. Smallpox is no longer rated high as a menace to public health. Typhoid, thanks to filtration and improved sanitary supervision over the food and milk supplies, is falling steadily to a small percentage In the list of causes of death. The great advances which have beeu made in a few years In the clas sification and successful treatment of these and other dangerous diseases leave the single obstinate exception of cancer the more emphatically a menace. Occasionally a theory of character, cause and method of transmission Is advanced, to be ex ploited for a time and then discredit ed. Washington Star. Old-Time 'Fvlsco Gone. "San Francisco is going to get back Its business and its population In time, but. It will never be the same joyous, free and easy, hurrah old town that It wag in the days before the earthquuko," said Mi. F. S. It. Prentiss, of that ell y. to the Wash ington Herald, "l.its of the old timers, temporarily in other parts, will return, but there will also be aa influx of strangers and a general re adjustment, which, 1 believe, will change the whole complexion of things and create au entirely different atmosphere." The Story of Malaria. By M. L. YATCS. Nobody knows the age of man on earth. The tendency of opinion among scholars is to the effect that the human advent upon this planet took place many tens of thousands of years ago. John Flske, backed by other high authorities, claims that man lived on the earth as long ago as half a million years. The Story of Malaria, as told by Major Ronald Ross, F. R. S., first to an audlonce of the Royal Colonial Institute of Great Britain, and later In the pages of the National Review, Is full of most Interesting facts that are apt to pass the memory, unless recalled from time to time. Our present knowledge, as he reminds us, Is the result of more than two thousand years of patient study, and It forms what might be called a gi gantic epic of science. It tells of a long and hard-fought battle between man and nature, and It Is only to-day that wo even begin to see the promise of victory. If we go bsck to tho writings of Hippocrates and his successors, some 400 years B. C, we learn that the Greeks and Romans were then study ing tho character of malaria, nnd had distinguished Its class by two Im portant points; the first was that malarial fever3 are not continuous In type, but occur In periodical attacks, and these attacks they classified as quotidian, tertian, and quartan; that Is, occurring every day, every alter nate day and every third day. Al though we now understand thnt at tacks may, by overlapping, present the appearance of a continuous fever. this docs not contradict the ancient classification. The second point found .nit by them, and attested by succeed lug experience, Is that there Is direct connection between marshes and swampy pools or soli and the preval ence of this kind of disease. They even went so far as to point to a probability of the disease being dls semlnated by a species of germ or microbe to living man, thus approach ing remarkably nenr to our nine teenth century "discoveries!" In deed, we seem not to have disproved any of the theories of the ancients, but rather to havo enlarged upon them, added to their number, and established their certainty. After the ancients a very long time after ward the next step forward was taken in South America. To a vll- lager of Malacotos, In Ecuador, we owe the discovery of the efficiency of Peruvian bark as a cure for malarial fever or as we should more correct ly term It, an antidote. This became known in Europe about 1640, and acquired fame after It had been used to alleviate tho agues of Louis XIV. In 1820 two French chemists sep arated from Peruvian bark Its essen tial alkaloid, quinino. Still, after tho lapso of two and a half ccnturleB, the bark or Its alkaloid are tho ac cepted specifics against malarial fe vers. By experimenting with the use of these drugs, It was found possible to separate with greater precision the different types of fever and determine the periods of attack. To the story of malaria another chapter was soon after this contrib uted by the British military and naval surgeons, at a time when British ships were exploiting all waters. These found malarial fever to be com mon In all tropical and sub-troplaal countries that It was an enemy like ly to be encountered almost any where. They added their affirmation to tho theory that soil as well as water held tho fever poison. About the middle of last century, however, when biology became a favorite study and the microscope a more perfected Instrument, the granules of what is now called malarial pigment were found in the blood, and these pigment granules were found to be tho re fuse matter of Innumerable little parasites, which, living within the blood, caused disease. Almost at the same time that this discovery was made, Pasteur, Koch, Lister nnd oth ers were discovering that bacteria were the cause of anthrax, tubercu losis, cholera, typhoid and leprosy. The two great discoveries mark to gether an epoch In history. The es sential difference between them, briefly stnted, Is that malarial germs nro protozoa, or the lowest form of animal life, while tho bacteria repre sent tho lowcBt form of vegetable life. By close study of the processes fol lowed by the parasites of malaria. It was found that their capacity to re produce themselves was almost un ending, but that it kept to the order of successive generations; and just as all the stalks of corn In a field which was sown at one time reach maturity together, so did the mem bers of tho same generation of ma laria parasites. The shell of tho blood corpuscle which has held the growing parasite bursts whon It reaches maturity, and allows Its spores to fall Into the fluid of the blood, and these again fasten them selves on other corpuscles and begin to germinate In their turn. Millions of parasites will liberate their spores nt the same time, and It will bo pre cisely ut this time that the patient will be attacked with the ague fit, followed by fever. As some of the spores tako seventy-two hours to reach full development, the next at tack of fever will not take place until the third day; as another type devel ops within forty-eight hours, tho at tacks occur every other day; and those which sporulate every twenty four hours produce the quotidian fe ver. It Is possible, though perhaps not usual, for one patient to harbor all three varieties at one and the same time. At tho tlmo that tho malarial para sites scatter their spores In the blood, the patient 1b seized with chill, nau sea, shivering and fever; very soon, however, the wonderful antitoxic mechanism of the body begins to assert Itself, tho poison Is acted upon, neutralized, and In a large measure eliminated by the sweating which en sues, and the patient hi relieved. But another generation is developing meanwhile, and when it reaches ma turity another attack is caused, and not until their power of reproduction is weakened, nd finally overcome, will recovery be permanent. Even then, undue fatigue, chill or great heat may cause a relapse by favoring the parasites and their development. The cattle must be Incessantly waged between the conflicting parties, poison on the one hand, antl-toxln on the other. A startling discovery, made in quite recent times, Is that native children in tropical countries, although apparently healthy, otlou carry theso parasites nlmost constant ly In their blood. As the children reach maturity, If they have not suc cumbed to the poison before then, this early Inoculation seems to pro cure them immunity as adults, for very few adult natives are subject to malarial fevers In the way that Eu ropeans are. While they are young, however, the disease decimates them In large numbers. The next chapter In the story of malaria had to reveal where these protozoan parasites live In external nature, and how and by what agency they effect their entrance Into the human body. The older theories as sumed that stagnant water made a home for them, and that they were Inhaled In the mists and vapors which rose from the marsh, and pos sibly by the drinking of foul water. But experiments made In trying to develop the parasites from stagnant water failed to give the supposed re sults. Then the mosquito theory, existent and In vogue for some cen turies, was revived, and trials which were made. Independently of each other, added strength to the belief that Infection came from the bites of tho Insect. In 1894 Major Ross was told by Dr. Manson (now Sir Patrick Manson) of his own theory concern ing the ability of parasites to trans fer themselves from ono species of animal to another, and he commenced to make critical examination for him self. When, after two and a half years of experimenting, he was on the point of giving up In despair, he was startled on examining a new species of mosquito to discover In Its tissues the very bodies he was In search of. Before he could obtain formal proof his researches were In terfered with by his being ordered to a place where there were little or no malaria. The following year the Government of India placed him on special duty for the continuance of his study, and then In a few months he was able to establish his conclu slons, which were to the effect that when mosquitoes of a particular spe cies suck tho blood of Infected men, animals or birds, they draw in with it the parasites of malaria, and these, living and growing in them, produco spores which find their way down tho proboscis Into the blood of their next victim, Infecting him. Thus the mos quito takes the parasite from one in fected person, and after a week or more conveys it Into the blood of another, probably qulto healthy, In dividual. After this discovery had boen mnde public, Bchools of tropical medicine and societies took it up, books and pamphletB innumerable were written upon the subject, and healthy persons volunteered themselves to to be act ed upon by the experimentalists, so tho new study waa prosecuted with all vigor. One of the things it is most curious to note Is that the re sults of all this combined working merely developed and added to tho conjectures and theories of the an cients. For example, the mosquitoes which carry human malaria belong to a species called the Anophelrnes, which breed mostly In terrestrial wa ters, that Is, In marshes, which ex plains the connection between marshes and malarial fever. But it Is not the parasite causing the fever which lives and breeds in tho ronrsh, but the gnat or mosquito which Is the carrier of the parasitic poison. Where appropriate marshes exist, these in sects abound and infect everyone within their reach by inoculating them with the poison they carry from one to the other. It Is argued that mosquitoes also exist and abound where there is no malaria, and this Is true, the difference being that they are not Anophellne mosquitoes. Hap pily for us, the Anophellne is a com paratively rare kind. Tho remedy which Major Ross ad vocates most strongly is the tracking and drainage of waters and swamps which favor the breeding of the ma laria type; to carry out sanitation In this way is not merely to get rid of the mosquito itself, but of pests of files and other Insects. His plans are now being Included in all the schemes of tropical sanita tion, and with the Improvement in land, air and water, cleanliness and better housing come as a natural re sult, so that tho local authority fol lows hard upon the heels of the Im perial ofllcor, and tho efforts of both are fast making habitable for man the long untenanted regions of the globe, giving him, in fine, through the destruction of unwholesome con ditions, tho gift of a now world. Scientific American. OUR NAYY FIFTY YEARS AGO By Cant. A. T. Mahan. Between the day of my entrance into the service, fifty years ago, and the present nowhere Is change more notable than In the national attitude toward the navy and the comprehen sion of its office. Then the navy was accepted without much question as part of the necessary lumber which every adequately organised maritime State carried, along with the rest of a national establishment. Of what use It was, or might be, few cared much to Inquire. There was not suf ficient Interest even to dispute the nocesslty of Its existence; although, It Is true, as late as 1875 an old-time Jeffersonlan Democrat repeated to me with conviction the master's dictum, that the navy was a useless appond age a statement which the work of the War of Secession, as well on the Confederate as on tho Union side, might seem to have refuted sufficient ly and with abundant Illustration. To such doubters before the war there was always ready the routine reply that a navy protected commerce; and American shipping, then the second In the world, literally whitened every Bea with Its snowy Balls. In my first long voyage, In 1859. from Philadel phia to Brazil, it was no rare occur rence to be becalmed In the doldrums In company with two or three of these beautiful scml-cllpper vessels, their low black hulls contrasting vividly with the tall pyramids of dazzling canvas which rose above them; a distinctive mark at that time of American merchant shipping. They needed no protection then, and none loresaw that within a decade, by the peratlons of a few small steam cruls srs, they would be swept from tho seas, never to return. Everything was taken for granted, and not least that war was a barbarism of tho past. From 1815 to 1850, the lifetime of a generation. International peace had prevailed substantially unbroken, despite numerous revolutionary movements internal to the States concerned, and it had been lightly assumed that these conditions would thenceforth continue, crowned as they had been by the great sacrament of peace, when the nations for the first time gathered under a common roof the fruits of their several Industries In the World's Exposition of 1851. The shadows of disunion were Indeed gathering over our own land, but for the most of us they carried with them no fear of war. The political condition and balance of the world now Is very different from that of the period of which I have been writing. Of this universal change and displacement the moBt significant factor at least In our Western civilization has been tho establishment of the German Empire, with Its ensuing commercial, mari time and naval development. To It certainly we owe the military Impulse which has been transmitted every where to the forces of sea and land an Impulse for which, In my Judg ment, too great gratitude cannot be felt. It has braced and organized Western civilization for an ordeal as yet dimly perceived. Harper's Magazine. ONCE OX A TIME. WORDS OF WISDOM. Midair Photogruphy. Cameras on the wing are flying through Germany. A projectile to take photographs and claimed to have been successful at heights of half a mile is the Idea of Herr Marie, a German photographer. A camera having the form of the usual kind of conical shell Is thrown Into the air by means of a kind of trap. At a predetermined angle, as the camera turns to make Its descent and Is pointed Blightly downward, the shutter Is automatically released and a picture Is taken of a broad expanse of country. In bMU air the flight and spot at which the aerial camera will fall can be calculated with much precision. Precautions are taken to avoid damage by concussion, and the re sults are expected to be of grcai pos sible value In military operations. Chicago Tribune. Everything comes to the man who pays spot cash. Clothes do not make the man 3r the chorus girl. Cupid sometimes grafts a peach Dn an old shrub. One of the things you can't buy on credit is experience. Other people's happiness gives a pessimist a headache. Lots of folks do a thing twice In Jrder to get it done once. How the henpecked man does crow tvhen he Is away from home! Many a girl who has mischief In aer eye has goodness In her heart. It's easy to laugh at misfortune when It visits the other fellow. Success spells failure for some and failure spells success for others. When the lid Is on tight Borne men have an excuse for being sober. A fool may know when to quit, but a wise man knows when not to be gin, Matrimony Is a kind of dynamite used to explode the theories of bach elors. Were It Impossible to speak any thing but the truth we would have few friends. It sometimes happens that a wise man has occasion to marvol at his ignorance. Every hatchet-faced gossip Is In her glory when it comes to wielding a hammer. After choosing his own boss many a man Is dissatisfied so It's him for the divorce court. Oyster stews served in some res taurants prove that the proprietors belong to a society for the prevention of cruelty to bivalves. From "Point ed Paragraphs," In the Chicago News. Disease of Olass Vessels. Ttin unthnrlllaa nt tha Hoval Mu seum nt in,- .h n have discovered a glass vase In one of their showcases, dating from tne eignteentn century. wnicn snows every sign ui uunering from a wasting disease, and not only is It wasting away, but the authori ties declare it has infected the other glass vessels tn Its Immediate netgh- Dornoou. i no vase nas been care fully examined by experts, and va rious medicines, externallv annlled. have been prescribed to stay the progress of the malady, but all to no purpose. London, Globe. A New Revenue Cutter. A new revenue cutter Is under process of design at Washington whose main duty shall be to soek and destroy derelicts upon the Atlantic coast. This will fill a long-felt need, and will render more safe the paths of ocean commerce, particularly those In the vicinity of Cape Hatteras, where many of these craft have been abandoned by virtue of stress of wcither. This vessel, says Interna 11001.' Man.io Engineering, will be proved with all necessary appli ances for disrupting theBe vossels by means of dynamite or guncottou, and will be continually employed In this service. Wrong Diagnosis. King George 111 had just been In formed that his American colonies had rebelled. "I'll not believe It!" he exclaimed. "It's nothing but a brain storm of an unusually wide area." Acting on this supposition, he sent oier. a few regiments of experts, some of whom he picked up in Germany, and the failure of the treatment they applied to the patients Is now a mat ter of history. Chicago Tribune. Once on n time, there lived n man, A man, and lover, who naked the fair Ami dear OHO, who held his heart in thrall. To go with him, out no matter where. And history ha it, thin maid replied And told the man, she had "nothing te) wear! " I But now--when a woman ia naked to go She anya to the man: "How nice! why, yea! And I'll wear my yellow lace gown , . , perhaps The black one i prettier or I guess I'll wear your favorite blue come, please. Do try and help mc to chooae a draaa! "Mv laat two new ones but, never mind You admire me in grey? I think, I seem Too much like a nun ... I might wear oh, no Mauve makca me look old. I know you 11 acream If I mention acarlet! My white gowns? well- One of my white gowns ia juat a dr "Hut white ia co common. The pink foulard Is s dear little beauty. Still, I don't care To wear it too often my nilc-green ia sweet ! " And the oor r.nn marvels, with won dering stare. If there ever lived, anywhere under the sun, A girl who had nothing to wear? Madeline Dridges, in Life. MRlPPLrTASfe) - - r .' : wnirtrni "You seem to like his attentions. Why don't you marry him?" "Be cause I like his attentions." Town and Country. Prisoner "I'll reform. Judge. If you'll give me time." Judge "All right, 1 11 give you thirty days." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Wlgg "Skinnum says It costB him $15,000 n year to live." Wagg "Yon mean it costs his creditors that much." Philadelphia Record. "I hate to work," a loafer said, "It uses up my breath, And chewing worries me so much I'd rather starve to death." Birmingham Age-Herald. Strnnger (to Individual who rath, er fancies himself) "Have you got a match?" Immaculate Individual (blandly) "No, I shouldn't think so." Judy. "If she considers him such a para gon, why won't she let hlni dance with any other girl?" "She prob ably thinks he Is too good to be true." Judge. "Do you walk to and from your business for exorcise?" "No. I walk for rest. When I want exercise, I ride and hang onto the straps."' Washington Star. "Are you related to tho bride or groom-elect?" Inquired the busy usher. "No." "Then what interest have you In the ceremony?" "I'm the defeated candidate." Courier Journal. Madame (to her newly arrived maid servant) "What Is that you are bringing In your hand?" Maid "Oh, that Is nothing but a little crockery cement." Meggendorfer Blaetter. "What a well Informed woman that Mrs. Wadlelgh Is, Isn't she?" "Why shouldn't she be.' Her cook has worked for nearly everybody In the neighborhood." Philadelphia Inquirer. Mon'a words to man are often flat, Man's words to woman Hatter, Two men may often stand nnd chat, Two women stand nnd chatter. Catholic Standard and Times. Mistress (engaging new servant) "And I hope you're not too friend, ly with the policemen." Servant- "Lor, no, ma'am. I 'ate 'om. My father was a Hanarchlst, mum." Plck-Me-Up. "I never saw any one bo stuck up is Markley," began Popley. "Last night he " "Why," Interrupted Goodart, "that's not liko Markley at all. He's the best-natured fel low " "Of course," continued Popley, "but last night he came to my house with molasses candy for the children and let them sit on his lap while they ate it." Philadelphia Press. Sleep nnd Old Age. There Is no question that the quantity of sleep required steadily diminishes from Infancy to old ugo. This Is a rather Interesting excep tion to the general rule that, as In so many matters, old ago returns to tho needs of Infancy. As regards sleep, old age Is more remote In its needs from infancy than is any other period of life. If elderly people ob tain good sleep during the first few hours, and if they have not lost that delight In reading which we all had In youth, but which so many of us curiously lose, their case Is not to be grieved over. The special valuo of the earliest hours of sleep, by tho way, has been proved by psycholog ical experiment. The popular phrase "beauty sleep" Is well warranted. It is the early (tho deepest) hovrs of sleep that make for health and beauty. Pall Mall Gazette. Drowning Struggles. Recently at a dinner In Washing ton a young novelist of Boston was seated next to an effusive girl from Indiana. At the first opportunity the fair Indlanan turned to her neighbor and gushingly exclaimed:) Oh, I am bo glad to meet you! To think I should meet an author! It seems so wonderful that you should have written that lovely story!" Whereupon, observing a strained expression upon tho face of her friend, the author, the girl from In diana perceived her mistake and hastened to add: "Of course, you understand!" (With an uncertain smile.) "it al ways seems so perfectly wonderful to me that anybody can Write any thing,, no matter how poor it Is!" Philadelphia Public Ledger. No ( i. For Alarm. Mrs. Naggs "I'm afraid your hus band is inclined te-be a flatterer." Mrs. Waggs "Why do you think so?" . . Mrs. Naggs "LaBt ulght at the re ception he told me I was a peach." Mrs. Waggs-"Oh, that wasn't flattery. He detests any kind of fruit." Chicago News.