IW'U.JWM;' 7V5rn TO SLEEP. O, gentle lover of n world day worn, Taking the weary light to thy dusk arm, Stealing where pale forma fie, sun hurt and torn, Waiting the balm of thy oblivioua MM Wake me thy captive ere I guem purauit, And caat me deep with aome dreamless cloae, (fVhere hopea stir not, and white, wronged lipa are mute, 'And pain'a hot winga fold down o'er huahed woe; And if ere morn Thou choos'at to aet me free, Let it not be, aweet jailer, through Mio door That timeward opea, but to eternity Set Thou the aoul that needa Thee ever more; So I from aleep to death may aoftly wend Aa one would paaa from gentle friend to friend. Olive Tilford Darwin, III Scribner's. EVELYN'S EXPERIMENT. By PAULINE MONTAGUE. Evelyn held her pretty head to one Ide, like a meditative sparrow, and Jack Carrol thought that If "he had not been his cousin he would have aslly encugh fallen In love with her himself, instead of showing her Syd ney Chaniney's photograph and praising up the original to the very best of his ability. "He looks handsome. Is he really aa good looking ashls picture, Jack?" ahe asked. "He's even handsomer than his photograph, and, what's more to the point, he's the very best fellow In the world," said Jack, enthusiastically. "Yes?" Evelyn answered, thought fully, and then her cheeks flushed a little, and the sparkle In her eyes gave place to gravity. "It is certain ly very much more to the point, Jack, and I think Mr. Chamney Is a gen tleman I would like could like very well, If only " She hesitated, drooped her lovely head, and then laughed. "What a girl you are, Evio! What an immeasurable girl! You always have an 'If between you and every promise of pleasure." "I believe I do," Bhe said. In her aweet, spirited way. "r have to, Jack; don't you see? In this case, 'if only' "and she flashed a saucy amlle from her violet eyes at him "If only Mr. Sydney Chamney had an Income, or a salary, or even wages of his own, and I was not so rich as I unfortunately am." Jack laughed at the lugubrious little sigh she uttered. "You can easily get rid of your for tune, Evelyn," he observed. "You might make It over to a society for Christian burial of murdered felines, Or you could give It to me. for that matter." "Don't be absurd, Jack," she said, hall voxedly. "And don't you be a goose," he an swered, tartly. "I tell you Syd Cham ney is a fine fellow, and if he hadn't a cent he'd deserve the best woman that walks this earth." Evelyn looked seriously at the pho tograph a moment, then asked: "Vfjiy doesn't he come himself if he is so anxious to become acquainted with me?" Jack smiled. "So, ho! my spirited little lady! that's what's the matter, Is it? Well, he'H coming by and by. He's not one of your sort to rush headlong into anything even a lady's favor. He la off for an indefinite time on a solitary hunting expedition and the atars only know when he'll come back. But when he does good-by for you, Evelyn, my dear!" And after Mr. Jack Carrol had has tily beaten his retreat Evelyn sat thoughtfully by the window, study ing the pictured face of Sydney Cham ney. "I do like his looks very much. I wonder how long It will bo before he comes back?" A big, low celllnged room, with an open fireplace, where a huge log lay blazing and sparkling, sending great streams of light out into the old fash ioned room, and dispensing warmth and cheer and an unutterable home ness. In front of the fire, beside a table covered with a crlmBon cloth, old Bben Orr sat, laboriously reading a weekly paper, and portly, motherly Mrs. Orr was darning stout gray Bocks from a deep basket by her side. A comfortablo cat slept on a rug nearer the fire; a pitcher of cider, a plate of rosy apples, a tin basin of cracked walnuts were on a small shelf In the chimney corner, and Elite King, the pretty little new school teacher, who lived at the Orr farm bouse, was leaning back In a little low rush bottomed chair, shielding her face from the light and heat with a letter Just received from homo. Outside the wind was blowing in fitful, wild gust and the night was raw and cold, with snow coming down In blinding, whirling clouds a wild, bitter night for man or beast to be abroad, Elite was thinking, just as a rapid hurry of footstepB on the ground outside and a knock on the kitchen door disturbed the serene cozlness In the farmhouse kitchen. "BlesB my heart," Mr. Orr said cheerily, as he opened the door, "If 'tain t Mr. Chamney back again Come right In! It's a stormy night, and no mistake. "It's I, sure enough, and glad to bo under a roof once more. Mra. Orr, bow do you do? Mr. Orr, I'm glati to shako hands with you aguln!" He stamped the snow off his thick boots before he came Into the room to shake handB with hi., host and hos teas, and, as he came into the full light of the fire and bright lamplight Elite King looked up and Baw htm of whom In her month of residence at the Orr farm she had heard not a lit tle, and decided, with a light sparkle of admiration In her eyes, that it was all true so far as Mr. Chamney's appearance was concerned. "This Is Mr. Chamney, Ellle," Mr. Orr said, with a certain little pride In his voice. "This la Miss Ellle King, out schoolteacher. She Uvea here, and we're glad to have her here, too." Sydney bowed aud laughed at the nn-"uventional introduction, and El lle atullod and flushed a little only Mr. Chamney did not notice either particularly. "A country schoolteacher," he wan saying to himself, sarcastically. "Heaven preserve me! I know 'em--all alike. Well,- I'm only going to stay a week, anyhow." But In just exactly ail hour Mr. Sydney Chamney had ehanged hli mind, having discovered that Miss Ellle King was pretty and ladylike and Intelligent altogether as differ ent from the species as a humming bird from a vulture. "A little beauty a little dia mond," he decided, enthusiastically, which was something very rare for him to do. "What possible fate has placed here here, in this out-of-the-way corner of creation?" Well, the week came to an end with wonderful rapidity, and It seemed that Ellle and Sydney had been acquainted a lifetime Instead of only seven days of escorting her to the schoolhouse and seeing her Safely homo, of going on one or two skating trips, and some brisk, delightful walks to the village postofflce, and seven evenings of pleasant conversa tion, intricate games of chess, or old fashioned apple roasting frolics. "I don't want to go away at all," he said, one bright, sharp morning, as he drove her to school. "But, of course, you must," Bhe answered, gravely. "Men cannot Idle their lives away." "It seems that women don't; at all events, you don't," he said, lightly. "Isn't it a terrible bore to travel along In the same rut, day after day, week after week, as you do, Miss El lle?" . A wicked little sparkle was in her eyes. "Not half as great a nuisance as to do nothing, as you do." "But I was brought up not to have anything much to do, you see. It makes a difference." She fixed her pretty, thoughtful eyes on his handsome face. "Oh, you are a rich man, then. I thought, somehow, you were not." He laughed just the merest bit vexed at her sincere frankness. "Rich? No, I am not, unless you call three thousand ayear a fortune." "I don't earn half that, yet I call myself rich," Elite said, quietly. "But perhaps you expect to inherit a fortune, Mr. Chamney?" "You saucy little catechlst! No, I can't say that I do." "Then, Mr. Chamney, you mean to say that you will be content to go on, so long as you live. Idling away your time in whatever amusement pleases you tor the moment, and, having no good object to accomplish, no healthy discipline of dally employment, just because you happen to possess enough to feed and clothe you?" There was a sweet, interested kind liness in her manner, in her words, that robbed them of all sting, and Sydney Chamney looked almost rev erently at her. "I never really thought of It. But" and a flush reddened his hand some fac "suppose I confess what I do expect what I did expect to do, I mean. Will you promise you won't quite despise me?" She smiled gravely. "I can tell you more truthfully when I have heard what you have to say. What Is It?" He looked earnestly In her sweet, womanly face. "I did intend to marry a fortune, Miss Ellle." A painful flush surged over her cheeks. She shrank further away from him. "I knew it!" he said. Impetuously "Didn't I say you'd despise me? Of course, I knew you would, when you heard what I had in my mind, and I deserve to be despised. But don't forget I also said I had given up the idea, although she was one of the most lovable girls Imaginable If all tbat her friends said of her waB true which I do not doubt. She would be a prize for any man, even without her riches." A silence between them followed, disturbed only by the soft clang of the sleigh bells. Then Chamney broke It: "Why don't you nBk mo what has changed my mind, MIsh Ellle?" A swift, radiant look in her eyes was instantly hushed. "Because I think you would tell me If you wanted me to know," she answered readily. "I do want yuu to know. It is you!" "I? I? Why, Mr. Chamney, bow when have I Impressed you to '. He Interrupted her eagerly. "There has not been an hour that I have not been conscious of your in fluence upon me, Ellle. Your words. your dally toil, your cheerful accept ance of the duties devolving upon you, have shown me not only what a Hellish, worthless fellow I have been, but what a self-reliant man i purpose to make of myself. Hitherto, in my absurd stupidity, I have regurded my self as destined to be saved from an honest, manly, workaday life a Bort of glorified idiot, to whom fortune must somehow come with no effort of my own." He pauBed, and Ellle looked up, al most wlstiuiiy, to Bay: "I am bo glad." "So am I! I am eager to begin to be of some use somewhere. What shall I do, Ellle? Cut wood, or turn farmhand, or what?" Ellle smiled gravely enough, but It was a look that stirred his very soul. "I have heard you say you read a little at law. Take that up, throw all your resolution and energy, into it, aud make u mark, and a for tune!" she added, with a little, merry laugh. Chamney reined the demure pony In at the schoolhouse gate, and as sisted mile out wltn careful conuld erullou, "It has been such a delightful drive," she Bald. "I'd no idea we were so near the school," he answered, with a laugh. "It hasn't seemed more than five min utes' ride. There was something else I wanted to say." "About the heiress?" Ellle asked, demurely, as she unlocked the school house door. "Oh, the heiress! She may thank her stars she dldn'tmake the mistake of accepting me. Bhe'll And plenty of better fellows than myself. Won't you let me come In and see If Ben Peters has made you a warm, good fire?" "Just a minute, while you thaw out. The pony mustn't stand, you know." "The pony may stand," he re turned. "He must stand, Ellle, until you tell me you will marry me some day when I've made myself worthy of you, my darling Ellle. Little girl, you love me? I have loved you from the very first." All the color forsook her face for a moment. "Oh, Mr. Chamney, you cannot mean this?" "But I do, dear. I need all your love, your encouragement, your sym pathy. Won't you give them to me, with yourself? Do you love me, Ellle?" And, with tears springing to her eyes, Ellle laid hcrhead on his breast. "Oh, Sydney, I cannot help it!" And then he kissed her, and In stantly darted away, as a swarm of mlttened and hooded and scarfed scholars came trooping in the gate. while Ellle went about her duties with a new sweetness In her face and a deep undertone of Jubilant happi ness In her voice. And that evening when old Eben Orr and bis wife sat over the fire. calculating the return from the mar ket sales that day, Sydney and Ellie stood In the window of the adjoining room. "I want to tell you something, Syd ney, she said, in a half pleading, half deprecating voice, as she nestled to his side and looked up in his proud, glad face, radiant with the light of new hope new purpose. "I want to tell you I my whole name is Evelyn Elllnor Carrol, and when Jack talked so much about you, I wanted to come here, where I knew you were, and learn for myself. You are not angry with me?" He looked amazedly at her. "Ellle! You Miss Carrol Jack's cousin! The heiress I was to marry, If I could. She caressed his hand, lovingly. "The heiress you are to marry, If you will, Sydney." For answer he folded her closely to htm and kissed her. New York Weekly. U IlllUseless Playthings! Af&GG&0m--tm'm-tG-rto'mG-m-rm's,mf A $ Elaborate Toys of Almost No Interest to Little Children. M "The child's first five years are lived almost entirely In the realm of play," said Dr. T. 8. Fowler-Schonen, Don'ta For Clerks. Don't be afraid of a strict employ er. You'll never learn from an easy one. Don't overestimate your talents. Remember that competition is an ac curate scale and may find them wanting. Don't dream while you work. Work and dreams don't go together. Don't act as if you know every thing and your customer knows noth ing. Don't be afraid of hard experi ences; they make the best of teach ers. Don't send out unsightly pack ages. Don't refuse to listen to common sense. Don't be afraid to do little things willingly. Don't always have a grudgo against your employer. He has his faults. So have you. No one is without them. Don't feel yourself better than your position, especially If you have an education. Don't believe that promotions are due to favoritism rather than merit. Don't stand in the door when you havo nothing to do. It is particularly offensive to women passing. Don't remain unfamiliar with new goods. Failure of Co-operative Stores. The history of co-operotlve busi ness ventures in the United States, presented in the report of the Wis consin Commissioner of Labor, af fords no encouragement to future enterprises of this character. After describing tho earlier experi ments, the Commissioner says that ilo great progress was made with co operative stores until 1867, when tho Patrons of Husbandry, or grangers, were organized, but by poor business methods, together with populur dis trust, and industrial depression, the State agent purchasing system was abolished. The great majority of the co-operative stores established after the panic of 1873 met with failure. Of the fifty started by tho Knights of Labor between 1871 and 1877, few are still In operation. The Farmers' Alliance Exchange, which transacted u businesB of $10,000,000 in 1890, "fell away." The Commissioner observes that it Is now apparent that no lasting, ef fective reform In the industrial situa tion in this countny can ever be ac complished by the application of co operative doctrines. Philadelphia Ledger. Denth of a Great Tree. We havo no words in our vocab ulary that will fully express our feel ings' regarding the unnecessary de struction of the grand old live oak tree on Magnolia avenue. What was once one of the most beautiful por tlons of parkage in our city Is now an unsightly blot. Nature cannot In a hundred years restore n beauty that was destroyed lu a few hours, and the trees beyond will for many years continue to stretch out their long, bare and unsightly arras in mute pro test aguln.- i the wanton destruction which revealed their nakedness and uuslghtllness. It was the finest tree on Magnolia avenue, and in full health and vigor, without a dead branch or root, and bade well tor a long lite, while Its adjoining neigh bors do not. For ages the birds had homed In its brunches and voiced their thankfulness to Qod for such a blessing. Will not some one organ ise a society In our city for the pro tection of our trees? One by one they are .falling before the spoiler, who, instead of the shotgun, uses the axe. Dayton (Halifax) Journal. at a recent conference on "The Effect of Play," In the domestic science de partment of Brooklyn Institute. "The Infant begins to play In hla cradle with bis own toes and fingers. A healthy child Is always playful, and he wants to play Incessantly, except when he Is hungry, sleepy or other wise uncomfortable. Play Is nature's method of educating the child. It Is a natural development and training of the child's physical, mental and moral nature. "Almost all a mother's talk to a child up to school age Is In the nature of play. As she provides food for the child's body, so In her play with htm she furnishes food for his mind. It Is sometimes asked if It is right to try to teach very young children any thing. Positively no mother can help doing It. Consciously or unconscious ly, she Is teaching a child from ear liest Infancy by play. She Is teach ing htm language as she talks to him. She is teaching him motion, form and direction as she dangles a bright ball before his baby eyes. "Oames train the body and the mind. In the ceaseless activity of the little child, so wearing to older per sons, he is developing every muscle. Tossing a ball is one of the best gym nastic exercises ever Invented. In playing with building blocks a child gets no physical oxerclse, but he Is getting the finest Jtlnd of mental training. He Is developing taste, judgment and Ideas of architecture. Blocks as Teachers. "A very small child takes great comfort with a nest of blocks, all of which ho can put Inside the largest one, and then take out again. Chil dren love very much a plaything which can be taken to pieces and put together again, a horse that can be harnessed and unharnessed, a doll that can be dressed and undressed. Any one who watches little children must Bee how they love little, simple, monotonous actions; how they will sing the same little -efraln or repeat the same meaningless phrase over and over again, till an older person Is nauseated with it. The child's mind la simple. A child Is overstlm ulated and worried by the elaborate, finished toys given hlra nowadays. If you do not think so, examine the hoard a young child will collect for himself. I examined one such hoard stored away by a little girl who could have any playthings she liked. Among her treasures were various old empty spools, the handle of an old brush broom, a clothespin and various such things, Including one battered rubber doll, the only toy she had taken from an elaborate collec tion. I do not know what meaning she attached to these things, but you ma.' be sure that each old spool stood for something more than a spool to her imagination. The child lives In an unreal world, the world of play. His Imagination is always at work. Sometimes, If wo can get into his world ourselves, he will tell us his little Imaginings, and we can get a glimpse into the fairy realm where he lives. But usually the child is shy with us, because we have left that fairyland and forgotten what was there. He knows that tho grown-up will not understand and will laugh. The child does not like to be laughed at any more than a grown-up. It makes him ashamed and miserable. Or if he grows to like It it Is very bad for him. Then he becomes pert and self-conscious. Finished Toys Worthless. "The finished toy, which leaves nothing to the imagination, Is bad for the little child. So Is the elab orate mechanical toy, of which the stores are full those steam launches, torpedo boats and so on. It Is too intricate; it wearies him. Here Is a steam engine which, when fired up by nlcohol, will actually work like a locomotive. That is dangerous for a boy of five, both on account of the firing and the sharp iron corners. It Is aUo too intricate for him to un derstand, and it is finished. If he takes it to pieces he cannot put it to gether again; it is destroyed. All such mechanical toys are excellent for older boyB who have been in school Eeveral years. They really teach such boys mechanics and electricity In the very best way. But they are too com plicated for the child under school age. "Of all the toy Inhabitants of the play world the doll Is the most inter esting. With her doll the little girl acts out the whole drama of mother hood In the moBt innocent and charm ing way. She endows the doll wltn life and acts out Innumerable situa tions in life with It, and If you want to see how you appear to your daugh ter listen to some of these little dramas which she acts out with her children and her visitors. They will be enlightening at times. How Crocks Taught Form. "Do not gre little children toys " in, h represent monsters or clowns. The Greeks placd geometrical forms above the child's crade, so that his first vision should bocorae accustomed to correct form. Froebel advised soft knit lulls in the Beven primary colors, so that the baby's eyes should learn to like pure form and color. A little standard can be fixed on the cradle, with the seven ballB hanging from It. The baby's hands will clutch at these soft balls, and the baby's eyes learn to distinguish color and motion from them. As soon as the baby begins to creep he will begin to ask for playthings. Do no, give htm anything with sharp corners, any thing that he can swallow or suck the paint from or things tbat break easily. Let him pick up little homely playthings for himself. If you watch the child he will show ybu what he likes. Do not give him too many playthings, so that he becomes weary and blase and in the mood to always demand something new. Keep the child's tastes simple and unspoiled, so that he will eujoy each new thing. I remember a little sceuo which will remain printed on my memory as a lovely picture of childhood. A father, returning home from a dis tant, city, had brought his wife a set of handsome French china plates. He took them carefully from their packing and piled them one by one on a chair. Finally he took out two tiny bisque figures, a little boy and a little girl, and set them on the chair. As he gathered up the wrappings his wife touched his arm and pointed to their two-year-oid son, who had stood quietly by, watching the unpacking. The baby stood with his little hands clasped In front of him, his little body bent forward, his eyes glued to tho bisque figures, and his little face shining with a look of perfect Joy and delight, which positively irradiated It. The'flgureshad in reality been bought for the mantelpiece, but without a word he adopted them as his own. They Butted hlB taste, though his father would never have thought so, and they were given to him. No child satiated with playthings could have shown that quiet rapture with a new toy. "Split pictures are a great delight to children, because they can con stantly be taken apart and put to gether again. Split maps arc splen did for older children who have be gun to study geography. Children love to take to pieces and put to gether again. It Is for this reason they love to build in sand and mould in clay. This is the reason they are thought destructive. In reality they are often surprised and grieved when they find they cannot put together what they have destroyed. The child gets the same development of Social Intercourse In play which we get from society, 'f he plays alone he does not get this development. Ideal Nursery. It is most desirable that the child from the first should have a rocm of his own, where he can play without hurting things. Formerly the least desirable room in the house was al ways set aside for the nursery, and turn'' '.re which was not wanted any where else In the house was put into it. Nowadays in the best home the nursery Is the most carefully planned room In the house. It should always have Bunllght, for the sun vitalize! tho air and kills germs. The win dows should always be open, for ven tilation prevents disease. To keep opt dust stretch cheesecloth over the netting, and to prevent drafts have a ventilating board nailed across the foot of the window. Have small fur niture, with rounded corners. Im agine our discomfiture if we wore obliged to live among furniture de signed for the use of giants twelve feet tall. Have no unwashable cur tains or draperies. Keep the room simple. In a millionaire's home on Fifth avenue the nursery has tiled walls, and on each tile Is painted a scene from Mother Goose. It la enough to weary and distress the mind of any child. The tiles are beautiful for hygiene, but very ex pensive. Leave the walls bare, tinted In aome plain, delicate shude, per haps. Havo a few pictures which are truly artistic, for tho child's taste for tho good In art can be trained from the Wy first. It is a curious thing that little children often choose copies of the Madonnas of Raphael und'Murlllo in preference to pictures of child life." O(liOKAlH) ZINC. Soda Mines. California miners are now as ant ious to find soda beds as they were to strike a good gold mine In the days of '49. Manufacturers are clamoring for soda for domestic and medicinal as well as commercial uses. Pure soda commands a One price, and the great California desert has been found to contain vast deposits of salines, notably soda in at least one of tho dry lakes. Here then is the miner's opportunity, and they are flocking to the soda lakes In great numbers. Soda occurs In varying forms In this region, but the only beds which are of value from a mer cantile point of view, or which fur nish quantities enough of the saline salts to bo worthy of operation aro lu dried out lake beds. The largest and most Important of all of these Is the one known as Danby Lake, some thirty miles southeast of the small desert town of Danby In San Bernardino County. This lake not only contains vast beds of pure soda, but about eighteen million tons of salt as well. In point of fact this lake is probably the most valuable sallno deposit in the world, and as yet only its borders have been entered by prospectors; development has hardly begun. Ramble Metal May Koon Rival Silver in Sourer of Wealth. It wajs only three years ago. 1903. that sine began to figure considerably in the metal products of Colorado mines. Since then tho value of the output hss climbed rspldly. Last year the production reached $4,000, 000, and the promise Is that this figure will be Increased fully fifty per cent, by the yield for the present year. For many years the presence of tine in any considerable quantity was a detriment. When the ores ran heavy In the metal It was necessary to shut down the mine. There was then no market for zinc ores. In the extraction process then In use the zinc could be separated from the de sirable minerals only at an expense that took all the profits away from mining, and even then the zinc had to be destroyed in making the sep aration. Many mines were closed because the ores had with depth run into zinc. Their owners nursed a grudge against the fate that had In terposed large percentages of the de based metal between them and divi dends. In Leadvllle, mines that fought as long as they could against the con tamination of the zinc piled up huge dumps of the then worthless ores in continuing tho fight until It wa3 Im possible to find enough ores free of 7lnc to permit operations to go on at a profit. To-day these same mines rank with the gold, silver and lead bonanzas of the Carbonate camp. The big dumps of the early days have been shipped, and fortunes made from them by leasers, and mine op erators hunt new bodies of zinc ores just as eagerly as they do the other kinds. Every year brings Improvements In the processes that made It possible to sove the zinc, and tho search la re vealing profitable bodies In many of the mining districts. The promise is that in another year zinc as a product of the State will be running close to silver, In spite of the fact that the market for zinc brings Into use much silver that previously was looked with it in the mines. Something of tho importance of this addition to our mineral resources can be realized In the substantial way in which tho American Smelting and Refining Company Is preparing to further encourage production through tho Introduction of a more econom ical system of extraction. The chief competitor of Colorado In mining zinc In the United States Is the Missouri Kansas field. In which tho ores occur in a form that requires only the sim plest process. That under which zinc is separated from Colorado ores is much more intricate and involved and naturally the cost Is greater, yet Col orado, against this heavy handicap, Is making substantial progress to ward the Joplln production. Thorough tests of the magnetic separation have proved their ef ficiency and economy and at all of the large plants of the smelting company in Colorado thoy are to be installed this year so that zinc ores will there after bo received at Leadvllle, Dur ango'and Denver, whereas heretofore it has been necessary to ship all such ores to Pueblo. The saving in freight will bo considerable and the change will greatly stimulate ztnc mining In the San Juan and Clear Creek dis tricts, as well as enlarge the output of Leadvllle by making marketable lower grades than It. was possible to mine at the heavier expense. Zinc can be said to be now firmly established as a Colorado resource. The list of metals yet to be produced In quantity for the supply of the world 1b a long one and Colorado has them all. Tungsten, bismuth and the radium ores all now stand In about the same position that zinc occupied five or six years ago; they are await ing economic processes for reduction. Which Is to be the one that will next add its millions to the State's annual output? Denver Republican. With Funny 2m !L Fanners and Bankers. In a speech beforo the convention of bankera recently held in this city, E. D. Durham, of Illinois, had this to say about the farmer and country banks: "As land is the source of all wealth It Is a fine sort of property for the banker to own. While It may he a bit slow of conversion Into cash. It has a standard value in time of stress, making It attractive to the most timid customer. In times of panic and stress a mortgage on a piece of land is better than any other security. I have never seen the time when the farmorB' mortgage could not bo. converted into cash without discount. "Tho relations between the farmer and banker have now changed. The farmer is still a borrower and tho banker is still a lender, but the man who dictates the terms is now on the other side of the counter. The Amer ican farmer is an uncrowned king. This Is exactly aa it ought to be, for on the well-being of our food produc ing community depeuds our prosper ity aa a nation." The Austrian Lloyd line estab lished the first week In January a fast fortnightly steamship service be tween Trieste and Brlndisl, ou the Mediterranean, and Karachi aud Bombay, India, with a maximum voyage of fifteen days. Optimism and Health. Have you ever noticed that the pessimist is always an Invalid? He may be upon his feet aud moving about, but ho Is never free from ali ments and complainings. Do not be lieve that his pessimism is due to his ailments. No; his ailments are due to hts pessimism. Pessimism Is as destructive a force in one's health as It is in one's pur pose and performance. The pessi mist seeks the shadows and wilfully deprives himself of the life giving sunshine. The sun, the flowers, the trees and tho green earth smile at him In vain. The most common dis ease ho encounters is neurasthenia, an ailment brought on by evil power of mind over nerves. Hypochondria, which breeds in Idleness as malaria breeds In stag nant pools, atrophies the nerves and rots the body. The common ten dency to magnify Bmall ailments, in order to excite sympathy, or because the mind Is given to nothing else to dwell upon, causes these ailments In time to become real and serious. Emerson may not have meant all this when he said: "A sick man Is a villain." But there is no mistaking the precise meaning of Thomas Hux ley, who said a time was coming when a man who became ill will be regarded as a fool or a criminal. Buffalo Evening Times. No Reward Offered. "Have you lost anything, mad am?" asked the polite floor walker of the square jawed, austere looking shopper who stood beroro the "lost and found" window of the large de partment store. "Yes, sir," she replied. "I've lost 114 pounds of husband, In a light brown suit, with black derby hat, small tuft of hair on Its chin and a frightened look. I lost It In a cruah at the fat.cy goods counter. It's probably wandering through the bulldAig in search of me, and 1 thought perhaps you could find It easier thun I can. I want it ou ac count of a bundle It lb carrying un der its arnij' Woman's Home Jour ual. . , HI- Scheme. A beautiful woman named Eater Met a man in the dark who rareather, ( And ahe raiaed auch a row Tlint her hub explained how He'd arranged I'M! whole thing juat ( leather. Houaton Poat. Different. Mamma "And did they make yoa foel at home at Aunt Mary'a?" Willie "Huh! Not much! I had a bully time." Philadelphia Preaa. Where It Counted. Coroner "Was the signal B'eeuT" Witness "No, but the operator was." Baltimore American. The Beat "Can you suggest a system for playing the races?" "1 can. As soon as you've lost your own money, quit." Courier-Journal. A Novelty. Guest "I hear you are going to give up housekeeping?" Host "Sh not so loud; my wife wants to have the satisfaction of dis charging the rook." Puck. Tliia Mercenary Age. "Mr. Dorem Is In the parlor, miss." "Has he any flowers or candy with him?" "No, miss." "Tell him I'm out." Courier-Journal. Compact. .Eve "Belle going to be married and live in a flat? Why. I don't see how she will have room." Edna "Oh, yes. she is going to accept such a narrow-minded chap." Chicago News. Social Tact. He- "Oh, please, Mile. Jeanne, do not call me Mr. Dttrond." She (coyty) "Oh, but our ac quaintance Is so short. Why should I not call you that?" "Well, chiefly because my name is Dupont." No Lolsirs. Both Perishable. "Smoothers Is exceedingly careful never to let a woman get any strings on him." "That's right. No one can point to a thing he has ever given her; he never sends anything but candy or flowers."- Detroit Free Press. The Human Wny. "What aro you digging for?" "Well, I've got the idee thar's gold In the land somers." "And what'll you do with It If you strike any?" "Go to celebratln' till It's all gone, I reckon, an' then fall to dlggin' ag'in! "Atlanta Constitution. A New Version. "How did you get Mr. Cumrox to provide money for that project of yours?" asked Miss Cayenne. "I Invited him to a very select dinner party." "I understand. It was one of V cases where invitation was the sin cerest flattery." Washington Star. A Candid Avowal. "Do you think you will be able to convert the masses to your way of thinking?" "My friend," answered Senator Sorghum, "too many of us statesmen are giving our attention to converting the masses when we ought to be try ing to keep from backsliding our selves." Washington Star. A Power For Good. "That air ortermobtle you see goln by thar," said the old man, "coat $2000." "My, my!" "But that ain't all. My boy Bill got $300u outen It Jes' fer runnln' over an' breakin' his two legs!" "My. my!. What a power fer good they air In the land!" Atlanta Constitution. One on Ma. "Mamma, what would you do It that big vase In the parlor should get broken?" "I should thrash whoever did It," said Mrs. Banks, looking serenely at her little son. "Well, then, you'd better begin to get up your muscle," said Tommy, gleefully, " 'cos father's broken it." Cardiff Times. Ne.-ve. "Yes," said the warden, "he was the cooleBt and mut thoughtful con vict who ever broke Jail." "You don't Bay?" exclaimed tho visitor. "Ves; he left behind him a note to the Governor of the State beginning: 'I hope you will pardon me for the liberty I am taking.'" Catholic Standard and Times. Where Her Fa titer Was. The daughter of the house had .vit returned from boarding-school. He finishing branches had made her a little sensitive. ''Is your father out If. the wood shed splitting wood.'" the caller asked her. "No," replied the haughty girl, "papa is at the town masting (pitting Infinitives." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Those I' Helens (Juration. How many of our wo.ds are abso lutely superfluous, serving no enJ but the waste of tiroa A man stood before a mirror. In face well lathered and bis raxor la hand. In came his wife; him, cud inq.ilred. Ing?" "No," he rjplbd Hacking the kltchei ars you out drIVInj i - - ' o.ar.1 , :u she looked tt re yoa s'aav- ttoreely, r i rans-. Whee