1 8 THE BACHELOR'S CHILD. He tosse her above hi head, He romp until hie face is red, He hold" her rm'-length just to lee The wonder of her witchery; He talks in language soft and slow That only babies know, ' lie pauses now and then to gaz : Far off, as if 'twere in a maze, And then with sudden sigh and atsrt lie pre her unto his heart. He sit her highne on his knee And hums her nursery melodies, He shakes her rattle, jingles Mis. And, oh, such wondrous stories tells; He lifts her little face to lay Its softness on his own, and play Her dimples were the deep wherein A thousand drops of dew had been And with his lips upon the brink He'd lean to them to kiss and drink. AT THE By AGNES LOUISE PROVOST. "Isn't there going to be a storm, captain?" "Humph! I guess there Is, but I'd be much obliged it It would wait un til next week." Captain Japhet Trail stood In the doorway of the little life-saving sta tion and surveyed the weather indi cations with disapproving eye. A rising wind was blowing in from the sea, whistling a low note among the dead grasses and patches of scrub pines. Out at sea it whipped the sullen green expanse into ominous little whltecaps; on shore the boom of each wave striking the Sand was heavier than it had been two hours before, and the undertow which sucked back the swirling waters was perceptibly swifter. On the captain's right was a huge beam, once part of a vessel, half-buried In the sand, and on it a young glii perched comfort ably, watching the head ot the life saving crew with interested eyes. She had just come down here, a good two miles from home along the wiud-swept beach, but Jean Redfleld was a good walker, and only her red cheeks and tossed hair showed what a fine struggle that strong east wind had given her. "Why next week?" "Don't want any wrecks now," he said, briefly. "I'm Bhort-handed. Won't you come in and get warm?" Jean hopped briskly down from the beam and followed Captain Trail into the hospitable warmth of the life-saving station. It was always a fascinating place to her. Her host was silent for a few moments, and then started his remarks where he had left off. The station was Isolated and lonely, and he enjoyed the girl's .daily visits. ' "Peters la away," he volunteered. "Billy's got the lumbago, and there's nobody but me and the Prices and your folks that can get together in any kind of a hurry." 'But we don't often have wrecks?" "M'm, no, they don't often come close enough to shore along here, un less they lose their bearings. 'Taln't safe. But there was the bark Polly Sannders, that was beat to pieces right before folks' eyes four years ago,, and every soul on her drowned. It was the next summer that the gov'ment built this station, and 'long in November comes another tearing big storm, and a wreck with it. We saved every life on that one, down to ' a cat that came ashore clawing tight to a keg, nnd was fished in by Eb Peters. You were away to school then, I ree'lect. That was the last, sissy, but we ain't anxious for any more. These February gales is mean things to deal with." Jean's eyes were big with attentive Interest. She had heard the same thing many times, but it was ever fresh to her. She had never seen a wreck in her life. Her father had moved hero from an inland village a few years before, but each succeeding winter she had been away at school, and only the letters from homo told her what terrible things the sea did In the winter months. She walked round slowly, examining for the fiftieth time the simple appliances of the life-savers. "It must bo wonderful to rescue people like that," she said. Impetu ously. "Being a slt'l Is dreadfully humdrum, Captain Trail. I think I should be happy all the rest of my life if I could do some of the things you do." "You'd get most awful wet lots of times," remarked the captain, prac tically, " and pounded black and blue with the waves, and froze stiff's a board. Don't you fret about being a girl, sissy. We can't get too many of the right kind. Must you go?" "Oh, yes, mother Is still away, you know, and I must gut home in time to have supper ready for father and the boys. You have no idea how hungry they are when they come home these cold days. Come up to supper some night, and I'll show you how boardlng-Bchool girls can cook." She was gone with a bright nod of farewell, bending her head bofore the blast of wind which struck her as she opened the door. It seemed to have Increased in violence in the last teu minutes. A fine spray was flying in with it, the clouds were gray and hung low, and the bare fields stretch ing Inland looked bleak and chlllv. She walked more rapidly going back, for, as she had said, thore was a generous hot supper to be prepared for her father tnd brothers. This wn her first winter at home after all tha lun una business of boarding-school days, and had it not been for th manifold duties of the house sha would have boon sadly lonely it times, for the dear little mother had broken in health, and was away tor jong rest. In spite of hor warm wraps, Jeun began to feel chilled before the first mile was covered. Au she reached home, a few scurrying snowflakos be gan to fall, and sho looked anxlouidy out at the heaving sea, remembering wiiui lapmin Trail hal said. Jean found it almost lmnoaslhio n sleep that wight. , The noUe of the sea bad deepened into a heavy rour, and the wind buffeted the house until very umber seemed to b aaun.tr. fng a protest. Half a dozen times she awoite, ana the last tlma, about 4 Ha lets her sink upon his breast, . He sings her little lay of rent. And when her little eyes are closed And all her baby (trace reposed, H sits beside her little cot Thinking of things so long forgot, 1 So far adowix the long ago Whcrefrom the tender echoes flow Of songs he heard, of gay love-rhyme1, On lips who roses fade ketime. Be still the shadow fill hi room! A wrinkled, lonely bachelor' doom To yearn for things that passed him by, To hold the memory of a sigh, To glimpse the shadow of a face Once sunhright with it girlish grace, To toss in play and sing to sleep. When all the lonely shadows creep . And o'er his heart a tignre gleams- The little baby of his dreams! Haiti more Sun, WRECK.g o'clock in the morning, It was with a new sound in her ears, a muffled boom, which was neither sea nor wind. As she flew out ot bed she beard It again, and a moment later her brother Dick pounded on her dpor. "Hey, Jean? Did you hear the sig nal-guns? There's a wreck! We're going!" 'Oh, watt for me! I'll be there in two minutes! Do wait!" "Well, you must hurry! We have work to do." Dick bounded down the hall to complete his own hasty toilet, and Jean's fingers flew. Every hook and button seemed to escape her excited grasp, but nevertheless she was down stairs in an Incredibly short time, bundled In her warmest wraps. She clutched at her father's arm as they started out, half-frightened by the blackness and violence of the storm. Dick and Will were running ahead, and they gave a shout as a rocket suddenly shot up offshore. "She's right off here!" Dick called back. "Captain Trail has two miles to come! Let's go meet him and help drag up the stuff." They turned abruptly down toward the life-saving station, but they had not gone far before they met Captain Trail and the two Prices, dragging the little mortar as they ran, panting with haste and looming up like huge bears in their oil suits. Captain Trail shook his head as Mr. Redfleld shout ed a question to htm over the tumult of wind and waves. "It's pretty bad!" he roared back, hoarsely. 'There ain't a boat made that could be launched or landed in that surf. We've got the breeches buoy, but I don't know how we're go- Ins to get a line to 'em lit this wind! Come on, she may go to pieces any minute." Jean shuddered, but in spite of her self her heart gave a leap ot excite ment. The breeches-buoy! How many times she had hovered around it in the life-saving station, getting Captain Trail to tell her how it was that people came ashore in that little thing, with only a rope above them and a black and boiling surf beneath! She would see it! If human hands could do It this night, she would see that shipwrecked crew come ashore In it, one by one, over that howling tumult of waves. She was almost crying with excitement as she looked over toward the dim figures ot her father and the boys, and thought that they were lending a generous hand to this fine work. Another rocket went up from the distressed vessel, and Captain Trail sent up an answering signal from the shore, volunteering the shouted opin ion that she was a three-masted schooner, and by her location must be grounded and in momentary dan ger of being pounded to kindling wood, but to Jean there was nothing but a shapeless blot against the dark ness. Ugh! How cold it was! ., With terrible earnestness the men on shore bent to their work. In the gloom their faces were strained and anxious, and Captain Trail's quick orders showed him an entirely differ ent man from the bluff, good-natured sailor of the afternoon before. One two three four five life-rock ets soared out one by one toward the vessel, but each time the wind sent the rescuing line wide ot its mark. Captain Trail Bhook his head impa tiently, and tossed the sixth life rocket aside, turning his attention to the hooked projectile which the life saving mortar threw out. Perhaps that would do better. Jean shivered and drew her wraps closer. The darkness was slowly be ginning to lift, although she could not yet distinguish the outlines of the unfortunate vessel. The snow ot the afternoon before had turned to a fine sleety rain, which. froze as it fell; the waves were mountains of angry foam, and a fly ing spume cut the face like needles. Little icicles dripped everwhere. How terrible It must be for the poor souls out there! Suddenly the slender line was shot out over the waves, and Jean strained ber eyes to follow it, but it was lost in the gloom. It fell short, and at the Bocond trial the wind beat it back like a feather; but Captain Trail sot his teeth and waited for a momentary lull. Then there were a few seconds of aching Buapense, followed by a lusty cheer from the shore as the tightening of the line showed that eager hands were fastening it to the mast. A little more of the good work and the first sailor would be making that wonderful journey toward land. Jean's heart was pounding with excitement, but as she moved nearer she heard the words, "Perishing cold, poor souls!" jerked out grimly by her fathor as he worked, and a nud den idea came which nearly took hor breath away. Less than an eighth ot a mile away the light In their kitchen window shone like a friendly beacon. The Bailors would be dragged to shore drenched, numUqd, exhausted. The limited hospitality ot the life-saving station wan two miles away on one sldo, and the vil lage a mile and a halt on the other. Her own home was the nearest, and he she was hostess while her mother was away. 0 IToldlng her lips tight for fear the good determination would somehow escape, Jean turned and ran for home, not daring to look back again at the buoy, now bobbing out bravely over the crashing waves. It was still fairly dark, and bushes and shadows took on terrifying shapes, but there was no time to be frightened. Into the kitchen she darted like an Im petuous young cyclone, threw her wet coat on a chair and commenced to work energetically at the fire. It seemed hours bofore the fire would burn properly, and whole ages before the kettle finally began to sing, out all the time she was rushing bus ily round, starting up the fire in the chilled sitting room, opening the spare room, bringing out extra blankets, and doing everything which could minister to the comfort of half- frozen guests. Once she paused, be tween a sob and a laugh, and wiped her eyes. "I know I am too greedy and selfish to live, but I did so want to see them bring the crew ashore. I'll never get another chance, never!" When she hurried out again, the gray of a wintry dawn showed the dismantled hulk ot a vessel offshore, pounded by huge racing waves which seemed about to engult her. The little group on the shore was now much larger, re-enforced by people who had hurried down from the vil lage, and they all were gathered about a drenched, storm-exhausted group of seamen. One ot them lay flat on the sand, with several people working over him. A'fem moments lator her father and Captain Trail, standing side by side, looked down in amazement at a slender, breathless girl, swaying under the weight of a kettle which gave out the most enticing odor ot hot coffee. Over her left arm she carried several cups, strung by their handles over a bit of string. "You can bring them all up to our house!" she panted. "It's warm and bods ready and here's some hot coffee for them for all of you. O Captain Trail, have they all come In?" She laughed next day aa she re called the desperate emphasis she laid on the word "all," but Captain Trail had had girls ot his own, and he un derstood in a minute. Her father patted her shoulder comfortingly. and smiled over ber head at the cap tain as he took the kettle away from her. "Why, no, sissy, not quite," said Captain Trail, cheerfully. "You're in time to see the last and best man of all. We've just sent out for the cap tain. Stand right here. Your pa'li look after the coffeo." A few moments later it was r.ll over, and she had seen it. The waves were bounding high over the schooner Beresford, but her captain, dragged out ot the very teeth ot the surf, stood in the midst ot his crew, and offered a grateful hand to Captain Trail. "You are brave men, sir. You have savd every soul ot us, and I did not think there was a man alive could do it." Before them all Captain Trail reached out bis big, rough hand and drew Jean toward htm. 'We only did our part, sir, only our part. Cap'n, let me introduce my first mate. She's here to keep you alive, now that you've landed. Try some of her coffee. It's first-rate." Half a year later, when Jean, a rather young but very ambitious teacher, had taken her first school In a near-by town, she received a pack ago with a foreign postmark. On a little slip inside was written, "Com pliments of the Boresford," and un derneath it was a gold chain ot quaint and delicate workmanship, with a pendant attached. On one side of the pendant was engravedatiny echoonor, and on the other these words: Jean Parsons RDflold, For distinguished services at tho Wreck ot the Beresford, February 20, 19. Youth's Companion A Spanish Seaside Resort. At San Sebastian there is no such thing an sensational bathing. Tights and lace trimmed blouse? in the water are here unknown. Spanish women ot high degree are finished coquettes, but they do not go in at all for copying the ways ot fashion ablo beauties. The bathing dresses worn here are very similar to those worn at the sea side places on the English coasts; very pretty and suitable, but In no respect sensational. Dark blue serge trimmed with white braid or crim son serge. In the mornings the sands are crowded with bathers and their friends, but no one dreams of taking out opera glases, as at Trouvllle. The whole atmosphere Is different, in fact. The royal bathing box drawn up an rollers on the Bands under the pal ace gardens is exceedingly pictur esque; it is built In the Moorish style, with minarets on either side and the dome In the middle surmoun ted by the royal crown in gold. The whole thing la inlaid with blue and white enamels, and when in use it la slowly rolled down to the sea. The Queen Mother and aluo the young Queen often use the royal box, but It Is so placed that they can bathe In perfect privacy, though the "box" la not enclosed. London Chronicle. A Fish Story. Brown had returned from a fishing expedition, and, after partaking of a most welcome dinner, was relating some of his fishing experiences, says the Buffalo Times. "Last year," said he, "while fish ing for pike, I dropped a half sover eign. I went to the same place this year, and after my line bad boen cast a few minutes I felt a terrlflo pull. Eventually I landed a fine pike, which bad swallowed the hook, and on cut ting it open to release the hook, to my amazement " "Ah," .said his friends, "you found a halt-sovereign." "Oh, no," replied Brown, "I found nine shllllnr) sixpence In sliver and threepence in copper." "Well, what became f the other threepence?" queried his friends. "I suppose the pike to go through the lock with It," replied Brown. Cincinnati Commercial Tribune. CHILDREN OF FLORENCE. I The WlYCnltfll nf the Tnnnrntl Maet Vamnns Founding From the Nlnitetnth Cmtury, The piazza outsldo the Church of the Santlssima Annunziata, where for four and a half centuries childhood depicted in IU most beautiful and at the same time its most pathetic as pect has looked down upon the busy life forever hurrying by, is perhaps the place ot all others in Florence where the inveterate loafer unwilling to leave the sunshine and satiated for the moment with the treasures of church and picture gallery may feel Justified in lingering. It may be added that the steps under the graceful arcade which faces the Inno centl Hospital offer an obvious and desirable resting place. An Incessant stream of life flows dally through the piazza, trams laden with country people returning from market bound for the heights of Flesole, and with city folk also, perhaps only going a couple of hundred yards, for nobody in Florence walks It he can drive; while long carts of tho country rattle after them, carrying twice as much of humanity as they are intended to hold. And yet this square, one of the busiest in the city, retains a curious atmosphere of repose. Possibly it is because the trafllc never passes or di verges from Its course to disturb the harmony about it, but is rather like a stream flowing through a quiet mead ow. At least this is how I have found it on weekdays. On Sundays and on festas, when the fashionable world flocks to the Church of the Annunziata and to the Chapel of the Innocentl, it is another matter. ew children are gencraly play ing, but in a quiet and orderly fash ion, about the bronze and marble sea monsters of Tacca, which servo as fountains. Upon the right the great bronze statue of Duke Ferdinand the First seated on his horse gazes for ever at a blank window in the pal ace, where once the bust of his lady smllod back at him. Theirs was surely a meritorious dllatoriness, for hod the wooing been conducted with the heat and fervor extolled by youth another bloody crime would have been added to the domestic history ot Florence. So there he stands, a mighty monument to the negative virtue of delay! But it is the lovely facade of the Foundling Hospital, the Spedale degl' Innocentl, which gives its chief beauty and character to the piazza. To all those who know Flor ence it is sufficiently familiar. The long harmonious lines of Brunolles chi's design, suggesting a rare com bination of strength and simplicity, the wide shallow steps, the rounded columns, and, above the arches, the della Robbla medallions of the swad dled babies, the blue of the porcelain contrasting very graciously with the sad gray of the stone. Each exquis ite representation of helpless Infancy differs from the other, each instinct with life and grace and pathos. For more than 400 years the coloring of these medallions has withstood wind and weather, for did not Luca find uut the secret which he transmitted to his nephew Andreo,. among whose early work tho medallions have been classed of beauty In external deco ration which could safely be used dove sono acque? In the courtyard of the hospital, over tho round archer of the cloisters, tha design ot the' swaddled babies Is repeated; but here, though the delicate blue and gray coloring Is the same, the babies are only painted upon plaster. Above them, on the upper story, painted in the same manner, are the lnstru- ' ments of the passion, the cock of the Blgallo, and repeated at intervals the porta, the gate, which Is the badge of the Guild of Silk Workers. The building of the Spedale degl' Innocentl, which muy well, both for age and beauty as well as for scien tific development, stand before all the foundling hospitals of the world, Is cot so old as the actual society, for manuscripts containing lists of reg ulations for such a society fur the protection of foundling children dated In the twelfth century exist among tho archives of Floreuce. But in the fifteenth century, in 14:! 1, owing to the eloquent appeal of Leonardo Brunl, the famous scholar and secretary of the republic, who, as his monument in Santa Croco tells ub, "enjoyed the sunshine of favor In the palace of Cosimo de' Medici," the hospital as we see it to-day was actually founded. Thero la perhaps no stronger testimony to the Floren Ilruin Worker Heir to Insomnia. The man who works with his brain, and eBpecIully the profesHlonal man, is liable to insomnia to a greater dogree than the man whose employment does not make a big Strain on the intellect. Tho man of business, whose work is more or less routine, has a far smaller demand an the nerve of his brain thun the doctor, who has to think out every case as it comes along, and still less the writer, whose work has to bo the coinage of his own brain. Opi of the results ot the big de mand which personal work makes on !rofes3lonal men, and especially on Iterary men, is that they suffer a pood deal more from insomnia than the ordinary man, New Orleans Times-Democrat. Race WoU ?y Three Indu s. How an American machinery agent tic cured an order in Japan Is related by tho commercial agent ot Jew South Wales In the Far East, as fol lows; It was a question ot some lathes for a large factory which was bolng Started. They wet: required ot a cer Ita'n Blze. The ageut for the British firm said: "That Is three Inches longer than they arn made, and we cwu make no alteration." The Amer ican said: "I will make them to any ilzt you like." 'The American secured Hie ordor. U. S. Consular Roport. Institution. tine love of little children than is to be found in the names of the great masters of that magnificent nerind who gave their work to adorn with exquisite and tender sentiment the refuge of destitute and nameless in- fancy. In the gloom of the cloister, over the entrance to the Church of tha Tn. noccntl, gleams a beautiful delta Robbla relief ot the Annunciation, surounded with its lovely garland ot cherub heads. In the church Itself, behind the altar, Ghlrlandajo'a "Adoration of the Magi," with the two little murdered Innocents who, kneeling in their white robes before. the Saviour, have entered into glory, conveys the same feeling ot gentle compassion for the young and help less which Is the dominating note in all the decoration of the hospital. We find It again in the pictures in the board room, in tha di Cosimo, Ohirlandajo's predolla, ana in that most tender picture of Fllippo Llppi's, in which a boy angel brings the Christ Child to the Ma donna. It repeats Itself In the min utest detail of decoration In the in terior, in the winged heads of the puttl over the doorways; and there is always the same sense of harmony with Brunelleschrs bold and simple design, as in tho medallions over the arcade without. The hospital was for a time generously assisted by the Modlcean Grand Dukes, whose busts Btand under the arcades, pa trons of the artists who were em ployed upon the building, but it was placed at the outset especially under the management of the Guild ot Silk Weavers, who endowed It with a tax on every pound of silk spun or woven In Florence. Very soon a Papal bull raised it to the dignity of an "ecclesi astical place," a dignity which it en Joys to the present day. For a time after its foundation very few babies were brought to the hospital: nerhans the mothers were n little shy of the sumptuous building ana the Grand Ducat patronage. Their anonymity was, however, com pletely secured, for the babies were, as they still are, of so tender an age that they could be passed through the bars of a window which has only re cently been walled up. The first in fant to be received was baptized on February 5, 1445, and was named Agata Smeralda. Gradually in those early days the society increased its funds by the absorption of smaller analogous institutions, such as the Hospital of La Scala, and in time it became possessed of considerable property in the city. Everybody who knows the streets of Florence must have noticed over the doors of cer tain houses the sign of the swaddled babies, painted oh plaster, which marks them as the property of the Innocentl. In spite of bo prosperous a beginning the Hospital of the In nocents has passed through more than one severe financial crisis. More especially was this the case during the occupation of the French, when Napoleon, with his particular genius for using up waste material, decreed that all foundlings of the male sex over the acre of fourteen should be enrolled In a boy regiment. while those between eleven and four teen should be utilized as mldrllnit. Four centuries and a half have passed since Agata Smeralda was received, with how much interest and ill sun. pressed agitation we may imagine by the Initiators of this princely scheme. Much water has flowed under the bridge since then, and at the present duy between 7000 and 8000 found lings are annually supported by the society, although comparatively few of them are housed in the actual building. The history of the Innocentl Hos pital Is a curious and instructive study In evolution. Here the babies are still swaddled In the approved Tuscan fashion, which has never changed with tho ages an3 which Is immortalized in the della Robbla me dallions. And not so long ago an ad ministrative council was formed whose object Is to soo that every new. est and most sanitary Invention and practice Is employed for the benefit of . these nameless waifs, who are lodged and fed and nursed upon the best and most scientific principles In Europe. No heir to a kingdom could be reared upon more hygienic meth ods. The Last Lieutenant-General. When, in June, 1909, Lieutenant General Arthur MacArthur, having reached the age limit for active serv Ice, retires from the oillce which he assumed yesterday in succession to Lleutenant-General Honry C. Corbln retired for age. the grade of llenten-ant-general will cease to exist until revived by act of Congress. The rank was established as a reward for exceptional meritorious service in the army and sevnrHl nf tha ....n .. distinguished soldiers have held it, 1 niuie, pernaps, the now llontenaut general cannot be classed with some of his predecessors In tho exalted po sltion, he has, nevertheless, earned honorable place In the list of success ful military commanders by the char acter of his services, which began al most at the outset of the Civil War and have continued ever since. Gen eral MacArthur was useful on the plains, in Cuba and in the Philip pines rfnd he reachod his present ox alted rank by regular stages. Provi dence Tribune. He Lout Nothing. . Harry'a mother had given him an apple and told htm to poel it before he ate It. Returning to the room afte ra few moments' absonco, and seeing no peeling, she asked: "Did you peel your apple, Harry?" "Yes," answered Harry. "What did you do with the peel- I TllTai?' B Vl A uabail "Aia them." Harper'a Weekly. science (w Up to the present nearly all the tungsten of commerce has come as a by-product from the tin-mines ot Wales. The Duke of the Abruzzl has named the three highest peaks of Mount Ruwenzorl after Queen Mar gherlta. Queen Alexandra, and King Leopold. A new electric plant is being built near Lille, France, which will start with a mechanical force .of 6000 horse power, later to be Increased to 10,000. horse power. It will be fitted with modern machinery and turbine engines of a new system and will light 130,000 electric lamps, equiva lent to 2,080,000 electric candle power. Certain microbes, called chromo phagi by Professor Metchnlkoff, destroy the pigment of the hair by devouring its coloring substance. According to the same authority, the whitening of the hair can be pre vented by killing the chroraophagl, and this can be achieved by expos ing the hair to a temperature of Blxty degrees centigrade, which is best obtained by the action of a hot Iron. The next time you buy syrup at the grocery store don't make a point ot picking out a. pale, light-colored art icle under the impression that such' syrup la superior In delicacy to that which Is darker colored. The ab sence ot color In these light syrups is said to be due either to the fact that all the nutrltfdus qualities have been refined out of them or else that they have been diluted with glucose or bleached with sulphur. Much Interest is taken in the re cent opening of a gigantic siphon that' carries the water of the Aragon and Catalonia irrigation canal across the' valleys ot Soso and Ribabona. By' this means water is brought to more than 247,000 acres of land hitherto virtually barren through lack of Ir rigation. The great siphon consists of two main tubes, five-eighths of a mile long, and twelve feet five inches in diameter, lined with steel plates three millimeters thick, bound with iron hoops and encased in concrete. The tubes have a capacity of 7700 gallons a second. RED DEVIL PROBLEM SOLVED. Professor Finds Way to Prevent Autos From Bothering Horses, r This studious and learned little village, which exists because it is the seat ot the University of North Caro lina, does not like the idea ot having its decorum disturbed by heathen ish and very modern automobiles and is doing what It can to keep them out. The spectacled professors who walk the long, shady avenues In the after noon have in the past been thrown into fits of indignation when an in sane chauffeur speeded his car by and left behind a trail of dust and a pro longed whiff of gasolene. And then the settled steeds that drew tho comfortable phaetons of the professors' wives pricked up their ears and took fright at the very first glimpse ot a white or a green or a red devil. This last fact caused one member of the faculty, who is a village Alder man, to introduce and have passed an ordinance that makes it a misde meanor for an auto to exceed a speed of four miles an hour In the corpor ate limits. The maximum speed for vehicles Is six miles an hour. "Why did you make it four miles for automobiles?" the professor Al derman was asked. "For this reason," he replied. "It a vehicle sees one ot them com ing it has the chance to turn, whip up and keep easily out of its way, without violating the luw, and if it hears ono of them coming, why, o course, it can also whip up and keep out of Us way by driving straight ahead." Tho ordinance is proving a success. Chapel Hill correspondence ot the New York Sun. One of the Family. v" -"Are you the editor thnt tnlrsa tn society news?" inquired the caller. an unaersuea man, with a tired and timid appealing look on his face. "Yes, sir," replied the young man at the desk. "I can take in any kind of news. What have you?" "Why. it's this wav." Bald th rnll. er, lowering his voice. "My wife gave a small Dartv last nlcht. nnr - am willing to Daw to have this rimnrt of the affair put in the paper." Wo don t charge anything for publishing socletv the young man at the desk, taking tne proffered manuscript and lookinir it over. "That's all riEht." was the rB..iv "YOU don't Understand. I vrnla thla up myself, and I nut In a linn nr w that snys, 'Mr. Halfstick assisted his aiBiingulsliou wife in receiving the guests.' That's the wav I want it tn go In, and I don't care if it costs a dollar a word. I want my friends to. know, by George! that I still belong to the family." Harpor'B Weekly. "Fruitarian." "Vegetarian" is a very bad word, rnlsleadlng and misunderstood, and it repels people from adopting our diet. It Is a meaningless word. Whereas "Fruitarian" Is a word of great beauty and means what it says. People often misunderstand thla word also, and they think It means living on peaches and .grapes. . But when they misunderstand it they are none the less attracted by it, and therefore In Eugland the great move pent of the future Is the fruitarian movement, as it is appealing to the .cultured, educated and aesthetlo class and not to that portion ot the jcomtuunlty that the vegetarian move ment appeals to, with its three courses for sixpence diuner.- From a Letter in the Vegqtarlan Magazine. m.xroxiNa. John .Ton? lives with hi wife, also hia sister and his mother; He's alwav at the beck and call of one or of the other Buttoning, buttoning! His finiors have been worn to bones, hi fiingernails to splinters He's busy through the spring and fall, the summers and the winters, Buttoning, buttoning! His mother and hi sister and his wif affect the fashion Of using many linttons and it drive Jones to a passion. Buttoning, buttoning! The buttons on their dresse are the homeopathie trifles. And .lone oft thinks a wicked Word which instantly he stifles. Buttoning, buttoning! His wife ha eighty buttons, and hi sister sixty-seven. His mother ninety-five, and Jon may lo his rhanre of heaven, Buttoning, buttoning! He cannot read a book, or smoke; tbey al ways keep him busy, . And scold him for lus clumsiness until he' blind and dizzy, Buttoning, buttoning! John Jones once had the time to go and make his chih a visit. But when his wifev calls. "O. John," hr never asks. "What is it?" Buttoning, buttoning! At night he loses all the rest that should be in his slumbers lie's twitching with his fingers and is run ning over numbers. Buttoning, buttoning! They went to an old-fashioned ocial Jones was hapitv-hearted. All hough they kept him working for two huura before they started, Buttoning, buttoning! Someliody said: ' Let's play 'Who got the button!' " Jones went frantic. And now a trained nurse watches each de mented act and antic Buttoning, buttoning! Chicago Post. "Bridget, I am going out to-night.' "And lave the house alone?" Life. He "I think modern dress reveals the vanity of the human heart." She "Oh, I never saw one bo decollete as that." London Tatler. In Brooklyn, an eloquent preacher Said: "The hen is a beautiful creature!" And the hen, hearing that. Laid an egg in his nat. And thus did the hen reward Beecher. Life. She "I understand that young Jenkins is quite a tennis player." He "Yes, but aside from that, he is perfectly harmless." New Orleans Picayune. "Did he really tell you I had a case of stage-fright?" asked the amateur actress. "No," replied the dearest friend, "he said you were." Phila delphia Record. Lady (entering a kitchen and not ing policeman) "So you are the brother of my cook. Are you an only brother?" Officer "I hope so, madame." Moggendorfer Blaetter. 'Tis sad to see young Newlywed Kach evening as he labors ' To try and make his little lawn Look better thun his neighbor's. -kludge. "Is your horse afraid of automo biles?" asked the tourist who was mending a tire. "No," answered Farmer Corntossel, "he's hauled too many of them home for that." Washington Star. "Poor man!" exclaimed the good hearted old lady, "to what do you at tribute your craving for drink? Is it hereditary?" "No, ma'am," re plied Weary Willie; "It s thirst." Philadelphia Ledger. Softlelgh "Good evening, Mrs Moran. I came to see If your daugh ter, Miss Mabel, would go for a walk with me." Miss Mabel "How dc you do, Mr. Softlelgh? I shall be delighted. Mamma, do I look fit tc go to a restaurant?" Life. Sunday-School Superintendent "So you are the little man that won the prize books, 'The Lives of the Saints,' for good behavior. Now, what are you going to do with the books, my little man?" Johnny Mlggs "Gunner change 'em, sir, fef 'Billy der Black Pirate' and 'How Jimmy Raised der Ranch.' " Life. Mexico's Now Postoffice. The first of a superb group of Gov ernment buildings, most of them al ready under construction, has just been finished in Mexico City. The nen postoflice building, the cornerstone of which was laid on September 14, 1902, now awaits only the special furniture ordered from the United States to be complete. Architecturally the new postoffice Is unexcelled by any building in the country and aa thing ot real beauty surpasses In the opinion ot man5 even the Congressional library at Washington. It Is far superior tc any office building owued by the United States Government. The interior of the building is In rare marbles, mosaics and bronze Every bit of decoration is ot the fin est materlul and tho Imitation stone and marble which have so often beec remarked In otherwise handsome buildings In Mexico are nowhere , to be seen. The new postoflice building Is the first Government building in Mexlcc ot any architectural deslgu worthy of tho name. It is of fireproof construc tion, its frame being tho first steel frume to go up in Mexico City. Modern Mexico. Fish in a Mincrul Springy A remarkable discovery of the ex istence ot fish in a highly mineral ized stream, which issues from an artesian boro at a temperature of 112 degrees, is reported by our Bris bane corespondent. Dr. J. W. Barrett and his son, while out shooting on the Dlllalah cattle run in Queensland, shad occa sion to draw a duck they had shot from a small reservoir that had boen formed in tha- course of the bora stream. Movements In the water led to the discovery that it was alive with fiish, although it had never boen artificially stocked aud vai fur dis tant from any rivers. A specimen about sit inches long, resembling a sea Balmou, was secur.1 and shown to Professor Wilson, el Sydney, who has nat been able t Identity It. Loudon Dally Mu!L 1.