PLAYING f rein""'"1, when in boyhood, Jut te advanced from toylinod, Wh'n in through the schoolroom win dows floated sweet the wild birds' rail. would close my dink at dinner. UYt a hardened little ainner, And tlio after-nooning found ms playing hookey from it nil. Whnt to us the far-off sorrow (If the whipping on the morrow. For the day aeemed nil the future twna a hundred hours long. yn,l each hour we were enjoying )v the wood and pool just buying, While the wild birds caught our laugh ing tones and wove them into ong. 0j THE MAN AND THE SNAKE Qj Mj'iiijWiJiiiJJiiiliiiJliZttttttCCaWCtCCtCtCttCttt Ail round the circle of the lit 11m. the dazzling sky pressed down unclouded to the tourli of the. parched rlm-rook. Between the hill the shallow basin Iny linked and brent bless. Over It the tene nil' quivered with hent. Within, no bird fluttered no;1 water purled nor green plant raised Its head. Only the desert children, sago-brush mid grense wood and long-splnod cactus, gray but ever dying, lived on there In the drought, sterile nnd forbidding ns tho land which gave them blrtli. Everywhere wits silence upon tho place, everywhere was immobility, save where tho mini lay nnd where beside him tbo bound snnke whirred nnd writhed nnd rattled In the Impotent fury rf fenr. The man lay stretched on the hot earth, stark naked, his fnoe turned to the sky. A buckskin thong passed across his throat and wns drawn taut betwen two roots of sage-brush. Tbo noose which bold his ankles wns se cured about a clump of greiisewood aud both nrnis thonged at the wrists, stretched wide as in crucifixion. Henvy bands of buckskin spanned ills body so tlin t to the prisoner there wns left hut two possible movements. lie could turn his bend from side to side, facing on the one baud the snake, on the other the miniature forest of sage brush;, and lie could clench and un clench his pinioned hands. In this Inst freedom the final in genuity of savage captors had found expression. With the left band tight clenched, the snake's wild stroke fell just short of Its nlm. Should sleep or Insensibility relax the fingers, the reptile's head might overlap blui. Since early morning, through the Increasing heat of the day, t!.e man had lain there, grim and silent us tho gray bills around hlni, save when now aud then be rnlscd his hoarse voice iu defiant shouts. The snake, on tho other hand, struggled and fought un ceasingly against the cord which held him, striking Impartially at It, tit tbo just removed finger. or at the wooden Btake to 'which the cord wns tied, grovelling his body In the sandy earth, writhing and tugging with protruding tongue, and all the while translating lu whirr and hiss the blind fenr of his captivity. Sometimes the man turned Ills bead to watch; once or twice wbeti the snnlig movements flagged he slightly stirred his fingers In the snnd, the ruse each time rewarded by the swift spring and fruitless stroke. But mostly he lay still, all his mind bent on endur ance. The mnn had been placed there to Die. rte know It and the knowledge tinned his thoughts with a strange curiosity. There were three ways in which death might reach hlni ; through the snake, through sunstroke or by the weary route of thirst and hunger. The ecoiul nnd quickest of these ways' the light mountain nir, vibrantly hot though It illicit be, rendered improb ble. For the snnke, It waa part of the man's torment that ut any minute be might stretch forth his hand and by the movement invite an end; brief Indeed but horrible tJ the mind, doubly horrible to the strained liimg luntlon. There wns one other chance. An unexpected rnln ston.i, u heavy night dew in that barren place, would so ueii'u tne slender buckskin thong Which bold the rattler that unaided lie ought reach and strike bis victim. This was the element of uncertainty n the grim problem. This It was that ent the man's eyes searching the bare horizon with a look half dread, half longing. On one of those weary Journeys of eight a tiny speck of black above the western hills attracted blma steady In-polnt in the dazzling blue. He shut his eye, u moment In order to ook again the nioro Intently, aiid when be opened tlunu, 0: the dark points were two. Ho watched them tineoiii I'rehciHllugly, as slowly nnd steadily 'Ugh In nir they moved from west to east. When at hist In mld-benven the suns sheer strength beat down his enze, ho was the lonelier for loss of this ono sign 0f movement The sense of heat hau hy Jlow grown I "to anguish. Tho man's exposed bodv drew and quivered beneath the sun's jys I1S tUoueh cacli endowed with s(,lin.ate f(?. usects brushed n,l fluttered upon it, , 7"tl1 "Kbt pressure a Th ' i l ''1 " tlM W'ered surface, most ,"!o,le' l'U8te,l al- ost beyond striking. The man, not- It, smiled grimly and scraped ills He was thus engrossed when sud Of iellH10 f R' " tZ ; , ,1 " ,uva lllin ""0!,t wum W d earn f" 11 Wai-k hlid, carrlou In eveiy movement liov red ou steady, oubq.rend w ngs iL shadow, fell across l,s fuee tf' beadliuo and listeY" md "greedy' looked straight Into his own lor an Instant they stared thus man ud bird. Then with a cry the nZ flung himself Kalllst IstX Kilos and straining at them r7e. cape from this now horror. On his body, dry till now, the sweat poured Jortu In streums. Blood gmlm f his nostrlla With ,u with stumbling words of prayer, he" Ltui " H1" Iate whlcu "eld Not ouce hut many times the strug- rePated' When at lust. e. HOOKEY. And to-dav a robin twittereil Through the window, and div littered Desk became the ink-heapattered one my schooldays used to know, When the voice of Miring waa crying And some voice in me replying To its every nnto and echoand some yearning bade me go. But a stern duty fetters Me to these unanswered letters While through half-opened shutters sweet the wild birds cry and call, And I'm wishing, wishing, wishing, I might steal off somewhere, fishing, Lock up every earo and worry just play hookey from it all. J. W. Foley, in tho New York Times. hausted, bis convulsed liody fell back to quiet, the bird was' gone. Shudder Ingly the mini raised his eyes. Far up, half lost In blue, but ready, tire less, it hung nliove hlni. , "Cod!" breathed the prisoner, "God!" nnd turning bis blanched cheek to the sand, he fell Into a sort of sleep. All through the waning day he slept, through the approach of night and the swift desert change from beat to cold. When be awoke the first pale nmcthyst of dawn was In the sky. The snake was sleeping, not as snakes are wont to sleep In freedom, head tucked to tail and sinuous fold lapping on fold, but with his swollen body back-thrown nnd stiffened Rgninst the stake which held him, caught mid-struggle by Insen sibility. The man turned bis bead to face hlni. , "Hey, rattler!" he called cheerily, nnd sera pod some grains of sand toward the recumbent body. But when he saw the start and shudder with which the creature woke, the jingulsh of returning consciousness, suddenly he was sorry for his act. When the snake, writhing round, struck at its cord quivering from head to tall, ho would have given an hour of bis own rest to have restored the sleep which be bad broken. The sun rose presently. Again the weary panorama of the day unrolled before the eyes of the two victims. The snake was quiet, weakened by his long struggle. The man, strengthened by sleep, restored by the night's cold, held himself strongly in hand. Sometimes, indeed, the growing hent drew from bis lips a broken sigh. Sometimes birds, many now, swooped low uround 111 m with hoarse cries and flapping of heavy wings ; at such times bis whole body grew tense benenth the stress of almost uncontrollable disgust and terror. But he lay still. Not for his reason's sake dared he again give way to the expression of fear. It was a comfort to him in these moments that the snake showed no apprehension of their gruesome neighbors or eyed them only with the nvld eyes of hunger. Watching the indifference of the reptile, the man feared less. Fixing his eyes upon It, lie could bold hard to sanity and to endurance, though around him perched nnd hovered tho vulture ministers of death. But ns the morning passed a new mixloty should die first? It seemed to weaken with every hour nnd the man trembled, lie spoke to it soothingly at times and had, or believed be had, the power .of quieting Its paroxyms. In his fevered mind he searched halt ingly for some knowledge of Its needs. Would it live longer for the taking of life? And If by stretching out his hand he could delay its end, what then of the lengthening of Its pain? Before his dimming eyes, the snake loomed, now a refuge, now a menace. A dozen times,' bo half relaxed his hand only to draw It quickly close ngaln. Ouce when the snake fell in its spring, seem ingly dead, he thrust the fingers wide with a cry of utter deprivation. When it moved again lie drew them in, the instinctive love tf life still strong uitou 111 in. A buzzard had risen at his cry and perched on the sage-brush at his hend. He studied It quietly for a while, its coarse, draggled feathers, its filmed, eyes and cruel beak. When the scrutiny had grown Intolerable,' he strove to shout to scare it from its place. His voice came dry and breathless, scarcely u whisper, and the bird swayed back and forth unmoved. lie closed his eyes ufter this and for it long time lay still, only rolling ills head from side to side that the vultures might not light upon his body. At last, when the sun lay low on the horizon, lie ceased the movement mid again looked about hlui. Overhead n cloud of birds, Beared by the sudden quiet, bung high in ulr; swarms of nuts and lesser insects crawled and fed upon Ills arms and body; tbo sage brush nil around rustled with pungent dryness and to the west the sky burn dryness and to the west the sky burned hard and bright us burnished copper. For u long time he waited. Then, Willi n sobbing breath, he flung round, straining bis body against the cords which held him. Tho snako too had moved. The throng that bound It was drawn taut and painfully It had thrust Its swollen bend across IU lincgrs. It lay thus, outstretched, not striking, its glnzing eyes on tliu man's face. And while they lay so suddenly there cume to pass the impossible-, the one uncounted cluiuce. From fur across tho desolate sage brush desert sounded to them the barking of a dog. It came nearer ami with it the creak and grinding of heavy wheels. The man strove to cry out aud, fail ing, 'gnawed desperutoly ut his baked lips and tongue. When the feeblo trickle of blood which paid his ef forts hud moistened his dry throat, lie raised hit voice lu shrill and ter rible cries. Above him at the sound the sturtled birds swirled to the west. Tho snuke, too weak to spring, had yet dragged himself to a coll, his flat head raised In ulr. Between the cries the man could heur the abrupt stopping of the wagon, tho confused exclamation of men's voices. Next Instant the dog's moist breath whiffed on his forehead and a man's face bent to his own. There was a sudden tightening of the buck sklug thongs as a fcuifa passed be neath there, Its cool blnde searing lib Are on the til lateral flo.i, nnn. dragged him from bis plnee. A man on cmier sine ne was held erect. Through a maze of pnln and weakness, he could henr the comment of his rescuers. "Alive, all right!" "Ood ! He'll die on our hands." "Carry him to the wngon !" "I-ook qut! Step wide of the rat tler !" Hands benenth bis shoulders, they bent to the tnsk of lifting hlni. The sufferer sent out a groping hnnd lu protest. He swnllowed hnrd, strug frllng to speak. His nnked foot thrust close perilously close to the fanged bend of the snnke. "Turn him loose, too." ho command ed. San Francisco Argonaut. MAKING OVKB A MOUNTAIN. Helena Objects to Orent Hl Uulrt Hill Will Make a Tni-Ic on It. The strangest and most Interest ing park project ever undertaken In this country Is to be found at Holena, Mon., writes John H. Raftery in the Technical World Magazine for July, where the citizens are engaged in transforming the bald slopes of a conical mountain which towers nearly 1400 feet above the city into a for est park. There Is no spring, well, brook or pond upon the bare sides or rocky summits of this singular park; nor will it bo possible to raise water from the valley for the Irrigation of the trees, shrubs and flowers, yet the ex pert foresters of the Federal bureau who spent last summer planning for the planting of the park are agreed that several varieties of evergreen will flourish there without water or attendance. A spiral footpath has been graded from the city to the summit of Mount Helena, and there an ornate pavilion has been erected upon the highest point of rock, 1400 feet above the main street. In the cliffs of the peak there are two spacious natural caves, which will be tenanted by specimens of the native bears, lions and other carnivora of these mountains. Parks enclosing herds of deer, an telope, moose, elk and buffalo will be added as the present limits of the tract are extended upon the desert lands which lie back of the mountain. How. to Train Your Dog. In managing your dogs there will not perhaps be much fun unless you can follow your individual notions on whatconstltutesenjoyment. There Is not perhaps a single thrill in twist ing your soul to carry out processes which rasp against the grain. However, I am not your parish priest, but a dog man. Whatever your Imagination may Invent, a dog is still a dog, and has none of the at tributes which we assign to your selves when we feel mushy. A dog understands "yes" and is equally competent to grasp the "no." Out Blde of that, he is all dog and follows his dog ways. He indulges in no mental refinement and will not com prehend many of your changes of mood or mind. Whatever you un dertake to teach, make it plain, sim ple and unchangeable. It is a pity that he must be taught not to jump up on people and compliment them with his caresses. He means well, but must be disciplined sternly Into knowing that it li not good form under any circumstances. The dis cipline need not be accompanied by any severity. A light touch with a whip. If applied invariably, will soon settle the matter. Some kennel-men adopt the plan of stepping lightly on the hind foot, and it is perha is the clearest way of conveying t'.'e idea. Joseph A. Graham, in "Star: ing an Exhibition Kennel," In Tha Outing Magazine. The Lights of London in A. I). 100.1 The decision to use gas in prefer ence to the electric arc for the arti ficial lighting of tho new station e: Victoria marks another stage in th-i duel between the two illumlnanti. Few of us, perhaps, realize how loan that duel has been in progress. I ; is nearly fifty years since the ar; light was used in the building of Westminster Bridge; it is nearly thir ty years since It first illuminated Waterloo Bridge, a portion of the Embankment and the entrance of the Gaiety Theatre. Slnco those early days it has passed through many stages of improvement, but at each of them it has been met by a corre sponding improvement in gas light ing, and it has had a hard struggle to keep a place in London streets. Apparently even the rosy glow of the "flaming" arcs :uils to illuminate the atmosphere of darkest London as sucessfully as pressure gas; and it is more expensive. But it electricity cannot hold its own in the lighting of largo open spaces in Lortdon, thero is a steadily widening field for it indoors. The time is near at hand when, with the cheapening ot tho production of electricity and the discovery ot a more economical filament for the in caudescent lamp, the use of gas will be confined to the kitchen and the street. London Daily Graphic, Government Hud No Objection, The late Nat Head, onca Goovernor of New Hamshlre, somotlmea sur prised thoso who approached him to gain his political influences by lils witty parrying of their requests. Colonel Barrett, an estimable of ficial upon the Governor's Btnff, died, and with unseemly haste bis would be successors begau to push their claims, "even while his body was awaiting burial with military honors. One candidate, somewhat bolder than the rest, ventured to call upon Governor Head, thinking to ascertain the bent ot the Governor's mlud upu:t the Important question. "Governor," he asked, not to speak I:: a manner too poatltve, "do you tulnk you would have any objec tions If I was to get into Colonel Barrett's' place?" The answer came promptly, "No, I don't think I should have any ob jections, it the undertaker Is willing." Earl Cromer Is one of the most thorough students of the Bible whom the English public have among their prominent uieu, . ,. . - T5UZ1VGS 1.WORTH knowing; Reindeer are more numerous in Norway than horses. The modern telephone, the Inven .Ion of Alexander O. Bell, Is said to lave been developed from principles llscovered In IS 64. "Friends of Germany In America" nave presented $25,000 for tho sup port of the Germanic museum at Harvard, In honor ot Emperor Will iam's silver-wedding anniversary. ' The only venomous bird known la the "death bird" of Now Guinea. The blto of this bird Is said to cause Intense pain In all parts of the body, loss of sisht, convulsions and finally Jeatli. In China women have some "rights" they do not have with ub. They have the privilege, for Instance, ot going to war, and in 1S53, no less than 500,000 women were mar shalled as soldiers, under women of ficers. It 13 stated that tho beat rr'nagors, pattern designers and dyers In the Lancashire cotton mlll3. toiirited by high wages, are going out lo India and Japan to take charge of mills there. Great quantities ot textile machinery are also being exported. If one were asked to name tho moBt patient nan on earth, the reply would probably be Paul Cinque- valll. The famous feat of throwing up a hen's egg and cr.tchlri? it on a plate without breaking It neces sitated nine years of constant prac tice. European newspapers hav been printing advertisements declaring It to be to tho advantage of Count Montocucoll to make known bis whereabouts. At last he was brought to light in Siberia, acting a3 a rail way guard. Broken by wildness and extravagance, he had had to quit the Austrian navy and flee. So!ng from bad to worse, he had taken the low est rank on the Siberian railway. It was now his lot to learn that his uncle, head of his house, had died nnd left him enormous estates and $1,000,000 a year. An up-to-date dog is one that an swers the telephone. The senior partner of an influential London firm has taught his dog not only to guard the office during his absence, but alsc to report "All's well" during th? time the premises are closed at week ends. One of the old-fashioned tele phones, which does not require that the receiver should be taken off its holder, is fixed up In the office, and under thts the dog stands. His mas ter rlng3 up the office and then calli until the attention of tho dog is aroused, when the canine caretaker barks loudly to show that all Is well with him and with the office. WILD I'.O.in.'i IX ENGLAND. Once Abundan' Attempts Made to I'elnti miIim'p Them. Among the ovhlbits at a mesting ol the Zoological Society last evening was the almost perfect skull of a wild boar which was recently dug up dur ing building operations In James street, Oxford street. Like the heaver, tho wolf, the bear and the reindeer, the wild boar, though long extinct in this country, was formerly very abundant in the large forest lands which once sur rounded the site of London, and its remains aro not infrequently un earthed in and around the metropo lis. It is not certain when the la3t wild boar was killed In England, but It was probably in the reign ol Charles II. or soon afterward, for in the book of accounts kept on the Chartley estate is the following entry, dated 16S3: "Paid the cooper (or a palle for ye wild swine, 2-0." It is, of course, possible that the wild swine alluded to were merely Individuals preserved in Chartley Park, and that the boar had been ex terminated as a really wild animal long ueiore, uul wucluu, iwu , were preserved at Chartloy or not It Is csrtaln that another species ol j wild animal tho white cattle found a sanctuary there, and It was not until quite recently that the herd that descended from the original stock preserved in the park was dls persed. Attempts have been made to rein troduce the wild boar into England, but they have had to be abandoned, partly because the forests which they haunted in past ages ara now culti vated lands and guldens, and partly becauie the havoc these huge and destructive beasts commit among growing crops la not to be tolerated by our already oppressed agricul turists. London Daily Graphic. Too Eli! n Field. Years aso, while Reverend Shan daloupe was a &Lunnt at tho semin ary, he undertook, ono vacation sea son, to sell ftre-pxtlnsulshers. His plealns nddi-233 and affability natled hlra to maka many sales. However, be encountered the usual rebuffs which ars the experience of all amenta. The thsolortcal student had gained nccDE3 Into the oHlco ot a surly bro I:er, and forthwith besan expatiating on tho deluging powers of bis in comparablo flra-extlngulsher. "To the devil with it!' roared the broker, fiendishly. "Oh, my dear man." expostulated Shandaloupe, "this extinguisher does not deserve the extreme virtue with, which you credit It." Harper'i Weakly. . Tennyson Variation. "Bills to the right of us, bills to the Ut t of us, bills that ure ruinous !" papa deur thundered. , "Frightful the charge they made I Senseless tte price you paid !" Then on the table laid check for six hundred. Lowell Citizen. Earth Roads. A rond should not be wider than twenty-five feet. An ordinary rain will never hurt u road, but the storm wnters nnd snow thawing lu spring will cut and wash out the roads; therefore the roads should not be mndo over twenty-five feet wide, so tbnt the centre of the road Is close enough to the ditches to give the full ing wnters n chntiee to reach, them. The centre of n road should not be more than two feet higher than the bottom of tho ditches; If tho centre Is higher n loaded wagon will slide Into the ditch if the rond Is frozen In winter. I also find Unit In n long slope, sny ono-bnlf mile long, or longer, nnd where the rond Is higher on one side thnn on the other, a culvert pipe should lie put In every forty rods to lend the water ijito the lower ditch, ns the higher side of the rond gathers more water. For culverts nothing but sewer tile should be used. When put ting In a culvert a man should always tuke Into consideration the amount of water It has to curry, nnd whether the ground to be drained Is more level or sloping. If 'the ground is more on the level a small tile, by giving It tho proper full, will take care of nn immense' amount of water; but on sloping ground It will take a much larger culvert, ns the water comes rushing down the hills, and If the culvert is too small and has not the proper fall, t lie water will run over the road. The culverts should not be laid too deep, to keep them from clogging, but the dirt on the top of the rulvoit should be higher than the adjacent ground, so that In case the water should break It will not disturb the culvert. A road lied twenl.v-five feet wide Is wide enough even on a hillside. It is true a deep ditch will wasli out on lsitli sides, but as the road wears down it will also wash in the centre. Then in repairing the road the dirt should not be dragged Into the centre of the road, but should he carried to the sides and dumped Into the ditches. I have done tills several times and find it satisfactory. This will lower tho road, but will leave It high and hard In the centre If the roads are laid out lu the centre where they belong, nnd are made straight nnd given the right width, nnd culverts are put In wher ever they are necessary, and put In right and of the right kind of material, nnd the roads are kept In repair Then, If the State will pass a law to aid tbo counties and townships In making macadamized roads, the roadbed will be In such a shape that the gravel or rock may ho applied nt once, nnd will insure a great saving to the coiumuaity as a lasting Improvement. The above enilxxlies the result ob tained by a very successful roadlitilldei' in the State of Kansas construe! n- earth roads. Du.stless Road in View. Prospects of a dustloas roadbed vithout the use of oil or cut stone is pleasing officers of the Illinois Cen tral road. Though gravel is con ceded to make tho easiest riding roadbed, its dust feature has mndc it a nuisance. General Manager Rawn, of the Illinois Central, and his as sistant, Mr. Frltch, have made a find In the way ot duBt,les3 gravel. Re cently 'the company b-jgan taking gravel out ot the Mississippi River at tha Memphis bars. Tho gravel, being washed for centuries, is free from soil, the only thing or it is sand nnd all but twenty-five per cent, of this Is washed off after it is taken from tho river. The first ot this new bal last Is being used on the Yazoo & Valley lino. It. is clear and clean as a crystal, and must ever be dust less. The Illinois Central will ex tend tho new-found ballast over all linos of the system, giving it an easy riding, and at the same time a Uust less roadbed. Buffalo Courier, Public Roads in Alabama. In 1!0I there were "iO.OSiI miles of pnliHo road In the State of Alabama. Of this mileage. 1if.'i mile were surfaced with gravel, itli'.'.ii miles with sldiie. fifty mill's with shells, twelve miles with samlehiy mixtures, and four miles with chert and slag, making In nil ITL'O miles of Improved road. It will bo seen from these figures that 3.4 per eeiif. of the roads has been Im proved. l.v comparing the total road mileage with the area of the State, It appears that there was i'.!)7 of a mile of public road per xqimrc mile of area. A comparison of mileage with popula tion shows that there was one mile of road to every thirty-six Inhabitants, l ut only one ir.He of improved road to every JOCo inhabitants. Home and Farm. Oil in M:iUiii;- Roads. The use of oil In r.iad l.t.-iU 1 lit; wns tried v. ilU soi.:i. success in experiments at Jackson, Tenn. The best results were obtained with heavy, natural oils, which were applied while hot, being heated on tho cart by steam, using about one-third gallon per square yard. 'I'll'.) road material anil the oil formed a mixture bomcthliig like concrete, v. jich produced little dust, nnd proved quite desirable, also reducing the noise of traltlc. The coating Is ubout one eighth thick. The experiments, being very recent, are not yet regarded as complete with regard to the lusting effect of tho oil. Polish Women's Perfect Feet. Polish won.en ore renowned for their boauty, tor the perfection ot tliolr hunds and the smallnosa of their feet. They place the fineness of tho hands above all charms. "I regard my hands, not my faco," said ouo, and It Is reported iu Warsaw that tho Vienna, shondeaiers keep coparato case of shoes for the deli cate feet ot their Polish customers. The world's uavles number 2201 reg ie U. WHOLE FAMILY AT fiCTtOOJj Kansas 8lato Senator nnd III Wife Taking University Cotirw. When the University of Kansas closed Its doors for the summer va cation this week all the members of the family of State Senator C. I, Martin, of Fort Scott, including Mr. Martin himself, were freed from their books. It Is somewhat unusual for a man of middle age to go to school, but It Is more so for a man to go and take his family with him, and this is what Senator Martin did. Senator Martin is a Junior In the law department of the university, and his wife is also a student in the law department. Their only child, Miss Lilian Martin, attends public school In Lawrence. Before becoming a student in the university, Mr. Martin was a farm hand, a country school teacher, a Major In the army of the Philip pines, a clerk of tho district court of Bourbon County and Is at present State Senator from that county. De ciding that a knowledge ot the law would be of benefit to him, he came to Lawrence and entered the uni versity, and his fellow Btudents quickly made him president ot tho class. He was also president of the Republican club of the university. Sonator Martin found time, in ad dition to all his other duties, to take an active part in every phase of col lege life and enters into the spirit of the university with as much zeal as the youngest freshman. When Mrs. Martin came to Law rence with her husband she had no Intention of entering school, but the sight of so many others at their books determined her to study also. She" is a graduate of the State Nor mal School in Fort Scott and taught school for several years before her marriage. Lawrence correspondence Kansas City Star. WORDS OF WISDOM. There would hardly ever be an old maid if she was asked. When a man goes fishing it's a sign he Is on no swear-off. You can get along with most any body unless he is a relative. It's queer how the fun goes out o! kissing a girl that wants you to. It would be lots easier to be good if you had been brought up not to. An unpleasantness In your own family is a scandal in anybody else'a. It's very unlucky to propose to a girl unless you want her to accept you. If a girl is awful nice to a man it's a sign she doesn't care very much about him. Wonder if a baseball umpire keeps the same stiff upper Up In an argu ment at home? A m-n would have a lot more friends if they were sure he would never need them. It's awful careless to marry a rich wife without making Bure before hand she has got it. The high finance fellows have done a heap to make politics look like a respectable business. If you buy a house the taxes go up; if you sell it there is a real estate boom right after you do it. This In such a nice world that when you get well acquainted with it you stop worrying about the next. A man could afford to smoke five cent cigars Instead of a pipe if his sons could get along on ten-cent ones. The reason unmarried uncles are so fond of their little nephews Is they don't havo to be every day in the week. The worst about trying to cut down expenses is that it you can use less ice it's because it's bo cedd you must use more coal. One of the thing3 a girl likes about a dance is she has a good ex cuse for having her breakfast in bed the next morning. After a girl has broken her heart five or six times over a man her parents won't let her marry, they don't worry so much about whether sne will die from it. When a woman sneaks her hus band's only decent necktie out for their son to wear she realizes she is not acting fairly, but she knows she is being a good mother. From "Re flections of a Bachelor," in the New Vork Press. A Great Herd of Caribou. From figures and facts given me by Mr. H. T. Munn, Brandon, Manitoba, I reckon that In tho three weeks fol lowing July 2i. 1892, ho saw at Ar tillery Lake (latitude 62 degrees, longitude 112 degrees) not leas than 2,000,000 caribou traveling south ward, and yet he calls this merely the advance guard of the great herd. Colonel Jones (Buffalo Jones) who saw the herd In October, at Clinton Golden, has given me personally a description that furnishes the basis for rii interesting calculation ot tlief numbers. "I stood," he says, "on a hill he middle of the passing throng. . could seo ten miles each way and k was ono army of caribou. How much further they spread I do kuow. Sometimes they were bunched so that a hundred were on a space one hundred feet square, but often there would be open Epaces equally largo without any. I should think thut thoy averaged at least ouo hun dred caribou to tho acre." From "The Caribou and His Kindred," by 'wieai Thompson Seton iu Scrlbner's. On the Grain. Let us all protest tgalnst laying flooring in public places on the grain; that is, longitudinally. Take, toy instance, some of tho ferry houses and bridges. The other day I saw a man run a splinter into his toot. Possibly his sole was holey. He walked off the boat In a hurry anfl s he ascended the bridge, the tide being low, he picked up the silver. It penctrtted several Inches, and we thoutht he would have lockjaw. If tho flooring fer laid transversely this danger would he avoided. New j York Press. household jVgattcr A Novel Sandwich. If a novel sandwich is wanted, butter alternate slices of brown and white bread and pile them one above the other Into a loaf. Cut the new. loaf across the slices, butter them and pile them so that when the sec ond loaf Is cut the slices will be In white and brown blocKs. Press the slices very closely together before cutting at all. Chocolate Chips. Put a pound of granulated sugar, a cup of water and one teaspoontul cream fartar over the fire and boll without stirring until it will come to the hard crack when tested In cold water. Take from the fire, add a' teaspoontul of vanilla, and turn out Into a pan on a buttered marble slb. When it is nearly cold turn in the edges, and with a glass or wooden roller roll out quickly until it is flat and thin. If you use a wooden roller, scatter a little powdered sugar over the chocolate. Cut Into strips two inches long and one Inch wide and dip in melted chocolate In ta blespoons with three-fourths of a cup of sifted flour. They must be cut in as lightly as possible with lit tle stirring. Drop in teaspoonfuls In the buttered paper. Sprinkle pow dered sugar over them and bake about fifteen minutes in a slow oven- Omelet to Snuffle. Beat the whites of six eggs until they stand alone, and the yolks until lemon colored and thick. Add to the yolks two tablespoonfuls pulverized sugar and a little lemon juice, beat ing well together. Fold in the whites. Put a small piece of butter In tho frying pan, which should be smooth and absolutely clean. Let It melt ov:r a Blow fire, then add the omelette, taking great care that it does not burn. When "set" lift carefully to the oven, strew the top with powdered sugar and glaze. Or heap the omelette by the spoonful Into a buttered pan or Into Individ ual buttered paper cases, dust with powdered sugar and bake In a moder ate oven to golden brown. Twelve minutes will bo required for the bak ing, and it must be served at once before it falls. The French frequent ly flavor with orange flower water instead of lemon. Oxtail Vie. Buy two large oxtails, wash well and boil slowly In plenty of water to cover for about five hours. It the water boils away add more. Set away In the same kettle over night. The next day, skin the tails, remove the bones and return the flesh to the saucepan. Reheat and season with Bait, pepper and any spice desired. The little spice bags that come all ready for seasoning soups and grav ies are a great boon to housewives who are not sure of their ability to make the proper combinations. It the gravy is too stiff, add a little water. Cook until well blended and seasoned. Take out the meat again, and arrange in a baking dish, a layer of meat, then a layer of oys ters, seasoned, about half a pint. Now slice two hard-boiled eggs, ar range on top of the oysters, and on top the rest of tho meat. Pour in the gravy, cover with a good crust and bake in a hot oven. QIN.TS FOR, THE, 'flOUSEKEEPERi. Paint that has dried on window glass may be removed with hot vine gar. Carrots and turnips will keep for weeks, it not months, it placed In layers in a box of sand. To remove tne odor of onions from the hands after one has been handling them try rubbing them with a stalk of celery. For polishing windows and mirrors there is nothing that does the work quite so well as now-spaper, owing, it is said, to some quality of tho print er's ink. It water bottles are Btalned and discolored, put Into them some vine gar to which salt bus been added. Let it stand for a few hours, and then Bhaks well. i -: the invigorating and strength ening salt rub goal: a large Turkish towel overnight In a strong salt so lution, and rub the body well after the morning bath. It Is a L'ood tiling to know that if nuts grow dry and tasteless from being kept for soma ttm? they may lie wonderfully freshened by soaking them In lukewar i water. if oilcloth bus become shabby' put a little glue n one pint of water, dip a piece of flannel in It nnd go over the oilcloth with it. When dry, the appearance of tho ''. th will be much improved. A tablesnoonf ul of olive oil taken three times a day, it Is claimed, will banish a headache, cure Indigestion and ma'.:e a thin person stout. If a pine ut salt Is added Is will be more palatable. A most useful article with which to scale fish is tho ordinary curry comb. Grasp the fish by the mouth by a protected finger, and the opera tion, pursued from tall to head, will be found very practical. Silk that has boen stained with mud may usually be cleaned by rub bing well with a piece ot flannel. It the stain will not come out try rubbing with a piece of liueu that has been dipped In alcohol. Silver may be kept bright without constant cleaning in' the following way; Dissolve a handful of borax In a dishpan ot hot water with a little soap, put In the silver, and let It stand for two hours. Tnen pour off the water, rluse with clear ' cold miter, and dry with a soft cloth.