OLD TIME- COINC HOME. We hM that the days were evil, We felt that they might be few, For low wai our fortune s level, And heavy the winters grew; But one who had no possession Lokked up to the ssure dome, And laid, in hie simple fashion, Dear friends, we are going home! This world is the same dull market That wearied its earliest sage; The times to the wise are dark yet, But so hath been many an age. And rich grow the toiling nations, And red grow the battle spears, And dreary with desolations Boll onward the laden years. What need of the changeless story Which time hath so often told, The spectre that follows glory. The canken that comes with gold That wisdom and strength, and honor Must fade like the far sea foam, And death is the only winner? But, friends, we are going home! The homes we had honed to rest in Were open to sin and strife, The dreams that our youth wns blest in Were not for the wear of life; For care can darken the cottage. As well as the palace hearth, And birthrights are sold for pottage, But never redeemed on earth. The springs have gone by in sorrow, The summers were grieved away, And ever ve feared to-morrow, And ever we blamed to-day. In depths which the searcher sounded, On hills which the high heart clonib, Have trouble s and toil abounded But, friends, we are going home! Our faith was the bravest builder But found not a stone of trust Our love was the fairest gilder, But lavished its wealth on dust. And tin., hath the fabric shaken. And foriune the clay hath shown. For much they have changed and taken, But nothing that was our own. The light that to us made baser The pat1! which so many choose, The gifts there was found no place for, The riches we could not use; The l.;art that when life was wintry Found summer in strain and tome, With those to our kin and country Dear frrends, we are going home! Frances Brown. By JtOK, HERE was Intense exelte Jf j mcnt within the palace Q I 0 when the young Princess f JH Darella defied her parents TFf and flatly refused to wed the husoand who had been provided for lier. They persuaded and scolded her in turn; they talked of his wealth, bis position and his blue blood, but they dared not mention his face, for In their hearts they knew ho was hide ous to look upon he was old and wrinkled, with hardly a tooth left In bis head. The Princess was quite determined, however, so she merely shook her head In reply to their appeals. At last the King completely lost his temper. "In sooth." he crlad, "you are no daughter of mine. Never has such wilfulness been known in my family before. I chose a worthy, kind hearted man who is fit for you to marry, and fou scorn him. For shame!" "Ho shall never be my husband," de clared ihe obstinate Princess. "I shall know the man I am going to marry directly I meet him," she added. "What do you mean?" demnnded the King ludigt antly. "Last night when I was asleep," said the Princess, "a handsome young Prince came to me in my dreams, and he was, oh, so fair to look upon! He was tall and straight and young, albeit that his h.-.lr was tinged with gray. And if 1 wait fifty, sixty or seventy years, I shall be content if he claims me at the end ct that time. But me thinks an evil spell lies heavily upon blm, otherwise he would come for ward uow." Then tho King grew simply infuri ated with his duughter. He stormed and raved at her, and at last, as a punishment for her disobedience, he condemned her to live all alone on a little Island that could just be dis cerned from the roof of the palace. But the Princess Darella mude no objections. When the time came for her to leave her home she stepped In to the boat quite willingly. She chatted Bayly to tho crew as they bore her out to sea, and she gazed undauntedly at the littlo island on which she would probably be starved to d?atb. When thoy left her on the beach, with her bundlo of things lying at her foet, shj still seemed quite content with her fate, and she waved her handkerchief to the boat as long as she could see it. The first thing Darella did was to wander round the island In search of a nice dry cave to llvo in; and when Bhe bad found It she spread her few be longings about, and tried to make it look as comfortable and homelike as possible, and then, of course, sho felt hungry. When she set out to gather herself some fruit and some berries to eat she was surprised to . find that somebody had already placed a pile of delicious fruit in readiness for her. "This is very nice," said the Prin cess, us she dug her little white teeth Into a Juicy pear. "I wonder who has been good enough to do this for me. I think I shall be very happy here." And so she was. Although she never met any human being upon the island. 11 her wants- were attended to In a "just marvelous manner. A little heap of fruit was always placed outsldo tho door of her cave eyery morning be fore she awoke, and when she went out for her dully walk round the Island the Mvo wai swept and tldlod before she returned. But one n!ght, as she slept, she heard voice crying out loudly to her to "Oh, what Is it?" cried tin frliriif. ned Princess, leaping off ber couch "in runnlna from th rav n..f t,a ?'"'a eo "othlug, except one large bat 2l '"-cling over her bend, una talk WP" e"0UC,, tbat t,BU fould vlLUt.Cn'" tali thw mysterious voice, s .,a,her hut lven bU anctlon to PlOt that lllS linon .nnrla ... t promise to give bag of gold WOSTES LEGEND OF THE RED ROSE. One day within a garden fair Love found a maiden sleeping; June sunbeams tangled in her hair; The sentry lilies keeping With rival purity and grace Their ioving watch above her; While o'er the happy dream --r's face The whispering zephv-i hover. Love ti-ed an arrow w.th a kiss And sent it passion-la. 'n, With cunning hands thrt could not mtss, To wake the sleeping maiden. It nierced her heart, sue woke and smiled, With glances sweet and tender; It mrde a woman of ..e child: Love'j morning dawned i- splendor. She felt the arrow in her breast, Hhe s.v.v love's empty nuive-. The slender shaft she deeper pressed And smiled upon the giver. Love beckoned her, she rose "ith pride, To fly with her bold wooer; lie pledged her she should be bis bride, No lover would be truer. A voire i.voke the dreamy air, A feeble father sought her; She turned from love in deep despair, To prove a faithful daughter. "O come," crivd love, "thy life shall be Kncrowned with joy and beauty;" "Tnka up thy cross and follow me, Commanded stern-eyed duty. She wrenched the arrow from her breast, Her heart clung to it broken; She laid them at bis feet and blessed Her first and last love token. A glory shone within her eyes. She clasped the hand of duty; Heaven saw the noble sacrifice ' And filled her soul with beauty. Love took his silver how a. id madt A grave; then, softly weeping, In it her .heart and arrow laid And left them ,n time's keeping. The lilies, bending o'er the mound. Mourned for the heart tl.ev cherished; And when the brov ; leave: strewed tho gr and. Upon its rave they perished. The wind grew hoarse and ceased to shriek Among the barren bowers; The sunbeams kissed dame nature's cheek, Her b'.v.sh:s bloomed in flowers. One on v.non the moss-grown mound, The garden air perfuming. With tiny arrowheads set round. They jound love's red roue blooming. MY' H'tlton. to the Prince jrho first reaches this island to-night. A few hours ago a fleet of boats left his palace and set sail for here. Each boat contains a Prince and several trusty men, and they are now racing, one against the other, to see who shall arrive first What do you wish to do? Shall the Princes land and claim you for thelc bride, or shall wc defend our island against them all? But the Princess Darella was so be wlldered that she could do nothing but cry. "I don't like talking to a voice with out an owner," sho sobbed plaintively. "It gives me the creeps." "I am very sorry," was the reply, "for I am afraid it cannot be altered, I have not the power to appear be fore you Ju my own shape yet. At present I am disguised as a bat, and if you will look up steadily you will be able to see me flying about.'! So the Princess glanced up and saw the bat darting in and out of the trees, and it comforted her. Sho felt quite willing to stay with him. for he had such a nice voice. "I think," she said, after a few min utes' consideration, "that I would pre fer to remain on this island. I am very happy here, and I shall be more so now that I have found somebody who can talk to me. You see, I don't wish to marry unless I meet my Dream Prince, and there really seems to be no chance of that. But can you defend the island?" "Certainly I can " replied the vole eagerly. "But you must help me, too." "Yes, I will," said Darella nromntly. "if you will tell me what to do." I want you to sit upon that hlch piece of rock," explalnod the voice, "and comb your hair until the fight is over. I will go down to the water's edge with my men and try to prevent me rnncess lumling." "With your men?" echoed the Prin cess. ."Have you an army here?" "Wen, not exactly that," replied the voice, in a rather hesitating manner. "But many of my companions are held by the same spell that I myself am, and I know they will do their best to aid me if I ask them. But I must be going. Look out to sea, and you will be able to watch the bonts as they ap proach our shore. Now. begin to comb your tresses, and do not cease until I return to you." So Darella clambered up ou the rock and after she unbralded her lovely golden hair she commenced to comb It. But every time she drew the sil ver comb through, It came out in such haudfuls that soon she thought she would become bald. The wind caught her beautiful curls as they fluttered from her head, and blew them toward the sea, but tho Prlneess had no idea what they were being used for. In the distance she could heur the men shouting loudly, and, though she grow very nervous, she never ceased her combing; the more anxious she be came, the more vigorously she went ou with her tnsk. In the meantime the bat that bad talked so long to Darella was flying round the Island arousing hundreds of other bats. At the sound of bis voice they all gathered n round him In a dense gray cloud, nud hastened down to tba water's edge just as the occu pants of the boat? were prepared to laud. But the moment the men placed their feet upon the beach the bats hurled themselves in their faces and beat them back. Again and again the men struggled forward, but they could not advance at all. For not only had they to fight against these vicious lit tle creatures, but they could feel at the same time something twining rouud their legs Ond holding them back. They did not know that It was the goldoji locks of the Princess Da rella that impeded their progress so much, for when the wind rushed away t with her silken tresses it bad orders to twist thi-u Uout tin enemy and hinder them as much ns possible. One by one the men were beaten bnck to their boats until, worn out by strug gling and completely defeated by tho bats, they decided to return to the palace and leave the Trlncess to her fnte. When the lints saw they were vic torious, they fell Into line behind their lender, and In flits order thoy sudden ly appeared before the maiden. She jumped to her feet with four as she saw thot hundreds of these littlo crea tures surrounded her. but in n min ute the voice she knew spoke to her telling her not to be nfrnlit. , The Princess advanced a few steps and held out her bunds gratefully. "Dear little bats, I thnnk you," she said kindly. "It Is very good of you to hnve fought so bravely for mo, and I wish that I could Rhow yon some return'." "You can! You can!" they cried, be coming almost mad with excitement. "Tell me how." cried Davolln eagerly "I will do anything for you." "Let us each kiss your hand," they entreated. "Then wo shall be ablo tc resnme our natural forms." So. although the Princess did not like it at all, she held nut her hands and nllowed ench bat to caress them. The bats thnt kissed her right hand Instantly beenme men, while her left hand wns the means of restoring the women to their original shapes. The Princess wns overjoyed nt the changes that she saw around her, but after looking about her eagerly her fuce sud denly grew verj sad. "Are there no more of you?" she nsked. "Where la the bat thnt helped me to-dny?" Immediately she felt a soft touch upon her hair, but before she had time to object, a handsome figure, with gray hair, stood before her. With a little cry of Joy the Princess Darella throw herself Into his arms." "My Drenm Prince!" she said de lightedly. "I always said we should meet Rome day. How glad I am thnt I remained true to you, although I saw you only In my dreams!" So the Princess married the Drenm Frince, who proved to bo the King of the Island, and a very wealthy one, too. He and his companions lmd been turned into bats ns a punishment fot tensing some fairies, and tho spell could only be removed In the wny I have just described. Cussell's Little Folks. Man's Inhumanity to Uora. They were coming down town on a street car when, looking out of the window, they saw a tragic sight. A boy with rivers of tears streaming down his fnce wns trying to lead home a fine, ltirse Scotch collie, evidently poisoned, for it foil over nt almost every step. "When I was a boy." said one of the men on the car, "I had a kitten which I had taught to perform many little tricks. I dearly loved this cat and It reciprocated this affection. It wns one of the family, so intelligent hud it become. One day a neighbor, seeing my cat in his barn, killed It with a hoe. 'As I stood weeping be fore him he Inuglud at me and gruff ly told me it would teach me to keer. my cats at home. "Thnt night I lay sobbing on my pil low and could not sleep. At midnight I rose and revisited the scene of the tragedy. The man who lmd ruthlessly murdered my innocent kitten hud a beautiful garden which ho was devel oping with loving enro. I took out my big Barlow penknife and set to work. Everything I could no) pull up by the roots I clipper, off Grape vines and currant bushes were stricken. Not one living thing re mained in the .garden whon I was through. The havoc was complete. Then I returned to bed and this time sleep came. I was so tired. In the morning my mother called me. but 1 slept until nearly noon. When I arose my mother said: 'Bertram, some one has ruined Mr. Blank' garden.' Then she eyed me closely. 'Are you sure thut Mr. Blank killed your cat?' 'I saw him do it, and he laughed at me when I cried,' I replied. 'That's all.' snld my mother. No one ever asked me if I did it." Kansas City Time Wit on tlie Husiliigs. Side by side with '.hat happy hust ings retort by a candidate who, when he had received a rotten egg full in the faco, said, as he wiped off its nau seous contents, "Ah, tlia is the sort of argument used ty my opponent; and even that is unsound," might be sot Macauley's hustings retort to the follow who thus apologized for having struck him full in the face with a dead cat, "I'm very sorry, sir; I meant it for tho man behlud you." "I wish to God, sir, you had meant it for me and hit the mnn behlud me," retorted Macau ley, with a tubtle scorn which, I fear, was lost on the rough. Exquisitely courteous was Thackeray's rejoinder to tho hope expressed by his Oxford opponent, "May the best man win." "Oh, I sincerely hope not," replied Thackeray, with a complimentary bow and smile. In contrast to this retort courteous might be set the following passage of arms between two candi dates for the University of Dublin. One of them, a civil list pensioner, said of the speech of his opponent thnt "It betrayed the vulgarity of his char acter, which not even a university ed ucatlon could refine." Whereupon the other retorted that "It was a great pity that, when the gentleman had j corruptly secured a pension or t.iixni a year, be bad not had his tongue put at the same time ou the Civil Llst." T. P.'s Weekly. A Sara Sign. Fred Schwartz, of this city, managet of a theatrical company now touring in Florida, occasionally tells of some ?ueer experiences in bis letters tc rlends here. Last week in a small town he was met by a messenger boy with two telegrams. The lad volun teered the information that the show would have a big house that night. "Why do you think so?" inquired Mr. Schwartz. "Because," replied the boy, "everybody in town has been getting j shaved to-day, and that's a sure sign." That night, when a red beaded boy was about to leave tho theatre between the acts, Mr. Schwartz offered bin) a return check. "Oh, I don't need one of tuem." said the boy. "You'll be sure to remember me. I'm the only red bended boy In town."-Philadelphia lie cm d. Fcrtuno Tellers As Crooks Methods They Have Employed to Got Money From Trust ing Victims. 7 7 X7 tOsV F the fortune teller told for jf sa X tunes merely, be might be O T O regarded as a compare tlvely harmless individual, t0T simply possessing himself by trickery of the shillings and sovereigns of foots. He is, how ever, generally n suggester of crime and a blackmailer, snys London An swers. In that description I include the ladles with the gentlemen who practice the art There are as many women practlcers of these evil meth ods as there are men, and a vastly greater number of their victims are ladles. In 1808 a woman was convicted Of having stolen Jewels worth 800 be longing to her mistress, a Liverpool lady. The prisoner had been a lady's maid for four years. Sho was young only twenty-three, intelligent, honest. In the Easter of '08 sho accompanied her mistress to Eastbourne, where, at one of the chief hotels, the girl met a woman with whom she beenme friend ly. The stranger narrated how she had her fortune told by a marvellous woman, and the maid naturally longed to have a peep into her future. She accordingly went to the fortune teller, being introduced by her companion. This woman was a mere accomplice of the "seer," sharing the profits of the business, and living at the hotel in order to meet victims. The maid, after her conviction, and while working her sentence, confessed all, and gave an account of whut took place at the In terview. The seer had subtly sug gested the robbery to her, had hinted that it would be successful, and had pointed out that the money which might be realized through it was sorely needed if tho girl was to make certain of the affections of the young fellow in love with her, who, the fortune teller stated, was wavering beneath the temptation of a marriage with another girl who was better off, but who would make him miserable. The maid fell into the trap laid for her. She stole the Jewels and was quickly discovered. The suggestion of crime or indiscre tion for the purpose of subsequent blackmail is part of the business of most fortune tellers. The chief epi demics of secret poisoning by women hnve almost invariably been found to hnve their origin in the foul den of the pretended seer male or female. In a case which came before one of the law courts some time ago the meth ods of the fashionable fortune telling preyer were revealed in a startling fushion. A gentleman of very consid erable wealth, his young ond pretty wife and her maid were stuylng nt Mentone. Among the persons they met at the hotel wns a very delight ful lady, who, by the fascination of her manner and elegance of her cos tume, quickly won tho admiration of tlie young wife. They decided to visit a palmist in the town. 'The delightful stranger, an accom plice of the fortune teller, had, of course, instructed him In all the Infor mation he required respecting tho vic tim before the mooting. "You are married," he told tho lady, "and are moderately happy. Y'our husband has faults" the victim had confided them to her lady friend in the course of many chats "more faults than you know. You might hnve mar ried better. There Is a gentleman here now rich, titled, prepossessing in ev ery wny who loves you passionately. He Is related to a royal family." The young lady was startled, flat tered and curious, but more tho swin dler pretended he could not tell her then, and the lady and her companion left him. She was naturally excited to know who tho royal person might be. Her companion undertook to try what she could do to drag from the fortune teller further particulars. In a few days she brought the news thnt the prince had dark brown hair, was fond of dancing, and would be at a masked ball to be held a night or two later. So much the seer had dis covered, but ho would my no more thun that if tho lady went to the ball tho prince would doubtless see her and reveal himself. The temptation to leiirn who he really was was too great to be resisted. , It was a trap to enable the fortune teller to blackmail the young wife af terward, and the vllllnny was only dis covered when tho lady was proceeded ngalnst by a money lender for sums borrowed to satisfy the bloodsuckers, wheu at last sho confessed her foolish tiess to ber husband. The system of employing as decoys fnscluating nnd well dressed women, who take their places at the best ho tels ns visitors and insinuate them selves into the confidence of ladles whom it is deemed worth victimizing, is a comparatively modern develop ment In tho art of blackmailing. The idea thnt tho fortune teller Is a vulgar fraud is altogether wrong. No swindler Is possessed of greater ability and unscrupulousness. The- scoundrel De Tourvllle, who murdered two of his wives for money, hail recourso to foriune tellers to per suade tho ladles whom he bad marked for his victims to accept him. In both cases the ladles had large fortunes. Having ascertained their wealth and other particulars, he laid a plan by which each ludy was persuaded to con- I suit, a fortune teller, who gave her such a description of De Tourvllle as her future husband, and as the only man with whom she had a chance of happiness. Lacenaire, the assassin, said be bad known for years . thut be should be guillotined, as it had been foretold by a fortune teller. The man be consulted was a palmist, and, examining La ceualre's band, he suddenly exclaimed: . "Did you kill the man you wished to Cm?" "No, no!" shrieked Lecenatre, too hor rified to withdraw his band. "You did!" declared the fortune teller. "You will die on the sea Cold." And Lecenalre, who "believed In nothing," believed blm. What wonder men ana womeui or ordinary cre dulity, startled br the rtvelsckm of sofne tecret thus dererly seized hold of, believes that the seer possesses miraculous powers, both as regards the past nnd the future. Sir George Airy, the great astron omer royal, once stated that it was by no means an uncommon occurrence for them to receive letters at Greenwich Observatory from people asking what tho fees would be for horoscopes which would show them what the future had In store. When they were Informed that casting horoscopes was no part of an astronomer royal's duties they semeed to lose all respect for the office. When he informed them, besides, that horoscopes were nonsense, thoy won dered bow such a simpleton had man aged to obtain such a position. BIRTHDAY GIFTS TO ROYALTY Oddities or Soma Rtilm of Varlons Countries. Tpon occasions of royal birthdays nnd other anniversaries, sovereigns sometimes exchange unlquo presents. King Carlos of Portugal, an artist of considerable ability, usually sendrf his paintings are gifts. Oue recently presented to the King of Italy is so executed that in oue position it repre sents a sunrise at sea, but. If turned around, becomes a sunset on a plain. Upon her Inst birthday the Emperor of Germany presented the Empress with a music box that played all his own compositions. Each of his sons has an automatic model of a Prussian soldier that goes through all the move ments of the infantry drill, and even fires blank cartridges from hla rifle. The King of Spuln lias a number of wax models of himself that open nnd close their eyes. Within each is a little phonograph that cries "Long live Spain." Alfonso takes great delight In sending these to friends among the royal families of Europe. Not long since the Sultan of Turkey presented a German prince with four splendid white Arabian horses and a groom who could speak only Turkish. The horses were very acceptable, but the groom gave much trouble and was finally shipped back to his own coun try. When President Loubet presented a handsome typewriting machine, fitted with the Terslan alphabet, to tho Shah of Tersla, that suspicious monarch fenred it contained nn evil spirit nnd had it thoroughly boiled. Nothing pleased Frederick the Great, of Prussia, more than the pres ent of a giant or two to add to his regi ment of tall men. Upon his birthday he usnully received from his brother sovereigns a number of recruits for bin regiment of stalwarts. King Philip IV. of Spain collected dwarfs, and many diminutive speci mens of humanity were sent him upon his birthdays. An English king once sent the Em press Catherine of Kusslu a six-legged cnlf, while an artist without arms, but who painted rcmnricably well with his feet, was presented to a King of Sax ony by a Grand L uke of Baden. A Joko on a Poittrss. One evening at dinner Jean Inge'.ow confessed "that though she had. often written poems about nightingales, she had never heard one sing. Every ci:e commented on this ns extraordinary, and we agreed that a poetess' imagina tion was a mnrvellous gift, but we de termined that not another night should pnss without remedying this grievlous omission. It wns in May, and about 0 o'clock we led forth Miss Ingt'!ov to tho lime avenue, where tho nlght Ingnles were singing in scores we nil held our breath to listen ns one nfter another, far and nrnr, broke into song. Presently Miss Ingclow asked, anxious ly: . "Well, are they singing yet? I don't War anything!" In transpired that being n Londoner, and uncertain of unknown shrubberies on a chilly spring evening, she hud defied drauchts by tho simple expedient of putting cotton-wool in her enrs before ventur ing out! nt least sue snld it wns on account of draughts, but I thought nt tho time, and still think, that her de termination to be betrayed into nnth- ing thnt could savour of sentlmentnllsm hud something to do with It! How- j ever, she never minded being chnfied iibout It, nnd enjoyed the Joke ns much r.s any of us. G. B. Stuart, In Llpplu- cott's Magazine. Rolls tha Fishers' Pointers. The failure of the sardine flshnry U not the only disaster which lias this vear bpfallen the Breton fishermen. The gulls nnd other sea birds are also vanishing from the const. This In tensifies the calamity, because they nro valuable auxiliaries to the fisher man. They are to him what the pointer is to the sportsman. Where the shoals of sardines are there do tho sea gulls gather in flocks, nnd the fishing bonts In the senson follow their move ments with a confidence thnt is neve betrayed. But people with cheap shooting licenses have of late years wrought such havoc among these birds that they are deserting the coast, and Brlttnny feels her misery becoming more thnn eoniplotc. Petitions are be ing signed in the province praying for legislative prohibition f such useless slaughter. London Glebe. Hate For it hhort IHstwnue, A young mnn who Is blessed, with a .Scotch kinsman i.eed never fear that ho will be allowed to hold too high an opinion of himself. "What do 'you think of my project to study luw?" naked young Wltherby of his great-uncle, Hobert Donaldson, a person whom lie was desirous to pro pitiate. "I should call It a vera harmless amusemeut," said Mr. Donaldson, dry ly, after a comprehensive survey of the young man's fatuous face and gay at tire, "if not carried too far." An Ancient Steam Mao. There are a host of authorities on hydraulics and mechanics that could be quoted to support the assertion that the steam engine is not a modern in vention. Carplnl In tlie account of bit travels, A. D. 1826, describes a species of aeophlle, or steam, engine made In the form of a man. This contrivance was filled with "Inflammable liquid" (probably petroleum) and made to do terrible work In the battles between the Mongols and the troop of Fres ter John. , Japan admits that the war cost It S676.O0O.OOa True Stories of the Old Days. By OR1N BELKNAP. N early days In Michigan a stray dog came to my father's house, and ns he appeared to be intelligent and a fine looking animal my father promptly took blm In. 'Coon hunting being one of my rathcr's favorite sports, which a young man named Bacon shared en thusiastically with him. a few evenings Inter they started out to try tho new dog. A fulf moon shed a mild radiance over the forest and enabled them to note the actions of the dog, and in a very short time he had an animal of some kind up a big treo which stood alone In an opening In the woods, and as Bacon was a famous climber, tip the tree he went and soon made out the dark figure among the limits above blm, but as he approached the creature it climbed higher and higher until, at the very top, it turned and greeted its pursuer with a deep warning growl. Dan stopped climbing, and in a tone of voice which trembled in spite of hlmseif, ho called out: "It is a wildcat, Mr. Belknap." "Well, cut a club and knock him off," replied my father. Cutting and trimming a lim'; of tho tree to mako a suitable weapon, Dan slowly crawled up toward the brute, which finally took refuge in tlie top most tuft of branches, and slowly and carefully rnislng the club above the limbs above his head, where ho could hnve full sweep for tho blow, he struck with all hi3 might, and never touched him. Itight out into the air the cat sprang as It saw the club coming, nnd so pow erful was Its jump that the limbs of tho tree were cleared entirely, and with a resounding tnump it struck the ground at quite a distance from the foot of tho tree, and to my father's amazement sprang to iti; feet and ran like a blue streak for another tree. Tho .og happened to be nt the other side of the tree, nnd tha cat was en abled to get quite a start in its new race, but so swift was tin dog's pursuit that the cnt wns overtaken ere the tree wns reached, when, whirling suddenly, tho brute sat up nnd with open paws outstretched waited the onset. Know ing nothing of the dog'j fighting quali ties my father Instantly concluded to let him entirely alone nnd note the re sult. Coming with a rush, and bark ing furiously, the dog dushed almost into the cat's face, but stopping Just short of the cat's grf.sp, as its paws snapped together like the jaws of a steel trap, backed away a few steps and repeated the threatening maneu ver. Again the cot's paws snapped to gether Just in front of tho dog's nose. Again and again war: this repeated until the cat appeared to think that the dog was not really In earnest and omitted to slap its Jaws together. Again the dog backed away, and this time tho Jump wna in earnest. Once Inside the guurd of the wildcat be seized it across the chest, nnd that cat wfas dead in ten seconds, nnd thnt dog could not then have been boi ght for money. In long days ago, in Western Iowa, my old friend Jim Files found a stray dog at bis door one morning, and as he was what Jim called "sech an ornery lookin' brute," Jim deliberated quite a while before finally accepting him. It was in the fall of the year, and as Jim went 'or his cows down In the bot tom laud below tho house, the dog fol lowed at his heels, and reaching the edge of what had been a shallow pond in the spring, a small rattlesnake colled suddenly in front of them, in a dried up pit where a cow bad some time stepped in the mud, leaving a de pression five or six Inches deep. Its coil was completely hidden, leaving the head and a few Inches of tho neck raised theateningly above the surface, while it rattled a warning defiance agalust all comers. The dog sprang forward to attack, and .though it was apparent that the snake had every advantage, Jim stood quietly watching, as he afterwards said. "Jest to see what tho littlo cuss would do." Approaching within a few feet the dog stopped, and cocking his small head to one side for a moment, studied the problem. Walking slowly around he now circled tho snake, Just beyond bis reach, but so close as to engage 11 the reptile's attention, and as It strove to bo in continuous readiness for tho dog's attack, and as round and round the dog continued to walk, in a short time the snake seemed to grow dizzy, and its head begun to wobblo from side to side, wheu, quick as a flash, the dog jumped hi aud Inserting a paw into the hole ..v.r.g the rattle snake into the air, catching him in his mouth as he came down, shooic him to death without receiving a scratch. At another time Jim was the owner of two dogs. One was of medium size, active and ferocious, and a good hunt or, and the other a great overgrown good nu hired brute, could hardly be mado to lay hold of anything. When ever be could be induced to seize hold of another animal he i.hvays shut his eyes first a 3 he took hold and kept them tightly shut until he let go. Jim wns hunting along the bank of the river one day wit both dugs along, when he saw an otter swimming In the river, and promptly put a rltio ball Into blm, almlug at the bead. The otter was hard bit, and though It struggled and swam awkwardly around, it soon became apparent thnt it was trying to swim dowu around a bend of the stream, where a pile of driftwood offered a refuge. The smaller dog was easily sent in to attack tho otter, but though badly wounded the otter could still prevent the dog from swimming with bi n to the bauk, and it begun to look, as though ho would eventually tire the dog out. After much rersuaslou the big do was flually induced to swim In to bis assistance. Swimming up to .he fighting pair the big bruto shut Its eyes tightly, and mado a grab for tho otter, when at that lnstaut, the other dog's head coming in the way, bo selzad bim oy the side of the bead r-nd turning Jits eourto starteu towing the whole outfit ie short Uke a steam propeller. Jim said it was now only a question of the small (log's endurance of the pnln. lie still kept fast old of his heme, but before the bank wns reached the pain became unendurable, when letting go of the otter he turned to fight the big dog loose, and in the con fusion the otter made good his es cape. When my father was a young mnn ha lived In Central Ohio, where a hand ful of settlers were, for n time, quite. Isolated In the big woods. The work of clearing tho heavy forest was very great, and as the first small fields were fenced and planted to corn the pio neers were very much annoyed, by the depredations of black bears, which clambered over the rail fences- lu the night time nnd went for the rousting cars in a style that wos exasperating. Finally a hunt was planned and the half dozen settlers gathered at the cabin of the one whose field was har ried the worst nnd where the benrs entered the field, proceeded to Fit two guns, heavily londed, and wlt' strings attached to the triggers in such n man ner as to hnve tho thieves prove their own executioners. (Jetting everything nrrnnged before nightfall all repaired to the cabin to wntch In silence anil darkness the result of Jielr well laid plan. The guns were tet In different places. one on each side of the little field. Ono was but a small rifle while the other was a tremendous ufair, one of the largest guns ever brought into that part of the country. Both were heavily londed and two big bullets wero rammed down the throat of the larger one. As darkness set In a fine mist began falling, and in a short time tho report of the little gun was heard. The young er members of the group were for rush ing right out Into tho night, and it re quired all the influence of the older hunters to check them, as It was ex plained to them that the falling mist had shrunken the line, and that tlu un was tired In this manner. Quiet was finnllly restored nnd with n lighted lautern In readiness again they waited. Finally, near midnight, tho roar of the big gun filled the silent woods. Hushing out into the night the larger party carrying the lantern ran in the cornfield, while two others ran down the cowpath which circled the little field on the outside. A tre mendous commotion wns heard ninona the cornstalks in front, nnd the little party of excited hunters ran down tlu corn rows in hope, by the old of the lighted lantern, to get a shot at tht bear. The mortally wounded animal, which afterward proved to be a monster in size, ran for the fence to climb ovci into the woods. Outside tho fence the two men could see nothing distinctly, but hearing the riot of smashing corn stalks and excited yells, the one i:i front sprang for the fence to climb over, at the very point where tho tumult seemed culminating, and jit ns he wns reaching for a bund hold ot tho top rail the benr sprang over the fence directly in front of him, nnd tumbling down from the top of tha fence knocked the hunter flat wpo;i his back und fell nil over him, when the stricken brute crawled a short dis tance Into the darkness nnd died. Yells of pnln nnd anguish now roe from the prostrate hunter, so unex pectedly flattened by the fleeing bear. Climbing over the fence the pursuing party now brought the light of tho lantern to bear on his prostrate form. and wero horrified to see that th? poor fellow was covered- with blood and apparently mortnlly hurt. In a faint tone of voice he beggel to be taken to the house, cxpluiuing that the ferocious brute had torn his en trails entirely out of him, aud when tho open bosom of his buckskin hunt ing shirt was openpd more widely, to the horror of his friends out rolled n pile of bloody entrails. The fainting man wns tenderly carried to the house, his clothes removed and body washed und the skin wasn't broken on him. The dying bear, dragging his entrails nfter him, had deposited, part of his bloody burden in the open bosom of tho hunter's shirt, ns tho rails of tho fence had torn them loose. The mor tally wounded hunter recovered qui-.-k y from his hurt, but not for tunny n ';iy from the jeering merriment of b's friends. Forest and Stream. Municipal Thrift. On the way from ono town on C.txj Cod to unother a contributor to ti.e Boston. Transcript came upon a ehar.u- lng house by tho rondslde, which im mediately claimed his attention. It bore u fresh coat ot white pnlnt, which, was well set off by green blinds. There was a smooth piece of lawn in front, a group of tine shnde trees, and ham mocks, plnzza chairs, brilliant sofa pil lows, and all the adjuncts of summer' comfort in luxurious profusion. "Whose place is this?" he demanded of the boy of twelve who accompanied him as guide and advlser-ln-gpiieral. "Thnt there?" suld the boy. "Ob. that's the poorhour ," "The poorhouse!" the man exclaimed. "You seem to have luxurious papuen In the town." "Well, you see," was the explanation, "we hain't got but one, 'n' she's an old woman, 'n' the overseers they board her out with one o' the neighbors 'n' let the poorhouse to some o' them Bos ton folks for the summer, V thut pay her keep." A Protested lilatua, Bombay has Just adopted sturtrtvl time, and tho change hus affected the Indian mind in very curious ways. Tho surrender of thirty -nine mlnutos to Father Time Is made the subject ot protest duly signed by 13,000 people who are afraid of deferred breakfasts.' delayed office hours and demoralized religious periods. It takes an old civil lzatlou to make really important con tributions to the world's fund of hu mor. New York Commerclul. Mrs. Theodoro Nwles, of Bitter Township, Petiu.. has, Just presented her husbnud with No. 17. Tho Government made only live sli ver doll-ji s lu 11)03.