4 FULTON COUNTY NEWS. LOCAL MISCELLANY. Happy New Year ! Learn to write 1903. All the heroes don't draw pen sions. Pepper aud salt are always in season. . Even happiness may become Z monotonous. o A girl may lose her appetite without being in love. The one-legged man buys his shoes at so much a foot Many a man who dresses well is not a credit to his tailor. The man who sets the pace gen erally has a large following. It cannot be said of the mathe matician that he dosen't count. The doctor seldom tries to cure people of the medicine habit. Even the patent medicine man isn't in business for his health. Absence may make the heart grow fonder, but so do presents. Great personages are generally disappointing at a cross range. Take care of the pennies, and k When doctors disagree it gen tly takes an ftutopsy to decide. ou may burn your books, but mylthe smoke will come in vol- whi of tnan may wear a smoking . quep V.thout having clothes to 3'.rn. The average boy outgrows his trousers faster than he does his deviltry. Some people seem to have an idea that he laughs best who laughs the loudest. Wise is the man who takes his troubles in homoeopathic, sugar coated pellets. Many a man dresses more ex- nonciTrolir f.han Via man whntvi he owes money. ' -r a m . a a Liots or opportunities are wast ed because the wrong people get hold of them. According to the lawyer's point of view every man should keep his own counsel. Few men are satisfied with their wealth unless they have more than their neighbors. It is better to depend upon your own strength than upon your enemy's weakness. At any rate, Adam neverhad to buy Christmas presents for a lot of his wife's relatives. In the make-up of some people it is hard to distinguish between ambition and greed. The higher a man climbs up the ladder of success the more people he has to look down upon. We hope that Santa Claus re membered all our patrons with the things they most desired. The fellow who is always wait ing for something to turn up gets used to being turned down. There is surely a reward here after for the man who lives up to his wife's expectation of him. Many a man nas acquired a reputation for popularity simply by keeping his troubles to him self. Some people's idea of philan- throphy is to persuade others to spend their money for the public t. eood.v . Some people are fond of look ing for a needle in haystack, while others are too lazy to even look for a haystack. It never occurs to the man who is always waiting for something to turn up that he might lend a hand at the lever. Some people are never satified, They go South for the winter . when they know very well they " can get twice as much winter right here. Miss Rebecca Gordon of War fordsburg, Pa., killed a hog i rii ,3 Watson C. Lvnch has left Al toona and is now employed at the American House at Hollidays burg. A. W. Tritle of Waynesboro, is spending the holidays with his parents Mr. and Mrs. G. J. Tritle of this placa The Hollidaysburg School Board has increased the pay of the borough teachers ten per cent, to take effect to-day. , Miss Jessie Geinger of Buck Valley, spent Thursday with her I aunt on Water street She is a student at Lock Haven State Nor niaj. Everett Press. " Ell flyman, a Jew, died in the hospital at Toronto, Canada. He livoil by begging and selling uewspapers. $100,000 was found on 1 1 is clothes after death. Hia wifo and child did not know he bad any money, Maynard Sipes of Pittsburg, is visiting his parents, Mr. and Mrs. D. V. Sipes of this place. Mr. James Steak of this place handed us a few flower seeds of a plant that grew for him in four months last summer, twelve feet high and eight inches in diameter near the ground. Walter Smith of Emmaville who had been teaching in Bed ford county, was compelled a few days ago to resign hia work on account of ill health. Dr. William T. Hughes one of Bedford's most prominent physi cians died at the German Hospital Philadelphia on the 21st ult, where he had gone for treatment for appendicitis. SamueJ Bancroft, Jr., of Wil mington, Del, has bought the in terest of his partner, Jessie IJil- les, of Baltimore, in the Bedford Springs property and is now the sole owner of the famous sum mer resort. We are requested to say that the report which seems to have been started by some malicious person that Seth H. Mellott and Eiss Estella C. Mellott who were married lately had parted, is false and that if the talk isn't stopped somebody will get into trouble. Local Inrttitute. The first number on the pro gram at the local institute held at the Road school house in Ayr town ship last Friday evening was a recitation by Meta Fryman and one by Ross Ott, both of which were well rendered. A very interesting discussion on Discipline" was opened by Gilbert Mellott, who impressed the importance of self-reliance, and advised that no pupil be al lowed to recite from the open book; also, that the tetveher should be prepared to hear the class re cite without the teacher having a book in hand. He told the im portance of home training and its beneficial influence upon the pu pil. The parent should always be on the side of the teachers. After singing by the institute Kitty Mentzer gave a very pretty little recitation, which was fol lowed by one by George Nelson, and one by Jessie Brewer, both well prepared. Next was a discussion "Duties of Pupil, Teacher and Patron," opened by Frar.lt Henry, who said it is the duty of each pupil to be present promptly and regu larly. Then he gave some of the duties of the teacher and parents and advised a co-operation on the part of both, and insisted that the teacher should have a thor ough knowledge of the subject he endeavors to teach. Without a co-operation of pupils, teacher and patrons, the school cannot prosper. . Mr. Henry was follow ed by Mr C. J. Brewer, who pointed out the facts that there should be respect of pupil to pa rent; next, obedience; few rules, and strictly obeyed. Kindness, but firmness, on the part of the teacher. No partiality should be shown. Patrons should stand by the teacher. Earl Morton gave a few points on the subject, follow ed by James Keefer who pointed out the duty of punctuality and promptness. Sunt Barton then took the floor, and earnestly urged the im portance of cooperation on the part of the patron and teacher, adding that if there be a co-oper ation on the part of these, there will be no trouble between pupil and teacher. He advised an ac quaintance of patron and teacher; visiting the school: encouraging the teacher; and, instead of in creasing trouble by spreading school trouble, to go kindly and tell the teacher and help him out of the difficulty. The discussion. of this subject was very ably closed by Ed Reisner. Recitations were next given by Johnny McLucas and Howard Hoke. Prof. Barton, then talked on The Value of Education. John Mentzer recited a very carefully prepared poem, follow ed by Lizzie Nelson who recited "Papa's Letter." Edward Reisner gave a verv in tresting talk on "What Are Your Highest Aims as a Teacher in Your Methods?" This waa followed by recita tions by Ella McLucas and by Helen Kendall. Closing remarks by the teach er, James Keefer, James IT. Kendall, - ' Secretary. FOR THE LITTLE ONES. ' How Polly Made Mirror of 8pooni and Had Pun at Work. Every Saturday Tolly has to scour the spoons. That is all that moth er asks her tp do, and it docs not take much time) but Polly 1ms al ways dreaded it so long beforehand and grumbled so while she rubbed them that it seemed liko very hard work indeed. Every week it was the same old story, and you would think that the little girl was asked to clean the family plate in some big house. But last Saturday mother heard her laughing all by herself in the kitchen and asked what she was do ing. "Making mirrors, mother I" shout ed Tolly gleefully. So mother came to sec. Tolly was rubbing away on a spoon, and when it grew quite bright and shiny sure enough there was a little mir ror in the bowl of the spoon, and such a funny Tolly reflected there, with very fat cheeks and very small eyes and no hair. When she moved her head, her cheeks grew thin and her eyes as largo and round as an owl's. How Tolly did laugh 1 Then she scoured another spoon, and soon there was another tiny looking glass and another queer lit tle Tolly as funny as theirst. When she had twelve of thpso droll littlo mirrors, her work was done, and she was surprised to find that it was only play after all. Philadelphia Ledger. Honett Little Dick. In all my life I never saw so hon est a little cat as our Dick. He not only never stole hinu'elf, but he would not allow any other eat to steal if he could help it. The dear little fellow, however, was strongly tempted once and came very near to losing his good name. One day the cook carried out a pail of nice little frosttish and set it down in the yard. Dick was there. Dick always was near by when there were good things to eat. The cook went back into the house, and Dick sat down to wait for her return, and two of his especial friends were at the window upstairs, looking down to see what "honest little Dick" would do. The cook was a long time coming back to dress the fish, and all the while Dick kept watch, now on the pail, now on the kitchen door. At last he went somewhat nearer to the pail, then nearer, then nearer. Ah, frostiish smell so good! Dick's lit tle nose almost touciied them, and then ho sat down and cried at the top of his voice for cook to return quickly and save him from becom ing a thief. Still she did not come. At lust Dick put his fore paws on the edge of tiie pail. Then he looked at the kitchen door and cried again. But the door did not open. So slowly, softly a paw reached down into the pail. But before it hud gone as far down as the fish it camo back with a jerk empty, and its owner ran around the corner of tho house, where lie would not see or smell those nice frostfish any more. He did not want to be a thief, and we believe that the little fellow never came so near it again. Little Folks. The Magle Picture. Here is a curious little picture that will puzzle some of the chicks. It is what is called an optical illu sion. When you first glance at it, you will see an ordinary flight of steps, with nothing strange about them. But if you look at the steps for some time you will find that they suddenly seem to turn upside down, and what was formerly the top surface of each becomes as if by magic the underneath surface. , It TUKK IT AROUND. may take you some little time to see this change, and should you be unablo to see it there is another cu rious thing about the picture which we would like to mention. If you take the picture and look at it up sido down, you will find the steps remain unaltered and appear exact ly the same as they did when you held it the right way up. A Clever Cat. A young lady once had a cat that amused itself by drawing all the tins out of the cushion. When the ast was removed, it looked up into its mistress' face with an expression that muant, "Tlcase stick them in again." And as often as they were put in just as often were they drawn out. This cat had another favorite amusement. If a vase of flowers stood within reach, it used to pick the flowers out one by one and eat them. OR. KINO'S thy HEW DISCOVERY FOR THAT COLD. TAKE NO 8UD8TITUTI. Cures Consumption,Coughs, Colds, Bronchitis, Asthma, Pneumonia,HayFever,Pleu- ri8y, LaGrippe, Hoarseness, Bore Throat. Croup and vhooping Cough. no curs r:o pay. Hot I, and $1. TRIAL lOTTLM FHE& FASHIONABLE MEN'S CLOTHING Our fall and winter suitings are about all in. The Styles are mostly dark, and very handsome. ( j We are now taking a great many orders. Come soon and give us all the time you can. ; 60 PAIR NEW TROUSERS ti We have never had such a nice, cheap line of Dress Pantaloons. . J HATS AND CAPS j We have them in all styles and shapes. ' SCHOOL CLOTHES; for boys a lot of small sizes to close out at cost. ; YOUNG MEN'S SUITS Of these we can show you the largest line in town. J A. U. MACE & SONS. I m Hi i i Hi y4 : Ft j S.W.HART, Emmaville, Pa. 38 Wofnli Silverware, 58 T" , to ueweiery, Clocks, j Harmonicas, Spectacles, Violins, Banjos;&c. Special Attention Given to REPAIR WORK SATISFACTION GUARANTEED and PRICES RIGHT. You are respectfully invited to call and examine our goods, and get our prices. T. W.Y .? Y Y Y V YY V V V Y V Y V V V.Y ? 7 The World Moves and so does the machinery in the Willow Grove Woollen 31ills - at Burnt Cabins, Pa. 2 The proprietor has had ovur 50 years experience, and is confident that he can please all who may entrust him with their work. Manufacture of Carpet and Wool Carding a speciality. Wool Batting for Haps none better. Carpet Chain always in stock. I will take in wool and work at the following places : Booth Brothers, Dublin Mills; A. N. Witter's, Waterfall; W. L. Berkstresser, Orchard Grove; W. K. Speer, Saluvia; Lynch's store at Crystal Springs; Jackson's store at Akers ville, P. J. Barton's, Hustontown, and Huston's store at Clear Ridge. I will make monthly visits to these places during the season, and will receive work and return it. Thankful for past favors, and soliciting a continuance of the same, I am, respectfully, U. H. HERTZLER, Burnt Cabins, Pa. n ooocoxxxxxxx g T. J. WIENER, Hancock,Md Come in, Please, and You'll Go Out pleased When you see onr New Goods. A full line of Dry Goods, embracing, Black Silks, Cash" meres, Cloth, Serges and all the late up-to-date Storm Cloth. Shirt Waist Novelties a specialty. MILLINERY. HaU, Bonnets, Children's Caps, Ribbons from the Cheap' to the Best ; R jady to Wear lliti In all price s. . Notions Kid Gloves, Corsets, Hose, Veiling, Laces, Embroderies, All over Laces, Appliques, Braid, aud everything lu Dress Trim ming. It will pay you well to come in and seo our Store. 8 O X T. J. WIENER, Hancock, g oooooooooooo Guns and Ammunition, Single Barrel and Double Barrel Shot guns Breech Load ing Latest Improved Action. Marlin Rifles, Cartridges. Shells Loaded and Empty All Grades Powder, Shot, Caps, Primers, and everything that is needed for the Hunting Season. OOOOOOOOOOOQO 8 oockxxxxxxxooo :xoooooooooo&xjox&ooooo REISNERS HOLIDAY P ANNOUNCEMENT We Ladies' Wraps at a very considerable reduction. A nice line to se lect from. 0 Just Received Blankets, Overcoats, SUITS ft 0 H ewelry, in fact, anything you want is here. Please come G, W, REISNER -4 CO. ft 5 will sell 0 0 0 a nice lot of Dress Goods and Waistings, a splendid line of Fancy and Staple Notions 09. 0. 0 0 0. 0 0 o 0 0 ft CL 07 0 I ft 0. 0 8 n 0. 0 ft II 0 to 0. M0 ft 0. 90 to to to to to 0 9 0 to to to 0 90 to B c: 0 90 to 09. M 90 to to to to to to to Comforts, &c. A large stock of Rub bers of every kind for Ladies, Misses, and Children. Men's Rubbers of every kind. Men's and Boys' A large stock, and all right in style and Price. for every person. Gloves, Handker chiefs, Umbrellas, Skirts, and see, for yourself.