.FUIJON .COUNTY NEWS.
CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS.
. At I.BHt IHn Auhes Will Kcptwo After
Numerous VtclsHltiiiicn.
To the tnin'd that can stop long
enough in Ibis ago of hurry to
think of tho past the imposing
cofOMdny of depositing tho re
mains of Christopher Columbus
in the special mausoleum prepar
ed for them in the Cathedral of
Seville is an event of interest. It
was appropriate that in this cer
emony the coflin containing the
remains of tho "Admiral of the
High Seas" should bo borne by
Spanish seamen and that one of
tho chief dignitaries in the pro
cessiou was the Minister of Ma
r'mo. Tho remains of tho discoverer
of tho New World would appro
priately have found their final
resting place at Havana but for
tho war which rolled up the last
part of Spain's map of posses
sions. Among the questions that
were passed upon by tho Peace
Commission that met in Paris in
October, 1808, was the disposition
of the remains of Columbus. The
Duke of Veragua, as the lineal de
scendant of the great navigator,
desired that with the passing of
Cuba and Porto Rico from under
the dominion of Spain the re
mains of his illustrious ancestor
should also be transferred to
Spanish soil. . As Columbus was
not a Spaniard, and as Spain
broke his heart with her injus
tice, it would have been far more
appropriate for the remains of the
iirst viceroy of the New World to
have remained at Havana. But
the Government of the United
States in its hour of victory was
magnanimous in this as in all oth
er things, and tho concession
was granted.
Columbus dead has almost as
many vicissitudes as Columbus
living. His ashes have had an ex
perience that has few if any par
allels in the history of the world's
groat men. From Valladolid to
Seville, from Seville to Hispano
la, from Hispanola tollavaua, and
now from Havana back again to
Seville "they have journeyed, on
each occasion with fitting pomp
and religious ceremony. This
liftli funeral will probably be the
last, and the great Cathedral of
Seville will henceforth have an
added interest to Americans who
journey to Spain aud muse over
her departed glories. New York
World. '
SIDE LIGHTS ON REED'S LIFE.
Representative Champ Clark,
of Missouri, once gave some vivid
verbal sketches of Mr. Reed
which the latter's friends recog
nized as true to life.
"In tho greenback year in
Maine," said Mr. Clark, "he es
caped defeat by only 115 majority.
When he went to supper he
thought he was defeated. When
he returned to headquarters aft
er supper his followers set up a
mighty shout. Not having heard
of his electien, he said to them :
'You are making a tremendous
fuss over tho corpse.' In relating
that incident in his life he naively
remarked : 'The country came
near losing the invaluable services
of a great statesman on that oc
casion.' "No company of soldiers in the
regular army was ever more
thoroughly drilled than was the
regular Republican minority of
Fifty-third Congress. 'You have
heard the old dictum, 'When Si
mon says thumbs up it's thumbs
up and wheu Simon says thumbs
down it's thumbs down.' Time
and again I have seen Mr. Reed
bring every Republican upstand
ing by waving his hands upward,
Mid just as often, wheu they had
risen' inadvertontly, I have seen
him make them take their seats
by Waving his hands downwards.
"I ouce heard a minister preach
who knew a great deal more about
theology than about English
grammer. Ho read a verse from
the bible and then said : 'Breth
ren and sisters, the whole of the
Uospul is all squz up in that one
IHtlo text,.' Mr. Rood's Career
in the Fifty-third Cougress was
'all sqtia up' in one remark made
by La fe Pence, the brilliautyoung
Populint from Colorado, when he
fcharactorizjd him as 'the mentor
f the Republicans and the tor
mentor of tho Democrats.' "
Chicago Chrouicle.
ADVEKTISE IN
The FnltOD County New
""" ;;a"'little"nonsense;;; "
Frssh Supply of Humor From ths
- Yonkers Statesman. '
Sho Hair is very Htrong. A sin
gle hnir will bear a weight of 1,150
grains.
He Y es, and I've known one to
raise a terrible row in a family.
Patience 1 like to see a cook
know her place.
Patrice Yea; but usually she
doesn't stay long enough in it to
know it.
Ho (still talking) Conversation
ia an art, you know.
Sho (yawning) Yes, and there
are so many people who are in lovo
with their art.
Bacon Did you ever see one of
theso attachment they put on to a
piano to make it go?
Egbert Oh, yes; the sheriff put
one on my piano.
Church 1 see anthracite parties
are to be popular this winter.
Gotkani What on earth is an
anthracite party?
"Why, each one contributes a
quarter, and tho amount goes to
buy a piece of coal, and all who con
tribute sit around and watch it
burn."
Origin of tht Boundary Line Dispute.
"Aw, git on yer own side o' do
bed!"
Counter Confidences.
"Liz," confided the girl at the
ribbon counter, "you know I told
you I got engaged to a German
count at the summer hotel ?"
"Yes."
"Well, he isn't a count at all. He
is a cashier in a dairy lunchroom
down street."
"Ain't that nice, though? You'll
get to see him this winter again. I
was lucky too. Tho millionaire's
son I fell in lovo witli drives a de
livery wagon for this store."
Judge.
Being a Czar.
The czar of all tho Hussias rose
from his repose.
"Wo will have coffee," he said.
"I regret, sire," returned the gen
tleman of tho lmtlirolip. "that tho
colfee is not good this morning."
"So?"
"In fact, sire, it has already poi
soned three gentlemen in waiting."
"Then," said the czur, "we must
do without. Have the cook dis
charged from a cannon." Newark
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Waiting For a Market.
"So you won't sell that furni
ture '(" said the dealer.
"No," answered the householder.
"I suppose you are going to hold
it in the hope that it will command
a fabulous value among antiquari
ans." '
"No, I don't intend to wuit that
long. If the price of coal goes up
at the present rutc, my furniture
will command fabulous prices as
fuel."
He Won.
Cholly (proudly) By Jove, I'm
quite a professor of swimming, don't
you know. I taught Mabel Galey
how to swim in two lessons.
Jack That was a quick throw
down.
Cholly (indignantly) What do
you mean?
Jack Why, she let me give her
ten lessons before she learned.
Brooklyn Life.
When They Surrender.
"At any rate," she said, "if wom
en were in control of affairs they
would have more stamina than men.
A womun never surrenders."
"Oh, 1 don't know," he replied
carelessly. "What do you call it
when a woman says 'I do' in the
marriage service?" Chicago Post.
Establishing a Residence.
First Chicago Dame Where are
you going on your wedding trip?
Second Chicago Dame To South
Dakota. Town Topics.
The Past and the Present.
In duys gone by
When she and X
Would clrlvo through leafy lanes,
I beKK-'d my June.
But all In vain,
To let me hold the reins.
'Twtia lonK ago;
Now, to my woe.
My vigor slowly wanes,
For June, you see
( Twlxt yuu mid ine)v
' Btlll lii inly holds the reins.
-Braurt Bet
A fact For Worklngmen.
When the American machinist oon
eludes that be would rather work for
11.46 per day, the wages paid ma
chinists In Glasgow, than for t'2.25 per
day, the wages paid machinists In Now
York, .he will cast his vote for r
mocracy and free-trada. ' We will grant
he may pay a little more . tor torn
things uuder protection, bet we con
tend that his advanced wage more thaa
offsets It. Kingston "Mercury."
Foley's Honey ad Tor
cures colds, prevents pneumoeia.
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COST OF OCEAN SPEEDING.
Much has been said of late re
garding ttie speed of the German
Atlantic greyhounds. Not enough,
perhaps, has been said regarding tho
cost of this speed. The latest crea
tion of the North German Lloyd,
Kaiser Wilhclm H., is designed to
do twenty-four knots an hour at an
expenditure of '10,000 indicated
horsepower. Our White Star liner
Cedrie, the largest ship in the world,
will go seventeen knots with 14,000
horsepower. But, says the Shipping
World, the Kaiser Wilhclm will
burn 1 50 tons of coal per day, which,
is lDO per cent more than the I'c
dric, and she will nd M more
hands to work her. Curiously
enough, of her crew of tiOO only forty-live
will bo ordinary sailors, the
remainder being mechanics of vari
ous orders. London Telegraph.
Carnegie's London Palace.
Andrew Carnegie is to become
one of the nabobs of Park lane, tike
most fashionable and high priced
street in London. He has purchased
from the young Duke of Westmin
ster a plot of ground in South
street, leading into l'urk lane, just
beyond the handsome house of J. P.
Morgan, Jr. It is said the house
will be as much like Mr. Carnegie's
great mansion in Fifth avenue, in
New York, os it is possible for a
London house to be and that tho
cost will be something like $5,000,
000. Mr. Carnegie will have for his
immediate neighbors Ixrd Brassey,
the dowager Countess of losslyn,
Lady Henry Somerset, Alfred Beit,
the richest man in England, and Mr.
Eckstein and J. 1?. iiohinson, two
other South African millionaires.
Utilizing a Turtle.
Tradition says that the queen of
Shcbtt asked Solomon to thread an
intricately pierced stone and that he
did so by means of a hair tied to a
living worm. A long sewer in an
Ohio factory recently became clog
ged, and a' son of Solomon en me to
the rescue. Tying long ball of
twine-to the shell of a mud turtle,
he put the animal into the entrance
of the sewer and turned on a stream
of water. The turtle burrowed his
way through the refuse, was "wa
tered on" ut each manhole and
emerged victorious at the outlet. A
rope attached to the twine, a swab
and strong arms accomplished the
rest swiftly and economically.
Ballooning For Consumption.
Ballooning ;s now receiving at
tention as a possible remedy for pul
monary affections. The conditions
are not the same as those of moun
taineering, the change of altitude
being more rapid and muscular fa
tigue being absent. In the trips of
the French Society of Physiology
Dr. llonocquo proposes to 'regard
the atmosphere as divided into three
zones. Up to about three miles the
surrounding air supplies all the oxy
gen needed, but ascents beyond live
miles are held to require a closed
cur, as was iirst suggested in 1871,
or an aerial diving suit.
How to Get Into Touch With Nature.
M. Maeterlinck has discovered
that tho only way to get Into touch
with nature is to travel at full speed
in a motor cur, for by this means
only do you get into "intimate rela
tions with rivers, iields and trees."
One cun imagine M. Maeterlinck us
tho contact with the tree trunk or
brook became imminent repeating
the old exclamation of the falling
steeplejack. Only M. Maeterlinck
would say, "Now for tho intimate
relation' It is a prettier phrase
than "the blooming bump." Lon
don Globe.
Annexing by Assimilation.
More than a hundred thousand
Americans have emigrated to Cana
da within a jour.. At this rate there
will soon be no trouble about the
inevitable annexation of the Domin
ion. ' Americans will he in the ma
jority and will come into tho Union
as a matter of. course, as chickens
come home to roost. Canada now
buys from us $119,000,000 worth of
goods annually, three times us much
as 6he imports from what is face
tiously called "the mother country."
Town Topics.
Strong on Trusts.
"What do you think of these 'ere
trusts '(" asked Farmer Bootjack.
"All wrong tur'ble things," re
plied Farmer Svvcetflag. "Gov'ment
hedn't orter allow them , to exist.
By the way," he added, with a
chuckle, "I guess thet milk associa
tion of our'n lies got them pesky
milk dealers right where we want
'em now. They'll hev to como down
with our price for the milk or else
quit sellin'." Syracuse Herald.
Unappreciated Genius.
A young German painter, ' resi
dent in New York, "whose remark
able talent finds no sufficient outlet
under German conditions'," adver
tises for the support of an Ameri
can womun of wealth who will adopt,
him'ns a sou and find her reward in
his grutituile-and in tho spectacle of
his unfolding genius.
dr7kTnc's
y NEW DISCOVERY
FOR THAT COLD.
TAKE NO SUBSTITUTE.'
Cures Consumption,Coughs,
Colds, Bronchitis, Asthma,
Pneumonia,IIayFever,Pleu-
risy, LaQrippo, Hoarseness,
Sore Throat, Croup and
Whooping Cough.
NO CURE. NO HAY.
trice 60c. and $ 1 . TRIAL I; 01 TIES FREE
8 PHILIP F.
Manufacturer of
Sash, Doors, Newel Posts, Hand 8
Rails, Stairs, Banisters, Turned 8
Porch Columns, Posts, &c. 8
McConnellsburg, Fa. 8
Doors 2 x 6 : 8 : 8.; 2-
inches in tnickness.
Sash 11 x 20; 12 x 24;
12 x 34; 12 x 36 inch and a quarter thick always
on hand.
Sash four lights to windowfrom 45 cents to 70.
These sash are all primed and ready for the glass.
Both the doors and the sash are made from best white
and yellow pines.
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Our fall and winter suilings are about all in
Styles are mostly dark, and
We are now taking a great many orders. Come
soon and give us all the time you can.'
60 PAIR NEW TROUSERS
We have never had such a nice, cheap line of Dress
Pantaloons.
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Watches,
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I Jewelery,
Clocks,
Harmonicas,
; . Spectacles,
1 Violins,
Banjos,&c.
rfri tjneciai Attention uiven to
REPAIR WORK
SATISFACTION
GUARANTEED and
& PRICES RIGHT.
You are respectfully invited to call and examine our
goods, and get our prices.
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Tho World Moves
and so does the machinery in tho
Willow Grove Woollen Mills ,
at Buhnt Cabins, Pa.
The proprietor has had
confident that he can please
t their work. , "
Manufacture of Carpet aud Wool Carding a speciality. fa
Wool Batting for Haps none better. iwjj
Carpet Chain always in stock.
50 I will take in wool and work at the following places :'
Uooth Brothers, Dublin Mills; A. N. Witter 'h, Waterfall; W. ffi
I Borkstresser, Orchard Grove; W. K. Spoor, Baluvia; is
6"A Lynch h store at Crystal Springs; Jackson's store at Akers
ffi villo, P. J. Barton's, Hustontown,
j2 Clear Kidge
I will make niouthly .visits
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Single Darrel and
Double Rarrel Shot
guns lircech Load
ing Latest Improved
Action.
Marlin Rifles,
Cartridges. Shells
Loaded and Empty
All Grades Powder,
Shot, Caps, Primers,
and everything that
is needed for the
Hunting Season.
ovor 50 years experience, and is l2j
all who may entrust him with
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