FARM AND GARDEN, t'lnk Out th DUtsitJ Potntoeii, Look over the seed potatoes and re move every one that shows the slight est symptoms ot disease. A siuglo dis eased tuber may rau.se disease to spread among the whole. Fattening Value of Corn. The fattening vulue of com depends upon Its proportion of free oil or fat, and Its largo sluire of starch, sugar, etc. Some portions are Indigestible, but corn give better results for fat tening than any other grain. Aim to ltuproT, The poor farmer cannot hold Ills ground against one who alms to Im prove. This Is on ern of "the survival of the Attest," even In farming, and the farmer who believes lu the use of fertilizers, -will have the largest yield ot erops nnd greater profits, hs well ns be utile to hold out against competition on the part of other farmers. Front In Sheep. Farmers who keep the mutton breeds of sheet, do not complain that sheep do not puy. It is the fanner who makes a specialty of wool, and who sends to market sheep no larger than lambs, who does not find profit lu slice)). Young lambs ulouc give good profits, am' often bring more In market than tiie matured sheep and i.s wool; but such lambs are of the quick-maturing Vid excellent mutton breeds. Food! Tlmt Altl IMgrMlnn. Some foods nro not nutritious, com pared with better kinds, yet they aid digestion. The concentrated foods, such as grain and cottonseed meal, are very nutritious, yet animals could not exist on such foods only. Even straw pirforuis excellent service as an aid to the digestion of grain, while beets, carrots and turnips, which consist largely of water, promote digest ion and regulate the bowels, thus performing a service which adds to their value as u. w hole. The V:ilm of "Wood Alnn. Wood ashes give excellent results on sandy soils, due to the lime and poiash in the aslies. For fruit tfes Wood ashes have been found excellent, and they also benefit clover and grass. On heavy soils much of the value of the ashes is due to the lime, anil wliei: potash Is required no betier fertiliser can be found than ashes. Coal ashes contain liule or no plant food, and for agricultural purposes would not pay for the landing. On sandy s'jil ihr coal ashes sometimes serve to make the laml a liltlo heavier. Crusliinj; Corn For Vouni; Cuttle. Crushing corn seems to l;e satisfac tory for calves, colts and ail young cattle during the average season, par ticularly If lhey are being fed to the limit. It is also desirable at any sea son for dairy cows. Corn and cob meal seem to be more satisfactory than corn meal, because of the fact that the cob, while it has no nulriiive value, nas a favorable effect on the animal's stomach. For steers two years old, and particularly for healthy hogs, It is doubtful whether any preparation of grain feed Is necessary other than pos sibly the shelling of the corn near the Uid of the fattening period. The Time to Spread tho .Munurf. A problem to many farmers i.s when to spread the. manure. If done lu the fall upon plowed ground the land may lose portions of the plant food by llow of water from the laud. If done in the spring the work conies during a busy period. In such cases tho topog raphy of Hie land is hu gely to lie con sidered, and no plan or method will apply for all. The effects of liming the land are also frequently discussed, but the application of lin.e must be gov erned by lite amount of green material plowed under, the requirements of the .soil regarding lime ami Its acidify. The farmer must endeavor to study his conditions, for too little lime may be of no service, while too much may cause Injury. 1'repiiring C'lovr For Poultry. The method of preparing clover for poultry Is to use second-growth hay, and cut It into very short lengths, one quarter Inch, If possible. Tho cut clover is then scalded and left until tin., next morning, when it will be warm enough for us". A teaspoonfttl of salt should be added to every gallon of water used in mois'rtilng tho clover. Before feeding it to the hens, sprinkle tin? mess Willi a mixture of cot-unionl, bran and ground oats, turning: the . lover over occasionally until the whole is well sprinkled with the grain foods. The fowls will accept It readily, and It will serve as an agreeable change from corn and wheat, promoting egg production and assisting to keep the fowls thririy. Tim lloie Itutlnn. We have always fed oats and bran, and continue to feed 1!m same. We believe tlmt the pric:; of other grain has advanced lu harmony with oats, therefore, there could be no economy lu substituting other feds in the place of oats. In V'.n State nnd in other corn raising Stales the farmers feed princi pally t orn to their horses, because it Is ( cheaper than oats, ami horses can lie kept moro economically. Corn costs more per bushel, but It goes very much furtlie", so that the same money In vested In corn as In oats will last longer. We do not' feed corn because we think outs much better. We mix a little oiimcnl witli our bran and oats. Tho horses do not like the oil meal quite so well as they do tho feed without It, but after they become used to eating It we think It is u good rat'on to mix with our other feed In small quantities. Mi-Laugullu Brothers, In Kurul New-Yorker. Sanitary Milk. There Is no better plan In the State for the manufacture of sanitary milk thuu the one In operation at the Uni versity of Illinois. Tho dairy barn Is arranged fit .orty cows. The floor nnd niaugers are made eutlrely of cement, tho stalls uro made, of iron, nnd the barn Is so arranged that every thing; can be easily cleaned and flooded evuiy day. The udders of tho cows ari washed before every milking, nnd the milk Is immediately cooled to for ty degree, boltlcd nnd placed in o tank of cold water until delivered. F.v. cry pall, bottle and cloth used In the whole process Is not only well cleansed nfter each using by thoroughly wash ing nnd scalding, but Is placed In o brick oven and sterilized with hot steam for a period of live minutes. It has bceu found that milk made lu thi? milliner not only keeps longer, but Is of higher quullty than when innde iu the ordinary way. The Dairy World. One Noun-, of Fertile T.nml, The selection of live stock depends upou the fertility of the farm. Sonic breeds can forage better than others, some can tlnd subsistence on hilly land that cannot be plowed, nnd some re quire less cure than others; but there are breeds which thrive only on lux uriant pasturage and which demand attention during all seasons of the year. On certain farms only the active breeds are suitable, but. on other farms the most pro lit Is derived by the use of breeds that give a return for the extra labor bestowed, livery farmer must be capable of selecting what lm requires, nnd if he is unable to do so then ho has something to learn as a farmer. What each farmer should en deavor to do Is to plan intelligently In advance his operations for the year. He may probably learn much by ob serving his neighbors, but there will be some conditions on his farm that do not apply to their soils, uud lie must solve the problems unaided. Much benefit Is derived by farmers from the work of the experiment stations, but tiie farmer should also make his farm one on which to experiment. The Information given from the stations will be valuable and of great assist ance, but the many little details per taining to each farm cannot be antici pated by the directors of the stations, and fanners can therefore not only educate themselves by experiments, but also be of service to the statious by making known their experience. Tho Silo In Mimnnrr, Did any of our readers In the pnrt of the country West where they were drought stricken last summer have a silo full nf silage to fall back upon? If they did then tiny are in a position to realize what it meal's to have such a resource against drought and poor pasture. If tin y did not. then they should at nt:ce determine to be so pro vided another season. There is hardly a season when during part at least, of lite summer the silo will not prove a valuable aid to the keeper of live stock, and in many sections the owners of silos are fast coming to the conclu sion that the silo is almost as valuable in the s.tiumer as In the winter. We have heretofore, given our experience lu regard to the way riiage keeps when left alone. We were about to go to work filling the silos, and in one there were about twmty-!lve tons left over from tin; previous season. We wire going to town, its many farni'M's do when It v.-ould be better for iliein to slay at home, and left orders for the silo to be cleaned out ready to begin tilling the next: day. When we returned in tho afternoon we found that twenty-live tons of as good silage as we ever saw had been idled out lu the barnyard as manure. Had we been at home and seen its condition after the thin, mouldy top was removed, that silage would have been saved. We learned then that the silage will keep if left alone, and how long It will keep we do not know, but we do know that if there is any left over In the spring it is best to tiike care of It to tide over summer droughts. Now, let all of our readers put this In their pipes and smoke over It, and resolve to have some silage next summer and be Inde pendent of dry weather. Prairie Farmer. Orrhnrilii For Chlrken ttuii. Cue of the poorest chicken runs one can build is that barren nf all shade. It is Impossible for the chickens to find pleasure and comfort in such a cheerh'ss place. All through the summer they will suffer from the heat, and the chief object of the run will be nullified for a good part of the year. Shade is necessary for the wel fare of the fowls, and it should be sup plied artificially if nature litis not al ready given It. We should endeavor to make the poultry yards both attrac tive and profitable. Now, one of the best ways to do ibis is to select w isely fruit trees and plant them lu the run for shade for Hie fowls and for their fruit. Fowls and fruit can be raised togi tiier successfully, and one will net. almost as much as the oilier. Kvery acre of poult''y land not occupied by fruit trees I consider wasted, or rather it Is failing to produce all that it should. Thetv still exists an old notion that fruit and fowls cannot be raised successfully together, but that should be dispelled. To prove tills, try a plan similar to mine. Select plum, cherry, apple or pear trees for the poutry run, taking care that: good varieties of commercial fruit he obtained from a reliable nursery, l'lant these far enough apart so that the trees will have room to grow and . expand. If dwarf varieties are selected they can be planted much closer together. I'luin trees should not bo planted closer than twelve feet, and the apple and cherry trees nearer than twenty foet. The cliickeu run should be planted with blue grass and clover, and tiie grass will add greatly to tiie fertility of the soil. When the trees are first planted they should be sur rounded by a fence of chicken wire, but when they have become well estab lished they will not need this protec tion. The fowls will do no damage then to the roots. Indeed, It Is well to cultivate the soil around the trees and let the ehleki ns scratch and wal low In It. The chickens will actually do nil the cultivation that the trees need, and If we add a little rich manure every year aruund the roots little further attention will be needed. The chickens will keep down apple tree borers, grubs and worms, and where caterpillars and other insects get on the leaves and branches, it is only necessary to dislodge them by slinking. The chickens will then ut tend to them. In this way one can inuke the fruit yield almost as much profit as the chickens. It is certainly a profit that we cannot overlook Annie 0, Webster, lu Ainerlcun Cultivator. .. THE NEW SPRING HATS. Qullla Ar Now t'blqnlton Straws Are liroart nnil Pliable Au milltnlre with a vengeance Is the fetching nffair christened the Mous quetalre. If you dldu't know It had this name you might call It Colonial, but the Colonial Is ns old ns last au tumn! At nny rate, this military bit of chic Is composed of a well-mixed black and white straw, with n white straw facing. The dashing brim Is caught up by two broad, warp printed ribbons that cross each other over the top, and are knotted under the brim at the right back. Of course, the In evitable quill figures. Less severely military, but even more admirable because of Its supreme chic, Is n face hat of dark blue mat straw. It Is draped wilh rich satin Liberty ribbon, showing a printed white scroll design, nnd this ribbon Is knotted at the back In a big, broad, Hat bow. Tho brim Is caught up at each side with gold-rimmed white leather cabotlchons, which nre nothing more nor less than big. Hat buttons but, oh! so stylish! A third one holds the bow nt the back. Tremendously smart Is ft French nf fair on English walking hat lines. It Is of ecru pineapple straw, a brown velvet ribbon which Is round the crown being knotted nt the back. At the front there nre two hoop rosettes, one of beige, the other of lilac, and through them Is thrust a dashing quill In deep castor. A broad turban slinpo Is also In ecru pineapple straw. It Is loosely draped with rich, palo blue silk crepe, which is surrounded with ona of those new Argus-eyed quills; this quill is long enough to meet at the back. A steel buckle catches quill nnd crepe nt the front. Another of these quills with the Ar gus eyes is thrust between the edges of a double cream straw Tarn nt the front. Of course this quill is shorter than the one which went round the turban, but it is long enough to make n stunning sweep. Tills Is the only trimming, save n pink, rose-strewn, baby blue Liberty silk scarf that knots next the hair at the left. Another Tarn Is of loose beige straw. This rests on a bandeau, over which is folded scarlet velvet ribbon. At the left the ribbon Is knotted into n smart. Hat rosette, and through It is pulled a mottled, dark castor quill. A simple nnd lovely little dress hat Is of delicate pinky beige straw. A half-wreath of blush white roses Is around the front, resting on an all round drapery of pale blue Liberty satin. Very dressy, though In blnck, Is an off-the-face affair, composed of folds of black tulle. There's a smart bow of black satin ribbon at the back, while some black velvet foliage Is caught to the front brim. This is merely a black hat, or It Is half-moming as one re quires. Last, but not least, Is a lovely turban formed of folds of pale blue Liberty silk. There's a draped bow of blue Liberty satin ribbon, and nt the left two of the new palm roses with their foliage. These roses, pink in tills case, are made of the Japanese palm fibre, and are by far the loveliest and velvet lost in artificial tlowers. The only thing they suffer from is dust, so they must be put away when not In actual use. Philadelphia Record. F.nct of Too tHuny Sweets. Not a few of tho ailments from which girls suffer might be prevented by a little care and common sense. To take one instance neuralgia. Does it ever occur to you young ladies how largely this Is duo to the Indis criminate eating of sweetsV Girls, as a rule, eat a great many more sweets than aro good for them, and, what Is worse, they often eat them at the wrong time 1. e., just be fore or midway between meals. The consequence is that when luncheon or dinner time comes they have hardly any appetite. Commonplace beef and mutton seem most unattractive, they can hardly touch such things, and no wonder. The "caramels" and "fondants' and "creams" they have been eating all the morning have turned, ns "sweet ies'' have an awkward trick of doing, into acid In tho stomach, and when your stomach Is full of acid you may bid ndlcu to any relish for wholesome food. "But," you may say, "what has this to do with neuralgia? Doesn't It come from cold'.'" "Not always; certainly not. Strong people, whose blood Is healthy, can stand a lot of cold and even damp without getting neuralgia. If, how ever, your system is run down because you are not sufficiently nourished, then you are open to all sorts of neuralgic attacks, and in spite of the possession of a good cook and a well stocked lard er you may be half starved by reason of your digestive apparatus being out of gear. Want of appetite is ofteu the direct precursor of neuralgia, and many a girl Is the destroyer of her own healthy ap petite for plain, wholesome food be cause she spends all her pocket money lu the "sweetshop." Some girls begin their sweet eating even before they get up In the morn ing nnd eat sugar things in bed the last thing at night. They should be warned In time against such a foolish practice, for they will assuredly dam age their good looks us well us their health. An acid state of the stomach Is a common, cause ot that very unpreltj thlug, a red nose. Add secretions ruin tho enamel of tho teeth. Toothache Is lurgoly duo to this cause, nnd once the teeth begin to go the bloom of the youthful fuce soon follows. Washing ton Slur. The Latest In Kelt. The first Item of "Jewelry" la the belt. This In of much width, often ' nearly us deep an from the belt to the I tu'iu ilt, uud Is made upon no elastic foundation. Its surface Is studded with steel nnll heads, or silver it you prefer, or gilt If you would be still more nrnnte. You ran get these belts positively glistening, and the more so the better. The buckles nre very long and very narrow nnd ninny of thein nre made of steel bends, or of Jet, or gold beads, so tlmt they nre pliable and "give" to llie waist n little. This pliability Is something to be consid ered, when one Is buying so wide an affair. The wide belts that linve buckle front nnd back nre out of their class. Empire lu name they do not follow empire Hues, for the true Josephine has only the front buckle. Hut the two buckled ones are becoming. The Jeweled bng Is something that hangs from every smart belt. In Jets or In steel It costs upward, consider ably upward, of $1, mid lu silver It runs from $1, for a tiny one, up to ? '20 for a handsome one of good dimen sions. Those who dress regardless of cost hang one of these belt bugs from the belt nnd trim It with a monogram upon the front. A bag of gold chain had a big turquoise -letter nnd ulong the upper edge there were three 'big turquoise. The catch which fastened the bag to tho band of the skirt had llireo turquoise set In It. The dangle, that fenturo of feminine delight, Is now seen In new shades. The locket, the watch, to writing tub let, tho engagement book, tho pencil nnd pad. the charm nnd tho seal all depend upou the chain which hangs around the neck. """" Mr. Rooncvelt'a ' Cabinet." Women cabinet meetings nre tho latest. According to n precedent es tablished by Mrs. Roosevelt, tho wom en of the cabinet assembled a few days In solemn conclave nnd remained In session for an hour.- The meeting was held In the family sitting room. Tho sessions nre as exclusive as the meet ings of President Roosevelt's olllclnl family ore to the secretaries. Tho topics of discussion and the conclu sions reached ure nttiih more jealously guarded. These discussions pf the weekly so cial campaign have become so impor tant that the President jokingly nsked the women if they would not like to have a long mahogany table, furnished with pencils nnd pads of paper, brought into the room. The offer was declined, as there is no Intention of leaving a record of these conclaves In shape for the future historian. They will be continued every Tuesday. New York Mail and Express. f.i. Saleswomen anil Shoplifters. "Not. all shoplifters nre reported to tlin chop detective by sales persons who see t hetts iu the act. Not a fort night ago, in F street,"' says u shop per, "I stood beside a well-dressed ami Imposing looking woman who deftly slipped a small fancy article under her cape nnd walked off willi it. Tho saleswoman saw her as plainly ns I did. " 'Why don't you report her?' I asked. " 'I don't dare to,' she answered. Nine chances to one the thing wouldn't lie found on her when she was searched she'd bo too clever for that nnd she'd make so much trouble about It that I'd be likely to lose my place for insulting a customer. I don't know what the other girls in the store do when they see people taking things, but I don't report shoplifters. I lost one place by doing It, and learned my lesson. I leave shoplifters to tiie de tectives. I'm hired merely to make sales.' "Washington Post. luck Charms of Society Women. Philadelphia women this seasoii have a craze for charms and nmulels. Luck pieces simulating birds and beasts of gold and silver were at first tho rage, but recently the demand has been for the same animals carved from Jade, chalcedony, lapis, lazuli, agate, amber, crystal, coral and many other semi precious stones. Jade, In all Its shades, from the dark green of the Russiuu to the milky white nnd npple green of the Chinese, seems to be prime favor ite among luck stones. These women purchasers say that It has sacred and powerful preservative qualities Iu Itself, and when curved lu the form of sacred nulmuls, fruit or symbols will save Its price in doctors' bills within a year. The corals ure, nccordlng to Indian tradition, an In fallible charm against the evil eye. So these vie In popularity with those more Oriental in character. Philadelphia Press. BRGTTY Short skirts of corduroy or velvet In some neutral tint, lined with a bright colored silk, of which the blouse la made, are the correct thins tor skat ing dresses. A detachable lace lining for your muff, with frills of edging ut either end, is the latest makeshift, and tt very useful one, loo, since in u moment you can transform u plain mult Into' u dressy one by using two plus. Ilelts still have a prominent place among the pretty tritles, nnd the va riety Is endless. They uro made of strands of black velvet ribbon held .In place by metal slides, which give them tho pointed effect Iu the buck. Flue flowers are very much worn la the hair for evening dress, ond" if tho color of tho hulr Is bright a black chrysanthemum or u black rose Is very effective. The lino flowers usuully have something of the wreuth effect. Hackle for belts show a great va riety In their euumelled decorations, which nre so beautifully tinted that they look like Jewels. Tho gold or en amelled buckle Is most generally used, except with gray nnd whlto gowns, when the silver is found to bo most harmonious. One of the latest fancies In handker chiefs shows a row of lino dots In color Just ubovo the hem, and u monogram In the same tint In one corner. Some thing still more dainty Is the fine sheer nurrow-lieinmcd handkerchief, with only the monogram doue In white and pule blue or violet, A rouaot .period Is the one due at the end of woman's, remarks. household Novel Centra rtecet A lady ot bright nnd original Idons, on giving n party for her little daugh ter, placed In tho centre of the table a single, deep, glass bowl, covered with pink nnd white cotton, In -the bottom if which were three cunning whlto rnb bits. Needless to say, tho children were surprised. What to Eat, Various Corn lllnliea. Canned corn, which Is the last ro soiii ce ot every housekeeper when green vegetables are high priced or out Df season, may bo prepared Iu a variety of ways. A cluing.' from the ordinary style Is that known as "grated corn," which also comes In cans, and is in tended for use In corn puddings or corn fritters. As the best qualities of corn are not : iwuys used for canning, one objection made to It Is that It lack j the sweetness of the frch vege table; but one housekeeper has over come this diliicully by mldlng just enough granulated sugar to each cnu to give the required taste. Care must bo exercised In doing this, however, us the vegetable flavor would be spoiled for tome people by the use of too much sugar. A little melted butler Is also an Improvement In nearly all dishes made of canned corn. Nothlnc I. ike n Couch. A feminine authority oil house fur nishing has recently delivered herself ns follows: "A room without a couch of some sort Is only half furnished. The smoothest life Is full enough of tips and downs, and sometimes all that saves the sanity of the mentally jaded and physically exhausted fortune light er is the periodical good cry rind the momentary loss of consciousness on the old upstairs lounge or the old sofa in the sitting room. So distracting things would straighten themselves, and tho way would make clear before us, ever and often, if only there were a loii'i, comfortable couch at hand where we could throw ourselves, boots and brain, unmindful of tidies and lapistry. When the bead throbs mid the soul yearns only for endless, dreamless rest, ten minutes' respite on a couch 'that fits' means physical nnd mental salvation. A comfortable, con venient sofa is u positive means of grace. There isn't a doubt that the need of a nap is often mistaken for the longing to die. "In nearly every reception or living room, of course, there Is au article of furniture that answers to the name of sofa, but It Is not worth the space It covers or the time taken to keep It in order, so far ns real comfort Is con cerned. The raison d'etre of the two armed velvet tufted yard and n quarter sofa continues to be ns much of a mystery to lue us the domestic econo mist's motive In purchasing those lim ber legsed, carpet faced, forty-live de gree lounges one sees 'marked down' In front of cheap furniture houses. To make a home truly homelike, give ,me the broad, low, hospitable eouchj whose very presence Is an iuvltatlnn, a ben ediction, a delight." New York Trib une. .i.,.Jt.JLiiT White Fruit Cake Heat to cream one cup of butter with two cups of powdered sugar. Add alternately two cups of flour uud n quart of sifted flour, beating long nnd hard. Then add two heaping tcaspooni'uls of baking powder and the whites of one dozen eggs, beaten to a stiff froth. Next conies a pound or seeded raisins, a pound of tigs cut In strips, half a pound of citron sliced line, u pound of bluuched almonds cut in strips and two cups of grated coeoanut. Line two deep pans with several thicknesses of buttered paper, pour in the batter, aud bake, in a very moderate oven, ubout two nnd a half hours, the time depending on the thickness or the cake. This rule will make two large cakes.' Potatoes With Asparagus-Scrape, soak uud steam tender a quart of new potatoes. Iioll a bunch of asparagus first cutting oft the hard parts of the" stalks. Pile the polatocs lu a mound and stand the asparagus tips around it. Make u dressing wilh the yolks' of three hard boiled eggs, rubbed smooth In half u cup of melted butter, the Juice of u lemon, u salt spoon of rait, a pinch of black pepper and tho same of cayenne, a dust of mustard and a teuspooul'ul of sugar. Mix over boiling water and pour over the vege tables while they aro piping hot. It ought to be a little thicker than cream. Young beets boiled tender nnd sliced lengthwise go admirably with the as paragus and potutoes, or they niuy tnko the place of either In the combination. Tomato Omelet Tomato omelet Is made by preparing some very thin slices of totunlo, removing tho skin nnd seusoulng slightly with salt. Lay these slices on the omelet and fold. This Is tho simplest wuy, uud tho tomato omelet muy be put together lu a very much more complex manner. Cut a thin slice of bacou Into bits, uud fry them in the fry pan. When quite crisp udd two or three cut up tomatoes, seasoning with cayenne, nud with salt, If necessary, though the bacon pro vides some sultluoss. When thorough, ly cooked puss the totuutoes through n sieve. Add this pulp, or as much of It us seems computlhlo with common sense, to the omelet beforo folding. Tho size ot tho tomatoes must, o( course, be tnken Into consideration. II they ure lurge tho iimount of pulp will be tog much tor oiie smull omelet. WHEN TO WIND YOUR WATCH. itegnlnr Treatment Kmentlal to Accnrary of Fine Timepieces, "My wntch hns developed a most annoying Irregularity," remnrked a very businesslike woninn, "It lost nnd gained time by turns until I conceived the dlsagreenblo Impression of having pnld n first-class price for a third-class article. Full of resentment, I posted off to the dealer In chronometers from whom tho wntch had been purchased nnd nccused'hlm of having treated mo unfairly. "He opened my timepiece," she con tinned, "nud having examined Us In ternal economy very closely, remnrked: 'It's simply a case of unconscious cru elty to a faithful but sensitive friend.' These little workers that tirelessly tick along, even when their owners nre nsleep, nrn worthy of far better trent ment than they receive. Fully nlnety nlno per cent, of the people who carry watches never give them a thought. "Take, for Instance, the simple pro cess of winding a -watch. There is ft right uud n wrong wny of doing It. Whether It bo by key or a stem. It should be wound In the morning. Turn slowly nnd avoid all Jerky movements. The watch will then work best during the dny, ns the spring will exert Its strongest trnctlon power, whereby the externnl jostllngs Inflicted on the wntch by your dally VfPks nud walks nre fairly counterbalanced. When ft watch Is wound nt night tt hns only the weakened spring to offer as re sistance to the jerks and Jolts of the daytime. The morning winding also lessens the danger of breaking the mnlnsprlug, which, being no longer nt full tension at night, can stand the cold better. "All watches keep better time n3 tho result of regular habits. Don't lay it down one night nnd hang it up the next. Keep It In the snme position ns nearly as circumstances will permit. In second-class watches the rate dif ference between the horizontal nnd vertical position is often quite signifi cant. Nor should you hang your watch on a nail where It can swing to and fto like a pendulum. It will either gain or lose a great deal while lu that position. , , "The difference in temperature be tween your breast or a man's waist coat pocket nnd n. wall, that niny be nearly ut the freezing point, Is about seventy-seven to clghly-elght degrees Fahrenheit, nnd n watch should there fore never be suspended or laid against a cold surface. Sudden changes In the temperature of the nlmosphoro nre tho causes of most mainsprings brenklng. The watch wearer should clean his oi lier pockets frequently, carefully brushing out all dust nud fibre, for there never was a Joining made tight enough to keep out all dust. This gets Into the oil which has thickened with time, nnd necessarily produces Irregu larities of rate. Even with the great est care n watch should be cleaned once In eighteen months, nnd every j-enr would be better, liy this time the oil dries up nnd mixes with metallic dust; it grinds awny on the works like emery. When I tell you that a watch ticks .'iSS.Sdi) times In one dny, you can compute tho gigantic 1ask it performs In a year. Treat your watch reasona bly, aud It will appreciate such cure, and will serve you faithfully us a friend lu need." Washington Star. Slippery Klilomullt. Slippery sidewalks that have been the rule for the past few mornings have tended to bring out emphatically one of the peculiar sides of human na ture. No matter how much the full Injures a man physically, it seems as nothing to the damage to his self-esteem if perchnuce his misfortune hap pens to bo witnessed by some one else. The first thlug the unfortunate does niter picking himself up Is to look nil about him with an Idiotic smile on his fii'v just as It ho took the whole thing as u joke, but auxlous to see if anyone litis seen his tumble. If there happens to be some one near by who has witnessed the fall the smile vanishes nud there is u display of temper that Is ludicrous. It Is his hut tlmt suffers. It Is pounded In stead of brushed, ns if that but was responsible for the humiliation, or as If he could get squnro with the bnt by a "rough-house" sort of brushing. If, however, no one Is lu sight, uud no face is seen at a window, the unfor tunate goes his way after n few pre liminary limps, ns If the thing was a matter-of-course Incident that must be taken good-naturedly in common with tiie other trilling affairs of a lifetime. The result Is about the same when a soft, slushy tiuowbnl), hurled by a mischievous boy, finds Its murk on the broad back of un otherwise dlguiiled fce-rsou. Washington Stur. AulmuU Soinctluiot Kill Theinaelvei. You often more's the pity! hear about men killing themselves, but did you ever hear that animals take their own lives? There Is a Florida bt-etlo that dies lu one's hand tho lustunt it Is caught, from excitement, uiuybe, uud u sea cucumber, ukln to the star fish, Hint gets so mad wheu you dis turb It Unit It throws out ull Its diges tive orguus. Tho crub often throws away a limb, if lu any way It is made useless. It is easily done. In the, crab's upper aim there is a little groove, uud when he grows excited nnd wnnts to jerk off his arm, he jerks It buck uud off It comes at the little grooved ring. Thero is a kind of llzurd that drops its tall In the grass when the cuptor draws near. The tall squirms ou to nttruct attention, while Mr. Llzurd slides out of sight, Tho fox will gnaw oft a paw to release himself from u trap, and tho "man tis," un Insect, bites off Its toes when captured. A dog will sometimes starve himself to death at his muster's grave. Many wild animals refuse to eat when caught. Chicago Kocord-IIerald. ' Kin Kdward's Statue. The discovery has been' made that Londou does not possess a public statue of King Edward. The omission is to be repaired, for It is proposed lu the city to celebrate the coronation by the erection of an equestrian statue, of King Edward lu a leading thorough fare. Liverpool Courier. ' Cattle-Carrylnic Steamers. Cattle-carrylug steamers vary in ca pacity from fifty to sixty on tho upper deck only to upwurd of 000, whlcAi ure dbtilbuttd ou two decks. PLAINT OF THE MAN ON A SALARY Oh, I'm only a xnlaried mnn '' ! Doing the best that I can To save up a little and put by a little lot t lido when I'm old and gray; ( Dut. ever and always they scetn '' To lio plnnning some new kind of aehemtf To tide all my earnings away! I work nnd I work and 1 try ' To make myself worthy to let Mv omnlover dincovcr that I Am earning much moro than I get; Atod ha gives me a rniae After many delays, And joy fills my breast and I soar As a boy docs and then They hound me again, And leave me ns poor as before. Oh, I'm giving the best of my life ' To niTungo matters so that my wife May pay out the dollars and hand out the dollars to silence the hungry d mnnds. ' When 1 enrned but a thoiiRand I thought If 1 just had two thousand I'd not He a puppet in nny man's hands When 1 got my two thousand at last. 1 found tlilit I ought to have three; Ah, my hoping, my dreaming, is past, There will never be leisure for met They scheme and they plan To get all that a man Can earn, let him toil as he may One thousand or five, They, keep "looking alive," And manage to get it away. The hair on my temples is white And I'm forced to work extra at night To keen the wheols going, to keep up tht showing for those that are hclplesi and dear, And when I've a dollar or two Ahead it's a sign that n new Expense of some kind will appear! The money I'm going to save Next week or next month or next year Tlpy take with the roBt and I slave For a more dull exintence down here! Though I toil night and day They still get it away And lcavo mo to. druggie and fret Let the sa'nried man Do the best that he can, Still they'll always take nil he can st "So Miss Gotrox is to marry Counl Spaghetti this month? He must be an nrdeut suitor." "Suitor, nothing. He' a financier." Judge. "His voice has ft good compass.'1 "Y-yes; but It dldu't prevent bis being all nt sea lu that lust song." Philadel phia Evening Bulletin. ' Miss Trill "I love to hear the birds slug." Jack Downright (warmly) "St do I. They never attempt a piece be yond their ability." Tit-Bits'. Smith "There goes a man who hasn't a friend In the world." Jones "Poor fellow. How did he lose his money 5" Chicago Daily News. Once more the youthful statesman comes. For fume's fair prize he reaches; Once more we liini him full ot hope, And ulso lull of speeches. Washington Star. Tommy 'Top, what Is meant by 0 prophet without honor lu his own coun, try?" Tommy's Pop "A weathel prophet, my son." Philadelphia Rec ord. ; Blobbs "Whnt Is Scribbler's partlcu. lnr Hue ot work?" Slobbs "He's nr obituary poet." Blobbs "Attends to the last sud writes, eh?" rhiladelphiu Record. "One's teeth require lots of looking utter, dou't they?" "Yes. Ma mislaid her upper set yesterday and It took ua two hours to find them." Philadelphia Evening Bulletin. "I care not for gold though I shall nol conceal A certain vaguo yearning for pelf. But just give mo stock in tho metal called steel And tho gold will take care of itself." Washington Star. Miss Honmley "I understand you do very handsome work and mnke very pretty pictures." Photographer "Yes'm, but I could give you nu exacl likeness, If you wish." Philadelphia Press. La Montt "I wonder what they are selling over there? I just heard them shouting: 'Here is something to catct a man's eye!' " La Moyne H'ml they must te selling ladies' umbrellas." Philadelphia Record. FuMlraos of TurkUh Ladles. In the summer season Turkish ladlei look for one of their few pleasures. Id comparisons with their European sis" ters, Turkish ladies have a very pool time; lu fact, they practically have no amusement nt ull. In the summer, however, they maunge to get consider uble pleasure by going to the Swecl Waters of Europe aud Asia ou Friday! aud Sundays. All through the Cut weather these two rivers are crowded with hundreds of boats and caiques o all descriptions, full of Turkish -women, who are rowed up and down. Un fortunately, the graceful caique Is dy lug out and being replaced by the mori useful bout. A caique bus many dis advantages, tho chief of which Is thai It Tequires a speclul boatman to row It and he will never do any other -work As most Turkish households are bo coming poorer, and therefore more eco nonileul, they ubaudon caiques &u( keep boats, which aro rowed by a man who will do gardening or nny othel odd job. London Telegraph. The Deur and the II uu tori. Once upon a time somo deer in tht woods of Mulno were In conversation; "Providence is not Just to us," salt one of the younger ones. "Our swift legs are our only hope, nud even wltb them tho hunters can overtake us wlta their much swifter bullets. Where li our protection?" "Don't talk so foolishly, child," an swered an aged buck. ' "Look about you lu tho woods and you will se many dead hunters who have fallen by the rifles of their companions. Oui case Is not no hopeless as It may appeal to one with llttlo experience." Moral: The bane often curries IU own antidote. New York Herald. Wliiyt Experience Teacbea. An- observing writer notes that the self-made man of to-day starts -wltb llttlo means, but with a purpose to make a large success. Usually b innkes some mistakes, which depress blin for a time, but ho renews bis ex periments, nud In most cases he learni that mercantile success depends on tin sale of more goods, which means In teresting more pcoplo through public ity. In other words, ho depends on newspaper advertising. Philadelphia Record. . , as. e