L ' Working Well-Drained Landl. Well-drained lands cnn be worked earlier In spring, and the loll will be warmer than when no drainage has been done. This Is an Important point, spring work Is always pressing, and the earlier the plowing can be done the better. Fowls Require a.xerelse. Fowls that are expected to lay In winter require exercise. Feeding should not be too often. When millet seed la scattered In litter, or over a wide surface, the bens will be kept busy seeking ttiem. In the spring the bens will begin lnylng as soon as the weather becomes mild. This shows that warmth controls egg production to a certain extent It Is In the Bprlng that the hens can seek a variety of food, as worms, seeds and grass can then be ob tained. The breed of fowls Is not so Important as management In winter, for the tendency of birds is not to lay during the cold weather, but In spring nd summer. ; Milk For Chickens. On most of our farms there Is always more or less milk that must be fed to the pigs or chickens, or be allowed to go to waste. Of course, hogs are very fond of milk and grow fat on It but there can be no better or more proatable way of utilizing It than by feeding It to the laying hens and grow ing chicks. It may be given them to drink, or It may be used to moisten stale bread. Any way. tbey relish It aud it makes them thrifty. Milk, to a certain extent, takes the place of a meat diet, and Is therefore especially recommended during the cold months, when the supply of bugs and Insects no longer exists. Young chicks are very fond of milk and grow rapidly when fed on It. Buttermilk should be fed to the hogs, but sour milk may be given to the chickens, though not so good for them as the sweet milk. If you hav . never utilized your surplus stock of inllk this way, try It for a month, and see If the hens do not lay more eggs. Home and Farm. v.;',". Tf.V A Cow Pes, Holler. First a hopper In which the peas are put, vines and nil; then a cylinder twelve Inches In diameter and four feet long. Smaller might do. The cylinder Is covered with Iron spikes, as shown, driven Into the cylinder at an angle of about sixty degrees, loping back from direction of cylin der. Ends of spikes left out one-half or five-eighth Inches In length. Hows of spikes four to six Inches apart, run ning spirally around the cylinder. In stead of lengthwise. Around this is a curved shaped piece of extra heavy sheet iron or steel, strong enough to hoU the peas up to the cylinder, and still springy enough to allow them to go through without splitting the peas. Then make a box or frame In which the cylinder rests. This Is not so Im portant only iu so far as it holds up the cylinder, but any old thing that will do that will accomplish that end. The handle Is represented on the cyl inder, but I would recommend that power of some description be used, as I know from personal experience that It requires a good deal of muscle to make It go when it Is full of pea vines. I ground out five acres of peas with mine. Dove B. MUIer, In St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Kkks In Cold Storage. One cannot keep eggs la cold storage successfully unless proper conditions are obtained beforehand. I approve of a cold storage plant on every farm where the number of luylng hens ex ceed 200. A plant properly constructed then will pay the owner when eggs are so cheap that It Is Impossible, to and any decent market for them. Eggs stored away properly can be kept from six to eight months. The hummer eggs can be gathered and kept for winter use. Not only this, but the eggs gath ered daily should be placed Immediate ly In the cold storage plant, so tbey will keep in perfectly fresh condition wheu shipped to market a few days later. It is lmpoMble sometimes to make shipments every day, and often It is very unwise; yet If one has no cold storage plant on the farm the eggs may be ruined within forty-eight hours by exposure to hot weather. It Is weather conditions more thnn time which ac tually causes eggs to become stale. This should bo remembered iu build ing the cold storage place for them, eat Is the worst enemy of the eggs and next to that Is moisture, aud third, stale, impure air. With this under stood It may be possible for oue to understand why a cold, but damp celt lur Is a poor place for storing eggs. The excessive moisture of tb place soon makes the eggs mouldy and musty. Moisture must be excluded by all means from tho storage bouse. Of course, too dry an air Is not desirable, although that Is preferable to too moist eggs. Ventilation Is essential to the welfare of the eggs. Impure air will cause the - eggs to decay rapidly, and Impure air generally means damp, moist air. Con sequently It Is essential on pleasant days to have the outside air circulated through the storage house. Thu cir culation should be forced. There is io other way to obtain It successfully, where producers try to store their owu eggs. To lest the condition of tho air Instruments to reglkfer the moisture ' as well as the temperature should be constantly in use. The temperature of tho storage houses should bo kept noUttiUil at thirty degrees- F. That is AGRICDLTDRAL considered the best by all storage com panies, and If properly regulated at this temperature, the summer eggs will generally keep all right for winter use. Annie C. Webster, la American Cultivator. Competition on Farms, The farmer of the present day meets closer competition In his business than the merchant, his competitors being other farmers who are alive to every opportunity to Increase their profits. The progressive farmer closely ob serves the markets, but he gives more attention to the lessening of the cost of production than to anything else. The farmer who does not know of the production of the latest labor-saving appliances, or of the advantages of the various breeds of live stock, Is surs to work at a great disadvantage In competition with one who leesens the cost of labor, and Increases the prod ucts of his farm, for If prices fall by reason of great supply, the unprepared former, who has not kept pace with other, will be the first to fall by the wayside. The beginning of the new year Is the time to plan for next season. The farmer no longer has any choice In the matter of reform. Ho cannot de cide to continue on with old methods unless other farmers are doing tho same. Necessity will compel changes, and It Is better to get ready for them than to wait until the growing season arrives than to discover that a whole year must be lost In the attempt t produce crops under methods that oth ers have discarded. There Is more la bor performed on farms from which the farmer secures no return than Is Incurred In any 'other pursuit, and It is this waste of labor the result of adhering to old systems that causes farmers to mortgage their farms and pay Interest. No farmer con afford to sell his produce for less than Its cost yet the cost depends largely on the management. His competitor, with lower cost and larger yields, forces him to sell at unremuneratlve prices. Where some farmers fail Is in not Increasing tho productive capacity of their live stock. Beef cattle that weigh less than one-half the weight that could be obtained, sheep weighing less than 100 pounds each on the hoof, and milk from cows that but little more than pay the cost of keeping, are examples found everywhere. The most difficult matter on the part of those who are Interested In the ad vancement of farming Is to convince farmers that an essential duty in the keeping of live stock Is to use the pure breeds. Strange to say, the greatest obstacle to the introduction of pure breeds is the prejudice of the farmers. On the large majority of farms will be found animals that demonstrate their worthlessness In comparison with some that are better, yet even this fact so plain that It cannot be avoided, has not ludnced farmers to discard scrubs and accept the poor breeds. Only when some progressive farmer steps out of the line and adopts new methods are many of the farmers convinced that they must do the same thing or suffer loss. Philadelphia Record. For Clean Milk. Poor butter is very often the result of Impurities that get Into the milk at milking time. Cloth strainers will help matters materially, but first of all thoroughly rub tho cow's udder with a piece of burlap before milking. The best pail for milking with cloth strain ers can be made by the tinsmith after the pattern shown in the cut. Lay the cloth tightly over the top of the pall. then press the top piece down InsiflV the rim of the pail. The milk cannot spatter out, and must pass through the cloth Into the pall. Probably not one dairyman Iu a hundred Is as par ticular as he should be In the matter of getting the milk from the cows In the cleanest possible manner. After visiting many dairy farms and noting tlia filthy manner lu which the cows are cared for and milked, I think my statement of not oue In a huudred is wide of the mark. In many barns tin conditions are simply disgusting, while one can rarely find a stable where a thoroughly painstaking effort Is made to keep every particle of for-el-;n matter and foul odor out of tho milk. Even under tho very best con ditions as regards cleanliness It Is ut terly impossible to keep all Impurities out of the milk if the latter is drawn from the cow Into an open pail, for hairs and tome dust particles will be loosened from the cow by the action of the hands In milking. However, with a pail like that shown In the cut, aud tiro thicknesses of cotton cloth, or, better still, a layer of surgeons' absorbent cottou, laid between two sheets of cheesecloxh and caught to gether here and there with thread and needle, almost absolute cleanliness can bo secured. A large sheet of such a strainer cnn be made at once, and cir cles cut from It for each milking. The cotton mentioned Is absolutely pure, and Is of a nature to cheek tho pass ago of any Impurities. By the use of such a device the mlk and cream will not only be practically pure, If all other precautions are taken to keep It so, but It will keep much longer than milk and cream secured under tho or dinary conditions a very decided ad vantage, If one ships bis cream away, or has a milk or cream route, for there is, perhaps, no more common complaint from customers on a milk route than that the cream or milk does not keep from one day to the next New York Tribune. ADAPTABILITY OF CHIFFON. It Is Favorite Fabrla of tho Fashion able Woman. I Without chiffon a woman, setting foot Into the fashionable world of 1902, would be In despair. There Is no one fabric so milch In ev idence, no one material so much need ed la the scheme's of dress, no one stuff half as becoming. Without chiffon the robes of 1902 would be robbed of their gnuzlness, and the general effect of the lightness would bo gone. Chiffon Is seen both winter and sum mer, and has been called the connect ing link between these two extremes of season. On Fourth of July a woman veils herself In It and makes ber stock of it; In mid winter her gown Is trimmed with It and her bodice is fash ioned entirely of It. Her fur coat is decorated with It and her linings par take of its puffings, while her under skirts rejoice In its shlrrlngs. Chiffon means more to-day to the woman of fashion than It ever did be fore, and the prophets say that It will continue to Increase In meaning and In fashionable growth. The now uses to which It Is put are too many to be mentioned and too va ried to allow of description. As a veil ing It now comes In dotted form, the dots of different colors on the opposite sides. If this very French form of veiling cannot be purchased ready made a woman dots it herself, using a fine needle and much patience. A Queen Louise stock Is another ar ticle of chiffon which she wears. This Is a long veil coming from the back of the winter bat. often from the back of a fur hat falling right out from under a much tailed animal, and this she twists around ber neck many times un til It form a stock. The two ends are now allowed to hang down the front in stole fashion, and, of course, these ends are embroidered. But this Is not all the ways of chif fon. As a bodice stuff It Is so much seen that to attempt to tell of new ways of treatment opens up a field in exbaustlve. But there is a chiffon bod Ice that may be new. It Is made upon a foundation, for chiffon Is too sheer to go alone, and It is shirred every Inch, to moke Inch wide puffs. These are attached to the under part or lin ing until a waist Is formed an entire shirt waist, all little soft chiffon puffs. New York Herald. Woman's Place In Golf. When women in America first began to play golf they were allowed at many of the big clubs to use the links only at certain hours on certain days when It was thought that their presence would not Incommode the Lords of Creation. Tho first courses laid out In America were very short and consequently easy. That of the Morris County Club, one of tho finest In the country then, as now, had In those days but seven holes, and not one of them was over a drive and Iron shot In length. The women were therefore able to reach them with a drive and brassey, and ho were as well off as the men, and their scores soon began to compare very fa vorably with those of their masculine competitors. This was also true of other courses and clubs, and the wom en naturally asked for the privilege of playing at any and all hours, urging as an excuse their ability to make low scores. After much hesitation and head shak ing on the part of those men who, never having had sjsters, had no Idea of the physical capabilities of a girl, permission was granted. The women took their hardly won permission with Joy, and proceeded to demonstrate that they could play good golf by taklnUn their detractors for a round and soundly beating them, From that day women have had an un disputed place on the links, and for the past three or four years It has been es- teemed an honor for even tho amateur champion to be asked to play In a mixed foursome by any one of a dozen of our leading women players. Golf, Cnasnal Feminine Vocations. In different parts of the earth wom en who earn their dally bread have chosen strange means of doing so. Their example may Inspire others, If not to adopt like professions, to act upon the principle which guided them to choose the one thing they could do That was near at hand. For Instance, in the State of Geor gia a woman not only personally de livers mall over a forty-mile route, riding over the scantily settled region of Montgomery County thrice weekly during the entire year, but manages a large farm as well, doing much of tho manual labor, such as plowing harrowing, sowing and harvesting, and supports by her energy and cour age a family of four. In the neighborhood of Savannah there resides a widow who for the last two years made more than a com fortable income as a government con tractor, bidding for the removal of wrecks, anchoring of buoys, building of Jetties and dredging. Not one In a thousand riding over the New London Northern Hallway are aware that the company employs the only woman train dispatcher In the world. Her hours, from 7 o'clock in the morning to 9 In the evening, are most responsible, her duties a con tinual nervous and mental strain. Recently the directors of the roud complimented her upon ber efficient service. She was also substantially awarded. China's Woman Doctor. . Dwelling quietly In San Francisco Is the "newest" Chinese woman In the world a woman whose distin guished career and splendid American education makes ber "advanced" even among Caucasian women of brains. Dr. Yaml Kim Is a graduate of the .Women's Medical College of the New York Infirmary. She came to Ameri ca when only sixteen years of age fwm her birthplace, Nlng Po, near Shanghai. The Chines girl was first regis tered as a student fit a private, board ing school In New York, and after a term there and a vacation trip to Honolulu she returned and settled down to her medical course. Her greatest work as a physician was done In Amoy, China, where she was sent by the Dutch Reform Board. The hospital to which she was assigned was In such an unsanitary condition that Dr. Kim resolved to have a hos pital of her own. She built up as paying a practice ns she could among the better classes of Amoy, and with the money earned proceeded to turn her own dwelling house Into a hos pital. "I ran that hospital on scientific lines," she declares. "I established baths and bygenlc wards with beds and appliances as nearly modern as could be managed under tho circum stances, but I could not stand the cli mate, so was obliged to resign my post; but I left it with money In the treasury." Flowers Far the Hair. The shell combs that have been worn are vanishing, and even for full-dress wear aigrettes and bows are seen less than half wreaths of flowers or a single delicate or richly glowing rose. Fashions For the Heir. Two-toned sntln ribbon Is employed In a variety of corsage knots and hair rosettes. Black and white, green and cream and pink and white, each makes an effective color combination. e e Flowers and feathers are artistically combined in some of the most attrac tive hair ornaments for evening wear. A dainty bit for a high coiffure is a small black ostrich tip set In a cluster of tiny pink rosebuds and leaves plen tifully besprinkled with rhlnestones. e e e Small rhlnestones scintillate on many of the fashionable aigrettes, whether these are composed of flowers, feath ers or ribbon. They lend a touch of brightness to these fetching hair, or naments which Is especially pretty un der the gaslight. Wreaths of green leaves, such as the laurel, are also seen among the coif fure sets of the season. These call up visions of a hero's brow, but In this In stance are designed as a captivating evening head-piece. T. The Ambitions Hatpin. A plain hatpin Is uncommon nowa days, although the Jeweled ones cost a pretty penny. Those formed with thick gold twisted ' tops, with a dia mond or pearl In the centre, are al ways In good taste, and not likely to clash with any of the hat trimmings, or a crystal ball, covered with a trellis- work of Jewels, Is a favorite design. Many a pretty hatpin may be made out of those old earrings which most people are burdened with and regard only as a superfluity; small cameos set In gold, onyx, or cornelians only require a strong pin attached to them to turn them Into useful ns well as or namental hatpins. A set of sliver or antique buttons is another gift which Is fashionable this year, the more unique and old the specimen the better. Feminine Occupations In the Orient. There are many openings In the Orient for a ventursome woman who Is not afraid to enter upon untrodden paths In search of a new occupation. In Turkey, Cyprus, Syria and Crimea all sorts of knick-knacks, such as pock et knives, scissors, housewives, toys and hundreds of small household arti cles, have been Introduced as tho re sult of European influence, and the de mand for these trltles is so greatly in excess of the supply that a fine field awaits the woman who takes up tho work of going to the houses of native women with such wares. The women of the Orient do not like to attempt shopping In the stores, hence the neces sity for a visiting trader. NEWEST FASHIONS Small boys have their Initials or monograms embroidered on their caps. A simple yet popular adornment for the neck Is a broad straight band of velvet. A pale blue matelasse dressing Jack et U trimmed with a flowered pompa dour silk and laco with black velvet ribbons. Many buttons were on a stylish lit tle gown of navy cloth, edging tho short bolero trimmed with cut work applied over lettuce-green satin. In the handsome silk skirts which are selling now at a reduction, some In light colors have narrow ruffles edged with narrow fancy ribbons. The newest luce pattern stockings do not have open work at the foot ot ankle, but Instead the lace effect tends from the top of the stocking to the shoe top. Tho latest chiffon veils are finished around three edges with a hemstitched border one Inch wide. Those come In many colors and have chenille dots to match the veil. For fancy vests to be worn with auy coatume, flowered chiffon, arruuged over satin or silk.' Is the popular ma terial. White chiffon for this purpose Is sprinkled with pink rosebuds or forget-me-nots of silk. An exquisite house gown of whlti? crepe de chine Is trimmed with gar lands of violets embroidered on white mouHsellno de sole. Another of the same material, In black, Is trimmed with black and gold embroidery. Odd blues and browns are to be seen in the new foulard, queer light shades of brown, and many of tho pretty and also light shades of blue, although there are some of the deeper shades of the latter color, as deep as the Yale blue. Tucks have lost none of their popu larity and are used In a variety of ar tistic ways for shirt waist adornment A stylish effect Is produced in a waist composed of daintily hemstitched solid tucking, running up and down, with the sleeves and narrow cuff made of crosswise tucki to correspond. Srw HOUSEHOLD HINTS : "Don'ts" For Tonne; Housekeeper!. Don't put butter In your refrigerator nth the wrappings on. Don't use butter for frying purposes, ft decomposes and Is unwholesome. Don't keep custards In the cellar H an open vessel. Tbey are liable to oecome poisonous. Don't pour boiling water over china packed la a pan. It will contract by me sudden contraction and expansion. Dou't moisten your food with tho Idea of saving your teeth. It spoils the teeth and you will soon lose them. Don't use steel knives for cutting ash, oysters, Bweetbrcads or brains. The steel blackens and gives an un pleasant flavor. , Don't scrub your refrigerator with warm water. When necessary sponge :t out quickly with two ounces of for maldehyde In two quarts of cold water. Don't put table cloths and napkins that are fruit-stained into hot soap suds; It sets or fixes the stains. Re move tho stains first with dilute oxalic .dd, washing quickly In clear water. -Mrs. S. T. Korcr, In the Ladles' Home Journal. .1 Tho Care of Palms. About all our palms require Is that all dust be kept off the foliage. This Is of the utmost Importance, as palms positively refuse to do well otherwise. See that they have moisture supplied to the roots as needed, which in spring and summer should be about every day. In fall and winter they require only moderate watering. They cnn be grown from seed, but It is slow work, and it Is better to get those already started. The scale insect Is their worst enemy. A wash of dilute alcohol will kill it, but must be washed off well afterward. A wash of weak lye soap Is the best preventive, but, like the alcohol, must be rinsed off well at once. Go all over the plant and leave no spot untouched with the soap. Palms should have a soil composed of good garden soil, leaf mold, rotted cow manure and sand, one-half of garden soil, and tho other half equal parts- of the rest. . The roots grow downward, consequently they require a deep pot. Put la pots just large enough to supply t.ieir wants, make the soil light and ilrm, arrange for good drainage, and place the crown bo It will be Just above the soil. Mrs. W. M. Knoer, in Good Housekeop- ,ns Jam. .lASUA'iCA Salmon Cullets--To one cup of cooked or canned salmon picked Into small pieces add half a cup of hard-boiled eggs chopped fine, and a tablespoon of finely chopped pickles. Season with salt and pepper. Mix well together with a fork. Then add half a cup of white sauce. Place a spoonful of the mixture on a board or plate well cov ered with crumbs. With a spoon press It Into the form of a cutlet half an Inch In thickness. Dip the cutlet Into egg batter, then cover again wnh crumbs and saute In fat until a rich brown color. Or, If preferred, lay In a frying basket and fry in deep fut in a kettle. Serve garnished with lemon points. cress, curled celery or thick slices of tomato. Grilled Sweet Potatoes-Boll or steam four or five medium-sized potatoes and use them while hot, for the texture of the potatoes when freshly cooked Is quite unlike that of those which have become cold and then are reheated. Pare them, cut them in shapely slices lengthwise, and about one-third inch thick. Dip them lu melted butter aud sugar, lay them on a greased broiler and cook until brown. Be careful no) to let them burn. Being already hot, they only need the quick browning, and the sugar and butter will burn eas lly Jf not watched. Put two round tablespoons of butter, oue of sugar, out of hot water and one-fourth teaspoon of salt in a saucepan over hot water, t.nd It will mult while you are paring the potatoes. Almond Cake Beat to a cream one cup of sugar, one-half cuj of butter; add beaten whites ol two eggs and one yolk, one cur, of sweet milk; then mix two tea, spoonfuls of baking powder Into foui cups of well sifted flour. Bake Imme diately after It has been stirred. Fill ing: Chop fine one cup of seeded raisfius aud one cup of blanched al monds. Cook one cup of granulated sugar with one-half cup of water uu til It strings, thin ndd the whites ol three eggs, well beaten, and stir untl a cream, and when cool add chopped almonds aud raisins, using for flavor Ing a few drops of bitter almond am! oil of rose. This can be. used as t solid cake by adding the filling to thi cake aud bake in oue tin together. Chicken Soulile In Pepper Cases Chop very flue one cupful of chlckei meat previously cooked; inlK with li two tablespoonfuls of flour, one table spoonful of chopped parsley, one-hah tablespoonful of chopped onion and out cupful of hot milk. Put on tho stove let it come to a boll, and add the well beaten yolks of three eggs; removi from the fire. Fold in the whites o! the eggs beaten to a stiff froth. Poir, into the prepared peppers; clot will bits of butter, and bake until browi and fluffy. The large bell peppers an the best for cooking; always selec those that have not begun to changi color. Cut a slice from the stem end extract the seeds, throw them In clea cold water; let them be fur an Lout then drain them and they are read; for use, t 1 CALIFORNIA FRUITS. km Industry That Has Been O row lug Fe Many- Years. , "Perhaps more fruit Is Imported from the State of California to the National Cifpltal and other Eastern cities each year than from all other States In the Union combined," said W. W. Lough rey, a prominent California fruit grow er, to a Washington Star reporter. "I have noticed this fact particularly dur ing the Christmas holidays. Nearly all of the finest fruits displayed by your dealers were the products of my State. The exact' state of the fruit culture In California is best told In the report of a Government field agent of the Division of Statistics who re cently visited the" State and says: -" 'Few people know that the fruit In dustry of California was practically begun during the establishment of missions by the Franciscan monks. As early as 1702 there were about 6OO0 trees growing on the different mlsolonj. Apples, pears, oranges, limes, lemons, and olives constituted the greater pro portion of these trees, aud as they nearly all did well they proved the possibility ot fruit culture In Cali fornia. " 'In 1830 some attention was given to the cultivation of fruit in Sonoma County, and several small orchards were planted. Several years later the planting of fruit trees began in Los Angeles and Yolo Counties, but only In a small way. It was at the time of the great gold excitement, however. In 1849, that the Industry renlly re ceived Its first Impetus. While the majority of the Immigrants to the State thought of nothing but gold, a few of the more conservative obtained posses sion of some of these old orchards and found a handsome profit In selling their fruit at exorbitant prices. " 'Since that time the demand for fruit from our State has steadily In creased. The climate of the State is particularly favorable to the Industry, and as a result there are many kinds of fruit produced successfully In Cal ifornia which cannot be raised in most Eastern States. This Is particularly true of the citrus and subtropical fruits which grow In great profusion with us and pay handsomely. Even the high mountain valleys are adapted In both climate and soil to the raising of hardy Northern varieties, and between these and the low valleys of the south may be found conditions of climate admirably suited to the production of nearly all kinds of fruit known to do mestic commerce.' " A Hundred Tears Usnce, The twentieth century 1b not closing without Issues to be settled, says John Bates Clark, in the Atlantic. You know whnt foreign relations now mean; not a strugglo to keep from fighting, but an effort to adjust trade connections and other vast and involved Interests. The very Intimacy in which nations live, while it guarantees peace, makes work for the International courts. In Individual morality we are not yet at the portal of the millennium; for pros perity has brought Its sore temptations. Here, Indeed, our gains seem to be In Borne danger, and In this direction the strongest effort is needed In order to save them. A certain manly quality In our people gives assurance that we have the personal material out of which a millennium may grow. Fraternity abounds where once It was rare. We can all lock with toleration on our new billionaires, knowing, as we do, how little the excess of their fortunes reully does for them. In the retrospect it seems to me as If the ship that carries our fortunes had once been half disabled by storms, but had outridden them, and were well on its way to port. More wealth, strength, and virtue are yet to be attained, nnd In tho struggle against evils we shall gain moral stamina. There are con tests enough still In progress to give virility to the popular character. You have work before you, children of the twenty-first century; but my hope is that the area of greatest danger has been passed, and that your tasks will be lighter than ours have been, and your strength greater. Locking the Gibraltar Fortress. The Gibraltar correspondent of the Military Mail describes the ceremonial of locking the fortress. Twenty min utes before first evening gun tire, the drum and fife band of the regiment de tailed for this duty parade at the Con vent and pick up tho key sergeant, who takes the keys from a safe In the Con vent and falls In rear of the band with an escort of one non-commissioned offi cer nnd two men, with fixed bayonets. Then, led by the sergeant drummer, they pluy with great ceremony through the main street to Casemate square, where the key sergeant proceeds to lock all the gates leading Into Spain, while the drummers souud "retreat" on the gun tiring. The same ceremony Is observed on bis return, aud he duly locks up the ancient keys securely in tho sufe on again reaching the Convent. Ouco the gutes are locked they cannot be unlocked unless by special sanction of his Excellency, the Governor. The Flaoe Hunter. ' Once upon a time a professional poli tician called on tho President for a place where the tenure was not un certain. Though told that there wus no acant office, he called again, and again, Insisting that his application should bo granted. Finally he called with very strong written. Indorsements, one of them bearing tho names of two Senators; but alas! the names had been forged. Then the man wus Indicted, found guilty of forgery, and was sent to the penlleutlury for flvo yenrs. Moral: Persistence will find a place where the tenure is not uncertain. New York Herald. Valuable Pebbles. Between tho northern polut of Long Island and Watch Hill lies a row of little Islands, two of which Plum Isl and and Goose Isluud possess a peculiar form of mineral wealth. It consists in heaps of richly colored quartz peb bles,, showing red, yellow, purple and other hues, which are locally called agates. They are used In making stained glass windows, and there Is sufficient demand for them In New York to keep the owners of one or two sloops employed in gathering them from tho beaches, where the waves continually roll and polish them, bring ing out the beauty of their colors.. HE THOUCHT HE KNEW IT ALU ( knew a man who thought he knew it ill, He knew how earth became rolling ball. He knew the source and secret of all life. He also knew how Adam came to fall. He knew the causes of the glacial age, And what it was that made the deluge rage. He knew in fact, lie knew most ever thing. In his own mind he was earth's greatest sage. His knowledge was of such stupendous girth, It took in everything upon tho earth And in the heavens; but most strange of all. Ha didn't know a thing of real worth. He knew where people go when they are dead. He knew all wonders ever sung or said. He knew the past and future; hut for all He didn't know enough to earn bis bread. He was a marvel of omniscience. He knew the secret of the hence and whence. He was a bundle of great theories. The only thing he lacked was common eense. J. A. EJgerton, In Denver (Col.) News. Little Elmer "Papa, what Is It that makes a statesman great?" Professor Broadhead "Death, my son." Har per's Bazaar. 'Tis not because her ways are chill, Nor that she's illy bred; It's just because she's dressed to kill She tries to cut me dead. Philadelphia Record. ' Visitor "Well, Joy, I am glad to see that you are not at all shy." Joy "Oh, no, I am not shy now, thank you. But I was very when I was born!" Punch. Mrs. Crawford "I suppose you suf fer a great deal from your dyspepsia?" Mrs. Crabshaw "Not half as much as I did when my husband had It." Judge. When men do foolish things we say: "Thi.t is, indeed, their natural way." And if they're wise, we're not content We murmur: " 'Twos an accident." Washington Star. Lady Visitor "And was your hus band good and kind to you during your long illness?" Parishioner "Ob! yes, miss, 'e just was kind; 'e was more like a friend than a 'usband." London Tattler. . Miss Angular "Do you think my age Is beginning to tcU on me." Miss Plumplelgh "Yes, dear, but then you have no cause for worry. It doesn't begin to tell the whole truth. "Chi cago News. "De Graft Is one of the most remark ably successful financiers this city has produced In a decade." "I thought he was broke." -"Broke? Why. that man can write his debts In six figures!" Indianapolis News. Mrs. O'Flinn "I'm wrltln' to the scbule tacher, darlln', an' I want ut to be folne. How many capitals do you put Into a sentence?" Jennie "Ocb, be glnerous with them. Put In half a dozen." Boston Courier. "Tut, tut," said the dentist. "That nerve does not reach up so far as you say. It Is not a foot long at all. That's all In your rnlnd." "Um-m-m-m!" groaned the writhing man, "it surely feels as If it were nearly all there!" Atlanta Constitution. "Henry, how is the plot of that sea novel running?" -"Well, Just at this chapter there is a terrible storm and the passengers are afraid the boat will go to tho top." "You mean to tho bot tom." "No; this is a submarine boat." Philadelphia Record. "And now that you ore through col lege, what are you going to do?" asked a friend of the youthful candidate, "I shall study medicine," was the grave reply of tha young man. "But isn't that profession already over-crowded?" asked the friend "Possibly It is," an swered the knowing youth, "but I pro pose to study medicine just the same, and those who are already In the pro fession will have to take their chances." -Tit-Bits. 1 How the Kaiser Betallates. The German Emperor when iu any way crossed or contradicted pulls vio lently at the lobe of his right ear with the thumb and forefinger of his right hand. When be was staying in Eug land at the time of the Queen's funeral, he received a telegram and opened it in the presence of one of his smart lit tle nephews, a boy of six. Something in the telegram did not please his Majesty, nnd he began to tug at bis car. The little fellow said: "Tell me, uucle, why do you pull your car?" "Because I am annoyed, my darling," was the reply, "Do you always do that when you are annoyed?" "Yes, my darling," said his Majesty. "And when you are very, very much annoyed, what do you do?" persisted this juvenllo Inquirer. "Then I pull somebody else's," said William II. London Answers. AVlfoy Saw the Gas Bill. "I saw your wife In a car with you the other day," said a friend to the gay Wall street bmker. "I thought she was going to stay South over the holidays." "She thought so, too," and the brokei smiled. "She was with friends down there for a long tlmo, aud kept writing mo not to tell ber to come back Just yet." - "How did you manage it?" "I didn't write for her to como back, I Just sent'ner last month's gas bill It was for eleven cents. She got her two. days later, aud her trunks bavt been coming in on every traiu since." Then they both smiled and drifted between latticed doors that swung u ward. New York Press. Seattle Gets the Baered Ox. The sacred ox, a part of the asset! of .the stranded Australian circus, which went to pieces In Blaine a fen years' ago, and of which Lester C, David, Tom Kenney and O, II. Walket became the legatees, was sold to thi Bcnttlo museum and shipped yesterday, This, it Is claimed, Is the only auluia! of Its kind in tho United States, and the owner said as he wus putting him ou the boat, that 500 would be no temptation to part with him. The dlfc ferent brands show the tribes by which lie had been worshiped In India. Seat lie Pot-IutellIganeer. -