HER BOY. Wliere to the child that used to piny Around her while ("lie sewed ewnj Whoee baby rhymes she used to hear. Forgetting that the world was drear? Where is the child that used to placo His cheek against her pallid luce, Who used to sing, all unaware . Of troubles she was forced to bear Where is the child who made her glad,, Who was the only hone she had. For whom she toiled, for whom she prayed, For whom her fondest plans were laid! The child is gone! She sits alone He's claimed another as his own They've flown, but they'll return anon The mother's lips are white and drawn. Her poor, old toil-worn finders bleed; t-ho sits alone in dire need, And thinks ah, solemn thought and prim! "The girl's not good enough tor him. ' 3. E. Kiser, in Chicago Kccord-Henild. 'Ml NDY SllOWrcU.S does not ask for anybody's sympathy be j'&y cause ens of his ryes is gone J"- and lie wears a glass counter feit iu lis place. Indeed, the chief fuu of his llfo Is focused upon that glass eye. Every week or two lie has a now joke about It, and In telling It he laughs louder and ljuger than anybody flse- "'Long about thrashing time," be says, "I've got the best of the men With two good eyes. If one eye ketches a thimbleful of Oust two ketches two tliiu.b'.efuls. That's plain euough for a nian with no eyes to see. And If a whole pair of specs cost !r half n pair oughtn't to fetch more'n .2.."0. If I want to go to sle-'p when F.ldor Jones Is preacU'i' I just keep this bad lamp of mine on picket iluty and doze off with tho o.her." From the mere standpoint of num bers Andy Is better off with eyes than any of his neighbors. He has the big gest collection in Ruel'.iy Comity eyes for week days and eyes for Sundays, eyes for weddings and eyes tor funer als, eyes with stony starts and eyes with romantic dreams in them. He always speaks of his ophthalmic prop- THEBE WERE ALL EOETS OF TINTS. erty In the singular, however, becauso ho can only wear one movable eye at a time. Early l:i July Andy's wife aud daughter Saillo came to Chicago to visit. Of courts every member of the family In the little heme down la (Jus ter township must have a souvenir from the big city. It was easy to pro vide for the others, but what to get for Andy that was a hard one. Thea a bright thought struck Snllie. "Say, ma, let's get pa a new eye for Sunday," wa3 tho way she put It, her wd. brown ones glowing with bril liancy borrowed from the Idea. "That's Just the thing, Sallle," said good Mrs. Showers, and away they went la search of an eye store aud a brand-new socket tiller. It was easy enough at a distance to pick out an eye that would match Andy's good one, but when Sallle aud her mil looked into a case full of optics that were green, gray, brown, and all the tints between well, there was trouble. "I tell you, pa's eye is green, ma," declared Sallie with an emphasis allowing that she considered the Inci dent closed. "It's just like this one," holding tip to the light a Nile-tinted specimen. "It's no such thing, Sallle," returned the elder Showers. "Pa's eye's a light blue. Long before we's married tin girls used to call him -Blue Eyes,' and I don't reckon the one that's left has waBhed out." The end of It all was that pa got a compromise tetweeu a Wuj and n green eye, aud It didn't mate the other one a little bit. It was not less than four shades off color, and moreover. it was so small that one could almost liear It rattle when Andy shook his head. And hereon hangs one of his vtoclc Jokes. juiay wore nis new eyo to church the first Sunday after it came. When Elder Jones rose to pray Andy bowed bis head as usual. That Chicago store eeye saw Its chance to show off before the rural worshipers. It dropped out cf II nest, clattered on the pew seat ahead and then rolled to the floor and down the aisle. Cay Showers, four year old, chased after the fugitive, but before be emerged Into the aisle a newly married couple came along. "Look out, uilthter," be lisped, "don't you thtep on pa'th eye." The groom sidled to one side like a man making an end run around a enake and the bride blushed In a frightened sort of way. Ed Danes' crew of Irreverent young men on tho back seat tittered audibly, and a wave of nudging swept every pew as the summer breeze did the wheat field out Sldti. , Klder Jones tried to preserve the jpraYlty of the service by cutting short . . - . . . -L f his prayer nr.d announcing a hymn, but by some Irouy of circumstances be chose one that sounds like "The consecrated cross-eyed bear." Not long after that unfortunnto church Incident Andy went to have his picture taken, aud of course he wore bis Sunday eye. It matched the natural optic nhout ns well as the rib bon he took home for Mrs. Showers when she was getting ready for the Jenkins girl's wedding, but when a man bus his picture taken nothing but Sunday fixing will do. "For goodness sake, pa," said Sal lle, ns she tried to make a seventeen collar tit a fifteen shirt, "try to look a little decent Ibis time. That other pic ture Is Ju.st horrid." "Lift your chin a little and don't stare quite bo much," admonished tho man at iho camera, who had not no ticed tho Showers assortment of look ers. Then, while tho long-haired art ist with the soiled linen was fumbling about for a plate, Andy pushed that off eye of his around so that It peered Into an upper corner of the room. ".Now look about here at this card on the door and hold still fur a second," and as the picture maker thrust his shaggy bead underneath the dark cover Andy leaned forward for an instant and siyly dropped the s:nall-cnlllre glass ball into his lap. "There's a leetle too much shade on the left eye," came from the cavernous depths tinder tho cover. "Turn your lV.ee a trille to the ri;,kt, aud then we'll get you." Andy tunud It, and the empty socket 1oj:ik:1 iu'.o the nrtist's view like tho i'P Ming of a oyclo:: cellar. "I tors.. on tiio," chuckled the t'.iau at the machine. "It's no time for the drinks, but I'll make you a iloiieu for half price." "tiuess that's about right for a man Willi oniy half as many eyes as he oi: ;ht to have." said Andy. One wck day pa's Sunday eyo was missing, lie searched the cluck ngai.i and a;:a':i. but it was no use. the prize wr.s go:;.-. Mis. S. towers hadn't seen it, and Sallle couldn't imagine "where it'd got to." At tile dinner table the subject was taken up anew. Baby Showers lipcd his iunoci nee, but for mi. no tvasau ten-year-old Willie did no; join in llie discussion, lie made himself a mi.-,h;y !usy bey and kept his i yes glued to the country ham on his plate. 'W'Uiic, yen hain't' seen pa's eye. have ven; asked ills motner.. There was a moment of silence and Willie's lps quivered vinieutiy. He Un.-w his time had come. 'Johnnie Silver's gat it," he whimp ered. Why, how In the world did Johnnie Silver R'.-t it?" pressed Mrs. Showed "He he beat." "Beat what?" "Playing marbles." The next day Johnnie Silver traded back tho siore eye for the biggest mar ble in town, and Andy Showers gave him tho marble. John Howard Todd, in the Chicago Record-Herald. Domestic Ice lUachtnef. Periodically the question is nsPtt why there Is nothing available lu the shape of a small Ice or refrigerating machine for domestic use. That each a machine Is la wide demand and would meet with a ready sale Is gener ally admitted, so that to many it seemed all tho more curious, no doubt, that commercial enterprise did not long i'vJ undertake to solve the problem. The whole question, however, may be answered by tho statement that no better method of refrigeration has yet been four. 1 than the use of ammonia or a similar system, which involves the use of certain pressures and a cer tain number of elements In the cycle. su; '.i as compression, expansion and condensation, regardless of whether the plant is to turn out a fraction of a ion or a hundred tons. The handling of the refrigerating cycle aud the safe manipulation of pressure requires skill in fact, n skl'.l somewhat above the average, and which cannot be ex pected from ordinary domestics. It, therefor?, seems that the facts as they stand at preseut preclude the possibil ity of small domestic ice or refrigerat ing plants, and will so continue until some system may be devls?d differing widely from those now In use. Cas sler's Magazine. A Judge's Daughter Opens a Uarber Shrai Because she was turned down by the Barbers' Union Mary C'lagett, daughter of the late Judge W. H. Chgett, of Spokane, Wash., has opened a barbar shop of her own, the first one of its kind lu the State. Judge Clagett was one of the best known men in tho Northwest. He was once elected a Senator from Idaho, but was i.ot seated, owing to n technicality. He represented Montana lu Congress iu his earlier years. After his death his daughter sought employment In barber shops as a livelihood. She had learned tho trade In Chicago. The local union would not admit her so she started alone, keeping up union prices and making no complaint. She is a bright. Intelligent woman, nn.1 wlille her family objects to h?r preseut employment She Is cheerful and deter mined to continue. Many of her father's old-time friends patronize her. San 1'niuclseo Chioulcle. Tit Cluck ait Greenwich. The clock at th'. Greenwich Observ atory Is the most Important one lu Eu rope, for It furnishes correct tlmo all over that part of the globe. It Is, therefore, looked after and regulated with the greatest care, and Is never allowed to get more than one-tenth o." a second fast or slow. Of course, It Is Impossible to correct so small an er ror by moving the bands, but an electro-magnet serves the purpose admir ably. The magnet Is near the pendu lum, which It attracts the least bit when the electrical current Is turued on. The current is so timed that It delays the pendulum I! the clock Is fast, or quickens It If the clock Is slow, In this way a few thousand swings of the pendulum will correct the error of a tenth of a second. Jewelers' Itevlew, The Value of a Bleu Mind. A rich mind will cast over the hum blest home a radiance of beauty and wholesoineness which an upholsterer or a decorator can never equal. F.uier sou says, "There Is no beautiller o complexion, form, or behavior, like the wish to scatter Joy, aud not vulu, around ui." Success. KILLED A AVUITE DEER EXPLANATION OF A BOLD HUNTER'S TRACIC FATE. llie Misfortunes Which Itefett Thomns Hronson, Who Had Shot Phantom" Deer Ills Desperate Fight With a Bis; Muck Akttetons of Both Found Later, Tho recent statement that the Smith sonian Institution ofTers a reward of $1000 for the skin of a white deer said to have been seen In New Jersey recalls to the memory of the old hunt ers of the Allegheny Mountains the fact that hunters would no more kill n white deer than a sane man would go over Niagara Falls. Aside from the fact that a white deer Is regarded as an animal which nil hunters are fu honor bound not to kill, the belief has been rlmost general that the slayer of one of these deer would meet with dire misfortune, so that from time Im memorial such white deer as from year to year lll'ted ghost-like through the thickets and woods of the Allo genics wen; safe from the Indian's arrow or the white man's bullet. There are hunters still living In Clearfield County, Fenn., who to this day believe that the experience of one man proves the connection between the killing of a white deer and calam ity. This man was Thomas Hronson. who, with his wife and two young sons, lived In the tireen Woods not far from the bead of Cold Stream. Hronson was a man of taciturn nature, n daredevil who was regarded by other hunters ns a good fellow to let alone. He was reckless and brave, but was lint looked upon as a good neighbor. Early In the fall of ISeit l'.ronson while hunting in the vicinity of the Knobs espied a deer whose coat was as white as snow. He was undis turbed l.y what he styled the timid fears of silly sportsmen. Hronsou's rifle cracked, and the deer, after a few t-pa'inodio leaps, fell to the ground villi n bullet through Its heart, iis While skin died red with Its blood. Hronson dressed the deer, which was a seventy-live pound doe, and. wrapping the meat In tho hide, carried It home. If he gave any thought to tho fact that be bad killed a while di er it was simply to reflect that the hide might bring high price ns a curiosity. Ho afterward remembered that a raven croaked overhead as he was passing along the woodland road in the evening, but as ra reus were nu merous be paid no heed. Six weeks afterward Hronson, while searching for the den of a pack of wolves near the head of Cold Stream, fell upon n pile of rocks and. broke bis arm, an accident that laid him up for some weeks, during which time he was visited by old Jim Morrison, the veteran hunter of Hattlesnnke Run. Jim had heard of the killing of' the white deer, sud he was not slow to tell Hronson that ho had done a most fool ish thing. After Morrison had de parted Hronson got to thinking about the matter. But, although misfortune had overtaken him, he was not con vinced that the death of the deer had anything to do with It. Neverthe less from that time on there was a perceptible change In his spirits. He lest his bravado and was less ven turesome. He lc-U his nerve complete ly when, a year later, one of his sons ran away from home and left no trace and his wife died of a snake bite. Hronson became taciturn and moody, shunning such hunters as came into tno Green Woods and living the life of a semi-hermit. Three years after tho killing of the "phantom" deer Hronson started out along the turkey path In the direction or Trout Hun. He had not gone more than a mile when he saw a big buck cropping the twigs less tiiau 00 yards away. lie stalked the buck until he was within easy shooting distance, and then, taking steady aim, ho fired. The deer dropped in Its tracks, aud Hronson hastened to its side to cut Its throat. He had approached within a few feet of the animal when the latter jumped to Its feet and fiercely attacked him. The buck had only been wounded, and, ns in such cases, was a most danger ous antagonist. Hut Hronson drew his knife nud fought desperately for his life. The battle continued for some time the sharp antlers and front hoofs cf the buck cutting Brouson's flesh until the blood flowed from a score of wounds, while the hunter repentedly thrust his knife into the deer's side in the endeavor to reach tho heart. Ten duys later Brouson's only re maining son. who had remained at home wheu his father started out hunting, appeared at the settlement and Inquired for his parent. No one had seen him, however, and his disap pearance was a mystery unsolved un til spring. Two lishernieu who were on their way to Trout Kun for a fish ing expedition early In Aptil saw the skeleton of a doer lying a few yards from the path upon which they were walking. Out of curiosity they inves tigated, and were astonished to see, some fifteen feet away, the skeleton of a man. Jim Morrison roved that the human bones were those of Thomas Hronson, as he readily Iden tified tho hitter's rifle and hunting knife. Morrison explained to the fish ermen how the tragedy had occurred, the wounded buck having killed Hron son, and then dying from the wounds the hunter had Inflicted upon him with rifle and knife. Increase In Marrlas;es. There has been a notable Increase In the number of marriages recorded In Chicago for this year over a similar period of lust year. This bus set spec ulative persons at work figuring out why this should be, and some of the conclusions are Interesting. It Is noted liiit the Increase has been accompan ied by a corresponding decrease In the number of young women seeking em ployment as stenographers and clerks, aud certain club women Infer from this that there Is a growing tendeucy on the part of young women to give up business life for that of the home. Others hold that prosperity In the business world baa enabled more young men to marry, and that this will n ceo ii nt for the increase. Chicago Post. A German trolley car has attained a speed of niucty-nluc and a b< miles bu uoui SAW A BLOODHOUND IN ACTION Unerring Work lay a Ung Valued at a Thousand Dollars. "I had an opportunity to observe the efficiency of tho bloodhound ns nil In strument for tracking criminals while I v.v.s nt Wichita," said a Macon attor ney the other day on returning from a trip over Into Kansas'. "An atrocious crime had been com mitted out In the suburbs. The Sheriff was promptly notified and he respond ed Immediately with his large, som bre assistant. The dog was taken Inlo the house and to the room where llie crime occurred. It Immediately started out with a hound, cleared the fence and dashed into the timber with the Sheriff and others following close behind. The hound ran to a stream, where It appeared to be mystified for a few minutes. It ran up and down the banks, panting and wagging Its tall nervously. Suddenly It caught the trail again and dashed onward up tho bank of the stream, ran around a tree, shot over a brush pile and th"H took a bee line for town. "From this time on It never faltered nor seemed to be In doubt for a mo ment The trail led to a mammoth grain elevator. The dog burst Into a side door without hesitation, and darted for the steps, dashing the sur prised workmen right nnd left. It went clear up (o the topmost floor of Hie elevalor, circled around a few times and then darted down another way. When It reached the bottom floor It ran out on the sidewalk, throii.th the business part of town and then to Ihe boarding district. It was blocked by a closed door at a small boarding house, but when the ollieers caught up with the dog they bad the door opened. The hound ascended Ihe steps nt a hound and went directly to a room occupied by one of the board ers, pushed the door open with his fore feet and nt lacked lb" lolhos of a man who was In bed asleep. "The savage growls woke the man up and he yelled loudly for protection. The Shell!" entered the room just ill time to s'mzo the dog nnd pull him from t'-o man's" throat. By Ibis time n large crowd had eongreg.'iled at the entrance of Ihe boarding house and was impa tiently awaiting the appearance of the quarry. The Sheriff telephoned for guards before attempting to remove his mail to jail. A patrol wagon came and the prisoner and dog were seated in. surrounded by policemen Willi drawn revolvers. When the start was made for the jail the crowd must have numbered fully IT.oo. They were vo ciferously demanding that the prison er be Immediately hung. Hut there was no leader and lynching was averted. During the drive the dog never for an Instant took his eyes from the trem bling victim. So perfect was the hound's work and so thoroughly had It terrorized the prisoner that he con fessed to the crime soon after ho was placed in jail. "I was informed that Ihe blood hound was worth $1000, and was one of the best lu the State. It was not a very prepossessing animnl, but' when It was In aetlou, like a courageous sol dier. It looked much better than it did when on dress parade." Kansas Clt" Journal. " Tides In Swiss Lukes. Tides of tho ocean, as every one knows, are the result of the unequal attractions of the sun and moon on the earth's surface an compared with its centre. As the proportionate dif ference on account of its lesser dis tance Is greater lu the case of the moon, Us 'tide raising Influence Is rath er more than twice as great as that of the sun, notwithstanding the dictum of tho man who would not believe the moon had anytiiing to do with it be cause he had seeu tides when there was no moon. Visitors to the lake country may not be aware that our small Inland lakes have tides which follow the moon wlih even more pre cision than the open ocean. The water iu a lake "rocks" as though It were a solid mass, but slowly, the sur fa;a changing Its level ns the meridian of tho lake alters Its direction with re gard to the moon. It requires, how ever, minute observation to detect this tide. So small is It that the difference between high and low water In a lake 100 miles broad Is little more ilian an Inch. In some of the lakes of Switzer land, besides the semi-diurnal tide, phenomena have bi-eu observed, called, locally, seiches. In which tho whole body of water rocks or vibrates lu twenty minutes or half an hour. Brit ish lakes are probably too small for similar phenomena to be easily per ceptible, but Dr. Forel, of Lausanne, has made careful study of the seiches of tho Lake of Geneva, und his analy ses, showing that the movements are often compound oscillations about two or more axes, nro full of luterest. London Telegraph. An Expensive Kducatlon. It Is suggested, and the suggestion seems eminently reasonable, that wheu England gets through practicing lu South African she will have the ablest army lu Europe; an urmy tit to be compared with Grant's In 1S(13. It Is the great drawback to the military art that a nation can't learn It thoroughly without practice, aud that usually, as the world Is managed now, by the time any generation In any nation becomes exceptionally proficient at fighting the chance to use lis skill passes, not to return until Its veterans are past the fighting age. Nothing but a rare com blnatlon of circumstances cau eunhle any modern nation to recover the value of the money and the lives It has in vested In the ranking of an efficient army. The most profit that England can hope for from her 200,000, sea soned veterans Is respectful treatment from her neighbors while she Is nurs lug her wounds. E. S. Martin, In Har per's Weekly. Immigrants Felt Tueniealvas Honored. A carload of Hungarian Immigrants arrived lu Freelaud on the same train as "The Girl From Vermout" com pany, which Included a brass band. When the musicians struck up a lively air previous to marching down the main street, the Immigrants thought they were ou the scene to accord them a welcomo to Ihe country, and prompt ly fell tuto Hue. The baud proceeded down the main street of the town with fifty Hungarian men aud women fol lowing, and it was not until the bund stopped that the Innocent foreigners realized their mistake, Philadelphia Tubllc Ledger. New York City. Carefully shaped, well fitted petticoats are as Important as the gowns worn over them If the latter are to appear at their best. The very satisfactory model Illustrated was designed by May Manton with all the requirements lu view and Is suited to silk, moreen, brllliantlne, gloria and all similar skirting mate rials, but In the original Is of taffeta In old rose with bands nnd frill of twlno colored lace. The skirt Is cut In seven gores that are shaped to bo snug about the hips and to flare nt tho feet. At the lower edge Is a straight frill of pllsso silk sdged with a ruche, nnd above It Iho graduated circular flounce that is shaped In points ut the lower edge. The back gores n"o laid In flat pleats SEVEN-GORED 1'ETTICOAT. at tho centre, but are perforated, to be made without fulness iu habit style, a fact which renders the petticoat pe culiarly desirable for wear beneath tho fashionable nklrt, and the top can be cut lu dip style and finished with or without the belt. To cut this petticoat for n woman of medium size twelve nnd a half yards of material twenty-nue Inches wide, eight nnd three-eighth yards twenty seven inches wide, five and live-eighth yards forty-four Inches wide, with ten nud n half yards seven nnd . n half Inches wide for pllsso frill, eleven yards of lace two Inches wide, and five nnd a half yards of Insertion to trim ns Illustrated. Womnn's Fancy lllousn. Youthful styles are much In vogue, not alone for young girls, but also for their elder sisters aud mammas, nnd the waist that closes at the back makes n feature of the season's styles. The attractive May Manton model shown In the large engraving Is made FANCY BLOLSE IN of white Loulslne silk with yoke and cuffs of Irish crochet over liberty satin and bands of black velvet ribbon, but Is equally well suited to all soft silk and wool materials and to the fashionable chiffon aud liberty ,'uize. The lining Is carefully fitted and ex tends to the waist line ouly. The yoke portions are simply faced onto It, to the required depth, uud at their lower edge the waist portions are attached. The front Is tucked for a few Inches only, and lu graduated lengths to form points, but the bucks are without ful ness at the waist line aud tucked for their entire length. The sleeves are novel and becoming. The lower por tions fit snugly aud are shaped to fall over the bauds, but the upper portions are tucked from the shoulders aud laid In pleats at the luuer scums aud so form soft full puffs at the elbows. The neck Is finished with a regulation stock collur, which In the case of the original Is uullned aud held In position by uprights of wire. . To cut this blouse for a woman of medium slzo three and one-eighth yards of material twenty-one Inches wide or one and five-eighth yards forty-four Inches wide, with one yard of all-over lace will be required. Skirt Binding. It goes without saying that the hand some drees has no skirt binding. It simply bangs over the elaborately edged drop skirt For ordinary cloth dresses a binding Is found to be more durable. In the case of broadcloth it Is the best scheme to make this little facing of the same, end being sure to have enough left over to replace it. Tbls a the best thing to do with vel veteen, also. Velveteen bindings on other materials are frequently not pleasing, however. There's brush edge, too; on a very shaggy dress goods It Is all right, but there's no easier way to ruin the effect of a fine dress. It looks brushy aud cheap, and some handsome dresses would ac tually look about as well with a tuggy, worn edge. tif-V Collarless Uralses, It Is a decided" change In fashion?! to hear that high collars are coming mm garni mi mm in, but It Is not believed thnt they will stay, because there is a perfect craze still for having Indoor bodices collnr less. The prettiest fashion conslsti of a collar of fur with an inner one of lnce. The question of catching cold Is not considered by the woman of fashion, but It must be admitted that when n woman gets past her first youth her neck does not look Its best entirely uncovered In the daytime. A Deep Collar. One of the pretties; separate eollnrs is yoke deep, has a stock and Is made of white broadcloth. In addition to n libernl sprinkling of French knots done in black there's an applique design in black velvet. These pieces, that may be had ready made, are a great help to the amateur dressmaker. A Mlllltlerr Novelty. A millinery novelty Is a wreath of magnolia blossoms In alternate black and white, with slightly decayed leaves. ISealisiu could hardly be ex pected to go further than the decayed leaves, but a rose spray, with unmis takable thorns, sharp enough to bring the blood. Is just a step beyond. Jeweled Mides. Rich women, even though they revel In diamonds, have no monopoly of slides, for, happily, stones of no great value are very modish. These are pretty on ribbon necklets as well ns rows of pearls. A lovely one Is in steel, set Willi corals. Turquoises nro very great favorites, too, either iu gold or platinum. Neckweitr. Women follow the men In the tie of their neckwear. The men are wear ing now for string ties those witli the broad straight ends tied in rather a large bow. That Is what tho smart haberdasher shows, and lu the shops where neckwear Is made for women the bows to the stocks nro also rathe large. A Tretty l al-lal. A pretty fal-lal of the moment Is the neat turnover, haud-stitched white muslin collar, with a black, plain or spotted stock this Is a charming fin ish to a shirt worn with a tailor made morning coat and skirt. A Favorite Flower For Ila.ts Thaj camelia Is the favorite flower for hats In Paris, not only in white mm YOUTHFUL STYLE. but in colors ns well. Pluk aud white camolias, with a knot of black velvet decorate one hat, and again you see a buuch of bright red ones with glossy green leaves ou a sable hut. Jet and Spangles. Jet and spangles once more have re turned to favor, but tho quality used is only of the very best, that Is to sa the jet Is all put ou by hand. Hoy' Shirt Waist. riaiu shirt wulJts, with comfortable turn-over collars are necessary to every boy's wardrobe. This satisfac tory model Is shown lu percale, white with stripes of blue, but is suited to all washable shirtings aud to both flannel aud flannelette. The waist flts smoothly across the shoulders, and Is arranged la gathers at the walut Hue, .where there Is an applied belt to which buttons are sewed by means of which the trousers are held in place. The sleeves ate in regulation shirt style with straight cuffs aud openings finished with over laps. At tho ueck is a turn-over col lur which cau, however, be omitted and the ueck tluished with the neck band, to which separate collars can be attached, when preferred. To cut this .waist for a boy of eight years of age one ond soveu-elghth Ml RHlltT WAIST FOR a Boy. yui'ds of material twenty seven Inches wldo or cnu and three quarter yards thirty-two Inches wide wlil be required. .. - i L DAfc'S WAYS. Just becAnae he sys, "Ond Mrs 'em, They were marie to make n noire!" People sny that dad's perulinr In his bringing up of boys. "They don't muWutnnd boy tift'tiir". That's tho trouble!" drul. snys he, "Reckon Hint they've quits forgotten All about the used-to-be. i "When my boys brenk loose and holler, I hrcnk loose and holier, tno, Just to show they do no different From the way we used to do. When they want to go a-swimiuing, I find time to go nlong; Show 'em how to dive and side-stroke, What is right nnd wliut is wrong. "Take 'em fishing and nut hunting. Join 'em in a gime of ball. Teach 'em how to find the muskrat And to know the nlnver's call. Lniigh at all their trifling mishaps, Jet them laugh in turn at mej Take their 'dares' from jumping fences Kound to shinning up a tree. "So we're jolly boon enmpanions, Best of chums- -ni boys and me. -Bnnd between its can't be. broken; Triple-woven!" dad, savs he. "Better lead n hoy than drive him; li'i by f.ir the tetter plm. Then you need not fenr the future When ho grows to be a man." T. W. Burgess. CesB Cholly "I think I r.iry change my mind." Miss Marbleheart (earnestly) "I wcnld if I were you." Judge. "What is a paraiacint IssreV "It the particular Issue that a speaker findi It easiest to dlacuss." Chicago Tost. Tl ey say that time is money Ho To luxury 1 tern And count my riches here below. For 1 have time 1 1 burn. Washington Star. "Is tho storekeeper holiest?" "Hon est! Well, rather! Why, he'll let you open either end of an apple barrel be fore purchasing." Chicago Tost. I.ady Pncerwell "Have your daugh ters accomplished much In music?" Unfjrturnte Father -- "Yes llie ten niKs below have moved." Punch. "No wife by any chance could he As pleasant ns c book to me,"- The bachelor said. "A book once rend Is easily shut. un. you see." Philadelphia Record. "You'd better sec to Johnny, dear," said the wife; "I think he's chipping off a piece of your cork leg to mnke a stepper for tho molasses barrel bless his cute little soul!" Atlanta Constitu tion Mrs. Wederly "Join, aren't you over going to get up and light the fire?" Wedorly "My dear. I don't mind hearing you talk, but I draw the lino at these Incendiary speeches." Chicago News. "Co! Oo!" exclaimed Johnny on his first visit to church, "what's thnt?" '"SL," said his mamma, "that's the or gan." "My! Is that an organ? There must be an awful big monkey that goes with that." Philadelphia Press. 'Tis a saying trite nnd true I That pride goes, before a fall, 'Tis easy quite to trio a man Who thinks he knows it all. Chicago News. Miss Touriste "You have some strong and rugged types of manhood ont in this Western couutry, don't you?" Stage Driver "Yaas, miss, we hew men out hero thet don't think It's nuthln' t' hold up n railroad train." Ohio State Journal. Mr. Newlywed "Tho cashier of the 'Steenth Ward Bank informs me that you have overdrawn your account." Mrs. Newlywed "What an Idea! I ha,von't told a soul about It except Mrs. Smith and Mrs. Brown, nnd I'm sure I didn't overdftiw the account a parti cle." Judge. "Cut," hissed tho heavy villain, "suppose our plot -should leak out?" His miserable accomplice shivered at the thought. "But It cnu't," cried the low comedian, emerging at thnt mo ment from behind a stage tree, "be cause from now ou the plot thickens, you know." Philadelphia Press. Faster Than Ever she Was.' There are a number of Regular vis itors at the Brooklyn Navy Yard who give a great deal of unsolicited advice to officials there as to how to run their cud of the Navy Department. The pet subject for criticism with these self-ccnstltuted advisers. Is the use of the cruiser Columbia as a re ceiving ship lu place of the old frigate Vermout. "It's a shame to use one of th fust est boats in the navy for such pur pose," they declare. When thlo criticism Is voiced to Rear Admiral Barker, the Commandant of the yard, he says quietly aud a trltlo wearily: "Oh, don't 'let that worry you; the Columbia Is now raster than ever she Was." The critic takes a look at the stout hawsers holding the ship lu b.er berth and slinks away toward the yard gate. New York Times. The Kajho of a Crime. In the small hours ot the morning, says a Paris telegram In the Loudou Express, tho Paris police fouud a little Italian statuette vendor, about twelve yeurs old, fast nHleep against the wall of the Cirque d'Hlver. "What's your nurtie?" asked the commissary ut the police station. "Joachim Caberlo," was the quiet re ply. At the name the officer started. "What," ho said, ."are you a relative of the man who killed Prcsldeut Car not?" . . "I am bis brother," was tho reply. Then be told how some weeks ago his parents "routed" him to a strauger, who brought bin to Paris, and im mediately "rented" him to another stranger, by whom be bad been bru tally treated ever sluee. Uii request to be seut back to Italy will probably be granted. iFlsk of Other Days. The discovery. In tho sands of Jertl anyuge, at Woking, England, of well preserved examples of thu teeth of pre Idstoric shurka and thu remains ot other fish. Is announced In Nature,' The find la regarded us an unusually interesting one, uud thu material ha been turned over to the experts of tin lUiihib Museum tor exuuiluuiiou.