Why H. hrnewrd tils Youth. "Why, Brother Dickey, I hardly knew you, you're looking go young and spryl What's up now?" "Well, uh, I's atudyin' 'bout gittin' married crgin dat's all." "Getting married?" "Yes, suh, I mad de 'qtiaintance cr a young gal t'er day, en she 'lowed dat ef I'd shave off my gray whiskers, en' chop off de hair what on my head, en' stop limpin' wid de rheumatism, en' wear cloze what come out de sto', en' smoke se-gars, 'stidder pipe, en' stop prcachin' 'gin dancin', en' secure my life in her favor fer one hundred dollars, she'd marry me. Dat's how come I look so young!" I'nnl'l for Anonjmiini Loiter Wrltrrs. Don't fail to tell the editor you are going to quit taking his paper. Don't neglect to say you "know whereof you speak." Don't forget to declare that you ex pect he "will be too cowardly to print this." Don't waste time trying to disguise your handwriting. Nobody will bother over it. Don't let your conscience trouble you afterward. You have neither put gray hairs in the editor's head nor caused him to lose sleep. Don't give up if your letter is not re ferred to the next morning. Keep on buying the paper and watching for it. Th. Old Hntilt. "That's a new arrival in heaven." re marked the shade of Sherlock Holmes; "also he was accustomed to wearing a soft hat on earth." "Marvelous!" exclaimed the other shade admiringly; "how do you know?" "Simple enough. Whenever he has oscasion to tip his halo he tries to grab it by the crown." His Veracity Alain Impeached. "When we speak of the 'Father of Lies,' said the Sunday School teacher, "whom do we mean? ''IlerosJotos'promptly answered a lit tle Boston boy who happened to be in the class. it Iff beat Award on tuvua and Chouolato The Judges of the Pan-Aincricnu Ex. position, Buffulo, have awarded three gold medals to Walter linker & Co., Limited, Dorchester, Mass., for I lie su periority of their Brenkfnst Cocoa nnd nil of their cocoa and chocolate prepa rations, and the excellence of their exhibit. This Is the thirty-seventh highest award received by them fioi.i the great expositions In Europa cud America. JRnrely Experienced. "So Floaters has at last got a Job with tho corporation, eh?" "Yes, and a good sulury ho gets, too." "For doing nothing, of course?" "Yes, but you mustn't forget tbnt ho brings a lifetlmo of experleuco 111 that line." Klcbmoud Dispatch. Care of tho ' oiuplexloii. Many persons with delicate akin suffer greatly in winter from chapping. Frequent ly the trouble arlftsa from the una of Impure aoapa and cheap calves. The face and hands should be wanned only In clear, hot water with Ivory Hoap. A little mutton-tallow or almond jill may be used after the bath to often bs akin. Eliza H. Pabueb. Some people never attempt to look plensant except when they arc having their pictures taken. A woman can't throw a stone, but she ean heave a sigh. It takes a pretty sharp fellow to flatter successful. . Bad Coughs " I bad a bad cough for tlx weeks and could find no relief until I tried Ayer'a Cherry Pecto ral. Only one-fourth of the bottle cured me." L. Hawn, Newlngton, Ont.J Neglected colds always lead to something serious. They run into chronic bronchitis, pneumonia, asthma, or consumption. Don't wait, but take Ayer's Cherry Pectoral just as soon as your cough begins. A few doses will cure you then. Tins slits t 2c, tic., tl. All aratrlils. Con.ult rour doctor. If ha says take It, then do as he .sr.. If ha tell you nut to take It, then don't take It. He knows. LeaVe It with him. Wo are willing. J. U. 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Th Importance of Good Actions Qod Helps Us to Uvt Right. (Coprrlfrht, Wasmiwotoi, D. C In this discount Dr. Taltnage demonstrates thnt we ara affected by forces that we seldom recog nise and enlarges upon human accounta bility. The text is Job xxxviii, 31, "Canst thou bind the sweet influences of riciades?" What is the meanini of that question which God put to Job? Have we nil our lives been reading it, and are most of us ignorant of its beauty and power and practical auftgeativeness? .A meaningless passage of fcicripture many thought it to be, but the telescopes were busy age after age, and astronomical observations kept on questioning the skies until the mean ing of my text comes out lustrously. The l'leiades is a constellation of seven stars appearing to the linked eye, but scien tific instruments reveal more than 400 properly belonging to the group. Alcyone is the name of the brightest star of that ?roup called the l'leindes. A Russian as ronomer observed that Alcyone is the centre of gravitation of our solar system. Kngh Macmillan says that the sun and its planets wheel around that centre at the rate of 422.000 miles a day in an oroit which it will take 19,000,000 years to com plete. The Pleiades appear in the spring time and are associated with flowers and genial warmth and good weather. The navigation of the Mediterranean was from May to November, the rising and the setting of tho Pleiades. The priests of Belus noticed that rising and setting 2000 years before Christ. Now, the glorious meaning of my text is plain as well as radiant. To give Job the beautiful grace of humility God asked him, "Canst thou bind the sweet influ ences of the l'leiades?" Have you any power over the laws of gravitation? Can you modify or change an influence wielded by a atar more than 400,000 miles away? Can you control the winds of the spring time? Can yon call out the flowers? How little you know compared with omnis cience? How little you can do compared with omnipotence! The probability is that Job had been tempted to arrogance by his vast attain ments. He was a metallurgist, a zoolog ist, a poet, and shows by his writings he had knowledge of hunting, of music, of husbandry, of medicine, of mining, of astronomy and perhaps was so far ahead of the scholars and scientists of his time that he may have been somewhat puffed up; hence this interrogation of my text. And there is nothing that so soon takes down human pride as an interrogation point rightly thrust. Christ used it mightily, l'aul mounted the parapet of his great arguments with such a battery. Men of the world understand it. Demos thenes began his speech to the crown and Cicero his oration against Catiline and Lord Chatham his most famous orations with a question. The empire of ignor ance is so much vaster than the empire of knowledge that after the most learned and elaborate disquisition upon any sub ject of sociology or theology the plainest man may ask a ouestion that will make the wisest speechless. After the pro foundest assault upon Christianity the humblest disciple mav make an inquiry that would silence a Voltaire. Called upon, as we all are at times, to defend our holy religion, instead of argu ment that can always be answered ny argument let us try the power of interro- ration. We ought to be loaded with at east half a dozen questions and always ready, and when Christianity is assailed, and we are told there is nothing in it and there is no God and there never was a miracle and that the Scriptures are un reasonable and cruel and that there nev er will be a judgment day, take out of your portable armory of interrogation something like this: What makes the condition of woman in Christian lands better than in heathen lands? Do you think it would be kind in God to turn the human race into a world without any written revelation to explain and en courage and elevate and save? And if a revelation was made, which do you pre ferthe Zenda-Vesta of the Persian or the Confucian writings of the Chinese or the Koran of Mohammed or our Bible? If Christ is not a divine being, what did He mean when He said. "Before Abram was, I am?" If the Bible is a bad book, what are the evil results of reading it? Did you see any degrading influence of the book in your father or mother or sister who used to read it? Do you not think that a judgment day is necessary in order to explain and fix up things that were never explained or fixed up? If our religion is illogical and an imposition upon human credulity, why were Herschel and Washington and Glad atone and William McKinley its advo cates? . . How did it happen that our religion furnished the theme for the greatest poem ever written, "Paradise Lost, and to the painters their greatest themes in the "Adoration of the Magi," "The Transfiguration," "The Last Supper," "The Crucifixion," "The Entombment," "The Last Judgment," and that all the schools of painting put forth their utmost genius in presenting "The Madonna?' Why was it that William Shakespeare after amazing the world as he will amaze; the centuries with the splendor and pow er of "The Merchont of Venice," and "Coriolanus," and "Richard III." and "King Lear," and "Othello," and "Mac beth." and ''Hamlet" wrote with his own hand his last will and testament, begin ning it with the wordR: "In the name of God, amen! I, William Shakespeare, of Strstford-on-Avoa. in the County of Warwick, in perfect health and memory (God be praised!) do make and ordain this my last will and testament, through the only merits of Jesus Christ, my Sav iour, to be made partaker of life ever lasting and my body to the earth whereof it is made?" Had Shakespeare lost his reason when he wrote his faith in Christ and the great atonement? Put your an tagonist a few questions like that, and you will find hiin excusing himself for an enengement he must meet immediately. These words also recognize far-reaching influences. Job probably had no adequate idea of the distance of the worlds men tioned from our world, but he knew them to bo fur off, and we, who have had the advautage of modern sidereal inves tigation, ought to be still more impressed than was Job with the question of the text, as it puts before us the fact that worlds hundreds of thousands of miles distent have a grip on our world. There are sweet influences which hold us from afar. There may have been in our an cestral line perhaps 200 years ago some consecrated man or woman who has held over all the generations since an influ ence for good which we have no power to realize, and we .n turn by our virtue or vice may influence those who shall live 200 years from now. Moral gravitation is as powerful as material gravitation, and if, as my text teaches and science con firms, the Pleiades, which are millions of miles from our earth, influence the earth we ought to be impressed with how we may be influenced by others for away back and how we may influence others fur down the future. That rill away up among the Alleghaniea, so thin you think it will hardly find its way down the rocks, becomes the mighty Ohio, roll ing into the Mississippi and rolling into the sea. That word you utter, that deed, you do, may augment itseit as the years go by until rivers cease to roll ana the ocean itself shall be dried up in tha burn iug of the world. Paul, who was all the liuie suing important cuiuk, said noth ing more sturtliugly suggestive than when he declared. "Noue of us liveth or dietb to himself. Words, thoughts, actions, have an eternity of flight. As Job could not bind the sweet in fluences of the Seven Stars, as they were called, so we cannot arrest or turn aside the good projected long ago. Those in fluences were started centuries before our cradle was rocked and will reign cen turies after, our graves ara dug. Oh, it is a tremendous thing to live! God help us to live aright. Astronomers can easily locate the Ple iades. They will take you into their ob servatories on a clear night and aim their revealing instrument toward the part in the heavens wluue those seven stars have Jheir habitudu. and tuey will uouil to tha constellation Taurus, and you can se for yourself. Hut it is impossible to point to influences far hack thnt have affected onr character and will affect our destiny. We know the influences near by pa ternal, maternal, conjugal but by tha time we have gone back two generations, or, at moat, three, our investigations falter and fail. Through the modern, interesting habit of searching back to find the ancestral tree we may find a long list of names, hut they are only names. The conserration or abandon ment of some one 200 years ago was not recorded. It would not be so importnnt if you and I. by our good or bad be havior, blessed or blasted only those im mediately around us, but our goodness or our badness will reach as far as tho strongest rav of Alcyone yea, across the eternity. Under this consideration, what do you think of those who give themselves up to frivolity or idleness and throw away fifty years of their exist ence as though thpy were shells or peb bles or pods instead of embyro eternities? I suppose one of the greatest surprises of the next world will be to cee what wide, far-reaching influence for good or evil we have all exerted. I am speaking of ourselves, who are only ordinary peo ple. But who can fully appreciate the far-reaching good done by men of wealth in Great Britain for the working classes Mr. Lister, of Bradford; Edward Akroyd, of Halifax; Thomas Rikes, of Huddcrsfiold; Joseph Wentworth, and Josiah Mason, and Sir Titus Salt? This last great soul, with his vast wealth, pro vided 756 houses at cheap rent for 31X10 working people, and chapel and cricket ground and croquet lawn and concert hall and savings bank, where they might deposit some of their earnings, and life insurance for those who looked further ahead, and bathhouses and parks and museums and lecture halls with philosophical apparatus, the generous example of those men of a previous gen eration being copied in many places in Canada and the United States, making life, which would otherwise be a pro longed drudgery, an inspiration and a joy. If something appears against us, they soy, "Wait till I hear the other side. If disaster shall befall us, we know from whom would come the first condolence. Family friends, church friends, business friends, lifelong friends. In our heart of hearts we cherish them. When the heirs of a vast estate in England wished to establish their claim to property worth moo,0()0,000 they offered a reward of $500 for the recovery of an old Bible, the family record ot which contained the evidence requisite. But any Bible, new or old, can help us to a vaster inheritance than the one spoken of, one that never fades away. The sweet (influences of the heavenly world, which many wise men thought for a long while was Alcyone, the centre of the constellation of the l'leiades world of our future residence, as we hope: world of chorus and illumination; world of reunion; world where we shall be everlastingly complete; world where our old faculties will be itensified and quick ened and new faculties implanted; world of high association with Christ, through whose grace we got there at all, and apostles and poets, Ilulmkkuk, and St. John of Patmos, and Kdward Young, his "Night Thoughts" turned into eternal day; and lioratius Bonar of modern hymnology, and Hannah More, and Mrs. Hcmans, and Mrs. bigourney, who atruck their harps till nations listened; and David, the victor over Goliath with what seemed insufficient weapons; and Joshua of the prolonged day in Gibeon, and Huvelock, the evangelist hero, and those thousands of men of the sword who fought on the right side. What company to move in! What guests to entertain! What personages to visit! What choirs to chant! What banquets with lifted chalice filled with "the new wine of the kingdom!" What victories to celebrate! The stories of that world and its holy hilarities come in upon our souls some times in song, sometimes in sermon, sometimes in hours of solitary reflection, and they are, to use the words of my text, sweet influences. But there is one star that affects us more with its sweet influences than the centre star, the Alcyone of the Pleiades, and that is what one Bible author calls the Star of Jacob and another Bible author calls the Morn ing Star. Of all the sweet influences that have ever touched our earth those that radiate from Christ are the sweetest. Born an Asiatic villager, in a mechanic's home, living more ciuong hammers and saws and planes than among books, yet at twelve yeurs of age confounding robed ecclesiastics and starting out a mission under which those born without optio nerve took in the clear daylight and those afflicted with unresponsive tympa num were made to hear and those almost doubled up with deformities were straightened into graceful poise and the leprous became rubicund ana the widow's only son exchanged the bier on which he lay lifeless for the arms of his over joyed mother and pronouncing nine bene dictions on the Mount of Beatitudes and doing deeds and speaking words which are filling the centuries with sweet in fluences. Christ started every ambulance, kindled every electric ray, spread every soft hospital pillow and introduced all the alleviations and pacifications and rescues and mercies of all time. He was the loveliest being that ever trod our earth more beauty in His eyes, more tenderness in His manner, more gentleness in His footsteps, more music in His voice, more dignity in His brow, more gracefulness in the locks that rolled upon His shoulders, more compassion in His soul. Sweet influences oi the Holy Ghost, with all His transforming and comforting and emancipating power. When that power is fully felt there will be no mora sins to pardon, and no more errors to correct, and no rrore sorrows to com fort, and no more bondage to break. But as the old-time ship captains watched the rising of the Pleiades for safe navi gation aud set sail in Mediterranean waters, but were sure to get back into port before the constellation Orion came into sight the season of cyclone and hurricane so there is a time to sail for heaven, and that is while the sweet in fluences are upon us and before the storms overtake and deluy. Open nil your soul to the light and warmth and com fort and inspiration of that gospel which has already peopled heaven with millions of the ransomed and is helping other millions to that glorious destina tion. Do not postpone the things of God land eternity until the storms of life swoop and the r.gitations of a great futurs are upon us. Do not dare wait until Orion takes the place of the Pleiades, Weigh anchor now and with chart un rolled and pilot on board head for the reunions and raptures thut await all the souls forgiven. "And they need no caudle, neither light nor the sun, for the Lord God giveth them light, and thej shall reign forever and ever. Shocking Turklah Superstition, : Hanon, a village on the borders nf Anatolia, in Turkey, was the scene of a horrible tragody a faw days ago.' There had been an epldumlc In the district for some weeks, and, as its ravages ever became greater, the vil lagers finally felt satisfied that It was ' the work of sorcerers, and, after a ' thorough investigation, thoy arrested a man named Asian and his sister and I openly charged them with being the direct cause of the disease. The two prisoners avowed their Innocence, but the mob insisted that they had been using incantations and Other evil spells, and that their sole object in doing so was to Invoke an epidemic. Without delay sentence was pro nounced. Asian was burned alive on an improvised scaffold, and his sister was mercilesaly tortured with red hot irons. News ot the shocking crime was at once taken to tha local authorities and In a few hours the principal instiga tors were arrested. It is not believed, however, that this step will aid much toward the extirpation ot superstitious Ideas in Hunan. THE SABBATH SCHOOL nlcrnnllonal Lesson Comments For November 3. Subject: Death of Joseph, flea. I., 15-26 Golden Text, Pss. xc. It Memory Verses, 18-21 Commtafsry oa the Day's Lesson. Let n stt'dy currfnl'" th Intervening histfrv. 1. .Toseph seninor for his father. 45: 17-28. fhnraoh and his servants were well nleased when thf knew that. Joseph's brpthren had eome. The king joins with Joseph in sondin" for Jacob and his fnm ilr. Great rtrn'-islons wet-e nadn for their oumev. At first .Taeob's lienrt fainted, for the news seemed no good to be tP", but when ho spn- th wagons and t'i "goo things op Eent" thnt Josenh had sent h believed and his "tiirit, revived. 1. The innrney to Eirvpt. 4fl: 1-27. "immediately the whn'e family prepsrcit to move to Eirvnt wih their flocks and reovnble Dronerty. The journey was about miles along tho usual caravan route, but it win i long, hard journev for an oM man. r ith wom-n and cliild'er. end flocVa and hrrds. W7hen they reacd Tteer-sheba Ood sent .Tacnh n vision for his rncoitratrement. ennfimiing the ancient r.oniises and bidding bm go on to Eirynt. T.'tMe could Jach si-e the real imnirtsnee of this jnii'ney. b"t it was o-e of the links in He chain of divine providence through which the pro-nises were to be fulfilled." The number of Jacob's ehiWren that went down into Eevnt, inclnd'nir his sons' wives, we a seenlv-five. Acts 14. 3. Tne Tolinp- of Jacob and Joeph. 4: W-34. When Jacob rec-h-d the lmd of Ooshen Joseph went forth in his cher iot to meet his father. Joseph fell on h;s father's nec' "and wept on his neck a rood while." It had bften pesrlv twenfv three years "'nee Joseph had left his fath er to n to Sheehem. 4. The meeting of Jacob and Thirnoh. 47: M0. "First .Tosenh selected five of nis brethren and introduced them to Pharaoh, who welcomed them, and hade Joaeph pive official positions to any who proved themselves rnen of antivitv, erev and ability. Then. Jpenh introduced his father to the kin-r. Here Joseph shows the nobleness of his character in not being ashamed of his father." Jacob's account of his life to Phureoh is very touching. Pin and sorrow had weighed hire down and was brineine him to an early old ne. 6. Jacob bleasing his sons. Chanters 49, 40. The time was anproaehin" when Jacob knew he mils': die: h is sick and nearly blind. Josenh took his two sons. Mnneh and Ephraire. to his father, who blessed then. "In this scene we need but. notice the pronhetic adoption of Ephraim and Mmesseb pi his own sons and hends nf tribe, nnd the "living of th chief blersing to Enh'nim. the younger." Ephraim became the lentHnit tribe vr.t to Jndnh. Just before his death Jacob pro nhesied concerning his sons and pro nounced blessincs upon tem. 8. Jacob's death end burial. 40: 20 to W): '4. Jneoh wn 147 years of see when he died. Ttefo'e his death he secured n solemn pledge from Josenh that he would bury him in Egynt f47: W-31). and later he charred them to bury him in the civo where Abraham and Isaac were buried. These instructions were enrefullv curried out. At this time Joseph revisits th" scenes of his boyhood, after on absence of forty veers. 15. "Saw their father was dend." Tin's t once argues both a sense of guilt in their own consciences and a want of con fidence in their brother. 10- "Thy father did commend." Al though this is not recorded elsewhere it was undoubtedly true. They had probeblv asked their father to help them in their trouble. Jacob must have advised them to humble themselves before their brother ana obtain a fresh assurance of his for giveness. 17-, "."'R'e." etc. These words were wonderfully well chosen, nnd were spo ken in a wnv to appenl in the most forci ble manner to Joseph's piety and filial af fection. Ther cast themselves wholly on his me-cy. "Joseph wept." How touch log! He wept out of svmpathr with their deep sorrow of manv years which nothing but forgiveness and reconciliation could alleviate. 18. ' Fell down Thus again and again do we see the fulfilment of Josenh's dreams in a remarkable manner. 37- 5-8 .19. "In the place of God." I have for given you and the matter is now between .you and God. I am not your judge to pun ish you. i.20, i"7e me!"lt evil" fn- V- And what they did was Just as wicked as though the results had hcen disastrous. Thev intend ed it for evil, and God judges accordine to the motive which prompts the act. "God meant ,t for good" (R. V.) God over ruled their wickedness and made it work put rood. This fact would comfort them, for it would be h great relief to know that the irmry to Joseph which they had in-te-ded had hen averted t"v "1?we!tt.!n Fwnt." ITe continued which was fifty-four years after the death of his father. "His father's house." All the descendants of Jacob remained in rvpt 144 years after the death of Joseph. I hey came to Egypt seventv-one years be fore his death, which makes the entire time m Egvpt 913 years. "An hundred and u He was seventeen years old when he came to Egvnt. thirteen years were spent in slavery and prison and eightv years on the throne: for it is proba b'e that, he retained his high office to the close of his life. 23. "I'pon Joseph's knees." They were educoted by him. or under his direction; his sons and their children continued to acknowjpnEe b'm as patriarch, or head of the fami.v. as long as he lived. 2t "Wi," 'ureiv, viBit .vou" Joseph had unbounded confidence in the promises made to his ancestors. The Egyptian throne Jind not weaned his affections from In - f8ff-.0i(Ii. W.V!ietl in the "ful1 ""or ante of faith." "Bring you out." Though ye have everything that can make life coinfortab.e, yet this is not the land given by covenant, the land which repre sents the rest that remains for the pcoplo Of tiOd. .2.. "Carry up my bones." "That I mnv liijallv rest with my ancestors in the land which God gave to Abraham, and which is a pledge as it is a type of the kingdom of heaven." See Hcb. 11: 22. Joseph's request was granted. When Moses de VV, from KwPt be took Joseph's body (hx. 13: IB), and Joshua buried him in ehechem. Josh. 24 : 32. 20. "They embalmed him." The Egvp tians had special physicians for each dis ease; the emhalmers formed a class by themselves. "In a coffin." Coffins were not universally used in Egvpt, and Mere only used for persons of eminence and dis tinction. Joseph was Put, as the duty of the embalmers, in a chest of wood, such as may be seen in our museums to this day. Others think Joseph's coffin was ot stone. TWENTV-FIVE DOLLAR LUNCIIKS. It is pleasant to be able to teacU even the Flgnro its Paris history. 1 read the story of Emlle, so long fam ous as maltre d'hotel ot Dljuon's, and the mysterious diuer who ate one shrimp, one radish, two or three spoonfuls of f. soup especially pre pared for him, a mouthful of sole, a slice from an entire chicken, a nibble at a beefsteak, two leaves of lettuce, four grapes, one glass of the finest wine and a bottle of champagne that he simply used as the ordinary indi vidual uses rose water. His lunch never cost less than $25, and he always distributed 10 In tips. The Figaro says no one know who he was. Well, I can put the dots on the "i's" and the crosses on the "t's" to that story. He 'was un Englishman and was familiarly known as "Tubby" Morris. He lived at the Grand hotel spd ihere he died some years ago. He was one of the rare men who made money out ot bet ting. He could nevor pull out a news paper without finding several bank notes mixed up In its pages. His gon troBlly was proverbial among the pour. Jnat What ! Told Him to tr. In a Massachusetts town last winter James A. Kiis was asked by a gaunt, fu nereal sort of chap what he should say by way of introducing him to an as semblage. "Oh, ' said Mr. Riis, in a spirit of levity, "say anything you like. Say 1 am the mot distinguished citizen in the country. They generally do." Whereupon his funereal friend march ed upon the stage and calmly announced to the audience that he did not know this man Kiis, whom he was charged with introducing; never heard of him. "He tells me, he went on, with never a wink, "that he is the most distinguish ed citizen in the country. You can judge for yourselves when you have heard him' "Injnn Snmmar," Here is a Georgia boy's composition on "Indian Summer:" "Iujun Summer is the best season of the year, 'cept swinimin' time. The days are so still you kin hear Dad swearin' two miles off, as well as every lick Ma hits him with the broomstick. The rea son it is called Injun Summer is because they ain't no injuns in it, 'cept them Dad sees when he comes home from the Store with two gallons of Apple Brandy an' says He reckons He knows who is boss of the Household, an' no Woman on Earth can rule him. Let us All be Thankful for Injun Summer an' be good till after Chris'mus." Caree niaori anal Akin Trouble-, medicine t rea i If yon suffer from Ulcers, Eexema, Sorof ula, Blood Poison, Canner, Eating Bores, Itching Hkin, Pimples, Boila, Bone Paina, Bwellinga, tthaumatiam. Catarrh, or any Blood or Hkin Diaeaae, we adriae yon to take Botanlo Blood Balm (B. B. B.). Especially recommended for old, obatlnato, deep-seated eases beoanse Botanic Blood Balm (B. B. B.) eures where all else fall, heals every sore, makes the blood pure and rich, gives tha skin the rich glow of perfect heath. B. B. B., tho most per feat blood puritlor made. Thor oughly tested for 80 years. Costs tl per large bottle at drng stores. 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The combination is a simple and wholesome one, and the method of manufacture by the California Fig Syrup Company ensures that perfect purity and uniformity of product, which have commended it to the favorable consideration of the most eminent physicians and to the intelligent appreciation of all who are well informed in reference to medicinal agents. Syrup of Figs has truly a laxative effect and acts gently with out in any way disturbing the natural functions and with perfect freedom from any unpleasant after effects. In the process of manufacturing, figs are used, as they are pleasant to the taste, but the medicinally laxative principles of the combination are obtained from plants known to act most bene ficially on the system. lo det its beneficial effects- bviy the eruinerManjfactjred by Uui.vilI..Ky. S&n rrArwM.co.CaJ. Mcw YorhflY 5 r3 rod un av au Mrs. Ellen Ripley, Chaplain Ladies Aid, Grand Army of the Republic, No. 7, 222 10th Ave., N. 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