New York City. Tucks, far from losing favor, appear to be steadily gaining ground nml will lie correct for the next, as well as the present TfCKED SHtET WAIST. Benson. The novel May Manton g'.iirt wulst shown is oi white lafi'etu silk, nml la made over the lilted lln'ng. luit nil waist materials are appropriate and the liuiug enn he omitted when washable fabrics are used. The foundation fits snugly and closes at the centre front. On it ore arranged tlie portions of the waist proper. Tlie fronts are tucked to yoke depth. thcD fall f n e to form soft folds, hut the bucks are tucked for their out ire length nml are arranged to give a tapering effect to the figure. The novel yoke extends over the sit eves, but can be rut off at the arms eyes when preferred. The sleeves are in bishop style, tucked for nearly their length, hut left free to form puffs above the narrow pointed cuff bands. At the neck is a regulation stock collar with which is worn a tie of black velvet to match the belt. To cut this waist for a woman of medium size, three and seven-eighth ii ETON yards twenty-cna Inches wide, three nad seven-eighth yards twenty-seven Ijcbes wide, three and live-eighth yards thirty-two incho3 wide or two cud one-fourth yards forty-four inches wid will be required. Woman's Kton. Etons remain first favorites for light weight jackets aud will extend their popularity luto the coniiug season. No other style has so firm u hold on the fashionable world and no other is ho generally becoming and useful. This latest design possesses many ad vantages and is admirable Loth for the entire cult aud the separate wrap. The May i'ant-jn original shown Id the large drawing la designed for the latter purpose aud Is of black cheviot trimmed with stitched taffeta bands und handsome crochet buttons, but Oxford cheviot, taffeta, covert cloth and all Jacket cloths are equally ap propriate aud all suiting Materials are correct wheu the little eoat Is part of a cor.tuue. As siiowu, the big sailor collar U used, but wh.'.i preferred this last can be orjltted and the neck finished with a gtitehej band extended from the reveis. Tli? back of the Eton is smooth aud seamless. The fronts are filled by meaD.3 of sluie dart and tire turned back to form the pointed reveis that neet tno collar which Is joined to the neck. The sleeves are plain in coat style, trimmed to slimi.ato cuffs. To cut this Eton for a woman of medium size, three aud one-half yards cf uuterlal twenty-one Inches wide, two and oue-htilf yards twenty-seven Inches wide, two aud one-eighth yards thirty-two Inches wide, one and one half yurls forty-four Inches wide or one and three-eighth yards fifty Indies w'.de will I'D required, with two yards of stitched bauds to trim aa illus trated. The Parasol of Manr Color, Among novelties from Puris Is tho sunshade with a movable cover, achieved lu ap lng"Uious aud perfect ly simple maimer so thut the cover can be put on Instantly, and, naturally, can be varied at much us liked, so that each one will harmonize with a different dress. It used to be the cus tom to give us a preseut a valuable parasol handle, but instead of that It is now fashionable to present the frame, accompanied by several covers. A suoshiWe cover painted by ihe giver tortus a lovely gli'i. . MM P'4 KnW Tlx Bird Fan In Vogue, The newest and prettiest fan Is quite small, and composed of feathers from the breast of the pheasant or the pea cock. At the same time the tiny fan of laee or painted gauze, elaborately spangled, holds Its own In fashion's favor. As a matter of fact really good fans never look old-fashioned, and one wonders why a girl who has a large sum to expend upon her trousseau does not Invest In a beautiful fan a genu Int' antique. If possible; If not, a mod ern, work of art. Four Straps on Iorrli Slippers. Tretty kid slippers, intended for wear on the lawn or porch, or village street, have the instep supported by a series of straps of kid. There are four of these, which give dimpses of the silk stockings between, and yet keep the feet well braced. The straps either luttten on the outside or are parted n. Id way to fasten under a tiny rosette of black ribbon, with a small buckle of cut steel place! on the Instep. These are cool for hot v 'at her. and a pretty foot looks well in 'lie slim straps. Hiipptiires ivnfl Kitieral Is. Sapphires and emeralds may be set around with diamonds if yon can af ford the extravagance. If :iot, you may have opals and turquoise set In gold. Girl's t)ir. I.Ittlc girls are nest dressed when weaving simple little frocks that are iptlte free of fuss. The very charm ing May Manton model shnwn Is ad mirable in uuiny ways, lucluiling the latest feature lu the novel plastron bertha tiiat finishes the low neck. The original is of China silk, with blue figures on a white ground, and is made with short sleeves and worn without the guimpe: but can be varied and made high by the addition of the latter, while countless materials are equally appropriate. For warm weather, dancing school or party wear the design is admirable as it i JACKET. rtands and childish, simple silks, pale tinted cashmeres and the like are ap propriate. For simpler occasions washable materials aud darker colors can be used either with or wlthour the separate guimpe. Or the waist can be made with high yoke mid long sleeves. The waist Is simple ami full, closing nt tlie ceutre hack, aud Is finished at the low neck witli the plastron-bertha. The skirt is straight and full gathered at the upper edge and joined to tho belt. To cut this dress for a gill of tight years of age. five yards of material twenty-one Inches wide, four and three-eighth yards twenty-seven inches wide, three and one-fourth yards thirty-two Inches wide or four yards forty-four Inches wide will be re quirea; with short sleeves live and five-eighth yards twenty-one Inches wide, four and seven-eighth yards twenty-seven Inches wide, three and three-fourth yards thirty-two Inches wide or three and one-eighth yards forty-four Inches wide; with long f.leeves one and one-half yard thirty two Inches wide, two aud one third yards twenty-one Inches wide for guimpe, two ncd one-fourth yards of edging and lUno au'l thiee-fourth yards of Insertion to trim a Illus oint.'g Darn:. World STOCKS FOR THE SHIRTWAIST CIPL Van! Improvement on the Attn Collars May Be Made and Laundered at Home. The summer girl at last has realized that the comfort of her shlrtwlast Is luore than half spoiled by the dis comfort of her stilt linen collars, and this year has betaken herself to stocks. While some of these are really very little Improvement ou collars, as far ns comfort Is concerned, others are soft and thin, easily laundered aud easily made Ht home. One of the simplest Is the stock tie. Take a strip of white nainsook, thin, but not too sheer, or of dltulty, one and one-haJf yards long and four Inches wide, and round It slightly at the throat by a collar pattern that opens In the back. With n bias strip of colored chambray or lawn one Inch wide bind the entire tie by sewing one edge of tlie bins strip to the edge of the tie. folding It In the middle and stitching down the other edge over the first seam. These ties are worn without any other collar and are put around the neck, crossed In the bnck and tied In front In bow or four-in-hand. Another, easily made, too, Is the crush stock of white pique, cheviot or even duck, with colored ends. These have n straight edge nt the top, which gives a more decidedly crushed effect when worn. They are made by sew ing two thicknesses of pique together, stitching around edges and adding any kind of ties one likes. There are the short ties for a mere knot, ties rounded or pointed for n small bow and long ends for a four-ln-hand, made of the material of shirtwaist with which the stock Is to be worn, of solid chambray or linen, or some of the pretty white shirtwaist stuffs sold In the shops. One of these tics is sewed only at Its extreme edges, so to have a silt for the other tie to go through when put nrottml tlie neck. Still another very cf'ective one is made from a linen or a lawn handkerchief, witli narrow hemstitched hem and tiny vine of em broidery. Kirs: fold the handkerchief from corner to corner ntM cut In a straight line one and one-half Indies from ends side of the fold. Cut this Ktrlp In two crosswis" and ycut have two bias pieces witli pointed ends, formed by the corners of the handker chief, for em's of the tie. Sew these neatly to a straight piecu of lawn thirty indies long and three inches wide and hem both sides. Fse the two other corners of the handkerchief for points, which are sewed to the middle of top edge of tie and turned down over it to complete fire hand kerchief stock. New York Sun. The rlnneer Woman Decorator. One of the first women In the coun try to take up the profession of In terior decoration iu a serious way was Mrs. Harry Klingenfeld, who a dozeu years or so ago took a special course nt Columbia College as a preparation of the work. At that time Columbia College had not opened its doors to women, even informally, but concessions were made to Mrs. Kling enfeld. who was the daughter of Sen ator ljams, of Nebraska, and uud.'r the private tutorship of the best man the school afforded, she pursued a special course In nrchltectur.il draughtsmanship and flat water color work with a thorough grounding in the artistic und historical side of the subject. It was an unusual line for a woman to adopt at th? time. There were few. If any, women decorators lu the coun try, certainly noue at all In the West wheu Mrs. Klingenfeld came back to open a studio lu Chicago. A little later Miss Mary Tillinglmst, who had been studying with John La Targe for years, opened a studio of her own In New York, and to the business of making stained glass windows added thnt of making rooms in which the windows would fit Since then a good many other women have gone into the work, with more or less of 'similar preparation? aud with proportionate success, but Mrs. Kllugeufeld was a pioneer lu the field, with all of the true pioneer's enthusiasm and hope and with also the pioneer's courage In overcoming obstacles. None of these qualities has deserted her to-day und her love for her work und her belief iu it as a legitimate phase of art reachlug out and touching the lives of the people are as strong to-day as ever. Probably no other decade has ever seen so marked an Improvement in public taste as th- Inst ten years. It would be hard to find to-day a woman who would tie a yellow satin bow to the heel of the flying Mercury as Mrs. Klingenfeld found one when she first begun to decorate other people's homes, and the time when fireplaces were regarded from a so-called orna mental point of view, and not at all from tbulr utilitarian side, has about passed. Milwaukee Sentinel. The Bedtime Luncheon. It was formerly thought that food taken at bedtime created Indigestion aud bad dreams. While undoubtedly rich aud hearty food Is inappropriate at the time chosen for repose, a light, nourishlug repast, at night often con duces to souud sleep by drawing the blood away from the bram. I'hysiclaus are now advising a bed time lunch for weak, nervous und emaciated people. The lon; hours of sleep cousume about one-third of our existence. Although the demand luiiuo upon the system Is uaturully much less than during 'lie waking hours, there Is a wasting awuy of tlssces consequent upou the suspension of nutriment for many hours. The body feeds upon itself, for food taken at dinner is digested at bedtime. Often one Is rest less aud wakeful at night because the stomach Is empty. Says a well-known physician: "Man Is the ouly creature I know of who does not deem It? proper to sleep on a good meal, The, infant instinctively cries to be fed at night, showing that fosd Is necessary during thut time, as well as through the day, and thut left too long without It causes it dis comfort, which it makes known by erylug." If yon crave It, eat a light, easily di gested lunch at bedtime. Aud the lonj hours of sleep will work out for yon u problem lu udditiou. instead of sub- stractiott of fldlposo tls.w -The Ledger Monthly. fthoee and Health. Many women torture thnieselves by cramping their feet Into too small shoes. In the hope of thereby Increas ing tkelr charms. The effect Is Just the contrary. To begin with, the pro cess causes pain, and the result Is that the face often has a strained, worn look, which Is followed In time by wrinkles. Sometimes the compression Is sufficient to cause not only corns and bullions, but also more serious Injury to the foot, which, Instead of being, as It ought to he, a thing of beauty, becomes almost as hideously distorted as that of a Chinese lady. Too tight shoes are always worn at the expense of health, for their wearer gives up walking exercise on account of the suffering nnd difficulty it :n volves. A shoe that Is too narrow or too short Is such an Instrument of tor ture that on cannot Imagine a sen sible wouinn would ever have recourse to It, but every shoemaker knows that many fashionable women habitually under go this self-Imposed penance. Their Intimates probably find their charms lessened by th Irritable nerves and tempers which they now acquire, and even strangers soou notice an anx ious, suffering, nml even disagreeable expression becoming fixed on their hitherto pleasant features, but still they persist In their efforts to obtain "a pretty little foot" witli courage worthy of n better cause. hummer Crowns. The hats grow lighter mid prettier, because less elaborate as summer ages. A picturesque Uembrandt hat iu lile straw has the wide-curved brim laced at one side with velvet, long black plumes falling over the back, and a broad-brimmed hat Is all of lit tle frills of white crinoline straw edged with black velvet, the small, low crown tied ut the back with vel vet, the brim uplifted by a bunch of pluk-flnted garden daisies. Another lovely v.iiite hat Is of line tubulsr crinoline straw and tucks of tui'.e. It Is wreathed wilh creamy white leafless roses, an eiiormoi'.s black fca'hvr en- I circling thi- under brim and droojilu; over one shoulder. Very pretty and picaresque Is a hat of line Tns"nn tied with ciel-'i'.-u velvet, which en hances tlie beauty of the garland of tea rows and their foliage, while the quaintly fashioned brim Is raised by black roses. A toque of white Yedda straw, trjaimed with lace applique with black velvet nnd exquisite white tips. Is very smart; and another Is all of shaded rose foliage crossed ear to ear with a wreath of blush rosej, New York Commercial Advertiser. Fifty Tears n Fnetorr Girl. rrobnbly the oldest woman employed lu an Industrial establishment In the VulteJ Slates Is living lu Fredericks burg, I'enn., aud working In a fa.-tory there. Sue las been a "factory girl" for more thau fifty years nnd for twenty lias worked in one building. Her name is Kate Milhr and she is a spinster now eighty years old. "Why, I'd feel lost if I didn't have something to do In a factory," she says. "I've simply got used to it and I hope to work till the day I die. With my mind aud hands busy time passes much tuoreqiilckly and I'm hap pier. I walk to aud from the factory und I'm just one of the girls still, though I'm old enougu to be the grandmother of some here." She says she has only been ill once In her life nnd then not seriously.- Turkish Women Boatliiff. One of the few amusements of which Turkish women may avail themselves In summer Is the boating on the Sweet Waters of Europe and Asia on Fri days nud Saturdays. These two rivers are crowded In fine weather with graceful caiques, which carry ouly two pleasure seekers and require a special boatman. It Is a brilliant sight, for the oarsmen appear in white costumes, with silk or satin zouave jackets embroidered In gold und silver. Since the dress of the women permits little variety of color, they give vent to their love of brilliant hues lu the parasols which they carry eveu after sunset. Ouly two of the caiques now retain the tradltiouul furnishings of a carpet or piece of embroidery training lu the water on both sides of the bout. Petticoats of Brllllantlne. Something -ather rew are the petti coats of colored brilllautiue. These come In light shades of pink and blue and other delicate colors. They are trimmed with lace aud are very pretty and serviceable. The new lace mitts come lu white and pule tints as well as black. A pretty stick plu Is u mooustone In the shape of a sphere set iu u small daw. Crepe de chine embroidered lu dull paillettes Is a costly fabric that Is u favorite this season. A flower uwcti liked for hut trimming is convolvulus. Either pale purple or pure white is pretty, the latter being especially attractive ou u black hat. Word comes from Paris that French women are wearing; toques set well liack ou the head, showing the Irregu lar fringe of hulr thut most Puiislaus are adopting. ' Itemai'kiible combinations of some whut ordinary materials with others almost priceless are seuu lu some of tile season's costumes. An example la a gown of blue llueu, trimmed with reul Irish luce. At thu waist aud neck ure touches of black velvet. Many pretty dresses of India llnuna, organdies aud other thlu materia Is have skirts, trimmed with ten or fifteen nifties, not over two Inches wide, aud put ou either straight or In curves. These rullles are merely hemmed, or else lace edged or ribbon lrlmuied. A dainty white waist Is one pleated all over, with the exception of a space on either side of the front, which forms u flat baud from the shoulder to the waist. These bands are decor ated w ith a succcsslun of small empire wreaths embroidered lu gold threutl. A similar baud runs dowu the outside of each sleeve. household hints: Victors Moldlus:. Picture moldings to be correct may either match the wall covering or the woodwork of the room. "Cutting the Height." Much of the success of a room de pends upon the wall and floor cover lugs. In the bitter the height of the room Is an exceedingly important fac tor in determining the treatment of side wnlls nnd celling. One decorator even goes so far ns to say he never puts the thirty-Inch frieze, so fashion able now, on n room unless It Is twelve feet In height. Perhaps this Is going rather far considering the Contracted rooms too often found In modern city houses, but the Idea Is a good one to be extremely careful of cutting the height of a lov: room. The Carving Knife's Edge. The amateur enrver may encounter many difficulties before the "art of carving" Is mastered, yet It Is a con soling thought that the majority of the difficulties may be overcome by keep lug the carving knife In good repair. "If you can't have tender beef, the next best thing is a sharp knife," said a hotel proprietor, "aud a sharp knife and poor beef are much better than the best beef and a dull knife. I know that from years of experience." The conversation turned the subject to carving knives, and the veteran said that "carvers" were harder to keep iu order than the ordinary table knives, because the oue who enrves does not make use of the steel as much as he should. "It may bo an add In .the beef, or jt may be the moisture, or the heat, or all three," said the expert, "but there Is something about hot roast beef that tnkes the edge off u knife and makes It rip where It should cut, nnd the fact that the knife Is not af fected that way by mutton or ham makes me think that the dullness Is the result of the action of beef In gredients on the blade." Philadelphia Kecord. Good Way to Clenn Matting. ' To dean matting, sweep It twice first with a stiff broom, -working along the grain of the straw; then crosswise with a soft broom dipped In warm water, rinsing with clean water. This brightens all sorts of colored matting, and also saves It, In n measure, from fading. Very light matting Is best washed, nfter sweeplug with weak borax wntcr or rather wiping with cloths wrung out of It. Anything whatever slopped upon a matted floor makes the last estate of It much worse than the first. Dust invariably collects uu dernenth and, once wet, shows through In ugly dark uplotehes. For grease spots a grain of prevention beats a ton of cure, but if they exist, cover them quickly with prepared chalk wet with turpentine, let the mixture remain for two days, then brush off with a stiff brush. It the spots are very big and very greasy, put one eighth as much washiug soda as chalk and mix with water to the thickness of putty. Little used matting, ns In spare chambers or upper summer rooms, should be swept very clean, then wiped with a cloth wrung out of sweet milk. Do this once a year It keeps the straw live and to a de gree pliant. If the milk-wash Is used In a living room or on a piazza follow It by a wiping with a very hot clear water to keep the floor from drawing flies. Chicago Record-Herald. Mint Sherbet Boll together one quart water aud one-halt pound sugar five minutes. Kemove leaves from ten good-sized stuiks of mlut. Wash carefully, chop fine, then pound to a pulp. Work this gradually Into bot sirup, let stand until cool, strain; add juice of two lemons, freeze and serve with the meat course. Puff Omelet Stir Into the yolks of six eggs aud the white of three beaten very light, oue tablespoou of flour mixed into a teacup of milk, with a dash of salt aud pepper; melt a table spoon of butter lu a pan, pour lu tho mixturo and set the pan Into a hot oven; wheu It thlckcus- pour over It the remaining whites of eggs well beaten; return it to the oven and let it bake a delicate brown. Slip oft ou a largo hot plate and serve immedi ately. Creamed Corned Beef Scald a plut of milk with a slice of onion and a stalk of celery; stir luto this one fourth n cup each of butter aud Hour creamed together; let cook fifteen uilnutts, stirring until thickened und then occasionally add n dash of pnprica und sU'uln over one pint of coM corned beef cut Into dice; turn Into u podding dish nud cover with half a cup of cracker crumbs mixed with two tabu-spoonfuls of butter; set lu tho oven to reheat aud to brown the crumbs. Pineapple Cake This delicacy re quires Immediate consumption. Beat a cup of butter to a cteum with two of sugur, add five beaten eggs und half a cup of tullk. Sift two tea spoonfuls of baking powder through three cups of Hour and add to the eggs, sugar aud butter. Bake lu jelly tins. Urate a plucapplo, using a coarse gruMr; pour off tho Julep; add a cupful of gintcd cocoanut, sweeteu with powderej sugar and spread Ixi tweeu tho layers; cover the top with plain tolled lelnj uud sprinkle thickly with grated tooouuut. I THE CRACIOU5NES5 OF M'RTH, One of the .reatt Treasures k Home, huld Can Possess. The mnu who labors and unselfish ly struggles all the long days for the 1 wife and children and home, says the New York Evening Post, does not realize thnt If he could put Into the fi'tnily treasury the rlchu?ss of oc-ca- sional hours of happy Intercourse he would endow them more gradottsly ; than when he bestows his generous ' w ealth. The lost hilarity and gladness if his youth would he R measureless j boon nt his own fireside nud endenr I 111 m to his children. Parents nnd chll I dren who laugh together become com j rudes In n very close way nud when serious speech becomes necessary It lias far more weight and force, be cause It Is unusual. Anything more dismal than the or dinary professional Joker, anything more depressing than the studiously funny book. It Is hard to find. The temperament which llghteus the fnm Uy atmosphere, nnd becomes a provider of oxygen to labored breathing, Is wholly unconscious of n mission ami gives forth Its healthful Influences ns, the sun nud the sea breeze nud the rippling water give, with the effort less beneficence of n wholesome, vital ly strong nature. Merriment which Is Infectious belongs to him who lias n dean heart iti-il u wholly true nature, whose mental environ ment Is proof agnlust the microbes of distrust nnd deceit, .nud who count: love and good faith more precious than a fort uup. Such n temperament will triumph over disease and disappointment and give out his tonic antidotes against life's Ills to the last. He who sleeps at Valllini.i was a marvelous example of what I menu. And other such have I seen, valiantly mulling while death stood nt the door, though helplessly feeble ou u long-reqtiiicd bed. or Hlandlng erect, with a quenchless cheerfulness of eye aud Up, encour aging his loved ones, even when the summoning angel laid his baud upou bis gallant heart. Endurance, courage, resignation, Spartan defiance of pit in, are concom itant characteristics of our noblest men; but when n man Inflexibly de termines to keep "that side the world the sun's upou." nnd with quick kin dling thought and gracious cheerful ness, reflect lis light, he will ndd lo these tile remedy for Ills which conies from a glad heart, and give to his com panions, the music of honest laughter set to merry words. Let us bear In mind that nrottnd a family board und in the intercourse of our daily lives we can, without knowing it. kill every germ of these bright qualities In our children's minds by enveloping them lu clouds of danger-dreading anxiety, tirudu ully, laughter will cease to be heard In the house, and the rpcctre-lnylng spear of quick wit lie Idle Iu Its place. To-day It Is not rare to see children boys especially -of ten mid twvlvc and onward, keen nnd sharp lu practice, energetic to an annoying degree, and perhaps boisterous Iu their clamor of one sort or another, who never laugh joyously or sincerely or attempt any playful raillery. Home Is responsible for their unnatural hnrduess and ma turity, and parental example has de prived theui of the Jolly spontaneity proper to their years, Our human lives and mutual inter course might well take pattern from the lovely aspect of., midsummer ua ture, whoso smiling face expresses joy even when clouds pile darkly on the horizon. The whole earth seems full of jollity; nnd In the deep shadow oZ the woods we yet hear the laughing flow of running streams. The Art of Coloring Pearls. Pearls can be made of various colors by a simple process. Each mollusk deposits Its own sort of uucre. The nacre of the fresh-water mussel Is pink. Pearl o.-sters will produce black, gray or pure white pearls, according to the part of the uuiiual where the nucleus Is lodged. At lile National museum iu AVuslilugiou there Is an artificial pearl of exquisite pink color us large us a pigeon's egg. Parisian jewelers ure very clever In the mt of "peeling" "pearls. They will take a pearl that is not pretty, re move Its outer coat aud reveal a beau tiful gem within. A pearl Is competed of alternate layers cf nacre uud nnl mal ticsue, ii'.ul the process of peeling Is very difficult, 'i'tie tools employed are n sharp knife, various sorts of files, pearl powder ami a piece cf leather. The pearly couts are extreme ly hard and must be cut off piece by piece, the operator relying more ou the sense of 'ouch conveyed by the blade of the kul.'e thau ou the sense of sight. Pearls found imbedded In tho mother of pearl of the oyster shell are made marketable by skillful treatment with acids. Experts know how to make pen lis of any color, black by n bath of nitrate of sliver, and by other chemical means they can turn them to rose color, lilac or gray. Pearls of these unusual tints bring fancy prices. Slender Cadet. Turner. Senator McComas has succeeded In having the physical dlsqualillcntlou of Herman S. Turner for admission to the Naval Academy waived, and the young man has entered the school. He Is considerably more than six feet tull, but was said tu weigh less than 100 pounds. He was threatened with re jection ou this account, but tho Sen ator Came to his rescue uud found that Turner's father, a robust man, was of similar physique In his youth, and that there was every reason to believe that the new cadet would de velop luto a stroug man with the physical training given at Annapolis. Baltimore Sun, What Is a Newspaper Y It la a library. It Is an encyclope dia, a poem, a history, a dictionary, a time table, a romance, a guide, a political resume, a grouud-plun of the civilized world, a low-price multuui in paryo, says tjio Newuiun (da.) Adver tiser. H Is a wrmon, u song, a circus, an obituary, u shipwreck, a symphony lu cold lead; a medley of life and death, and u grand aggregation of man's glory aud hut shame. , It Is, hi short, a bird's-eye view of il the magnanimity and meanness, tho Joys nud sotruwii, births and deaths, tho pride und poverty, of tho world. cUr Oi a The Gay Pecelvers. Little grains of powder, Little drops of paint. Make the Indies' t reek leu Look as tlunixli they ain't., New York Timet A Slip of the Tongue He (shortly "nfter"l "iluw do you like your engagement ring, dear?" She (unguardedly) "Oh--I thluk It Is the very loveliest oue I ever Und:" New York Times. Knew His Papa. Visitor "Charlie, your father Is cnH lug you." Charlie "Yes, I bear him, but he Is calling 'Charlie.' I don't have to go till he yells 'Charles.' "-Tlt-l'.ils. The raltlirul Uog. She "Fldo Is awfully loud of the doll." He-" Is he?" She "Yes; why. he saved her from drowning one day last week 1" Puck, The Hollowuess nl It til. Mrs. Vou Bliinier "How tired I am of society nothing but foam anil froth, nothing deep or lasting, nothing worth while no sincerity anywhere." A'on P.luiuer "Who's yuubbed you now?" Harper's Bazar. Uumfolinded, "Have you matriculated yet':' asked tlie Vnssnr College senior of n new student she saw wandering disconsol ately about the campus, "Matriculated"'- was th;1 horror stricken response; "I've not cten mar lied yet." Town Topics. True to Ills Word. "You know you said before election flint you were a friend who would di vide his last dollar with mo." "That's right," said Senator Sorg hum, blandly; "that's right. But It's going lo be a good many years before 1 set down lo my last dollar." Wash ington Star. Need Not Fetl Lonesome. Rubbertou "May 1 Inquire what your business Is, straugeri" Slrnugcr (naughtily) "Sir, I'm a gentleman. Itubberton "Well. I reckon that's u good business, stranger; hut you'r-j not the only man that's failed at it." Chicago News. Proof of Superiority. "How Is your daughter getting on with her piano lessons?" "Splendidly," answered Mrs. Cum rox. "We are very proud of her. She is so very classical and accomplished that she never thinks of playing a thing that anybody wants to hear." .Washington Star. Coming His Way. "We don't seem to find thnlgs comin' our wny ns fast as they used to," saM Meandering Mike. "Cheer up," said Plodding Pete. "If you want to see somethlu' comin' your way jes' go back to dat house an' say "Pretty Vldo' to de brindle dog tint's lyin' ou de porch." The Outlooli. "Will you still love me, Clara, if, after we nre married, you discover me to be full of faults?" "Of course, Clarence, I'm terribly proud; nnd I never could bring myself to admit eveu to you that I had made the mistake of my life." Chi cago Kccord-Herald. Vnheard Or. "Say:" remarked the transient guest nt the Urnud Arizona Hotel. "Haveu't you any napkins around here?" "Napkius? Nnpklns?" mumbled tho waiter, lit a puzled way. "Oh! You're n detective, iilS't yer? I reckon you mean kidnappers, don't yer?" CatUe' 1c Standard and Times. Commercialism In Art. "How are you gettlug ou In your literary labors?" "Badly. I can't keep my attention ou my story. I am writing for a pub lication that pays two cents a word, and every time I use a vrord of more thau three syllables I feel ns If I wen) wastiug money." Wasliiiigtou Star. Not Alike. The Professor "Don't use (hat phrase, my dear. It is grossly unscien tific." His Wife "What phrase 'As much alike as two peas?' " The Professor "Yes. Examined under the microscope, two peas will 'jreseut startling dlffereuees." Puck. Vicarious Advlee. Barklcy "You're a pretty fellow! You udvlsed me to leud Pltklns thut ten dollars, and he hasn't paid me bacit yet, and I don't believe he ever will." Toomey "That's the reason I ud vlsed you us I did. I was afraid, you know, If he didn't get it of you he might try to borrow It of me." Boston Transcript. Fractional "I am told that you've been married beforo, Mr. Sooter,H said Miss Bunl lug to her proposer. "Yes, er yes. "Your first wife hud at least a por tion of your heart?" "Yes er yes." "That's what I thought. Well. I couldn't consent to marry u half hearted man." Detroit Free Press. Settling liny In Bight, "Mamma, since when Is our nn ;:o Knowall?" "How do yoy come to nk tht, my dear?" "Papa said yesterday Hint yo.t were n regular Mrs. Kuownll." "Ho did, did he? Well, I'll explain that to your papa to his entire satis faction. He may tell you afterword, but-1 thluk not." New York Times. Summary Itetrl button. "Bohead the brass bond!" shuteJ the Chinese emperor. The court favorite looked question Ingly nt tho Empress Dowager. ' "Certainly," said she. "If It will amuse hjm, behead the entire baud." "But what reason shall I giver' "Simply call utlentlou to Its lack ot delicacy. As we were enterlu,- ihe Forbidden City It played 'The Old Home -Ain't What H Vs.-d to Pel"' Wuiihiuglon Star. .mw