VOLUME 2. McCONNELLSBURG, PA., July 11, 1901. NUMBER 43. THE FOURTH. Tho Fourth came and wont in McConuellsburg without leaving anything of special worth to the newsgntherer. There was not one person killed by premature ex plosions of old cannons, n t a buildin burned, nor even nn arm nor hand torn off by a cannou cracker. Tho celebration began on tho evening of the 8d, by an innocent little lawn party. Tow ard midnight those who wore try ing to catch a little sleep were charmed by a chorus of sweet voices who wore "doing the town" with national airs and "Good Night Ladies;" but this was only a prelude, for as the Court House clock announced the arrival of In dependence Day, the clanging of the court houso bell, and some of tho church bells, the firing of cannon crackers, the howling pf dogs, the crowing of roosters, mingled with the shouts of the enthusiastic "celebrators" raised such a din that made the "order loving" people say ugly things about Jefferson for being respon sible for an Independence Day. With the exception of the small boy who never "lets up" on tho little firecracker, the first half of the Fourth was quiet. In the afternoon the storos closed a couple pf hours, and everybody went out to see the base ball game between our home team and St. Thomas. During the first half of tho game it looked as though the St.. Thomas people had never played the game standing 18 to 7 in favor of our team and we thought them "dead easy." The St. Thomas people then got them selves down to business, and when the game ended, it was found that our boys won , by only one run. In tho evening for three or four hours, the boys kept one's ears ringing with tho loud reports of tho big crackers. This was in terspersed with several nice dis plays of sky rockets, Roman caudles, wheels, &c. On account of harvest, not a great many out-of-town people cam e in . By eleven o 'clock every body was tired, and wont to bed and the old town relapsed into that serene quietude for which it is famous. Trolley News. Last Friday evening's (Cham borsburg) Valley Spirit says that tho Chambersburg, Greencastle, and Waynesboro street railway company will construct a line from Greencastle to Waynesboro, and thence to Pen-Mar. The Spirit also says that the further extension of this line.out side of the three places mention ed, is also under consideration. It is altogether likely from pres ent appearances that a trolley line wili be built to Uptou and from there to Mei-cersburg. At this place connection will be made with a line that will shortly bo built from McCounellsburg over the Cove mountain to Mer cersburg. A party of capitalists have secured a charter for a line in this county. , From this it will be seen that tho southern end of Franklin county will have a trol ley communication with the coun ty seat of Fulton and Pen mar's famous summer resort. May (iet u Railroad. Edward R. Wood, president of the Shade Gap railroad company, was at Burnt Cabins recently looking iuto the matter of extend ing his road to that place. His objoct was to ascertain as far as he might, what quantity of freight ho would get to cany from that punt in case his road was extend ed. Lie mado inquiries of tho merchants, lumbermen aud other business people, and was favor ably impressed and went away fully convinced that the extension would pay. The Shade Gap road is a branch of tho East Broad Top, but is an organization sepa rate from that road. If the extension is built it will bo done within the next two or throe months, aud it may then bo ultimately -extended to McCou SERIOUSLY INJURED. Fell Twenty-Four Feet From the Top of h Cherry Tree. j Mrs. Martin Lake of Licking Creek township, met with an ac cident last week that, while seri ous enough in itself, might have cost the lady her life. She was at the home of her fa ther, Mr. Joseph Sipes, and had climbed up into a tree to pick cherries. So intent was she on getting her basket full of the lus cious fruit, that she did not take Into account the extreme heat un til, darkness seemed to come over her eyes, she felt a dizziness, and in a moment she had lost her hold and was crashing down through the limbs, and struck the rough ground after a fall of 21 feet. Fortunately, a young lady near saw the accident, and ran for help. When Mrs. Lake was pick ed up, a gash three inches in length was found in her scalp from which blood was flowing dowu over her face and neck. By a prompt application of cold wa ter she was restored to conscious ness.and it was not until the next day that she was able to be re moved to her home. She is said to be recovering as fully as might be expected. CONUNDRUMS. . What is the difference between a honey-comb and a honey-moon? A honey-comb consists of a num ber of small cells, and a honey moon is one great sell. Why is the sea more powerful than the earth? Because it has heaps of mussels. What did Queen Elizabeth take her pijls in? In cider (inside her). When was Napoleon most shab bily dressed? When he was out at Elba (elbow.) Why are hogs more intelligent than humans? Because they nose (knows) overything. Mrs. Dawdle says oue of her boys don't know nothing, and an other does. The question is, which knows the most? What is better than presence of mind in a railroad accident? Absence of body. Why is the bridegroom gener ally more exponsive than tho bride? Because the bride is al ways given away, while tho bride groom is usually sold. The following is, perhaps, the meanest thing ever written. Why was St. Paul like a horse. Be cause he loved Timothy. Why does a blacksmith seem the most dissatisfied of all me chanics? Because he is always striking for wages. Why is a patch of sweet corn like a dunce? Because it's al ways liable" to get its ears pulled. What is the difference between charity and a tailor? The first covers a multitude of sins; the second, a multitude of sinners. Advice to parties who are in doubt whether to buy or hire a house: Of two evils, choose the "leased." The first 'bus in Am'erica.after much discussiou, has been de cided to have been Columbus. A man carrying a basket of mortar on his head must be a sub-lime character. When may, man be said to be near sePing his old boots? ' When he gets them half -soled. At what age are the ladies most happy? Marriage. Why is the letter B like hot fire? Because it makes oil boil. Weicht-Fisher. On the 20 ult. by Rev. W. D. Beall, Mr. Walter A. Weicht and Miss Lillio C. Fisher, both of Bethel township, were united in marriage. The bride who is a pretty blonde, looked charming, dressed in a costumo of white organdie, lace and ribbon with hat and gloves to match. The groom wore the ' conventional black. The happy couple will ro side at Sideling Hill, where tho best wishes of their f riuuda follow them. A CLOSE CALL. Farmer John C. llelnhuiigli Struck I by Lightning While Driving a i Last Saturday afternoon John ! C. Ileinbaugh who lives on Mie Jake Barmout farm iu Ayr town ship, together with his son, was in a field making hay. Mr. Hein bttugh was cutting grass with a mower Rnd his sou had a scythe trimming up the corners. He noticed a storm gathering; but the sun was still shining, aud in fact, it did not begin to rain for an hour after the time of tho ac cident. While driving along, without any thought of danger, there dropped a bolt of lightning from the apparently clear sky, striking the mower and splitting oue of tho drive wheels in twain and knocking Mr. Heinbaugh to the ground in a dazed condition. The horses, greatly frightened, started to run, Mr. Hoinbaugh's legs became fastened in the lines, aud ho was dragged a consider able distance before his son caught the team and disentangled his father. For nearly a day and a half Mr. Heinbaugh was in a dazed condi tion, and his head and body were considerable bruised from being dragged over the ground. His son felt the shock very per ceptibly, but was able to go to his father's assistance, which alone, perhaps, saved him from a hor rible death. Clear Ridge Loses Again. The second matched game of base ball between the Clear Ridge team and tho Tammany team of New G rouada and Waterfall, was played on the Waterfall grounds Saturday (ith iust. Judging from the firm coun tenances of the Clear Ridge boys ou their arrival, they were on the war path iu earnest and fully meant to take home with them the nine scalps as trophies of war. But such hopes were soon shat tered, and proved to be like snow fall iu the river a moment white thon molts forever. Score, 14 to 27,iu favor of Tam many. X. Ncedniore. The heat last week was intense. A number of teams that were working in the reapers were over come by tho heat. ' Our marble dealer, Mr. A. Runyan, has been quite unwell for a few days. Our other sick folks are improving slowly. , Preaching at tho Baptist ohu rch was largely attended last Sunday. Mr. Charles Graham, who has been working in Ohio for some time has returned. Mr. Albert Sipe of Clearfield was visiting Mr. Emanuel Sharp last week. Mr. Heeter of Dublin Mills was visiting in town Saturday and Sunday. Mr. Low Harris, Will Peck, and Mr. Chas. Lodge are among the early corners for school. Mr. Anderson Mellott, our new mail carrier, has begun his four year task. If he continues as obliging as at present, he will givo satisfaction to our people. Our old friend, Mr. Silas Mor gret, who keeps bachelor 'shall on Water Street, was treated to a surprise on Saturday evening. Some of our aged townsmen, in cluding a number of our neigh bors supplied themselves with tin cups and started out to sere nade him. Tlroy were disap pointed iu finding him a pleasant caller up town and had to search elsewhere. They did not fail iu finding him. Men! Men!, don't scold tho boys when they start out to "whoop up" the fun. Mr. and Mrs. Chas. Gordon wore spending some time at their farm in Thompson last weok. Our old friend Johnson Truax says the weather is too warm to i enjoy either harvesting or "Clio j first chair on "Loafer's Row." i Mr. Emanuel Sharp had the Misfortune to have his garden ! destroyed by tho breaking in of 1 some wandering cattle. HINDER TEAMS RAN. Horses Frightened by the Loud Thunder, and Machines Broken. The same bolt of lightning that struck John Hoinbaugh's mower last Saturday afternoou, or, rath er, tho thunder resulting from it, came near doing some bad work among other farmers. In Archie W. Johnston's field were four good horses attached to a binder. A. W. Johnston, Jr., was in the seat on the binder.aud John Carbaugh, the driver, was just mounting the saddle horse to resume work after having oiled the machine, when "Ker-boom" went the clap of thunder and away went tho horses with the binder. Mr. Carbaugh succeed ed in landing himself in the sad dle and after their running across the field he was able to bring them to a stand still. As it was it meant a disabled binder and a trip to town for repairs. A mile distant in a big wheat field, seated ou his binder with a trusty driver on his saddle horse, sat John F. Kendall. The sky was clear, the grain was standing nicely, and the frequent click of tho knotter showed how fast the sheaves were being thrown off. It is a matter of no little satisfac tion, after a year's ploughing and sowing, after the freezing of win ter, the risk of drought, or the dozen and one other things that may come in to take away the fruit of tho farmer's labors, to be permitted to gather an abundant harvest. We do not know just what Mr. Kendall's thoughts were on this particular afternoon but we do know that all at once there was a terrific peal of thun der, the horses sprang forth.fair ly lifting the machine and its ri der off the ground as frantically they galloped across the field. Had it not been for the cool head ed driver, who succeeded in keep ing them from running into any thing that would cause a general smash up, there is no telling just what would have happened. He, at length, succeeded in regaining control of the team ;and after tak ing an account of stock was glad to find that everything was all right except some trifling dam- age to the binder. Brush Creek. The Fourth of July passed off unobserved by the people of our community; not even the old fashioned squib was heard to remind us of the anniversary of our Independence. Harvesting Is trump. The last of this week will see most pf the grain in the shock. Miss Cora Speer, of Saluvia, spent the early part of last week visiting her friend Blanche Bar ton near Crystal Springs. Jesse Ilixson, of near Philadel phia, who spent Borne time visit ing friends and relatives in "Lit tle Fulton" has returned to the former place. Piper Barton, of Akersville, made a flying visit to Saluvia on Tuesday evening of last week. Business and pleasure combined. Mrs. Maria Barton, whose ill ness was mentioned some time ago is growing weaker. A festival was hold at McKen dree Saturday evening June 29. The proceeds for the benefit of the church. The infant daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Hixson Akers of near Akersville died on Saturday af ternoon and was buried on Sun day afternoon at Akersville. Rev. Campbell conducting the funeral. Prof. C. E. Barton of the Cum berland Valley State Normal School is spending his summer vacation at his home in our Valley. Frank Hixson, our genial but ter and cheese maker, who was employed at theEverett creamery for a time, has returned to his home at Crystal Springs, Among the, names of the new subscribers added to the News during the past week is that of Mr. Asia Spencer, of Bryant, Washington. HAYSTACK BURNED. George F. Mellott of Ayr Town ship Loses Ten Tons of Hay. The Big Cove farmers have a rule to stack all the grain and hay out of doors that thoy have room for, and put the rest in the barn. Acting on that principle George F. Mellott, had just completed a large rick of ten tons of excellent clover hay iu one of his fields when that storm came up last Saturday afternoon. Tho light uing struck tho rick.settiug it on fire, and while au effort was made to save it, the fire which seemed to be all through it was so strong that the hay was entirely con sumed, not even sparing the rails on which tho stack was built. A wagon containing part of a load stood near the stack, and it was with'difficulty that it was saved. Locust Grove. A few of our peoplo spent tho Fourth in Buck Valley, aud a few went to Hancock; but tho rain spoilt the fun at both places. A number of folks from the Cove went over to Pleasant Grove last Sunday to attend the Chil dren's service. The exercises passed off very nicely. Mr. Calvin Morgret cut his knee very badly the other day with a grain cradle. The cut was about three inches in length and has mado Mr. Morgret very lame. David Smith was very sick part of last week. He is better now. Reuben Engle is quite poorly, and last week JohuEugle's young est child was so sick that all hope of its recovery was abandoned. It is better now. Simon Garland's new barn is almost ready for roofing. "The hands have all stopped until grain harvest is over. Mr. Job L. Garland, tho accom modating mail carrier from Han cock to Locust Grove during tho past four years, turned over the "checks" to David and Simon Garland the first of July. The new men are all right and will give no cause for complaint. Simon C. Layton who carried from Locust Grove to Crystal Springs during the past four years, is succeeded by Harry Plessinger. Both these gentle men are well worthy public confi dence. Luidig. Mrs. Albert Clevenger of Pitts burg is visiting tho family of Hi ram Clevenger. John Mclntyre and son of Six Mile Run spent Saturday fishing in Wooden Bridge creek. Mrs. Samuel Blake is ill. Hiram Laidig sold a fine lot of cattle to W. F. Benner of Hope well last week. Harvesting is well on. Tho fly has hurt some of the wheat. There was a good attendance at Sunday school at Laidig on Sun day afternoon. Hiram Clevenger and Casper Brant have bought binders, and are well pleased with the work done by the machines. Robert Edwards is home from Puritan, and at work in the har vest field. Isa Stevens has gouq to Bed ford Springs to work iu the Aran dale hotel. Etta Laidig will spend a few weeks with her grandfather, Na than Barnett, at Hubbelsvillo, Huntingdon county. J. F. Johnson is attending to the Iiarvest on his mother's farm in Thompson township. Festivals. There wi'l be a festival near the Iron Bridge just west of Gem, Saturday July 20th. Music and amusements have been arrang ed for, and a good time may bo expected. At Sharp's Grove, on Timber Ridge, Saturday afternoon and night. Proceeds to bo used to wards tho payment of the organ iu Antioch church. Contributions sniioted. Choice music furnished. GORDON - PECK. A pretty wedding took place at tho home of Mr. aud Mrs. Jatnos It.- Peck, July 7, 1D01, in which Mr. Fred Gordon and Miss Clara W. Peck were made husband and wife, the ceremony being per formed by Rev. Lewis Chambers, The bride was very handsomely dressed in white organdie, trim med with cream lace, and ribbon that reached the floor. The groom wore a uavy blue suit. Tho groomsman and bridesmaid were, respectively, John II. Pock aud Miss Jessie D. Hichards. The guests were Mr. and Mrs. Andy Rotz," Mr. aud Mrs. B. F. Shives, Mr. and Mrs. Dennis Everts, Mr. Andrew J. Shives, Howard Pitt man, Misrf oadie J. Peck, Grant Brake-all, . Henry Trottand sistersEdnaand tfancy. After tho ceremony aud con gratulations, a sumptuous dinner was served, and the company had a very pleasant time. Buried With A Snake. As an attraction extraordinary for the butcher's picnic, at Wheel ing, West Virginia, Prof. Charles Cooper hypnotized James Morris and putting a blacksuako under a spell buried the two in a box five feet under tho ground at Mozart Park, where they were to bo res urrected for the edification of the crowd. About daybreak the sen tinel posted at tho mouth of the air pipe leading down to the box was astonished to hear Morris begging to be relieved. The snake had come to life and had wrapped itself about Morris's neck. The guard brought assistance and soon had Morris and the snake above ground. Morris was al most dead, having barely saved his life by putting his hands at the sides of his neck so the full force of the snake's coil did not come upon his windpipe. New Grenada. Charles Alloway and wife of Throe Springs spent Sunday with Wm. Alloway. The telephone line is now com plete between here and Roberts dale. Quite a number of our young folks spent the fourth at Cass ville and Orbisonia. Our boys were billed for a game of ball at Cassville on tho Fourth. But rain prevented the game. Mrs. Evelyn McClain and daughter Maud spent a few days with Dr. C. A. It. McClain at Cassv ille last week. Our P. O. S. of A. boys are go ing to dedicate their new Hall July 27. They are going to give a whole day's picnic. Just read their posters and you will not miss coming to tho gala day. Tammany B. B. club of New Grenada, crossed bats with Clear Ridge on Saturday afternoon at Waterfall. Clear Ridge has a gentlemanly set of players, and we all know it. It was a five in ning game. Score: New Grena da, 28; Clear Ridge, 11. Thompson. John C. Brewer and Abner Weaver each lost a good horse from the intense heat while work ing in a binder. Mr. Miuie Lynch and Miss Gertie Peck visited Mr. and Mrs. Harvey Lynch near Hancock last Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Harvey Atkinson of Mercer sburg drove over last Wednesday evening. Mrs. Atkin son will spend some time visiting hor parents Mr. and Mrs. B. F. Simpson. Mr. A. returned Thurs day evening. Mrs. L. M. Shives aud Faunio BrakeaH were callers at Lizzie Pittman's Sunday. Mrs. Moses Gordon and family were at Mr. Gregory's Sunday. Mrs. George Mellottand daugh ter, Mrs. Sue Johnston and chil dren, Mrs. Ella llttinan, aud Curty Stouer spent Sunday atU. R. Simpson's. Our farmers are complaining that tho wheat is uot filled. PERSONAL. Mr. and Mrs. W. L. Cliue, of Dublin, wort! at McCounellsburg last Friday. Miss Annie Englo of Clearfield is visiting her mother, Mrs. Re becca Englef ill Whips Cove. - Miss Nellie Daniels is spending a week with her grandmother, Mrs. Christiana Daniels, near liar risouvillo. Harvey Stoner, of Laucaster,is spending his usual summer vaca tion with his father and sister iu this place. Dr. Bert Stevens, of Iowa, and his sister, Miss Hester, of Taylor township, were callers at this of fice last Saturday. Dr. and Mrs. Clyde Shade, of Washington, D. C, are spending a few weeks in the home of Mrs. Catharine Bender in this place. Jaii;.'' S. Akors and Asa Mel lott, of Whips. Cove, drr- to Mc Conuellsburg lait-Monday morn ing and returned in evening. Miss Ella West, who had -i).eeu spending a few weeks with her fa-"' thcr at tho Washington House, left lust Friday ior a visit among friends in Chambersburg. Mrs. Phi'ip S. Ott and sister, Mrs. John Souders, of the Cove, spent Thursday night of last week with their cousin, Mrs. El mer Gordon, of Mereersburg. Mr. aud Mrs. Joseph Phenice.of tho Little Cove, attended the In stallation services at the Luther an church last Sunday, and were the guests of Mr. and Mrs. Hen ry A. Comerer. Mrs. Dwight Thompson and two children, Mildred and Frank, returned home to this place last week from a two weeks' visit among friends in Altooua.Tyrono aud Mount Union. Miss Mary B. Graves, Miss Abbie Graves, the Misses An drews, Miss Yonker.Miss Agues Booth, and Miss Clara Rankin, all of Warfordsburg, arc sending the summer at Mountain Lako Park. Miss Nellie Trout returned homo last Friday evening after a very pleasant visit of throe weeks among friends in the eastern part of the State. Nellie says sho at tended three weddings in the three weeks. S. M. Clevenger was an early Monday morning caller. Ho is employed in caring for Mr. A. G. Grissiuger who has been an inva lid for somo time. Sam lias had a good deal of exporieuee with sick peoplo. Taylor. The students of J. B. Cutchall's Normal are now taking a vacation and talking business. B. S. Winegarduor is attending Lamberson & Ranch's school at Hustoutown. Miss Grace Huston who had been attending school at Need -more, is home again. Charles E. Stevens, aud his best friend, Miss Vorua Shafer, accompauied by his sister Miss . Maud, spent the Fourth at Orbi sonia. The Union ball team are now ready to play. Tho "Star" published at Han cock, Md., attempted lust week to ridicule one of that town's most reputable business men, because, forsooth, that business man ad vertises dry goods, notions, milli nery, &c, aud announces that he takes in trade, eggs and jwultry. Just why the "Star" mau should see anything funny about that, is too much for us. We presume the llauock merchants, likb their McConnellsburg brethren, are willing to carry i h goods as tho wants of their cVstorners seem to indicate; and to receive, in ex chtuigo therefor, anything from a goose egg to a hoop m1o if tho egg is souud,..a,pd tho polo long enough. Thomas J. Wiener, has found it to his advuntago during the .past year to advertise in ;ho Fulton County Nuws, and h lias never failed at the endV"" quarter to send us tho cash , for it.