CONTROL YOUR TEMPER. Dr. Talmage in His Discourse Urges Delicate Duly Upon Those Oivca to Quick Temper. Sins That We Should Be Aagry With- j Pity tne Slater. ICoprrlrht 1001.1 Washington, D. C. A delicate nnd i difficult duty is by Dr. Talmage in thif discourse urgrd upon all and especially i upon those given to quirk temper; text, hphesian iv, 26, "Be ye angry and ain I not." ' Kqiiipoiae of temper, kimlnc.vi, pnUrnoe, forbearance, ore extolled by mml tit the rfldimt pens of inspiration, but n y text contains that wliii-h at first niht is start ling. A irei-tnin kind of anger 11 approved; , ave, we are conimumlrti to indulge in it. The moat 01 us have no need to cultivate high temper, ami how often we say tlniiira ami do things under affronted im pulse, -which, we are sorry 1'or when per haps it in too late to make effective apol ogy! Why, then, should the apostle l'aul dip his pen in the ink horn and trace upon paper for all ages, the injunction, "lie ye anrcry and sin not?" My text commends a wholesome indig nation. It discriminates between the of fence and the offender, the ain and tbe sinner, the crime and the criminal. To illustrate, alcoholism has ruined more fortunes, blasted more homea, de stroyed more souls than any evil that I . 1 1 . 11 e : I ' inula UI. II puma a river 111 ijuimjii nuu fire through the nations. Millions have died bwauae of it, nnd millions are dying now, and others will die. Intemperance is an old sin. The great Cyrus, writing to the Lacedemonians of himself, boasted of many of his qualities, among others that he could drink and bear more wine than his distinguished brother. Liui X. nnd Alexander the fireat died iWik. The Parliament of Edinburgh in 1SS1 is called in history "the drunken Parliament." Hugh Miller, first stonemason and after ward a world renowned geologist, writes of the drinking habits of his day, saying: "When the foundation was laid, they drank. When the walls were leveled for laying, they drank. When the building was finished, they drank. When an ap prentice joined, they drank." In the eighteenth century the giver of an enter tainment boasted that none of the guests went home sober. Noah, the first ship 'captain, was wrecked not in the ark, for that was safely landed, but he was wrecked with strong drink. Every man or woman rightly constructed will blush with indig nation at the national and international and hemispheric and planetary curse. It is good to be aroused against it. You come out of that condition a better man or a better woman. Be yc angry at that abomination, and the more anger the more exaltation to character. But that aroused feeling becomes sinful when it extends to the victim of this great evil. Drunken ness vou are to hate with a vivid hatred, but the drunkard you are to pity, to help to extricate. Just take into consideration that there are men and women who once were as upright as yourself who have been pros trated by alcoholism. Perhaps it eame of a physician's prescription for the relief of pain, a recurrence of the pain calling for a continuance of the remedy. Perhaps the grandfather was an inebriate, and the temptation to inebriety, leaping over a generation, has swooped on this unfortu nate. Perhaps it was a very gradual chaining of the man with the bevernge which was thought to be a servant, when one day it announced itself master. Be humble now, and admit that there is a strong probability that under the same circumstances ynu yourself might have been captured. The two appropriate emo tions for you to allow are indignation at the intoxicant which enthralled and sym- athvfor the victim. Try to get the suf- ercr out of his present environment. Recommend any hygienic relief that you know 01, anrt, above all, implore the di vine rescue for the struggle in which eo many .of the noblest and grandest have been worsted. Do not give yourself up to too many philippics about what the man ought to nave been and ought to have done. While vour cheek Hushes with wrath at the foe that has brought the ruin, let your eye be mositened with tears of pity for the sufferer. In that way you will have fulfilled the injuction of the text, "Be ye angry and sin not." There is another evil the abhorrence of which you are all called to, and it is on the increase the gambling practice. Re cent developments show that much of thii devastation is being wrought in ladies' parlors. It is an evil which sometimes if as polite and gracious as it is harmful. Indeed there never were so many people trying to get money without earning it. But it is a li.if.gn rd transgression that comes down to uh from the past, blighting all its way. I have seen in the archives of the nation in this national capital a large book in which one of the early Presidents of the United htates kept an account in his own handwriting of gums and losses at play ing cards, on one page the gains and 011 the other the losses, and there are many pages. In other days many of national reputation went from the halls of. Con gress and the Senate chamber to spend the night in notorious gambling saloons. In Spain 11 don lost in ttventvfour hours what equals $12,000,000. Twenty years ago it was estimated that the average gambling exchange of money throughout Christendom exceeded $123,IOO,OOO.Ui0 11 year, but statistics twenty years ago would be tame compared with the present statis tics if we could find any one able enuugli at figures to tabulate them. It is all the same epirit of gambling whether the in struments are curds or the clicking chips or the turning wheel or the bids of the Stock Kxchange, where people sell whet they never owned and fail because they rannot get paid for it. A prominent banker tells me that ho thinks fiO.OOO peo ple were financially prostrated bv the re cent insanities in Hall street. Here and there a case is reported, but the vast ma jority suffer in silence. The children arc brought home (rum school; the wardrobe will he denied replenishment; the table will have scunt supply; wild generosity will be turned into grim want. Forty years from now will be felt the disaster of last month's black Thursday. But; while you are hotly indignant against the crime, how do you feel ubout those who were fleeced and slain? They did not know that their smull bout was so near the maelstrom. Some of them were born wit i a tendency to recklessness and experiment and hazard. They inherited a disposition to tempt chance. Do not heap on them additional discouragements. Do not deride their losses. Help them to start again. Show them that there are more fortuues to be gained than have yet been gathered, and that with God for their friend they will be provided for here, and through the Saviour's mercy they may reign forever in the land where there are no losses and infinite gains.' While you may redden in the face at the' fact that gambling is tbe disgraceful moth-: er of multitudious crimes, of envies, jeal-' ousies, revenges, quarrels, cruelties, false hoods, forgeries, suicides, murders and de spair, be careful what you say to the vic tim of the vice and what you do. lie needs more sympathy than the man who came up from inebriety and debauch and assassination, for many such repent andi are saved, but confirmed gamblers hardly j ever reform. During the course of a pro longed niiuistry I have seen thousands re deemed, many of them who were clear gone in sin, by Almighty grace rescued, in all parts of this land and in aome part 01 other lands I have seen those who were K'vu up fli incorrigible and lost recov Jf" 'or (lod and heaven, but how many confirmed gamblers have I seen converted ironi their evil wivat A thousand? Kn Sin jYw,re$T No. Fifty! No. Two? , L fn' No. I wad in a book of one ued. I have no doubt there have Jn .other cases, but no evil does its work Such .V'V"1, gambluig. onuht i m "i',css"o" vi reiorinauon IthS fk c11 ,orth ,rom yu deeper eympa Mtettp",S.,'!,,or " other unfortu. ihiuwri yi hj' f IIlean ,or tiu- who. b.Tcka H,,d I'ruiaed among the tim- belter K C'lb"1 and .iomui warmth and reach ii. ' m?n P"? ,or who never Itha hZ. T ' uul ur dashed to death iu ,iynipbr:,:-ilnBfi ""j ,i th- I tkT.. ,tn lt" victims. S sacrificed 1 ,Jle llue"ly. "d it 1 .19 (Mutlictd w, ore vehement in dcuuneia,- lion. We nope that trie GeMWtwe win soon come upon the track of the absconding tvnk official, of the burglar who blew up the safe, of the clerk who skilfully changed 1he figures in the account book, of the fal sifier who secured the loan on valueless property, of the agent who because of hie percentage wrongfully admit a man to the benefit of life insurance policy when his heart is ready to stop and who comes from an ancestry characteristically ahort lived. One act of fraud told of in big headlines in the morning papers rightfully arouses the nation's wrath. It is the in terest of every good man and good woman who reads of the crime to have it exposed nd punished. Let it go unscathed, and ynu put a premium on fraud, you depress pnbbe morals, yon induce those who are on the fence between right end wrong to co down on the wrong aide, and you put the business of the world on a down grade. The constabulary and penitentiary must do their work. But while the merciless and the godless cry. "Good for him T am glad he is within the prison doors!" be it your work to find out if that man is worth saving and what were the causes of his moral overthrow. Perhaps he started in business life under a trirkv firm, who gave him wrong notions of busi ness integrity: perhaps there was a com bination of circumstances almost unpar alleled for temptation, perhaps there were alleviations, perhaps he was born wrong and never got over it. perhaps he did not realize what he was doing, and if you are a merciful man you will think of other perhapsea which, though thev will not ex cuse, will extenuate. Perhaps he has al ready repented and is washed in she blood of the Iamb, and is as sure of heaven as you are. What an opportunity you have now for obeying my text! Vou were angry at the misdemeanor, but you are hopeful for the recovery of the recalcitrant. Blessed all prison reformers! Blessed are those Gov ernors and Presidents who are glad when they have A chance to pardonl Blessed the forgiving father who welcomes home the prodigal! Blessed the dying thief whom the Lord took with Him to glory, saying. "This day shalt thou be with Me in paradise." There is another evil that we ought to abhor while we try to help the victim, and that is infidelity. It snatches the life pre server from the man afloat and affords not so much as a spar or a plank as sub stitute. It. would extinguish the only light that has ever been kindled for the troubled and the lost. Let the spirit of infidelity take hold of a neighborhood, and in that town the marriage relation is a farce, and good morals give place to all styles of immorals. Let it take possession of this earth, and there would be no vir tue left in all the world's circumference. I think if a famous infidel of our time instead of being taken away instanta neously had died in his bed after weeks and months of illness he would have re voked his teachings and left for his be loved family consolations which they could not find in obsequies at which not one word of holy Scripture was read or at Fresh Pond crematory, where no Chris tian benediction was pronounced. I do not positively sav that in a prolonged ill ness there would have been a retraction, but I think there would. I say to all young men hoping to achieve financial, moral or religious success, con trol your tempers. Do not let criticism or rebuff defeat you. Verdi, the great musicinn, applied to become a student in the Conservatory of Music at Milan, and he was rejected by the director, who said that he could make nothing of the new comer, as he showed no disposition for music. But the criticism did not exasper ate or defeat him. The most of those who have largely succeeded in all departments were characterized by self control. In battle they could calmly look at the bomb thrown at their feet, wondering whether it would explode. In commercial life, when panics smote the city, these men were placid, while others were veiling themselves hoarse at the Stock Exchange. While others nearly swooned because a certain stock had gone 100 points down they calmly waited until it would get 100 points up. While the opposing attorney in the courtroom frothed at the mouth with rage because of something said on the other side he of the equipoise put a glass of water to his lips in refreshment, and proceeded with the remark, "As I was saying when the gentleman interrupted pie." Self control! What a glorious thing! We want it in the doctor feeling the ptile of one desperately ill; we want it in the engineer when the headlight of another train comes round the curve on the same track; we want it in ChrUtian men nnd women in times when eo much in church and state seems going to demo litionself control! Surpassing all other characters in tho world's biography stands Jesus Christ, wrathful against sin, merciful to the sin ner. Witness His behavior toward the robed ruffians who demanded capital pun ishment for an offending woman denun ciation for their sinful hypocrisy, pardon for her sweet penitence. He did not speak of Herod as "his highness'' or "his royal highness," hut dared to compare him to a cunning fox, saying, "Go ve and tell that fox." But, alert to the cry of suffering, He finds ten lepers, and to how many of the ten awful invalids did He give convalescence and health! Ten. Re buking Pharisaism in the most compressed sentence in all the vocabulary of ana thema: "Ye aerpeutB! Ye generation of vipers! How can ye escape the damna tion of hell?" Yet looking upon Peter with such tenderness that no word was spoken, and not a word was needed, for the look spoke louder than words. "And the Lord looked upon Peter, and Peter went out and wept bitterly." Defying the mightiest Government of the world, the Roman Government, yet rubbing His hand just below the lurehead of the blind until the optic nerve of him who was born sightless is created, and the sunlight has two new paths to tread. Best illustration the world ever saw of auger without; sin, anger against the abom inations which have mauled and blasted the earth from its deepest cavern to its highest cliff, but so much pity for the sin ning and suffering nations that He allowed them to transfix Him upon two pieces of wood nailed across each other on a day that was dark as night, the windows of heaven shut because the immortals could not bear to look down upon the assassin ation of the loveliest being than ever walked the shore of the lakes or without pillow or blanket slept on the cold mount ains. Like Him, let us hate iniquity with com plete hatred, but like Him may we help those who are overthrown and be willing to suffer for their restoration. Then, al though at the opening of this discourse our text may have seemed to command us to do an impossible thing, we will at the close of this sermon, with a prayer to God for help, be more rigid and deter mined than ever before against that which is wrong, while at the same time we shall feel so kindly toward all the erring and work so hard for their rescue that we will realize that we have sealed the Alpine, the Himalayan height of my text, which en joins, Be ye angry and sin not." PROMINENT PEOPLE. T.onl StillKlitiiy rides his tricycle be fore breakfast on bright mornings. KxtenHlve golf links have own laid out lit Froguiorc for King Edward VII. Former Governor Campbell, of Ohio, In preparing to itcqulre I'ithsuushlp lu Now York. Knlamar.oo College lias conferred the degree of LL.D. upon Senator J. C. Burrows, of Michigan. Brown .University, at Providence, R. I., biw couferml the degree of doctor of luws upon Geuerul Nelson A. Miles. The Ciar has accepted Emperor Wil liam's Invitation to view tho grniul nrmy manoeuvres at Deutzic, West Prussia. Captnln Cogblan, upon his retire ment In tbe full from active service In the Navy, Is to uiuke bis home In Manltou, Cul. Sir Thomas' Upton snys he lins not lieeu to the theatre twelve times In his life. Gardening ami yacht racing ure bis favorite diversions. Professor Gunnerson lias resigned the rlinlr of Greek and Lull 11 11 1 I'rlt cbett College and will accept a fellow ship at the University of Chicago. THE SABBATH SCHOOL International Lesson Comments For Jnly 7., Sabjecti Oos, the Creator of All Tllafs, Otn. L, I ts II., JOoldta Text, flea. I., I Meaary Verses, M-27-Coaiaieatary aa the Day's Lessen. 1. In the beginning." The discoveries of geology prove the globe to have existed at an indefinitely remote period before the creation of man; that is, long before the six days' work so definitely described. It has been supposed by some that "in the beginning" was the commencement of the first day, and of course only about 6000 years ago. But no phrase could be more indefinite as to time. It means "in former duration," "of old." "God." The Bible docs not undertake to prove the existence ot God, but at the very outset His exist ence is assumed as a fact. "Created." The primary sense of the word is that of the divine act of absolute creation out of noth ing. Rom. 4: 17; Heb. 11: 3. 2. "The earth was waste and yoid" (R. V.) There was confusion and disorder. The history of creation is confined simply to the first two verses. The apparent con flict of this chapter with geology has arisen from the mistake of supposing it to be n narrative of creation, when all but the first two verses is an account of the adap tation of the created material of the earth aa an abode for man. "Moved." God pro ceeded to bring order out of the matter that was existing in a chaotic state. 3. "Let there be light." Nothing can he conceived more dignified than this form of expression. It shows God's au thority and power. 5. "The first day." There has always been much discussion as to whether the days referred to in this chapter were twenty-four-hour days or indefinite pe riods. Certainly the first three days could not have been natural days, for the sun had not yet appeared. The term "day" is frequently used to designate periods of in definite time (see 2 Pet. 3: 8; Luke 19: 421; but these days were probably the same length as our days at the present time. 6. "Firmament." Expanse; properly comcthipg beaten out. The space above ' the earth. 10. "Karth seas." By this separation both were rendered useful. The earth was prenared for the numerous living creatures, ii. requires this great surface of water "to yield a sufficiency of vapors for the pur pose of cooling the atmosphere and water ing the earth." "God saw that it was good." This was the judgment which God pronounced upon His own works. This clause is often added to show that all the disorders, evil and hurtful qualities that arc now in creation, are not to be charged to God, but to man's sin, which hath cor rupted their nature and perverted their use. 11. "Bring forth grass," etc. In these general expressions we are to understand that all kinds of vegetable productions are included. Thus, before God formed any living creature to abide upon the earth. He wisely provided for its sustenance. "Whose seed is in itself." Kither in the root, or branch, or bud, or fruit; which is suffi cient in itself for the propagation of its kind. 16. "God made two great lights." The moon is referred to as a great light merely because it appears great to those on the earth. 26. "Let us make man." God the Fath er unites with the Son and Spirit. This was the last act in the work of creation. Man was "created," not "evolved from some other animal." Man was created ubout 6000 years ago, and in this there is perfect harmony with science, which shows that the appearance of man upon the earth is comparatively recent. "Image likeness." It was man's soul that was made in the image of God. This image consisted of knowledge, righteousness and true holiness, or, in the words of Dr. Han nah. "Light in the understanding, recti tude in the will, sanctity in the purposes and affections." A more detailed account of the creation of man is made in the next chapter in which is made clear the distinc tion between body and soul, between the animal man and the spiritual man. The body was made of the dust of the earth, nnd this is true not only of the body of Adam, but of the bodies of all his de scendants. But an absolutely perfect bodv without a soul would not be, a man. It was only when God gave the body He had formed from the dust a living soul, formed in His own image, that the creation of man took place. The soul was not evolved, it was created. Man is the son of God. 27. "Male and female." The story of woman's creation is given in chapter 2: 21 4. Woman was created by taking a rib, or a part of the man's side, for the orig inal word may mean cither, and forming it into the woman. 28. "God blessed them." He gave them His favor. His care for their posterity and their good, so that it would be a blessing, a happiness to live. And the divine bene diction is still essential to the ideal life, which is the only true life here below. "Bo fruitful." The first family wag found ed with one husband and one wife. It was God's purpose to till the earth with happy beings, enjoving the good things He had made. Children are a great blessing in Aie family. They tend to remove selfishness, to develop benevolence, patienw, love, hope and self-government. "Jfbdue it." Bring it under cultivation. labor of subduing the earth has stiinu.ated inven tion, and is the origin and bond of civil society. "Have dominion." Man has been aptly described as the creature who was to be God's. representative, clothed with au thority, and who should rule as visible head of the world. 29. "Have given you." The world i a divine gift to man, valuable and increasing in value, expressing God's love, teaching His truth, sustaining His life, ministering to every sense. "Kvery herb for meat." In this and tho ensuing verse the death of any creature does not appear in the original design of God. Man was neither to eat the flesh of brute animals, nor were these to prey upon each other. It was only after the fall that such things were at all provided for. 34. "God saw." Seeming to pause to iuspect His work. "Very good." Superla tively good, perfect. Nothing could be added, or diminished; no change, altera tion or modification could be made with out marring God's handiwork. The crea tion waa "good as showing God's love to His creatures, and good as the expression of His nature and character." 1. "Thus." The division of the chapter should be at verse 4. "Were finished." His work of creation was completed. 2. "Rested." Not because God was weary, but because the work planned was done. Ve are living in the seventh day of divine rest. 3. "Blessed the seventh day." It lias been impartially demonstrated that physi cal law demauds that we rent one day in NEWSY CLEANINGS. Tbere lias been a record vintago In South Austrulla. Russia threatens to cut off all trade with, the United States. The university extension movement is growing rapidly in Germany. A $10,000,000 oil cloth combine Is be ing arranged At Youngstown, Ohio. Much discouragement Is shown in England over the condition of the war in South Africa. Bats measuring nearly five feet from tip to tip of wings have been dlscov ered in East Africa. The clean-up in the Klondike is ex pected to make the season's gold out put about ao.ooo.ooo. John Hyslop, official measurer of the New York Yacht Club, bus measured the sloop Constitution at Newport, U. I. Gradually the Government is doing away with the distribution of rutious to Indians. In five years the system will be practically Abolished. A forfeit of 1100,000 has been de posited to bind the sale of 1200 acres of oil land neitr Hour Lake, Tex., tbe price to be paid being (1,250 000. EPW0RTH LEAGUE MLETIN0 TOPICS Jely 7 - "Relliloa aatf Fatrlotlom." (ton. HL 1-7. God Is the gonl In the nice for Cbrls ti.i u citizenship. The will of the people may be right. The will of God must be. It Is 0 great government which Is of the people, by the people, for the people. It Is a greater government which Is of the people's God, by the people's God, nnd for the people's God. II Is only when Hie people's rule Is right that the people have right to rule. It la not the triumph of party, but tho triumph of principle. Hint Christian patriotism seeks. The enger quest of the patriot Is not for crowns, scepters, thrones, but for character, service, truth. Christian pntrloi'sm seeks the con quest of kingdoms lhat It may hasten the conquest of the King. Christian patriotism seeits the reign of God In human government. It will follow Its lender only wli-n Its leader follows tic Lord. It holds thnt rebellion against wickedness Is loyalty to right eonsness. It will obey the govern ment thnt honors God. It will be submissive to the scepler thnt Is swnyed In serving men. Put It will rebel when Hint scepter Berks to wrong mankind. The greatest tcneher of tnaiikihd have recognized God as the only rm;i:c of perfect government. Pinto s,i!rS. "No mortal can frame Jnw in pur pose." Socrates ntllniieil thnt "Eveu Ihe unwritten laws of mcnklnd are given by God." I -monstheiies le cinred thnt "Law Is the Invention and gift of-God." For this purpose was the Son of God manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil. Man not only needs law, he needs a nature thnt loves law. He must Invc the mind of ('hrlxt. Then he will sny to find. "II. iw love I thv litw." "Thyjnw is within my heart." Some powff miit transfer man from the kingdom of Sutnn Into the king dom of God. The man must forswear the old government. lie must for sake Sutun. tho old governor. He must b created anew lu Christ Jesus. Now he If under the law of love. The In-.v of Iovh has wrought within him the love of law. The kingdom of Gnd bus come to the sinner. The sinner has entered the kingdom of God. CHRISTIAN ENDEAVOR TOPICS. July 7 - "Rellrloa and Patriotism.' xllL 1-7. Rom. Scripture A'erses. Xeh. 1. 1-4; IN. xvl. 5, 0; xlvill. 12, V.i; cxxxvll. !S, (I; Matt, xxlll. 07; 1 Cor. I. '; Epli. II. 0, 1J, 22; Phil. ill. 20; Heti. III. 1, 2, 5, ti. LESSON THOUGHTS. God holds In hlx hands the reins of nil governments; if the htimiin sover elgu honors God, hh-, rule will lie bless ed even though It may seem disas trous; If lie dishonors God, be works 'tut bis own and the nation's destruc tion. " Killers are not a terror to good works, but to evil." It has boou said that the object of laws Is to make it as easy as possible to do right and as nurd as possible to do wrong. Christianity respects the law. A true Christian Is sure to be a patri otic, law-iibliliiig citizen. SELECTIONS. The strongest safeguard for our country Is not In ourselves, lu armies mill navies, but lu toe keeping anil favor of God. The Christian owes It to bis country to "pray for the peace uf Jerusalem," for her rulers and nil lu authority, fur her Institutions, for her citizens. Our debt to our country needs to be linked with the thought of ntir duty to God. True patriot Ism must rest on n religious basis; political problems must lie solved by Christian principals. CbrlHlianlty must leaven all our nu tlmi.'il nlTalrs, or national corruption will leaveu the church. The age calls fur men who will place righteousness and the public welfare above personal prosperity. If the .evils of the world are erer to be over come, they will be over come by the unselfishness and heroism of self-sacrltlclng love on the part of Jn II who call themselves followers of klestis Christ. HAMS' HORN BLASTS HE use of the ar row depends 0.1 the aim. . To man's desper ation came God's Inspiration. While there's hop there's lit. Christ completes the command ments. Be f odly and" you will never be lonesome. Christ makes the many books into tbe one Bible. God is a jealous God because He Is a loving God. The enduement Is better than an en dowment. Judaa probably abstracted the a'a baster flask. Church music la not for fun but some of it la very funny. It takes the hammer of practice to drive in the nails of precept. Some preachers try to catch the b!g fleh by speaking with bated breath oi their sins. Your feelings In the meeting may be injurious it they do not beejtne facta In the market. They who do not bring the Kingdom to earth will not be brought Into the kingdom of heaven. When we ask for deliverance from Buffering God often answers best by giving deliverance through suffering. Even the foolish virgins were to wise to try to make the baauty ot their lamps pasa for the brilliancy ot their lights. The Japs Have Orwat KnrtnraBt. The Japanese are a Spartan race. Many things besides their resistance to cold prove it. The most of them live In simplicity. They can go a long time without food. The coolies perform marvelous feats of strength and en durance; they draw a "Jinrlklaha" all day or carry travelers over the steep est mountains. Every summer a colony of forelgneri go to Mt. Hei-elian near Kioto. Their camp la several miles up tbe steep mountain side, but early each morning the Japanese bring up the mall, fresh vegetables and milk, and women often carry trunks to tbe sum mit on their heads. In the upper classes the old "samurai" Ideals Incul cated endurance, courage and slmplla- Making Start. "No, I didn't make my 6tart in cat tle," said the man from the West, who had been talking somewhat freely about his many ranches and herds of live stock. "I only went into ranching nl Icrward." "Hit off a gold mine, ch?" quir ed 0 'e of his listeners. "Never had anything to do with min ing." "Government contracts or specula tion?" "No; I got my start by backing a summer theatrical company. I was what they call the 'angel,' you know. It was a barnstorming company, and the play was no good, and in the first fif teen nights I lost $800." "And then it pulled up?" "No. it went to smash and was stranded, and most of the actors ha.l to walk home." "Then how did you make anything?" "Oh, after the thing was busted I at down to a game of poker with the stage carpenter, and the property man. and when we quit at sunrise I was $15,000 ahead of the game, and they had to dis charge their valets and coachmen and conic down to 25-cent cigars. "I Am Very Sorry." "I noticed in the newspapers an an nouncement that the Rank of England had reduced its discount rate," said Mr. Short to Mr. Long, as he stopped him in Fourth avenue. "I'm very sorry. Short," cut in the latter, "hut I'm not flush of funds to day, and can't advance you $10 until the first of the month." "Money is rcporlcd to be extremely easy on the bourses of the East, lending freely as low as 'A per cent." "That may be." "And you can't lend me $5. I don't need $10 this time, you sec." Mr. Long shook his head and tried to move on. "Make it "Can't do it." "One, then." "Not even $1." "Then lend mc a quarter." "No, not a quarter, even." "Well." added Mr. Short, disgustedly, "I shall never again believe the papers when they say money is easy and loans are being effected at low rates. Good morning, sir." "GcJ morning." Not a Trust. "Yes. you bet I am down on trusts," replied the old farmer as he lugged out a gold watch to note the time, "and if I go to the Legislature I shall do all I can ag'in 'cm. There's a head of dif ference between a trust and a family syndicate. "How do you mean?" was asked. "Well, I own the only lake in my county which has got any fish in it. My son Jim owns all the boats on the lake. My son Bill owns the only land around where fishworms can be dug. "It used to be free fishing for all, but three years ago I fenced in the lake and organized a family syndicate, and since then we've got about $5 for every fish caught. We ain't compelling anybody to come to our lake and hire our boats and buy our worms, but when they do come we make it pleasant for 'cm and furnish sandwiches at 15 cents apiece and milk at 10 cents a glass." The Mrina1ri' Opinion. Tlic mermaid read thai J. PierpTJnt Morgan will go to San Francisco this year to attend the Episcopal General Conference. Neptune shook his head. "He will never do it!" he exclaimed with some warmth. "How dare you contradict the news papers?" "I would not think of doing anything so rash," replied the sea king. "What I say is that Mr. Morgan will never suc ceed in amalgamating the different re ligious denominations." On second thought the mermaid con ceded that it would be folly for even Mr. Morgan to attempt the impossible. I Ho Knew How to Hamlin "Km. "Don't pick me up," growled the bad man from Siwash; "I'm a live wire." "Thanks for the warning," said the gentlemanly bartender, "but it's all safe enough when you have the nippers properly insulated. ' Whereupon he seized the live wire by lis left ear and with the ice tongs and hustled him hastily through the outer :xit. Nlek Headache And elmilar affections, resulting from disor dered stomach, are promptly relieved by a full dose of Crab Orchard w liter. The best part of the Kimberlcy dia mond held covers nine acres only. Lion Coffee is not GLAZED, . COATED, or otherwise treated with EGG mixtures, chemicals, flue, etc, etc Lion Coffee is a Pure Coffee. Watch our next dvrtlamwnt. Just try a patlqre ol LION COFFEE and you will understand tha rcaaoa ol Its popularity. LION COFFEE sow wed In million ol home. In every package of HON COT fit you will find a fully Illustrated nnd descriptive list No housekeeper, In fact, no woman, man, boy or girl will fail to find tn the list some article which will contribute to their happiness, comfort and convenience, and which they may have by simply cutting put a certuin number of Lion Heads from the wrappers of our one pound settled packages (which is the only form in which this excellent coffee is sold). x WOOOON SWCU CO., TOLEDO, OHIO. More Trnbt for th Pal ten. The Aid Your gracious Majesty, here is a dispatch from Paris. The Sultan More plots? The Aid Worst than that, mighty sovereign. The Sultan Eh, what is it? The Aid The officials of our embassy at Paris refuse to perform their duties any longer unless their back salaries are paid. The Sultan Ungrateful wretches! What do they mean? Where is their sense of gratitude? Arc they working merely for the sordid reward that's in it? The Aid I'm afraid that they are to some extent, your Majesty. The sccre lary of legation says he hasn't had enough cash out of his job to got his slmes shined. The Sultan Bishmillah! Let the rogue ar slippers! he Aid And how shall I answer the telegram, your Ilighnrsj? The Sultan Tell those fcllr.ws that such a lack of confidence in the Com mander of the Faithful, if persisted in. will debar them forever from the in effable delights uf the heaven of all true followers of the Prophet. , The Aid Pardon me. yo-.ir Majesty, but I took the liberty of suggesting this to them a day or two ago. The Sultan And what did the in grates say? The Aid They said, your Majesty, that the old gag wouldn't work. The Sultan (in a towering rage) Hully Medina! Old gag! Wo w, wow, wow! And the aid rctreals in terror. She Told Ilia Truth. "Mary, Mary," called the voice of the lady of the house down the stairs, "isn't that the voice of your young nun downstairs?" "No, indeed, mum," answered Mary promptly. 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