vv.:-.
LfcCifcND OF . ,
RED ROSE.
Dm- day witlifn ft frarrfon fair
Love fiiiTtI niaulcn sleeping, I
,!nne ninln-Hm tangled In her liair. i
Ttw sentry IIiIph keppinff ,
Whti rival purity and (trace
Their lov'.mc vof h Above hrr, '
While o'er the happy dreamer's (act !
The whimpering avphyra hover.
Love tipped an arrow with a'kiM '
And edit it, piffiion laden,
With cmintnic tut ml that could not mm i
To wake the nlVrpintf maiden, j
tt pi fifed her licurt; she woke and smiled
With glamrfl iwts-t and tender; j
It made a woman of the child; !
Imvc'u morning dawned In aplendor. ;
f-'he Mt the arrow In her breast:
She mw lxive'a empty quiver; '
The dlenrtor shaft she deeper preaaed
And smiled ujtnn the giver.
Love hecknm-d her; she rose with pride
To fly with her bold wooer; '
ITe pledged her she should be his bride;
.No lover would be truer. !
A voice awoke the dreamy air, j
A feeble father sought her;
She turned from Love in deep despair j
To prove a faithful daughter.
"Oh, come," cried Love, "thy life thatl be I
Kncrowned with Joy and beauty!" !
"Take up thy crow and follow me," j
Commanded stern eyed Duty. '
She wrenched the arrow from her breast; j
Her heart clung to It broken; '
She laid them at his feet and blessed j
Her first and lnt lovo token.
A glory shone within her eyes;
Hhe clapped the hand of Duty; I
Heaven saw the noble sacrifice 1
And filled her soul with beauty.
Love took his silver bow and made ;
A grave; then, softly weeping, j
In it her heart and arrow laid ;
And left them in Time's keeping.
The lilies, bending o'er the mound, '
Mourned for the heart they cherished,
And when the brown leaves strewed the ground,
Upon its grave they perished.
The wind grew hoarse and ceased to shriek
Among the barren bowers. ,
The Biinheutus kissed Dame Nature's cheek; !
Her blushes bloomed in flowers.
One morn upon the moss grown mound, 1
The garden air perfuming, 1
With tiny arrowheads set round.
They found Love's Ted rose blooming.
Boston Transcript.
SANGEROT'S
FICKLE MEMORY
i
a M
ti How It ISronslit .Joy to a Rtrauger ,j
A' and Pain to m Frluud. $
Mine. Vermandols mid Lor pretty
daughter Clotilda lind just seated them
selves before their embroidery frames
In the bright, cozy little nioiulng room
overlooking the garden when M. Sau
gerot entered the rooui like u rushing
wind not unusual for Saugerot, ns
lie was always lu a hurry, though,
frankly speaking, hp was a gentleman
of elegaut leisure nud hnd absolutely
nothing to occupy him except the
agreeable task of collect in;: his divi
dends. But ho had a mania of creat
ing 'for himself a multitude of fictitious
obligations, which never left him fice
for a moment. Ho breakfasted hurriedly,-
bo dined hurriedly, and when
ever his acquaintances accosted him
on the street they were invariably
greeted by the stereotyped phrase,
"I'm sorry, my dear friend, but I
cnu't stop; haven't the time."
This harmless eccentricity, however,
would not have caused the slightest
inconvenience to any one had not this
Ueedi'ess restlessness produced lu the
otherwise excellent and well meaning
'iangerot frequent lapses ef memory,
particularly lu regard to names and
addresses, which he seemed to forget
almost as soon ns they were given and
which, in his perpetual hurry, be did
not take time to note in his memoran
dum book.
"Ah, what happy chance brings you
hero today, my dear Hector?" snld the
amiable Mme. Vermandols. as she
looked up from ber embroidery nud
greeted her brother-in-law.
"It is not chance that brings me here,
my dear Horteuse," breathlessly ex
claimed Saugerot, "but an uli'iilr of the
first Importance which I shall tell you
lu two parts."
"Sit dowii, at least," said Mme. Ver
mundols, pushing a chair toward him.
"Haven't the time, my dear: haven't
the time," said Sangerot. taking his
stand near the mantelpiece. "Hera It
Is nearly 2 o'clock." he uddod. glancing
hurriedly ot his watch, "and by half
past I should bo at the auction rooms,
where the furniture of a certain Com
tesse do Vertuluro Is to be sold. I un
derstand that she has a rare collection
of curios and bric-a-brac and odd little
Unickknacks, picked up In her many
travels, and I wouldn't miss the auc
tion for the world not for tho world,
my dear Clotildo!"
"Aro you go his to buy anything, my
dear Hector?" quizzically inquired
Mme. Vermandols.
"Ituy? Not the sll;'.l;tet.t Idea of pur
chasing nuythlu;;." hurriedly answered
Saugerot. "but I must be there for a
very important reason, which If would
take me too long now ij explain. Ah.
my little ClotiMe," continued the effer
vescent Saugerot. addressing hia niece.
"Is not this the hour tVr your water
color lesson V"
"Which means, my dear uncle," said
Clotilde, rising from her chair, "that I
nm do trop, for the mysterious affair
which you have to communicate to
mammu." Then, lacking at M. Sauge
rot with her extremely pretty eyes,
full of ro.TUlr.h witchery, she asked If
the Importaii. affair were a blond or
brunette with a mustache or beard,
and coquettish!' Intimated that she
preferred mustaches only, mil very
dark ones. And with a 1! .lit, musical
!augh Mile. Clorl!,U hmT'e.l from the
room, quite convinced tlr.t her uncle
was dliout to propose n rmi!d.'te for
her hand-nud tu.t In tlie h :st fr:.;ht
enod at tf.e prciipect of ma'.rluxny.
"The cunuin.c; little (or.'." ev.elalmeil
Saugerot to Mme. Vortnaudois, as soon
hh the doer liud closed a.'ter III -i pretty
I'1":'!'. "Phe has actually defined the ob
ject 01 my visit! Well, I'm glad to
know that Hie proposition Is ngreeatilo.
This saves time and avoids the nou s
sity of a long preamble. Vim, Indeed,
my good Horteuse," hurriedly added
Saugerot, "I've found the right man
for Clotlldo-a marvelous opportunity!
How did ( find blm? purely by the
merest chance, which I shall explain to
you another day, when I am more at
leisure. Ho Is a charming young fel
low, dignified, grave, of excellent
landing; a clever lawyer with a prom
sjtt fi"i:', "K years eld, wth loD.OUO
. - , ;) -, - .. . cj.. !Ur.r)y
ni.ire " iv.s.e f : on a ;.'i.J r.uiii,
wl:o is p.irnlyzed and loves him as an
own son. 1 spoke to him of t'lotildo.
lie found the conditions s;it isfacioi y
and desired an Interview, which I am
hem to iirringe. Write hhn to come
here and se: you. Kind k-i: le pretext,
for I haven't the time to l."vent one. I
know that ho will respond ns soon us
the Invitation Is given. If ho pleases
you, I can nrrnnge tho affair very sim
ply mid very quickly. As to myself,
my dear Horteuse, you know that I niu
always at your service-that is, ns far
ns my occupations permit."
Mme. Vermandols listened with an
amused smile to her brother-ln-law'8
proposition and took advantage of a
slight parse to Inquire if lie really
meant that she was to Invite tho pro
posed suitor to her house without even
the formality of a previous Introduc
tion. "To bo sure, to be sure," hastily re
plied Snngerot. "It will be time gain
ed." "But, my dear Hector, you do not
stop to reflect," protested Mine. Ver
mandols, a lit t lo excitedly. "Would It
not bo more conventional to arrango
for Clotilde and myself to meet the
young man at some soiree or enter
tainment nud follow the Introduction
by nn Invitation to call?"
"P.ut hnvo I the time, my good wom
an," hotly argued Hector Saugerot,
bristling with indignation, "to go galli
vanting about with you and Clotilde to
soirees and balls, I who am rushed,
crushed and overwhelmed with a mul
titude of affairs, which leave me abso
lutely not one minute for myself?"
And with nn injured air Sangerot paus
ed for a second nud looked at his sls-ter-ln-law,
and as she remained silent
lie hurriedly continued: "Take my ad
vice, and don't let the opportunity slip.
It Is the chance of a lifetime. Catch
the bird while you can. Write to blm!
Look about you for a pretext. The
whole nffalr Is so simple, and women
nre geniuses where excuses ore con
cerned. I must go now, for it is ten
minutes past 2, nnd I shall never reach
the auction rooms, Itno Drout, by half
past."
"Hut another question, dear Hector,"
said Mme. Vermandols, detaining her
brother-in-law by the lapel of his eoat.
"What are tho young man's tinme and
nddress?"
"Ah, to bo sure!" exclaimed Sangerot.
"I certainly forgot thut detail, but how
can I be expected to remember every
thing, with so many Important duties
to think of? Ills name Is ah. Just let
me think a moment, Horteuse. Yes,
I'm sure his last namo Is Dupen. and
his lirst Is either Georges, Charles or
Jules."
"It is very Important, my dear Hec
tor," said Mine. Vermandols laughing
ly, "to have the first name, for there
are doubtless hundreds of Dupens in
Paris, uud there is certainly a vide dif
ference between Charles, .IuIlm and
Georges."
"Quite right, quite right, my dear.
Well, lot me think. Ah, yes: 1 have It
now. Ilia name lu Jules Dupe;;. I am
quite positive of this, and his address
In 123 yes. I am positive it is 12a or
oli, I cnu't for the life cf me think of
the name ef the street.'- And he de
spairingly turned to his sister-ln-iav.'.
"Help me. my dear Horteuse, help me!"
Hut Mu.e. Vermandols pleaded her in
ability to do so.
"Ah. at last I have It!" Joyfully ex
claimed Saugerot. "It Isn't a street at
nil; it'sa boulevard. and there's a saint's
name mixed up with It. Let me think.
Is it St. Martin, St. Denis. St. Marcel
or St. Michel? Ah, at last!" cried San
gerot triumphantly. "It Is Boulevard
St. Michel. 12;!, and the young mau's
name is Jules Dupen."
Mme. Vermandols gave a sigh of re
lief. "Write to him at once," urged Sange
rot, "and goodby, or I shall never reach
the auction lu time for the sale." And.
with a frantic wave of his hand, he
rushed from the room.
As soon as her brother-in-law had
disappeared Mme. Vermandols. who
possessed a keen sense of the ridicu
lous, threw herself Into the uruichnlr
and burst Into a hearty laugh, for the
counsel given her was so delightfully
unconventional. A widow of many
years' standing, she hud led a quiet
life, going out but little. Naturally she
desired to marry her daughter off. ami
Mile. Clotilde herself was not averse to
matrimony. P.ut her opportunities to
appear at fashionable functions had
been few and far between; hence Mme.
Vermandols debated long whether it
would be wise to allow such a desir
able offer as' her brother-in-law pre
sented to slip by. for, notwithstanding
Snngorot's eccentricities, she hud gnat
confidence lu his Judgment, particular
ly In the selection of an eligible hus
band. So the next day tho anxious widow
iient by the morning post the follow
ing missive, which she addressed to
"M. Jules Dupen, 123 Boulevard St.
Michel, Paris:"
"Mine. Vermaudols would be ex
tremely grateful to M. Jules Djpen 1?
he would kludly call on her at 1 !2 Bo
naparte street on important business
any time from 3 to ,"
Having rud and reread the note, t he
decided that as M. Dupen was a law
yer she would tall; to him cl.cut he:
many lawsuits with her hushr.nd'H rel
atives. Tills subject lit t'.Kir.t. she
thought, would n fiord n hr.ppy oppor
tunity of coming to the real l u.ihuss.
M. Juloi. Dupe.i the ,: ...ted p.-iinie:1
Bud laureate of tho rvaool of Pine Arts,
residing at 123 ISoulcvard St. Michel,
was greatly surprised, but highly de
lighted, to receive the pressing Invita
tion to call upon Mine. Vermandols at
112 Itonapiirle street. "Vermandols,
Vermandols?" ho repeated to himself
as he threw tho note on his writing ta
ble. "1 really do not think that I ever
met any one of thnt name. However,
I shall certainly call, for Jules 1 lupin
was never known to miss a rendezvous
with a lady! She has evidently heard
of my fame as a painter and no doubt
desires to give me an order for a pic
ture." The next day, after having dressed
himself most carefully for the occasion,
M. Dupen called nt. the hour named by
Mme. Vermandols. For tho time being
Mile. Clotilde hud boon provisionally
stowed away, but this did not prevent
her mother from feeling terribly em
barrassed as to the proper way of open
lug the Interview. It must also be ad
mitted that Dupen, though a man of
tho world und thoroughly accustom!, ,
to society, felt equally ill at ease. : '
Flnallyfttmo. VeriiiuniUiiu begun the
m -or n! r: ' "':'! r t"oo -;l;' ,i.
'o:;.-' t' M. l'.i,':i(-.i i ,: Ii r !! : i
and C '. ri ;nn d of tin- convotioiialit'es
In Inviting him locall a ml ended by as
suring him that her l.'-oil.er-in-lnw.
Hector Saugerot, wns the real cul
prit, who bad advised her to write the
note.
Per a minute the uit.tt looked puz
zled, for he had never before heard of
Saugerot; but, quickly recovering his
self possession, be said gayly: "Ah, nnd
so It was Sangerot who And how is
tills dear, delightful Saugerot i"
"Very well. Indeed, thanks, mon
sieur," replied Mmn. Vermandols. with
one of her most gracious smiles; "but,
as usual, always in a berry. Of course,
you understand. It Is n little way of his.
All his friends do."
"Yes, yes, I understand perfectly,
niadame," answered the nrti.rt, who un
derstood nothing at all; but, seeing his
hostess smile, ho burst Into a loud,
hearty laugh.
"Well," thought Mme. Verm::n.!o!:i.
as she listened to Dupen's peal of
laughter, "Hector told mo that he was
a very serious, grave young man; on
the contrary, be Is quite gay." Then,
continuing her conversation. Mme. Yor
mniidols ventured: "I want your ad
vice. My brother-in-law sug.T.st'd"
"Your brother-in-law!" exclaimed
Dupen, thoroughly amazed.
"To be sure," replied Mme. Verman
dols, somewhat surprised ft the art
ist's quizzical expression.
"Ah, Sangerot! Your brother-in-law!
Yes, yes. I understand perfectly."
"A poor widow. M. Dupe:i, frequent
ly stands In need of counsel."
"Then you are a widow. i:i,::l:;:.:o'"
"Why, certainly. Didn't :;a::;-rrot
toll you? Perhaps he h-.ii'.'.'t C: ."
"No, I must confess." said .'.:!.. Du
pen, bowing profoundly, "t'i .: our
friend Sangerot entire!;,' ne,:ieo;" i t':is
detail quite unimportant, l.ov. ev -r. 1
suppose, and in nowise eoniuvtod with
tho business I have been caile.j upon
to treat."
"Precisely the contrary, sir." said
Mme. Yorniuiidols, "for It wr,;i only aft
er my widowhood that my troubles
berjan. My husband's father possessed
a magnificent picture gallery."
"Ah, hero we are at lust!" thought
tho artist.
"The paintings had not yet been dis
tributed among the heirs when my
dear, darling husband died, nud now
his relatives nre questioning lit
rights."
"It Is positively shocking, uiadame,"
exclaimed tho artist sympathetically,
but thinking to himself, "Well, what l:i
the devil does she expect me to do
about It?"
"They merely consented." continued
tho wiiio-..-. In doleful tones belli ling
the occasion, "to nllow me to have a
Grea.e. a Prugonard and a series of
sketches by David."
"But tho:..' are real treasure, ma
dame!" replied Dupen enthusiastic
ally. "Then you really thlui:, monsieur"
Inquired Mme. Vermandois.
Jules Dujv. ti was pcrhnps Just on the
point of faying what l:e really did
think, when Clotilde, in a crisp, pink
organdie gown and loe!:iug ns fresh
and pretty as a spray of r-ini-tine. en
tered t lie, drawing room.
"Sapriste!" said the r.r:ist to him
self. "Uchold a Gtouze. living one
nnd far more beautiful than anything
tho master ever painted!"
The arrival of the young girl Inter
rupted the conversation for a few mo
ments, but Dupen was too much at
home to allow the subject to drop and
adroitly brought the cotiverr.ntiou back
to art and paintings. Mme. Verman
dols listened attentively, entranced by
his eloquence. Sangerot was certainly
right, tho young man. was perfect and
would assuredly make his mark in the
world. Clotilde appeared equally fas
cinated, and when she displayed her
water colors the artist enthused over
her "masterpieces."
"You have real talent, mademoi
selle," declared Dupen, and he began
to explain in technical terms the par
ticular niceties of Clotllde's brush.
"Then you also palutv monsieur?"
royly asked Clotilde.
"A little," said Dupen. though In
wardly jimazed that she had not heard
of his fame.
"Ah. how delightful!" exclaimed Clo
tilde, who understood perfectly the ob
ject of the stranger's visit and who
was already captivated by his dark
mustache.
The Interview was now at au end,
and Mme. Vermandols graciously ex
tended her hand aud invited the artist
to call agalu. Jules Dupen had under
stood absolutely nothing and was still
puzzled to know why he had been re
quested to call. One thing, however,
was quite clear he had received a sec
ond Invitation, and as the visit would
afford him the opportunity of studying
the living Greuze, which nt that mo
nieut he was devouring with his eyes,
he hastened to reply: "With the great
est pleasure, madame. But when will i
you permit mo to come again?"
"Whenever you please," cordially re
plied ids hostess; "for we shall ahvayB
be glad to see you."
"Call again tomorrow," ventured
Clotilde, with a roguish twinkle lu her
eyes.
Fifteen days later Sangerot, durlug
ono of his flying Journeys through
Tarls, happened to stumble over M.
Jules Dupen, lawyer, who, strange to
say, gave htm n very cold reception,
and remarked reproachfully, "Well,
I'm still waiting."
"Waiting? Waiting for what?" In
quired tho innocent Sangerot, his hon
est face wreathed in smiles.
"For the letter frjim Mme. Vermun
dols," curtly answered the lawyer.
"Now, look here, my dear friend, do
not Joke with me, for I have heard all
about your Jully visits to my sister-in-law's
house, thut my nleco Is desper
ately In love with you, and that on
Tuesday next a dinner will be given,
When the engagement will be formally
announced. Unfortunately, I have
been so much occupied of late that I
have not been nblo to be present dur
ing any of your visits. But I shall
make an effort to bo there on Tuesday,
if I can find time."
"My dear sir," said the lawyer, with
dlguilted reserve, "I ussure you thai I
huvo never put my foot In your sister-in-law's
house."
"What!" cried Sangerot "Can It ho
possible that I made a mistake and
gave the wrong address? By the way.
Dupen, where do you live?"
"One hundred and twenty-threo Bou
levard St. Germain."
"A no'.'" i ?.-! o ' :
burdened I;m':i. I ft - H a : !:. . id ;-.r-dons,
my friend. ' f. reu !!., 1 hfive,:'t
time to Htt.; aii'.Ilvr i.i! ..!!'. We'll
talk over Ihi'i Utile nlVai: ,'i oie o! ' er
day." And with this San. .civ! hurried
off In the direction of the p. . Bona
parte, where his : .r-in-!a,.v ass:;icd
til m thnt the mistake had long n'.-o been
explained and that the porties con
cerned were entirely satlslie 1.
In the cozy little morning room Kan
gerot found Jules Dupeiuof 12'.. P.o'-.le.
vard St. Michel talking villi his fian
cee. Sangerot cordially extended bis
bnnd, while Mme. Vermandois. possi
bly overcome with joy nt the approach
ing marriage of her daughter, assured
her brother-in-law that this time his
thoughtlessness would lie entirely
overlooked.
"Indeed, yes." coquettish!)' added
Mile. Clotilde, glancing coyly nt her
artist lover.
"Well, after nil." conclude:! ?'. San
gerot. "Clotilde will still he Mm". ..'.(:
Dupen. And, as to the of. :' IV! ,,-,
well, I'll look about and try to find
him another fiancee." Adapted Fimhj
tho French For Argonaut.
Ite Mot IIIm Mulch.
"Never cross question nn Irishman
from the o!d sod," advises one of the
foremost railroad attorneys of the nge.
"Even If he does not think of nn an
swer he will stumble Into some bull
that will demoralize the court and ju
ry, and whenever a witness tickles a
Jury his testimony gains vastly In its
influence.
"Yes, I'm speaking from experience.
'The only witness who ever made me
throw up my hands and leave the
courtroom was n green Irishman. A
section band bad been killed by an ex
press train, and his widow was suing
for damages. I had a good case, but
made the mistake of trying to turn the
main witness Inside out.
"In bis quaint way he had given n
graphic description of the fatality, oc
casionally shedding tears and calling
on the saints. Among other things, ho
swore positively that the locomotive
whistle was not sounded tmlil after
the whole train hnd passed over his de
parted friend. Then I thought I had
him.
"'See here, McGlnnls.' said I; 'you
admit that the whistle blew?'
" 'Yes, sor; it idewed. sor.'
" 'Now, If that whistle sounded In
time to give Michael warning the fart
would be in favor of the company,
wouldn't It?'
"'Yls. sor, und Mike would be tistl
fyln here this day.' The jury giggled.
"'Never mind that. You were Mike's
friend, nnd you would like to help his
widow out, but just tell me now v. but
earthly purpose there could be for the
engineer to blow that whistle nfter
Mike had been struck?'
" 'I presume thot tho whistle wore
for the nlxt man on the thraok, or.'
"I left, and the widow got nil she
asked." Detroit Free Presr.
Fntlny; r.r.il Colcla.
Drinking nt meals induees n person
to eat more than he otherwise -.wmld.
and excess In eatim; Is one of the fiivnt
causes for siekm In fact, the rv,o
great dietary failing:; (eein t: lie over
eating and driul:!:ij.' oT too little water
at the proper times. Mr.ny eolds nre
from overeating or from eatlnjr gross
food. Persons with ahiri'lant ling
power who exercise a grcal dial nnd
breathe much can dispose of a huge
quantity of food, hut the more deli
cate nnd sedentary should eat moder
ately. A cold once taken will run its
course lt spite of what may he done
for Ir. imless It Is attended to within
4S hours nfter Its Inception. The treat
ment vary. The cutting off of sup
plies by skipping n few meals Is one
of the principal things, for the old say
ing about stalling a cold and starving
n fever should he literally amplllied In
to tho condition and conclusion that If
you stuff n cold you will have a fever
to starve. Some persons nssert that
any cold, h' taken In time, may be cur
ed without any medicine whatever by
following tho simple precautions of
keeping warm, going without eating
for 24 hours nud drinking largely of
jotne sort of warm tea. Another plan
Is thnt of drinking cold water freely
nnd going without citing. Exchange.
AN I'JiTOLD TALE.
The story of the might have
beens of literature, if it could lie
written, would be as faseinr.tin.'j as
any of the things thnt have been.
It would tell us, for instance, of
that Kipling hook which the world
has never Been. It was to have fol
lowed the 'Than Talcs From the
Hills" nnd was n collection of short
stories, hound together under the
title of "Forty-five Mori; in-:-.." It
was accented, set up in type, printed
and made ready for binding when n
well known no elist rcsd it. "UV, as
pood as 'Plain Talcs'" was his ver
dict, nnd Mr. Kipling's brief reply
was: "As pood wii! not do. It r.r'..d
he better or it won't lie pub! i .ihed."
And front that day to (hi? we
have never heen told what h.;ppeit
ed in those 4 5 mon;i:is. The type
was distrihutod. Tin? printed cop
ies of the honk were destroyed, r.iid
only Mr. Kip!!:-; kr.ow.-i wh-'t !ie
canicof the man u-eript . K.vchi: r .o.
rue rnoT:vriATio' or- t v v.
Senator Teller a! way.: tr'i:n:rv .";
"Cuba" a" if i; werv.-ri:'.:-.!
by," and therein' hiin-M n U e.
Teller wn.! )(Jrn i:i Al'c ;:miv ce-t::-ly,
N. Y. The chief town 'h V;:
county is Puha, Ir:? frir.i tiv! i n
memorial its p''o;!e have called i:
"Cuhy." Mr. Teller . -, w i-p ri;h
these people, tir.d C'uha b r ! '.v:-.t
been "Otibv" to l.lm. V'.--.l.in-to:i
Post.
When a gentloumu is escorting
a lady on tho street it is always
f;ood form to walk ou whieh over
side of her i.s nearest, tho curb,
thus affording: protection against
possible accidents from vo'ticles,
etc. Ou every other occasi.ia he
would offer his right arm to the
lady vyhom hw is eseortiug. This
is a direct reversal of the custom
of colouittl days, whou a man gave
Ids left arm to tho lady, leaving
his right arm free to protect her
should such ueed ame.
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Tl:.' num who tcurs his tv.m.--Ol'.s,
i;:fj'o;i''. -s his rents.
Tho sweetest joys art ol'icvi
prwetl, d by the deepest sorrows.
It is always tho rich tn;m vho
pays liis nub. !': ion tho most
prom pliy.
When a man says life is not
worth living, ho has reference to
his life.
Never judjre a man by tho um
brella lie carries until you find
out who owns it.
The dude with the puff sliirt,
pink tie and leather belt will soon
bo with us again.
If we cannot keep our secrets
o:,.r selves, wo need not expert
others to keep thorn ior us.
A woman laughs in her sleeve
wl ion a man begins talkiulhrotio'h
his hut.
It is better for a man to for
give his enemy thau to take n
thrashing.
Prohibition will never ho a suc
cess until a law is enacted that
will abolish thirst.
The easiest way for a poor man
to get into society is to marry for
i money
Nearly all tho knowledge in the
world has been political pie, and
a fellow lias to go alter 1 hut, and
usually "tip" tho waiter.
J It is the man without much
j mind who always lias a mind to
I do sciiiethiij'; and never dues it.
' Some women can't puss a niil
I linery store without looking in.
; Some men can't pass a saloon
i witliou yoiug in.
Some people are so much like
; circus billls that it don't require
: much mouey to cause them. to be
! stuck up.
! Some wear spectacles because
i they are blind; others to keep
j them from becoming blind, aud
; others, just for a "blind."
; "I have been suffering from
Dyspepsia for tho past twenty
i years and have boon unable after
! trying all preparations aud hy
j siciuus to get any relief. After
taking one bottle of Kodol Dys
pepsia Curo I found relief and
am now in better health than I
; have been for twenty years. I
: can not praise Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure too highly," thus writes
; Mrs. C. W.Hoberl'S.North Creek,
' Ark. Trout's drug store.
Story With a Point.
A learned man, who know so
inuehithurt him, once hired a
boatman to row him across a wide
river.
On the way across lie began to
interrogate the boatman:
"Friend, do you understand
metnphj'sics'"'
"Divil a bit," said the boatman,
and kept on rowing.
"Then one-fourth of your life
is lost. Do you know rhetoric?"
"Not at all."
"Then half of your life is lost.
Have you ever studied mathemat
ics?" "No."
"Then three-fourths of your
life is lost."
"Just then the boat struck a
snag and upset.
"Kin yen swim?" asked the
boatman.
"Alas, no," replied the philoso
pher. "Sure, thin, the whole av your
ife is lost."
A man may have plenty of cap
ital, tho very best of goods, and
tho necessary experience, and
then bo unsuccessful iu business
for tli ii want of tho right kind of
advertising. Current Advertis
ing. The Mississippi peusiou roll
bears the names of a number of
negroes, for whom thologislature
of Mississippi passed a pension
law. It providod that there
should bo no distinction of race
or color itj the matter of pensions,
but that negroes who served as
nurses or in other capacities
with the Confederate army and
were wounded while iu the servi
ce should receive pensions as well
as tho whitos.
"Our little girl was unconscious
from strangulation during a sud
den and terriblo attack of croup.
I quickly secured a bottle of One
Minute Cough Cure, givi ig her
three doses. The croup was
'mistered aud our little darling
eedily recovered" So writes A.
L. SpaiTord, Chester, Michigan.
Trout's drug store.
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Have you seen our
Spring Stock of
Dress Stuffs?
From the way they are moving
out, they must he all right.
Among the Special
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Then there is the
State and National,
News, War News, a
Department for the
Fanner and Mechan
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for the Ladies. The
latest New York, Bal
timore, Philadelphia
Markets. The bun
day School Lesson,
Helps for Christian .
Endeayorers, and a
Good Sermon for ev
erybody. THE JOB DEPARTMENT'
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SALE BILLS,
POSTERS,
DODGERS,
BILL HEADS,
LETTER HEADS,
ENVELOPES,
CARDS, fic.
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UMBEULAND VALLEY
iTIME TABLE. March 18, 1901.
Leave no. 2no 4 no. Djno. Bjno.lO 110
1.H U.1I tA.M PH P. M P.1I
Winchester 7 80 2 80 8 no
Muriiiixnurif 8 15 8 17 7 8S
HiiKerstown .... 84S 00 12 20 4 OS 8 ai 10 20
OreenouNtla .... I 07 9 2 12 41 4 2d 8 4i 10 41
Meruershurg 8 40 10 10 8 80 ....
ChumuurHburg.. 7 301 45 1 05 5 00 9 06 11 06
WttyiieNlioro 7 00.... 12 00 8 30....
ShipperiKburif... 7 501005 1 25 6 20 9 2511 25
Newvllle 8 OS 10 24 1 43 5 40 9 43 1144
Curllsle 8 27 10 411 2 05 8 05 10 05 12 08
MeehunlOKburg,. 8 47 111 07 2 25 8 25 10 27 12 27
DIUhburK 7 fii 1 40 8 10
Arr, Hurrlsburtf. 9 11 25 2 40 8 40 10 45 12 45
Arr. i'hiltt II 4H 8 17 5 47 10 20 4 25 4 25
Arr. New York. 13 8 03 8 OH 8 63 7 13 7 18
Arr. lluUimure.. 12 10 8 11 8 00 9 45 2 SO 2 30
A. M.P. M P. M. P. M. A. M A, M.
Additional trains will leave Carlisle tor Har
rlxhurK daily, except Sunday, at fi.fxJ a. m.. 7.un
u. m 12.40 p. m., 8.3u p. m .l p. m., aud from
MeuhunlCBUurK at 8.14 a. m., 7.X0 a. m.. 8.12 a.
iu.. l.iift p. m., .30 p. m.. and 8.53 p. m.,6.30 p. m.,
uud rl.-fo p. m., Htoppinir at Second utreet,
ilurriNburi;, to letoiT pawenKcni.
Trains No. H, no and V run daily between Ha
Kemtown und HurrlHbunr. No. 2 will run
thirty minute late on Sundays Thcne truing
will stop at intermediate millions on Sundays.
Daily.
t Oully except Sunday.
Leuve
no. 1 no. 8 no. 6 no. 7 no. 9
P. M A. H IU P. II P. M
II IA 4 54 t tu U III 4 8ft
7 (w 12 10 9 I bh
II 20j 4 Sft 8 40 18 S 4 i
60J765U4MS40 7ijft
12 40 4 20
5 IX 8 15 12 On 8 M 7 44
6 40 8 87 12 27 4 It) 8 OR
6 00 9 00 12 61 4 87 8 2ft
6 IK 9 1H 1 10 4 N 8 42
10 87 8 Oft 6 10
40 9 38 1 8ft t 1H 9 02
8 10 10 47 8 11
7 00 10 00 1 ftft IS 87 9 22
7 21 10 22 2 17 8 00 9 43
8 24 11 10 8 4ft
9 10 11 lift 7 30
4. H. A. M. P. M. P. U. P, M.
llHlttmore....
New York...
1'iiila
HurriHburg. . .
Oillsliurif
MeuhuniciiburK..i
vjuniHio
Newviile
ShlppeusburK. ..
Waynesboro....
ChiiuiberHburir..
MercersburK. . . .
On'fiiouslle ....
ilUL'Krstn wn
! Martinsburif
! Ar. Winchester.
Additional local trains will leave llurrisburir
dully, except Sunduy for Carlisle und Intcrtuedl
i ute stui ions ut a. 87 u. m., 2.00 p. iu., 5.1ft p. m.,
; 't.;s p. m. uud II. ,0 p. m., also for Mechanics
tiui'K. OiiisburK and tnteruiediate btutlous ut
7. i it a. in. und .1.27 p. m.
I Nos. I, 3 uud 9 run dally between Uarrlsburg
; anil Huuerstown.
1'ullunin palace Rleeplng care between New
York uud KnoxvlUe, Tenu., on trulns 1 west
j und lo east.
, ThrouKb conches to and from rhlladelphla
I on trains 2 uud 4 eust and 7 aud 9 west.
I Dully.
! t Duily except Sunday. . .
; Un Sundays will leave Philadelphia at 4 9r
! p. in.
SOUTHKKNPENN'A R. R. TKAINS
I'us. Pus. Mix. I Pas. Mix. Pas.
Tti7 1118 141 ftW tl! ttW
P. M M A Mlf.ve. Arr. A U A H P. M.
ft 2:1 10 (i II ftn ChumberKburg.. 9 2ft II Bo 4 sn
ft 10 12 7 10 Marlon 9 13 II 82 4 OH
8 11 III 47 8 10 ..Moroersburg.. 8 40 10 10 8 30
6 81 II OS 8 V) Loudon 8 IK 9 42 8 08
3 11 Ift tt Cft ....Hicbiuoud.... 8 10 9 80 8 00
P. M A. M. A. M. A. M. P. U. P. U.
Connection for all muttons on Cumberland
Valley Kuilroud and Pennsylvania Railroad
system.
H. A. Rinni,i, J. F. Botd.
U en 1 Pass. Agent. 8upt.
County Officers.
President Judire Hon. B. MoO. Swope,
AsHouiute Judues Lemuel Kirk, Peter Mor
tou. l'l Ditiouotury, Ac Krank P. I.yneh.
lifstrict Attorney l.leoige U. Daniels
'rrcasuierTlieo Slpes,
Sheriff Daniel Sheets.
Drpuly SheiifT James Rumel,
Jury (loniuilssionem David ltotx, Samuel K,
lloiUeusuilth,
Auditors Johu S, Harris, D, II. Myers, A, J,
Liiiubersou,
OoiiiiuisslonerH H. K. Malot. A. V. Kelly
John Fisher.
Clerk Flunk Mason,
n Coroner ,
County .Surveyor Jonas I.nke,
Couuty Supei-inteudeut Clein Chesnut.
Attorneys W. Scott Alexander, J. Nelson
Sipcs. Thomas Slouu, F. McN, Johustou,
M K. .Shatliier, Geo. U. Daniels, John 1 .
Hives.
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