Szf TT Tr nn a t m New York City. Full waists with yoke effects of contrasting material ore eminently smart anil unit many figures fur better than tiny other style. W0MAX3 FANCY WAIST. The attractive May Muntou i.:oilcl il lustrated exemplifies the mode In a most satisfactory tunuuer and rati bo used for the entire gown or the odd waist with equal propriety. The original, however, njgkcs a part of a costume of satin foulard in pastel vio let with figures of whlti? lined with black, and Is combined with plain vio let overlaid by a lattice of black Chati tiliy Insertion, whil.) fastening the yoke is n wider baud oi heavy lace through which panne velvet ribbon Is run. At the left of the corsage Is u cliou of tlie panne ami the same ma terial makes the belt. The foundation for tlie waist Is a fitted lining that Includes the usual pieces and closes at the ceutre front. The hack is faced to yoke dep'.h with the full waist arranged beneath, but the front yoke is .eparated. Included In right shoulder and neck seams only and hooks, with place at the left, whfe ML I II 1 1 I II J 1 In ft IP fr-t$ era, H I ) i ki.moxa oa T.or.vcixo nor.E. the full fronts close at the centre, but separately from tbe lining, Uie fact being concealed by the folds. The sleeves portray one of tie; latest styles ami include tucked upper portions, loosened to form purrs at the elbows with a lung snug cu!f effect below. To cut ttiie, waist for a woiuau of medium size three yards of material twenty-one inches wid . two and three-quarter yards twenty-seven Inches wide, two and one-half yards thirty-two inches wide, or one" and beveu-eighth yards forly-four inches wide will be required, whh seven-eighth yards twenty-one i.ehes wide and twelve, yards of insertion to trim us lustra ted. Woiimn' CI in on a or Lounging Kil,e. Nothing that we havj Imported from Japan has taken a firmer hold on feminine laucy than the Kimonu robe. i'::d mulling ti.o.su interesting people have to import is more needed than the lessons of i;uiet and rest the gown suggest s. The attractive May Jlauton example Illustrated in tlm large drawing is made from nV.v.-red silk, of genuine Oriental make, in dull ru-e tints, In white, wiili borders of plain white, but in addition to all the lovely silks offered cotton crepes, wool crepu do chine, simple Scoteii and l-'rem h llan uel, cashmere, and ulbutross are all used, as mil iu such washable fabrics us cheviot, Madras, percale, dimity and foulurdiue. 'ine garment is abso lutely simple and includes Jihouider and under arm seums only. Both lf,ck uud fronts are laid In tucks that run to yoke depth and provide fulness below, while the lu'.ter are turned buck at tho neck U form reveres. The sleeves are loose nud ample, becoming wider as they approach tbe wrists. To cut this Klinona for a woman of medium size eight yards of material twenty-four Inches wide, six anil three-quurter yards twenty -sere i Inches wide or five cud one-half yards thirty-two Inches wide will be required. Wnh Manuel WulaU. The nlbatrots w.iist attracts cus tomers becuuse It Is so light of weight. Hut a wush-tlauuel Is too useful an acquaintance to be dispensed with. The new flannels sold for shirt wulsts re commonly striped. Raspberry p. iik lined with black, blue barred t.it.'i black, and gray uud green are iiu uuri'cu. i no oiue is uoi so pale as u ivuk uuuuei is ll a turquoise rrr taotty-mvt (Xj is..Vv as,,-. ..,. .i'axsxj. t simile. Imt a clenr. bright light blue, like a June sky. Tlie greeu Is ft wil low green, mid loses u little color nt night. I!cd flannel, striped with white, ami blue nnd lllnc, also barred, ore pretty and sultulile for the purpose. Creen and bright-blue tlantiel with plu dots (uot polka dotsi of black, are choice materials. Novelties In NwU-tr. Of course you know that Swisses are to be the craze of tlie summer for fashionable cotton fabric gowns. In deference to this demand the tit most has been done to secure the most varied designs and beautiful colors. Certainly success has crowned their efforts, for the offerings already shown are lovely in the extormo. Stripes predominate in fashion's favor; they ate cinooillcd in a major ity of the must desirable Swisses, tiiose of hemstitching or luce work particularly. One of the late white Swisses for the summer of '01 has Its familiar dotted design relieved and beautiiied by a stripe, rather resemb ling feather stitching, with a hem stitching on each side. These faueler ideas are to entirely supersede the or dinary plain dotted kind, as far as style goes. Pom pu, lour KltVrts. Pompadour eit' -cts are very evident among the new evening gowns, which show festoons oi' flowers hand painted or embroidered on silk, luce or mous-si-line, with nold or silver ribbon twined in and out N'eir Kind of Klockltie- The newest Idea in hnisery is the digitated stocking, which has a sepa rate ccmpartmeut for the great toe. This is for the purpose of restoring the natural shape to feet distorted by the poiJted shoes so long worn. Iloy'a 1'aJuiiiHft. Every mother knows the advantage to be found in a sleeping garment that means protection from chill and ex posure when the coverings are tossed aside by restless childish limbs. Pajamas being fauclid by big men as well as little possess the added merit life of being mannish, and therefore de sirable from the boy's point of view. The May Mauioa model shown is made from striped cheviot, blue and white, but Madras, pongee uud similar materials are used for warm weather, while Scotch and French flannel and flannelette are admirable for cooler nights. The trousers are cut simply and drawn up at the waist by means of tapes inserted at the upper edge. The coat has a seam down the entire back and is shapely and well Uttiug at the same time that it is easy und comfortable. At the left side Is a patch pocket that is eminently con venient and the neck Is finished with a sort turnover collar. As Illustrated the closing is accomplished by means of pointed straps, in which button holes are worked, and pearl buttons, but Crundeuliurgs of washtible cord can be substituted if preferred. To cut these pajamas for n boy o eight years of age live yards of mate rial twenty-one Inches wide, four ami dot's pajamas. one-luilf yurds twenty-seven inches wide or three and seven-eighth yards thirty-two Inches wide will be ro quiliid. . ll if! r ill 'I THE ESSENTIALS OF BEAUTY, fcmno Thlnitu In Ulilch thn Ainirli kii There Is n distinctive something -n manner of dressing or h correct car riagethat makes the American girls head the list by their natural right of precedence, writes Amelia lllnglmin, in the Chicago TimcR-Herald. They have their faults, to be sure, but such faults as nre easy to correct. I.oud Voices are the commonest lapses Into the uubeautiful and simple. I never realized this so much as I did on my last voyage from the other side of the Atlantic. On shipboard there was a crowd of girls who had boon finishing their educations abroad. They sat on (leek and chattered like magpies, their voices rising shrill and high and grat ing fearfully on the nerves of anv lis tener blessed Willi tine sensibilities. They were pretty girls, charming, styl ish, in splendid health, robust and ath letic, lint their voices were sonmlhing fearful to listen to. A low. sweet voice, carefully modulated, always lie speaks tho lady. A voice thai is rasp ing, quick of action, high strung, ner vously pitched, will undo the beauty ambitious of many years. The inatler of eating forms a large part of oiiy'ti beauty rules and regula tions. To my way of thinking we Americans eat too much and do not cat often enough. Wo wait for our din ners at night until we are ravenously hungry, and we overload the stomach. The result Is a florid, uubeautiful com ph xlon, dull eyes, languid movements and wils that, If not exactly wool gathering, are certainly not as bright as they should be. In the old country meals nre lighter. In the morning it is toast and tea and a bit of fruit, later a little chop, again n cup of tea with bread and butter always just enough to satisfy the stomach, not enough to cause it to overwork and to bring on dyspepsia, that surest coniplexion wreeker of all. The time between meals Is too long with us. We are so hungry that we are sure to overeat, and overeating Is deadly. There Is no mistake about it. Fresh air is a lict.ullfler that Is not appreciated by the average woman. (!ood health Is, of course, the first priu ciple of all beauty ambitions. Without It your foundation for everything Is gone. Fresh air enlivens the wits, stirs up circulation, brings encourage ment to the lungs and Instils one with new life. As for bathing, otm cannot have too much of it. I sleep in the morning ns long ns I can. and I never miss n plunge in cold water. The refreshing i M'nilaratlon that comes from the cold bath Is worlh more than tonics. It sends the blood tingling through one's veins, ami one feels that one is really alive, not a sleepy-eyed woman with no spirits and not much backbone. Ttip ;inr Wome.ir in Fliitiiml. It is not usual to think of Finland as a hind of progressive Ideas and up-to-date women, yet it lias had since lSt a society for the promotion of woman's rights that compares favora bly wllh those in more noted commu nities. Tlie Finnish Women's Association has Its headquarters in Uelsingfors, the capital of Finland, and has twenty branches in tlie country districts. These associations start schools and classes for looking, gardening, needlework, elementary science uud oilier useful and Interesting branches for women. There they discuss in formal and in formal fashion a variety of topics, from household matters to advanced t-ducaiiou in the public schools, and oi'i.eti have sufficient lntluenee to have tii 'ir views presented to the Diet by their representatives. Tlie central association frequently siuJs to the country districts lecturers on subjects of importance or interest. The lectures are attended generally by as ninny men as women, and the men often take an active part In the dis.-us-rions that follow. Tho lecturer is obliged many times to truvel miles tin si'-Uges. through deep snow, in snow storms and cold, or to be rowed long distances in little boats on stormy lakes, or to walk miles along dusty, sunny roads on her way to lonely vil lages. Her accommodations are usu ally of the most primitive character, and her audiences likewise, but her weleonie is sure to be cordial. Bud peo ple travel many weary lulled U. hear her. New York Tribune. If You Would 1'onNens Health. Keep yourself well nud strong, lion't think about freckles or anything else. There are worse things than freckles, anyhow. May be tbe freckles like to be with you. Leave them to themselves and go your own happy way. Hi t out of doors every moment that you can. Fill your lungs deep ;.nd full, ll'in &ud romp and cram In to the recesses of your heart plenty tf high spirits nnd th Joy of being en earth. You muy l.ot i'i-!is it, but in bi.iiiling tip sitvr:;;th and hi keep ing a good r.pp-?tl!t yo-.i win i- iy. It.g th" foundation for a beautiful womanhood, l.eain tlie tren.eiid.)us need of eating suitable food. Dou'i munch chocolates and Bwccts helwi i meals. The suerillce you will lune to make In abstaining froai these (lain tieu will be good for the pivt line.i of your character, us well us a uplcndid rest for your poor little stomach. Pastries and rich noihingii are do to the heart youthful, but It's a very easy mutter to centre your affection; on apples, oranges, grapea. figs and other fruit, which uru a thousand times more wholesome and which will help clear your complexion nnd brighten your eye In n manner tiiat will astonish you. Oh! these ure facts undeniable, my girls. You cau't get away from theui. Chicago Times-Herald. Hummer I) reding. Ordinary shirt walsls may bo diver sified In many simple ways. A fuvor lte fancy ut present Is to edge the cen tre, baud with a full frilling an Inch or more wide, uud finished wlih a uarrow hem or edging of lace. A simple shirt waist design may be made elaborate by the Introduction or Insertion uud tucks, set In straight, vertically or hor izontally. Sleeves uru not trimmed except In tho cuso of cuff-bands or hem stitched (laps nt wris. Wash tklrls are most o.'teu finished with several ruffles or a deep flounce, cut upon the straight nnd made very full. The usual length for the single deep flounce Is twelve Inches, nnd the width allowed is from two to two nnd fine-half times the width of the skirt. Itlas ruliles nre not used. Narrow ruf- fion are finished with the merest edge nt the top, nnd the uppermost one of a group only Is provided with n small heading. Depp flounces nre usually put on wllh concealed heading. The same rules apply for putting any kind of nifdings on skirts. They nud the surface over which they nre to be fit tod should lie measured off In quar ters. Facli qunrter should then be gathered nnd carefully fitted Into ench quarter of the skirt. Harper's Ku'-ax. A 1tiitnn Frock. A stylish frock for n girl of ten Is made of khaki muslin. The upper part Is a Ilussiaii blouse wllh the back nr ranged In three broad box plents. The skirt bus n succession of box pleats all the way uround from the waistband. which spread nlmve the knees. A broad sailor collar has been modi fled with star-shaped edge. Tlie upper part of the collar Is of yellow pique. It has ll wide bonier of white pique and tlie yellow is nppllqited to the white by an Inch-wide band of em broidery, with small black dot.i at in tervals spacing the white raised oir broidery. The shield also Is of yellow pique, with star-shaped point. White pique shows for some distance below the yellow on the shield. The sleeve of the blouse Is rather full, and it is gathered into a wristband or eulT of yellow and white pique, with an application of the same embroidery with colored dot on white ground. This makes n handsome dress for n little phi, and can be donned for after noon wear. l.tlticlirous Tor WorkliiK "Women. The Young Women's Christian Asso ciation, of Kansas City, Mo., has opened n luncheon room for working women. The food Is sold at exact cost, and a. dinner consisting of soup, fish, roust meat and potatoes, cabbage sabul, apple pie, coffee and cheese can lie bouglH for twenty-one cents. Al though intended for women, a number of men have nplilied for luncheons, and nre admitted for the present. The loom has just been opened, however, and is not yet widely known, but when wom en need all the accomnioilallons the men will be debarred from its prlvil- lluv (town of llrown Cloth. A very attractive day gown Is o brown cloth cut in polonaise fashion, the underskirt showing uppliqued roses of velvet. Tho polonaise folds simply around the figure over a chemi sette of coarse renaissance lace nnd Is caught at the side wllh a large cliou of brown chenille, forming a trimming for the edge of the polnuNe. The In ner slcevesareof the bishop shape, con fined at the wrist by a strap of brown puutie. lloyal rutron of Needlework. Princess Christian has purchased from Vienna for the benefit of the Koyal School of Art Needlework two 'needlework pictures" by Frau Mau- kli'WicK, who Invented a method of combining needlework with water col or painting. Princess Christian Is deeply Interested In the school, and procured for it the honor of ciubroid ing the new throne In the House of Lords for Queen Alexandra. A Vi ticiu of flreat Aire Miss Mary Stewart, of Argylshlre, Scotland, J 10 years old, and said to be the oldest Ilrilisli subject, was brought up to speak the niieieiit Caelic tongue, and she has got along so far without, learning any oilier. She has never married, ami for more than eighty years was consecutively employed In domestic service lu the vicinity of her birthplace. She Is. still hale nnd hearty. A Yt'nimiu to Kxilore Afrlcii. Mrs. Isabella Klrd Ulshop, the trav cler, explorer and writer, has goue to Morocco for two months of needed rest. Her next e.vpcdiiloli is to bo through a llule known and daugerou.i portion of Africa. Corded wash silks nre shown In dain ty colorings suitable for shirt waists. Fmbroidcred Henrietta cloths come in all colors for waists and neglige gowns. White summer gowns heavily trimmed with yellow guipure ure the extreme of fashion. White slip linings are preferred to colored. Tlie requisite touch of colol Is given at tiie waiut and throat. . Dowdrops can now lie bought by the dozen and cprinkled over flowers of gauuy gowns to suit the taste of the wearer. New Persian bands on moussiliuc grounds are one of the newest and suiurlcsl trimmings for thlu sumnu'r't gowns. . Panne eloih Is the novelty of the preniit. li U very soft uud pliable, and I be correct material for atl ele gant gown. The gn at considerations of the lady of fashion of the spring of J!MU in to appear long of limb, long of waist and long of neck. Hags of brocade and satin tu dark or delicate colors, with long sntln rib bon loops to hung over the arm, ure fashionable. Long jeweled feathers, either black or wlille, with a Jeweled ornniueut, where they fasten into the hall-, are considered smurt. The spring boas nre Huffier and long er than ever. They ure made of frilled chiffon, fluled tnffetu, mirror velvet ribbon und panne ribbon, with luce quillings, or cheiiillo trimmings. Skirts to be correct should be very, very close-fitting to tho knees, but should Hare tremendously ut the bot tom, where countless ruliles and flounces give the desired frou-frou. tillt or inelulllc ornamentation on neckwear having become too popular to be desirably exclusive. Is soon to be superseded by Utile hunches of colored ribbons, pinks, forget-uie nets, buds, tic CREMATION'S ODD PHASE VAY IN WHICH PEOPLE 1DISP0SE OF THE ASHES OF THEIR DEAD. n Midair Credited Will. Kntln th Ashes of liar Muahnnil Mnny Aithea Hrattireil to 111 Wind Hoitles From Abroad to It evaluated. A good many queer things have Imp riened lu connection with cremation, :utt perlinps the strangest of them all was the wise of Jlrs. Matilda Krance rort, relates the New York Sun. lln tilda ate her husband, which sounds ;annllmllstlc, but Isn't. , In IS'.tll Mr. Francefort lert Ills sphere of usefulness in Brooklyn and Ids soul. It Is to be hoped, soared to n better world. As for his body, they took It to Fresh Pond und cremated It. Then his widow went, after the nshes nnd look them carefully homo with her. All widows do not. Some don't even buy a niche for them nt the cre matory or pay storage for them lu the cellar. ' Ilut Mrs. Fraucefort was dllTerent. She got the nshes of the late Mr. F. and carried them home In a Japanned tin box. like a lea canister or a spice box. Perhaps that was whnt sug gested to the sorrowing widow the dis position she should next make of them. At any rate she decided to eat them. There was much to be said in fuvor of tills plan. It was economical. She would s.-v; the expense of an urn and n niche nnd a monument by being all that herself. Then, too. she and the dear cremated had lived together for thirty-one years nnd she was lonesome wit hunt him. She was Informed that tho tisiies would cuter permanently' into her system, nnd It seemed to be a clear case of eating your cako und having It loo. Anybody could see that under the circumstances It was the only way of keeping tho family to gether. Having decided to cnt her husbanil the next question was the manner In which lie should be served. Mrs. Francefort went over his qualities with a sorrowful heart, lie had been a witty man. there was always a spicy flavor in bis conversation. Mrs. Francefort made n note: "Stilce." Then she defied anybody to sily that tie nnd not been the salt of the earth. Another note: "Salt." Still she had to admit that he had a bit of n temper. Note number three: "Pepper." . P,ut then, lie was always sweet to her. Final note: "Sugar." Clearly, Mr. Francefort's post-morlcm specialty should be In the condiment line. Mrs. F. determined to make a seasoning. So she put a plncli of him In her cof fee nt breakfast nnd sprinkled him lightly over the boiled shad. At lun cheon he went Into the ten, nud con tributed distinction to the lamb stew. At dinner well, nt dinner the supply of Mr. Francefort's ushes went down in more ways than one. And what ever tlie gentleman may have done in life, there Is one thing sure, he never disagreed wllh his widow when he was dead, though a little of him did perhaps go a long way. People who take to cremation seem to have a fondness for having their ashes scattered to the winds. There was the first, man who was cremated in tills country. That Is to say, tlie first in recent times. Toward tho end of the eighteenth century u Southern er by the name of Lawrencr- left a re quest to be cremated. His sens built a furnace especially nnd the first crema tion not Indian took place on Ameri can soil. Put In JS70 P.aron von Tnlm was cremated In Dr. Lemoyne's private crematory at Washington, Penn , and his ashes were scattered upon the Hud sou lliver. Then there was Krnest P.osin, who, in 1MH7, stood on the Fads bridge over the Mississippi und poured his father's ushes Into tlie stream be low. In both cases tlie (lend men had nsked to be thus thrown adrift. It is said tliut Joaquin Miller has made a similar request. Another case of the same kind was that of William Petersen Appleby, mi olrlcer In the Mexican and the Civil wars. Ills body was cremated ut Fresh Pond hi J8HS nud the widow took the ashes to her home in Hemp stead. Her husbaud had asked her to scatter them abroad on the first windy luy after his creinaliou. She waited until a gale was blowing, nnd then In the presence of some of her husband's friends held the ashes out by hundfuls und let the wind blow them uwuy. At i'.romberg, Cermnny, In 181)7, the nshea of one Itobert Arons were sold nt public nnctlon for $;;.75. The pur chaser was not a member of the dead man's family. The records stop short there, nnd one is left guessing who wanted the ushes budly enough to puy 3.73 for them. It would seem, too, that there must have been more than one bidder, for ?:!.7o would hardly have been offered as a starie 'the remains of Abble Sage Ulchnrd son, the writer, who died In Italy, were brought to this country to be cre mated. They were Incinerated at Fresh Pond. llr brother (lied from the shock and was cremated on the following day. Kale Field's body was also brought home to be burned. She died In the Sandwich Islands nud was burled there. It was a long time before her friends got tlie money together to bring the remains to this country, but It was finally done, nnd they were cre mated ut San Francisco. Sirs. Whit ing, to whose efforts the currying out of Miss Field's wishes were duo, brought the ashes from San Francisco to Jloiiton In a handbug filled with flowers. The ashes were finally burled at Mount Auburn beside the gruve of Miss Field's mother. Emma Abbott, the singer, was cre mated at the Washington Crematory. An Interesting Item about this case Is the costliness of tlie gown in which tbe body wns burned. It was un imported gown of sliver nnd gold brocade, and the papers of that date placed .'ts cost at $."000. Thut may have been a trifle high, but the gowu wus certainly worth a great deal. A peculiar case -was that of J. Z. Duvls and his wife. Davis was a Cali fornia millionaire. The wife died first. Sho wns cremated, and her husband put her nshes In a box twice the usual slue, because ho Intended to hare Ids own mingled with his wife's when ho should die In ills turn. When he did die It was In Phlhulel-' fihlu, und the undertaker's first orders were to embalm tho boay.' He had uo sooner eiubuliiied It than he received Hitlers by telegraph to cremate It. Bo he cxeninted It. Then he was Instruct ed to send on the nshes, but this he declined to do until his bill for em balming- nud cremating had been set tied. In the meantime trouble over the (lend man's will had brokon out In Cnllfornln. nnd nobody was pnylng bills Just then. Po n pecullur state of nffalrs cnnie to pnss. The urn with the wife's nshes which rattled lonesoniely nround In their ample receptacle was produced as evidence1 In court, while the husband's nshes were held In Phil adelphia ns security for the undertak er's bill. Apropos of Cnllfornln cremations, here was that of Durrani, the young murderer. The crematories In San FrancJstio were so squeamish that they refused t,i burn the body, and the father hud to take It to Pnsndetia. The medical men of the State had been keenly Interested In tlie young man. nnd were nnxlnus to have the brnln for examination. Tho family was determined they should not get It. So the father did not let the coffin out of his sight until he saw it placed In tlie retort of the Pasadena crematory. Pet animals have Bometiincs bic:i cremated, but the prize Instance of this kind was when a rich London women had a pot Yorkshire terrier, named Monkey, cremated, nud tho ashes placed in n S?.",ni)0 urn. P.rnneh of the Clgarir.akers' Inter national I'nlon Is nt the Labor Lv- ccum In Fast Fourth street. On tlie top of n desk th?re Is, or was not long ago, a novel exhibit. It was a collec tion of fifteen cans nnd one uru, con tnintng tlie nshes of sixteen inembern of the union. In a vault alongside of the bowling alley lu tho Arion club house there is n similar collodion of the nshes of dead Arionlles. Helen IJertrain, one of tho P.osloiv inns, was credited with carrying her husband's ashes In a chamois bag sus pended from a gold chain around her neck. As the ashes from n full grown body weigh from three to live pounds It Is doubtful If the singer carried more than a small sample of her hus band with her In that way. It Is by no means uncommon, though, for surviv ing widows to carry the ashes of tho departed with th;-ji whenever tin; travel. CU.TOUS FACTS. In a state of nature tea trees grow to a height of forty feet; in cultivation they are dwarfed by pruning to not more thun three. The common poiato, when decompos lug gives light enough to read by a light so vivid that once n cellar at Slrasburg was thought to be on fire when f hinlng with tlie phosphores cence of decomposing potatoes. A bird never before seen nt the Lon don Zoo Is the open-bill, nnd It owes lln name to the fact that the two halves of it beak do nol meet for some dis tance from their liases. The open bill is tail, with long legs, presumably for wailing, and hails from Africa. A South Paris "(Mo.1 man recntly secured a prize In the form of a horse which snores so It rallies the dishes in the pantry. The owner of the hor.se has to turn out in the middle of cold rights aim go down to the stable and feed the horse so l:e will s:op suovluz and the family can sleep. Professional Etory-tellcj-s roam from house to bouse lu Japan, to spin their yarns. In the city of TolUo there are about (trio of these professional romau cers. Their pay averages twenty ceius an hour. When tho story-teller discov ers that his romances are becoming dull from frequent repetition he inovus into a new district. Tlioi-Q Is at present to bo seen In the British Museum an extremely curious bonnet, ouce po.-sescd by Queeu Vic toria, nnd presented by her to that In stitution. It is composed entirely of tortoise shell,, anil though both cosily nnd curious can hardly be said to be elegant. It was mnde some years ago expressly for Her Majesly by the na tives of the Sainonn Islands, who have their own ideas ou the subject of fash ion. The Inhabitants of Hanover object to paying highly for tlie fire brigade, which seldom has to extinguish a fire, so they now require that the weurers of the regulation helmet and axe shall attend to accidents nud sudden Illness, lu the public streets. For instance, says n Hanover correspondent, if an old lady feels faint she has but to at tract the attention of tlie nearest po liceman, who in his turn telephones for tho fin brigade, which promptly turns up In a carriage nnd four. nominated hy llyatarosreulo Germ. The standard Joke about tho French man who got "extenuating circum stances" In his trial for the murder of his parents on the pathetic plea thnt he was nn orphan, says the Westmins ter tlnzelte, Is not so far removed from the truth its might be imagined, "ac cording to Ihe story told In the Paris letter of the Dully Chronicle. A man was tried for parricide, uud the medi cal expert declared that the prisoner, Uislead of being punished, was to be pitied. He was dominated by hystero genic germs nnd nntl-perlstnllic symp toms, nnd the Ideu of 'suppressing his father for the benefit of his family" was a thing thut grew nnd had to be completed. We quite agree that many crimes arise from physical nnd mental defects reacting on each other, but it Is hard on the' unfortunates who are "suppressed." Tho case reminds. one of the system in "Krewhon," where moral offences are treated us, physical complaints, Cloi-B-ynien Collect Their Own Due. An extraordinary survival from the primitive trudlLlon of the clergy open ly collecting their own "dues" In kind from tlie people muy now be seen in full swing In the rurul districts of Upper Savoy, In Switzerland. Every yeur about tho middle of October, clergymen, attended by youths bear ing sucks and baskets, go from village to village," receiving tho contributions of their parishioners. No sort of con sumuble commodity comes amiss. though' money Is most favored, and every evening the sack or basket goes back beuvlly loaded. These contribu tions ore a popular test of respectabili ty, nnd mnny a housewife bus been known to borrow the whole uinounl of her offi-rius to thu pnrtichliil iucum-' bent. - j "SPEAKIN' PIECES." Cou bet my face get tlmr'ly wnnlird tlinS day fur flood nn' all, And Ala gets out my other coat and brushes out tho cromes. it fer my usual shirt an' lie, they wouldo't do at all. Per when a-Fridoy roinea around, at our school they apenk pioces. have my hair brushed tit to kill: Sue braids her'a over niijlit: So Friday, when she lets it out, it goes all crimps an' wnvv, M breakfast time I think my piece, to see '( I rot it right; And "Give me bin rty or death!" I said onct, 'stead of "gravy." Pa almost died n-lnimhin'; but Ma fixed her face. Said she: "I like to see a boy jest onct with pow ers o' concentration; It shows he has a serious mind and takes more after mi; Yer Pa's folki' minds is always light an' wanderin' ihrouuli creation." An' then at achoi.1 we have to wait till at ternoon, you uee, An' then it s time, Rome P.i-ents come and ait beside the teacher; They look upon their child with pride and grnt solemnity. And "Cas'bianca" 'a then announced by little Jolimy I'eechcr. An' then a Parent says "That lad's as. honor to the school." "Wreck of the Iles'prits." it eomes next, an' "We are Seven" follnrs. 6ue, she snys that, hut. twists her feet which is icnoist the rule All' hnns her head. 'most. whUpera first, an' towards the lrst nigh hollers. A Parent pats her head, though, and kindly nsks her nnnie. "Whnt a thoughtful brow!" tho Parent aays: "her voice has such cxprea sion!" Anil after lier comes "William Tell," an' teacher s.ivs the same. That "oratory le'ly ort tcr be Jim Smith's pcrfes.-iioii." Then one an' ell gets up an' speaks an' bows an' tikes their seat. "Remember the Maine" is sweetly sung by Siptire Brown's two nieces. Then teacher coughs an' smooths her skirt, e-rising to her feet: "This is u di.y of pride." saye she, ''a Friday speukiie: pieces. An', children, dear, I see in yon on this hem! grent occasion, The future Pillows of the Slate, our grand an' ulrn ious Nation!" O'Neill Latham, in Puck. PITH AND POINT. "Does Bobby cry much?" "No; he doesn't cry nt nil unless he wants his own way about something." Chicago Record. , "Rnthcr a large boy for half fare. Isn't he, sir?" "Yes. he is now, but ho wa- a small boy when we started." Moonshine. Tencher "Man proposes, and and what? Who can complete the sen tence?" Bright Pupll-".Viid that's the end of lilm." Philadelphia ltecord. "A plain cook wanted," is the way He advertised, then wondered why. Not knowing woman's vanity, lie did not get a lone reply. Philadelphia llecord. Bobbie "Pop, nre wo among the best people?" Papa "Wo are. Hobble." Bobble (after a thoughtful silence) "Pop, is the best always the cheap est r Leslie s eely. "When a man gols married," said lh Ilnshfed Philosopher, "it's a miss- take." "Supposing she's n widow?" asked the Pert Clerk, who always liked to spoil a jest. Syracuse Herald. A low, soft voice, well doth the poet sing, in n woman is a rare anil preeiuus lUmg. nut wnen mat voica H.iita: .loan, 1 need ten olimks For shoes," it hath a most, metallic ring. Chicago Tribune. "Dill you notice how many peopbt gave me the encore lu addition to tlw ushers?" "Jut two." "That's funny. My father and both my brothers prom ised to be lu the audience."--Cleveland Plalndeulor. lllobbs "I suppose Talkalot wear hats with those little airholes In them because they give his head the proper ventilation." Slobbs "Or maybe ho finds them easier to talk through." Philadelphia ltecord. QUent "How much can I possibly get out of the case If I win?" Fnwyei "Two huiulrVd dollars." Client What will your charges be?" law yer "That depends; If you lose, only ?1."0; If you win, .?;)."-Ohlo State Journal. Benson "Look here, that boy ct yours threw a stone at me just now, barely missing me!" Proud Fnthor- "You say he missed you?" Benson (nngrlly) "You lienrd what I suiil, didn't you?" Proud Father "Then. It couldn't have been my boy." Tit-Bits. Flie Mlnuttia With MlnlKtiii- Vfu. "What is your middle name? "How much do you get paid a week? You are not worlh half of It? "Do you beat your wife? "Is your liver In good working orderl "How many baths do you take pet annum? "Does your hair curl naturally? "Does Insanity run in your family? "What makes your nose so red? "You ought to have 1 been born a Chinaman. Then your bow-legs wouldn't show. "Do you have fits? "Did your chin always lop down over your collar that way, or is it be cause you eat too much? "Have you ever been Indicted foi horse stealing, nnd If uot why?" Chi cago Times-Herald. A I.oya.1 Clttvetaiiilrr. A school teacher coining to Cleveland from n small town was very much Im pressed with the brilliancy and orig inality of tho chllilren J.if this city. Tf Illustrate this point she cited this In stance: In the reading class one day the let ters "B. C." occurred. She uskexl the class what these letters stood for, and was surprised by the number of hands raised to volunteer nn answer. One of the boys had raised his hand a trifk sooner than tbe others, and be was called on to answer. "Born In Cleveland," wns the reply, and the Instructor could bnrdly con vince him that the letters referred t time divisions and wre uot employed to denote one's distinguished nativity, Cleveland Leader. A Substitute For t'BUTas. An ingenious and economical way of preparing a substitute for a cuuvat for oil painting purposes Is to tnke Kusslu sheeting, a wide material re sembling burlap, only of a more even and better grain, and cover a strctcbei with It, Give it a cont of white pulnl of tho ordinary kind nnd let It dry. Then give It unother coat. It will then have an excellent sutfuco for painting, l'olionlns Ilia Mlud, When a married man goea (o fee hla folks, bis wife looks for signs upon his returi. that they have pulsuuJ bit mind.--Atchison Ulube.