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    FULTON COUNTY NEWS.
" ON THE STAIRS.
An Interrupted Proposal and
an I'lU'xpcrtcil Finale.
"It's so pond of you, Miss Idol
mino, lo consent to sit out this
Certainly I'll let you puss, Jones.
Don't mention it.
"As I wns going to sny, Miss Idol
mine, I've lice n trying to find a
clinncc to see you alone, oh, for sev
eral centuries, it seems to me, he
enuso I have, something very partic
ular to tell (Ih, you want to got
down? Certainly, Jones. Can't you
find her?
"And it's awfully good of you,
Miss Idolmine, to miss this dance
just for me, and I do appreciate it,
and I hope, it augurs See here,
Jones, are you getting paid for run
ning up and down these stairs?
"Oh, Jliss Idolmine, is it really
only because you are too tired to
dance, this time? Isn't there any
other reason, just the tiniest littl'o
bit of Yes, confound you! I sup
poses you do have to get down again,
Jones.
"What I've been longing to say,
Miss Idolmine Mabel is that I
love Say, Jones, I'll kill you if
Well, there, get on up if you have
to, and stay up, darn itl
"No, Miss Idolmine Mabel I
must say nil now. I cannot stop.
You must know how I love you, and
when you consented to sit out this
dance with mo 1 knew J could no
longer live in this agony of doubt,
but learn from your own sweet
lips Slide down the banisters if
you've got to get down, Jones, you
blasted idiot!
"Mabel, oh, Mabel, my love, my
darling No, I won't hush! Look
up, sweetheart, and let me read in
those glorious orbs the sweetest, no
blest confession ever Jonc, if
ever I get a chance I'll but hoi you.
You don't want to go up? What do
' you want, then? Mabel Mi.-s Idol
mine? Why, what engaged? You?
I I all, blast it, somebody keep
mo from biling holos in the carpet.
But I er I congratulate you,
both of you, of course." Smart
Set.
ax AnsrTMtnr:n sr.rF.Tnv.
Speaking cf abscnlnmuled men
one day, Senator (leorge Wt told
the following story:
"I was at n mass meeting once
upon a time when we discussed a
resolution of some kind or other
for several hours. Finally one of
the delegates began a fpei'ih which
wandered all over creation. Some
one interrupted him with the re
mark that be ought to confine his
remarks to the resolution.
"'Yes,' said Judge Phillips, who
was presiding, 'the gentleman must
Fpeak to the resolution.'
'"Let us have the resolution
read,' suggested some one in the'
meeting.
"Judge Phillips stooped down
and whispered to the nbscn' minded
secretary. 'Uead the resolution he
said.
"'Il'm?' queried the secretary,
waking up. 'What, resolution?'
'"The one we have been discuss
ing for several hours,' replied .Judge
' Thillips.
"The resolution was hunted for
high and low, but could not be
found. On the secretary's desk there
was a bit of paper which looked as
if it had been nibbled by a mouse.
It was all that remained of the res
olution. The absent minded secreta
ry had eaten the rest." Washing
ton Post.
Sll.MVAVS GREAT IDEA,
Jack Sullivan was a soldier and
a good fellow withal, but in the
opinion of ollicers and men alike he
was certainly getting insane, for
when on duty or at drill he would
suddenly break from the ranks and
run after an imaginary bit of paper,
visible to no one but himself, shout
ing as ho did so: "There it goes!
There's tho paper!"
This at length became so fre
quent an occurrence- that on tho
matter being brought before the
medical authorities he was by them
declared to bo sulfering from mono
mania and in consequence given his
discharge.
When leaving, however, he gave
evident proof that there was tome
method in his madness, for as he
quitted the service forever ho flour
ished his discharge, crying:
"Faith, boys, nhure I've got tho
1 j it of paper I've been running uf
thcr this long time." London Tit
Pits. urcr.iMxa Pi.owEits i-iu:s:i.
A Japanese plan by which cut
flowers may be made to last an ab
normally long time is to burn tho
cuds of the steins With a piece of
wood: not with n match, be it ob
eerved, for the sulphur would bo in
jurious to the novels.
The Japanese, who are gicat flow-
cr lovers, say that the charring
process enables the water to pene
trate tho stem and thus sustain tho
flower. Whatever be the reason, one
is glad to know of any plan which
will prolong tho life of flowers.
Homo Notes.
Tho avuruo-o. nioutly salary of
tho nalo school teac-hor cf Ponn
sylvuuia for UK to wns $11.(52, a do-c-ro'tso
of (5 cents from 18011.
Dlobbs "Hjonesisoxcoediugly
dimigrooublo. Nobddy can pot
along with him." Slobbs "Yes
even his hair seems to have a fall
ing out with him."
Ar.v. oi tiik Ti:ii::rio!iii;s.
Few of us udc'iuatclv appreciate
the enormous amount of land in tho
United States represented by tho
three territories destined for early
statehood. Only the figures can give
one nn idea of what it means. Ac
cording to the latest statistics of
the general land ollice. tho areas in
square miles are as follows:
Arizona
in..:o
1J3.il 7
8S,I).8
I'kluhimiH .
2T5.M3
To realize fully what (Ids means
one has to remember that New
York, our great Empire State, has
f;i,71!) square miles, so that the
three territories make in land sur
face more than five New Yorks.
In fafft, New Mexico is larger than
nil New York, New Jersey, Penn
sylvania, Delaware and Maryland
combined.
In addition, wo have tho Indian
Territory, with its 31,1.") 1 square
miles, which is as big as nil of South
Carolina and about four times the
size of New Jersey.
Inhabiting all the territories are
nearly 2,000,000 people, an increase
of 100 per cent in ten years. Sat
urday Evening Post.
mtoniK'g stohv op dky noi.i. vn.-'
Steve ISrodio, the king of the
Bowery, once told how Senator
Timothy D. Sullivan got tho nick
name of "Dry Dollar," which has
stuck to him for so manv years.
"Don't you believe," he said "that
Tim ever took a wet revenue stump
olf n beer keg and dried it and said
it was a dry dollar. Tim never was
a fool.
"Here's the way the thing really
happened : There were a lot of us
kids who used to sell papers along
the Bowery after school. Tim was
tho greatest hustler in the bunch.
He wasn't like the rest of us, nl
ways pitching pennies or wasting
our money. Tim was always look
ing out for his mother.
"One day Tim had big luck in his
business. He had all the pennies
and silver ho made changed into a
dollar bill and showed it to the rest
of us. Some of tho fellows iisked
him if he wasn't going to wet the
dollar by blowing us.
" 'Blow nobody,' says Tim ; 'that's
a dry dollar, and it's going straight
home to mv mother.' " New York
World.
liOWAKD HAS SEIM I, I PH.
Edward VI 1 is the most experi
enced man of the world that ever
ascended a throne, lie lias seen iifj
in every capital; he has met every
celebrity of his time; ho has for
long been in touch with almost ev
ery class of the community, and he
knows tho intimate history of his
own period as no other man does.
Ho lias visiied the "thieves' kitch
ens," tho "doss houses" and the opi
um dens of tho east end: he ha
been conducted through the chief
manufactories of the country; be
has occupied the chair at hundreds
of meetings; his is the most famil
iar face at the theater, at tho opera
and on tho race course; ho has been
to every exhibition of importance,
and ulmost every work of art with
any serious pretension to merit has
been submitted to him for his ap
proval. Ho is popular; ho is an ex
cellent speaker; ho has tact and hu
mor; his memory is phenomenal,
and ho has been trained by tho lato
queen to spare neither himself nor
any trouble in the exercise of his
public duties. London Truth.
AM INTOLIl TALK.
The story of tho might have
beens of literature, if it could be
written, would be ns fascinating as
any of the things that havo been.
It would toll us, for instance, of
that Kipling book which the world
has never seen. It was to have fol
lowed tho "Plain Tales From the
Hills" nnd was a collection of short
stories, bound together under tho
title of "Forty-five Mornings." It
was accepted, set up in type, printed,
nnd made ready for binding when a
well known novelist read it. "It's as
good as 'Plain Tales'" was his ver
dict, nnd Mr. Kipling's brief reply
was: "As good will not do. It must
bo better or it won't bo published."
And from that day to this we
have never been told what happen
ed in thoso 45 mornings. The type
was distributed. Tho printed cop
ies of tho book were destroyed, nnd
only Mr. Kipling knows what be
cameof the manuscript. Exchange.
run pnoM MciATioN op crn., n. v.
Senator Teller always pronounces
"Cuba" as if it wero written "Cu
by," and thereby hangs a tale. Mr.
Teller was born in Allegany coun
ty, N. Y. The chief town in that
i. n.. i ..i t i
couiuy is i. uuii, uui ironi iimo im
memorial its people havo called it
"Cuhy." Mr. Teller grew up with
these people, and Cuba has always
been "Ouny" to him. Washington
Post.
Tommy "Pop, what are tho
th roosof composition?" Tommy's
Pop "I suppose they are the
things uu editor throws into tho
waste basket. "
She "Don't you dare kiss
me. If you do I'll cull mamma."
Ho "What! Does tho old lady
want to bo kissed, too?"
No, Willie Green; tho fly leaf of
u book would scarcely make a
good kito.
CONDENSED STORIES.
V ii Iowji Iirtv Coio TnUon to
tho Other tv-.l.i ill" lorihin.
They tell a 'good story about
Judge Tuthill, who presided in tho
Eighth judicial district of Iowa
vcars ago and was something of a
humorist. In Cedar county the case
of Dillon against Crandall was call
ed on appeal from tho decision of
the justice of the peace. A number
of the bnr nroso and said he would
suggest to tho court the decease of
the appellee. Another lawyer arose
and suggested the death of the ap
pellant. The judge remarked that
the clerk could puss the case, as it
would probably bo tried before an
other tribunal. After court the fol
lowing lines wero found on a sheet
of legal cap on tho judge's desk:
Vliifl aps-;il (dm: wuh lirnu'.it o our (' j.ir liimi -t
cnurt
And ntiri over lv flip Jit'liio'a mvimlln
Tliat in iliutli bad claimed tlie rlulit it win tit t in
tli.it tin' Ilk-lit
Should lio fit on tlio oilier Bido of Jonlau.
If the (-nun-! who were frcd In the trlnl t pro
ceed Mod ri'cdvpd cnoiiRh tiiy fi.r their ln'iii iin.
To finish up their Ui-ic they should rhaiitre of
veriiie ak .
And take It to tho other side uf Jt.Tdrui.
When the beaten anil the heat and the lawyers all
meet,
They urn then try their aelion inerr.'iri
To the hk'InT law in fori e for het'.rr or Oil- wuise
In the courts on the other su!e i-l .lor.. an.
The pro illli'a had prior to the imminent of the
HUilC,
Which iihiiiitiif was deslruui of uvni :;:t.
If taken tip tliur may lie nettled ut the 1 .tr
Whcn they (ret it to the other ti.le of J.ud.in.
HIS Fltir.M) PADKUr.YVSIil.
One evening last season at fa
mous restaurant in New York Pu
derewski happened to be dining
there at the same time that the New
York Goldsmiths ami Jcwlers' as
sociation were having a celebration
dinner in another part of the build
ing, says London M. A. P. At lIo
close of tho feast the pianist made
his way to the cloakroom and was
busy washing his hands when one
of the other party came in on the
'I WANT TO I.NTIIOIU'CI'. Vol! TO MV Klilf.M),
I'AiiKiu.wsur."
same, mission. The newcomer star
ed at the fair haired Pole and at
last, as ho dashed his hands through
the water, said :
"You're very like Paderewski. Do
you know him ?''
"1 am Paderewski," rejoined tho
maestro modestly.
"What?" whooped the American
ond, dashing at him, shook both his
hands without waiting for the cere
mony of wiping his own. Piefore
there was any time for Paderewski
to escape the man from the gold
smiths' dinner rushed to tho door
and, calling to tho chiefs of his par
ty, yelled:
"I say, Brown, Jones, Kobinson,
Smith, all of you, come here. I want
to introduce you to my friend, Pa
derewski !"
A QVESTIO OK COI.I.AHS.
Senator Jones of Arkansas, chair
man of the Democratic national
committee, is a member of the Hu
mane society nnd wears a badge that
entitles him to investigate the con
dition of any animal that appears
to bo ill treated. A few days ago,
as ho cume down from tho capitol,
ho inspected a team that was stand
ing by the curb.
"Here, you!" shouted tho driver.
"What are you doing there feeling
about that horse's neck ?"
"I am an o.lieor ri' tho Humane
society," replied Senator ' Jones
mildly, "and I want to see if this
collar fits this horso."
"Well," snarled tho driver, "if
that collar don't fit that horse any
better than your collar fits you,
you just run along and get n cop
and havo mo arrested."
Senator Jones pussed on.
IT IMDSi'T HELP JOIIX.
Judge William Underwood was
ono of tho best men my state ever
produced," says Congressman Ad
aniFon of Georgia, lie spoke the
truth on every occasion. His son
John wanted an ollice under Gov
ernor Crawford and asked him for
a "certificnte of chnraotcr." The fa
ther complied and wrote to the gov
ernor ns follows:
My Dear Friend This will L handed to you by
my ion John, lie has the vreateat thirat for an
office with tho least capacity to fill one of any
fellow you ever saw.
John didn't get the office, but his
father lived lo seo him a shrewd pol
itician and fino lawyer.
An event of great interest oc
curred Wunday iu tho Prosbyt t
inn church at Hollwood. Dr.
Mathers delivered a sermon
preached 100 years ago by Kev.
llryden who was pastor of the
Bpruce Crook and Siuklug Valley
charge. Tho manuscript was of
course, yellow with ago aud was
deciphered with difficulty. Tho
sermon was a powerful one well
worthy of preservation. It was
based on I Tim. 1:15. This is a
faithful saying, etc."
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FOi? THE LITTLE ONES.
How iv I.ikI rar-i'-d (lie Money
For si Yuoai ion Tri.
An 11 cai'(ild boy id' Lowell,
Mass., whi): C name is Wesley Court,
earned enough money during his
last summer's vacation to buy u po
ny and cart and pay the expenses of
nn "across the continent" trip for
himself nnd his father. l'rnncin G.
Court, father of the boy, says that
he has been a money maker since
ho was (i years old. At the close of
school last spring many of tin; boys
in Lowell erected canopies at the
street corners for tho purpose of
selling soft drinks to pas. -cr; .by,
Wesley had one of these rtands, but
he was not satisfied willi the income
from it. He sold out bis shop for v"i
and increas'd his -:. 1 l.y S:!0,
which he borrowed from hi ; fat !. i'
at G per cent. Then Wesley Wwit to
tho managers of each of the many
shoo factories, manufacturing chem
ists, etc., and said that he would
give them i.'0 cents for every doiiar
of his income for the exclusive priv
ilege of selling root beer, lemonade,
etc., on their premises at lunch
time. In nearly every instance the
privilege was granted, in most eases
the managers refusing to take any
money from him. In two weeks he
had paid back the $10 he bad bur
rowed from his father and had six
boys working for him. He paid tho
bovs liberally.
The lad actually startled his fa
ther by the amount of money he
realized, '"lie bought himself a suit
of clothes nnd then a pony and
cart," said his father, "and before I
was fully aware of it be had money
enough in bank to take us both to
California."
This winter Wesley substituted
hot coffee, tea nnd milk for the cool
drinks sold in tho summer. Amer
ican Boy.
PAPF.Il OAMKS.
Hoops covered with paper make
excellent targets for various kinds
of shooting, according to space
available and age of children. Smell
newspaper pellets can hurt no one
provided they are not screwed up too
tight, and rings of red and blue and
black on the newspaper will count
the sanio ns the rings on an archery
target. Castles can be besieged by
knights in paper helmets and
shields and defended by a brave gar
rison behind paper ramparts, and
paper missiles shaped like bean
bags can bo hurled with truly dead
ly effect from one party of warriors
at the other.
What more delightful for the
children than n couple of newspa
pers fastened on to the nursery or
even the dining room table with
four drawing phis which the babies
cannot pull out and a pee 'I for
each little mite if blue. and red so
much the better so lhat they may
scrawl "anything we like" there.
i
: mixer, fou hoy hat cati iiks.
Tho boys of Stockholm have a
I chance to earn some money. The
I city has offered a bounty of 1 I-'!
' cents on every rat killed, so say the
cable dispatches. The rea.-o.i for
; this is to prevent tho plague from
: gaining a foothold in Stockholm
i and to check the spreading of the
! disease, as it is believed that rats
; and other animals carry tho conta
gion. Tho bounty on the rat's bend,
! however, gives oeca.-ion for some
I interesting information regarding
; this rodcitL. There is no country in
j tho world where some species of rat
j does not exist, but the common
i house or Norway rat is the most
j widely known of all. Ho has even
' taken up bis abode in tho islands of
I the Pacific. He is an expansionist.
Ho started his career in the west of
1 China, that being his native home,
! but ho has followed man wherever
j man has gone. The common mouse
! also hails from Asia.
Teacher Now, children, who can
tell me what an epidemic is? What!
None of you? Let me prompt your
memory. It is something that
spreads. And now ah, 1 see one of
you knows. What is it, my little
friend ?
"Jam, sir!" San Francisco Ex
aminer. AT TWILIGHT.
A roi-klni? li'?ri witli u pained mane,
All liatliTcil unit jr.il..i;ii with play,
Wan U-ft with n fuzzy woi.lt-n ilus
Jusl at the vIumc uf tiny.
"If I were a tltorouiflilireil, ruy frleii:!,"
Salil the hoi-Be wiih the uinti'il munu,
I'd have n pi'iliice to renih
To ItuHtuii unil back aainl
"My master would feet) me on an'.;nr am! ruts;
Of rliiinir he'd nev-.T tilt?.
An. I I khoc.i'u't he I rt ti. b-anil like thti.
Alune L-y the nuiwry tire!"
"Airl If I were ave," sal 1 tl.e fuzrv c!o,
"I'll like to lui . ynti lu-uw.
There'll nut l e n p;nT sl ye i!,r.:t me
In all of the ki'ii.-M show.
'IM wear o collar of silver Itells,
With a rll.lion.of UtmiUlul
Jiml I'd tlei-p on a riu!i:in of s.iftett cilk
And not ii a s'.able. like you!"
The nnrsery fire was burning lo'v.
When a w.-e Mule man in wl.ite
Came l aiu.rinu in ut tin- ep'n dour
To kies his toys kooiI nl-lit.
ne temlrrly hngned his painted home.
"You know 1 love you!" he fla'.d.
Then he csthered tlin i!o;r ii c'oe l-i hi? aru.i
And curried him off to he.!!
Helen K. Wrlrht
Wiggs -"Aro you u IJuifuloV"
Wagg ''No, and you can't make
a monkey of me, father."
Hoax "Was Job a doctor?"
Joax "I don't think so." Hoax
"Then why does the Hiblo
speak of the patience of Job?"
Remember the Fulton County
News lias tho largest circulation
in the county; houce, the best ad
vertising medium.
I.uw Against Loose Stones.
A l:t v went into effect a tin?
I'd of lust. May, providii:;' liiut
township supervisors .l i; 1 ! , an
nually, on. tho first Monday of
April, enter into contract with
out; fir more tu.vpuvcrs to remov e
and take away the loose stones
from the main traveled highways
in each township, at least once
each month, during: the months
of April, May, Juno, duly, Au-.r-Ust,
September and October of
each year; also thu I the compen
sation to be made to persons em
ployed as above indicated shall
be credited to the road tax asses
sed ::fra;ust them.
l:o" i',.i li's I.;,;.
Twelve years ago J. V. Sulli
van, of 1 lartfonl.C 'omi., scratched
his leg; with a rusty wire. Inlhini
niation and blond poisoning; set in.
For two years hosutTorod intense
ly. Then the host doctors tiiyed
amputation, "but," he writes, "l
used one bottle of Electric Kil
ters aud 1 1.-2 boxes of l.ucklen's
Arnica Salve nnd my h'v; was
sound and veil as ever." Fur
Eruptions, Eczema, Totter, Salt
niiouni, Sores and all blond dis
orders Electric Hitters has no
rival on earth. Try them. VT. S.
Dickson will guarantee satisfac
tion or refund money. Only oOe.
Czar Nicholas is iu terror, dan
gers throatning; him on every
sid. Kaiser "William is calling
upon (hid aud the army to protect
him from some apprehended up
raising aud from assassination.
Crowned heads realize that they
are unsafe and are trembling:
with fear. There are elements
in every monarchy of Europe
that are determined to. rid them
of those who claim the right to
rule. The king; business has
become a very hazardous one,
aud as it is not wholely indispen
sable, it migdit bo well enough for
those who are in it to get out of
it.
i You will waste time if you try
! to cure indigestion, or dyspepsia
i by starving; yourself. That only !
! makes it worse when you do out J
heartily. Yon always need plenty '
; of fjood food properly digesteci.
; Kodol Dyspepsia Cure is the re-
! suit of years of scientitic research 1
for something that would digest
; not only some elements of food'
but every kind. And it is the one i
j remedy that will do it. Trout's1
drug; store.
A movement is alloat to clear
1 all of the churches of the Carlisle
: Pj-esbytery of debt. The aggre
gate amount of the debts of the
Various churches is C)0,000. With
; a membership of near 10,000 this
; would necessitate an average
. amount of about five dollars per
j member. The plan is that the
contribution of the Presbytery
toward the Twentieth Century
j Fund be devoted to this purpose,
in order that tho churches may
bo no longer handicapped in their
! regular work.
"I have been troubled with in
digestion for ten years, have tried
many things and spout much
money to no purpose-uutil I tried
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. I have
taken two bottles and gotten more
j relief from them than till other
i medicines taken. I fool more like
j a boy than I have felt in twenty
; years. " Anderson Kiggs of Suu-
ny Lane-, Tex. Thousands have
! testifiedasdidMr. Riggs. Trout's
1 drug store.
I A large number of Duukards
j from Itlair, Somerset, Hedford,
j Huntingdon, and surrounding
counties havo migrated to North
Dakota to engage in farming.
; These migrations to the Dakotas
! have been going on for four or
live years, the members of that
faith preferring to live in a pure
ly farming region. A party num.
boring over 100 went west last
week.
Advertising is to the merchant
what plowing and sowing aro to
the farmer. Imagine a farmer,
trying to raise a crop by sitting ou
the fence as he looks over a ten
aero field wishing that a nice crop
of wheat or corn would spring up
in it. Ridiculous, isn't it? Rut
not any more so 'than the mer
chant who hides a stock of goods
away iu a storeroom and then sits
on the counter, hoping that peoplo
will come in aud buy. Plant
your advertisement in Tiik News
a;:d reap an abundant harvest,
No, Mande.dear; it is not recces-
sary for a husbandman to be mar
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tho better papers, prie s run from 3 to iHots.
per bi.'.!, with Coiliiif' ,ud i hirders to match.
Ye'.: can buy paper foe i. good sized room for
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away for it, and you get the paper just as cheap
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than a year ago, and prettier.
We will have, by the time you see this, a lot
of Summer Stuffs that we know will please you.
There is a new thing
Mercerised Gingham,
that makes a beautiful
and f?ray stripes lonk
aud washes elegantly.
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Mattings from ID cents up.
Window Shades all kinds and prices.
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rUMHERLAND VALLEY
. ..TIME TABLE. March IS, 1901.
Ready !
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l.o.ivii no. 2 no 4 rio. 6:ni). 8 no.10 no
A. M A. M tA. U P. M M !'. U
WincheMur 7 t Wi 0 Ro
Marllnxliui-K 8 15 8 1" 7 ;
IhiKri-Mown. .... D ir. 9 0)12 2(1 4 0.'i M 20 10 20
(iruuticusUu .... 07 9 22 12 42 4 2 H 42 IU ii
Mrrcei-Miur H 41) IU 10 8 30 ....
ChiHiilii i-MurK7 9 4ft 1 0r 5 00 BOoilluS
W uynuxlniro 7 00.... 12 a) 8 80
ShippiMisliurK... 7 5O I0OS 1 2n ft 2o 9 2.VIISS
! vllle K (M II) 24 1 4:1 ft 4o 9 4:1 II 41
, OuriWc 8 27 10 4(1 2 Oft 6 0ft 10 Oft 12 (
Moclmulusburif,. 8 4" 11 07 2 aft 6 2ft 10 27 12 27
DillsliuTK 7 52 .... I 40 ft 10
i Ait, nin-i.sbUTK. 9 O.' II 2ft 2 40 8 40 10 4ft 12 45
I Arr. fhiln n 4 8 17 ft 47 10 20 4 2o 4 2ft
i Arr. Now York. 2 18 t) Oil 8 Of 8 68 7 18 7 18
Arr. lliikimore.. 12 lo 8 11 6 00 9 4ft t 30 2 30
I A. U. P. M. P. H. P. M. A. M. A. M.
i Aililillniiiil triiius will leuve Carlisle for H.ir
I rlsliurif iliilly, exut-pt Suudur, ill ft.fto tt. ra.. 7.0o
u. in., 12.10 p. ni 3.80 p. m., B.IH p. m una from
AlechliliiuMiuiK ut, 0.14 u. m., 7.80 u. ru.. 8.12 U.
I in., l.oft p. in., 2.80 p. ui.. unci 3..SJ p. m..ft.30 p. rn.,
' ami II. lo ii, in., NtoppinK at, Seuond Hireet.
llnrtisbuii.', to li-t oil piiwuucrK.
. 'I'ruiuN No. 8. 1 in uml 2 run daily between II u
!.tiniid and Ilai-i-isbiirii. No. 2 will ruu
1 UlirLV lllilllltt.M hilA .in Siindiiiru Th,o
will stop at iuteruiedialo Millions on SuudayH.
Oaily.
t Uaily except Sunday.
Leave
uo. lino. 3 no. b.no. 7iao. 9i
lialtlmore
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lian-isburfcf
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Mei-liiiniosburK,
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Oivt'iienstle ....
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7 2ft
12 10
4 2ft
7 5ft
8 40
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12 40
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Adilitional local trains will leave UarrlsburK
daily, ex.;f)t Sunday for Carlisle and Intermedi
um Million at 9. 37 a. m., 2.00 p. ni., ft.lft p. m.,
.2 p. m. nnd ii. ,o p. in. , also for Meclianlw:
Iniri;. liillsimrK and Intermedium stations ut
7. (i a. iu, and 3.27 p. ni.
Nos. I, 8 aud 9 run dully between Harrlnburif
lintl Jlni,'erstowii.
I'liliuuin palaee sleeplnft ourn between N -w
V oik ami Knoxvllle, Tuna., on truius l.west
und lo east.
ThnuiKli eonelies to nnd from I'hlladelplua
on trains 2 und 4 east und 7 und 9 west.
Dally.
liaily except Sunday.
t Ou Sundays will leave riilluUelphla at 4 fO
p. ui.
SOUTI1KKN I'liNN'A 11. It. TKAINS.
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7 Hi Marlon 9 13 II 82 4 0)
8 IO ..MeioersburK.. 8 4)) IO 10 8 80
8 do London 8 is 9 42 8 ( S
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CouneiHlon for ull Htutluos on Cumborland
VulU'v Huiinmd una remuylvunta Kuilruud
H. A. Hiihl, J. F, Itoro,
Unu'l i'usH. Agent. tiupt.
County Officers.
IM-oHUlnlJudffe Hon. 8. MaO. Swope,
AhsooIuio J uiIkuh Lemuel Kirk, i'eicr Mor
ton. l'rothonotury. An,-Krunk P. I.ynoh.
Plsiritit A ttornt'y (.eorgo U. iiuuleLa,
Ti't iitirM' Tiit'ii SlpiH,
Mii'i'ifT- imniHl SinM-iH.
iJt'pniy SImrirT Juuiew Rumt;l,
Jur I'oiinDiiontirMlJuvia Kuli. SumuoM
Amtitom-Joim S, UurrtH. I), H. Myr, A. J,
Liiiiitii'i-Kou. " "'
;oMiinis-toner H, Kv Malot. A. V. Kelly
Jo)m Killer.
(Hi'fkKrunk Musou.
I'oi uiii'r
Count v Survvtr Jotifts Lnke,
County SuinriNiiudut t:inui Che&mtt.
Aiionie!H W. Scoit Alexuudr. J. N'H'n
Kipni. TtumiUH Slouu, F. MoK, JohuNVoi.,
M. R. SbtMiifcr, Ueo. U. DMulaim John i .
ADVKUTISK IN
The FDlton.Coontjta.
riod.