THE EIT New York City. The 1!ouki waist not nloiie holds its place, lint appar ently gains In favor week by week. It suits the greater number of figures; It la elegant In the truest sense, bving entirely simple aud Is equally well ndnpted to the odd bodice nud the en tirp costume. The May Mun'on model shown here- FAVCY BLOUSE WAIST. with is made from panne satin In dove gray with polka dots of white, com bined with eream point de Venlse nnd bunches of darker gray panne, but all the season's silks and soft wool mate rials are appropriate, while the con trasting material can be varied again and again. Lace of all sorts is in vogue, panne velvet with silk is ef fective, panne erepo is still lighter In weight and any silk contrasts well with woolen fabrics. The fitted lining is snug nnd well shaped and closes at the centre front. The plastron, or vest, is attached to the right front and hooked over onto the left, while the back nnd fronts are arranged over the lining before the shoulder nnd under arm seams are closed. The deep collar finishes the neck nnd fronts while the stock com pletes the plastron and closes at the centre back. The sleeves are charm ing. The upper portions are scalloped and fall over the full lace cuffs, which MISSES' BL are null tied and transparent and are teamed to the lower edge of the liulug. At each edge of the fronts are bands of trimmings comprised of lace out lined by the dark panne. To cut this waist for a woman of me dium size three and a hulf yards of material twenty-one Inches wide, three yards twenty-seven Inches wide, two and a half yards thirty-two inches -vide or one and three-quarter yards forty-four inches wide, with two yards of all-over lace eighteen Inches wide to make as Illustrated. Misses' Bloutte Kton. The blouse with an Ktou effect U ex ceedingly popular, nnd Is peculiarly becoming to young girls. The large Illustration shows one of the latest May Muuton designs In fawn colored Cheviot, with revers and undersleeves of white pt'iiu de sole, anil is designed for n general wrap to be worn with various gowns, but the iityle is equally well suited to the entire costume of cloth, cheviot, serge or other fashion able material. The revers, collar and sleeves are finished with narrow black and fcol'l passementerie, but the facing may becine any color preferred, nud the trimming braid or applique white If desired; plain coat sleeves can be substituted for the fancy ones. The back tits smoothly and snugly, but the fronts are adjusted with slight ful ness at the waist line to give the blouse effect over the curved belt. The odd shaped revers are formed by the fronts, which are faced and rolled back. At the neck is an Alglon collar that can be closed with the fronts when desired. The sleeves are made over a regulation lining, to which the undersleeves are attached. To cut this blouse for miss of four teen years of age, one and five-eighth nirlB material forty-four Inches wide ' tne and a half yards fifty Inches . with one yard of silk for revers, ,,r ,iud undersleeves will be re "Last my bed v, ti i 1 Bottouleu Blouse. itie mugs. 3t aeven yean old feelg d)g. lief. Fill all first long trousers. He Is bottle of Ontn ln whlta "drilling" i, ft ie wl,;n 'ou trol,l!,er and mat enectea,ne new i,iOU8eg niU(i,, Cannot speak . The blouse, In fact. excellent rear ,ln fro'lt' ut ,o"S0 Tr throat to slip over tha iiuusuinaii, jvi,.m);iy stylish nindo In if out 8 drug st'he collar Is haudsome mue vi uiue linen, -Mm Of piHION. braided with ihrce rows of narrow white brnid. The black silk scarf Is surmounted with n bow knot, with loops and ends of fancy colored braid. The loose sleeves fasten with two p"Ui'I billions at the wrist on the inside seam. i:n1innirl Willi Velvet milium, r.laek velvet ribbon Is applied In rows to decorate the tup of a spring parasol. Five rows is ilie proper mini her used. The ribbon should not ex ceed one inch in width, nor should the graduated rows come half way down from the ccnir.il tip from which they make the sari. The upper circle is ex ceedingly small. It simply appears nr a border or finish 10 I lie lit lit mith ered puff of silk, which is put like a ro sette at the top of every parasol di rectly below the point of the stick, which protrudes through the cover for a few Inches. Cretonne Flower. One of llie newest things in Paris is the use of cretoune flowers appliqtied onto net or other transparent fabrics. Delicate garlands or detached flower ets are utilized with excellent effect. The edges are outlined with cording In brllllantly-tintrd floss silk or in nar row gold braid or cord. This style of ornamentation is pretty for the ends of scarfs, for vests or parasol borders. Sometimes motifs of guipure lire used. In connection with those of cretonne. This fashion will most likely be ephe meral. Fanciful Shapes in Collar. Collars take a number of fanciful shapes. There are bands higher at the back, and with narrow turn-over col lars, pointed, straight, or scalloped. In others the collars extend to about three Inches of the front, rounded and turned back In a slight flare. Vretty Ornament. The prettiest ornaments to be seen In tho baroque pearls are pins in the form of large daisies. The petals are of the pearls, each formed of a single one, slender and oblong. In the centre there Is a large stone, a diamond or n topaz. Ol'SE ETON. Wumnn't Plain Whirl WNt. The plain shirt waist Is preferred by many women to any other sort, and has an extended vogue. The May Mautou model givcu herewith includes ail the latest features, and is adapted to all walsting materials, silk, wool, cotton and linen, but ln the original is of embroidered linen, batiste trimmed, with Insertion and lace to match, anil Is made over a tlttc.l lining of blue silk. When made from washable materials the lining should be omitted, but oth erwise there Is no change. The foundation consists of the usual pieces, and closes at the centre front, lur separately from the nuu'ile. The waist proper is plaiu across the shoul ders, and drawn down in gathers at the waist line. At the front are heuis through w.'lh li the closing is effected, the band of insertion c Ige l wit'; n.ir row frills of lace t.u;ing the place of a box pleat on the right from and con cealing '.ho clo-in-4 Ul'dei in ;i!ll. The sl'eves :ire i:i bishop shape opened .it the back and finished with narrow cifl's. To cut this waist for a wo. nan of me dium size ijnve ar.d iln e-quaeiei yards of material Iweniy-onc inches wide, three and a hull' yards twcily seven Inches wide, two and a hull ynrds thirty-two Inches wide or two yurds forty-four luehts wide will be required PLAIN SHIRT WAIST. THE SEASON'S MILLINERY. Tim Itoif Foliage Is Mir Hoit rnpitlnr Trimming For Sprliif Huts. The rose Is the queen of flowers in the milliner's as well as In the florist's shops this year. There are big roses and little roses of Intermediate sizes. The small roses are massed closely to gether, and form wrenths on the edges of hats, or they nre In tight huuehes, showing only a glimpse of color. The pink rose seems to predominate, but there are many white roses. The violet is also In uo. nnd In some hats Is combined with the rose, the one forming a solid crown and the other a solid rim. The rose foliage is the most popular trimming, and Is always attractive. (Hie hat which lias a combination of old-time favorites Is a dead while braid, and Is trimmed with black vel vet nud quantities of tiny pink roses. Quills ore to be seen on nil kinds of hats. A handsome variety of quill Is large, nun has curled ostrich font tier edges. There nrp many broad, low, flat hats, to which the milliner gives a twist to suit the individual wearer, and there are many hats that tip down In front wilh brood, high, winglike pieces at the sides. Other lints nre turned up decidedly at the side. Many fancy braids nre to be seen In hats. There nre French chips to be found, Neapolitans, Tuscans nnd ho-so-halr lace braids. A chnrmlng child's hat which Is nil Imported model Is a big Indented flat of undressed leghorn. The leghorn In this condition has rough cuds of the straw standing nil over It, nnd gives It something the ap pearance of a thatched roof. The trim ming on this hat Is a very beautiful spray of pink roses put on nt the front of the hat, nud trnlllug over the back. All kinds of pretty, soft tissues will continue to appear In the trimmings for hats. Tulle Is n practical article for millinery purposes. Metal threads npenr In in any of the thin gauzes, and some have flowered designs upon them. Wat lean flowers upon chiffon nre ex ceedingly attractive. ' ' I'.uckles nre worn on the spring hats, and they are to be found in gold and in steel nud brilliants, but not In such numbers as were seen during the win ter months. A beautiful trimming U a broad straw braid, which lias u silken effect, somewhat like that of ribbon. It Is most attractive in bows on hats. V A pretty litilo bonnet has n crown of violets, double Bowers of a delicate tint. The face of the bonnet Is draped with cream luce, nud In the centre Is a cluster of the flowers with a little fo liage nnd a few loops of velvet ribbon, the shade of the flowers. .i-:i, e r.ounets nre to be seen with and without strings. Some have black velvet nn luch wide for strings, some two pieces of velvet, and others have two iiH'h wide satin ribbon. The draped trimming on hats brings sill: nnd sniu taffetas Into popular use, and ribbons are consequently but little seen. Some protty ones In occa sional use have a chumelou effect. The changeable and opalescent effects are noticeable in mnuy things this year. o It Is said that wings. n well ns quills, will bo worn this year, nnd also ostrich feathers, but ns yet not many of them are seen. Here aud there a dove Is to be found, wl1h the feet curled up oil top of a hat. lu one hat the dove is surrounded with black nnd white in thin materials. In another the dove Is dyed a pale and melancholy blue. Atldubou Society precepts aside, if always seems questionable taste to use nnythiug for trimming which sug gests a dead creature. New York Tri bune. i 'onrernlnflr tlio 'Mep f;M. TYofotsor llniri-'. National Commis sioner of Kduiation. reports that In iH t) I he public high M hools of the ful led S.aies grinlua'ed 2i).'M4 boys nnd ".'i.l'.'l girls. The girls seem to he get ting rather more than their proportion o." iiio public secondary education. The boys are taken from school earlier (hull the girls and put to wori.. Prob ably, too. many of the giris liud a spe cial profit in the high school ourse be cause they expect to be school teach ers. At IieltnonieoV, in New Yori;, the other day, n woman's debating club discussed whether the college girl Is 11: ted for matrimony, and I: was hotly argued that she wasn't, aud that the old-fashioned education made better wives than the new. So the Japanese think. They have tried the Western education for their girls, anil put It softly down ns unsuitable. But surely to us the idea that It Is inadvisable to train a woman's mind beyond a certain moderate limit must seem absurd. If the objection to girls' colleges Is based on the mental train ing they give, It cannot have much force. If the objection to college taught manners and an obstreperous Individuality, there may be more to be said. One strong argument for giving girls ns good an educational start as possible Is that after they grow up they stay at home more thun men do, nnd find In domestic life and the com panionship of children conditions less ulimiiluting to their minds than the outside Interests which engage the nt tentlou of men, A man's business of ten develops his mind In spite of the lack of early training. When a wom an's mind doesn't get Its due start be limes, It may not got It at all. Still there are plenty of women whose minds ami character gel a very full de velnpmeiit without very much book learning of any sort. There are very tl.le ii. :'kii:is met) anil woineu wuo rend very little, nnd there nro shoals of 1 lolts who read constantly, folks dif- fer. It senilis rash to say that rollegcJ lit or unlit girls for marriage c.nless you know the girls, nnd consider what manner of men they nre lit to marry College could not do fl girl n more use ful service than to unfit her to marry anybody but the right man. K. S. Mar tin, lu Harper's Weekly. Women anil lltsliwny Itoliliorn. The prompt nnd courageous resist mice of a lady In New York City to n thief who lately attacked her In the tunnel on I'ourth n venue, resulting in the arrest of the miscreant and the re covery o the lady's pocket book, was nn Incident of the hour which had much suggestlvcncss. A great city has Its desperate characters, and they are of two sorts. One set belong to the professedly criminal class, the "powers that prey." They nre nlwnys prowliuu about, ready to pounce on those whom they may rob. and they particularly affect crowds and haunt the avenues where throngs abound. Another set Is composed of men out of work and de spairing, driven to desperate deeds by the hunger of wives andchlldren. They nre uot less perilous foes to meet than the other, and the contrasts of city life often Incite them to theft. Women nre wise to wear no jewelry In the streets, and to keep their purses out ol sight. Temptation should not be of fered either to the nmnlcur or the pro fessional thief. When formerly n woman would faint nnd wren ni. or let herself be robbed with Impunity, she now defends hei property with vigor, and tins no notion of letting n highwayman get sent bless awnv. Our women of the hlghci classes nre athletic enough to take care of themselves In nn emergency, and nre not easily frightened, which, considering the world beneath the sur face and Its menaces, Is n thing rot gratitude. Collier's Weekly. A fioblo New Orlrsns Woman. Sophia Wright, of New Orleans, Is n woman nnd lame, nnd yet were It not for her efforts there would be no free evening school Tor men nnd boys in New Orleans. At sixteen she saw the need of the night school and tried to get the public schools to opeu their doors. Falling In this, nnd although making her living by teaching n day school. Sophia Wright threw open her own doors every evening at 7 o'clock and collet! for volunteer help, which met with prompt response. Her school has grown until there are now over 1000 men ami boys In attendance. The one requirement for admission Is the positive fact that the applicant Is too poor to pay anything nnd wants to learn and Improve himself. The city Is not (axed it penny's worth. Buttons Are All the Vogue. This promises to be a "bultou year." and buttons will tic used ns fasteners. Jewelry nnd dress trimming. In ninny of the new designs the domlnnnt note Is gold in nil tints, uuil the size Is rather smaller than lust season. Sec ond to gold are the enamel effects, which nre more beautiful than ever. and after them conic, in the order named, cut steel, silver crystal aud pearl. Oue of the novelties Is the oval fourteenth century shape, while the Louis XIV. Dresden buttons show an Irregular rococo outline. The Um pire buttons nre somewhat nuirtiul In design, showing eagles and Hons rt" garlands of vjerr. $S&Jju- Feasant Momtn In VlenUB. peasant womnu In Vienna Is sel dom seen in winter without her muff of dilapidated fur, writes n traveler. She may carry n hod of bricks or n Shovel, or drag a wagon with one baud, but -the other will be secure from the weather. It Is not an uuusunl sight lu the Austrian capital to see women working lu the streets, repairing pave ments and making trenches, swinging pick and handling shovel lu the most masterly fashion. These women wear almost any sort of costume that may be ut hand. To their backs are often strapped baskets containing heavy bur dens, or mayhap the family cherub swung over the shoulders In a shawl. Crepe de chine will be ns ever one of the lending materials. With gowns of colored muslin and silk, skirls of muslin of corresponding tint will be worn. Ilaiid-rmi tucks arc the height of clcgunce. A novelty Is the black muslin petti coat. It is much trimmed with lr.ee. either black or while Chantllly. Iiainty miisiin and dluiltles tire used for the white petticoats, which are to be universally worn tills (summer. Kolienne fabrics are very much vnru. They show n sort of corded stripj this season, both In straight and corded lines, nud also china flowered designs. A revival is promised of the old-time s'lk mitts for summer wear and ope chilly with I lie elbow sleeves. Oue style of mitt has applique flowers of lace in the finest net. IV.ack velvet dotted over with gold beads, wiili u star decoration at inter vals, is one variation of dress trim ming which In the two-lueli width makes a very pretty belt. Among the new tucked materials for bodices and yokes nre the white silks' tucked in groups, with flowered slrlH in colored silk nud gold thread be tween. The colors are Oriental lu ef fect. Pretty trimmings for collar bandc. wrist buuds and decorutlons for a bod ice nre made of joining ruus of braid with a luce stitch, or iilterunting nar row ribbon with braid nud Joining them in the same manner. Fichus will adorn the shoulders of summer gnwus, nud they will be made of the sumo material us the frock as well as of cblffou and luce. There are fichus made entirely of lnce, and for this purpose the old lace scurfs are pretty, while those of sprigged uinsllii or tambour luce are very effective.. Fancy wuistcoats of nil kinds nre very popular. They are worn with the short Fion jacket, and often the most expensive adjunct of a costume. Vel vet wnlsleouts nre deemed elegant, and they are double-breasted and lined with while sstin, mid lire so construct ed that they can be worn turned back, f M 'iilug u double revor. fYfN'N'tfT? T A TU V M FTVTPT1MT? LU i Al)LLMEilluliNlj MATURE PRODUCES IT WHEN NEEDS TONINC UP. MAN If the Cook Will Do the Rest nnil Do It l'roperly the Value of Fating Hen nnable TIiIiir-s In Benson Will lie ApparentNatnral Tonic. Spring fever Is one of the ailments lint every one expects more or less .'ertnlnly just ns soon ns the first ilueblrd puts In nn appearance, says :he New York Kvening Snu. It conies with the coming of the dandelions nnd t lingers throughout the pleasant lays of early spring, nnd whether it is n disease or only a balancing of :lie books sort of physical correlative of spring housccleanlng, It Is a mighty uncomfortable state. Old-fashioned loctors, who put their faith In herbs ased to prescribe yellow puceoon, nn 3ld plant whose more pretentious name Is Ilydrnstlc Caudennis, for that restlessness nnd fever that comes with the Inst days of March. The root of It Is the thing. It Is flue, utmost frlngy, of a bright golden yellow, nud when fresh dug has a strongly nar ?ot!c smell. Drying changes nil that. The dried root Is fragrant enough for i sachet. Indeed few odors nre tweeter and more grateful to weak nerves aud stomachs. The taste Is Intensely bitter uot a nauseous bit ter, but tonic, with n clean bite, nnd 1 most refreshing nfter-tnste. Medi cally, the root is nt once a tunic, al ternative, laxative and diuretic. No wonder It wns sovereign for sore uiouths which nre nothing more than nature's advertisements that the whole digestive tract Is sadly out of kilter. But It Is In the spring vegetables that the natural remedies nnd tonics are most successfully disguised. You mny uot know It, but when you begin to long for crisp salads that Is only nature's little way of getting you to take your dose of Iron and sulphur nnd phosphates which she has pre pared, ready for the demand. The doses nre pleasant, but they lire ef ficient for all thnt. Since thnt spring fever comes with the dandelions, it is easy to see that there Is a connection between the two. No mutter how you have lived through the winter, whether lavishly or spar ingly, there Is certain to tie much thnt needs remedying, nnd the remedy Is sure to be at hand If only you know how to recognize It. In dandelions there Is tho cure for dyspepsia und for that lack of appetite that proves the system Is out of order. Spring onions, radishes nnd lettuce are all great natural medicines. ' Watercress, especially of the brouzed variety. Is one of the best of the list. Your blood Is out of order. You must have a dose of iron und sulphur to correct it, nnd behold the cress offers it in beautiful dls-Mse. You mny take it crisp and fresh es a relish with bread und butter; you may take It ns a salad, or as a soup. Wutercres-j soup Is of the best. Spinach ought to put lu a frequent appearance on the tuble. It contains more Iron than almost any other vege table or fruit aud offers It In a most agreeable form. Eaten frequently, (plnach is sure to Improve n muddy complexion, through Its work of ton ing up the system. But spinach, like every other sort of greens, needs thorough nnd vigorous treatment lu preparing It for cooking. There nre few things more discouraging than t dish of spinach, Iuferlaide3 with grit. The vegetable should be picked over carefully, theu washed in hot water before It is put through the lulisequent baths in cold water. When It Is very clean und you know It Is very clenn, shake It from the last water and put It over to cook. Not one drop of water need be added beside thnt which has clung to the leaves, for the spinach will supply its owu mois ture i'nst enough to keep from burn ing. The Incredulous may put a table spoonful of water In the bottom of tho kettle, just to euse their own minds, but none is uceded. Cover the kettle, aud when done, you will have a most delicious dish of spinach. Onions should be eaten plentifully during the spring. Those crisp little top onions eaten with bread nud but ter at bedtime do much toward en couraging sound slumbers. Onions nre really a Hue nerve tonic. There Is much sense In eating eggs during the spring, for In them we have n needed dose of sulphur. Ithubnrb is but another e:;hor!atlon to eat of the things lu season. It Is nn inexpensive nud thoroughly whole some article of diet that ieuds Itself to many delicious preparations. Ithu burb pie, rhubarb tarts nud rhubarb Jelly are among the uuuilier. Sorrel and green mercury nre two herbs that nre little appreciated, but the one Is most valuable In bilious disorders, while the other Is a good nutl-scorbiitic. Both may be used many ways in cooking. The point of the lesson nature strives to teach Is, after nil, eat of the things In season. There is au nl most eerie sympathy between all liv ing things. The old-time herblst be lieved this most truly, and In the root or precious Inner bark of herbs he found those healing remedies thut the plants hud stored up for maybe Just such purposes. At the time nud nt the place where oue particular remedy niuy bo lu great demand, there the herb supplying It will be found grow Ing. You do uot find blackberries ripening in April. There Is no need for them theu, but In their own time they huve a most beneflclul effect upon the digestion. But In tho spring, It Is the spring onion, the cress, dan delion aud spinach thnt the system de mands aud they are reudy to respond to the call. Life Lines. Women believe a whole heap they don't kuow. aud they know a whole heap they don't believe. If a woman takes the trouble to bate you, you've alwuys got a fighting chance. Men really need very tender hand ling. Scratch them und you may find the brute. " Tho wise man regrets nothing in life but the pleasures he has missed. There will be time enough after death to regret the pleasures he enjoyed. There is oue real good thiug in life, and that is work; but there Is another so like It thut you seldom know the difference, nnd that Is when a woman works you. New York Herald. .- HISTORY OF HOSPITALS. Those of Ancient Times, If There Wert Any, Not Like Tn-May's. The Institution of the hospital ns we know It nt the present day, with its regulations nnd rules, did not exist In the earliest times, nevertheless houses or establishments for the reception of the sick cnu be traced back to the early Jewish period. The earliest of these were known ns Beth flolem, or houses of the sick: such n Beth Ho- loin was Betli-sMHiln, famous In the New Testament Scrlplures. This In stitution was supported by voluntary contributions, ns the word "Saldn" charity naturally expresses These hospitals were mostly situated round n pool, the waters of which were consid ered to be ofllenclous for vnrlous dis eases, especially gout nud rheumatism. According to the-writer, tho attendants In charge of these establishments were, ns we know from the Scriptures (John v. 2-i I, expected to help the patients Into the water. This kind of institu tion may lie looked upon as the foun dation of hospitals. They were, how ever, usually of n very primitive con struction, mostly consisting of a few wooden huts. In ancient Egypt hospitals were un known, the sick being mostly n-ttended to In their owu homes, or, In the case of the very poor, nt the various tem ples In the city to which they belonged. The Greeks, however, nppenr to have been better supplied with institutions of this kind. Pinto says that there ex isted In various parts of the country shelter houses for tho sick. These in stitutions were, as Thucydldes has ob served, supplied with nttendants. who waited upon the sick. It has been as serted thnt the nnclenls had no such attendants, because no pagan would wait upon n stranger In cases of sick ness: this, however, seems to be con tradicted by the well-known case of the Sainnrltnn (Luke v. 30-.1."). Here wns a man who hnd been attacked by thieves, left by his owu countrymen, nnd, moreover, priests, to die by the wayside, who was seen by a man of a country with whom his own kindred were nt enmity. The foreigner seeing the man from .Tuden In trobule, not only nttended him. but even helped hlui to mount his own ass. Many In stances of a similar kind could be cited from ancient authorities. It Is probable thnt the best hospitals of an tiquity were those established In Home. For some years It was doubted whether the Romans had such Institutions, hut a large tablet which wns discovered near Plncenzn, dated In the relfti of Trajan, hns shown that not only did they possess such Institutions, but thut they were actually endowed. One of the earliest hospitals ou record was probably that fonnded by Valens in Caesaren between the years 370 and 3S0. A. D.-Londou Physician and Sur geon. A Custom on the Wane. One ot the Euglish customs started lu the later years of the nineteenth ceutury made itself so great a tax upon society that it will find Its proper level with the dawn of the new cen tury. 'I allude to at-home days, says the London Dnlly Mail. The popular ity nnd usefulness of these reception occasions is not to be gainsaid, but in most houses now tha weekly day has given place lu a great measure to n fortnightly or monthly nt home, und visitors who call on other occasions are not cold-shouldered as they were three or four years ago. whtn the ven ture to pay one's devoirs on n not-at-home day wns treated as If It were a breach of social etiquette. Matters nre being compromised just ns they should be, for while it Is very convenient to a friend who lives nt a distance to feel sure she will find her hostess at home upon a given day, It is annoying to the nearer neighbor not to be able to fit In her visits when she likes, and this she tuny do now, says up-to-date etiquette. Vlutorln Cross Comparatively Hare. Taking Into account the facts that the South African war has now lasted for sixteen mouths, and that over n quarter of a million men have been employed on our side, thirty-nine Vic toria Crosses, the number granted up to the present date, Is not excessive, nud it need uot be feared that the value of the decoration will' not be maintained. During the Russinn war, when the cross was instituted, some seventy were distributed, nnd though this wur lasted roughly two years, the number of British troops engaged was much smaller than on the present oc casion. The Indian mutiny was also fcrlili in individual nets of heroism, for which the cross was awarded. A cross was some thirty years ago giveu for an net of gallantry In rescuing some soldiers from drowning lu the Indian Ocean. This is the only In stance of Its being earned except under fire in Hie presence of the enemy, nnd it is likely to remain so. London Chronicle. , Victoria's Many CotlelilMreli, liven more numerous than Victoria's grandchildren nud great-grnudcliildii u are her godchildren, who belong to every rank In life nnd almost to every nation. Many huudreds of times did the Queen stand as sponsor, often per sonally, but of late years by proxy, to the children of those of her subjecis in whom she took an especial interest. One of the moat recent occasions wuii on the birth of Major Denuo-Denne's posthumous child, born withlu a few days after his father's death ut the battle of Elandslnagte. lu the pages of Debrett will bo found many Albert Victors aud Victorias, but before the Queen came to the throno you might have searched the country through to find n man or boy called eilher Victor or Albert. London Chronicle. 1'iisiT 1'or the Teaouer. . A teacher In a downtown school has been endeavoring to teach proper pro nunciation to her pupils. Anioug the words considered was "mamma," which she told them should always be accentuated on the last -syllable. The next day, lu her hnguago lesson, she put the .following scutcuce ou the board, asking how It should be yunc tuuted: f'Oh maiiimn see my pittty flowers!" Immediately the bnd boy lu tho buck of the room raised his bund. "Well, Samuel," said the teach, er encouragingly. "Yer wants ter put a cumuli ufter mamuiuh," snhj the youngster, giving the broad "n" with, an emphasis which convnlsed tim wliolh class with laushler.f-I'Ulladel' iilihi Itecord, . WHEN FATHER SHAVES HIS FACE. When father slinvcs his stubbly face At nine on Sunday morn. There nlwnys steals upon the place A feeling of forlorn. An awful stillness settles down On nil the human race; It's like a funeral in town When father shaves his face. He gets the rnror from the sliclf And strops it nn nnd down: And mutters wildly to himself, And throws us nil n frown. We dnre not look to left or right, Or breathe in any case; K'en mother lias to tiptoe quite When father shaves his fnce. He plasters lather everywhere, And spots the wiuilnw pane; But mother says she doesn't care, , She'll clean it off nRiiin. She tries to please In in nil she pan. To save us from disgrace; For he's nn awful nervous man When father shaves his face. We try to sit like mummies there, And live the orclenl through; And hear that rssor rip nnu tear, And likewise father, too. Anfi if it slips and mit his chin, We jump and nuit the place; No power on earth ran keep us in If father cuts his faee. Joe Cone, in tho New York Herald PITH AND POINT. lie "Are you Interested in poetry?'' She "Oh, yes, Indeed: I never mlsa reading the street car advertise ments." Philadelphia Itecord. Miss Bennsby "Perhaps you have not rend nil of Omar Khayyam?" Mrs. Porkchopp "Perhaps not. Has he written anything recently?" Puck. The Justice "I don't remember ever seeing you before." The Accused "No, your Honor; you see. yon don't, belong to our set." Boston Transcript. The blindest man is one in church Who tinileth out too Inte He hasn't got a cent, when they Begin to pass the ulnte. Philadelphia Record. Customer "Waiter, It is nearly half nn hour since I ordered that turtle soup." Walter "Sorry, sir; but you know how slow turtles nre, sir." Tit-Bits. Impecunious Lover "be mine, Amanda, nud you will be treated like an nngel." Maiden "Yes, 1 suppose so. Nothing to eat nud less to wear. No, I thank you." Whnt-To-Ent. She weighed him in the balance. Then answered him quite fin n let You're weighed and found wanting A balance in the bank." Chicago Daily News. Miss Qulzzer (who wants to know everything) "Now. what do you con sider to be the most curious thing you ever saw, professor?" Trofessor Trot ter "A woman, madam." Harlem Life. "The boy," concluded the oculist, "Is color blind." "Then what do you think we should put him atV'V "Well, what's tho matter with making an impressionistic painter of him?" Philadelphia Times. "Oh, where are you going, my pret ty mold?" "I nm going to church, kind sir," she said. "What do you there, I would ask, pretty maid?" "I pray, and I think up new linls," she said. Detroit Free Press. "Oh, Miss Stone!" the undesirable suitor pleaded, "If you would ouly give me the least encouragement." "That's what I nm doing, Mr. De Trow," re plied the haughty beauty. "Good day." Philadelphia Press. Drug Clerk "I've been docked a week's salary for making a mistake and killing a man. Lend me $.", won't you?" Friendly Policeman "Couldn't possibly. I've just beeu suspended for a week for killing another oue." New York Weekly. Assistant "I think we have all the portraits hung except this one of An drew Carnegie. Where shall we put hlui?" Chief (of hanging committee) "Just above tha-Duke of Wellington. A steel king outranks nn Irou duke." Baltimore Auierlcnn. Light aa a Curative Agent. An important paper deellug with the curative action of light has been recently presented to the Academie des Sciences by Dr. P. tinrnnult. A number of definite cases ure cited in which It seems difficult to ascribe the allevlutlon or cure to nny agency other than light, or, at least, radiant energy. For example, a lamp of fifty caudle power, provided with a silvered para bolic reflector, wns applied to eight cases of muscular or articular rheu matism of average gravity, aud of sev eral years' stuudiug, und lu all these cases a marked nud apparently per manent Improvement was obtained at the end of three to twelve operations. Chronic catarrh of the nose was also treated with uuceess by the applica tion of light accompanied by vibratory massage, und lu twelve cases of deaf, uess the uppllcutlon of light alone brought about good results. Dr. tier, nault's attention was first drawn to this subject by M. Trouve, who ob served a workman atlllctcd by rheu matism was completely cured by re maining In the vicinity of uu luteiise nrc-llg'ut for au electric fountain, and, subsequently, thut lu works employ ing electric soldering, in which there Is ii great effulgence of light, work men hud eeaseu ti be ntlilctcd by such diseases as rheumatism nud gout. Bundle Fooled on the Ftpcs. Saudlo Macphersou was a soldier iu an Euglish regiment, which luuded iu India' on Christmas Day. Saudlu was longing to beur a "braid Scot's" tongue. Suddenly his face lighted up as he beard the bagpipes npprouchlug. "Uude be praised," quoth be to his comrade; "there's a Scots regiment here. Muybe the Gordous or tho Black Watch." ' ., . Hound the corner swept, the pipers, and Bundle's eyes bulged aud his jaw dropped a he saw, luit braw kilted laddies, but active little black-faced Goordhas. "The Black Watch with a veugo ance!" luugbed his comrade, gleefully. Sundie didn't know that all Uoorkha regiments hud their pipers. - Loudon Spure Moments. Ylant Covered tUvsrs. Explorers of some of the head wat er aud tributaries of the Nile say that many of these streams are completely covered by a growth of papyrus nnd other plants, two or three feet a thickness above , the. surface' of tho water. The growth does not Inter fere with the flow of water underneath It, but it eftYcluully slops navigation, by small boats. Sometimes a heavy flood will break the vegetation uwuy, but It upeedlly grows ajaiu. , .