4- Published Every Thursday. B. W. Peck, Editor. McCONNELLSBURG, PA. , Thursday, Dec. 20. 1900. Published Weekly. 1.00 per Annum in Advance. ADVIRTTHIRO RATRH. Per square of line It times Jl no. Per nqunre enoh fttitaefyient Insertion .... fio. All advertisement!! Inserted for lcsa thun three month oearged by the xqunre. 8 mon, flmon. I yr. One-fourth column JIMK fc.i.uS ijwT.oa One-hnlf enluiun tis.oo. 4(1.(0. ni.iki. One Column 4Q.I10. fift.ou. 75 (i, NothlnK Inserted for less thun fl, Professional Cards one year lit. Tlie Old Folks' Longing. Don't go to the theatre, loci are or bull, Hut stay in your room to-night, Deny yourself to tho friends that call, And a pood, long letter write Write to the sad old folks at home, Who sit, when the day is done, With folded hands and downcast eyes. And think of the absent one. Don't selfishly scribble, "Excuse my haste, I've scarcely tho time to write," Lest their brooding thoughts wander back To many a by-gono night, When thoy lost their needed Bleep and rest, And every breath was a prayer That God would leuve their little babe To thoir tender lovo and care. Don't let them feel that you've no more need Of their lovo and counsel wise, For the heart grows strongly sensitive When age has dimmed the eyes. It might be well to make them believe You never forget them quite That you deem it a pleasure when far away Long letters home to write. Don't think that the young and giddy friends Who make your pastime gay, Have half tho anxious thoughts for you That the old folks have to-day. The duty of writing do not put off; Let sleep or plea sure wait, Lest the letter for which they waited long, Be a day or an hour too late. For the sad old folks at homo, With locks fast turning white, Are longing to hear from the absent one, So write them a letter to-night. Queer Street Car Line. In Henderson ville, N. C, is a novel street car line, described by the New York Herald. The track extends from tho resi dence of Mr. Hickous, who owns it, to the depot a distance of a mile and a half. The following rules are printed and tacked up in the car: "1. Passengers are requested not to hang their feet on the benches in front of them. "2. No drumming is allowed in tho car. "3. Invalids and all helpless persons are required to have a guardian. "4. Passongersmust not squirt tobacco juice on tho benches. "5. No passenger can bring more than one piece of baggage without extra charge" There is but ono car, and its construction is unique, consist ing of a plank floor, a shed or top and no back, sides or front, the top being supported by two stout posts. The car contains four wooden benches, the two front ones having their backs to the driver and the two rear ones fac ing him. The car is drawn by two very small mules and the driver is u white man, a typical Southern la borer, wearing exceedingly shab by clothes and a very broad brim med hat of coarse straw. The car meets all incoming and outgoing trains, of which there are two of each per day, and be tween train times it will call for any one living on tho car lino and wait any length of time not ex ceeding an hour. There is only one curve in the track. The driv er invariably has to got out and push the car around it. On a re cent occasion a very fat woman was tho solo passengor, and she was forcod to got out until the car was assisted around tho curve. Now is tho time when croup and lung troubles prove rapidly fatal. The only harmless remedy that produces immediate results is Ono Minute Cough , Curo. It is very pleasant to take and can be relied upon. to quickly cure toughs, colds ana ali lung ais xis. It will prevent consump V' 'Trout's Drufj Store. IIV HK.V. lll(illKIKI.I). I 1 ilicmncrt that the ureal Judgment morning hnd (liiwneil. And Itml. aloud the trumpet hud blown, I (lrcHiiii d tlutl Mm nations had cathered To Juili'iunnt heroie the w hite throne. From the throne eiime a lirluhl Milnlntf nnitel And stood on .the land and the sea, And Maid with his hand raised to heaven That time wus no longer to lie. Cm i, oh! what weeping and walllnK When the lost were told of their fate, They cried for the rocks and the mount nliis, f They prayed hut thrlr prayers were too lute. H The rich man was there, hut his money Hart melted and vanished away; Proper ho stood in the Judgment, Ills debt was too heavy to pay. Tho irrent man was there, but his greatness Was left far behind; The anii'l that opened the reeorrt, Not a trace of his (.'rcutness could Hurt. 3 The widow was there, and the orphan, lort heard and remembered their cries; No sorrow In heaven, forever, 'lort wipes all (ears from their eyes. The Kiimhler w as there, and the drunkard, And the men ho had sold them thelrdrlnk The people w ho (rave them their license Together In hell they did sink. 4 Tho moral man came to the Judgment. Hut his sclf-rltfhteous rutfs would not do: The men who had cruellled Jesus, Hud passed ns moral men too. The soul that had put oil salvation "Not to-nlnht I'll iret saved by unrt by, No time now to think of salvation" Hut at last they had found time to die. Tells of His Biggest Fish, "Tho biggest fish I ever caught, ' began the story teller, a. scholar lylookiug party who evidently knew more about schoolbooks than llybooks "Got away, interrupted a thin faced little man with a nose like a shingle. "I'm uo liar," the story teller llared up. "This is a true story and I'm popared to swear to it. It was in tho year '80, when we had the hottest Summer " "I didn't know tho Summer of 80 was so very hot," said a man in a weat her-beaten straw hat. "If all you didn't know," said tho story toller "was piled on top of you you 'd be flatter than a flounder and deader than amack eral. As I was saying, in the Summer of '80 a party of us went to Upper Canada on a fishing ex pedition. It wasn't hot up there a little bit. On tho contrary, it was so cold that the ice froze the first night we got there." "Gosh!" exclaimed the little man with a shingle nose. "As I was saying," said the story teller, showing genuine gameness, "it froze the first night we got to our fishing ground but we went out the noxt morn ing just tho same, and I hadn't beeu fishing more than fifteen minutes when I got a bite that I thought was going to pull the boat under. Let go of my rod and it went a shooting through the water, but I soon got it again and tho fight over the water and under it began in earnest. I hadn't been fishing for a long time and was nervous as the dickens but I had some sense left, and I didn't intend to lot that fish get away if I could help it. I was so excited that I never did know how long I tusseled with it, but in time I landed him in the boat, and ho Avas the biggest one I ever caught in my life. I was so ex " "How much did ho weigh?" eagerly inquired the man in a straw hat, as he drew up close to tho story teller. "Exactly half a pound, said tho story teller, as serious as a ser mon. "You think you are dorn smart don't you?" spiffed tho little man with tho shingle nose, as ho got up aud walked outsido whero.ho could get more breathing room. Washington "Star." The Century in a Nutshell. This century received from its predecessors the horse; wo bej queath tho bicycle, tho locomo tive, tho motor car and tho auto mobile. We received tho goose quill aud bequeath tho typewriter. Wo received the scythe and bequeath the mowing machine. We received the hand printing press; wo bequeath the cylinder press. Wo received the printed can vas; wo bequeath lithography j photography and color photo graph. Wo received tho hand loom; we bequeath tho cotton and woolen factory. Wo received the tallow dip; wo bequeath tho electric lamp. Wo received the galvanic battery; we bequeath tho dyna mo. ) DEATH IN TILE VIAL. THE FIFTH TABLET CARRIED A DOSE THAT WAS FATAL. Mhy the Doctor Unit a Premonition That MUfortnn Ilnil Overtaken a Wenlthr Planter How the Storr of the Crime Leaked Ont. Tho Btory was told by a police com missioner of n notlior city who was In New Orion tin recently on a visit. "The most Ingenious murder I ever knew anything about," he wild, "was committed by a younfi physician. He ivns a rising practitioner at a plneo where I formerly lived, and, with your permission, 1 will speak of him simply ns Ir. Smith. "About n dozen years ago, ns nearly as I remember, this young man went on a visit to a relative In a neighbor ing city, and one afternoon, on the third or fourth day of his stay, ho startled a lady member of the house hold by remarking thnt ho 'had a feel ing' that some misfortune hnd over taken a wealthy planter whom they both knew very well, and whom I will call Colonel Jones. The colonel was a prominent resident of tho doctor's home town nnd hnd a large outlying estate, which he wns In the habit of visiting once a week. "On the day of Smith's singular pre monition he wns on one of those tours of Inspection, but fnlled to come bnck, nnd the following morning his corpse was found lying In a cornfield. lie had evldenty been dead about 24 hours, nnd from the nppenrnnce of the body seemed to have Iwen seized with some sort of fit or convulsion. "Of course tho affair created a great stir, and the police made a pretty thorough Investigation, but the only thing they found thnt merited any special attention was a small, round vial in the dead man's vest pocket. It was about the diameter of a lead pen cil by four Inches long, and had orlg InaJly contained a couple of dozed medicinal tablets, which, lying one on top of the other, tilled the little bottle to the cork. A few still remained In the bottom. "Upon Inquiry It was learned with out trouble that the tablets were a harmless preparation of soda, nnd that Jones himself hnd bought them at a local drug store. Thnt ended suspicion In thnt quarter, and, for lack of any thing better, tho coroner returned a verdict of death from sunstroke. There wns no autopsy. "Some time nfter Jones had been burled," continued tho police commis sioner, "I learned accidentally of Dr. Smith's curious prophecy, nnd It set mo to thinking. Eventually I evolved a theory, but It was Impossible at the time to sustain It with proof, and for five or six years I kept It pigeonholed In my brain, waiting for something to happen. Meanwhile, to everybody's surprise. Dr. Smith went to the dogs, lie began by drinking heavily, grad ually lost his practice, aud finally skipped out to avoid prosecution for cashing a fnke draft After his flight I learned enough to absolutely confirm my theory as to .Tones' death. What had really happened was this: "Dr. Smith owed the old man a con siderable sum of money nnd had given a note, upon which he had forged his father's nnme as lndorser. The plann er wns pressing him for payment and had threatened suit, which meant In evitable exposure. One day, while they were conversing, Jones pulled out a little glass vial nnd swallowed one of the tablets It contained, remarking thnt he took one daily, after dinner, for sour stomach. "That suggested a diabolical scheme of assassination, which the doctor pro ceeded to put Into execution. Repair ing to his olllee, he made up a duplicate tablet of strychnine, nnd, encountering the colonel next day, asked him to let him have the vial for a moment, so he could copy tho address of the makers from tho label. "Jones handed It over unsuspecting ly, and while his attention wns brleily diverted elsewhere Smith put In the prepared tnblet. Uo placed It under the top four, thus making It reason ably certain thnt his victim would tnko It on the fifth day from that date. Next morning he left town, so ns to be far away when tho tragedy was consummated, nnd some mysterious, uncontrollable Impulse evidently led him to make the prediction thnt first excited my suspicion. "When I made certnln of nil this, I locnted Smith In Oklahoma nnd wns on the point of applying for an extradi tion warrant when he anticipated mo by contracting pneumonia and dying. I thereupon returned the case to Its mental pigeonhole, where It has re mained ever since." "I'ardon me for asking," said one of tho listeners, "but Is that really a tni'j Btory, or are you entertaining us with Interesting fiction?" "It is absolutely true," replied tho narrator. "Hut how did you learn the particu lars?" "Well," said the police commissioner, smiling, "Smith was like most clever criminals ho had one weak spot. lie was fool enough to tell u woman, f-'lio blubbed." New Orleans Times-Democrat. Ate Coume Dinnem. A woman just arrived from Aus tralia was recently negotiating with un ngent In London for u house in one nf tho newer districts of Kenslugtou. She asked If It was a nice neighbor hood. "It Is thoroughly desirable, madum," replied the house agent. "They are without exception soup and fish families." It Is not correct to say that a girl "renders" a song. If she lives long enough to become of some use In the world, she may some day render lard, but she can't render a soug. Atchison Slobe. "If I walk backward down tho cellar stars in tho dark I'll see my future husband." "Nouseuse: you'll be more likely to Hoe our family sur geon." Cardinal Manning met 6ne day a drunken Irishman on a Lonnon street, and said! "Pat rick, I have joined tho temper auco society." "Perhaps your reverence needed it," was Pat rick's reply. JSr J.- Overcoats for MEN as low as 3.i!:; with capes for BOYS, only i?l.!0. Men's Overcoats in light grays and lino blacks. Men's STORM OVERCOATS with big collars. Wo still have some MEN'S SUITS at 2. 50, frl.50, t.7r, &c. Underwear. Men's Underwear-extra heavy, lleece-hued. Women's Underwear, llcece lined, and Union Suits. Children's Underwear, in Sin gle, and Union Suits. Overshoes. Blankets. 10-1 Gray Blankets, heavy weight 03 cents. All wool blankets in gray, red and white. HORSE BLANKETS from 75 cents up. LAP ROBES from 1.25 to 5.00. Men's and Boys' heavy winter Caps, and a thousand and one other articles at very low prices. XXXXXCOXXXOOOCOXX)OOCX0 Just Saved His Life. It was a thrilling escape that Charles Davis of Bowerston, 0., lately had from a frightful death. For two years a severe lung troub le constantly grew worse until it seemed he must die of Consump tion. Then ho began to uso Dr. King's New Discovery and lately wrote: "It gave instant relief and effected a permanent curo." Such wonderful cures havo for 25 years, proven its power to cure all Throat, Chest and Lung troubles. Price 50c and 1.00. Every bottle guaranteed. Trial bottles free at W. S. Dicksou's Drug Store. A (irl of Sense. The National Temperance Ad vocate tells of tho sensible decis ion of a sensible English girl. Some months ago she camo over here to marry a young man to whom she was affianced in Eng land, and who had come to this country two years before. She was to marry him at tho home of a friend of her mother's with whom she was stopping. During tho time she wns making up her Avedding cutlit, lie camo to see her one evening, when she smell -ed liquor upon his breath. She was shocked. She then learned for tho first thno that lie was in tho habit of drinking moderately. She immediately ""stopped her preparations, uaud told him she couldn't marry hi in, He protest ed that she would drive him to distraction, promised never to drink another drop, etc. "No," sho said, "I dare not trust my happiness to a man who has formed such a habit. I came three thousand miles to marry a man I loved, and now.rather than marry a drunkard, I will go three thousand miles buck again. " And sho went. It was tho only safe course to pursue. A girl whro marries a young fellow who tj'p ples ever so moderately assuimos an awful risk. That risk mmy a girl has thoughtlessly taken., and then suffered untold agonies for years to pay for her fMlly. When perusing news tfnatter in this paper don't forget. ho adver tisements of our lij business men. You can save,' your sub scription many timts a year by watching the advertisements and taking advantage tf tho bargains offered. JOHNSTON; 1 r I - .: " -V - Men's Over shoos in tine Buckle-Arctic, Alaska, Clotli lined aud self acting Sandals. Many persons have had the ex perience of Mr. Peter Sherman of North Stratford, N. II., who says, "For years I suffered tor ture from chronic indigestion, but Kodol Dyspepsia Curo made a well mau of mo." It digests what jrou eat and is a certain cure for dyspepsia and every form of stomach trouble. It gives relief at once even in tho worst cases, and can't help but do you good. Trout's Drug Storo. Hit l'rayed for Snakes. A friend sends this bit of ex perience, which ho calls a chapter from the lifo of one of tho most useful ministers who ever preach ed iu Southern Ohio: There resided in a village a family consisting of a father and three sons who often laughed to scorn the pious, if eccentric.miu istor. One Sunday ono of the boys was bitten by a rattlesnake, and it was thought that the bite would cause his death; tho minister was hurriedly sent for. Tho minister promptly respond ed, and upon entering the room where tho young man lay found him very penitent. Then calling in tho family, tho minister knelt down and prayed in this wise: "O Lord, wo thank tlieo for the. rattlesnakes. Wo thank theo be cause a rattlesnake Has bitten Jim. Wo pray theo to send a rattlesnako tobito 3ohn; send one to bite Bill; and., O Lord,seud the biggest kind of a rattlesnake to bite tho oli mau for nothing but rattlesnakes will ever bring the Beuvo'r family to repentance." n Dyspepsia Cure Digests what you eat. It artificially digests the food aud aids Nature la HtrenKtbsnlng and recon structing the exhausted digestive or pans. It lathe latest dlscovereddlgest ant and tonic. Ho other preparation can approach It In etucleucy. It In stantly relieves and permanently cures Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Heartburn, Flatulence, Sour Stomach, IJauoca, Biclc Headache, Gastralgia.Crampsand all other results of imperfect digestion. PrlceGAc. and II. LarueilecontMni 34 tlmm tiualtalM. hook allabomdyipepiUJUtltatrtn Prpard ky e. C bWlTT CO., Cbleaoo. Trout' DrtiK Store. ( . . .-. - .... mmm 6 K fv pi u IS l K JOH OOOOOCOXXXCKDXOOOO0'0OOOeG5 Lndles' Copes In Cloth, Plush,' Fur aud Coif. Ladies' Jackets Fu r lined prices never so low. Our Large Store Room proved to bo too small, and we have been com pelled to fit up an ad joining room for Ladieg' Wraps. Ladies' and Chil dren's Underwear.Fas cinators, Toques and Ladies'Fur Collarettes, Scarfs and MulTs. Ask to see THESE GOODS. Wo want to call your attention to our Line of Shoes, NONE BETTER in Fulton county. ....-V-- ,,v,.. V ; . . v. J Children's School Shoes from 8H to !)8 cents. Men's Shoes in Kidgo, Russian Calf, Seal (high top), Calf, Patent Leather and Enameled. Boots from 1.50 to 2.75. Men's and Boys' Felt r.twts from 1.08 to 2.50. Elegant lino of Ladies' Dress Goods from 13c to tino Henriettas. A full lino of French I'limiiels 50 inches wide, at 00 cents. . Children's Suits, 2 piece and 8 piece suits, with short pants. All sizes. A beautiful line of ladies' and children's llandorcliiofs from 2c to 1.00 each in cotton, fancy borders, Japanese .silk and linen. NSTON. XXXXXOXXOOO0OCCC'00C)Cl IvAlf Cannot L Push i Tree." $ s You cannot drive purchasers x to any particular store. You can win them by convincing arguments. A convincing argument at X tractively displayed in the ad vertising columns of this paper, will reach the eyes of hundreds of buyers in this community. There is no perseverance in the world equal to that a woman will show in working for her church or in removing a freckle. Tho most effectivo little liver pills made are DeWitt's Little Early Risers. Thoy never gripe. Trout's Drug Storo. According to Prof Henry, the work horsos should be supplied with two pounds of food daily to each ono hundred pounds of live weight. Of this, ten to eighteen pounds, according to the severity f tho labor, should be grain in some form. Tho heavy feed should come at night, when the animal has plenty of timo for masticating and digesting his food. The minister was at dinner with tho Chaftio family. Johnny spoko up and said: "Can a church whistle?",, "Why do you ask, Johnny J"' asked tho clergyman, kindly. , "Because Fa owes 12 back pew rent and he says he is going to let tho church whistle for it. After tho clergyman had taken his departure there was a vocal solo by Johnny. Some people are willing to be good if paid for it, and others are good for nothing. mm ft i5J actios' livery Day shoes nt 1.00. Ladies' Every Day shoes, leather lineil.SI.L'o. Ladies Every Day shoes, full stayed hack, solid throughout (War ranted) 1.50. Ladies' Kidgo shoes Kid lined. "i?- watc1'. 1.75. CHURCH niKKCTOKV. Preshytkkian Kov. V. A. We D., Pastor. , Sabbulh school, 11:1"). Preaching service -cm h alln Sunday morning counting from 12th, nt 10:.-!0, and every Su evening at 7:.'(0. Junior Christian Knilciivor at -Christian Kndeavor at 11:00, Prayer meeting Wednesday cv ut 7:00. Methodist Episcopal Uev. II Ash, Pastor. Sunday school at i:.'0 a, m. Preaching every oilier Sunday ii ing, counting from Auyiiit 1-tl '0:.'i0 and every Sunday evenii 7:00. Epworth League at l:00i. m. Prayer meeting Thursday eve at 7:00. United PitEsnYTEUiAS-ricv. .h Orovo, Pastor' Sunday school at !):M a. Preaching every Sunday nmrn 10:30, and every other Sunday J ing counting from August V, at Tho alternate SaWmth eveuin used by tho Young People's ( tian Union at 7:00 p. in. Prayer meeting Wednesday ev. at 7 :ui). EVAXUEUCAL LUTHKKAN-ReV. Wolf, Pastor. Sunday school (1:15 a. m. Christian Endeavor at "f Wednesday evening 1'i'ayer nm at 7:00. Preaching morning and event; ery other .Sunday, dating cemher !), 11 Mil). nKKOllMKD-Uev. C. M. Sllilh' tor. Sunday school at !:'! '" Christian Endeavor at ! Wednesday evening prayer w at 7:00. B An imperfect skK is always caused bj g bad blood. Remove 1 1 blood. How.'n incr the blood puw. I that has stood the k jor miny yij Unfofisltifl: ftareapagli n.i.nr RnTTLB- has thousands (mann V For Sale ufTiuui'" lu' SU