FULTON COUNTY NEWS. Published Every Thursday. 13. W. PfcCK, Editor. McCONNELLSBURG, PA. Thursday, July 26, 1900. Published Weekly. 1.00 per Annum in Advance. AIIVICKTININII IIATKN. Per wiimri! of H Hubs 3 times (I N). Per fujuiirn eueh milNt,iiient Inxei-lion.... ri. All mlvprilniMiu'iil Inni-rled for Il-hh thitu threft monlhn oimii-kihI by the Kuut-e. (iin-rturth column.... Onp-hiilf column i ne Column H mils. (linos. I yr. . . .ir.(i. fjo.im. , . . . 40.IHI. . . .. iii.M. rws. . (SO.tHt. 7.MNI. Nothing Inserted Tor less thun II. I'rofi'HNlouul Curtis one yeur 95. RISK OF A HUS1NI.SS MAN. Notable Siicccsh of a Wind Man in New York City. People who happen to 1)0 on Fifth avenue, New York, between 7 and Hoclock every evejiing, re lates the Chicago lieeord, can see an old-fashioned carriage with two seats driven rapidly uptown. On the back seat sits an old gen tleman comfortably placed, well wrapjied up with furs and a slouch hat drawn down over his eyes. Beside him is.a young man with an oKn newspaper spread upon his knees and an electric lamp in his hand. His mouth is close to his compauions's ear, so that the latter can hear distinctly as he reads the evening papers above the rattle of the wheels of thousands of carriages aud de livery wagons over the rough stone pavement. Between (5 and 7 o'clock every morning the same sight may be witnessed by eople who get out so early. The old gentleman in the car riage is Charles Broadway Rouss, a blind man who has the largest wholesale notion store in New York City, and that is the way ho gets the news of the busy world, lie says he has no time to have the newspaiHjrs road to him ex cept whie ho is riding between home and his store. In 1805 Mr. Rouss came to New York from Winchester, Va., with $1.80 as his capital. Ho is row ouo of tho richest merchants :n that city and his wealth is esti mated all tho way from $3,000,000 to $20,000,000. Hanging in the most conspicuous place in his store, just where every one who enters can read it, is a framed card bearing this inscription. 1113 WHO BILT, OWNS AND OCUPIES THIS MARVEL OF BRIK, IRUN AND GRAN IT, 18 YEARS ACOWALKT THE STRETS OF NEW YORK PENILES AND $51,000 IN DET: ONLY TO PROVE THAT THE CAPITALISTS OF TO DAY WERE" POOR MEN 20 YEARS, AND THAT MANY A FELO FACING POVERTY TO DAY MAY BE A CAP ITALIST A QUATER OF A CENTURYIIENCE IF HE WILL PLUCK ADORNED WITH AM BITION BAKD BY ON ORBRITE WILL AL WAYS COMAND SUC ES EVEN WITHOUT THE ALM ITY DOLAR. Mr. Rouss always spells phon etically U) save time and labor. Auother sign, which discloses tho fundamental rules of his bus inesses seen in every di rection and ready: NET CASH DAY AFTER EXAMINATION NO DISCOUNT, which means that he always pays cash for everything ho buys the day that tho goods are delivered and neither gives nor asks dis counts. Another peculiarity of Mr. Rouss is to pay his employes every night. At the close of business, at H o'clock, winter and summer and everybody is ex jKtcted to work eleven hours a day tho clerks, jMirterB and oth ers on tho pay roll go to tho cash ier and receive thoir day's wages iu an envelope, so that when Mr. Rous? closes his store at night he owes no man a dollar. Ho is al ways tho first to arrive in tho moruing, and is found daily at his desk before 7. Ho is always the last, except tho watchman, to leave tho building at night, and although he is blind and has many millions of dollars, he puts in twelve hours of solul work six days in- the week. Anothor sign that is seen in every direction for Iho in forma- tion of his customers is: NOCKKIMT. ON I'i BfLL AT A TIME SIX DAYS OUR BEST TERMS, NEVER THIRTY. Mr. Rouss considers ouo week a sutticieut -time for all his cus tomers in the country to receive their purchases, and he expects the goods to be paid for as soon as they reach their destination. City customers are required to pay cash, lie told tne that ho burned his ledger eighteen years ago aud now carries on his enor mous business, amounting to millions a year, with only two bookkeepers, who simply record the purchases of out-of-town cus tomers aud credit them with the pay when it is received. "A fellow was fool enough to trust me when I first came to New York and I trusted others," said Mr. Rouss one day when I called upon him. "I smashed nil to pieces; owed $3I,(K)0,)aid it up dollar for dollar, never trusted anybody again aud never permit anybody to trust inc." Mr. Rouss' peculiar name is his trademark. Ho was born in Frederick, Md., clerked in a country store at Winchester, Va., came to New York with an ambi tion to emulate A. T. Stewart,got a stock of goods and opened a small shop on Broadway, but customers were slow iu coming and he painted a big sign, "Char les Broadway Rouss," to attract curiosity, which he boliwes was the foundation of his success in life. Overwork cost him hi eye sight, but he continues to manage his business and knows every thing that is going on iu his great store. I asked Mr. Rouss what he considered tho greatest of vir tues. "Honesty," ho replied; "that covers everything." "And what is the greatest of vices?" I asked. "Idleness that is the source of all vice; a busy man has no time to bo bad." Mr. Rouss is a practical phil anthropist and has given away large su m s of money. Be always gives a dollar to everybody who asks for aid or sends him a beg ging letter. "You would not want mo to print that fact," I suggested. "Why not?" "Because it would bring upon you multitudes of applicants for money." "Let them come. If a dishon est man robs nio he will suffer for it, not I; if I refuse a worthy man tho aid he needs, I will suf fer for it as well as he. I would rather give $10,000 to people who do not need it than refuse $1 to a man who does. THE LAST FARRAGUT VETERAN. A Curlisler's Invention. Mr. D. L. McDerniott, a veter an of tho Civil War, residing in Carlisle, is tho inventor of a new style of projectile which may compel governments to again re model their armies aud navies. Be is a man of a mechiauical turn of mind and devoted his leisure moments to devising a projectile which would excel all others in use. In this he was eminently successful. His invention con sists of a deep spiral rilling on tho rear of tho projectile and over this is placed a jacket of steel which fits very snugly. The powder charge which drives tho projectile straight for ward also gives it a rapid revolu ton by expending its force in the direction of the spiral rifling. At recent tests it penetrated 20 inches of Harveyizod steel and al most caused tho rejection of a largo government order. There is another form of projectile by tho same inventor which carries an additional charge of powder that is exploded by impact. During tho Spanish-American war the shells of the dynamite cruiser Vesuvius were made from Mr. MoDermott's plans at the Waterville, N. Y., arsenal and were used with telling e-ffoct, compressed air being used for I)wder. Mr. McDermott has allowed tho United States Gov ernment tho uso of his invention pending its patent, aud will give the United States tho preference for its purchase. Already sev eral European natious aro very anxious to possess it. Tho same principle of the new projectile can bo apiriied to rifle or revolv er bullets. Hon. F. E. Beltz hoover is Mr. McDermott's attor ney and is looking up his client's interests iu foreign countries while on his European trip. Car isle Herald. Fought With the Old Admiral at Mo bile Bay. Timothy MniTiiy, ejdof muster at arms on tho t'nltoil States ship Pennn coin, now Ktntlotiiil olT tho 1'nctlle con Mt, Ih the only fill h t cl mull now ill the unval Rcrvloo who wan with l-'nrra-Kill's licet iluriiiK the civil wnr. llo Is not iiiito fifty years of mko Horn In Ireland on November -I, ISTiO, he run awny to noil at the a)e of twelve, (inly n year later he enlisted In tho I'nlted Stnte:t Navy at I tost on as n eroiid-i hisH hoy, BcrvInK ut first on tho t'nilccl Slnteti liijf u to Niagara, and after I eeemU'r, l'SUl, on tho UiiKHhlp Hartford. He has a keetl remembrance, of Far rnu'iit at the battle of Mobile Hay on A twist 5, 1NII1. "When tho squadron Htarted lip tho bay," ho says, "tho old Admiral was In the port tnnln vimiUig with n ropu around his waist, so that he could lean over and see what the Hoot were doing. At tho moment the Ilrooklyn ran airrntind Captain Allen san! out 'Tor pedoes ahead! It was then tho Ad miral used the famous words: " 'Torpedoes bp d ill (Jive her four bells!' "iJurlriK tho entire notion In tho bay the Admiral whs sometimes on the poop ami sometimes In tho nilzzcn rlK gln. lie was. I assure you, a busy limn. "That ho was In constant dancer Is evident when you remember that the Hartford lost twenty-seven killed and twenty-five wounded. Only three of the olllcers who wore on the, whip that day remain In tho service (icncritl Ileywood, now oominiindlnif the Ma rino Corps; Admiral Wutsou, then a lieutenant, and Captain Whiting, then an ensign," PROTECTION OF SONG BIRDS. Consul General Dubois Describes the Swiss Methods. Consiil-Ceueral Ihihols, nt St. (Jail, has made a report to tho State Depart ment in regard to the methods pursued! In Switzerland for the protection of soiilt blnls, in which he suys: "Switzerland has not tunny feathered songsters, but those that do exist are carefully protected, not only by law, tint by the fostering: care of the people, particularly the Uermaii-xpcakiiiK poo pie of Switzerland. In lS7o a law was enacted prohibiting the trapping or klllliiK of song; birds or the robbing or molesting of their nests In any part of the Alpine Itopulillc. "As the seasons couie aud go the Swiss birds make their pilgrimage south, and In going and returning across the laud of Northern Italy and the Swiss canton of Tessln they are mercilessly pursued by hunters o' all ages aud classes. "One of the schemes Is to cover the limbs of trees ami the rocks, ami even tho telegraph wires, ulong tho lino of the bird migrations with u certain paste of such adhesive qualities that whenever the birds stop In their (light for rest or food they nre held helpless cnptlvcH. "Prlng the past year tho border po lice of Tessln captured and destroyed 13,000 bird traps set to Imprison these weary little flyers. Authorities are being urged to take the most rigorous measures to suppress the evil. The criminal courts are having many more bird law violation eases than formerly, and bird catching and killing crimes, which In former years were either overlooked or punished very slightly, nre now dealt with seriously. Bits of Information. According to chemical analysis, 13 parts of the flesh of fish have about the same nutritive value as 12 parts of boneless beef. The oldest Uorimin coal mines were first worked In 11115. They are near Worms. England did not begin to mine Its coal until the fourteenth century. The Klffel tower is being pUiuted with five shades of enamel pulnt. The summit and the dome ure to he a chrome yellow. The shades will grad uate to the pedestal, which will be of dark orange. Two coats will be re quired, and nearly fifty tons of euumel paint will be consumed. The famous clock In the Palais de Justice In Furls dates from 1U70. The curved figures of "Piety" und "Justice" und the angels supporting the royal coat of arms were executed by tier inHlne Pllou. A correspondent of the London Acad emy writes that u bookseller in a large provincial city discovered au assistant arranging four new copies of Walt Whitman's "Leaves of Uruss" on the shelves devoted to books on gardening. Shattering the Commandments. During au Interval of several min utes the editor and tho poet contem plated each other with implacable fury. "This is u poem on Spring, I pre sume," sneered the editor, at last. "Not only on Spring, but on both sides of the paper us well," shrieked tho poet, defiantly. Here tho editor rose und clutched the fellow by tho throat, frothing at tho mouth tho while. Detroit Journal. Cock of the .Walk. Mamma I'm glad to seo your play ing with good little hoys now. Tommy Yes'm. They ain't like tho other kind. I kin lick any one of these kidB If 1 wunt tor. Philadelphia PresB. John Jacob Astor has ordered an automobile carryall, which will run as a public stage between Rhineelift station, on tho Hudson River railroad, and Khi mil i iiY villmm, a distance of two ml!e-i. A movement is mi font among pas senger agents of all tho great rail roads of the country to give to every veteran of thu Civil War, at all times over every railroad half faro rates. Men are adopting the "shirtwaist" for Summer wear not cut like tho women's garment of that iiume, but the comfortable colored tdiirt, worn without suspenders but with a belt. Coat aud vest are discarded. THE HISTORY BOOK. How Milk and Water Can Be Made to Change Glasses. A pretty bit of selcntlllc recreation which comes In handily after dinner Is sometimes cnlled by the high sound ing title of "The Hevelige of tho Dnnl ndes," In allusion to the daughters of 1 Minims, who, as a punishment for their crimes, were condemned to for ever draw water with leaky vessels. Pill completely two glasses of ex actly the same size and shape, one with water, the other with milk. Stretch over the mouth of the glass containing the water a circular cover ing of tulle or other thin goods, some what linger than the glasses and pre viously moistened. Now smooth the lapping of the tullo ns closely to the glass as possible, and, holding the palm of tho right hand squarely to tho mouth of tho glass, seize the stem with the left nnd turn It quickly upside down, avoiding the entrance of air. Next slide tho right hand softly away from underneath, and, much to your astonishment, the lulle will re main sticking to the glass, while not a drop of water will fall out through that exceedingly leaky tissue. You will very soon succeed Iu this experi ment. Hereon follows the second part: Place your full, but not dripping, glass of water, thus turned upside down, but not inside out, over the full glass of milk, and you will soon see little jets of white liquid penetrating the tulle In every direction. It Is tho milk, progressively mounting the su perior glass, which In the same pro portion yields water to the lower glass In the opposite direction. At the end of about a quarter of an hour the exchange will be complete, anil you will see the lower glass tilled with pure transparent wnter, whllo the upper one will be full of whlto milk. MAGIC OF FIGURES. Trick In Simple Subtraction That Will Puzzle Every One. You never can tell what figures will do. Of course they are truthful if properly handled, but some of them are capable of the most bewildering antics. Here is a method by which figures may bo made to tell secrets in a way that will astonish those who are not Informed about how to do tho " figuring." Ask some person to put. down nn kuowu to you a number composed of three figures (say U'J). Tell him to transpose the figures (making 2(17), and to subtract the lesser from the greater. Then ask lilm to tell you tho first figure of the result, nnd you can tell him the entire number. Por In stance, your first number in the pres ent example Is 702, which transposed makes 207. Subtract 207 from 702 nnd you have 4!)ft. The only figure that you are told Is 4, the first of the result. All you have to do Is to sub tract 4 from 0, which will give you 5', the last figure, and the central figure Is always !). So your number will bo 4!)."i. This is true in all cases where only three figures are to be used in making up a number. The central figure will always be 0 when the transposed number Is subtracted from the original number, and the two end figures when added together will make 0. So, knowing either the first or last figure of the result you can give the entire number. ALL MAKE DOLLS. Mothers Cut Them Out, Children Stuff and Fathers Paint Them. In Germany there are whole com munities of people who make dolls, whllo families work all day at doll making, each one having his own part to do. Not only do these families make dolls, but the fathers aud moth ers of these fathers und mothers made dolls, and so did the grandfathers ami grandmothers. A man making n doll out of a piece of wood, using a knife to do It, will draw himself up proudly and toll you that his grandfather made tho same kind of a doll, Tln niolhers In the families cut out the bodies, the children make and stuff them, the fathers paint and trcut the faces. In some families, where there Is a great deal of talent, the whole family makes heads. Some of these doll makers have come to New York, and they live near together, making a little Gorman vil lage of doll makers. These peoplo make only the rag dolls which we see In the stores, dressed in gingham nnd wearing sunboiiuets on their heads. Some of the women ami girls make the clothing and bonnets, the boys stuff the bodii's, and, as In Germany, tho men muke the faeea. Valuable Pebbles. Itetween tilt" northern point, of Long Island and Watch Hill lies & row of little islands, two of which Plum island and I loose Island-possess a pe culiar form of mineral wealth. It consists of heaps of rlcJily colored quartz pebbles, showing red, yellow, pni'ple and other hues, which nre lo cally called agates. They ure used in making stained glass windows, aud there is sulliclent dcmojid for them In New York to keep the owners of ouo or two sloops employed iu gathering them from the beaches, where tho waves continually roll and polish them, bringing out the beauty of their colors. How Lucky You Are! The Tartarian alphabet conlah) 2l 12 letters, being tho longest lu the world i At tho 'Presbyterian reunion to be held at l'eninar on July ono of tho Hpenkers will ho Key. .1. Hood Laugh lin whoso subject will be "The 1 'resent. Outlook in China." Hev. Lauililin has been a missionary in China for many years, und, if tliero now, he would bo in tho e.otitor of tho present disturbances. Ho id an interesting speaker and will toll about tho pres ent disturbances In that undent em pire. WOULD NOT m CAUGHT. ! OO0XWX)(COO OOOOQOCQq A TRUE WOLF STORY FOR BOYS AND GIRLS. ' lit :. i l it in I HIS IS HIV oeventoonth Year in this l)usiiioss .;,,, O i";! niicrs of Kullon ('utility; iitul bemtf a faiimT myM.f Qi well i u i tiit i m ,.t ( willi tln wiin ts of funnel's. 1 J,,,, n O i"jr "'e celebrated Champion Mowers and BinuV- Q eide'liy Hie. best ttiiieliiiH! on the market to-day. " Machine Oil v.; in (.,.llls Maryland Photpimt ).;.,, ill the llliirK'et I'VervsJ f,'Uiiratileod Im-i, !r;..((i 7o tons sold i our in,,, liiriners last y(.;n. Iron Sales- from lo;.,. tail's forOHv Grain D:i.ls -!-iiinif,di'!''s Low !.ow and 1.1 ii ( I reenciiM 1 I 'orre I 'immI. r)'iKtiSC i'l'J'A'S.-- Notice these prices: No. :.'0, and No. ")I1 i:'M.,i cash. No. '.'.(), 1 1.00. The Cunning Animal Wat too Wise for the Eager Hunter A Claim that Wolves are the 8ame Kind of Ani mals as Dogs. "One winter we were staying at our main IoiIko on Lake MomexiitJo'.nmlnK, In the Tarry Sound District," said aa old hunter. "The Hint deep snow of winter had Just come on, covering tho bushes and trees Willi a heavy mantle of pure while, and converting them Into all sorts of fantastic Images and shapes, bonilliiK the tall hemlocks un til their branches almost touched the ground or broke oh" completely. At this time Is was cxcccdimsly illlllcult for animals to travel through the woods. The deer keep closely yarded In some secluded thicket, so that a wolf inlnht pass to leeward very close ly without ever boin aware of their presence, and the wolf has n very hard time to jret his daily bread In the shape of venison; and even when it has the !ood fortune to raise a doer, It has a lonjr, tiresome chase pliinirlni; through the lose snow be fore It brings It down. "We were also blocked up In our lod'e, for It Is Just us dilllcult, at this time of the year, for the hunter to get about as It Is for the jtame. However, we Koiierally kept a trap set near the lodge to accommodate any hungry wolf that chanced that way. Knrly one morning, going out to look at it, we found a wolf had visited the place and appropriated the bait, lint wit li mit springing the trap. Wo reset the trap and found next morning that the wolf had boon there again, feasted on the bait ami had sprung tho Imp, but without getting caught. " I now set two traps aud covered them up ns naturally as possible, we'l knowing that the wolf would bo very suspicious nnd alert by this time and exceedingly wary in approaching. I knew, however, that he was prettv hungry, and left my traps feeling con fident of lindliig him liaril and fast tni the morrow. : f- , ,. ,., i .i ..,,.i next I ',MI' '- " i h i ijit ai ui.:uiiu.i-u, iiimi l rCONNt ::li?-intjl.' ;, rM. A Spiini Harrows- - 1 1 . no to 1 7. 5 . O !:"y RiKU Iromsl7.oo!o:;l! t.u. O Srviiii! Mu'!ililf.'s--ir.i'0 to sr.. V Hay Forks Coiiidet(! for ('... iO, X Lfi'lKsr Team Nets from l.ro to V 5C50. ? I5nf,i',y Jims, 1.7o to t. f y (iiMid Livestock, (irain, liny, Lumber, Ait )f exchange. I am not spending time it rid money canvassin:,' the coum and if you waut anything in my line call and so,. t:i. will save you money. S. A. N IIS i T ocooooooooooo ooooooooooot I'lindSvf.,,.,. l'jows; Osborne. Whj,, Uiampiuii. V,Si eye, and other machin,'., FfiiiciiifiWirc,lurs..(',,iiai.sfl.l l. to sj, HiM(l,,. Tw.;i Lawn Mowers, I''or!;s taken ; A KOAKlNt; IMIOMHJKAI'II. According to tho London Mail l a phoniio-fiijih thiit shouts so loud i ly thai every word can be hoard I at a distance of ten miles has j been tested at I'rihton. You can whisper a soutenco ! in'o the machine's small funnel- shaped mouthpiece and it will repeat it in tones that an; more deafening than the shrieks of a liner's steam siren. Yet every "Imagine my disgust when morning I found my bait gone and no wolf to ho seen. As I had anticipat ed, his two former experiences had made him caul ions, and when he had approached within eight or teu feet of the traps he commenced scratch ing up the snow toward them until lie laid theme bare, then helped him self to the halt and trotted off, no doubt with a sarcastic retlection on j dinar,' phonograph, with a jlni'j-'o our green and Inexperienced ''PPK; t.ulllp,.t mcsurin- -( JVot i " 4 V I Kn t , Mr. Wolt. Ill lot 1 " ,1.1 T'l J 1 1 . A fast tonight while I do some liejitfin. llisme nils trumpet, i a short hand writer ten miles u way can take down the inessa'o its easily as if you wen; dictating : to ) lit ii in a small room. The machine is the inveutionof M r. Horace L. Short, of Urightou. In appearance it i merely an or- you thinking,' and went back to the ImUo j there is a s iiad and delicate piece. without setting any traps. Will: , . that looks se-ue- looked at me In au Inquiring way as , I stepped iu, and then grinned to him- j 1 bin.' like a whislle. This is the self in a peculiarly Irritating style, as j tea'iie of the machine. ir something amusing tint! crossed his mind, but lie wild nothing. I smoked a good ileal, and thought deep ly all the rest of the morning, and In the afternoon weut buck to my trap. I dug out the snow iu my parallelo gram and pnved it completely with small traiis, so as to diffuse the smell of the Iron. I covered them up and set a large trap on top of them, and then carefully sifted snow through my shoos over all. Fastening a piece of tempting beaver on the polo I loft It. " This was too much for the wolf. I saw the next morning where it had come to the entrance, but after walk ing hack and forth a lew times had gone off without attempting the halt, and 1 saw it no more. The only meth od by which I could have trapped this animal would have been by dragging a piece of halt to water and hiding the trap where the water would have destroyed its smell. " Whether the wolf should be classed with the dog Is a mooted ques tion with the naturalists. My own conclusion, after observation under a treat variety of conditions. Is that they are one aud the same kind of animal, differing only In such manner as might be expected lu an aiiliual in a state of nature, and one under do mestication. They look alike, hark. Instead of the "records" beinr taken on wax hi lh"'iM:al man ner, a sapphire needle is made to cM the do's n prsetitin;' the sound viL-fiiiious silver cyliuder, ai d w hen the needle travels over tin; metal a second time the vibra tions cause the whistle to pro- i: Le a siri s of nir waves, aud the machiue thus becomes a talk ing siren which transforms ihe hemau voice' it. to a deafening roar. The experiments were made near the Devil's Dyke, Brighton, where the inventor laid his work shops, 'ii,.! iustrii iiii-m, was pl.iced on the reef of the labora tory, and was made to repeat a number of sentences. At ad is land of teti miles the sounds v. i'e plainly hoard by a large number of people, every word be ing perfectly distinct, and at a se.-ond trial with a favorable wind i was found that an unknown howl, irrowl and vein alike. In short. they seem to have the siime Instincts I message co!:!d betaken down in and characteristics In nearly every particular. " Wolves have great powers of en durance, aud can go without food for a long time. I have known one to be iu a trap for three weeks ami still he strong aud lively. On the other hand, they are terrible gormandizers w lieu opportunity offers. Two or three hungry wolves will devour a good sized deer at a single meal. They are strong, swift runners, and look like so many birds Hying as they bound away through the deep snow on a frozen lake, when taken by surprise. A large deer at lirst will distance them, but unless water Is near tho staying qual ities of the wolf tell in the end. There is a lazy streak in them, however, for they will not exercise their running powers iu pursuit of prey unless forced to It, but would rather make a capture by stratagem. If . they ob serve a doer coining toward them they Will secrete themselves and attempt to take it by surprise, or if they scent one lying down they will surround It, If possible, and kill it without a run, or If they come upon a doer suddenly some will follow on slowly as the deer runs while others will dart off at full speed to one side to head It off. They will try these tallies a few times, and then. If not successt'ul, will abandon all tricks nnd give chase at top speed, unless the snow is deep, when wolves take it asy, following on the trot, but keeping the doer mov ing and eventually tiling it out." shorthand at a distance, of twelve miles. Over the water the sounds will carry still further, aud un der favorable circu instances they might easily be heard by persons on a Vessel til'teen miles out at sea. Placed on a lighthouso or lightship the phonograph would give a verbid warning that would be infinitely more effective than the fog-horns and detonators at present in use. The possi bilities of tin; machine are practically endless. It will render loud selection iu the open air that can be listened to by thousands of people, or it will shout now messages that could be heard high above the roar oi the tr.Hlic and the thousand noises of a big city. J lie Price. "Yes," grunted the great chief, "they have come to sot up their laws over oni land and to take possession of the yiihs md valleys aud the fertile plains that havo boon ours. Uut tkey liavo paid a price that will tajer humanity." Thou taking the juo;', for the contents bf which ho had trudod off tho lands of his tribe, ho ttflod the bottom toward the planet jars and was satislled. Was It A Miracle.' 'The marvellous cure of Mrs. liena J. Stoutof Consumption hits created intense excitement in ("a m mack, lud." writes Marion Stuart, n leadieg druggist of Minnie, Ind. Hieouly weighed '.to pounds when Iter doctor in Yorktoti said she must soon die. Then she began to use Dr. King's New Discovery and gained 87 pounds in weight and was com pletely cured." It has cured thousands of hopeless oases, aud is positively guaranteed to cure all Throat, ('host and Lung dis eases, rioc mid 1.00. Trial bot tles free at W. H. Dickson's drug st:re. A (.hiucr Story, With an accordion laid !( of seven marching turtles m colored man is v;i ij(l;i-ily- the streets of I'lnhalel,,,;, vesting the coppers of th.s,, care to look at his uuiinio , tainiuent. lie has a tublo a yard square, aud he dunn on it tho turtles from his ikv They got into formation ut Oue, the captain or leader,,, a little in advance, ti!o . .ii. ...... ;.. i , oLiiei , iu lin e,: couples, ;ut themselves in order behind Tho old man strikes up a 1 4 1. 4 1 . , iiuu me Lurues mil I ell lirnuii: table in a circle. Ho strik auother and they march square. A third tune i them go backward, ami a i stands thorn erect on their With the fifth tune, or eliin; the turtles roll ovi.t on bucks. That conchales t.ln for ma uco. The ,.iJ wan his hat about, then e-nlhe: turtles into his deep p again, folds the table until arm and .departs cimntin: collection. White .Man Turned Vcllnf J reat consternation was the friends of M. A. Ilniriu Lexington, ls'y., when they he was turning yellow. IlN slowly changed color, ;,!' eyes, aud lu; siuTeivil lei His malady was t rente:1, I best doctors, but without Thou lie was advised In by trie Bitters, the wonderful ach and Liver remedy, iii writes: "After inkiog Uvi ties I was wholly ci'mi trial proves its matchless for all Stomach, Liver ami ney troubles. (Inly W. S. Dickson, lrtgris:. th'Ciit Ditltr'.'iici;. "Now, Johnny," snidiV or, "hike tint chalkTiaa a trout." "What, kind, iiia'ain?"ii'.', Johnny. C'Oh, the kind old Mi'- ' says he catches." Johnny made givat 1,1 with the chalk. "Hold on, Johnny! Thai more like a whale tbi ;l ll "It is the kind Mr. Tib he catches, " "Well, it is too lai'j."'- i; out and shirt till over Johnny did so and di'f tish. "Why, what in the that? It looks like a niiu 'That is the kind ofutr Tibbs catches." A M,.!woii .nin1' tW prints a bicycle yarn tlmtll,v: copying: "A wheelman of this hung his wheel from s'" the cellar. A nioii' F from the wall upon the wheel which began to ""' of course the mou.-c s;il1'1 the top, but the wheel l;L'lrt. ing and the creature oU": get enough foothold h '''aI shelf. In themoruiia.'llR" was still running and U"'1' eter showed he had i'uU eight miles, "My husband says v,in tended from a primal""'"1'" lasm." , "Indeed! Fitiglish or Fn"