7 ""V' New Yonn Citt (Special). Are wo k wear panniored dresses? Panniered dressed Lave leen brought from Paris. The shops show them; they Lave been worn at the A DRESS WITH PANNIERS. operas, at restauranta and at evening parties by a few extremists or experi mentalists. Will they be accepted by women in general? No one expects it. s ; The panniered dress is a freak, a whim, and is likely so to remain. Yet fashions are as uncertain as the stock markets. Panniers are worth watch ing. The qnaiutest and moat piquant of the Watteau dresses yet finished show flowered underskirts, with overskirta Df different materials, opening in front and draped on the hips. They assimilate themselves to the prevail ing mode by a lavish use of tucks and plaiting. A model dress of this order is made of Venetian cloth, of a mauve so pale as to be only a shade or two removed from white. The front of the skirt has a panel of figured panne of a deeper mauve tone; the sides and back are of oloth laid in fiat plaits, stitohod down. Small panniers are laid in fine folds about the hips, seem ing to be hold by largo silver clasps at tba waist in front and behind. The bodice of this dress has a vest of panne; Venetian cloth is draped HAIR SBKHSIXa fichuwise about the shoulders and carried in fine tuoks down to the waist line. Panniers will show more vagaries of decoration than distinct novelties of dread. The dominant note will be an insistence on the perpendicular line. Dresses are tucked from top to bot tom, and the variety of tucks ia limit less. Hair Dreiilua; Hlvlea, One of the moat absurd ideas we women are possessed of is that we must adopt a now style of ooiffure, no matter how unbecoming, because it is the latest thing out, Harriet Hubbard Ayer recently remarked. Wince the pompadour made its ap pearance I believe more women have been sacrificed to the Juggernaut of fashion than ever before. Now, the pompadour is becoming to women with rather low foreheads and round faoes. It is, in its unmod ified form, wretchedly unbecoming to hollow cheeked women with high fore heads. Before settling on the style of hair dressing she is to adopt a woman should take an account of her head, fuce an I figure after this fashion: A short, fat woman should dress her hair so that it will give an ap pearance of additional height to her figure. When the head is round the hair dressing should always be high. A very round head with the hair gathered in a pug at the nape of the neck gives a woman an utterly iuaue, goose-like look. The height of the forehead, the size of the uose, the shape of the head, the general type expressed must be carefully considered. A woman with a Madonna-like face is almost a sacrilege in puffs aud frizzes. She is quite out of place ex cept with her hair in bandeaux. On the contrary, a girl with a pug Dose, short upper lip and generally piquant make up, masquerading iu a Cleo de Merode coiffure, deceives no ose. She is only an imitation of the type she aims at, and a very palpable one at that. It is w,ell to recollect that the hair "dressed forward," as the coiffure ex presses it, makes the features appear k 'Ji mm gtif fetf MtMpW itatf4pM$& W'?'&&n.ii to recede. If tlio features really pro ject, the forward stylo of hair-dress-ing modifies tins defect and is be coming. In the large engraving six styles of dressing the hair are shown, They may be described as follows: No. 1. Elaborate lioir-dressing be coming only to women of regular fea tures. No. 2. Modification of the Ma donna style. No. 8. For short women with high foreheads. No. 4. Becoming to one with a long, narrow face. No. 5. Becoming to an ovul-facod woman. No. 6. Becoming to women with round fuocs and low foreheads. With Ueinl-Treln. A cool gown for summer wear is ol old-blue crepe de chine. The skirt has a "demi-traiu" and falls in long graceful lines. The only decoration is the groups of fine tucks which are cunningly managed to make the beat display of tho natural lines of the figure, and to give additional height. The waist is a modified bolero slmpc in front, edged with creamy lace, whioh aocentuatos the outliue of the two jaoket fronts. The lace seems to run upward nuder the armhole from the deep points in frcut. A vest of white- chiffon over cream satin shows its narrow line in front. A high girdle of old-blue panne velvet rises beneath the jacket fronts. The plain sleeves are edged at the flaring cufl with laco. An edition de luxe in negliges is a China silk affair in cream white, with pink posteresque, wall-papery bou quets strewn over its surface. It has a llchu collar, edged with a frill of lace, the right side being drawn over to the loft, where it is hooked a little below the waist line. From this point it falls to the floor in graceful, unconflned folds, there being a piotnresnuo Watteau plait in the back. Tbeso silken lounging robes are very delightful, both to wear and to look at, and no end of comfortable to wrap one's self in between dressings. Catntltchlng-. Catstitching is used to finish tho hem of the fine tucks whioh run the length of the cashmere waist for house tvearofamorniug, It is not particularly new, bnt it is extremely pretty and always looks dainty. Catstitching is also used to fasten bauds of ribbon on a bodice in much the same fashion. It you look closely at a black taffeta gown you may notice that the bretelles THAT BECOMES. of ribbon that adorn the bodice are also catstitched iu place. Kofi, Silky, (Satin. Manila braid lines the brim of the new sailor hat, which is sewed of silky straw, aud has a softness unknown to the brusque old-fashioued sailor. These soft little developments of the sailor shape are iu request just now for young girls, and will appear wilt the first weariug of wash frocks. A Subitum For tlie "Falia Front." Enter the gilet! No cause for alarm however, as gilot is but French fo waistcoat. It is a deceut substitute for the "false front," an abomination attached to a stock and forever escaping itf mooringH. The gilet does away with all this. The one worn with tho black mohaii dress pictured is of white taffeta and laatens plainly ilou u the middle of the back. The shaped stock aud th trimming covorinrf the front are of white mousseliue with ecru lace appli ques, the design picked out with nar row black velvet ribbons. This stunning black mohair dress, as you see. has its novel and modish little jacket bodioe fairly covered with stitched taffeta strapping, a white mousBolineyoke showing Huffy under, A crushed t allot a bow finishes the back of the mohair skirt at the bolt. A wide black taffeta plaitiug edges the shaped mohair skirt. THE FASHIONABLE CILET. 7H , PHOEBE A. HEARST. A Mlssniirl Olrl Who llncune Fmnnniu. Her Devotion to Children. "About fifty years ago Mrs. Hearst was born in Missouri. Her namo was Phoobe Appcrson, and she came of good Southern stock, her father a Vir ginian, her mother a South Carolinian. Her parents and the parents of Mr. Hearst were neighbors, and the little girl, horn to tho Apporsons, was named for Mrs. Hearst, mother of the boy who was to be her husband. Young Hearst went to California, found suc cess, and returned to make his Mis souri sweetheart his wife, taking her to California while she was still in girlhood. Before she was twenty, her son was born the only guild she has had. Mrs. Hearst says she regrets that she has hod only one child. She would like to have raised a family of sons and daughters, but as she has brought up several nieces, and has educated and reared the children of hor kith and kin, to say nothing of the countless children for whose edu cation she has provided in the kinder gartens she has endowoil, and the young geniuses she has schooled in Europo, she scorns to have done Lcr full personal duty to humanity. "In appearance Mrs. Hearst is slight and not tall. She ives an impression of fragility which is scarcely carried out by her ceaseless activity. Some times tho nervous exertion tells nu her, and she is forced to delegate social duties to hor assistants. Al though she employs a corps of secre taries, Mrs. Hearst always opens her letters. It is characteristic of the thoroughness of the woman. Aud this, although hor mail runs into hun dreds of letters a day. Most of them are bogging letters from people who do not know that this sympathetic and charitable woman is too wise to give except through organized channels. "Mrs. Hearst's hair is pale brown, lightly silvered with gray. It is parted at the middle and ripples away at the Bide in a Madonna-like coiffure very becoming to Mrs. Hearst's benign ex pression and regular features. The uose is straight, regular and rather small, the eyes large, full and gray, and the forehead well shaped and pro nounced in intellectuality. The lips are rather thin, delicately curved and almost colorless. There is very little color in the cheeks. "In spite of her life in the public eye, and the importance which her position has thrust npon her, in spite of the responsibilities of her wealth, Mrs. Hearst has a horror of publicity. She has been interviewed many times, and has been misquoted many times. She cannot see why she cannot bo loft to lead her life in her own way, and she does not understand why the pub lio should be interested in all she does and says. She is quite sincere in say ing that she does not see that she is at all extraordinary. She has not yet realized that an unselfish person, de voted to the public good, with no thought of self aud no desire for self aggrandizement, is the most romark ablo being on earth. " Ainslce's Maga vine. The Question of the Koie. Mothers should care for the noses of the children and see that they grow properly. The soft tissues of tho or gan cau be mouldod iu early life. A thick nose' can be made thiunor by regular treatment, such as compress ing it daily, either with the fingers or with instruments made with springs aud padded ends so as to clasp the nose. A clothes-pin has been used and so adjusted as to bring about the right amoun. of compression. Many noses are wrung and twisted out of shape by the vigorous use of the hand kerchief. The delicacy of the struc ture of the noso is not appreciated. Tho shape aud size of the nose are often of a character to cause great dis tress to the person, aud tho deformity for in some instances it really amounts to this is borne with forti tude and resignation as something which cannot be remedied. The im portance of the nose in its relation to appearance has been appreciated by the modern surgeon, and he does not regard it as beneath his dignity to per form operations for the improvement of this feature. Noses whioh are" nat urully misshapen and those have been made so by blows and accidents are restored, or modified to assume n proper shape. Usually a deformed nose interferes with the air-passages, uai rowing or blocking them, and the operation is a matter of necessity as woll us of appoarauce. Persons do not hesitate to spend time, money and much endurance to have their teeth straightened; it is often quito as im portant to the health, aud more im portant to the looks, to huve the uose straightouod or to have it restored to a more desirable form. Dr. Grace Peckham Murray, iu Harper's lia.ar. The Lateat 111 Slilin. The changes in skirts seem to con sist principally in still more careful sloae-Utting around the hips aud not in uuy roduced quantity of material roquired, or any waning popularity for the plaits which are so much in evi dence just at the moment. The grace ful tlare, which adds bo much to the beauty of outlino, will bo increased rather than lessened, and plain skirts evidently will be quite out of the ques tion. The trained effect appears on all the models which are as yet being sent out from Paris. The newest rouud skirt from Paris is either goffered, tucked or gathered at the waist and over tho hips. Other skirts are tucked at the top and then accordoou-plaited. This kilted cloth is ohio and has the advantage of nov elty, but unless carefully manipulated it will develop iut au unwieldy gar ment. If the skirt is plaited, the plaited waist will be en suite. The plaits ou gowns for different wearers, and iu the use of different fubrios.will be widely diversified from the finest aocordeou width to rather broad box plaits, whioh graduate to almost a point at the top on some of the French skirts, and widen proportionately at the top of tho waist, tapering grace fully from the chest to the bolt. A skirt whioh attracted much atten tion on the street the other d.y con sisted of a pluin back satin skirt foun dation, with au applique of cheuillo trimming around the foot. But over it. fell au overskirt of blue plaid Irish suiting, rough and heavy, a most strik ing contrast to tho underskirt. Thi( stylo will bo frequently seen during thojeoming year. Moreover, it has a recommendation of coouomy to the woman skillful with her noodle. Vou can cut off an old dress skirt, scallop it around the lower edge aud uso it for an overskirt. Tho underskirt can be your oldest silk ono carefully re bound and rejuvenated with a baud in tho popular stitching. Vogue of thn l'lour tin Lis. The vogue of tho fleur de lis is as great as it is pleasing. No more statelv or matrniileent blossom is to bo Heon, wo ween, than this sillty, velvety bit of floral splen dor which many of us call a "flag." Its colors are superb, whether we gaze upon the creamy white, tho gold en yellow, or the wondrous veiuings and its entrancing shadings. We can't get enough of it for bro. cades! It is a wonder that tho de signers have given it so loug a rest. In wrought metals it figures to great advantage, fitting right into the splat-tor-dashy, modern art crao. For embroidery one can't chooso a more olTective pattern. On many of tho now hats In the violet shades these flowers play a splendid part. Iu conventionalized forms they may oven bo found on printed goods. Ouo challis thus be-flowered is fairly a poem. And yet there is not enough of them to weary the eye. Most of thoso desiqns come iu the more ex pensive fabrics. Tho Queen ot I'nrliignl, One of thn handsomest and clover- est queens in Europe is unquestion ably the Queen of Portugal, who, hav ing begun the study of lnodiciua as a uohby, has taken hor decree of M. D., aud is now the chief physician ol her consort, herself and hor children. Hor Majesty, who is also considered one of tho best dressed women iu the royal families of Europe, is woll kuown in Eughsh society, aud het traiuing and tastes are thoroughly English, for, having been born at Twickenham somo thirty-five years ago, she has also spent a great part ol her life in this country, lastly at the famous Stowe House, iu Buckingham shire. As may be generally known, Queen Amelie is the eldest dauchler of the late Comte de Paris and the Comtesso Isabelle, and married, at Lisbou, thirteen years ago, on May 22, the then Crown Prince, Duke of Bragauzu, now King Carlos I. The Ve of Sealing Wax. The use nf snAlinor war linn linnnma 0 .... ' so generally fashionable that before Ions it mav bo considered vulvar to seal envelopes with gum. Who knows out tuere may ue a revival, too, of those mysterious lovo signs which were rampant in the good old days of yore? Sixty or more years ngo flaming red wafer was used by a de spairing lover when sealing a letter to iudicato a distressed and bleeding heart; a yellow one when jealousy was rankliug iu his breast; a blaok one indicated auccr and resentment.! a green one, fickleness; a violet one, faithfulness aud constancy, and a blush pink, blissful contentment and happiness. Quaint old seals engraved with mottoes, with crests and mono grams, have become much sought after, aud tho most fascinating of all is the old fashioned set of seven seals with a motto for each day of tho week. lraniUoiiie New Gmrni. Somo of tho urettieat new cow ns avo of black net or grcuadiue over block silk, with the overdress pro fusely milled. The ruffles number from threo to live, and vary in width from four inches to six. Thev are applied cither straight around tho sunt or curvinar Bliehtlv unward to the back. A charming effect is pro duced bv edema tho ruffles at both upper aud lower edges with narrow white or colored vol vet ribbon, re peating tho treatment on tho waist. The Newent I-hMiIoik. Light colors of all kinds are fash ionable. The old-fashioned blond lace with a pattern scattered over it is revived again for veils. White gloves, except with black and white costumes, are not worn so much as the varied tints of fawu, biscuit, nickel gray, cream, hlao and a green ish gray. Belts are essential features of all the new gowns, which means that most blouses will be worn outside of tho skirts, the belts being u portion of tue bodice. Laco flounoings of Benaissanoe and Venetian, as well as other kinds of lace, come all ready shaped in the circular form, fitting the cut of the skirt perfectly. Silk skirts with silk jersey voice tops which cliug closely to the figure are ono of the desirable novelties. Aud then there are China silk waists in all colors prettily trimmed with lace. Iu the new effects of old styles is a knife-plaited black silk skirt, with a little short apron overskirt, rounding up short at the waist in the back, and trimmed with application of bluck laco around tho edge. Thin fabrics of all kinds will be fashionable, suoh as voilingii and cre- pous. 'ihe most desirable thiu stud's have finely embroidered dots and fig ures, and the mixtures of silk aud wool are most attractive. Khaki letter paper is the latest, and being linen, it might be made oift of the very material made mto uniforms. from its appoarauce. This may not nnan that it is altogether beautiful, but it means something, aud a great many people will find it indispens able. Lace, tulle, chiffon and lace straw are prominent features of the new millinery. Toques made entirely of lace over chiffon and completed with a bow of blaok velvet or a bunch of flowers are among the prettiest hats in sight. Pure white satin, finished straws, almost transparent, are very in ucu in eviueuce. JYellow chrysanthemums are tho newest lauin millinery. Chrysanthe mums of every shade aud color, iu doed, are popular, even those of black silk petals. Flexiblo straw braid and horsehair laoo are among the novelties for trimmiug, aud ore combined with mousselinn de soie, velvet or t nil q with excellent effect. NEW MEXICO AND ITS PEOPLE. loin ot hi iie of ihe I'enple, Thitlr Iloimce nutl Manner of Living. Somo fifty of the teachers of Doug las County gathered at tho courthouse ;o listen to the lecture of Professor Davidson, of the State University, on "New Mexico and Its People." Hav ing spent some years in New Mexico is a professor in tho Agricultural Col lege thore, he had his subject woll in hand and spoko most entertainingly for au hour or more, holding the close attention of all present. The professor launchod out by de jlaring that ono going to Now Mexico ijets the impression of being in a for- sign country, whioh is due to the fact that of tho people soventy-flve per sent, are of Spanish descent and that ninety per cent, speak the Spanish language. There the methods are those of the foreigner and the customs are thoso of Spain. Speaking of the country it was de scribed as ono great garden, especially in the valleys where the soil has been irrigated. Fruits of all kinds, espec ially those that would be found in a Semitropical country, grow in great abundance. The people, for the soke of illustra tion, the professor divided into three classes. The first was designated as the aristocracy, consisting of the rich and those who traoe their ancestry back to noble birth. The second class consists of those who nre eminently respectable, but not so wealthy, whilo the third and last class consists of the great laboring class, the members of which are poor as poor as can be found in any country under the sun. The first two classes go well dressed and make a good appearanco, doing the business of the towns and cities, while the members of the third class do the hard work and tho drudgery. All of tho houses of the poor and nearly all those of the rich are of adobe sun-dried brick. While those of the well-to-do, although bnt one story in height, are comfortable those of the poor are mer6 huts, or dirt boxes teu to fifteen feet square, into which from fifteen to twenty people are crowded. They have no floors, are without furniture and are ou the whole most uninvitiug places. The food of these people consists almost wholly of cornmeal aud red peppers, the latter forming the principal art icle of diet. There being no almshouses and no provisions mado by State, counties or cities, for caring for tho poor, New Mexico, the speaker said, is a land of beggars. They are in the country, upon tho ranches aud iu the towns. Beggiug has becomo such a feature that each Saturday is recognizod as "beggars' day." Each Saturday the beggars go from place to place asking alms and every person is expocted to give. Omaha World-Herald. New Vork'i Greatest Contractor. John B. McDonald, who is building New York's 35,000,000 underground rapid transit system, was born iu Ire land, fifty-six yours ago. He was a fifteen-year-old boy when he arrived in this country and had a primary od uoation only. 1 His oducatiou was continued in the public schools. . His first occupation when he began to work for himself was that of timekeeper at the building of the Boyd's Coiner Reservoir in Putnam County, New York. Later he was inspector of masonry on the building ot the tunnel iu Fourth ave nue, Now York City. When he went into business as a contractor he was successful from the start. The first contracts ho received were from Dilloji, Clyde & Co. He was interested in the High Bridge branch of the New Jersey Central Railroad, tho Georgian Bay branch of tho Canadian Pacific Railroad, the Boston aud Iloosio Tuucel, tho Buf falo extension of the Delaware, Lacka wanna and Western Railroad, and al so did extensive work on the West Shore road. Ho constructed the tunnel of a mile and a half through Ballimoro, Md., for the Baltimore aud Ohio Railroad, which was a work of much magnitude. It was the largest siugle undertaking he accomplished before he secured the contract for the Jerome Park Reser voir several years ago, whioh is a $7, 000,000 pieco of work. CoiiBreMmen'e l'erqiileltieii. The salary of a Congressman is $5000 a year. There are many ways in which this sum cau be increasod. In the first place, there is au al lowance of $125 for stationery, whioh can bo commuted aud taken out in cash. Many Congressmen do this. They forage their letter paper and envelopes in tho lommittee rooms, or buy the cheapest paper iu the depart ment stores. Other mombers sell their quota of garden seeds, while still others inako it a praotice of dis posing of their public dooumeuts. Another sourco of revenue is the $100 a mouth which tho Oovornmeut al lows to each Congressman for clerk hire. In very few instances doos this money go outside of tho Congress man's family. No receipt is given except by tho member himself, aud he can put tho amount in his pocket or give it to his wife or daughter for pin money. If publio record had to bo mado of the person to whom the mouey is paid, the practice of keeping it in the family would not be common. It is estimated that a thrifty Con gressman can add from $1000 to $1500 a year to this regular salary, and there are many who do not lose the opportunity to do so. Washing ton Post, Cromwell as nil Idol, "It was not until 1015," says Mr. Morley, iu the Century, "that Crom well hud begun to stand out clear in the popular imagiuatiou, alike of frionds and foes, as a leader of men. He was now the idol of his troops, He prayed and preaohod among them: he played unoouth praotioal jokes with them; he was not above a snowball match against them; he was a brisk, energetic, skilful soldier, and he wat au iuvinoible oommauder. In Parlia ment he made himself felt, as having the art of hitting the right debating nail upon the head. The Saints had an instiuct that he was their man, and that they could trust him to staud by them when the day of trial came. A good commander of horse, say the ex perts, is as raro as a good oommaurdu-in-chief, he needs so raro a union ol prudeuao with impetuosity," POPULAR SCIENCE. Spectroscopic, and other observa tions show the fixed stars to be self luminous bodies suns to the other systems of planets, An analysis of their light indicates the presence of the same chemical elements that exist iu our own sun and earth, together with others unknown in our solar sys tem, Tho news from Lick observatory that the North star, 255,000,000 miles away from us, has been found to be not one star, but three swinging nronnd in great orbits like the moou, earth and sun is another remarkable result of the application of photo spectroscopy to the telescopio study of the heavens. In some interesting experiments by English botanists, "sleeping" plants, or those which had taken their noc turnal position, were placed in a dark room. On "awakening" next morn ing they took in tho darkness their usual positions by day, even when tUat position had been made oblique by oue-sidod illumination. Several years ago at Brownhelm, Ohio, near Lake Erie, there were dis covered some remains of a mastodon, aud now, under the direction of Pro fessor A. A. Wright, of Oberlin College, a series of systematic- exca vations have been commeuced with the object of recovering all the parts. Al ready tho jaws, head, both tusks, and a number of ribs aud vortebris have been obtained in a good state of pres ervation. The bones aro much scat tered aud lie upon a clay hard pan at the bottom of a muck-bed four feet ia depth. At the Laboratory of Hygiene of the Vermont State Board of Health at Burlington, it is proposed to make systematic chemioal and biological examinations of the publio water sup plies of the cities and towns of the State. It is the intention of the board to conduct examinations of the prin cipal streams of tho State, and also all supplies serving twelve or more families. It is considered that this work, iu addition to being a direct benefit to the people of the State, will also serve to make the various resorts and country towns more attractive to people from the cities during the sum mer, as the danger of contracting dis ease from unwholesome water will be roduced to a minimum, sinco tho exact conditiou of the water of any towu may be readily ascertained. Mr. .1. M. Bacon, the Englishman, who with his daughter mado a lofty balloon ascent to observe the meteor shower last November, tells some in teresting things about the souuds that reached their ears. At tho height of 5000 feet the ringing of horses' feet ou a hard rood could be heard. At 4000 feet the splashing sound made by ducks in a pond was audible. The barking of dogs and the crowing of cocks could be heard at 7000 or 8000 feet. These sounds ponetrated through a white floor of cloud which hid the earth from sight. In the perfect Bi lence of the air around the balloon they were startled by what seemed stealthy footsteps close at hand. In vestigation showed that this sound was caused by the stretching of the ropes and the yielding of the silk as tho balloon continued to expand. Napoleon on Wellington. The 'Century quotes from Dr. O'Moara's unpublished "Tulks With Nupoleon" at St. Helena, this judg ment of the imprisoned Emperor on tho general who finally overthrew him: --, .U" i-".J "I asked him if ho thought Lord Wcllingtou merited the reputation ho had gained as a genoral. He said: 'Certainly; I think ho does. He is a very excellent goneral, aud possossed of great firmucss aud talent, but he has not yet done as much as- some others. Ho has not conquered upon bo largo a scale.' I observed that he had shown great judgment and caution latterly, but that at first he had been too precipitate in ndvanoiug into Spaiu, Ho said that he had showu a great deal of ability in the campaign of Spaiu. 'It is impossible,' said he, 'for man not to commit some faults. We are all liable to it, aud the geucral who commits the fewest iu number is the greatest goneral, and bo has certaiuly committed as fow as any ouo.' I then observed that still he was scarcely to be equaled to himself. 'Why, cer taiuly,' said he; 'ho has-not done so much as I have done. He has not conquered kingdoms in the manner I have dono, but be is au excellent gon eral. His operations have not been upon so great a scale.' " Htage Ritow fitorme, "You might not think it," said a prominent glove manufacturer of Paris to a representative of the New York Commercial, "but the theatres have to come to our back door to got material to help them out iu their beautiful stago effects. Waste glove clippings are now almost universally used for making snow in winter scenes. Every wouderor oud outcast you see shivering through these iieroo Siberian buow storms is perishing in a shower of clippings of whito kid glove material. "Theatrical people tell mo these clippings of kid gloves are much hot ter thau the paper suow formerly used. I think the superiority of kid glove clippings over paper is that they cliug better to the clothiugof the per ishing outcasts. "The knowledge of this bit of stage illusion rather destroys the effect of a stage suow storm for me, and I find myself involuntarily selecting plays that have nothing but warm weuther iu them." Glove Makers. , Ulfllcult Hoitoueie, A Boston woman recently entered n Chinese, laundry aud said as loudly as she could: "Me gotoe shortoe waiste for washes, washee, mukee samee stiff ou cull'eo aud in front eo." The celestial gazed astouiched, almost paralyzed. . "Mukee alje sameo cuffoe stiffeo," repeated the lady, "Madam, I cannot uuderstandjwhat you are trying to Buy, aud I'm not hard of hearing," nemarked the man from the Orient in the best of English us soon as he caught his breath. Bos ton Journal. THE OLOUAR.Eu- We lolloreil whore strain, of i Mot tho hreath ot th R The years h.l bn k , , T l""1'"' mill. st.l. show,,, ,' , We hn.l gone from end, olhnr i That nlKlit In the loni?, , " 'J k I whs wn.iiK and was re,lv ,f Tho lights Kllmm.,r,),l ','' i: I caught her Rlove.1 hnn.l a,l t h , "Forgivn mo," I cried b"11 Ami 1 was a cwar,l fr yin""'" mi umiKSJ sia to y,i t,, , , 81i he thought for a motif,,, t "' Half llll,r I,,.- , " "'" Hk. "What was It you s,il,l"' ,-' ""t And then we strolled lir k -H. K. Wiser, ,n Chin,- HUMOROUS, "I feol rather rocky ll,i, remarked the infant iB Millionaire fiiiirnlii, ... i . of his wealth)-I tell yo 'V '11! Hinds man I y. "'. 1 ' i , MI wilder .'j,. hear itso there's nobody.,8 can blame. 1 "" He-Why should yon because I stole one little ki,." But I told you to stop. He V that was after I had taken it Yes, aud you stopped ! Willie I wonder whafj n,, with my finger, man,,,,!, , every time I squeeze it. m Don't squeeze it, Willi,' How am I to know if it im Saphead -This dog of lui -very intelligent, .i,ss K -conldu t begin to tell , ' knows. Miss Kosli,pie.sllr t can't arguo from that thut tu ' intelligent. ' "Wretch 1 There's a letter i coat pocket I gave you to ," mouths ago." "Jt nm't be , in ' 1V1... .i lL 'Because I'm pretty sure J i had that coat inore'u ten ne-tj, "My health niu.st ho il,,.ii.,it, I'm growing piilor; iMy work Is too eonMuing lieniarked th j,iiii.r. "Tllftrrt'R a mm, ...1 - - ....... nuui i e -wiiy, is ue lieu - "So, not but he has acriuirpd m, i, i,,.. interested and at the same ti J uour a word while other mm telling him about their n meuts. " TTntnl "r.. ,!. il , . ...nu V""" lUUIKS Ueilt aowu liis butcher) Sav, 1 m Heart and a liver, eight iil,j i snoulilor. Now, 1 want 'm away. Bail way OuWwuu-Uu connected by mistiikej-Sorrj, but the wreck has hou cleared ' "Always remember, chiWrei the Htout teacher, "that 'ma: tlnugs spring from some sunlit Now, can any bov give meauei of that?" "I'lease, sir," S11, briirht bov. "like vnn an rutin thiit little piu on vonr euair h nay. "Before I give my auswer, the careful parent, "I would I. ask a question. . Cau vou sum family?" "I cau, sir," reptie.! .trembling suitor. "That iiefc l'uke her at once, my bov. mother and invself will soon as you set up housekteiiiof Prospective Tourist (at the bo. oitice ot a great ocean liner stateroom is near the steru of tli sel, isu't it? Agent Ye, nir. snective Tourist Yon ottcrht t charge me full juice for it. kp vwtynot? I'rospective Tourist cause when the steamer comejti I'll have to walk half nmilel ashore. Men Who Clini ee Willi n Smin The mention of Kansas rerain of a remark that (101161111 MacV mado to 1110, when we passed 1 ; ot Kansas men one day at run uando, I asked him it' thty lit been peculiarly during, "lei, said, "those fellows will put 1 1 brush through their liut-luiii charge with a smile straight to dom come, if it is necessary; A added General MacArtuur, 'It' just tho type of whut all the rti the soldiers out here are. That phrase, "chargiug withiM is not a fanciful one, but the meut of a truth. I saw (leuenl ton order the Twelfth reguU charge at 'fay t ay. The defer.'! this stronghold were knowulo' (client, and it was also suppo'dl about 3000 of the best soldiert is Filipino army wore behind tin tienchmeuts. Desultory fliinf been going 011. A little time l two men had been killed ehotth. the head, on the very spot 'het' erul Lawtou stood when It oi-l the charge. It was across u ' space, perhaps a third of a niilt 011 level ground, intoir upteit m-: little rice ridges. The men with a smile. " The same phenomena hM ticed time aud ugaiii. Souie'i' a kind of a grin. J tliiuk no1 looked to mo more like a suiile 0: pleasure. Fortunately, i stauce. the Filiniuos hud, 0 to utcs before, evacuated, uml " 1: ,. . ., . l'h,.. iias lesuiiea at mill inuc phia Huturday Evening l'ost. The (JeoBiHpli.t of N"""' The geographical position th southern li the peuiusnlur projection 0"' which separates Kotzolme " the north from Boring sea on ...i ......... t.,.,,-,1 in I'vinnn nf VVnlno tlirt flstellt V North Aiiiniieiiii nmitiui'llt. rect line of navigation, it ' SJOOO miles northwest or !"'"" 170 miles southnast of bil")rii HHfll-rtHt Hot.tlAlllMltt. f)f it prior to 1877 was .St. Mhl"1'; miles to the southeusr, t . point of the steamers for 11 ; river; but during the 'fr V ficriri-mrntiiiiia ..f milling I"! hud built themselves up in close'"' and reduced the isolation civilized world by some til) Nome district as settled centra the lower course of the t'Uli, . ... - . uti-eso '' tundi course, which euieig1 1 butlly degraded Hue or niuw'--' j . . . ... ...tnntl and schistose mouutniu 1 ally not over 700 to l'JOO W tion, but backed by lf"er fl( hoights, and discharges iuto at a position 13 miles Nome proper. Three u',eli , v this mouth is the discharge , river. Both streams b'8 , course of several mile'"'' Popular Science Monthly.