The Fulton County news. (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, April 12, 1900, Image 7

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REV. OBJALMAGE.
TUB EMINENT DIVINE'S SUNDAY
DISCOURSE.
tinlvlrrit Vlrloiy In Krtrrnl Tlm Tri
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From Tciiiplnlioii t'Hlnmllr Mnjf H
ATrleil ly Itminlnir Awav Kroin
('ipyriu!it lnuo.l
V.-ArtNiiriiN. i. C From tin o!.l limn
lttl iii'Bnn Dr. J'tilinn0 In thi.i rlltroarw
makes nomn nturtliiii; ii(jostl()in us to t h-t
lientslyltwof IMiriMtlmi work nnd ioint out
tlm roinon ot so mimv pious fntlurno; text,
Josliun vlll., 7, "Th'iu filinllyti rise up rroiu
tb nmhuslt and selzn 1111011 tlio eltv."
Onn Hnljh11t.il nvniilnir, with my family
nronnd me. wn wnr tiilklnx ovir the scmii'h
of the text. In til ) wiilx open . hiiiI tlm
qtll'ik InterroKutions and th l.lHiii'heil
eheoks I riinilxed whiil 'i tlirlliiiifi ilrum:i
It wns. TIiito Is tlm old eltv, shorter hy
niiniii than any other eltv 'in the iiKe,
epelleil with two l.urs, A, t, Al. Joshua
rind his men want to take it. llw to do
It is the quest Ion. On n lornior occasion,
l'i n BtrlKlitforward, race to tm-e IK'lit, tlioy
had tieen delnutnil, hut now thev iirnicolnt;
to tako It by iiinhin-riidii. Oimeral .loshun
has two divisions In his army. Tlm onn
rtlflslon tlm hstllo.worn rruninandnr will
lesd liluiself. tlm otlmr division Im sends
oft to encamp In 1111 iimOiisli on tlm west
fldn of the city ot Al. No torcliun. 110
lanterns, no sound (,t heavy ImltalloiiH.
tnt 30,000 swarthy warriors tnovliiif in
hlloni-e, spenkliiK only in n whlspir: no
rimmriK or sw iros HK uni; .siiiokis, nst the
wiitiMimen ot At illseiivnr it, nml the struts
Lvm Im a (silurn. If the roisti ri'i s'ddirr
In the IsrHMlitisn ar;ny foiL'ois li i m. l r. all
iiloii tuo lino tlm word is "Hush!"
Joshua lulu s tlm other divMoit, tlm in
With wlih'h ho l In marid.. nnd puis It cm
tuo north side of the city rf Aland limn
I'pend tlm tilKht In r'Coinu'ltirlii io tlm
vallry. 'l'liiTii ho Is, thinking ever llm fur
Hums o, 111.' i iimlri(; .,iy with noinetlilni( of
Urn fis lin.. of W'-lilriutori tlio nljrht l,efori
Walorlioi or of .Mi-ado nnd I.e tlio uic.lit
lielor- f ietlysluir. Thero Imstand.s In llm
niRht nnd siiys tu hlinsull: "i'onder Is tlm
illvislmi In urti l.usli on the wi 't sldo ot Ai.
Hero l.s tlm ilivislon hiivo iiiiiler my i.'Sini'
I11I eoinrriHIid on t lie north side of Ai. Tlir
Is tho old i t y h'.iunhnriiiK In its sin. To
morrow will he the tattle." l.ooit! The
nieniliiir already hexins to tip the hills. Thr
aillliary otThietsof Al look nut In the morn -Inn
very early, and, while tliey do not sen
tlm division ia ambush, they behold the
other dlvlhlons of Joshuii, and thoerv "To
armsl To itrui.v' rlni through nil t In:
streets of tlm old l own, ami everv swrril,
whHther hacked and bent orio-wly welded.
Is broiiKhl out, and nil llm Inhablliiuts of
tlm city of Ai pour lliroiiRh tho irate, an
Infuriated torrent. hii.I tlmir ory Is. "f.'ome,
wo'll make nuU'li wocU v.Uh josiniu nun
bis troops!"
No sooner bud lliiw people rf tVi eonii'
out HRHlnst tho irooiM of .loshun thnit
Jutihua iravo such a command as ho seldom
gave "Kail buck!" Why, they could not
twlleve their own enrs! Is Joshua's rour
ntfo lulliuif him? Tin retreat is beaten,
nnd the Israelites tiro llyiuir, throwlni;
blankets and ranteens on ever ld under
this worse than Hull It'lii defent. And you
euirht to Imiir llm rotdleis of Ai clieur and
ciiet-r and ijlmer. Hut tlmy liu.v.a t .0 soon.
'J'ho iiieii lylii',' in nuihush are .stralnlni;
ilmlr visi.,,1 to r.'oi ome signal from Joshua
that tliey may know what time to drop
upon Ibe idly, .loshua takes hlr burnished
hpeur, Khtlerini? in tho sun like a shall ot
(loom, and points It toward tlm elty, and
when the men up yonder In the ambush see
It with liuwkliko swoop they drop upon Al
and without stroke of sword or stab of
rpenr take tlio city nnd put it to the torch.
80 much lor the division that was in
ambush, llow about tlm division under
Joshua's command? No sooner does
Joshua stop In the lll(;ht than all his men
stop with him, and ns ho wheels they
wheel, for In a voe of thunder ho erlcd
"Halt!" one strong arm driving bad; a
torrent of Hyins troop. And then, as ho
points his spent through tlio koIhuu IlKht
toward that fated city, his troops know
that they are to stHrt lor It. What a seenn
it was when the division In nmhuslt whieli
hud taken the city marchod down ncainst
the mcu of Al on tlio ouo side, and the
troops under Joshua doubled: up their
enemies from tlm other side, und tho men
of Ai were cuutrht botwoen these two hurri
canes of Israelii Ish couraire, thrust before
and behind, stubbed to breast and back,
(jrouud between tlm upper and the nethei
i:illl.!oues ot (toil's indignation! Woe to
llm elty of Ai! Cheer for Israel!
Ltson the llrsl: There is such a thlni as
victorious retreat. Joshua's labium back
was thu first chapter iu his succesnrul be
sletroivtont. And there are times In your
life wliou the best thing you cuu do Is to
run. l"ou were once the victim ot strong
drink. The demijohn unit the deenutei
were your flere foes. They ounm down
upu you with greater fury than the men 01
Al upon the men of Joshua, lour only
safotv Is to get away from thmn. V0111
dissipating companions will eoum around
vou for your overthrow, linn for vom
life! Kali back I Full buck from tho drink
iiiK saloon! Kail back from tlm wlac
j aitj! Your flight Is your advance; your
retreat Is your victory. Thuro Is a suloon
down on tlm next street that bus almost
beet I lio rulu of your soul. Then why do
you go ulong that street? Why do you nol
fiass through some other street rut her than
y the place of your calamity? A spoon
ful of brandy taken for mediciual pur
poses by a man who twenty year before
bad beeu reformed from drunkenness
hurled Into inebriety und the gmvo one of
tlio best friends I aver had, del rent is
victory!
Hern Is a converted Infidel. Ho Is 90
htrong now In his lalth In the Oosuol Im
says Im cuu read anything. What are you
reuding? liollugliroke? Audrew Jackson
Davis's, tracts? Tyudull's Glasgow Uni
versity address? Drop them and run. Vuu
will bo 1111 liilldel before you die unless you
quit that, I'tieso men of Ai will bo 'too
uiueh for you. Turn your back 011 tho rank
and fllo of unbelief. My before they eul
you with their swords und transllx you
with their Javelin.
Ho, also, there is victorious retreat in the
religious world. Thousunus of times the
kingdom of Christ lias seemed to fall back.
Wliou the blood nf l ho Scotch Covenanters
gnvo a deeper dye. to the heather of tho
highlands, when the Vaudols of France
chose extermination rather than make au
unchristian surrender, when ou St, llartlio
lomew's day mounted assassins rode
through llm streets of I'arls, crvlng "Kllli
Uloodlottin Is good iu August! KI1P
Death to the Huguenots! Kill!" when
Lady June drey's hnad rolled from till
executioner's block, when Calvin was Im
prisoned Iu the castle, when John K110.1
died for thu truth, when John linnyriti lay
rotting In Iledlord Jail, saying, "If (tod
will help nm and my physical life cou
tiuues, I will stay here until the moss
grows ou my eyebrows rather than glveup
my faith," tho duys ot retreat for tin
church were days of victory.
. Tho pllgrm fathers fell back from the
other sldo of the sea to Plymouth, Hook
but now are marshaling a continent for
the .Christliinlnatlon of the world. Tin
Church nf Christ falling buck from Pied
uiont, falling buck from ltuu HI. Jacques,
falling back from St. lleuls, falling back
from Wurtumberg castles, falliug back
from the llrussuls market place, yet all the
time triumphing Notwithstanding all the
reverses which the Churcliof Christ suf
fers, what do weseo to-day? Twelve thou
sand missionaries of tlm erossou heathen
grouuds; eighty thousand ministers ol
Jesus Christ Iu this bind; at least four hull
dreil millions ot Christians on the eartli.
Falling buck, yel advancing until thu old
Wesleynn liymu will prove truu;
The lion of Judith shall break the chain
Aud give us the victory again and again!
(tut there is a mora marked llluslratlor
of victorious retreat Iu tlm life of mil
Joshua, thu Jesus ot the ages. First full
lug back from au appalling height to an
appalling depth, falling from celestial lillli
to terroatrlal valleys, from throne tu man
ger; yet that did not seem to sufllce llici as
as u retreat. Falliug back still farther
from Dethlehoiu to Nazareth, from Naz
areth to Jerusalem, back from Jerusalem
to Golgotha, buck from Golgotha to the
muusoleum In the rock, buck down over
the precipices ot perilltlou until He wulkud
amid the cuvernn of thu eternal captives
arid drank of thu wino of the wruth ot
Almlgiity God, umld the Aliabs aud tlm
Jczebuls and thu Uelshaxurs. Oil, men of
the pulpit and men of the pew, Christ's
descent from heaven to euitli docs not
measure half tint distance! It was from
glory to perdition, tit) descended Into
noil. All thu records ot earthly retreat ars
as nothing compared with this falliug
back. Hauta Auuii, with the fragments of
If.i uruiy living over tUu plutuuiuot M"iluu.
and Napoleon and his nrmy retreatlnr;
from Moscow Into the awful snows nf
Itusslu ar.i not worthy to be mentioned
with this retreat, when all tlm powers ot
darkness seemed tube pursuing Chil-l n
lie tell back until the body of Hun who
came to do such wonderful things lay pulse.
Ies nnd stripped. Methlnks that ilm city
nf Al wis not so emptied or Its Inhabitants
when I hey went to i.ursno Joshua i,s per.
dillon was emptied of devils when they
stinted for tlm pursuit of Christ, und Ho
fell back an I back, down lower, down
low'T, chasm below vhiism, jiii below pit,
until He seemed to strike llm bultom of oli
jurgnll in and s-orn and torture. Oh, the
long, loud, jubilant -limit of h-l at the de.
lent of tlm l.nrd God Almighty!
Ijisrmn the second: Tun triumph of tlm
wicked Is short. Did you ever see an nrmv
iu a panic? There is nothing so uuei.ii.
Irollnblo. If yon had sloo I at Long llrldge
Washington, during tlm opening of our
sad Civil War, you would know what It Is
to sen an army run. And when thoo men
nf Al looked nut and saw tho.o men of
Joshua in a stampede thev expected easy
work. They would scatter them as the
equinox tlio h aves. Oh, the gleoful und
Jubilant deseont of the men of M upon the
men of Joshua! Ilut tlmlr exhilaration was
brief, for tlm tide of battle turned, tin I
these quondam conquerors lelt their miser
able carcasses in tlm wilderness of llcthu
ven. Ho It always Is, lim triumph of llm
Wicked Is short. You make i'JU.uOO at the
gnmbllng table. Jin you expect to keep II I
i ou will die In llm poorhoits.i, Vou make
a fortune by Iniquitous tralllc. Do you ex
pc.ct to keep It? Vour mouev will scatter
or It will stay long enough to eurse vour
children after you ate dend.
t ail over the roll o( bad men who r s.
perod nml how short was their prosper
Ity. For awhile, like the men of Al, they
went from conquest to nonquest. bin nfter
awhlm disaster rolled buck upon them, and
they were divided Into three parts. Mis.
fortune took their proporly, Cm grave tonlt
I'lelrbody and tlm lost world took their
soul. I am always interested Iu tlm bull I .
tug of palaces or dissipation. like to have
them built ol the best granite and have the
rooms made large nml to have Hie pillars
made very Ikui. God Is going to conquer
them, and they will I n turned Into asvluuis
and art galleries and churche...
How long will It taku vour Invs to get
through yourill gotten gains? The wicked
do not live out liiiif Ihnlr dav. Fonnvhilo
nrny swagger ami strut and make a great
splash in llm newspapers, but ufter awhile
it all ilwludlesdown Into a brief paragraph
"Dioil suddenly, April H, 1110(1, at thirtv-llve
years of age. lielutives and friends of the
family are invited to attend tlm fu'mral on
Wednesday at 'J o'clock trom his late resi
lience 011 Madison square. Interment at
Greenwood or Oak Hill." Rome of them
jumped oil the docks. Some of them took
prusslo n -l I. Home or them Ml under the
-nap of a Derringer pistol. Some ot them
spent their days In a lunatic asylum.
Where lire William Tweed nnd his nsso
clHtes? Where tire James Fisk, the liber
tine, und all tbn other misdemeanants?
'I he wicked do uot live out half their davs.
Disembogue, O world of darkness! Come
up. Hlldobrand nnd ll"nry II and liobes
plerre, and with blistering anil blasphotn
log and nation Hps, bins out, "The triumph
of the wicked is short."
Lesson the third: How much may be a.
complishud by lying In ambush for oppor.
.unities. Are yiu hypercritical of Joshua's
maneuver? Do yon sav that It was eheut
ing for him to taku Unit city bv ambus
cade? Was it wrong for Washington to
kindle eiirnpllres 011 Jersey heights, giving
the Impression to the opposing force that
a grout army was encamped ihere when
thoro was none at all? I answer, if the
war was right, then Jt shnn was right in
bis stratagem. He violated mi Hag of
truce. He Lroko no trinity, but bv a lawful
iimbus.'anu captured the eltv of Al.
Oh, that we all knew how to He iu nm
bush for opportunities to servo God! The
best of our opportunities do not He on the
surface, but are secreted. Ily tact, by
slratagen, by Clirlstlau ambuscade, yoii
may take aliucst any castle of sjn ' for
Christ, Coma up toward men with, a reg
ular lieslegement ot argument, und vmi
will be defeated, but just wait iiulil tlm
door of their hearts Is set ajar, or tlu-y are
off their guard, or their severe caution s
away trom home, and thou drop in ou tliom
from it ChiUtliiu ambuscade.
There has been many a man up to hU
chin In sclentlllc portfolios which proved
thero was no Christ and no divine rnvela
Hon. his pen a sclmutor 11 tine Into thu
boart of theological opponents, whonever-
iiioiess tins nuen illhcomllted and captured
for God by soma little three-voar-old elobi
who bus got tip aud put bersriowy arms
nrouiiu run sinewy iiuok nuu asked in
simple question about God.
Oh, mako a flunk movement! Steal :i
march 011 the devil! Cheat that man luti
heuven! A !t treatise that will stand all
the laws of homltoties may f ill to do that
which a penny tract of Christian eutreatv
may accomplish.
Oh, for more Christians iu ambuscade--no
lying In Idleness, but waiting ror a
quick spring, waiting until just tlm right
Hum comes! Do not talk to 11 man about
the vituity of this World on the day when
ho has bought something at "13" ami is
going 10 sell It at "13." Ilut talk to him
about the vanity of the world on Cm dav
when lm has bought something at "1.7'auJ
Is compelled to sell it at "12."
Ijessuu the fourth; The importance 0(
Inking good aim. There Is Joshua, but
how arothosepooploltn ambush tin vouder
to know when tliey are to drop on the oltyr
mm now are mesi! mun nrouiiu Joshua i t
know when tliey ure to stop their light
aud advnuco,' There must be some signal
a signal to stop tlm one dlvlslnu and to
start the other. Joshua, with a spuitr on
which were ordinarily hung tlm colors of
battle, points toward tho city. Ho stands
In such a cousj ieuous position, und there
Is so much of the morning light dripping
from the sp'inr tip, that all around the
horizon they see ll. It was as much as to
say: "Thero is the oily. Take ll!"
God knows an I we know that a" great
deal of Christian attack amounts to noth
ing simply because wo do uot take good
aim. Nobody knows aud wo do not know
ourselves which point wo want to take
when we ought to makeup our minds what
God will have us to do and point our s pern
io that direction an I then burl our body,
niud, soul, tium, eternity at Unit one Ur
get.
Iu our pulpits? nnd pews and Sunday,
schools aud prayer meetings wu waul to get
a reputation lor snyiug prutly things, and
so wo polat our spear toward thu Mowers,
or we want it reputation lor saying sublime
things, and wt point ourspe.ir toward the
stars, or we want to get a reputation for
historical knowledge, and wo point our
spear toward tho past, or wo want to got u
reputation for great liberality, so weswing
our spear all around, while there is the
old world, proud, rebellious and urinoil
agalust all righteousness, and Instead or
ruuuing uny further away from Its pursuit
we ought to turn arouud, plant our foot In
the strength of the eternal God, lift the old
cross and point It In tlm direction of the
world's conquest till, tho redeemed of
earth, marching up from one side und thu
glorllleil of heaven inarching down from
the other side, the last battlement of sin
Is oompellud to swing out the streamers of
Kmaiiuel, O church of God, take aim anil
conquer!
Lautartliie's llarlier Mt III Alive,
Lumartlue's barber, a certain it
Isopy, is (anye a I'urij correspondent)
Btlll ullvo. He Is Jtmt ninety-two, nnd
his greatest delight Ih to talk of hU
hero. Ho trenanterH up u faded daguer
reotype of the geutlintnlul politician,
who, having been the dominant flgurs
in Franco, died in obscurity. M, Iapoy'j
nhow was the favorite gathering place
ot tho celebrities of '48. It Is prob
able that M. de Lnniurtine, who used
to Biunirton his hainlicuser to Macon,
employed him ua an cm Unary in those
turbulent duyu. It wus plwuslug to
know from such tin authority that
Lamnrtine was tho inventor of "gen
nine bear's grease from RusHla," and
that this unguent -was tlis ottUHe ot the
poet's silky locks
Home Mou Are Horn I.ueky,
An Indiana man claims to have a
brother In England who is the father
ot 32 children, nil by one marriage.
Three tlmoa there were quadrupluts,
four times triplets, and twins appeared
on the scene twice. All of the children
except two are said to be living. New
York Tribune.
PECULIARTIES OF GENIUS.
Ta-
fttartoi of Rime. Keinhrlrh. Hl.
tnno and dig. I oil.
Onn prima donim nt least has lieeq
known to take her own conk to prepare
dlntipr for her whru .she was invited
out to dine. Mme. .Seinin h h Is not ao
exui tins I" hor requirements. In one
iRKpect she I iinylpldlim everything
she diiuks must be warm, even cliiim
puRnn. The other nllit at a large
dinner party she surprised hor hostess
by asking for 11 pitcher o." hot. water.
W ii"n It, wns brought io tn r ;;ltn pro
ceeded to dilute the champagne in her
glass, "to keep," i,s she expressed 1:,
"from takiiiir cold." - Her Inisimiil,
poeslbly fearing that with such ft sen
sitive organization Mine. Kembri.'li
might take cold If ho fulled to pour
hot water In bis rliri'iipaKim, followed
the sumo hygienic course. Hut Tamug
110 was the frying one, when It rnme
to dinner parties. Vport one occasion,
the lit. Indeed, of the kind, he was
Invited to dint- In tho H.u.reil and Inner
most circles. Home of his fellow tdng
ers. including tho "e Roszkos end
Mum. Melba, were also invited. Tho
fti'at thing he did wrta to open his opera
hat and put It on thr floor beside big
chair. The soup, fish nml the earlier
courses passed without Hinpiise. Hut
after awhile hothouse grapes, bon
bons and other edibles found their way
Into his hut. With each relay ho
would say briefly, "For my daughter."
Finally, when the company arose from
tint table, his colleagues completely
overcome with chagrin, he took llm
bouquet of the lady who aat next to
him. calmly saying. "For my daugh
ter," and placed that on top or the
collection, put his but under his mm
and marched out. Slgnor Foil Home
yours since took part in a concert :it
At. Helen's, where ho sung "The Raft."
He had Just finished his first voise
when an Infant In arms made the hall
reuonud with lis cries. Foil commenced
the second verse, tlm first line of
which runs "Hark What Is that which
greets the mother's ear?" Ho could
get no further than the end of the
line hy reuaon or a fit of iincniitrollu
blo laughter. He- left the aluge, but
soon returned, amlling, and sung In
his inimitable style. "Out ou uo
Deep."- Denver Time.
Hpi-nad or tho Kncll.l l.anutrr.
Writing on the decline of the French j
language, M. Jean Flnot points out '
that at the end of the last century
French wus the language spoken by j
tho greatest numbni- of civilized peoule, !
whereas now it stands fourth. '
If ouvrlinlit Hints.
If thorn Is one thing on which the hnnse
wltrt prides herself, It Is that of having Iter
laundering done nicely. o that the wur
Ing nppnrel ienv bo t!n ndiulriition of all.
The washing Is a small matter, anyone al
most run do Hint, let to liavo tlm litmus
present Hint flexible mi l gio-sy appear
ance, alter being Ironed requires a fine
quality of march.
J. C. Hubinger's new lieindrv starch,
"lied Cross" nnd "Hubirupr's Host"
brands are his Infest inventions snd the
ilm st stare!) -ver place I 011 the market;
Hot a new starch made bv a new linniifilc
lurer. but n new starch by tlm lending and
'uly nanufneiitrer of 1 1 1 . laundry slnreh
In tho United S ntcJ.
His new method of Im rudiiclntr th
Mnrch with the F.iiilless Chain Starch pnnk
enubles you to gi-t one Inrgn 10c. package
of "lied Crnss" starch, onn large 10c. pack
litre of "Hubinger's Hem" starch, with the
premiums, two beautiful Shakespeare
panels, or one Twentieth Century Girl cal
endar, all for Te. Ask your grocer.
I'libllshliig ilrms state that the rise In the
price of Itlbles is caused by the advance In
paper, and not by a ile.-lxo to form a lllble
trust.
f'nlni-rti f'niiiiet lie ftirfl
Wil'l local application', a ','ilt v e innot. rs.soll
theseatol tbedi-.cn...-. r-itirrh 1- a blood or
ron.tilnl.iimiil dis.-a-e, nnd tu order to cure
it. vou tini-t Iske Internal r-m, dies. Hall's
Cti(.iri-)i Cure is taken Intei-hsU-.-, and sctMijl.
rect.ly 011 the blond iinil nni'-.iu eirl.u-r. Hall's
CitUirrll C ure is mil 11 qitack mcillelne. Uwic
pi-esenlir-d by one ot l.lie Im-ji, physicians In
ibis cminlrv tor ysrs, and is a l-cgulnr pre.
scrlnr.ion. It Is i-eni)i,.e.l of the be.t tonics
known, rem I an--d -a i'b the bc-t Mood purifier ,
nctinirdil- ,1 mi the mucmt-i surbe-e.. The
perl', c t Cul II hi ill 1 inn ot the IwM i Ir.'lellitn t. Is
what produce .in h wen Icrful rculLs in ciu
Ini; c.l';irrli. srnd tort "-tiinimiais, Iree.
r .1. Cm ni.v A Co.. I'l-ups,, i'oludn, O.
Sold by llruciKl ., pi-be,
Hall's Faintly 1'ilU.iiu lie- lic-t.
A great ileal of A'lierl' nn
Into iidnliiti In .Mexico.
money is going
Ilaw Are Your KlUner t
IV nothi'fisrriM Pills, -.i.renll kmnerllls. fsw
flo frss. AUd. bicrbnii llcinuCri.'e.,t'bu'aicaurN.V
Perfume are much in voguo again, niter
.the few years of comparative dluse.
Hie licit ITescrlpllnii fur Chills
ll1 Fever Is ll bellbl (if lillOVX'S TaSTHI.KSS
tun 1. Tiisiv. I. Is siniplr iinil Kiel quinlns In
a tasieloss lui tu. No cum--no pay, I'rloo 0O&
Mil) era! production this vetir will reach a
value of nearly l.0:K),tSM),Oisj.
H. 11. G ukkn's Sons, of .Vrlunt i. On., are t hp
only sii'-eesrul Dropsy tfis-clnlisLs in the
world. Ure their liberal oirerln ailverlbse
merit in another column of this p.ip?r.
There arc "10 saloons In the First ward of
Chicago.
To Cure Constipation t'oreveit
T:tUeCusiuiets ciiinlv Cailuirno. lOo nrSo.
It C. C. C. fall to uuru, ilruguists refund money.
! Not limit fur II.
Why should a inttii borrow trouble
when be can pick it. up almost any
where? St. Ixmls Star.
KEMP IT CLEAN.
Nothing is more difficult to kwp clean nnd sweet
than a nursing bottlo. Yet if it is not thoroughly cleaned,
the particles of milk adhering to it become rancid and
affect the health of the infant. No trouble will arise
from this cause, if, after using the bottle, it is first
rinsed in cold water, then filled with warm Ivory Soap
suds and let stand for half an hour, and then w ell rinsed.
The vcRctible oils of which Ivory Soap' is nude lit it for many s,pecud
uses for whiJi other so.ips are unsafe or unsatisfactory.
corvsaixT ims sv tmc mocTts oamsii: co. cimcisma r
iMAv What a story of suffering tint one J
Tiyjr "'"v t'fC( out' scsms t0 mc J
Ji t step. I haven't a par- I fl
P j$s t'cc am,'t'olu cint
Jy nervous, ind depressctl."
That's
tipvre Blood
I 1
Now YOU know wfiat tKc trnuKli t v-iti rrtiilv t-ti
y ww luiiiij bi w" iti
cure, a perfect SarsiparitU. - Sarsaparilla" 13 simply tltc
name of tnc merJicinc, (or in a perfect Sarsaparilla there ire a
great many remedies.
What you vant is a Sarsaparilla that will make your Wood
pure, a Sarsaparilla ihat will make it rich and strong, a Sarsapa
rilla that is a powerful nenc tonic. You want the strongest
and best.
That's AYER'S
"The onry Sarsaparilla made under Ihc personal supervision ol three
graduates: a (Jrnduate in pharmacy, a gradvatc in
chemistry, nnd a fradtate m medicine."
$1.00 a bottle. All druggist.
" I-ast July my oldest daughter was takciksick, and by th 1 time s!,,: bemn
to nmnd I was down sick myself front caiing for her. I was dx.ou raged,
and did not caio much whcihur I lived or diod. Mi- Im.lou.i et me
bottle of Aycr's SawaparilU and its effects wore magical. Two b.utlcs of
.1 jui nm on my joet anu 111.1110 a wcu Wuuiuti
i)iitonsK)rt, Iowa, Jin. ly, 1000.
L-re magical. Two lt.utlcs of fi.;2
1 of mo." Jam; M. IIkoWn, rA
Aco Limit for t'hrosr,
"A few days ago," said Hurry Cuii
nltighnm, ot Montana, at Chamber
lain's, "the late Charlie Broadwater
of our stale, gave a banquet to about
a score of his pursonul friends. It was
an elaborate spread, aud one of the
chief items was some twenty-year-old
brandy thut cost Mr, llrondwater n
fabulous price and regarding which h
spoke with much enthusiasm. At tht
wind-up of the feast coffee and Roque
fort cheese were brought In. though th
latter was not commonly, down on
Montana menus at that period. Sit
ting near the host was one of his spe
cial friends, who, after eyeing tht
Roquefort a trifle suspiciously, tasted
it, made a wry fare and shoved his
plate to one side. 'You don't seem to
like that,' remarked Mr. Hroadwuter.
'Indeed, I tlo not, Charlie. Your twenty-year-old
brandy is all right, hut I'll
bo d d If I like your twnuty-year-old
cheese.' "-Washington Post.
Kdneate Yonr Rowel With Clara rots.
Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever.
lOe.SSo. If C.O.C. fail, druiiiilsu, refund mono.
The marriage rato of Guoensliiiid. Austra
lia, has been steadily declining fro:n 1 1.5 )s.-r
i.vou 111 i.so., 10 i.n pr i.uuu iu lsiis..
Vitality low, debilitated or eihaustedeunM
by Dr. Kline's Invigorating Tonic, Flux HI.
trial bottle fur:) week's treatment. Dr. Kline,
lain VII A-rvtl Nt.. Philadelphia. Fuiluded Itl.i.
(Mutuant the Plane.
It is said that Jared Sparks, chosen
president of Hnrvard college in 849
yielded promptly and courteously io
tho opinions and wishes of the faculty
where no important interest was at is
sue, but wherever the welfare of bonoi
of tho college or of its Individual) mem
bers was concerned, he adhered im
movably to his own Judgment. A case
In point, says Doctor I'eubody, In hie
"Harvard Graduates Whom I Have
Known," occurred when Kossuth was
making his progress through tho coun
try. Mr. Sparks was one of the few
who were disinclined to pay homnge.
The then usual spring exhibition, nor
imilly held in tho college chapel, was
ut hand, and It was understood that
Kossuth would bo present. The faculty
voted unanimously, or nearly so, to
bold this exhibition where the com
mencements were held. In the First
Parish church. Mr. Sparks declared
llm vote, but added: "It is for you.
gentlemen, to hold the exhibition
w here you please. I shall go to tho
ihaiml in my cap and gown at the
usual hour." The vote, of course, was
11 -considered.
A Jnesii' Collxitlon of DnIU.
Queen WiUioltuIua has preserved her
dolls and adds constantly to her col 1
lection.
WILLS PILLS BIGGEST OFFER EVER MADE.
I'nr t'lilv IO 4Ynt wo vi mmhI to any 1. o. atl
flnw, U iuV ttiMtini nt t ttlx nst iiumUWim on
i uth, nml put you on th truck how to tuakt :lmi.
v Hitit nt -oiir tu.iiiH. A'lilrt hII on Inn to TIih
l(. It. HU Mi . M, liie. umimiiy, f.t I Mii
lielli NI,4lliiMfinlwii, Mi. HrHlli'li IlltU't-!!
Itfll JiulluiiH A.i uoliliittlon. II. '.
Sour Stomach
"Arirr I was I u duces! o tnr Cliea
RRTSl, w.tl no.-rrtie wllliout ineui In tt boisw.
Mr ilvsr as In a vi-rr b.l hai. snd my Kmsl
anhril sikI I lisa .lerusca Ir-iiiW. Now. sttMW tan
Ins: Oruu-srelv I fnvl flnB Mp alts lias als uasd
tliuoi win Nni-ni;liil results roc ,iruoaeh -
Jus. Krcuu.su. rji cunsrsv, t St. l.jla. Mo.
fT CATHARTIC
st tm suss sisousTtafa
Pleasant Pslalsble. Isitrnr. Tssla tinml. IS
uuod. .Neer Slcktis Wrakuu. or liiis. siu. i.is,.
... CURE CONSTIPATION. ...
RtlrtLs r,a,MS. I'Mak SmIiyS, s.a fart. AM
NQTQB1C s!''', "i tV"rs"",l bT alldmsf
n W" I l'BAVI a-in, (T HB l'ubauoo llulSu
crop can
row with
out Potash.
Every blade of
Grass, every grain
of Corn, all IVuits
and Vegetables
must have it. If
enough is supplied
you can count on a full crop -if
too little, tire growth will be
' scrubby."
Sryod fr tvir toki Ifl'kif Ii aloiii r'.mo.itiitn nl
fcriilia-m fitr.it Adapted to au! rrop. Pify tont you
nothing.
(..KRM N KAU WOKK.nj NaM.n fi:.. Nw Vntk.
5
w ono or triarliMr h rtink'trn nt tpnnit
Miulty BiimfruUcuTion tu tlmi rHh t,.f ju.
ItuUi depn-wim. Miatiy iiiiuwit ui
HIRES
rm rt forn aprtni: ton tn-and rtr-aumtnrr
trTHr(i'. ft fttlotia for 14 ur Writ Im ssprtfCHtlt J
U wf UI4IUI.IM4 -.ilPreHl frM for Im-: VirJv.Ifl
1 Oiarln K. Hirss t .
Ijt. V?ic2)t2L -Halvsra, I'o. YCj
WANTED
a t-v HOUK t'AN V AsSKItS,
:il.lre U. II. 1'Oltll K, ,r
lb) St. Purist. lulliiuerc, tbl.
fiiiir.' 1 l;t;K. i,,.., ,1. ktp:vI'.h A '('?
I'l4ll.-Ii.: I'lH.Sv,, . I'leve.., , H ., (.,,,,-., ,.
II .S IT
nDHPQY NEWMSCOVERTisiw.
a I V I J9 I iiuiult r.ost aod our wml
a.iut. i UML.ieei.ai, uia llldaye' traalaisiil.
Or. S. S. iaU.SN ISOSt.Sgs t,alluu,U
L..I ins whikf in ii u
Host C.ush Brup.
111 Hue,. S I I ilniLitnl.
.-, au
hi tiiiis. s.j -I t- ammnn 11
Stops the Cough mfihyQ
A KLONDIKE SCENE.
NOTE EvcrY druggist from Klondike to Cuba sells Laxative Bromo-Quininc Tableta
for Colds and Grip. In fact it is the only Cold and Grip prescription sold throughout this
vast territory which is striking evidence of its virtue and popularity. This signature
S appears on every box of the genuine article. No Cure, No Pay. Price 250,