THE AVERAGE MAN. !nn of (tranlte; nl bronied bv the mn, poornerrow slionld"; ,uod the work be had 111' ndlK- I nnr. on . .. n.tlan). nni wmiij ni. I - i .!!' tnronli bin pallor and tan Li, l dull". eeylog: lit, Cu,y tn uftjrnge man. M ik hori or poet, n , ..r wpftrintf n crown. "I L , tmi.l-worklojr eervaut luiiin'i'ioM I'm down; Jrn. mi l if u nt" "omplnlulngj at on tl b wy J "m, o' tlw diys ' om9 morn' fnt f!:e sveraga maa." BY RICHARD DUFFY. OFHY VAN TWI8-' torn won having her 11 r s t vacation in twelve years. The previous ono had been Infore tUo Von Twistorns lout all their money, and old Mr. Van Twistern, wboHO line ran hack to the Dutch tjom- lur to escape the shame ... , a ll Ikl llptev, couiuiniuu . ;- . I inrinir twelve long yenra Sophy i. Like.) fur aud nursed her invalid at-Jy, " thy who in charge of tho laces at ""Vs wruod a luir salary. 4 hnmiror, when she recoived her ."';' vaoation, she wonld Bend tUor up to the dray Monntmu Soniiyifematneii in mo nai ""id the dresnmaking to last her "l"lr and herself during the winter. Crctotuer would have preferred to with .Sophy, but tho daughter ;'pstiiiiitu iu this particular. As w.as nil docility in every other, y-t jrs. Van Twistorn yieldod. itiijr, Sophy would waudor down IMMouittiiin Valley with her book "it-Lr knitting, tryiuR to pick ont (corners of shade, which she r ll ffttcy bur mother might kave rfcp. hupliy knitted wristlets and Hn-teUes And road books like "Bob- AMsmfo-e ." Sophy was thirty-six iailin knew herself to bo au OKI "fjthe second day of hoi stay, as .xiil n sTToet child .s voico Bing- I ilonn't lovn nobmly, fjouody loves ml ov tbreo times this bit of tho souff was rcpeatoii, ana nacu with itreator Rusto. I'lieu saw coming down tho path a itilo r I of about live or six ia a ciitty pinnforo, with, it a 'ii.l, iv very dirty tanf-lo of curia 1 .ilinp; upon her checks ihouMers. fu'it soui cnuily, little girU" - called timidly. 1 Inii-Op!" was the stout veply, auu mtti tle va-ihond rau tip to her with luliitjy eyes oud lips. I4i-.au t yon r,ay jicaso; K''-th, I kin. I alwavs say pleath Bosijiv who gives mo crackers. " 11 you nay please to me? 'will if you always give r en there,' Sophy replied, o mo aud ""'kohl up a lunrshmaliow iu cold """ttism hcfiiro tho child's louginir jpoth! n'cath! I'lonlh!" Ehrilled ,, k.thy suatobed tho child up and llA hr smndfxsd check. She ped nviriiUiimllow after marsh- jw nito tho tiuy month. Any- ji.lwouUl I sow Sophy was .bl,kf, ' 7 Corfhftt's your name, littlo au old Rill?" iked, su.ly patliu tho tangled liltli. t." ; t?" And your otiior uuine?" 1'iKfonnt Housn Dot." a b-fbei-u's ' nr mamma?" fiusiziurj to do with me." heiu'j ; )ur pnpa?" puy w i arpiisea to hear her re- - I tbo by rote. 'Tap's dead. '""'tae It. h" s', you 'Hut h '.( n't nay that." Dhy staiaJalthe child, invalided. j won't," Dot said, shortly, "if I Rivo mc aomo more more caudv ll flK,te do you live?" Sopuvnskod. Wri't I toll you that I'm "Mount 't, tru W,J'ulf in thummer, when f " 1 3 'uw'ieu. i tuieop with Whut ill- van burn. In wiuter Jim and mo ..v.. UW kl , p in aiuo. i) you evor attic? Gee! It's oold """wbut r,n . . H JO or name?" omo to see mo again ..ai.:'ll yo iiuve caudv?" Hm-Pluifs j nr name?" nBljely nai.u.' Sophy." (k.;f! a funay name. Oood r;iiu Kuiu- Up t0 H0(J Mr Bual ' """'"p on the hill. He's tim.V'3 v;a tho smndged cheek s, ui ... i. mined two moro marsh wh T r tuu, uol's baud. The nl.il n M flon !,nr kn ,! . iL. Til? i'1""0'' love nobody, ko;"'T lovee me. " hui 7 t ' 01 tllB hogriraod lit f rti ,! , sllB ont of High u. of v.-, , Jl UBr Sl,n8 had fade .f .V , ' e--aua a girl, too, ,n - , mother must that b if , ,low haPly should ' " r,"u" 1 4 to have mi..l. ni.n.i n i . Then Mias Van Twis erw Herself m a dnv dienm r tbe ook and road lesolutnlv ,oui tead three chapters and of Dot's sonc raiiw in 1 t an eoho could not be d it grew strongor eaoh euough, there was Dot and if iue ptttb. Oulv. a ireu er hand as she skipped ot oned, while yet fifty 'I fetohed Mr. Bosley to ele7 tl s Hophy, Mr. Bosley wii, stout man, manner. Ho had great, s aud a round. shava Ha warm alt buttles and wins them. it hiiildn nil turrets Hint tower Ovr wall of Hie olty to tell fe. Of the role aad priests of the honr. Without hlin the uminrnt Is belplose, The earth, but n plnoo and n plnn. H-J dm all and clothes all and feel nil, Tata sad-smlllog, average man. Then I lifted m bund In a promlee. With tenth t cloee, and my breath Held hard in my tbrout, nud I ut tered . A vow that shell oulllvo death. I nwearthnt the bulldor no longer To me ehnll b leee tlmn the plnn. Henoetorwnrd b gnerdon and gl.ry And bope for tbo averaire man. Uumlln Oarlnnd. UNTAIN HOUSE DOT. faoe. There was nothing liandsomo or dashing about Mr. Hosley. Yet a wealth of kindness and comfort showod iu his every move and speeoh. "I hope yon will not think me rnde," ho said. "Dot insisted that I should come to see her 'Candy Lady.' And Dot managos to make ino do everything, except leave her, I think." "Dot has managed rjuito happily this time, Mr. Uosley," Hophy re turned, timidly. "My name is Van Twistern. I've been at tho Monntain Houso three days, but I made the ac quaintance of Miss Dot only this morning." "Mr. Bosley, kin I have another cracker, pleath," pleaded Dot, delving into his coat pocket. "That's the last one, Dotty eat it slowly," he said to hor as he took off his nap and mopped uis balu lrow. "Onoh! Look at the yaller butter fly," Dot burst ont, and the next in stant she was leaping down tho slopo like a fawn. Mr. Bosloy and Sophy watched hor frantic chase. Then when she began to dodce iu and about the shrubbery they fell to talking about tho charm of tbe mountains; then of hotels: then aud Sophy was most inquisitive to hear this Mr. Uosley hegau to ten wnai ho know abont Dot. 'I came intending to remain three oeks," ho said, "aud Dotty has per suaded me to remain a fortnight be yot-d that time. I don't know now when I shall go back to the city. I almost wiHh somebody would send mo toleirrara saving I must return ut ouoe. and yet " He went on to relate tunt lie linn found out that Dot's mother had come of furmer folk book iu tho hills. SUo was a waitress at the Mountain House. She had run away with one f the guests, who, of conse, had use for her only as u summer cxpori ment. "You can guess the vest, Mins Van Twistorn," Mr. Bosley continued more sadly, with his eyes lixcd upon tho ferrule of his oaue, whioh ho was oiling in tho dust. "The child was au impediment to the mother, who had taken a courso from wiucu tuore is no return. At two years Dot was sent to tho Mountain House. Tho mother sent bourd money nnd the old housekeeper took care of the little thing. After a while no money came, and tho result was that A shriek from Dot mako Mr. Bos lev and Scnhy iumn to their feet. Ho urried down to tuo lioiiow, wnero inouutaiu brook ran noisily. Before Sophy could catch up with him be was climbing back. In his arms lay Dot. sobbing and clinging to him. "She fell into the brook, no called to SonhY. "I think alios more frightened than hurt." "There s a out over her oyer cried Sorjhr. ooming nearer. "Yon had host carry hor baok to tho bouse." When they reached the Uotel tliey fouud the proprietor- on the ver audah. "Hollo!" he granted. "What's happened, Dot?" "She fell into tho brook,'' 3ir. Jos- ley explained. "Get some clean clothes for her nnd soino oold water." Hey, Jim!" the proprietor yelled to the stage driver. "Dot's hurt her self. Take hor back to tho barn and put hor to bed." "Mr. Doru," Hopiiy uroto in quietly, I think Dot needs care. I'll take her to my room. Head her clothes up there." Mr. Dorn looked aghast for a mo- mout. Tht-n he saw an extra tiobar for himin it, and answered unctuously: "Just as you like, Miss Van Twist- em," and wuiKca awaywim a pool opinion of the lady's suuity. (fivo her to me, please, Air. uos ley," said Sophy. Ho lMd the trembling, sobbing Dur- den in Sophy's arms. Miss Van Twistern," he mur mured, "you put me as inueh in your debt as you do tbo littlo one. I tiiauk you." Sophy gazed at him as he walked thoughtfully down the road. He mopped his brpw feverishly, and as he turned Sophy fanoied that his capaoious white kerchief was thrust to bis eyos. Sophy forgot all abont this tuat evening when sua lound Dot in a fevor. There were a few anguished moments of delirium ulso, in whioh she hoard from tho puroliod throat broken bits such aa 'Mr. Bosley the Candy Lady rieath Sophy Mr. Bosley." At ten o clock Sophy called a doctor who was staying at the hotel. He as sured her that Dot's ouly danger was frorc her highly nervous raako-up aud noglooted condition. All the ohitd needed was nurture and care, Sophy sat widu awake all that night, hearing the fragmentary moaus of the child aud the rustle of the summer wiud iu tho trees beside the window. She felt, nomehow, strangoly satisfied and calm. It was in tho first days of Septem ber. Dot was out f bud tot the third morning in three weeks. She was taking a sun bath in tbo rocker at the window, whioh looked out on the valley. Sophy's plain but refined faoe seemed worn and pale fr6m watching. Yet there was glow in her eyes that betokened a new interest iu life. Now she knitted stookiugs for Dot, and read nothing but "Jack the Giant Killer," "The TUrea Bears" and "Mother Goose." She had taken aa extia week of va cation, for which she must pay. Borne how tho thought of going back to the storo to work for nothing but th privilege of living in a lonely flat re pelled her. Sho felt sho would lik to remain always thus with Dot, knit ting littlo stocking ami roading 'Mother Goose. ' Mho had grown to chuff Dot, anil say that she meant to tuko her to Xcw York and keep her ulweys. Dot would reply, "Bully! only what's to become of Mr. Bosley? You know be always gives ino crack ers." Then Sophy would seo the impossi bility of keeping Dot all alono in Hat whilo nho was at work. She conld not afford n servant, and still it seemed almost a duty to snatoh the child from her precarious way of liv ing, and yot it was plainly impossible, and yet Here tho skein of her thinking always got in a tangle. A knock sounded on tbo door, and Mr. Bosley walked iu softly, as he had come evory day. for throu weeks, no matter iu what wnathor. "Well, it's oomo at last, Sophy" Dot had insisted that he call Sophy by her first name. Ho held out a telegram. "They want mo back day after to-morrow." Ho sat down, sad and reticent. "Why don't you ask ino how I am this niorn'ng?" cried Dot. How aro yon, Dot?" Mr. Bosley asked spiritlessly, "I've brought you n new pioture book." "Oh, you ro a daisy! sbo sunned; and in two minutes she was deaf and dumb to everybody in tho glories of her new beok. "Sophy er, Miss " but Sophy had noted his cautions air and caught his summons before he conld correct himself. She went quito close to him. I'd like, he whispered, "to loave you cr er a cnocic lor uot s ex penses." "Why, Mr. Bosley?" "rlease allow me, be broke n, and suddenly seized her hand "We've been here together, foster parents to her. You've done tbe part of the woman: let me do that of the We've thrown aside convention alities, perhaps, but wo've cleared the way a little for Dot. I ve culled you Sophy " "And I vo called you Air. "Coll mo Jim, will you? It's for Dot's sake you know." "Jim and nopby s faco named; her hand was as ico in his and her whole formed swayed so that be stretched forth his arm to stay hor. "Jim its for Dots sake, she murmured. Dot looked round unnoticed and silent as stone. "You've been very good,. Tim, aud I'd like to let yon do what wonld make you happy, but I can't. You see it would bo like taking it myself. I've got to go home next week and leave her. want to take her, but I can't. Let me have my way tho little while I am still here. "Sophy," he faltered, trombling now as much as she, "I want to take her, too. Let's tako her together." "Oh, Jim, Jiml" "Say yon will, for Dot's sake." Sophy's head'sauk upon his shout der, bis lips turned to meet hors. "For Dot's sake," she sobbed. "Hooray I" shrilled Dot from the other end of the room. "Mr. Bos ley's coming with us, aiu't he Sophy?" Uniform Tlmt la a Uniform. The mysterious mission of Engi ncor Ilg, Emperor Menelik's old aud trnBted adviser, to Europe, about which the Italian, French and Bus sian press has been so much cou corned, is at last explained, and iu a way undreamed of by auyone. It seems that so far tho great and clo rions Abyssinian army has had no uniform distinctively its own. Men elik, wishing to organize his troops on European lines, nnd feeling that the uniform is conducive to good dis cipliue, immediately decided to have ouo, but oue wlnoli would preservo the chief characteristics of the Ethi opian costuma and at tho same time bo workmanlike and durable. A ItuBsian artist, lately in Abys sinia, has overcome all the difllcnlties by designing a mixture of both Euro pean and Ethiopian. It consists of n short dark colorod tuuio, with one lino of buttons only, corded with red for the soldiers, and with gold for tho officers. Tbo trousers aro so very ohurt that most of tho leg remain bare, as do also tho feet, Monelik hay ing rebelled at the idea of shoes for his "quick steppers," who, in fact aro rouownod for their extraordinary swiftucss in inarching. 1'rom the belt hangs tho cartridge case, while they carry, besides, a rule, a sword and short dagger. The officers have also a revolver. The cap, if so it may be called, is the most curious feature this interesting costume. The ordi nary soldies' cap not seeming appro priate, a plume of feathers has been substituted, those of tbo omoers be ing ostrich, held to tho head by species of round ooinb. And thu tho Ethiopiau army, with blaok faces glistening under gay feathers, will pro oeed to battle with the proud conviction of being the most gorgeous troop in Africa. Home Correspondence in the Tall Mall Gazette. FritiMie Wlllnrd'a Kmpty I'ockelhook It wus characteristic of the bit Francos Willard that she never had any money: Miss Gordon attended to uer nuances, and it was fonnd ou the wholo best to leave Miss Willard'i purso empty, beoiune if Bue started out in the morning with a full pocket book she came back penniless in tbe evening. One night sho told in her inimitable way of having gone to Ch ciiro, and renchod Best Cottage agai on tho capital of a postage stamp At tho station sbo turned her pocket ont, but not a bit of chauge was to b found. She had forgotten all about it. "What am I to do about it?" she asked the ageut, perplexedly. "Anus is out, I think, aud I havou'ta oont of money. "I'll give yon a ticket, Mibs Will aid," said the olork. "When L cot iuto tho bus I re memberod again," she said, "aud told tho driver, I think I'll havo to walk for I haven't any money." "Ob that's all right, Miss Willard," said the driver. And so all day, greatly to her amusement, she weut on get' ting in debt to the railroads, cabme and restaurr.ntr.. Chicago Inter Ooean. OOOD LIOADS NOTES. I rrnfmiied Hmnle Hlhwj. sy ovEnxon rollins, of nm I Hampshire, Xauarn J. Baohel- v I der. Soeretnrv of th Board of Agriculture of that State, aod Dr. John D. Quackenbos, emcri- ;ns professor of rhetoric in Columbia, re engagod in the planning and eon- motion of a scenic road, 600 miles long, mostly in Xew 1 Hampshire. A society is being formed, of which Pro- lessor Quackenbos will be President, ad as soon as a company has been in corporated stock will be issued. Others who aro working for the rose" are Colonel John Hay, Federal Secre tary or State; Colonel Haskell, of Newton, and General Crnfts, of Beth lehem. The (Governors of Massachu setts, Connecticut and Vermont have expressed --their friendliness toward tho project ns a benefit to tho wholo New England mountain country. "Tho scenio road," said Professor Qnnckenbos, "will bo an outgrowth of the general movement for good roads iu that section. Tbe road are no worse than those in any other mount ainous region in this country, and some of them are away above tho aver age; but it is notorious tuat few Amer ican roads, judged, say, by Em-orioau standards, comport with our develop ment iu other directions. Our road will be a macadamized turupiko with toll-gates at frequent intervals. "Tho best macadamized roads cost between :I500 and $t)00 a milo; we eslimato that our SOU mile road will oost 82,000,000. This figure may he exceeded or reduced, accordiug to the extent to which wo deem it expedient and consistent to avail ourselves of roadways already laid.' We shall prob ably avoid existing thoronghfares moro ofton than might bo imagined, far of- toner tbau ordinary road-makers would considor neoessary. Beads are usually bnilt nearly in a straight line, but our road will be nniqno in that it will have no reference to commercial convenience or economy of time. It will wind iu and ont of woods aud fields, up and down hills and slopes, skirting hikes and crossing streams, and past historic spots. "Autoraobilists using it can carry with them provisions, golf-clubs, fish- ng-rods, shot-guns, and wuat not without impairing tho mobility which they sharo in almost equal measure it U the wheelmen. To them thu long, scenic road will offer attractions not to be fonnd clsewhoro. It is in tended mainly for automobiles, bi cycles and horses. A New Yorker, with his family, could set out. in his automobile to spend his vacation alnug the scenio road. Ho would proceed to New Boohelle, Stamford aud Bridgeport, through tho Berkshire Hills and tho Hoosao Mouutuius, to Bennington, Vt., thonce t hrough a gup in the Green Monutaius, to Brattle boro, aud on to Keone, X. IL, tuppiug the sconio road thore. 'The road will start from Boston. aud proceed diagonally to the Con necticut Biver, thence np tho Con necticut Valley, with a wido curve around tho eastern beach of Lake Sunapee, on np almost to tho head waters of the Connecticut, back again past the foot of Mouuts Washington and Adams, aud through the rest of the Whito Mountains, along the right shore of Lake Winnipiseogec, across to tho sea, through Portsmouth and Gloucester, and so ou baok to Boston. Thus, the tourist willtraverso mount ains, forests, lakes, rivers, seashore and settlements." flrnunta or Btnle Aid. Through State aid there have boon built in New Jersey abont 150 miles of hard roads. Counties, boroughs, town ships and other municipalities have constructed as many more. Each year siuoe 180o, whon the State begau to aid in this ruattor, tho miles of road improved have inoreasod, and the ont look, aocordiug to-the recent annual report of Honry I. Budd, the Commis sioner of Pnblielloads, is for a steadily widening interest. In 1805 tho con struction was forty-six miles, in 18!)d fifty miles, in 18l7 soventy, iu 1808 eighty-five, and in 180!) about 110, while the total additional mileage peti tioned for is 505. For tbe year ended in October last the cost per milo was somewhat larger than in the provious year, beoanse of tbe higher price of labor and stone, aud delays in trans portation due to the shortage iu curs. Tho iuoiease iu tho State appropria tion from $100,000 to 8150,000 ena bled Borne of tho more enterprising of tho oounties to build as many miles as the limit of law ono-fourth of ono per rent, tax ou their rotables would allow; and this iu many cases thus brought to the point where continu ous hard roads over comparatively long distances are available. Thus there is a continuous line from Newark to Lake Hopatcong, soveral from Mor ris uounty to the uranges, and ono betwoeu Camdon and Trenton; whilo approved applications provide for eou tinuous hues from New Brunswick and Trenton to Loug Branch, and an improved highway all tho way from New Brunswick to Trenton, and thenco to Jersey City. Among tho recoiU' mendations made by tbe- Commis sioner, au important one Is for logis lation to regulate the wiath of tires. It passes his comprehension that tho State, after expending at least 81,000, 000 in improved roads, should not guard them against destruction by iu different owners of freight-vohioles. Assembly bill No. 215 at Trontou pro poses a rebate iu taxes to nam's of wide tiros. American KnropeHn llnmU, In spite of the pride of the Amori can people iu the development of our oities, and notwithstanding the fact that their wealth enables them to havo only the best, they have been slow to appreciate the value of thoroughly well-paved streets. As.statod by Mr. Albert Shaw, European oities havo been ahead of us iu accepting the doo trino that "smooth and clean high ways area wise investment from every point of view, and that so loug as tho work is done in a thorough and soieu tiflo manner the result is worth hav ing, regardless of oost. No oity should think itself rioh euough to prosper without them, and no oity is so poor that it can not afford them if it has any reason whatever for con tinued existence. From Modern City Boadways, by Nelson P. Lewis, iu Appletons' Popular Science Monthly. r,, Origin at the "Mshthonee Connerllrot. Irltio" Disappointment in love of pretty Wethersfleld girl and the piqne of a Narragansett Indian from Long Island were productive of apiece of Connec ticut history which is sometimes pnt down as myth. The last man to prove that it was not myth died few day ago. ne was Sol Webster, male de scendant of the Wetherfleld girl, last of somo three hundred others who lived strange lives in the woods and hills aronnd Barkhamsted. Tho pretty white maiden, in the old colonial days, had follon in love witb a young man in Wethersflold, Conn., bnt her father forbade her marrying him. Thereupon she took a vow that she would wed the first man who offered himself. About that time the Narragansott Indian, n brave named Changham, bad loft his tribe, bocatise of some. injury to his reputation, and had oomo to live in Northern Con-" nectiont. Whon he hoard of the Wethersfleld maiden, he hurried to ber and offered his hand, which, . ac cording to her vow, she accepted. Together they went to what is now Barkhamsted, and became the pro genitors of a people who during contnry havo been knowu as "Lighthouse tribe." It was iu trying to learu how thi! th an j poonlo so far from tho coast could got such a name that tbe romance wai nncai-thed. The couple established their home on what is called Bagged Mountain, on the upper waters of th Tunxis, and years afterward the light! from thoir hut servod as a landmark for the stago ooaahes which passed that way. Honco, it is said, the name "Lighthouse tribe." Changham and his wife brought up eight children. . Tba protty but wilful Molly lived to be 105 years old, dying in 1820, at which time sho was known as Granny Changham. Tho half breeds flourished at tbo Lighthonso, a rough aud roystoring colony, fot generations. Their doings were man and strange, but actual crimes, such as that of the murderer Mossock, th exploits of whose half-breod band gave tbe namo of Satan's Kingdom tc their resort, below New Bedford, was never laid at their door. Eventually they began to degenerate through the marrying among them selves and from other causes, and in their latter days wero "a baud of bleached-ont, basket-making, root- gathering vagabonds." Their cabins became fewer and more miserable, aud at last the remnant of tho tribe dispersed. Ono hut alono remained near the villago of liiverton, a milo from tb original Lighthouse. It was occupied by old Sol Webster and his wife, whe wero, as far as known, the sole sur vivors of tho family. Their poverty was extreme. The man said ho wat about eighty years old, but he looked much older. The woman is several years younger. Both wore lineal de scendants of Changhain's daughters, bnt never wero ablo to untangle their genoalogies. Tho old settlement is situated in a wild spot of great natural beauty. witb here aud there a lilac bush marking tho site of somo former cabin New York. Hjrald. Oold lentil Not All Oold. "I'd hato to pay that woman's den tist bills," said a business mau to a friend on a South Side L train the other day. Across the aisle from the men was a woman who showed enough gold evory time she opened hor mouth to make a man want to leave home and try his fortnno in the Klondike. Two of her uppor teeth had been re placed by pieces of burnished metal, and ono of her lower tooth also bad a twenty-two karat sheen about it. Her companion had only ono gold tooth, but sho kept it doing the work of threo by a oonstant smile. "That s another case of tho old ad age, 'All that glitters is not gold, said the business man s friend, "One of the latest dental novelties makes gold teeth possible to anyone at a small cost and without even sacri ficing a healthy iuoisor to make room for the metal. For a quarter yon can get a shell that cau be stuck over any front tooth, and with an exoiida to smile you cau prosont a regular gold mine to tho public. Actresses tlrst afieoted the gold tooth and then tho Yankeo man got an idea. Iu a short timo there was au epidemic of gold teeth. Tbe novelty man carao out with hid platod shells and sold them like hot cakes. No ono but the dontist has any kick against tho imitation gold tooth, and as a dazzler it is hard to boat. That woman's tooth may bo tho real stuff, but I believe she can slip thorn off when sho wants to and got them plated whon they get tar nished." Chicago Intcr-Oceau. A KeinaikslilM FoMil. Near tho town of Culdera, a port about 400 miles north of Aralparaiso, a remarkable fossil has just been dis covered. A series of storms so chauged the contour of the bench as to un cover an enormous rock of saudstouo which, ia untold ages past, was tho tomb of a ourious uioustor. Captain Harris, of the steamer Guatemala, who is au amateur geologist, says that it was a species of ichthyosaurus, Tbe length of the fossil from tho tip of the muzzle to the tip of tho tail is twonty-six feet. The head is nine foot long and six feet broad, auc tho depression in the rock varies from two inolies at tho tip of tho tail to t wo foot at tho oeutro of the body. Tho left flu seems to have been foldod un derneath the body of tho monster when he lay down ia die. Tho right fin, which shows unmistakable evi dences of scales, is almost perfect, aud is nearly twelve feet from it.- tip to the oontre of the body. Valparaiso Correspondence Chicago Bcoord. llnlluml's Kent IiiUlmi l'nalni. The possessions of Holland in tht East Indies comprise 000.000 square miles, including not only tho great islands of Java, Sumatra and Colebes, but a large pin t of Bornoo, tbe west ern part of New Guinea, the sinullei Sunda Islands, aud the Moluccas. Their present population does not full short of 30,000,000, more than two thirds of whom are in Java alone. Thf islands oould easily sustain a popula tion of 100,000,000. Usee Bnt Don Not Uer. The Emperor of Japau owns about 8000 fine horses. Racing is his ohiel passion, but ho allows no betting. A Itartier TV tin Makes About SOOO Veer From Konr Cneloiner. Thomas Whalen shaves fonr mill ionaires a day. He makes the ronud of their residences ivory morning and nscs his own fast pacer to save time. They all pay him a liberal salary and in throe hours each morning he earns more than tho aversgo barber does iu fonr days. Mr. Whalon's clients are P. D. Armour, S. W. Allerton, Marshall Field and N. K. Fairbsnk. They employ him by the year, and his salary eoutinnes whether they are in Europe, New York, California or Chioago. His contract calls for a daily shave iu Chicago, and if the millionaire's chins are not to be fonnd, Whalen is not tho sufferer. His "pull" is said to be of the gentlest, but his fellow barbers deolare it is Tory strong, and besides tho salary he get there is always a lib eral Christmas present. The scalo of salary paid Is as fol lows: Mr. Armour, $75 per month; Mr. Field, $75' per month; Mr. Aller ton, $50, and Mr. Fairbank, 835. All of these gentleinou have their private barber shoos, and Mr. Whalen has the running of them. He keeps each supplied with the flnost razors, shears, strops, soaps, mngs ana oiner requi sites of a flrst-olass tonsorial parlor. Ue knows the turn of evory whisker of hie patrons, and there is nover any kiok about razors with a "pull." His labors begin oorly. Mr. Ar mour's home is his first stopping placo, though recently, during that gentleman's residence in California, he has not been gottiug up so early. Mr. Armour hat always shaved at (5 o'olook and ofton earlier. From there it is only a block to Mr. Field's Prairio avenuo mansion, and just aoross tho street, a little to the south, ho finds Mr. Allertou ready for his daily scrape. But to reach Mr. Fail-bank ho must make a big jump to the North Side, and his fast pacer comes iu good use. Cars aro too unccrtaiu, and Mr. Fairbunk cannot bo kept waiting or disap pointed, and before 9 o'olook Whalen is at the Lake Shore drive eutrauoo, ready for Mr. Fairbunk to come to thu private barber shop. "Tom" Whalen is ono of the best, known barbers in Chicago. Ho has made a competency out of his work, and his income now is by no means beggarly, averaging close to $3000 for tho year. His lust shop was iu tho Methodist Ohnroh block. This ho sold several years ago. Ha now de- votos his attention to his fonr million aire customers and several fiuu horeos. Chicago Inter-Ocean. WORDS OF WISDOM. Timidity is a robber. Cynicism is sin-icism. The truth ncods no apology. Mite sometimes bocomo might. Every seat may be a mercy scat. Bitter truth is sweoter than llattory. Inequalities iu refraction make rain bows. Cowardioo is the tap root of all ty ranny. Dissatisfaction may bo the spur to aotivity. The front horso ulways has to pull the hardest. A donbla-faccd man can seo iu only one direction. Luoky stones are ouly fouud iu plucky paths. A smooth and shiny courso makes slippery travel. Tho higher lifo is found iu tho val ley of humility. Jealousy is tho compliment we pay to our superiors. There is nothing more eloquent than silent time. To livo the trnth wo must havo the truth abiding in us. America needs good parents evoit moro thau good politics. Trnth may be bruised and laid up, but it nover gets heart failure. Liars should mako it a point to rare fully cultivate their memories. When tho wish is father to tho thought tho both will look alike. Great sonls are subjoot to widely nnlike passious, just as great pendu lums swing botwoeu wuloly-opposito poles. Barn's Horn, Four Cnurtnlilp MtinriHyn. The fonr Sunduys of November aro observed as feto days in Holland. They aro known by tho curious names Review, Decision, Purehaso and Possession aud all refer to matri monial affairs. November in Holland being tho month par excellence de voted to courtship aud marriage, probably because the agricultural oc cupations of the year ure over, ami possibly because the lords of creation, from quite remote antiquity, havo reoognized the pleasantness of having wives to cook aud cater for them dur ing the long wiutor. On Review Sunday everybody goes to chnroh, aud after service there is o church parade in overy villago, when tho youths and mnideus gaze upon each other but forbear to f-peak. Ou Decision Sunday each bachelor who is seeking a wife approaches the muideu of his choice with a ceremon ious bow, and from ber manner ol responding judges whether his ad vauoes ure acceptable. Purchase Sunday, the consent of tho parouts in sought, if the suit has prospered dur ing tho wouk. Not till Possession Sunday, however, do tho twain nppoat before the world as actual or proBpoo tivo brides and groom n. - Tlilnli Mtm Grow on TrccM. The Sioux Indians still share with the old Aryni: nnd Semitic tribes in tho belief that there aro tines that bring forth humau beings uud other that bear various portion! of the human body, and iu the fourteenth eontury au Italian traveler, on arriv ing at Malabar, was told by tho uativei that the country abounded with a tree that bore men aud wonvin. The latter were attaohod to the limbs by tbe nother extremities, aud were full formed when the wind blew, butwheo the wind died out they soon withered. These speoimens of humanity reaohod the length or height of three feet, ' Judging- Character. You can never judge a man's charao ter by the way ho judges yours. New York Press. A firammer'e Had Rrvak In One of the Central Aaaerlea Capitals. "It take soma time to learn the so cial rope In Central America," re marked a gentleman in the banana trade, "and a stranger It very apt to put his foot In tt The first time I evef went Into the country myself was as the representative of an American ma chinery bouse. There was a good Held for us In one of the republics, but the tariff wu prohibitive, and I concluded to go over to the capita) and have an Interview with the minister of agri culture, hoping to persuade him to rec ommend a reduction. I spoke pretty fair Ollendorf Spanish, but was other wise green as a gourd, and aa soon at I arrived I made a bee Hue for the administration building. .While I was cooling my heels In an ante-room, wait ing for a chance to speak to somebody In authority and ascertain how the minister could be seen, a very black, fat little . negro waddled In, wearing what I took to be a species of livery. He had exactly the air of an Impudent, overfed house servant, and be looked me over In a way that made my blood boll. 'HI. boy!' I said sharply, "how long miiBt I wait here?' 'How should 1 know?' he replied In Spanish; 'It H doesn't silt you, to grt ont.' H chuckled aa he spoke, and bis answei o infuriated me that I lost my bead Jumping up I seized him by the collai and the slack of his absurd embroider ed trousers and propelled bin, tur key fawhlon, through the open door. 'There, you black scoundrel!' I ex claimed, 'go and send somebody aftet my card!' The little fat darky waa so amazed that bo couldn't utter a word. He simply gazed and disappeared. Half a minute- later a squad of soldiers rushed In and placed me noder arreet and then I learned that my friend In the embroidered pantaloons -waa the minister of public Instruction. I will leave you to Imagine my feelings. It took three hours of solid talk from both tbo American and British consuls to get me out of the scrape, and, inci dentally, I made a groveling apology. Of course, I didn't dare to Introduce the machinery proposition after such a debut, so my trip was a flat failure. As I said before It takes some time for a stranger to grasp the etiquette of those ports." New Orleans Times-Democrat The Ideal Woman- "Mold first ber physical frame, and then, rs the strength she gains will permit you, fill and temper ber mtnd with all knowlodge and thoughts which tend to confirm Its natural In stincts of Justice and refine Its natural taste of love. All such knowledge should bo given her ns may enable her to understand, and even to aid, the work of men. It Is of no moment, a a matter of pride or perfectness in herself, whether sho knows many lan guages or one. but It is of tbe utmost that she should be ablo to understand the sweetness of a stranger's tongue. It Is of no moment to her own worth or dignity that she should be acquaint ed with this science or that; that it is of tho highest that sho should bo trained In accurate thought. It Is of littlo consequence how many positions of cities she knows It is not the ob ject of education to turn a woman Into a dictionary but It Is deeply Import ant that she be taught to extend the limits of sympathy and to understand tho nothingness of the proportion which that little world In which sba lives and loves bows to tbo world In which God lives and loves." John Huskln. MARKETS. rALTiMOaa. fisAiN urn FI.Of.;ninto. jiTOtPat. ? 4 lllirh (Jrnile Kxtrn " WHKAT Na 2Um1 ' 71 t'.'OKN No, 2 W'liltH 10 41 llnlN Southern A I'uuu... au 11YK No, 3 51 65 11 AY Choice Timothy.. IBIIO 16 51 ionfl to Prime 14 00 15 f-Tlf AlV ltyn in car Ms. . 14 I0 14 s i Wheat lilockb 00 Hiyt CatHiiinks Hut) iii.' raXSKU noons. XOMATOKS-Btml. No. 3. ' No. 2 5'. 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