Alton Coutifi Will McCONNELLSBURG, PA., DECEMBER 7, 1899. NUMBER 12. 'OLUME 1. OMERER-SI PES YVF.DDI N(i. HvHte Affair thut Oceui ' ' Palmyra Last Night. red in I the Wxon (Illinois) EvpiiIiik Telegram, of lovember III. U house of Samuel .T. Comerer of tyra last night was the scene of a ty private wedding: his daughter, 1 Minnie A. Comerer, becoming tho of Calvin O. Sipes, of Galva 111. f immodiate friends of the fumlly present, among the relatives be Mr. and Mrs. Fred Moses, of Au l, and Mr. and Mrs. Albion Seavey rairleville. lo ceremony occurred at 8 o'clock, ig conducted by Hev. A. R. Bick ck. The bride was attired in a f pretty traveling costume. After esbments the happy couple went to home of the bride's sister, Mrs. A. 3eavey, in Prairieville, where they t gue over night, taking the 2 passenger train this morning on Illinois Central for Galva, where ( will make their home. ' jolly crowd of young people from myra were at the depot and made r departure a pleusant and hilar l one with the showers of rice and ieroustugs of various kinds for r baggage. he bride has been a resident of Pal a for several years, where she has t a wide circle of friends and ac .Intances, having been a successful mer In the schools there. The om is a native of Fulton county, ,n., but for several years has made home in Illinois, and at Galva, be held in high esteem by his many toa'uitanees there. n Friday evening Miss Comerer i pleasantly surprised by a number friends with a tin shower and iheon which occurred in the yurd, occasion being a very enjoyable SIMON STARR. i the aged only are called to quit t world, but the young and middle- d are liuble at any time to receive final summons. Friday evening of last week, uf- lingering a long time, suffering in that dread malady consumption, ion Star, of Whips Cove, at the !, of .twenty-five years was taken ;m this eurth. Ir. Starr was a son of the late reus Starr, of Belfast township, a grandson of good old Mosio icr, a well known Buptist clergy p. The deceased wus a consistent Jiber of the Buptist church, and e his sufferings with that Christian titude and patience that comes from jiowledge that our Heavenly Foth knoweth whut is best for us; and he I able to suy with Implicit conrt ice, "not my will but thine O Lord done.',' Jha remains of the deceased were d to rest in the burying ground at Sideling Hill Buptist church on mday, funeral services being con jted by Klder Himus Mellott. MISTAKEN. Among other newspapers that of Belfust township takes, Is Toledo Blade. A short time ago er he hud finished his supper and It himself for a couple hours perus- the uper, which seemed unusual interesting ut this time, he turned JiiB wife with the remark, "I tell you Toledo Blude just beuts them all. Just has more news than any half zen common papers." 'Why my dear, you are not reud y the Blade. The paper you have 8n so intently perusing all evening '. a Ham pie copy of The Fulton (UNTY;Nkws which came in this ifirnoon." S . . . THANKSGIVING SURPRISE. Wis. Eliza Jane, and her four chil jn, Idu, Jaiiie, Louie and David fct-'al, exhibited their affection by Renting the husband and father, jiius Woodul, Sr., of Ayr township, Jii . handsome suit of clothes on IBi'kigiving day. Such kindly re nbi amies on the part of members of ,J family to the others is a beautiful y.ure and tend to strengthen home I , blTORIAL KAKEOI F IN MIS. SOUR I. K child Is born; the doctor In uttend pi ,'iits til); the editor gets 0, says I Scotland County Democrat. If It Plu istened and the minister gets ,r il the editor gets 00, When it mar. minister gets 10 and apiece caU und the editor gets 000. In (course of time it dies; the doctor fta fi-.mi (5 to $100, minister, perhaps, 71 omer a, an undertaker from to ,jo. The editor nrints a notice deuih. and obituarv two columnu i! (;ets 0000, besides the lodge and lety resolutions, a free card of nits and a lot of poetry. No won- editor gets rich. Mary Swope is still quite poor v home near Slpeg Mills. DEATH OF MRS. AKI.RS. Many were the eyes thut were moist ened with tears when the sud intelli gence Mashed abroad that Mrs. .lennie Muy Akers, wife of Postmaster .lames S. Akers, of Akersvilie, had passed over the cold, icy billows of death, and gone to join her mother and a host of her loved ones who had passed from life to eternity before her. Mrs. Akers was a consistent member of the Christian church for eight years: her daily walk through health, and the patience with which she bore the pain through her long and continued Ill ness, were marks of her christian life which seemed devoted to her God and her fumily. The deceused has not been a woman of good health for years: but, until the latter part of the summer, she wus able to, at least, superintend her work. When her suffering became intoler able, she was taken it the Methodist hospital in Philadelphia, where she was treated for about a month and a half, but all that medical skill could do was only temporary, and she came buck to her home where all wus done that loving hearts and willing hands could do. Tuesday morning about one o'clock her spirit flew uway to the God who gave it, and on the following day, the body, in a leuutiful black casket, was borne from the house to the church by six young men, followed by a host of relatives and friends. After . an im pressive funeral sermon founded on these words "Blessed are they which die In the Lord"- her remains were interred in the Akersvilie Cemetery. The deceased was twenty-nine years, five month's, and twenty-eight days of age, und leaves to mourn her loss a devoted husbund, two children, Maude, aged ten years, and Carl, uged eight years, a father, one sister, one broth er, and u great number of relatives and friends who have the sympathy of all who knew her. A Fkif.ni). HOW TO COOK DISBANDS. An interesting recipe that may be of interest to women, especially those who are married, is here given: How to Cook Husbands. A good many husbands uro entirely spoiled by mismunugemenl In cooking, and so ure not tender and goodi Some women' keep them too constantly in hot water; others freeze them; others put them in a stew; others roust them, und others keep them constuntly In u pickle. It cannot be supposed that any husband will be good and tender mungled in this way, but they are really delicious when properly, treated. In selecting your husbund you should not be guid ed by a silvery appeurunce, as in buy ing mackerel, nor by the golden tint, as If you wanted salmon. Be sure and select him yourself, as tustes differ. Bo not go to the market for him, as those brought to the door are always best. It is far better to have none than not to learn how to cook them properly. It does not muke so much difference what you cook him in us how you cook him. See thut the linen in which he Is wrapped Is white and nicely mended, with the required num ber of strings and buttous. Don't keep him in the kettle by force, as he will stay there himself If proper cure Is tuken. If he splutter or li.z do not be-anxious; some husbands do tjiis. Add a little sugar in the form of what confectioners call "kisses," but no vinegar or pepper on any account. A little spice improves them, but it must be used with judgment. Do not try him with anything sharp to see if he Is becoming tender. Stir him gent ly the while, lest he stay too long in the kettle and become fiat and taste less. If thus treated you will find him very digestible, ugreeing nicely with you, and he will keep as long as you want. MARRIED. Tkiti.e HAY. At the Lutheran nursonage, MeConnellsburg, Pa., on Tuesday, December f, lMMj by ltev. D. P. Druwbuugh, Mr. Henry' Tritlo and Miss Nellie Hay, both of Ayr township. The Richmond Times reculls thut Pickett's division of Confederates lost at Gettysburg more men in thirty min utes of fighting than the British have lost killed, wounded und 'cupturod In South Africa, since the wur Jiegun. Heth's division of Lee's army ut Get tysburg lost 2,700 men In killed und wounded In twenty-five minutes. As the buckwheat butter is in full flow the following is given us a receipt for greusing the griddle: Tuke a tur nip, cut in half, rub the griddle with the inner side, and you will find the cukes to coiiie off nicely and smoothly and you will he rid of the disagreeable odor of burning fut. The Farmers' institute opened Wed nesday evening In the Court House, with a large audience. The attendance Wednesday morning was iiotfso lurge, but the, afternoon session found more present. The discussions were able, practical, and interesting. What is most to be regretted is, that so few persons take advantage of this oppor tunity to get frtee so much helpful information. Local Correspondence. FOREST MILLS. A change in the temperature this morning. Mrs. George W. Fisher and daughters, Aura aud Poarlo, wore visiting Mrs. Fisher's sis ter, Mrs. Win. Vantz, of Hancock last Sunday. Harmon Shives of Mercers burg aud sister Miss Lydia, of Indian springs, Md. speutThanks giving at the home of G. W. Fish er. Harry Hill spent Thanksgiving with W. L. Shaw's family. The local institute at Center was well attended. A local institute will be held at Independence on December 8th. We think that if some of our dudes would work a little and it do so much stealiug, it would be more credit to themselves and to our country also. The opinion is that some of the hunters will be surprised some day. Perhaps they don't know they don't dare to hunt on other people's land without permis sion. Miss Lizzie Yeakle,' of Plum Run, who has been visiting her grandparents in the Little Cove, returned home last week. Edward Souders who has been spending some time at Clear spring, Md., returned home last week. He was accompanied by his brother Elijah. Miss Nora E. Shaw was visit ing her grand-mother, Mrs. Shives, last week. Jacob Myers and Miss Lillian M. Fisher attended preaching at Zion Sunday afternoon. They also took supper with Frank Shives's the same evening. George W. Fisher, wife and daughter Pearle, Sundied with the family of Denton Hondershot of Pigeon Cove. Wm. E. Maxwell visited Isaac Culler's family Sunday. KNOBSVILLE. John Clouser, of Altoona, is visiting friends in this neighbor hood. Daniel E. Fore's had their an nual Thanksgiving dinner, and those who partook of it this year, were David H. Fore and wife, David Kelso and wife, Abram Wagner and wife, and Mary Ham il. Mr. George Moury and wife, of Franklin county, visited Jacob Haniil's family last week. Mrs. Daniel Fore spent Sun day with David Fore's family. The United Brethern are hold ing their revival: the Salvationists assisting. Misses Etta und Elsie Wagner spent Friday afternoon with Dan iel Fore's family. Rush Cliue and Miss Carrie Hamil took in the Philadelphia Ex position, and visited friends in Chambersburg. THE CORNER. Mrs. Jaines Harris is at her home on a visit. Our school is getting along first class this winter. Mr. Clouser knows how to teach. Miss May Harr and Mr. Gluck speut Sabbath afternoon with Miss Abbio Mellott. John Bechtel, of Nebraska, is spending the winter with his daughter, Mrs. Ephraim Houck. Mrs. Margaret McLucas enter tained a number of callers Sab bath. J. W. Evans gave a grapho phone entertainment in the school house on Thursday even ing. I. P. Heudershot's mother is spending the winter with him. Ellsworth Hendershot has pur chased the Hege farm. , Preaching at Big Cove Tannery was largely attended, Monday evening. Miss Clara Williams and Levi Mellott made a flying trip to the Corner, Sabbath evening. Thomas Shaw was in M 'Con noil sburg last Saturday. THOMPSON. The weather, Thauksgiviug, was pleasant. Mrs. R C. Cattlett is very sick at the home of her daughter Mrs. Fisher in Brunswick, Md. Mrs. Jaue Shives and Hannah Gordon spent Tuesday at Oliver Peck's. S. C. Peck was in McCouuells- burg Saturday. Mr. and Mrs. James Johnston spent Sunday at Jonathan Sny der's. John Hess came home last Tuesday. Miss Betsy Pittmau is visiting relatives near Dickey's Mountain. Mrs. Julia Hollinshead visited Mrs. Tillie Truax last Sunday. Tommy Truax cut the index finger of his left hand oil at the second joint a few days ago. NEED MORE. Elder Gore, of Virgiuia, preach ed at this place on Saturday aud Sunday. Miss Mattie C. 1 'aimer sjKnt Saturday and Sunday with her parents. W. II. Lake has returned from a visit to his daughter, Mrs. Hays Morgret, at Clearfield, Pa. Messrs. Jacob F. Garland and J. G. Shafer are on the sick list. Will Peck, of near Covalt, was chopping wood in our village last week. A number of our young folks attended the debate at Alpine on last Thursday evening and rejiort a grand time. Miss Letitia Peck visited her sister, Mi s. Peter Culler, on Fri day. M. B. Hill slaughtered a ork er on Thanksgiving that tipped the scales, when dressed, at iW" lbs. Emanuel Sharpo is busily en gaged hauling limestoue for a kiln. The tenant stable on the Mor gret farm is being improved by a uew roof. Henry Garland left on Satur day for Clearfield. D. C. Hart, our progressive teacher, accompanied by Austin Peck, spent Sunday at the form er's home in Whips Cove. Quite an interesting program has been made out for the Far- jners' Institute to be held at this place on Wednesday eve, Thurs day and Thursday eve, of this week. All are invited to attend. AMARANTH. November ST. Albert Richards, of' Kansas, is visiting his father, J.T.Richards, and sister, Mrs. J. C. Hixou, of this place. Misses Maggie and sister Sal lie McKibbin, of Buck Valley, made short calls in this place Saturday afternoon. Jacob Schetrompf aud wife are well pleased with the dishwasher that arrived at their home last week. Charley Rice and mother made a business trip to Hancock on Tuesday. Capt. Geo. L. Fisher and wife, of Hagerstown, were in this place last week, on business and visit ing their daughter. Mrs. Dr. Jas. McKibbin, and Mrs. Rebecca Sipes are spending some time visiting relatives in Licking Creek. Jacob Spado is busy shipping turkeys to New York and Phila delphia. S. E. McKee aud wife were in Hancock Saturday. Jas. Rhea and wife visited the family of Geo. Mills Friday. We notice the complaint of Jane Overall in the Democrat of Nov ember 10, about the Union town ship roads. Jane blames our roads for culled apples, which is a great injustice to our worthy supervisors. Jane in all proba bility, dealt with Tawney or Mc Cuno, and on her way home did not travel on the road at all. December 4. We have been having beautiful weather all fall, and plenty of work yet to be done. Harry Lay ton arid sister Jen nie, ot Mattie, Becllord county, were the guests of Dr. McKibbin, Saturday night and Suuday. S. E. McKee and family visited the family of Jas. Rhea, Sunday. L. E. Price and wife, of French Landing, Michigan, spent part of last week with their niece, Mrs, Geo. Mills. They were accompa nied by Jno. Oakman and family, of Harrisonville. Mrs. Dr. Wm. L. McKibbin, of this place, and Mrs. Wm. L. Mc Kibbin, of North Dakota, were the guests of Isaiah Lehman and family, of Lashley, last Friday. Mrs. Geo. lloopengaiduer aud daughter Harriet, spout Satur day aud Sunday with the family of Robert Carsou. Geo. Mills, wife, and son Oscar, sprnt Tliauksgiving with his mother of Robinsouville. Robert Beatty, of Lashley, passed through our town, Sun day, on his wheel. A great many of our folks are making preparation to attend the Farmers' and Teachers' iusti- tu tos. Mrs. Rebecca Sipo returned home after spending a couple weeks in Licking Creek, visiting near relatives. Jacob Shultz, Jr., of Lashley, was in this community last week on business. Jacob is au enter prising youug man and delights in drilling wells. Rev. Simons is conducting a series of meetings in the Presby terian church this week. There will be preaching at the Brethern church next Sunday evening. BURNT CABINS. The first suow of the season on Monday. W. J. Cliue shot a fine deer on Wednesday of last week. A party of huntsmen from Parkersburg, Pa., spent last week in this region, hunting. H. II. Hertzler was iu Hunting don Friday and Saturday on bus iness. Samuel Reese has just cribbed L'5(K) bushels of corn from 23 acres of planting. Rev. G. W. Mcllnay preached a Thanksgiving sermon in the Methodist church on Thanksgiv ing morning. The audience was composed principally of the "good women." The men were con spicuous for their absence too busy. The Christian Endeavor of the Presbyterian church held a Praise service on Thauksgiviug evening. Several recitations and short addresses were given also. The attendance at the M. E. church on Snnday evening was large. The subject was "Char acteristics of the true Christian". The M. E. Sunday school is now in training for a Christmas Entertainment to be given on Sat urday evening before Christmas. William Greer, of Kuobsville, spent Sunday with Charles Mc Geheo and family of our town. S ALU VI A. Mrs. Seer, and daughter Miss Anna, attended the funeral of J. B. Alexander, Esq., Thursduy. Miss Jane McKalips is suffer ing from a stroke of paralysis at the home of Alex. Skipper, near Harrisonville. The Pie Social, given by tho Christian Eudeavor society, at the homeof W. C. Mann, Thurs day evening, was fairly well pa tronized, and those who attended spent a highly enjoyable evening. Mr. Ross Johnston, of Laidig, has tho thanks of the society, and their friends who were pres ent, for his kindness in enter taining them with his grapho phono. George llockensmith, aud sis ter Miss Anna, and Ted Clovon ger and sister Miss Maggie, of West Dublin, were among those from a distance, who attended ! tho social. Born to Mr. and Mrs. Isaiah Sipes. a daughter. There is a very interesting re vival in progress at the Sideling Hill Christian church. Services morning and evening. Mrs. Jaines A. Stewart is vis iting friends in McConuellsburg", this week. WEST VIEW. Contractors are at work at the bridge ovor Littlo Touoloway near Aimer Weaver's. Miss Ella Vance was the guest of Miss Nora Shaw last Sunday. Miss Williams, of Washington, D. C, is spending a few days with her aunt, Mrs. Weaver. Misses Annie Weaver, Fanny Lashley, Tebe Seusil, Ella Vance, and Etta Lashley, attended debate at West View last Friday night. Mr. aud Mrs. H. W. Wink vis ited Grant Mentzer's last Satur-' day and Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. George W. Fish er spent last Sunday with Denton Hendershot's family. Jacob Myers and Miss Lillio M. Fisher visited C. J. Wink's family last Sunday. Mr. aud Mrs. John May .sjxmt last Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. Dr. Chesuut. Miss Lizzie Eader returned to Hancock last Monday morning. Remarkable Collection of Films Thomas A. Edison is now de veloping at his laboratory in West Orange, N. J., a remarkable collection of linns for a movable picture machine, which will show the actual life iu the Klondike. Mr. Edison started his photo graphing party to the Klondike iu Juue, lK'.lH, under R. K. Bo nine, of Altoona, his representa tive. The pictures were taken by a machine invented by Mr. Edison, which produced a pict ure nine times the size of ordi- i nary ones, aud had a capacity for taking twenty pictures in a sec ond. The climax of this remark able exhibit will be a pyramid of virgin gold in dust or grains, rep resenting the value of $1,000,000. A fatal hunting accident re cently occurred near Dudley, Huntingdon county, John Guyer, son of Wm. Guyer, of that place, beiug the victim. In company with his brother Henry and a dog, the young men had started out hunting, and became separ J ated. Henry returned home early, but John not putting in an appearance, it was apprehended he had met with an uccident, and search was made for him that evening. The uext morning a number joined in the search, and about 8 o'clock his dead body was found iu the woods h short dis tance above Dudley, with his faithful dog at his side. From indications at tho spot it would seem that the dog had holed a rabbit uuder a large rock, aud the young man had endeavored to dig out the game, and in moving about must have knocked his gun from the rock on which he had laid it down, discharging the piece, and receiving the entire load in his body, being shot through the stomach. Deceased was aged HI years. Disappointment Qualified. Lady I was awfully sorry, professor, I was unable to come to your lecture last night. Were there many there? Tho Professor (Irish) Urn well uot so many as I expected. But I never thought there would be. The winter season ought to be full of life in every rural com munity. Institutes, reading cir cles, lectures, social affairs can bo made more useful and attrac tive in country than in town. It only needs a little effort. What plans along this line are being made in your neighborhood? In this marvelous aud enlightened "Oth century none of us can af ford to stagnate intellectually or socially nor financially or indus trially for that matter Personals. Ai.kx H01.MAN and daughter Ida, of Markes, Franklin county, were visit ing the family of his brother-in-law, Scott S. Hann, near Webster Mills, last week. William Black of this place spent from Saturday until Monday at Still wel Truax's In Hoi fust township. Harvky Snyder and his mother, of Belfast, were In town Monday. Mn. and Mas. Abner Lake spent Monday In MeConnellsburg. Hon. Samuel P. Wishart, of Wells Tannery, Fulton county, was welcomed business visitor to Everett on Tuesday last. Everett Republican. Miss Mollie Douolah, of Fulton county, Is visiting friends in Napier township and Mann's Choice. -Bedford Gazette. Mrs. Thomas E. Ott, of Otttowu, has gone to Fulton county, to visit her sisters and view her former home. Ev erett Press. Caitain Dixon and daughter Miss Ora, of Sipes Mills, spent Thanksgiv ing In MeConnellsburg. Geo. A. Harris, one of Wells Val ley's efficient corps of teachers, 8ent last Friday In town. T. Elliott Patterson, Esq., of Philadelphia, came up last Thursday for a few days' rest and recreation at his old home and returned on Monday morning. Mr. and Mrs. Charles Sloan, of Buffalo, spent a few days the past week with their friends at this place. Mr. Sloan Is quite closely identified with oil and natural gas interests iu that city. Mr. and Mrs. Albert H. Wilson, of Pittsburg, came to MeConnellsburg Monday. W. H. Hoop sjient a few minutes with us Tuesday. Jimmy Tritle, proprietor of tha Laurel Inn hotel at Fort Loudon, at tended Trout's sale Tuesday, Miss Annie Cares, of Rouzersville, canje r'j Monday to spend some time uiiH.-b 'ier many young friends in this place. Miss Mauoik Foreman, of Chr bersburg, Is visiting friends In , Connellsburg. ' EltASTUS BARD who has been spetiu ing three years In the West came home last Friday to spend some time with his parents Mr. and Mrs. John Bard of Belfast township. Mac Kerlin, of Taylor township, dropped In to see us a minute while In town Tuesday. Walter C. Peck, of Thompson township, spent the latter part of last week with his sisters Cora and Mary at MeConnellsburg. Their father, S. E. Peck, returned to Cumlerland the first of this week. Miss Ljuiiie V. Hess, who has spent the past ten weeks vlsitingfrlends In Adam county, Martlnsburg, Vir ginia, and other places, returned to her home In this place Monday. Mr. and Mrs. N. J. Finiff return ed home Monday from a week's pleas ant visit In Chambersburg. Among others visited was Grandmother Wei rick; although 02 years of ago, she Is still hale and hearty. Jon Truax, one of Belfast town ship's progressive farmers, was in MeConnellsburg Wednesday. Hedrove up hf three hours sixteen miles. Con sidering the fact that the colt he was driving was only twenty years old, ha made tirst-rate time. Mas. John Shaffer, of Tod, spent Thanksgiving with her sister Mrs. Lewis Youse of this place. C. H. Davis, of Saluvfa, spent Wednesday in town. H. W. Schooley of Laidig favored the News otllce with his presence Tues day. Though most jieople know that khaki is the namo of the material used for the uniforms worn by our own soldiers in tho Philipines and the British soldiers in South Africa, there is a strange dif ference in tho color adjectives us ed to describe it. This color is such as to afford the least possi ble chance for sharpshooters, but one will call it drab, another buff and still light brown or dirty yel low. As a matter of fact, it is best indicated by the Hindoo root from which the word is derived, khak dust. Khaki is dust-colored. It was, of course, originally used for the uuiforms of English East Indian regiments. Mr. Rudyard Kipling's spelling "kharki" has, by the way, no ety mological justification. His in trusion of the "r" is a little pho netic device, probably, in the in terest of tho cockney, to insure the broad sound being given to the vowel. Scotsmen and North Countrymen in England, and Americans in general, can ignoro this spelling of tho wiid.