r mmm 4 .A-A A-"- TO THE CAOTOFS MOUTH, g A Tale of the Sepoy Mutiny. 11V t. J. DEESTON. 1 r OILED iu bis at tempt to escape, Major Arthur Fitz ge r a 1 d-Lascelles nut nenr to a corner . 1 1 1 kSwS of t,,e l,,l,aeon n,m llsfojrl watched the toran- tulas, Dome" em- id hairy legs, regarded mo ,or. Tlioir name was legion. Upon :fv projecting nugle, from floor to lug, hideous, fot, loathsome, tbey ; led patiently. vlond by the Major, with chiu rest- jnpon drawn-up knees, nat Color jeani.Tohn Haltiwoll. Thin man foo'evos for the tarantulas; his ,) was introspective. Strange rep ,'.J crawled over bis motionless foet, , 1 be heeded them not. At times , ' companion swore, loudly and ly;'tbe Color-Hergeant littered . -word. Occasionally tbo former ' bed and Htamped round the dis- Apartment; the latter never raised bear, oe dungoou was subterraneous to a ixteut of ten foot. High up on ids of tbo room an opening re bliDg a balistrarin admitted cross of feeble light. The massive I were mncid with damp and the , uolesome air. At intervals the ( dure pwelled info bngo drops and !) bed ppon the greeu floor. Somo ' one foil upon a spider and made ;f',hiorj but tbo tarantulas never 6 ed, only just waited, waited. Alt au hour in this dungeon would Ki eoed a savago dog. Yet into in bad thrown bis hrotficr man. iyhom did it belong? To the Rajah irViitoor better known us Nana of execrable memory. tho vear oi. wliou the liamos oi swept over India, every day Major Laseelles grew sullen and fr ritnble, though bo controlled bis feel ings. Ho resumed bis limited walk, with arms folded and face frown ins. The Color-Sergeant continued to sit motionless. Thus for an hour both maintained an almost intolerable si lence, until a key gratod harshly and tbo door of the dungeon was flung open, llulf a dozen Sepoys entered, oud the two Englishmen were led forth. Tlnndreds of eyes followed their egress. The tarantulas, it seemed, were doomed to diFappointment. Down a rlightot stone steps, through subteraneau pnssago racking with damp, up again into a drier atmos phere, through more corridors torti ous and innumerable, all forming part of the (treat palace of tho wealthy lla jah of lihitoor, were the prisoners led by thei. dusky guard. All Ibis abruptly terminated. Dark ness gave- place to light, s,iinlor to splendor, misery to magnificence. They wero confronted by tho Rajah himself in one of bis state apart ments. The Vahratta prince stood sur rounded by tho emblems of wealth and- Eastern luxury. The heavy fra grance of incense was in the nir, water splashed iu marble basins, light en tered through windows of delicately tinted glass. One of these windows was Hung open, and by it stood the Rajah, attended by tbn e of his suite. Upon a motion from him the two pris oners, their arms securely held, were led forward. The Rajah's eyes filled with an evil lire as ho glared upon tho men who had once esteemed themselves his friends; for they, in company with others, had not infrequently shared his hospitulity. Tho nation which Iliofl 7r i u4 v&) iff taught with incidents dramatic, ' Bathetic, terrible. The follow ing narration ot one such inci itlio story of a fiend's thought, rudL-ulimiu'H exultation, of the If tho Tiger of Cuwuporo 1 ii. fCliIor-Scrgeaut John llalliwell, Pf or Ins kiud. loved bis lifo 1A ho was about to lose it: that hi H '4 'W ii lu 11 11 he oLF.Artr.n the oux with one scpr.nn noexn. grave. He also loved amoved the direction of tho gosture. The loss of the one implied f the other; this mudo him lesently ho looked towards tuion, nnd seemed about to i'uou, thinking better of it, nee more lost iu meditation. 'U asked himself, should he ii confession 'it Probably be e harshly rebuked for bis he would draw upon hiiu- r, M r$ fciUujor's wrath, aud all to uo seeing that death lay I flint little iron door. just Rut such an hour a man yearus ,his hourt te bis fellow, l'os- , bis companion might os I though he might refuse the f the living, yet the message &'J id is sacred. jf ," he began peril bad bred n between the snneiior und 'ordiuate-.".Mujor, I have Mi! to tell you." ijor s knitted brows relaxed, d in bis walk. did not believe, sir, that I ;ht my last buttle, my seoret ivo remained unrevealed. It iHillo that one of us muy see Uk'uin. If that one should t-'lf, sir, will you deliver a ii'oiu me? certainly, llalliwell. What C0 9 IS n 1 suge, sir, to your daughter , whom heaven nreservo luud Roue mud! I love her, angry. I cannot help it. i angel of my life." iin.l it, sir! But I am angry, 1'igry, too! Uy jove, you , tny friend." 1 not disturb you, sir. Life 'vo given her to mo I be- uld have done; for, bad I so miserably caught, I would u promotion at this time, or and glory lie within the every brave nmu. And with ull respect, my liuoage comparison with yours. Rut II, Dundoo rant's word is liuti yours. Major. Only I Jo.'!, sir, should you elude lies of this most infamous 'is Nana Kahib, to tell Con U one muu met his end un- v, thinking of her bonny lioaven reflected therein," "like John llalliwell, kuo v- ig of the terror to come now holds his name in deepest loath ing once trusted Natia Huhih as au ally, until thwarted ambition breed ing successfully hatred, treachery and revenge turned the prince into a traitor, tbo man into a tiger. His prisoners rogardo.l him with proud indi.Terenoe. Ho smiled, and pointed a bejewelod linger through tho window. The men's eyes fol Cawnpore lay stretched out before hundreds of bamboo nnd mud huts interspersed indiscriminately with public buildings of a more substan tial Ftruoture. The broad river ap peared as a streak of silver; the minarets flushed iu tho golden sun light. "Down look down." It was tbo Raiuh who spoke. They obeyed, and this is wliut they saw; A long court of extreme narrow ness, bounded on either side by edi fices nppareutly consixting of the quarters allotted to the priuce's re tainers. At tho neur end of this court, and almost against the palace wall, a square, thick iron shield had been eveoteil. At the opposite end, Home uity to seventy yams distant, u cannon stood mounted upon a stone curriage. 1 lie polished steel gleamed in me sumigut. ino piece was a liiuzzle-loadiug nine-pounder. Major Laseelles shrugged his shoul ders'. "Of cotirso, jou nee tho scoundrel's game, llalliwell," he whispered. "It seems we shall have to run a race Ami his face grew white as death. Softly though tbo words were ut tered, tho Rajah's attentive ear did not miss them. "A race that is it," be said, bis voice trembling with half suppressed excitement. "A race foi life. Hoe, I am merciful, If you leap the gnu be fore the fuse burns to the touch-hole, you shall dine with me to-night, and go where you will with the sunrise. You first; the other remuius to oil-serve." At a glauce from tho Rajah's stern eyas Major Laseelles was seized; but the officer, by a powerful effort, wronehod himself free, aud faced up on his captors with a look rendered more terrible by its despair than by its anger. While they hesitated, the Major turned to bis companion with extended hand. "llalliwell, you have my word. If I esoape I will deliver your message Clod bless my ifarliug girl." , llalliwell gripped the band offered to him aud wrung it ferveutly. "Thank you, Major. Heaven help you. Good-bye. And run hard Lardl Oue uever knows vou know " The uet iustant tho Major had gone. nr. In a few mimenti he appeared iu the court and took bis station infrout of tho iron shield, facing tho gnu. Two Hcpoya held him by the arms, awaitiug the signal. Hulliwell could see it all clearly; the loading of tho gun, the curefiil adjustment of the fuse. "Ho will uever do it," groaned the Color-Sergeaut irwardly. "He's ton fat. He will be blown to shivers." Suddenly the mau at the gnu raised his hand and touched off the fuse. At the same instant the Major was pushed forward. He bounded with great swiftness dowu tho passage, so narrow that he had scarcely room to swing his onus. In a tnco bo had covered a quarter of the ground a half three-quarters. Then llalliwell cr.ed, "Merciful Powers!" for n hor rible jet of red flame burst from tho cannon's mouth. A man's body cannot check acbargi of grape shot, so the missiles came on, all bloody, and smashed into tho iron shield. Major Laseelles had been blown to pieces. Tho watchers at the window heord the patter of a ghastly rain upon tho stones. llalliwell turned bis face to the prince, to show him that a soldier can look upon a soldier's death nnd not flinch. The Nairn's dusky skin bud puled a little. He took somo graphs from a dish, and ate them slowly,, Then he turned to ono of his retinue. "The cursed I'cringhee has lost a dinner." Tho man smiled and bowed without replying. "This ono is thin. Think you !i! will run faster?" "Your highness will have tho hot ter sport, Duudoo Pant traced a pat tern with his foot upon tho cloth of silver. His brow grew sullen; he seemed to autieipato the vengeanco of a Havelock, Presently he said: "Let him try." llalliwell was led from the apart ment. Ho paid no heed to the change I scene, A face swam before bis eyes, the face of a woman into whose heart a great sorrow would shortly come, a woman left fatherless. The vision lent him strength, gave courage to hi sinking heart and vigor to his limbs, which privation and imprisonment had weakened. Then bo-ealized that he was facing the grim muzzle of the cauuou. Never runner toed the marj: iu so dreadful a raeo. Ho saw the gunner attending to his piece, watched him brush away the priming, aud carefully loload. His footings were indescribable. The sunlight llashiug on the steel trun nions dazled his eyes. He clenched his hands, clenched his teeth. "For lifo and love," he muttered, "aud the rest with God." Suddenly he received u violent push, ami knew that tho fearful sprint had commenced. Have you ever, in the grip of night mare, run from one who follows fast? You strive to fly, but your feet cling to tho ground, and you only crawl. Tho sensation is maddening. So it was with John IUUiwell. The stone flaars seemed glued to bis limbs; iu reality he scarcely touched them ut all. Every nerve, every muscle of the man wore engaged in the fright ful struggle. The guniur, who stood by his piece, recoiled with amazement from tbo face of tho Englishman, who, rushing down upon him, cleared the gun with one superb bound, even as the leaden death roared out. The Color-Sergeant waited not to test the verity of tho Rajah's word, aud tho invitation to dinner failed to tempt him just then. He continued his rapid course, through the maze ol mud-huts and eocoa-puli'ns, over the baked plain, aud finally pluuged ink the river, whielyhore him, half-swim miug, half-florfting upon its deep aud even current.) Tho Nana never .saw bis prisoner igaiu. The Color-Sergeant bad won his life. Two year (subsequently Lieutenant C'jlonol John llalliwell won a prize even more dear to him. rCassel's Maga- Front iiikI ltM Ktirmtitloii. A farmer's bulletin on the subject of protection from frost has beeu pro pared by E. R. Garriett, professor of meteorology of the weather bureau, at Washington. The bulletin defines frost aud the conditions which favor its formatiou. und gives the methods of protection which have been found practicable by experiments. It tells when to expect frosts and describes devices for preventing the rapid radi ation of beat, for charging the air with .moisture, ami for adding moisture to the air, Somo facts regarding froey.es, which are destructive alike to tender vegetation and to plants of hardier growth, are also given. The bulletin says that iu the dry climate of the cit rus fruit region of California and in the promising fruit districts of Ari zona small aud numerous fires, prefer ably of coal burned iu iron baskets, have been found to be the most elfec tive device used for protection against frost; Hecoud in point of utility may be placed irrigation ; the practical pro cess which affords the least protection appears to be smudge fires. In tho orange-growing districts of tho South irrigation a fiords tho most effective protection against frost, while iu re gions where this process can not be employed dump smudge fires, proper ly bandied, uro best udapted to gen eral use. C!.btuoitr of Jtuif tfiiicit Cm. 1 A largo baggage our will hold about 200 trunks, n 'small one about 150 trunks. At teriuiuul stations no bag gage master in the car will have a man to help him bundle the baggage aud stack it as it comes iu. The bag gage is piled, of oonrse, with a view to its convenient distribution at tho stations where it is to go. It is also stacked so that the cheks and marks cau be read easily, and it is piled iu such a way that it will ride to the best advantage and with the least like lihood of damage; all the work of au expert in the handling of baggage. Ton of lliiraeahoe Koliiriioil Ono liy Oiid, Four Rethehem boys, who stole nearly a ton of horseshoes from blacksmith, were compelled to curry theiu back, one by oue, through the main street of the town, and were then forgiven. The lads traveled 27 miles apiece in returning the stolen property, and were thou publicly spanked by their pareuW. Phitadel bhitj Record. i "Xfp "V' JOti NEW YORK FASHIONS, i li Viti i ! Designs For Costumes That Have fie como Popular in the Metropolis. Vr New York City (Special).--Fo out door children's gnrmentft tho new model 3 nliovr ii aoi.iewhut puzzling variety. First of all, jackets of all trains will be even longer have ever before worn them. Innu wo rrcr.i.s.'iE roii fivu-vkaii-cpi.o dinr.. shapes and lengths, nnd pelisses cover ing tho skirt, theti there are capes which will be ns neb more worn thau last year. Tbeae e.ie made round with hut IHtle trimming and reaching slightly below the waistline. They uro fre iiuently constructed with small pel lei ines, one, two or even three, super posed, and fastening at the foo of tbo cciliar by loops ami buttons, so that they can be lubied or ih.i ut will. Tht y nr.! chielly made in cloth or ScmI'.'Ii tweed, nu 1 many have plaid pi llerinen, covering tUehlniublers only nd forming the luiuming, or the long cape itself is plaid und the rmuller ones plain, lu the ii'-oor-ipuiiying cut, repro duced from ihe Pry Guods Economist, is shown a eo:it-shuped pelisse for girl Tim Nw .iHi'brt. A very pretty new-shaped ,'acl.cl i close fitting in the back and sides w ith rather long basque rounded ot! ubruptly and terminating .it the fide darts. The front of the jacket iv formed of a broad tab, tounden at its lowest extremity, and, though shorfei than the basques, still of considerable length. It causes tho jacket to stand off from the figure in front and never thelof s imparts a graceful curve to the form. Two small square levers hib up on tho breast and a Medici lolla1' at the buck only. ThrIiIoh' Nfwnt Fnnrv. i The young person w ho is fond of being tailor made may now add t.i her wardrobe a silk tailor-made gown. It ! is one of fashion's newest fancies. Tin, silk tailored gown must be severely plain. It is very effective if mad. by an expert and trimuio.; with 'ir.n.'.i l niachiuo stitching. A llpaulirul 4 tiiilr1hii. Many unique designs in jewelrj now appear iu tho showcases and on :asl. iouablo women. The newist h:.!e luiueis small ami of heart shape. It is a cirtde of pearls around a tiny enamelled tlower with a diamond cen tre. The flower should be the flower of a girl's birthday month. Tim lnir Cup llnlil (In Own. The utility of a gulf cape as en n!l round, ever-ready ga, rent is still in disputable, aud in the latest curs when made from the newest Scotdi plaid two-faced materials they ur surely attractive enough to ;le(se eveu tho mo.-.t fastidious. I'iiviirlli Willi Yimliit Winn, n. An inordinate craze for novehioi really seizes only very yoniitf wnien, and it is with these, if with any, that the bright Highland plaids now nec.i in such great profusion will find much favor for dress fabrics. riHliI Arn H,l,tillilc. l'iaids of the most pronounced type can now truthfully be said to be epide mic, so few vomeu are there who r.re free from tho infection. The initial purchase of the season by every maid and matron, just filter ing on the delightful task of collecting fc ' va 7 ; 'i-AJ mm Hats 4Ssm fts, via ill of five years. Tho material is while Hot!', Tho rovers of white velvet, stitched, aro repeated ou the cull's and pockets. Thru double rows of round crystal buttons ornament tho front. Tor young children, say from Uvo to eight, jackets 'are mostly inad-j Ioomo with straight bueks and fronts, with turned-back revers and no collar. Ilati in ':iiiJI4 rrtiltmon. Hata for the neason now at its height present a bewildering display. They are weighted with fruits and ber ries, leaves and blossoms which hnve i ien turned by the miu nnd frost in Ihe workroom:!. Straws the like of which never have been seen iu a field ure presented iu combinations sbich require great courage to wear. A toque of sevr ral shades of violet velvet iu bauds, interlaced with a black l'ara liso feather, I'asteued by a je led rosette, is among tba recent styles, j and is suitable for evening wear. 1 or visit ing t here lu a broad-briiuine 1 straw, lifted ut the sides underneath by velvet bows and bauds. It has three waving ostrich plumes, and pendaut from tho buck are black mous- selitie da soie strings, which are lied under the chin a little to tho ride. Most becoming to a young face is another broad but iu green fancy straw. Swuthed urouud its crown is inoirsaeline, tho lightest shade of green. Clusters of cherries und their leaves fiuiHh tho combination. I Brims are all wide in the new huts. One, loaded with autumn flowers, with loops of wired black velvet ribbon wreathed o'er them, is a charming erentiou, but this, too, is fastened by velvet ties. Tho ever mrvicenble if not always appropriate sailor is to bo found iu ull norls and conditions among the new millinery. Those which aro trimmed with ribbon or wide velvet iu loopa at tho back are tho only uoveltioa in ibis line. limy FMAlilniiubla Knr Waililliic, The most charmin;; materials foi gowna to be worn at -bo weddings of tho neason aro designed in gray orepo do chiun garnished with grny peurl embroidery, and with such n goyi n a very llet-topped tnrbau of gray ilk, wound with a scarf of peurl bed'.uvod white chiffon, i:t the smart oud proper thing. Ko uoto of color is thought well of iu connection with those very neutral hiivemliies. nnd for nil f tatelv nlfair.s it is iatorestiu to lonru that I an aultnniial wa-drobe, hss been at least one of these wooliy-buckod, full bunging wrap.'i, the hue oi whi'.'h, so angry and brave, like the poet's vo.se, bids tho rash gazer to wipe hi eye, and lends not u whit of charm to the wearer's appearance. One excuse to bo offered in extenua tion of tho popularity ( these amaz ingly toned wraps is tho undeniable uovelly of their shapes and the indis putable comfort to be found in some of them. There pro snugly fitting, double-full capes with largo useful capped pockets applied to (he ontsido surface of tho li'vt f-'.ll, hesid.s the round short collet formed "golfer's friend," which wears a deep e rcula'.' flounce piped on the s!:ir-. i," the gar- Sir .-V m pi A I.TI1 l'LA.!l WUAI. meut. One aud nil U Oj seem a'lan-'ed to give the arms free play without ex posing tho tent of tbo body to tile winds, i . Tho Btyle Sultnlil. I 'or Tail, slim women aro by nature to carry or styles, Wtiuiei,, st adapted h picscul GOOD ROADS NOTES. ninrmlnin ItnniU, "As the necessity for good roads increases, more frequent attempts are made by the country road bnilders to I construct tdooe or macadam roads. I Failures are especially numerous in j respect to the methods adopted," j say Otto Dorner, Chairman of tho : L. A. W. Highway Improvement Com mittee. . "We may expect that, iu time, the construction of stone roads will be come ns familiar to farmers as the growing of wheat, but at present there is very little goneral information ou tho subject. "Tho two points to bo observed iu building stone roads are, first, to pro vide a proper foundation, aud second, to ioll md compact the stone metal with the utmost thoroughness. To begin with, tho subsoil, which is to serve as a foundation for tho stono, must be properly crownod, sloping dowu from the middle to each vide of the road, and must then be rolled uu til it is absolutely bard and smooth. Tho road should take its shape from the shape of the foundation. Tho stone is but a covering or roof for tho protection of the ground beneath. In order that this roof may bo solid, it must rest upon something abso lutely firm. A soft earth bottom can not support a stono roadway intended for ordinary heavy travel. Where tho road is built upon low ground, the foundation should bo drained as well. "Tho stono used should bo put dowu in layers not more than four inches thick, and it is well, where several layers of stone aro used, to sort tho material and touso tho larger pieces for tho lower layer. This sorting is done by means of a rotary screen attached to tho rock crusher, In building macadam roads in Massa chusetts and Ontario, the lower layer is usually composed of stone which will pasa through a bole two and one-half inches in diameter. The second layer usually consists of pieces which will pass through u one aud one-half inch hole. "Rolling is the most important point in the treatment of macadam or stone roads. A heavy roller should always be used, heavy enough to wedge tho pieces of stone firmly to getlier. The roller accomplishes this by shifting the pieces about until each is lodged firmly between adjoining pieces, which readily explains tho greater effectiveness of the heavy ma chine. Two things may proveut suc cessful rolling; cither the failure to provide a solid foundation, or tho practico. which is very comiuou, of spreading gravel or dirt over a layer of stone before it is rolled. Tho idea of using such a 'binder' is a bad mistake, lu cither event, the dirt or gravel, getliug botween the loose I particles of htone, will prevent thoir ' becoming firmly wedged. A mixing i of stono and earth, which is thus fre ! quently brought ubont in uu attempt ' to build a macadam road, is little ! better than an ordinary dirt road; in i deed, it is inferior in hoiuo partieu ; lars. Tho material iu a road thus constructed is sure to shift about I under the pressure of passing narrow j tired wheels, which result iu the i larger pieces of stono working thoir ' way to tho top, rendering the road I rough- and uncomfortable for travel, i Tho best way to help the stone to i 'biud' is to thoroughly sprinkle it 1 with water before aud during tho : rolling process. Almost every kiud of stone has more or less cementing I qualities, and its saturation with ' water while it is being rolled serves j admirably to help unite the different I pieces firmly. Tho second layer of stone is frequently of less thickness than the layer below. This layer should also be thoroughly and re peatedly rolled without the uso of gravel or dirt as a supposed hinder, and with the use of abundant water to help in cementing it. After tho layers of stono are entirely completed aud have been thoroughly rolled aud packed, it is well to spread a layer of gravel, by the way of top dressing, ami to roll that thoroughly. IJettcr still is to make this layer of stone screenings, which will unite better than gravel docs. This dress ing will prevent wearing the macadam road proper, and,- as it disappears with uso and travel, should bo re newed from time to time, leaving tho stone construction below absolutely erfect." Ti Aiill-ltut Acllullidl. Massachusetts roads aro costing ail j the way from $11000 to $'.5,0U0 per mile. j All money npent ou repairing earth : roads becomes each year a total loss j without materially improving their condition. Whatever road material yon uso will in timo neod carelul repairs ny men skilled iu this work. The old adago 'A stiteh iu timo saves nine.' applies here. Tho total cost of maintaining roads iu good order ranges, ou account cd varying conditions, between as wide limits almost as the initial cost of con struction. A plan of road building should be adopted in every State, city and town, and at least a portion of carried out each year and the dilferont materials should only bo used iu their proper place, according to tho dilferent con ditions that exist iu each aud every street. Uirt roads are, ns a rule, tho most expeusivo roads that can be used, while on tho other band stoue roads, if properly constructed of good mater ial und kept in perfect condition, art) tho most Hatisfaotory, tho cheapest, und most economical roads that can be constructed. Tho road that will best suit t'ua needs of the farmer, iu the first place, limit not bo too costly; aud, in the second place, must bo of the very best kind, for farmers should be able to do thoir heavy hauling over them when their fields are too wet to work and their team would otherwise bo idle. New Jersey is building more roads,' and better roads for less money pen mile than any other State iu tho Uuion. Their rouds are now costing from twenty to soventy. cents per square yard. Where the telford con struction is used they sometimes cost as much as seveuty-ihree cents per sijuaie yard. she cried, "do myself alone" "yon are yonr -Chicago Times- THE HOPE'S OPINION. , Tn 11 n you wlil your lver nnil whl; Jtiick your poor bruin In the conflict for mtnl. . I'linlnh your eyns f;i a elirlnrty znnl I To :1! 'this cmitrlvHue. of yours wftfi ,1 inline. Tit my turn nt lat. Wlwro the mcri luiv.i urf (tri'Kii I nlhhhi and doIi!i nr. il my bin. I le I toss. My lienrt Is o'erjuyeil and ruy nilrnl Is ; retiK, llir' a lny tiny nt last. I'm tlm '-ar-rl!,'eles Uos. Washington 81a:-. PITH AND POINT. Mrs. Smythe "I wonder why oM china is so rare and valuable." Mrs. Pe .foues ' Why, I thought yon kept a servant." A.- "It is when . man is iu troubht flint he knows the value of a wife." 11. "Yes: be cau put nil his property iu her name.'' "Knuy umbrellas to mend, tuisler?'" "Xono to mer.d and none to lend; the last one was stolen yesterday." Ohio State Journal. "There goes one of these wnmen'H fights reformers." "How do yon know?" "Don't you pco his wife i. carrying the baby?" He win a Kn-nt coiii ocr. Ami oiers Iim 1 ii I t write, tint he couldn't fompowe his voiingnst Wlieu Ue walked Mat round nt iihfht, (.'Iilcsit Now. T..cna---"Fred must be in love witli yon." F.dith "Why do you think so?" Lena "He asked me if I didn't thiuk you were pretty." Itostoit (Uobe. "Ah, but Count, you love me for "Yes," ho replied, fa.airo's only child." Herald. Customer- "I want to buy a lint." Hatter - "Yes, sir. Would you like a high hat?" Customer-. "No; I want something for about a dollar and u half."Tid-l!its. "I ued to have beans to beat the band," said the wedded coquette. "And now, I suppose," responded her hushnud "you think you've a husband to beat the carpet ? Well, you're mis taken." Cynthia "What positiou do ou hold iu the engine works. Mr. 1'ricity?" Alex. Trieity "I just do )dd jobs sewing on electric button nd watering the steam-plant." !'riu"etou Tiger. "At least," said the artist who was engaged iu pniuting a portrait of tho President of the I'nt Men's Club, "this is ono picture the critics can't accuse of luck of breadth and color." udiuuapolis Journal. The (iuide "Now you sit. right here; don't move, aud watch for tho leer through the opening." Amateur Sportsman "When do you thiuk ho'll In. along?" Tho (iuide "Oh, some time this week." Harper's Bazar. "My dear," said Mrs. Hunewell, ai she poured the coffee ut breakfast tho other morning, "do you 'believe iu the eternal fitness of things?" "I used to," replied Hunewell, "but that was before you began to make my shirts." Chicago News. Ambitious Wife "You champion football player werent you'.' Meek "Y-e-s, m'dear. Why?" Wife "Oh, nothing, nothing. Only that ten-u-week clerk is in the parlor with our daughter again." Standard. "Johnnie," auid the lather, sternly, "your school teacher writes mo that you do not behave yourself." "Yes tir," ropliod thu boy, "She nays I'm as bad as you were, pop." Where upon the parent went upstairs to en joy alone tho laugh over obi times. Philadelphia North American. "Now that you ure about to uiarrj" remarked the fond mamma to her only daughter, "it behooves me to speak plainly. Vou have hud your own way nil your life, but that must end." "Why, mamma:" exclaimed the pros pective bride; "tieorgo will let tun do just us I please." "Jiother tleorge!" retorted tho fond mamma: "I'm think ing that you will have to have a cook.'- Philadelphia llecord. .ero iho at college. Husband . Ambitious ter Ttilil ul' llitlllid liuuitr. Whar yer goiu'?" When yer goiu'?" (Join' now, stranger?" "Ain't got no bout. How yo'.i goiu et ercross?" "Jloat! Think er crick like thin hero's goiu' ter stop nie? (ioiu' tei ride across, stranger?'' Ho meant what, he Haid, for the speaker was Puuiel Jiooue, aud he sal his horse, gun iu hand, on thf bl u lis where the custom hcuso now stauds and gaed across that "oriek tho mighty Mississippi, toward th west, "whar be wnz goiu'." This was further back than the memory of the oldest inhabitant of Memphis extends, hut tradition say that it took ten men to hold Paniel to keep bim from wading his horse aerosr tho Mississippi. Memphis Kveuiug Scimitar. Tlip M iki-t at llitlll:i. Tho market in Halifax, N. S., al ways draws many visitors. L'p and down and across parts of a do.eu streets men, women and children squat upon the sidewalks or tend theii stands from the rear of dilapidated curt or other vehicles. Everything thut grows iu that part of the country is ottered for sale in tnese open mar kets, especially wild produce, berries, herbs and Mowers. llonie-madc cheese, preserves and Ihe like are. sel alongside of tho measure of potatoes, a pair of ducks, a basket of clams, a half lamb aud a bask"t of berries, .'iireh bui and sweet rass are ulil ied by the Indians, who stolidly iu sist upon two prices for their guudj baskets and toy caiii.es. Mlitlitlr AlKfiil Mludrul. "Does your husband ever help yon ubont taking care of the baby?" wai asked the wife of a young professor ii a neighboring city. "Not often, though sometimes hi does, Last evening he said he'd taki Willie for uu airing as he was goiug U walk down to tho postofliee. Half ai hour later 1 mw my husband sittiuf on Ihe porch reading a i-cientitie maga v.ine, but 1 could see nothing of tin baby. " ' Where's Willie? What liavo yoi done vith him?" I asked. "Why!" said the professor. "I for got ull about bim; 1 think be is sit ting in the postotliec," Detroit I'rai, IV ess.