REPUBLICAN NEWS-ITEM Published by C. S. I>AI'BERMAN, Lesseo LAPORTE PA. I . Being a philosopher with $1,000,000 In the bank Is our notion of a 60ft Job. "The whale," says a naturalist, "will eoon be extinct." But why blubber about It? Sometimes the exception proves the rule, but it is generally the unexpect ed which happens. A beauty doctor says that slapping the face Is good for the complexion. She may prefer freckles. A genius in California has succeed ed in developing a seedless tomato, but the odorless onion still Is afar oft. Our notion of a true philosopher is one who can take a calm and unruffled view of life while seated In a dentist's chair. A Maryland doctor says that cutting out the tonsils Is a serious mistake, from the doctor's point of view, we presume. Some of the doctors say the adop tion of the kilt would be more hygienic than trousers. Yes, but would it be as modest? "Drink buttermilk and live long," says Prof. Metchnlkoff. But where is the joy of living long If one must drink buttermilk? A vacation would be beneficial to a hard working mortal were it not for the fact that it takes two weeks to recover from It. Kissing may be dangerous, as our physicians say, but a little danger now and then Is relished by the best of men—and women. The shah of Persia's kitchen uten sils are valued at $23,000,000, and at that we'll bet he can't find a bottle opener when he wants it. A New Yorker informs us that no body can be happy on less than $5,000 a year. Verily, there is a vast amount of unhappiness In this world. A Cleveland man has Invented it steel car "strap" that will not carry germs. While he was at it, why didn't be Invent a few seats instead? The anti-kisslng crusade may be ail right In its way, but it strikes us that a great deal depends on the age and pulchritude of the kissee. Cincinnati is proud of Its woman teacher in a vacation school who um pires baseball games so fairly the ire of the bleachers is never aroused. Only the female mosquitoes prey on human beings, and sometimes we are led to believe that the females out number the males by 1,000,000 to 1. Some people are born famous, some nchieve fame, but a girl in Newport •won the easy way by wearing an auto mobile veil floating five fret in the breeze. "Hobble skirts," says an investi gator, "were worn in early Biblical days." Evidently one of the reasons for the destruction of Sodom and Go morrah. Once upon a time there lived a man who really enjoyed his vacation, but that was in the ancient days before the summer hotel had been inflicted on humanity. The New York waiters who several weeks ago organized a strike have ap plied to their former employers for work. They found a tiplesa world a cheerless one. Some day the art of farming may be so far advanced that humanity will be enabled to eat a blackberry, the substance of which is less than 75 per cent, seeds. Quoth a woman novelist: "It takes a clever woman to keep out of matri mony." But if a mere roan would keep out of wedlock he must be noth ing short of a genius. China insists that if she borrows any money she must be allowed to spend it in her own way. If the lend ers do not like that they need not lend it. This seems reasonable. One of the courts has decided that a woman who steps off backward from a street car has no claim for damages. The wife of the Judge who rendered the decision must be slim and ob servant. An exchange tells us that France Is training eagles to attack aeroplanes. Far be it from us to contradict any body, but the man who invented that story has all the qualifications of a successful fisherman. The conspiracy to oust the hobble by beginning with the pannier not liavlng succeeded, it is now proposed to do the trick by having plaits in the hobble. They seem determined to make women use more cloth someway or other. An attempt to raise a considerable fund of money for the New York teach er who accomplished the gigantic work of equalizing salaries in the schools, has failed lamentably. Post facto gratitude is the rarest tliinji tnov.n to modern science. COPY RICHT lqoc) /.v/ LOUIS <] O5 EPH VANCE SYNOPSIS. The story opens at Monte Carlo with Col. Terence O'Rourke, a military free lance and (something of a gambler. In hla hotel, leaning on the balcony he sees a beautiful girl who suddenly enters the elevator and pauses from sight. At the gaming table O'Rourke notices two men watching him. One ts the Hon. Bertie Glynn, while his companion Is Viscount Des Trebes, a duelist. The viscount tells him the French government has directed him to O'Rourke as a man who would undertake a secret mission. At his apart ment. O'Rourke, who had agreed to un dertake the mission, finds a mysterious letter. The viscount arrives, hands a sealed package to O'Rourke, who Is not to open It until on the ocean. A pair of dainty slippers are seen protruding from under a doorway curtain. The Irishman finds the owner of the mysterious feet to be his wife, Beatrix, from whom he had run away a year previous. They are reconciled, and opening the letter he finds that a Rangoon law firm offers him 100,000 pounds for a jewel known as the Pool of Flame and left to him by a dy ing friend, but now in keeping of one named Chambret in Algeria. O'Rourke worsts the nobleman In a duel. The wife bids O'Rourke farewell and he promises to soon return with the reward. He dis covers both Glynn and the viscount on board the ship. As he finds Chambret thaae Is an attack by bandits and his friend dies telling O'Rourke that he has left the Pool of Flame with the governor general who at sight of a signet ring given the colonel will deliver over the jewel. Arriving at Algeria the Irishman finds the governor general away, rtes Trebes makes a mysterious appointment and tells O'Rourke that he has gained possession of the jewel by stealing It. In a duel O'Rourke masters the visonunt, secures possession of the Pool of Flame and starts by ship for Rangoon. CHAPTER Xlll.—(Continued.) He mopped his brow, simply (as be fitted one of his apparent statlor In life) with the back of a hand, and stood erect, exulting In the scent, the Indescribable, Impalpable, Insistent odor of the East that Is forgotten of none who had ever known It. The hot wind drove It gustily In his face, and he sniffed and drew great lungfuls and was glad. "'Tis good!" he said simply. And, a bit later, while on the shorl-llne the brazen arcs were beginning to pop out silently: "There's the customs boat. I'm thinking I'll slip below." No lamps had yet been lighted be low, but O'Rourke knew the way to his room. He entered and shut the door. The afterglow of the sunset, entering through the porthole, ren dered the little coop light enough for his purpose. Dropping to his knees, the Irishman pulled his kit-box from beneath the bunk. The lid came up freely as he touched It. For a full minute he did not breathe. Then. In ominous si lence, he bent and examined the lock. It became immediately evident that his memory had not tricked him; the trunk was locked, as he had left it that morning. But the clasp had yielded to a cold chisel. It was hardly worth the trouble, still O'Rourke rummaged through the contents of the box, assuring himself that the chamois bag was gone. So far as he could determine then, noth ing else had been taken. He shut down the lid and sat down to think it out, eyes hard, face grimly expressionless, only an intermittent nervous clenching and opening of his hands betraying his gathering rage and excitement. At length he arose, determination in his port. One phrase alone escaped him: "And not a gun to me name!" He went on deck. Already the trop ic night had closed down upon the harbor, but it was easy enough to lo cate the captain and first officer, still waiting at the gangway. From over side arose the splutter of a launch —a raucous sound, yet one that barely rip pled the surface of O'Hourke's con sciousness. He stepped quickly to the captain's side and touched him gently on the arm. "Captain," he said quickly, "I'll be asking the favor of a word with ye in private." Hole caught the gleam of the Irish man's eye in the lamplight and — stepped back a pace. "Get forrard," he said curtly. "Carn't you see the customs officer coming' aboard? I'll see you later." "Ye will not. Ye'll hear me now, captain—" Hole backed further away. "Wot!" he barked hoarsely, raising his voice. "Wot! I'll show you 'oo's master aboard this ship. Get forrard to your quarters! S'help-me-gawd!" he ex ploded violently. "'Oo ever heard the like of It?" O'Rourke stepped nearer, his fists closing. "Drop that tone, ye scud!" he cried. "D'ye want me to spoil your little game?" The shot went home. The captain gasped, and in the darkness O'Rourke fancied he lost a shade or two of his ruddy color. "Wotcher mean?" he demanded, low ering his tone. "I mean," replied O'Rourke In a quick whisper, "that the Egyptian cus toms officer Is at the side. Return what' ye've stolen from me this day. ir I'll tell the whole harbor what ftm U>«n up to! Aud, 11 ye want tne to be more explicit, perhaps the word 'hashish' will refresh your mem ory !" "I'll talk to you later —" "Ye'll give me back me property this minute or—" O'Rourke was at the rail In a stride. "Shall I tell him?" he demanded. A swift step sounded beside him. He turned an instant too late, who had reckoned without Dennison. As he moved to protect himself the first of ficer's fist caught the Irishman Just under the ear. And one hundred and seventy-five pounds of man and malice were behind it. O'Rourke shot into the scuppers as though kicked by a mule, struck his head against a piece of iron work and lay still, half stunned, shutting his teeth savagely upon a moan. Hole and the first mate stood over him, and the captain's voice, guarded but clear enough, came to his ear: "You'll lie there, me man, and not so much as a whimper till I give you leave. Take 'eed wot I says. Mr. Dennison 'ere is goin' to clean 'ls re volver." O'Rourke lay silent, save for his quick breathing. The first officer, grinning malevolently, sat down near at hand, keeping a basilisk eye upon the prostrate man while he fondled au able-bodied, hammerless Webley. Hole moved off towards the gang way, whence his voice arose, an in stant later, greeting his visitor. The latter put a hurried question, which O'Rourke did not catch, but the cap tain's reply was quick enough: "Only a mutinous dorg of a deck 'and. Wanted shore leave and refused togo forrard when ordered. 'E ain't 'urted none. Mr. Dennison 'ere Just gyve 'lm a tap to keep him quiet" The Irishman swore beneath his breath and watched the first officer. The light from the lantern at the gangway glanced dully ui>on the pol ished barrel of the revolver, and the gleaming line was steadily directed towards O'Rourke's head. Upon re consideration he concluded to lie still, to wait and watch his opportunity; for the present, at least, he was in disposed to question Dennison's wil lingness to use the weapon. O'Rourke Th« Just Under tIM Ear. was to be kept quiet at all hazards, and he knew it full well; for once he conceded discretion the better part of valor, and was patient. CHAPTER XIV. In the face of the fact that the Im portation of hashish Into Egypt has been declared illegal by Khcdival leg islation, the drug is always to be ob tained in the lower dives of Alexan dria, Cairo and Port Said —It one only knows where togo and how to ask for it. Manufactured in certain 'stands of the (Jrecian Archipelago, it is mysteriously exported under the very uo&es oi complainant authorities and, eluding the rigor of Egyptian customs, as well as the* vigilance of Egyptian spies, finds its way to the fellaheen —among other avid consum ers; speaking baldly, is smuggled into the land. Customs inspections, fur thermore, are as severe as might be expected by anyone acquainted with the country and its inhabitants —as was O'Rourke. He felt, then, no sort of surprise at the brevity of the official visitation. The inspector, accompanied by an excessively urbane and suave Captain Hole, consciously but briefly glanced into the hold, asked a few questions which would have been pertinent had they not been entirely perfunctory, and took his leave. From the gangway the captain turned back directly to his first offi cer and the latter's charge. Hearing his approaching footsteps, O'Rourke gathered himself together and sum moned all his faculties to his aid. "Troublesome?" demanded Hole, pausing. "Not a syllable." said the mate. "Th' mon's sensible. I ha'e me doubts but he's too canny altegither." "Peaceful as a byby, eh? Well," savagely, " 'ell learn wot for. Get up, you Irish —" O'Rourke lay passive under the storm of Hole's profanity. He had all but closed his eyes, and was watch ing the pair from beneath his lashes. Failing to elicit any response, " 'Asn't 'e moved?" demanded the cap tain. "Not a muscle —" "Shammin'! 'Ere, I'll show "im." 'O'Rourke gritted his teeth and sup pressed a groan as the toe of Hole's heavy boot crashed Into his ribs. "Th' mon's nae shamming," Denni son declared. "He's fair fainted." "Fainted hell!" countered the cap tain. "Give 'is arm a twist, Denni son." The mate calmly disobeyed. The arm-twist desired by the captain re quires the use of the twister's two hands, and stoutly as he defended his opinion, the first officer was by no means ready to put up his revolver. He advanced and bent over the Irishmau, who lay motionless, his up- per lip rolled back to show his clenched teeth. "Heugh!" exclaimed the first officer, peering into his face, his tone expressive of the liveliest concern. Without further hesitation he dropped the revolver into his pocket and—received a tremendous short-arm blow in the face. With a stifled cry he fell back, clutching at a broken nose, and sprawled at length; while O'ltourke. leaping to his feet, deliberately put a heel into the pit of llennlson's stom ach, thereby effectually eliminating hiin as a factor in the further contro versy. Simultaneously he advanced upon Captain Hole. But Lu the latter be encountered no mean antagonist. The man—lt has been said —was as tall as and heavier than the adventurer, and by virtue of his position a competent and experi enced rough-and-ready fighter. In a breath he had lowered his head and, bellowing like a bull, launched him self toward O'Rourke. The Irishman met the onslaught with a stinging uppercut; which, nev ertheless, failed to discourage the captain, who grappled and began to belabor O'Rourke with short, stabbing blows on the side of the head, at the same time endeavoring to trip him. The fury of his onset all but carried the Irishman off his feet. At the same time it defeated Hole's own purpose. O'Rourke watched his chance, seized the man's throat with both hands and, tightening his grip, fairly lifted him ofT his feet and shook him as a ter rier shakes a rat. Then, with a grunt of satisfaction, he threw the captain from him and turned to face greater odds. The noise of the conflict had brought the crew down upon the contestants. Surrounded, he was rushed to the rail. With that to his back he drew on his reserve of strength and. poising him self, began to give his assailants per sonal and individual attention. They pushed him close, snarling and curs ing, hindering one another in their eagerness, and suffering variously for their temerity. O'Rourke fought with trained precision; his blows, lightning quick, were direct from the shoulder and very finely placed; and BO straight did he strike that almost from the first his knuckles were torn and bleding from their impact upon flesh and bone. Fight as fiercely as he might, how ever, the pack was too heavy for him; and when presently he discerned, not in one but in half a dozen hands, gleams of light—the rays of a near-by lantern running down knife-blades — he conceded the moment imminent when he must sever his connection with the Pelican. Moreover he had a shrewd suspicion that Hole was up and only waiting for an opening to use his revolver. Leaping to the rail, he poised an Instant, then dived far out from the vessel's side, down into the Stygian blackness of the harbor water; a good clean dive, cutting the water with hardly a splash, he went down like an arrow, gradually swerving from the straight line of his flight into a long arc—so long, indeed, that he was well-nigh breathless when he came to the surface, a dozen yards or more from the Pelican. Spitting out the foul harbor water, and with a swift glance over his shoul der that showed him the Pelican's dark freeboard like a wall, and a cluster of dark shapes hajiging over the rail at the top vaguely revealed by lantern light, he struck out for the nearest vessel, employing the double overhand stroke, noisy but speedy. That he heard no cry when he came to the surface, that Hole had not de tected him by the phosphorescence, and that he had held his hand from firing, at first puzzled O'Rourke; but he reasoned that Hole probably feared to raise an alarm and thereby attract much undesirable attention to himself and his ship. In the course of the first few strokes, however, he managed to peep again over his shoulder, and from the activity on the Pelican's decks concluded that he was to be pursued by boat; which, in fact, proved to be the case. Fortunately the Pelican rode at an chor in waters studded thick with other vessels, afTonling plenty of hid ing places on a night as black as that. The adventurer made direct for the first vessel, swam completely around It, and by the time the Pelican's boat was afloat and its rowers bending to the oars, he was supporting himself by a hand upon the unknown ship's cable, floating on his back with only his face out of water. Under these conditions, it was small wonder that the boat missed him so completely. At length rested, the Irishman re leased his hold and struck out for land at an easy pace. Eventually he gained the end of a quay, upon which he drew himself for a last rest and to let his dripping gar ments drain a bit ere venturing abroad in the streets. Not until then, strangely enough, did It come to him with its full force, how he had been tricked and played upon from the very beginning. And he swore bitterly when he contemplated his present position of a penniless outcast in a city almost wholly strange to .him, without friends (save Indeed. Danny—wherever he might he), with out a place to lay his head, lacking even a change of clothing His kit box was aboard the Pelican and likely to remain there, for all be could do to tbe coutrary; In big present stat*. to apply to the authorities or to at tempt to lodge a complaint against Captain Hole would more likely than not result in incarceration on a charge of vagrancy more real than technical. And —the Pool of Flame! He fumed with Impotent rage when he saw how blindly he had stumbled into Hole's trap, how neatly he had per mitted himself to be raped of the jew el. For In the light of late events he could not doubt but that Hole had sought him out armed with the knowl edge that O'Rourke was in possession of the priceless jewel—more than probably advised and employed by Des Trebes; assuming that he had failed to inflict a mortal wound upon that adventurer. "Aw, the divvle, the divvle!" com plained O'Rourke. "Sure, and 'tis a pretty mess I've made of it all, now!" Saying which he rose and clambered to the top of the quay—with the more haste than good will in view of the fact that the splashing of oars, the dimly outlined shape of a boat head ing directly for his refuge, had sud denly become visible. Of course, it might not be the Pelican; but O Rourke was too thoroughly Im pressed with the conviction that the laws of coincidence were working against him, just then at any rate, to be willing to run unnecessary risks. Chance, too, would have it that there should be an arc-light ablaze precisely at the foot of the pier, be neath which stood, clearly defined In the white glare, the figure of a hulk ing black native representative of the municipal police, whom O'Rourke must pass ere he could gain solid earth. For this reason he dared not betray evidences of haste; his appearance was striking enough in all conscience, without any additional touches. So he thrust his hands into his pockets and sauntered with a well-assumed but perhaps not wholly convincing air of nonchalance toward the officer. The latter remained all unsuspicious until—and then the mischief of it was that O'Rourke was still a full fi.'e yards the wrong side of the man- Hole himself leaped from the beat upon the end of the quay and ten: a yell echoing after the fugitive. "Hey!" he roared. "Stop 'tm! De serter! Thief! Stop thief!" The black was facing O'Rourke in an instant, but simultaneously the irishman was upon him and had put an elbow smartly into his midriff In passing, all but toppling the man back wards into the harbor. R had been well for him had he suc ceeded. As it was the follow saved himself by a hair's breadth and the next minute was after O'Rourke, yell ing madly. The Irishman showed a fleet pair of heels, be sure; but, undoubtedly, the devil himself was in the luck that night! Who shall describe in what manner a rabble springs out of the very cobbles of Alexandria's streets? Men, women, naked children and yap ping pariah dogs, fellaheen, Arabs, Be douins from the desert, Nubians, Greeks, I^evantines—the fugitive had not covered two-score ,r*.rds ere a mob of such composition was snarping at his calves. Turning and twisting, dodging and doubling, smiting this gratuitous en emy full in the face, treating the next as he had the limb of the law (and leaving both howling), he seized the first opening and swung into a narrow back-way, leading inland from the wa terfront. (TO BE CONTINUED.) Care of the Eyes. If a woman has the slightest did culty with her sight, she should lose no ttme In consulting an oculist. Noth ing will bring undesirable crows leet more quickly than straining the eyes, and local treatment to prevent the lines will be inefficacious if the seal of the..rouble Is not attended to It is lar better to wear glasses when sew ing and writing than to let the wnoie tace have a drawn and aged look Of course, massaging about the cor ners of the eyes will make a tremen dous improvement In a woman s ap pearance. but the work will be witn out results unless she does It regularly every night. Also, If she Is trying to smooth away crows' feet, she must re member that stroking Is not to be done so severely as to loosen the t>Km. which would cause bagginess, but merely that friction is to stimulate cir culation, nourishing the skin tissues. Foolish Question. "Are you going to permit your son to play football when he goes to col lege?" "No. I'm going to keep him from I in the same way that I have kept hin from smoking cigarettes." "Oh, have you kept him from doln thfat?" "Certainly—when M tao-ww IT looking."