REPUBLICAN NEWS-ITEM LAPORTE PA. A calendar gives no trustworthy cnie to w*atter. No sunstrokes have thus far been reported this spring. Life Is getting to be just one state convention after another. —. Distinctly, the opening of the base- 1 hall season was not a frost. Now the umpire in his turn becomes j the object of oratorical attack. Nobody will care how much the fly ; Is kicked arounu this summer. You do not hear band musicians objecting seriously to political cam paigns. A large spot has been discovered on the sun. Draw your own political deductions. When an editor becomes gloomy he rises to predict the revival of the hoopskirt. Our notion of an easy job Is to persuade a man to become a candi date for office. The incubator craze is leading to numerous fires. This will not, how c ver, check the craze. New York, the worst crowded mc tropolis In the world, always has room for easy mark visitors. The world certainly do move. It has been lo! these many years since ■we read a folding bed joke. Much more readily do some men pay out hard cash to a baseball Im presario than to a coal dealer. Now they are going to grow Turkish tobacco in California. Why not as well as Havana or Connecticut? A New York woman wants a di vorce because her husband has an other wile. Isn't she the finicky thing! A Cleveland lawmaker Insists that male bathers on the beaches be forced to wear skirts. The shameless hus sies! The report that The Harvester was sold for $50,000 Is enough to make an automobile salesman green with envy. The Little theater in New York is said to be for intelligent people. Now wo know why it is called the Little theater. A license of $1 has been Imposed on cats in New Jersey, but a license on midnight concerts would be pref erable. People who insist on building near the Ohio and Mississippi rivers should get on the safe side by building sky scrapers. That Missouri man who is hatching prrasshoppers to feed his chickens should be careful that the supply does not exceed the demand. While those reformers are Investi gating the baseball trust, we hope they will establish an age limit lor peanuts. Just to prove that there is nothing new under the sun a Harvard profes sor has discovered that women talk too much. A Harvard professor savs Oklahoma Is five years ahead of any other state. It's a long way trom Harvard to Ok lahoma, too. A European judge has declared that it is not lawful to cheat American tourists. Nor especially easy, we may edd. Why does no one ever Intone a hymn to the vernal recrudescene of the chorus of the frogs? It is not so bad. Some alarmist now announces that sauerkraut is a dangerous explosive, but we'd rather risk it than boiled cabbage. A statistician tells us that only one song out of ninety-five becomes popular. Judging from the popular songs w'e have heard, the worst song of the ninety-flve is selected. A military authority tells us that Washington could be captured easily by a foreign foe. He does not realize that myriads of office seekerg would arise to defend their chosen city. A woman in Philadelphia broke the record by obtaining a license to marry three minutes after her divorce had been granted. Compared to this. Phil, adelphia is even swifter than Reno. Russia is said to be planning for tho greatest navy of dreadnoughts in the world. And by the time it gets it built dreadnoughts will be all out of style. Navies are largely built to be thrown on the junk pile. A Boston reformer says each bride groom should have a certificate of financial competence to support a wife, and each bride a certificate ot culinary competence to feed a hus band. In the absence of these ther< thould be no weUdiug ceremony. TITANIC DEAD AT FINAL REST Impressive Rites in Three Hali fax Cemeteries. STONE MARKS EACH GRAVE Catholics, Protestants and Jews Laid Away—Military Band Plays "Near er, My God to Thee," at Burial- Community Shows Sorrow. Halifax, N. S. —Fifty-nine unidenti fied bodies from the Titanic were buried during the same day in name less graves within three Halifax ceme teries. All were buried according to rites they had professed in life. Men and women of every creed united in honoring the unknown. The Nova Scotia Legislature was prorogued, and out of respect for the dead all the brilliant military formali ties attending such an event were abandoned. Probably for the first time in this city there were no strains of martial music on the streets, such as has been the custom at the closing of the House in the past. Four bodies were buried in the Catholic cemetery, nine in the Jew ish cemetery, and forty-six in the Protestant cemetery. At the later cemetery 100 sailors from the Cana dian warship Niobe formed in line at the graves, brief addresses were made by clergymen, and the Royal Canadian Regiment Band played, "Nearer God, to Thee," and the "Dead March in Saul." On each casket was laid a spray of lilies with the inscription: "I will ransom thee from the power of the grave and I will redeem thee from death." Each victim was placed in a sepa rate grave. Over each rises a simple slab, bearing the name in case it was known, but in the great majority of cases only the number by which the body was designated when it was re covered from the sea, appears. Nine Hebrews were buried in the Jewish cemetery, the services being conducted with all the rites of the faith by the rabbi of the Jewish syna gogue here. Memorial services in Catholic and Protestant churches testified to the sympathy and sorrow of Halifax over the Titanic accident. There was a special funeral for the two-year-old baby boy whose body was found floating by the crew of the Mackay-Bennett. The officers and crew of the Mackay-Bennett made the arrangements. Ninety-two bodies of Titanic dead are still at the Morgue here, but most of these have been identified. Several of these have been claimed by rela tives, and as soon as arrangements can be made the bodies will either be forwarded or interred at Halifax. It is thought that fully forty or fifty of the identified will not be claimed. Mrs. H. R. Rood of New York was at the morgue seeking the body of her husband, but found no clue. She placed flowers on all coffins contain ing unidentifie/l victims. Mrs. Rood also sent flowers to all the churches holding services. Mrs. Rood is ac companied by Mr. Teeds, a New York undertaker. She will await the ar rival of the steamer Minia in the hope that the body of her husband may have been recovered. Two representatives of the Guggen heim family have arrived to look for the body of Benjamin Guggenheim. They are Mark Condell and B. L. Knowles, officials of the International Steam Pump Company, of which Mr. Guggenheim was president. They will await the arrival of the Mima. They will also claim, if identified, the bodies of Victor Giglio, secretary, and Rene Bemot, chauffeur for Mr. Gug genheim. The Mina has seventeen bodies and has reported by wireless that it is im probable any more victims will be found, as they have floated far south. MINERS EXPECT SHARP FIGHT. Difference of Opinion in Coal Regions Over Result of Convention. Wilkesbarre, Pa. —When the news reached here that the district leaders ! had decided to put the peace terms of | fered by the operators up to the min l ers in convention it was freely predict ed by the rank and file that a 10 per cent, increase and a modified form of recognition is not sufficient to send the men back to work. The five weeks suspension and the loss of money they have sustained for ces the men to take the stand that the concessions are not enough and that the only result of the convention will be to reject the plan and send the com mittee back to urge better terms from the companies. SLAIN FOR 'PHONE INSULTS. Mob Kills Negro Who Sent Messages to White Women. Shreveport, La.—A negro who had aroused the whole countryside by tele phoning Insulting messages to white women from houses into which he had broken was hanged by a mob at Yel low Pine. I The man was captured after a I search in which a large number ot ; angry citizens took part. At first he was whipped and ordered to leave 1 town. He refused. THE INTERNATIONAL LAUNDRYMAN FLOOD SWEEPING SCORE OF TOWNS River Pouring Through Crev asse Causes $10,000,000 Ruin FEEDING 120.000 HOMELESS Scores of Towns Submerged and 250,- 000 Persons Will Be Rjndered Home less— Engineers Give Up Fight to Close Break. New Orlenas. —Over 250,000 persons in southern Louisiana are homeless and crops valued at $10,000,000 have been wiped out as a result of the rush of water from the great Torras cre vasse. Submerging scores of prosper ous towns and rich plantations, the combined waters of the Mississippi and the Red Rivers, at the highest flood stage in their history, swept southward from this crevasse, leaving ruin and desolation in their waKe. The floods coursed through the low lying sugar plantations at a much more rapid rate than the waters in the northern part of the state, and there was nothing to check them between Torras, which practically marks the junction of the lied and the Mississip pi rivers and the Gulf of Mexico. The levees about Torras, La., went out and five negroes were drowned. Owing to the constant wash against the tops of tlie levees for the past few days they crumbled when struck by a slight rise. Government engineers who rushed to the scene on special trains announ ced that an attempt to close the break is worse than useless and the forces of workmen were withdrawn, while the muddy torrent unhindered, con tinued slowly to crumble the earth walls and admit the waters in con stantly increasing amounts. The cow that kicked over the lamp and destroyed Chicago now has a riv al in the Louisiana craw tisli. The fed eral engineers say without doubt it was crawfish holes in the great dyke that caused it to fail. Throughout the "sugar bowl of Am erica,"he section now inundated, peo ple are fleeing for their lives. Hun dreds of horses and cattle already have been drowned and their carcass es, together with the bodies of hun dreds of deer, are mingled with the debris of ruined homes and farms. Fat to the south, even along the Gulf Coast, where the waters will not arrive for several days yet, the people are pre paring to abandon their possessions. $237,000,000 FOR POSTAL WORK. Appropriation Bill Passes House—Ru ral Delivery $43,000,000. Washington.—The Post Office bill, carrying appropriations to maintain the postal service in the fiscal year that will begin July 1 next, was passed by the House. The appropriations authorized by the bill are a little in excess of $237,000,000. One of the big items is one providing for the main tenance and extension of rural free delivery. The bill authorizes the es tablishment of a system of parcels post on rural routes. It contains a provision requiring newspapers and other publications to print weekly a list showing the names of the owners, publishers, editors and stockholders of such publications. HOMER DAVENPORT DEAD. Famous Cartoonist Succumbs Sudden ly to Pneumonia. New York. —Homer Calvin Daven port, one of the greatest cartoonists of his generation and ranked in force fulness as the successor of Tom Nast, died of pneumonia after a short ill ness. Davenport, who was known to both continents, came very prominently be fore the public in the Presidential campaign of 3806. He was born at Silverton, Ore., March 8, 1567. BAY STATE REPUBLICAN VOTES ARE DIVIDED Massachusetts Situation a Tangle Un paralleled in Politics—Wilson Defeated by Clirk. Boston. —The net result in Massa chusetts is 18 votes for President Taft and IS votes for Colonel Roose velt. It is a dead heat in actual fig ures: For Taft (preferential) 74,50S For Roosevelt (preferential) ..71,153 For La Follette 1,756 For Roosevelt delegates-at-1arge.74,121 For Taft delegates-at-large ....66,876 Col. Roosevelt got ten delegates in the district elections, and President Taft carried nine districts. Counting the eight delegates at large for Roose velt, both he and Taft have eighteen delegates from the State to the Na tional Convention. But giving the delegates at large to Taft, he has 26 to the Colonel's 10. Clark's majority over Wilson is 19,- 021, in a total Democratic vote of 47,- 900. The Republican primaries resulted in the election of eight delegates-at large pledged to Mr. Roosevelt, while Mr. Taft was declared the choice of the party for the Presidential nomina tion by a majority of 3,655. The success of the Roosevelt ticket for delegates-at-large was due to the independent candidacy of one man, who had himself put on the ticket by petition as "pledged to Taft." His name appeared above the eight Taft candidates, and thousands of Taft men voted for the whole nine candidates, thus Causing 18,000 ballots to be thrown out as invalid. When Mr. Roosevelt learned this he issued a statement admitting that Mr. Taft was the choice of the Massachu setts Republicans for the nomination and calling upon the Roosevelt dele gates-at-large to obey the party will and vote for Taft in Chicago. The Roosevelt delegates-at-large at first jointly declared they would not accept the colonel's advice. Later they reconsidered their ac tion and de cided to leave each of the eight to act as he might see fit. A somewhat similar situation was created on the Democratic side. Speak er Champ Clark, who had no pledged delegates on the ticket, won a two to one victory over Governor Wilson in the Presidential preference contest. At the same time delegates-at-large pledged to Governor Foss of Massa chusetts were elected to attend the Baltimore convention, though the name of Governor Foss did not appear in the Presidential preference col umn. STANDING OF THE CANDIDATES. Headquarterc Give Out Their Latest Information. Republicans. Delegates in convention 1,078 Necessary to choice 540 Instructed for Taft 469 Instructed for Roosevelt 291 Instructed for La Follette 36 Instructed for Cummins 10 Democrats. Delegates in convention 1,094 Necessary to choice 729 Instructed for Clark 200 Instructed for Wilson 128 Instructed for Marshall 30 Instructed for Burke 10 Instructed f®r Underwood 64 Instructed for Harmon 4 Instructed for Baldwin 14 BRYAN WOULD BE CHAIRMAN. Democrats Interested in Report Colon el Seeks Temporary Job at Baltimore. Washington.—Democrats in Wash ington are interested in the report that Colonel William J. Bryan is him self after the nomination, and is loom ing up as a formidable candidate. The most significant development in this direction that lends color to the re port, say these Democrat j, is the fact that lirya: is now trying to have him self designated as temporary chair man of the Baltimore convention. SUFFRAGE ARMY OUT PN PARADE Make Great Impression by Their Demonstration in New York. ARE TOO EARNEST FOR JESTS All Classes In Line—Women Start Mighty Parade on the Minute and Present Wonderful Spectacle —6OO Men in Line. New York. —The promise of woman suffrage leaders to eclipse all previous demonstrations here for their cause was fulfilled when nearly 20,000 per sons paraded for three miles up Fifth avenue under suffrage banners. Hun- J dreds of thousands of persons looked I on from windows and balconies of ho tels and business places along the ave nue, and the sidewalks were so crowd ed for the entire length of the route that the mounted police were unable to keep the spectators within bounds. There was no disorder, however. ! The spectators, three-quarters of whom ! seemed to be women, passed among ' themselves all varieties of comment j upon the demonstration, but there was neither, much applause nor any jeering j as the marching throng passed. There were women, men and chil- | dren in the ranks. Almost every pro- I fession and industry in which women J are engaged from educational leader- | ship to laundry work was represented by a delegation under appropriate ban- | ners. A squad of mounted police led ( the parade, but, vying with this equest rian show, there followed nearly 100 wom&n pn horseback, most of them riding astride. .The riders were dress ed in simple liabite and all wore rough | three cornered hats <>f black straw j with a purple and green and white j cockade. The parade was under command of Mrs. Harriet Stanton Blatch, presfUent ! of the Women's Political Union. The | arrangements which had been engag- I ing the suffrage leaders here for j months were carried out to the letter, j and so determined were the women to S obey the commands for promptness that the parade was organized and tin- ; der way punctually at the stroke of 5 o'clock. Among the groups which took their places as the procession formed at Washington Square were school teach ers and students, doctors, lawyers, en gineers, architects, nurses, writers, artists, actresses, librarians, social workers, milliners, dressmakers, wait resses, domestic workers, office work ers. civil servants, office holders and representatives from the six suffrage j States and various States which are j fighting for the vote for women. There were til!) men also in the parade. Aged Pioneers in Line. There were a number of pioneers of the suffrage movement in line, includ ing Rev. Antoinette Brown Blackwell, !i4 years old, who rode in a flower adorned carriage; Mrs. Charles V. Mills, mother of the president of the New York State Suffrage Association, and Miss Emily Howland, 85 years old. A majority of the paraders wore 39- eent hats of yellow straw and some ef fort was made to preserve uniformity | in simple dress of white and black. The women kept step well to the mu ! sic of 20 bands and conducted them t selves with the dignity which their leaders naa enjoined hat they show. The parade concluded with a meeting at Carnegie Hall. MOB CLAMORS FOR ARNOLD. Village.s Demand Banker's Life, but Arrest Saves Him. Utica, N. Y. —A mob of 800 men and women clamored for the life of Frank T. \rnold,wrecker of the First Nation al Bank at New Berlin, before his $20,- 000 bungalow when the Federal offi cers arrested him. Not until dawn did United States Commissioner James Flanagan of Norwich and United States Marshal Foster Black dare take him from his sick bed ai.d rush him in an /automobile to the county jail at i Norwich. The bitter feeling against Arnold lias been increased by the suicide of a ; depositor and by the ease of a woman j who lost her reason as the result of i her losses. FIVE BASEBALL MISHAPS. One Death and Four Serious Injuries in and Near Washington. Washington.—Within four days one [ death and at least four serious acci ! dents have resulted from baseball [ game 3 hereabouts. One player, George S. Hiett, was killed. Sylvan King and Henry Mess of the Central High School baseball team were badly injured at Alexan j dria. Earlier in the week Lewis Wat j kins of Eastern High School broke his j leg, and Robert Marmion of the Mount Pleasant team suffered a fracture of his right arm. TWO CANOEISTS CROWN. Brothers Perish, but Their Two Friends Are Saved. Lancaster, Pa. Carl and Leroy , Young, brothers, of Harrisburg, and j Gilbert Oges and Morris Glace, also I of Harrisburg, went canoeing on the ! Susquehanna River. A few miles be | low McCall's Dam the canoes were ! upset in a rapids. The Youngs were drowned and their bodies were not ! recovered. Persons ashore were able to rescue [ Oges and Glace. SNAPSHOTS AT STATE NEW r All Pennsylvania Gleaned Items of Interest. REPORTS ABOUT CROPS GOOD Farmers Busy in Every Locality— Churches Raising Funds for Many Worthy Objects—ltems of Busi ness and Pleasure that Interest.. The new $82,000 Sliamokin Federal j building is ready for occupancy. The School Board of West Chester | has re-elected Professor R. W. Reck ard principal of the High School. While attempting to board a freight | train at Jolinsonburg, John Erickson, j 20 years old, of Ridgeway, was killed. St Peter's Catholic Church, Read ing, will build an addition to St. Peter's j parochial school, costing $15,000. | Dr. O. M. Philips, of the West Ches | ter State Normal School, reports 874 students enrolled there. Mrs. Daniel H. Hastings and Miss j Sara Hastings havo returned to iielle | onte from a trip abroad. Rosa Fulir, of Lansford, brought a | breach of promise suit against Louis Kupras, also of Lansford, for SSOOO. All the meat of eight hogs, except one shoulder, was stolen from the j smoke-house of Ralph Mate, near Red j Lion. Pretty Ella I.atimer, the poorly paid j New Bethlehem money order clerk, j who embezzled to aid friends, has been sent to prison. It is asserted that Harry Houpt, of J Mauch Chunk, set a hen three weeks ! ago with seven double-yolk eggs, and i now has 14 chicks, all twins. Mrs. Elizabeth Plucker, of Reading, ! fell downstairs at her home, and sus ! tained such serious injuries that she died. Beaten in the higher Courts, Coun ! oilman John McHugh, of Allentow ' went weeping to jail as a violator J the liquor laws. For stealing a horse and rig froxp | Clarence S. Hope, of Valley township, : David Viley goes to prison for fr(>m three to ten years. ( In a driving crash with a trolley car ; at Trindle Springs, Miss Hazel Pef | fer broke her collarbone and three ribs and Charles Hotter broke * clavicle ; and a rib. The Rev. Edward Flynn, assistant rector at. St. Edward's Catholic Church ; in Sliamokin, has been assigned to i preside at the Sacred Heart Church, | Cornwall, Lebanon county. Andrew Carnegie has pensioned at S4O a month for life 60-year-old John Piper, an infirm son of Colonel Piper, long associated in the Carnegie Iron Company at Braddock. Judge Charles I. Landis, of Lancas ter, accompanied by his wife, will sail | for the Orient on a four months' visit to China, Japan and the Eastern coun try. Reynoldsv'lle people have hopes of the early development of several thou sand acres of coal land in that region. J. Ci. Warnick, of Greensburg, holds options on a big acreage there. John Hughes, aged 4 years, son of Newton" Hughes, died in the Coates | ville Hospital of typhoid fever. This | makes 34 typhoid deaths since Febru -1 ! ary 1. i Edward Brior, of Hazleton, who ! pleaded guilty of shooting his wife, was Sentenced at Mauch Chunk to pay a fine of SSOO and costs and to be imprisoned in the Eastern Peniten -1 tiary for from five to seven years. At a mass-meeting of citizens of Catasauqua a recommendation was ; made to the School Board that a bond I issue of $45,000 be floated for the com ' pletion and furnishing of the new high school and other purposes. Sheep raising is becoming profitable ! in Blair county, despite drawbacks to its success up to this year. Nearly all ] the wool sheared naxi month by farm ers in the eastern end of Blair county will be sold to wool dealers residing in Huntingdon county. There are 12 ! buyers in that vicinity who purchase l an average of 4»,000 pounds each ; spring. Miss Agnes Strauss, a daughter of i the Rev. W. H. Strauss, of Lehighton, ! is dead, as the result of a throat op eration. Packer-township, Carbon county, su- I pervisors have decided to buy a crush | er costing $3500 and put 35 miles of roads in first-class condition. Clarence C. T.itzenberger badly wounded George Tabor in a desperate fight in the cellar of his home at Slat ington when Le accidentally discover ed the latter there as a burglar.