7'uoii(iUt«i (t-iy Tharßd«y A tarnoon
flv The S iMh P»jbilsblt»«? Co
At the County ttei' 'ltbullivan County.
ijAir'Oß'i'E:, VA.
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THOS.JJiOHAIt, See y & Ttms. j
Entered at th< Font O'.hcc tit Livporte, a« .
sscorui-claes mail matter.
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HARRISBURG.PA. V
(CURES ALL DOINK AND DRUC. ADOICTIONS j
I MEWI -Y FOPM r -ilf D ' Ntiv MANAC.EMCNT j
WATCH THE LIPS.
Their Sensitive Muscles Make Thim !
G.eit Telltales.
■ ii's n queer thing." remarked the j
p. dYssor. "how i en; !e can control j
their -.'yes arrl not their months."
Tl.i tuventor with whom lit- I appen- i
od to be talking made the comment
th;u '.he professor probably meant j
tongues when speaking of months. j
! didn't mean tongues. 1
. meant moutl ••," the professor rp.sdnod.
"I mo in, If you want to be scl' a hical
iy accurate. ue action of the mas
(lis There's nearly always, in a
■.. <:.:l 'll of excitement. of es I Lion,
depression or emergency, a 1 iltalo
movement on their part which can't
be guarded against. Why can't It be
gnat-red v;v hist? Because It la fio
ir.rgei.v unconscious Mort of us from
Miir y- a.th >:v have been trained to use
cur ej. * and to use them In such n
way as to conceal our emotions. It's
di:'iVro.it wita the mouth. Perhaps we 1
h non't ndvmiced far enough to da '
tw> "itch Important things nt the same ;
lime. Anyway ttie fact remains that I
we lon't do ii.
"If. for example, 1 have reason to |
believe that a man is not tolling me i
!iie truth 1 ■ ui't give my attrition to j
iis OVP.; He may look at me us fear- !
U iy as he wants. What 1 watch i
for is omething significant In the iv i
jx: if ids lace below the tw'-o. If '
t'li" is no change In tin: expression I
i;' bis lips iam <ti-'iored after ail to !
1 elice tilni. Hut If there Is 11 least 1
trembling or twitching me lee i exhi I
i.i;i 'et ii" call If. of nervors,• ;
v.-'.:. I haven y doubts."
' i suppose," observed the Inventor. \
"l'h:\t w bile 'll iit fact rloes not explain j
tin v.en lug of the mustache it shows
thai tl)" musncho has uses."
"It <!oes," returned tprofessor, I
"but you must remember that (he mus ,
t.'tclle, t'S a rule, doesn't obscure the j
lower lip. And liie lower Hp, if you'll j
tare the trouble t'» notice, is if any- ,
ti:i::" ore revelatory than th > uppc> |
one 1. is usually that tip vvldch Rives
li e ■ \,i esslon to the nioulh. The up
per lip follows suit, as it were."
"Well, wed," said the 'mentor, tin
gormg h.s nmstn he.-New Vork I'ress. I
A KING'S UNDRESSING.
1 - 3 Cfiemony Wss a Wonderful One
in l.o:'s XVi.'s, Time.
in ". eniolrs of the (.'omtesse do
' .'■ .e (lV ii - ''.. edited front the '
ori--;nai maunl. Ch ales Xlcoul-
I aid, : foil's 1 112 lowing r -.ilist
di cripiiou of t'.to "coucher" of I.ouls
XVI :
"The kins's coat, va! itcoat an I shirt
v, •re t..!;on off. lie stood Ila re naked
! > tli < waist, seratii.in/ and ruhbinp
himself as If he had been alone, in the
p 'of : w ho! • eoii' t n:.l oi •• :
many i-rßn.crs of distinction The
-r vii. t handed ti.:> nightshirt,to the
1.. liua .fied p; r.ion, t.i 00C «>i
1 : e I'linces of the blood if an., wer:
p'i si-i.r. Thi:.. was a right and Hot a
favor. When the person was one with
whom tie was on fatnillar terms the
kin. would often play tricks while
jteifiti."' It on, on one ;-:ue to
make the holder run after him, aecora
; -ivlr, ; there charming Jokes \vl» 'l
haul j'.uffaws, whieh greatly vexed
those v, ho wore sincerely attaci "d to
him. When his shirt was on he put
o". his dressing gown, while tin• r> val
e. uniasten (.1 his waist belt and knee
breeches, whi ;h fell to Ills anbh ', and
i.e -hat garb, eareoi.' able to walk wit'
i"-e ridiculous fetters, he woul ' •. hi; 1"-
i.e rouad t'i circle of tho e hi ' ait
lug. When the kirn; had had enough
of it, ho shut -od backward to an arm
chair which ,as pushed into the mid
die of the room and dropped i tit.
lifting up his legs. Two pa o:
th Ir knees immediaroly t hi
1.-.is, pulled oil the ldng's - ■ h •
them drop with a crash, v.I. h v s e
j- i:"i of etiquette. As sooo "s
the noise the usher opened t, •> door,
' .'tying 'Gen'lemon wili p'. jias;
out.' Those present went a way. and
the ceremony was. finished. I lwever.
1 iie fierson v, ho was holding the can
dlestii k was allowed to stay if he h.-.d
anything special to say to the king
r ed hence the value that was attached
to thi-: strait-. ; favor."
Unlucky Suggestion.
An old vi' r had a groom who liad
been detecto.l stealing his master's
oats. The viiar had not decided what
course tot dee, and meantime the
gi oeui had gone to the curate to ask
lilii: to plead for him, and the sympn
tla.'tii' yottuy follow hastened to the
rectory to appeal to the vicar. The
old vicar heard his curate out, bu
looked obdurate, so ns a last i source
the curate quoted Scripture n - a plea
' r leniency and said we were taught
\.i on a man took our coat to let him
take the cloak as well.
" i hat's true," said the vicar dryly,
".- '.id as the fellow has taken my oats
I am going to give liiui the sack."—
I ondon Answers.
t,f the Turninrj of (
hoacls cr iaiis.
: CHANCE AND IWEOBY CLASH.
' if Hracis Turn Ten Times In Sequence; I
• T.ivory Says tha Gdcls Arc |
A. cihcr r! : -df Yet C!;.".»ico Says tha :
O ,J5 oo tha I'-iext-To; .i A.re Even.
| A famors mathematician. Professor
j Karl renrsju, once spent thu j.rea: >r ,
| |>art of Ida vacation deliberately tc.ss- I
j in..; a. shilling and making careful uoi.es '
jof how it fell, lie spun ilie shilll.ig I
| tinu":. and a pupil of ins, w- k
in:; separately, spun a peony S,'_ HI j
! limes and also tested (lie drawing of i
j i>,<• ■ tieke; from a bag.
| it may t:- in strange that a learned !
J prof ■or yli,add put htmeelf to sn h ,
:an . mom;l' of trouble to demonstrate :
I what every s. iiooliioy who had e\ ei |
! tossed a cole, already knew. Vet. ns a ,
matter of fact, few. really do grasp j
| the laws v.'..lt'll govern such an a pp. r- ■
| entl; straightforward matter l it ;
j tos-dug of a coin." ill the wo- of'Ye.o J
arithmetic;, n, the theory of "runs"— j
that is, heads turning up repeatedly j
oi tabs tu-ah.g up repeatedly—is pre- >
else! - ns fellows:
The chain • c.f a bend is one-half; of i
two head:"- following, Is one-half mull!- j
piled by one-half—that is, one-quarfor;
of three lic. ds in rueeossior, onedndf I
multiplied by gne-half mull I;;.led by j
ouo half—that Is. oAe-idphth. Xo v, ■
whar do you suppose is the chance of ;
a run of eleven heads? It i* safe to j
sa.i that not many per. bns, however j
accustomed to t< g coins, have rea- j
Isono i this oid. The fact is that one ;
! "run"of e e en heads Is on 'he aver- I
) a??e only to be expected In 2,048 sets !
j of coin t.i sing.
I .-ViUongh the man In the street ina; *
not have reckoned this, he la always !
I quit ' positive that if. say, a coin lias j
I fallen ten times head Upward ho Is]
j safe to stai. barking tails. He put i i
his money on tails turning Up 1e- j
j can- ■. he sa. s, i e.'and- to sen c, e r) 't.i
i tli' in of iiojid-. cr.a't continue 1: it t
I does it? At the eleventh toss the head j
|of lie coin is iifco ns big «•; ir ever .
j w". . What mypterious lntlnence < -a |
I a p. Jt event, the tossing of tea heads, j
! have on n future one which lins no j
! Ih:l; u !th them--namely, the. t miug
j of fv coin ;ee i cventh time? San y
| -ee toss is all event by Itself, as s li* :
| II. R MI Mar.::! r id of a game at rou •
| tetto at -M ir • Carlo: . *■ J
j "it i« a pir •, unedultevated qaesfion
'of duuice a.id it is not Influenced in j
the least by anything which has ever I
: take.i place l.oi'ore or that ever wi.l I
I take place In the 112 '"re." . >
j A nasty j eof plain speaking this !
1 for too era who had pill 'si e 1
) scie -nes for "l.n akiuj.' the bank" and 1
j wl.o e plea ', del' uded entirely un tl o :
| theory that ir one n.uno eie'ed in a
j win for "t" 1 '!" the dun ces against it ~
I end i:•■ "red" a second time were le ■"
I i ii,l-..1 tirue lc.-s still, .and so on.
j 'i :'s of course would be a sound j
1 enough argument provided that yoti'
r: ;-;i:d some dov.ons of games of ro-i !
lette or t.- • of a coin all as one eHI j
tlnuouß event. It is quite safe, for la- '
stro e, to c.'i'er befor-Jiand big o''
i:.-;i, :>t a coin tuVniug up heads ton j
; tii.'.o i runrlng. I'ut in pre -tiee 100
j pul l!'' horn - loafer does not do th' .
What he d es 18 to bet on each sepn
| rate toss by itself, thus defeating h's |
low n aims. The od Is against a c< ' l j
i turning up heads eleven times are a* :
I has been : • .>•)>, something Uk. 2,< ••
'o I. it'll- t up. r;e ;on only rtart bet- i
this at: the tenth tOJ>:«. Whac aie t.ie
odd uee.ln-t the eleventh toss again i
being a hi ; ;i ?
'II • - - 1 i • I'l'l far from being 2.000 to ;
1, : \> act. ally 1 to 11 To r<e m !
Irl l i-m, t' •> odds are even—tliat '•<
to s, >. If j : spia. u|i the i leven tos^
Into eleven separate events to be bat
on REPAIR, ay your bets should '•••
J "c> EU IN' . ' ail the time, hoivc er
j honc= T EI E UP running. Jlut if
yon view tl:e eleven tosses as one com
bined even ami you offer a prelin.l- 1
I nary bet against THE whole eleven re
j give glgan I" odds.
| All this r:r os to prove the absolute
inn !:ihit•' of g '.milling. 'l'ho sre t
| est !:.atlicH'..li i ..s of the rt- y < ■ m d
be certain how a coin will fall, so that
the man of merely average nbillli"s
j who stakes an. rhhiß Important on uie
| toss of a e. j is allowing til: t part ■!' i
his fortune to pass entirely outside his
j control —Pearson's Weekly. • j
South Arr ra's Locusts.
. Mi lions :ad millions of locusts set .
| tie, and n red uiillions contio. Ie ,
i fly It. : to eo farther on. I aey ha e I
I be.a: sedlii: ; i:i m; riails for a liundr d ,
I miles and more, a,id *et euough are
j left lying o hide the sun On the
ground nothing can bo ,; cen I '.t i ■
! eusti.-. So thickly do they pack th
! not : sepia e inch of earth 01 grass i•;
vlslbld. As you walk tbroagh them a 1
I narrow wnki is left for a fesv seeon I
I In jour '.see ; where they have down
I out et j ••>;r wey. raid as they rise 1 i
j thou aiuds before your b■ -t the no' e
iof 11 air win- is lil :an electric power
: stai <n.—Grand Magazine.
1 i '
Putting (t M.i'ri!y.
! Tl: • floodln .i . a York' hire mine ha I
a*i Ric ret. and a miner was de
r put' .1 to be el; the news to a po«- • •
t i ine.i whose husband had beeu dcow n
I cd.
"I•••H'S WlO. w .Tones Jive here?"
; *\N )," we. the 1 idiauant lady's reply
! "Y )u're a liar!"' he said.—London
Tatter.
' ' Never tell your K>si>h'ilon before
i hanu. -Seldeu.
w i.i. .1 v i J u ./ Ij ' \ : i., ......
gcous 1 iurn a rcpiuaue concern.
! \Ve are agents for W. L. DOUGLASS SHOrS fro .j.so
to 5. GO p?„ •
1 i - .rr-pf'OV ' • 1 ■! *! ><.•.
[ L... ; "i^ :\jj. '• m•, ii-.v, <i : s •
j. ■ Tracy's Shoes for' |
"" r !arn;e , are. v.:o Imd," j
. always s;-ii>!act >ry.
- A GOOD ASSORTMENT j
i \%\ «f.CHILDREN'S' ant:
j i-.j j; .* 'ji o■- LA DUES' Heavy Shoe
I«/ ' j"V\, p .a > Fine Goods at correct
j '1 /\ - W..D , > prices.
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.....-'CAMTIELE FI-.;E. ..Lr-~
Clothing Made to Order
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| A:' !■ ive t:-e n-hl appe.Taice and guaranteed otsd
j iji h m .eii i and \v n'kmanship and price mte.
Y.V ;1■» in nufaehir*' i • <'d. tin- King' Brand. It is not cheap, Iwt
good. Its cui Ti'i tly inadi'. Ask your dealer for aor write u.-- for price ,
INORDMONT SUPPLY CO!
a\r :.ri! iV-V i .- rn ,rfo PROPRIETORS iiORD
i * MONT STEAM MILL
: hoi jDi>/zo2<Trr, :PA.
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The Best place
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tO -1!! V P"0 OC* S
j U.V. • UJr «• » v -'
J Is oitt !i by tiio pru- j
ipe iiousewiie. j
j M.: - y s::' . in« advantages I
| area!-;-a\ sb>;r < searched for|
Lose no lime in inakiiTg a j
: !h >rr::' . i exniiii:;ation of the!
I M w Line of Merchandise I
Now on
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STEP IN AND ASK
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I All answered at;
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C." ' -rs-r • T '" :"nrtsl
Ma'te Vcur Groeer
Give Via CXi aateed
rr r-"j {3
rcr?i ■': nsftw
BtfdEg Powder
♦
Alum Baking Pow
ders interfere with
digestion and are un- I
Avoid the alum.
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fr to
Lifc'svis wr.tai* you eat.
Thi-- p p;;ri)Uon c :<l:ii:is ;>li -;. fth r i
HU.-V. ■ .. I i...v t all K wil 10l j
'r . I V ill- . ; rol:« : SII-I- never
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av v .rl ..it! . :-y i; ,' f ~o r :i il d. |
itiir iiui. ;<?tj fur 1 ... s, ii , t ich. C'uiM- j
ro* 'VI ll v. . » St.! •li'M'llS tiit'vo !'I it.-. |
Fit !fc36se relieves. AdletUHneceasary.
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|>\UNCY VALLM PA.
Men's Boys' and Cfyldrens' fine Clothing
Hats and Furnishing Goods at unheard
of LOW PRICES.
.Sale Commenes This Week
GVLRCOATS—Men's good p , MEN'S s so PANTS at 299
varm Overcoats; not many I IViCHS' HATS Men's T. 50 pants, worthy
of them but enough for [p. ■' . more money, sold at &»£.*)
fairly heavy demand. i ' ricltS illdt 3r Men's heavy shoes, at 1.55.
i u; „ Q Ml umwo er,\A frr 1 r,C\ HIC LIK'H OP BLANKETS
Sty Si: ";"m 1.65 i S3 cents. ets * 75c All thegoods in
market at these low prices.
: Hltv Miits lor I' ys', long trousers, very tine goods, sizes from is to 19 'at 1 90
tyEiyrS SUITS 15.50-Suits f0r~7.75; io so Suits for 6.50; 850 Suits for 5.^0
BIG SAI.H OF LA OILS' HATS 3.50, 3.00 and 2.50 Hats for 1.10 at Clearance Sale,
j 2.7 5" Ladies' Hats at 90c. An extensive line of Ladies' Hats at 38c.
Glen's 3f)ocs at Clearance sScile.
W. L. DOUGLAS 5.90 Shoe for and the 3.00 Shoe for 2.at this sale only
A Big Lot of Ladies' Shoes, a.toand 1.7* Shoes at 1. 19.
I
Men s Pelts and Rubbers 3.50 at 2.99, Men's Felts at 2.05. Men's woolen under
; wear,-all woo!, led or. gr :i : at 331.. Men's Cas-s worth 1.1:0 at fine; joc caps at 36c;
i 25c Caps for rye. Luuits'Swe,r:<.rs and i.2~ selling at 99c.
Mease don't delay your coming too long. Better come at once for first choice.
' MUNCY \aLLKY, PA.
| "iliCa..: . y(-ii MujitJ Ir.v.nlior.s—till. Two-Horr.
V '. ; \
1 - • ■ .-■ - jiff r., */, „ a joi ,<•
\ , v Kf ' '*■* ■*■ t-T •' '-T- i! fty "jiHhjyin.hu. Cabinet
■ r r " ' . ?// FREIGHT
/ PREPAID
112 : ~ '/ Seven Days' Free Trial
' "■ v.. M. f<f tri.i lin > on,
g , " •»' •' o\y n !i«ln wlm-li 1 decide I h»r jrow
) , -•••V S~ u :• t' i •"►•it. I'D" nia«-l«ine d« »■• n< t
- >*- tn vt.lunie, <]uali
it tack.
i. , • I( !j V<- •! rny 112;. i c -~t l Ug. JrlH-fL
Lat< st In provemenftt
I Fp. t'.T'. CATAI IP The Dnple* It «qnlpT ' %Ith afi>rch«nir»lfMdtl»atf»*
*-■ i-t . n all thedMtru.p- w..rk of i.rop®!litig
1 ■ ' t'ft t en • N l i"tfape Tl •• v rdlp |»«dnt U held
>• • *.♦ vrllh It* Ininr (whirl iitbinon
„ '••• r.vigri"-vt- ll.tisnrproduMi-g
•• 7A(^ rt 1' 1 ' '' V Wi't-vr Tim* -ic wai put in»u I lie record
| ; " * r " Th« l>nplex hM» device by which fb«
il r ' ." • 1 , l "' v .»f t. - r■•••. ■■ iur. r»: |"-?i the )«■cord I! «y be repulut d
I f i>lir , • .» • I'r ♦ ; r i'. .112 tl.o orrasi.n.tliu,, preatly pre»«r\ .ng
the life and dnrahfltty of etec ss.
| . . , ' '• •' i • -i i - i.r . upon'toy other
oae-thlrtf wh*i , • i layseUtiset and vnajrcaet dtee
v irfraeCatolocne expUlitit erer7tlila«.
■ i DUPLEX PHONOGRAPH Co., • .< i St. Kalamazoo, Mich,
>on Sale of
| SHORS
Oreat bargains
Groceries and Provisions.
\v e have l!ie best goods at the lowest prices. !• 112 you
: ' want a good jack o( ll' iir, trv tiie I.aural Brand cf winter
vvheat and you will use no < tlier. Special prices on large
quantities. Our motto is: "Best Goods at Lowest Prices."
C.> «s b. il ERRING i ON,
DUSHROE, PA.
TTTTTi "MAKES PROPER DIET"
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