HE- Kfil W Iht RGP?.
A Lawyer That Was Not Hunting
Litigation Over Jjaiitl.
It's the canny old bird that v. .not
be caught with the bird lime of Ra
tion.
You've probably heard of La or
Ilackctt of Somerset. A litti» iie
ago lit- purchased soma land over
which tiieie led been a lawsuit for
years, until the pr.Ues had «j cut b. if
a dozen times what, ihe land \v .» a •h.
Hackett knew all about it. So - of
the people wondered why be warn 1 to
get hold of property with such ai i
bus of uncertainty on it. Others
thought that perhaps tie wanted -e
legal knitting work and 'would pil h in
red hot to fight that line fence qu; : m
ou iii.s own hook.
I bait's w hat the owner of the adjoin
ing land thought, says the Baltiuii.Q
Her. d. So lie braced himself for;
trouble when he saw Hackett coining]
acrose the fields one day.
Said Hackett: "Where's your claim
here, anyway, as to this fence?"
"I insist," replied the neighbor, "tht
your fence is over my land two 112; t !
at one end and one foot at least at .ho
other end."
"Well." replied Hachett, "you go|
ahead just as quick as you can and set
your fence oxer. At the end wi: yi i
say that I encror. it on vuti tvo • ,
set the fence onto my land four : et.
At the oilier end push it onto my land
two feet.
"Hut." i rslstcu the neighbor, "that's
twice Wii.it 1 claim."
"1 don't care about that," said Hack*
ett. ..'There'B been fight enough over
this land. 1 \van you to take enough
o you tire perfectly satisfied you have
■ ot your rights, and then we can get
along all pleasantly. Go ahead and
•'pip yourself."
The m&n paused, abashed. He had
i ready to commence the old sti
-'a tooth and nsil. But this move of
the ni'-.r neighbor stunned him. Vet
w-.i.sii't to be outdone in generosity
He looked at Hackett.
"Squire," said he, "that fence ain't
; ing to be moved au inch. I don't
■v. >nt the blamed old land. T'a-ae
> im't nothing to the light but ihe
piinciple of the thing."
Meteorological Cussed ness*
\t Westtown, Chester County, Pa.,
t Friends' big :00l celebrated its j
' a hundredth anniversary recently.)
'! any have at the school a hind ofj
:y. or log, which 'us been kept up
c ntinuously for 100 years, and in!
• acli the state of the weather every;
(i during all that time has be»n note I
i wn. 'the log was consulted for an
■pleious date in the matter of weaih- <
' .or the anniversary, and it showed]
th t every June 10 has been clear since
t •- beginning of the si-hool's career, j
thep some said: "Since it hasn't
ed for 100 yet: .• ,a. June 10 we hid !
better avoid that date, for It will be
bu eto rain then (hi s year." But ote.-
i said that rca-soj> i.d philosophy i..-j
■ed June 10 tc be a day devoted.
1.1 some unknown > Uno .-,hr ic •• is
• -. io sunshine and blue skies. The lat
■ ■ ' set of people cr. Tied the day, and
t. . school eelebrci'i d its annivetr iay
•on .rune 10. But it rained so hard that
!■•••• guests had to sit around iti tent i
""he Would Have Stopped It.
S> me time ago the wife of an old'
i .habitant of a Durhatd, England, v.l-1
i.-, died, leaving a grown-up I'ami'.yj
> nd iter. The father remained a
v : iwer about eighteen months; then
ateri ' the matrimojial state again,
youngest daughter, r.ged abo-.t
t- ty, on :lie d..y or" the weddin.,,
out to the vi 11 ige butcher's.
A:.er the usual courtesies, the
hut.<her asked her: "is it true yorj
£o!. married agyen?"
ve. it's ower true!" said the gitl.
■ ain't ve want him te get married j
>; we wor nail agyen it, but aad
wad hev his aan way. But Aa|
i ' . if ma muthor had been living sh'd !
;>ut a stop tiv't!"
Site Sligi.i Kelcnt.
HO.
Vi treat me now with cold disdain, j
some duy you'll regret;
1 I not go away and pine,
I'm going cut to get
A 3 ' (somewhere and l shall work
.'.ad be a magnate yet.
S'HE.
C * ive my presence, since you say
i don't intend to fret;
You'll never, nevc-t see the day
: 't you'll m.i e me i egret—
B* 1 still, I wish you'd let me know
\ .iat kind of job you get.
—Chicago News.
l'r-Hctleliia Mp<licliii>.
'Doctor," sighed the fat man,"l
t " it's no list. I've tiied ever; thing
>e prescribed and grown li -shier
:e time. Your latest rei-ommen
than.a was to ride hor.-:eba<-k. Ive done
so . ithfull.v for a month, but I've
ion eighte ii pounds and the
1 a • has lost 100.''
".Ah! there's a scientific estion," '
?I ihe eiated doctor. "Try letting
the horse t ide you for a while."—De
lia, t free Press.
(jetting Kvea.
' ( h. yes." said the stocky man with
i square jaw, "my married life is
r a happy one."
1 'd to hear it, ' said the thin man
vah the thm bait. ' ttui any particu
lii ystem .''
"Well, yes. Whenever my wife gets
i.o a tnntr in I o out and lind the
• -W wii> ia red': •! .■ nc give him
nil : .ier licking.."—lndianapolis Jour
nal
In tbe Air.
"Where do you live?" asked the po
lice magistrate.
"1 live a Block above Stanton street,
your honor, comer of Esse.'.."
"Hut the ol" i a. s you livo at No.
Houston sti. it."
"That's all light, your honor, I livo
in the top 1! a."
"Prisoner th.-. •• ? a on the ground
that le's an an. si."--Mail and Ex
pres.
.la.:': Wins.
"Which suit tie jou going to ac
«•<.•. Cit ri:.' ' "
"I can't d tit's to save me, m?,
wldoh I ll1;e Ik it H -v ] 3 go 'timid,
and Jack is so ,t* —I'uik.
OWL cc J'trsH.r-s
Show a I>evotlo'u T? rely Met Among
31ore I ivor d Creatures.
Very funny It l?. f'-om the human
j poll t of v'ew, to witness the love j ;k«
in of a ii ■ ion a nto . iit
t ni i.t, as they sit to. vher cn tl cop
! la pf an old wall, oi on the hor'./'-nial
limb .-t some gi ....■ ol the forest. Perch*
ed dn the same be-: „h. t r the same wall
jor .' the lad owl. thauah 1 tally
] ni'--li big; er and et'ot ger th\a her
grate loo'ks the plct of demure coy
nr. .. if a little ". i iuwardlv, like
j a . I at her ilr.-t '.. t.
; i the male o .? .j*s the Pall Mall
; M •:He. is ve-y riui hin earnest; for
! a m a at or two ho remains quite
Still, then be puffs out till his feathers,
bows, and utters a sq&ened scieam.
followed by a modified hiss that is full
| of era t nir.iu, . • etal then ho cadges
her with h ; - wi: sue opens !>••: big
eyes very v.-'de an'l eaves him a side
long gh nee that may be a hint, for,
hoia relate iff the dea : -s of
'is 1 >rlor 1;» in.«: -nt'y luinp,s a
ha'f-digestea mouse; aiiH, although she
is full of similar rodjynts and stag
beetles as she can coi|f6rtably bold,
j she a pens her n ■th and accepts the
| fraa.nnt gift v. h • r. iraiur of a.:is
i fncaii i tliat speaks volumes of love
anci tiiarks. 'J 1, n. when the d . aty
n.aa 1 hi lu-en «. a» e.i of, thev ca
i.a .- < -ho: ; a,t a na aent
or two, a'v! '!•. a a ,'.0.-.'ly pre-.-:? i to
'. •bo h< 's side whilejthe procea". of
* a. a . a a: I ■ ■ . r v ch
. a oi. 1 ■ • . :.v ,y i.' to :he
moonlight on noisc-lcss wing In search
.Vi CM. Jy do th 1 o is, gia.ird < ch
other with a deioiii n IhSit is rarftly met
with among more favored era.a *eSi
offspring, for whose sr.'.e they willing*
1> ii 1. not ci; . i.v, ' life. A
young owl I? not an attraeiilve 100l iag
Us father's end ra .' eyes it is per
c idiile and ten a a . ,a : It and k ' :
•t clean, must he seen to be believed,
\liKOr Ihe a -tv ! ■-
Though If was a ■ a-lons under;
in oliservlng the ways of these little
imp-*, wlv . • My t-i: Hi 1 '; sp ■
bound at tla •■ . ai hiii : n
Mr. l'.loyi!, wi tins in Clmrabe's's
.louri.al. -r.yvt } . , in- re ih ,vs
\> . thro" rh 112 ■ I■ I; l a -t ai
la • ! h th.. a |'a. |< ... .
'a ! lhal in nia.iit pi as It v.-, : < n
|i i : I<> to rend. e\• n at u.. ■>.
nod pniic -fully, d k osc'd aith ut.'-b thHr-
Hon. They htul :i ftightened a'pptmr
am-e. and coven- ; hi ia fno t; a, TTue shy
■ h'a Inaa w'a-a i-a I>. 'Phi- f.>r t
was alive with elej hapts, leoparilf.
Wild }»iw. hul'-th t . and niiielopofi.
After lea\lng the forest Mr. Lloyd
. ■ ... 11: art v oi' i - .i-v. ng to-r d her ' ■
lit ■ "le :vh' -h h h-id hi;.i w a
hint. A spin on '1 e mneliine brought
I'.ol Ib'M! rI- of a n. 111111-11. 1 i
•••'' 'i f:•<-m t' vi'laxes. air! tin ;> j
tla aidia,lv •!• 1 - ' i h -'a ,t at • •
inl as tj-e\ t, a liurpp .n (
rid . L" a si. I
Wli
\ , sri. HP- v,n.i,r!sed tr J '
hy 112. aa -a - <1 -it he eats quite color I
blind." snys the !tooknv:i% "He ex-1
■ ■ i:ipiili• dhi -I is ; -li.hi l»y • aving 11>. t
if I . n \ . Mi v I -1: I
.Ih- I ' y me of '•!'« ea" t-.
sjfienrei that 1m v as wwr permitti 1
hv t! :.a:i ' a it '. .it' h's heart i
once, being !u Boston, aiitl neetilng aj
carpet, ha bad v« ntun l to jro to a store J
aii' liliv v."! ' th" 'a 'IMM r ! t la he a
v V nil- a ' t 'M e .re • o! t> tel
re athirn a Qual.i . 1: .... Wholl it a
rived at Amesbuvy th re was a univei'-
-:'.! shout of liorror, for what had
struck Mr. V.*hilt : r a part'cnlarlv
soft combination <i-' ' and -."-im
p-ov, ' to • i ; ■■ to ! a a h.ial
j--- iii n of 1 '• r i red .■ ■ >s on tl li'-l
of the crudest eabbaao rreen. When
he had told lite Has. It was tla ii ens
to id erve that '. 1 e ft I'll' . ami hrih
I!. -ley of h: . womb ift I " ...- h. a ■ tnt -
thing which was not entli'ely normal
about then!."
r. nihie .- «• •> Mint.
Hugh Montgomery. who e father:
owes, a l a e a • a in thi fertile San
.loa.iiiitt Valle.'. r i '!'■ hi. \ i.l 1
San Kiatl.-H- .> a " i a l'rief visit
at the house of a c erica] litocle.
This divine, who Is one of the beat
and m • ha c:' men, follow.;
the em om of h.,i ing - > s h.\ .u -
service • i'» »e-. 1 'm a- nil.'
circle is er > ' 1 ' ' ve - of
Scripture. Krah, t-ho l a hv.hai ally
a very hc.alu.y appetite; b«caa« de nil
edly sharp set. i he .- ■ "v: was,
said. When his t • lo taaite a
verse he s ; ai I;• .:y r.a ated the fa- j
miliar words:
"How mar.y hired servants of my !
father's hare a..- • . ii •••>-.d to
'lhe reverend ra.d-i 1' .ed with ;
twinkling eyi and the'-" v. a a speedy
adjournment to , <.v a- - 'd talile.
I .IriP a id IP tl.s.
"There Is • • • i ; i rong with this
bill," said the young married man to
the milliner w! n ii a-. ported Par
is, an price ps v..-! : • -,,
"It is eerie, t in o\ ay item," after
Ic •Iti' k It. t i-r.
"I.i ait 0. . . ■■ ' that bird, tm big
-. a- 'han mi I.st?"
"Yes, sir, and ' i -np at th it."
"All right, madams I'll settle, but It's ■
robbery. !We bad tm- first anniversary i
;.. a. ' day ami Th • •» ten pound
taikey for o:t i-'roe Press
\Vc!I 'J.- :H.ed.
'•Mr. Blank ." - a! the lawyer, tur
ning to Do to.in v.'liu h d been drawn
as a juror. >Ma is ; ««*•?. in which —by
:y. a ' •, Ij ivp you ever
been a wit' s before an investigating
committee
"Yes, sir "
"We'll take him. Your Honor. He
doesn't knov in \ .: in • a ho: t this case
—or j'tij . an, »Clin 'go Tribune.
A Complete Ctiri-.
"Oi v.bn! did the faith curer cure
can':'" iih.'-' d the si 'ntie.
'Of my i t'h," e iti the former de
»ntee.— Boston ileiaid. 1
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: JA, By Charles Austin
:!fa-ap'^sssr^Ms ;
[ Mo. 18.
5 Don't expect the newspaper to do it all. Look out for the show window ami
j the eases £.nd counters.
\\ hca you advertise something; of special interest in the papers, fill the window
3 with it and have it prominently i;is
' V s /'N / N v / N./' \/ v - v - played i i the store. Have some nqat
I .'y V- X/2Cfi\V\ ticket.! painted and liutvj up above or
j Xv.V-' X X y( noar lbe K°° d3 -
; X . De sure all the clerks know what in
V ; .j \/ \ -J;j...■■:' on. If I were running a store. I
// • . Would maka it tho first rule that every j
112 "i V clerk shuild rc.'i li w:; ml writ vn: .1 '
■ ' every day. I would have them under- 1
| '■\x'\ 4'/ " stand ju. t what I was trying to do with ;
* each advertisement—just what the roods !
XC . , .. . ' .
\\ j. ."5 ;•. were and wbere they came irom and how
, \/Yk they happened to ba so cheap, or so j
\•' \.. .. l/\j\ good, or both.
' The newspaper is sometime#blamed
\\ \ y\ j for the ill success of ail advertisement, i
v : 112 y when the real fault is right in the store. J
Don't ever expect spasmodic adver- 1
••/ would have /item vndrrstavd juU what / ... . .. .
■w-is trying u «o." tising to pay. Don t ever let an issue j
of a paper you are using appear without I
your advertisement. The day you leave the ad out will probably bo the very :
day on which somebody will look for it, and, not ! .
finding it.go to a competitor. The last of a aeries
i- the on.j th.:t sells the. goods. A man may i--
yo;tr ad thirty days in July and not buy 'I I ' si\o\'S-\^l
111 t'.'.e thirty-first a.l wields conviction into '—mSkT finp'r ;t—
--his mind. JB_J_;
It's !'.,<• list stroke th.it m:;!:os a *" ~ '\g
horseshoe- -all the others wire merely ; fflßß.tii-J ~-,l! \ .
pri; i ry. Th • shoe was nrtt a ,
shoe .11 the last blow fell. If that y 0
'had nit been given it would only 1 a /$,
. • mblance ct a ie—merely a ...-at JHH |jOs^sv
l eee of iron. A sale is secured ij
by the. It t y:<>r.l that '.s spoken—by I
' ■ 1 - - #|li\ y
•. aine 1 v.. «p ; n. or unread, the sale
\v ;ulcl oftcil fail entirely. * —\
Advertising is the insurance; of but you tnusi keep up tho pro
iniuma or tlie policy will lapse.
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of appetite, insomnia, lack of energy, bad blood, blotched cr muddy e'.tr.
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Mothers geolciiif,' tlif i>ropor inedieino. to fjivn th.'ir littl" for con:.(11 .•■ <ii.-is.
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