The owners of fast automobiles somehow assume as much credit foi the bursts of speed as the man who made the machine. Football has done much to ease th* public mind by making it plain that all the men who wear long hair do not necessarily play the piano or the vio liu. The affairs of Spain are not very in dustriously exploited in the newspap ers. General Weyler evidently disband ed his regiment of rough typewritten as soon as the war over. The boiler explosion has become so frequent an incident of modern affair? that it might not be amiss to make the public schools a means of impress ing on the popular mind a few simple safeguards in this connection, thinks the Washington Star. It seems to be about settled that th 6 two largest islands in the world are both in the Arctic ocean. Greenland is unquestionably the largest—if Aus tralia is counted as a continent —and recent explorations of Baffin Land show that it is second only to Green land in extent. It is all very well for China to at tempt the reorganization of her army system with Japanese officers, but what is more imperatively needed is not a reorganization of the rank and file, but wholesale reformation in the official system which controls these two branches of the empire, thinks the Philadelphia Press. The Boston police force, which in cludes 1306 employes in all capacities made 34,500 arrests last year. This number was 4585 less than the aver age number of arrests for the preceding five years. The property reported stolen in the city last year was valued at $94,211.07, an increase of $24,879.96 over the average for the five years last past. "You can't make a doctor of a worn an," is the opinion of one of the trus tees of Northwestern university, ex pressed in connection with the an nouncement that the Woman's College of Medicine is to be abandoned and that its buildings are for sale. Trus tee Raymond continued: "It is impos sible to make a doctor of a woman. Women cannot grasp the chemical and pharmaceutical laboratory work, the intricacies of surgery, or the minute work of dissecting. In our women's medical department we do not get as high a class of scholarship as is set by the other colleges in the university." When a Chinaman loses his pigtail he is thought by those who retain that appendage to be an acceptable sacrifice to the deity they worship, and prep arations to immolate one thus de spoiled were recently made by his countrymen at Baker City, Ore. As he was paralyzed he could not cut and run away from his persecutors, and if it had not been for a local order of the Sisters of Charity among whom he had before found refuge it would have gone ill with him. They effected his rescue at the last moment, his country men regarding it as an act of impiety, inviting international attention and reprisal. The early discovery that the heathen Chinese was peculiarstill holds good, and is particularly demonstrat ed in his religious practices. In an article in the Blackwood's Magazine, berating Anglo-Saxon so ciety, the writer falls foul of the Am erican woman, and expresses himself to this effect: The intense worldliness which is permeating the polite circles of Europe is the very essence and marrow of so ciety in the United States. The de mon of discontent holds sway there as elsewhere, and in that strange conger ies of different social elements every body, democrat and would-be aristocrat alike, treats life in general as a spec ulation for the rise. The husband slaves day and night in Wall Street or Chicago for the dollars which his smart wife spends abroad, or else com peting in the unbridled extravagance of New York or Newport convivality, and, strange as it may seem, he is content that it should be so. He feels, no doubt, that a kind of reflected glory is shed upon him by his better half's brilliance, and M. Paul Bourget is probably right when he says that "the American husban'd of a smart wife regards her as an in vestment that is expected to return dividends in the shape of social triumphs." American society delights in "tawdry Barnumlike entertainments and social functions, where the fabu lous cost of the accessories is advertis ed in print, each article being inven toried according to its size, weight and value. Pretentious magniflcance and vulgar smartness are the ideals of the rich." The anxiety of mlltimlllionaires to endow libraries and universities shows a very graceful readiness on the part of money to pay tribute to brains. New Mexico, now seeking statehood, was organized as a territory Septein ber 9, 1850. Arizona was not organ ized as a territory until February 2-1, 1863. It is inconsiderate l'or young women to mob a male celebrity in an effort to kiss him. No kindness could be more mistaken. The celebrity, how ever innocent he may be, invariably has to take all the glame for the transaction. A school of instruction for laundry girls is to be established in Chicago. The School of Domestic Arts and Sci ences, established in that city a year and a half ago by a number of philan thropic women, is to bring about the innovation, and the laundry school is to be a department of this institution. Miss Isabel Bullard, head of the school, says that washing is just as much of an art as making pie or baking bread, "and as for ironing, that is a lino art." Pinkerton, the present head of the detective agency of that name, de clares that in no country on earth do women manifest so much maudlin sentimentality for criminals as in the United State's. Even when the men have no pronounced personal charms, he says, they are not without their female admirers in tnis country, who send them flowers and other tokens oi esteem. The problem seems to be one for psychologists to study and ex plain. A well known English dean recentl> had the misfortune to lose his um brella, and he rather suspected that its appropriation by another had not been altogether accidental. He there fore used the story to point a moral in a sermon in the cathedral, adding that if its present posessor would drop it over the wall of the deanery garden during the night he would say no more about it. Next morning he repaired to the spot and found his own um brella and 45 others. It is said in Ohio that Governor George K. Nash has now realized the ardent dream of his life in having for the second timo been chosen as chief executive of the state. At his recent second inauguration he said: "For the future I have but one ambition, the most sacred of my life. It is to show my appreciation of the people who have so highly honored me by being their faithful servant during the next two years. Upon this foundation must rest whatever of fame lives after me." Lumbering has been going on in Minnesota for over fifty years, during which time It is probably safe to say been cui Of this amount perhaps $20,- 000,000 worth was granted to rail roads. How much lias the United States received for all this pine? Be ginning with the year 1849 and up to October, 1897, the exact « to *■» •*» Just what the Temperance Pledge has done tor Jim and me. The pail that holds the milk, sir, we used to fill with beer, But we haven't spent a cent for drink for now nearlv a year. We pay our debts, we're well and strong, and kind as men can be, That s what God and the Temperance 1 leuge has done for Jim and me. We used to sneak along the street, feeling so mean and low— We always felt ashamed to meet the friends we used to know. We look the world now in the face, and step off bold and free; That s what God and the Temperance r.edge has done for Jim and me. —Temperance Banner, A Warning. Henry Ward Beecher, whose sermons Jn temperance every young man should read, said this: "If you say, 'Yes, I have a natural crav ing for it,' and then to you I sav, 'That is the very reason why you should not take it. If you have no craving for it why should you peril yourself by it? And if you have such a craving, surely, if you are wise, you will not put yourself in danger by indulging it.' " L simple things which may be advocated with good results. Practical business men gen erally agree that a large part of all the evils of drunkenness are caused by three practices, namely, drinking at bars, drink ing in business hours and the habit of treating. It is generally agreed by com mercial travelers, and all who in active life see human nature at all angles, that more temptation comes out of these three prac tices thau from any other source. Treat ing, especially, is responsible for many evils. It not only leads to drinking in bar rooms and in business hours, but it is al most the sole cause of the excess which, practiced indefinitely, finally becomes a habit always difficult to overcome, some times impossible. Business men are more and more coming to the decision that drinking in business hours must be abol ished. By and by they will go further and characterize the habit of treating as per nicious and therefore ungentlemanly, un social and undesirable. The habit of treat ing has a ridiculous side. If that could 1«? fully recognized, the pernicious habit might be laughed out of existence. An Kxpert on Drink. Seved Ribbing, the famous professor ot nedicine at the Swedish University of Lund, makes these remarkable statements in concluding an address on one phase of the drink curse: "How large a per cent, of moral down falls are caused through drink I am unable to say, but certainly it is not infrequent that you hear from many a questioned youth for an answer, 'I was somewhat un der the influence of liquor.' Through drunkenness and in drunkenness one ac customs himself to conditions which, un der ordinary circumstances, would be re ligiously shunned. In course of time the sense of shame is overcome, and silenced, and the evil habits are looked upon as an every day necessity. The cases when a young man will in cold-bloodedness and with a clear head and with decided inten tion throw himself into the arms of pros titution are very seldom in comparison with those that happen under the influence of liquor. An English army physician has shown figuratively that sickness in a troop is much less among the total abstainers than with the balance of the men." —Ram's Horn. Require Total Abstinence. As a result of Carrol D. Wright's labo* bureau investigations it appears that more than seventy-five per cent, of the employ ers of skilled labor in the United State# require total abstinence of their employes, and fifty per cent, of the employers of un skilled labor demand the same. The Crusade In lirlef. There is a growing tendency among wom> en to the indulgence of alcoholic beverages. The clergy could not do a better work than to lead off in a pledge-signing temper ance crusade. So serious has the drawback of beer drinking workingmen in Germany become, and so thoroughly is it recognized, that a movement has been started to exclude the drink from factories. In the Struggle for life which social in dependence engenders there is often the clement of failure or overstrain, and wom en, too weak in many instances to bear the strain, resort to stimulants.