TIIOKO Awful Slow Clerks* "Yes; ho knelt at my feet," said the One in blue. "Indeed?" returned the one In gray. [ "For fully fifteen minutes," went on ,the one in blue. "Some of these shoe elerlcs are aw fully slow in fitting one, are they not?" suggested the one in gray.— Chicago Post. Under rational treatment the aver age yield of a bee hive in Palestine is 100 pounds. Valunble Aluiaiinc Free, Wo have received a copy ot' the new almanac for 1001 published by the Royal Baking Powder Co. It is an ar tistic and useful book, and will be of interest to housekeepers. A notewor thy feature of the almanac is a predic tion of the weather -for every day of the year by Professor DeVoe. who cor rectly prophesied the great Galveston zyclone and other important metero logical events. We are authorized to say that any woman reader of this paper can secure a copy without cost by sending a request to the company at 100 William street, New York. The Russian Government has de cided to adopt the metric standard of weights and measures, and the Min istry of Finance is now engaged in considering the time and manner of Introducing this reform. Enthusiasms, like stimulants, are of tenest affected by persons of small mental ballast. Thrre la a C'lnwN of People ffho are injured by the use of coffee. Recently there has been placed in all tlie grocery Htorcn a new preparation called OBAIN-O, made of pure grains, that takes the place of coffee. The most delicate stomach receives It without distress, and but few can tell it from coffee. It does not cost over %as much. Children may drink it with great benefit. 15 cts. and 25 cts. per package. Try it. Ask for GBAIN-O. There are now in the United States about 20,000 miles of street railways, of which 500 miles are still operated by horses. The professional swindler feels thai lie has a pull so long as there is a leg left. I.nnc's Family .Urdicine Moves tho bowels each day. In order to be healthy this is necessary. Acts gently on the liver and kidneys. Cures sick headache. Pi ice 25 and 50 cents. It is noted that more society wed dings take place in London on Sat urday than on any other day in the week. In German cities fresh oysters cost froii sixty to seventy-five cents a doz en. PUTNAM FADELESS DYER do not stain th« bands or spot the kettle. Sold by all drug gists. The Bank of England has usually about £25,000,000 to £30,000,000 of Its notes in circulation. The Beit Prescription for Chills And Fever Is ft bottle of UuOTß's TASTEI.EPS Chiil TONIC. It la Pimply Iron and quinine la • tasteless form. No cure—no pay. Price 30c. In the South the Italians are found to be good cotton pickers. They are quick and have nimble lingers. Asphalt streets in Hartford, Conn., are sprinkled with sand during icy ■leather. Talk About It i 1 - ' " " ' " That's always the way with our Hair Vigor. When per sons use it they are always so highly pleased with it that they tell their friends about it. If your hair is short, too thin, splits at the ends, is rough, or is falling out, our Hair Vigor will perfectly satisfy you. If your hair is just a little gray, or perfectly white, Ayer's Hair Vigor will bring back to it all the dark, rich color it had years and years ago. On* dollar ■ bottl*. —I ...... , II your druggist cannot supply you, send at Ji.oo and we will express a bottle to you, •11 charges prepaid, lie sure and give us four nearest express office. J. C. AYKU CO., Lowtll, Mass. Send for our handsome book on The Hair. LIBBY'S MINCE mammoth U B— A kitchen we em- ItILA I ploy, chef; who u in ex pert in miking mince pica. He haa charge of malting all of Libby'i Mince Meat. We don't practice economy here. He u»ea the choicest materials. He it told to make the be»t mime tncai ever »old and he doe». Get a package at your grocer'» enough for twu large pica. You'll never u»c another kind again. LIMY, ■•NULL * UaOY Will* lor our booklsl. "How In Make I Good Things lo K»l." TKJS EtS)I©TS Gp fAi,HION(. New York City.—The demand for fancy waists Increases month by month. The May Manton model Illus trated exemplifies the latest features and Is suited alik# to the entire COS WOMAN'S FANCT WAIST. tume and the odd skirt. Fanne vel vet, satin sultan, taffeta and still new er panne plush, are all suitable for the latter, all dress materials for the former; but as shown the waist Is made from soft-finished white taffeta In combination with cream guipure over white and pale yellow panne vel vet. The foundation Is a fitted lining that closes at the centre front and should I A B^o^ be carefully boned. The back proper flts smoothly across the shoulders auil Is drawn down la fulness at the waist line. The lace plastron Is attached to the right Uuiug fi.'ont Included In the shoulder seam and hooks over Into place at the left. Single box pleats are formed on the edges of the front?, a second being Invisibly applied at evenly spaced dlstauce. The trimming of velvot-edged Insertion passes around the back at round yoke deptli and finishes In pointed ends over the pleats In front. Soft decorative straps of velvet In graduated widths hold the frouts In position as illustrated. The sleeves are In bishop style, finished with pointed cuffs. At the neck is a stocl: collar that curves upward In stylish points. To cut this waist for a woman of medium size three and a quarte- yards of material twenty-one Inches wide, or one ami three-eighth yards forty-four Inches wide, will be required, with three-quarter yard eighteen Inches wide for plastron, auil two and three quarter yards of Insertion and one yard of puuue velvet to trim us Illus trated. The New Sturm font. The value of the coat that covers and protects the gown Is too eon pletely self-evident to require urging The exceedingly smart May Mautoii model shown In the large cut has tin merit of being absolutely simple all I practical, as well its In the latest styl • and can lie made to serve for a general utility garment, or a wrap to wear over eveutng uowus. as well us fo.° stormy weather. As Illustrated the material Is waterproof cloth and the cloak Is adupted to damp days; bin made from broadcloth and llued with wadded silk It iMcouies an entirely sstlsfaetory "sortie du bal," and made from invert cloth or other suitable material Is agalu transformed luto a stylish ulster or automobile coat. The back is seamless, but curved to the figure with ease and grace and Is joined to the fronts by means of un der-arin gores. The box fronts are loGse, and lap one over the other io double-breasted style, a generous patch pocket being placed on each side. Over the shoulders fall two circular capes and the neck is finished with a deep turn-ovet- collar. The sleeves are two-seamed and comfortably snug without being tight. To cut this coat for a woman of medium size six yards of material forty-four inches wide, or four and three-quarter yards fifty inches wide, will be required. A Fine, Flimsy Affair. The single-mcsh veil, a fine, filmc affair, is in demand just now In Taris and London. It will be right welcome on this side of the Atlantic if it sup plants the ornate fancy tissues and fisli-net caprices which make for ladies an effectual disguise. Woman's Breakfast Jacket. The breakfast jacket that is stylish a«d comfortable at the same time lias become essential to every complete wardrobe The May Manton model illustrated complies with all the re quirements both of fashion and of the wearer find is smart at the same time that it means ease and comfort. The back is seamless, but, together with the under-arm gores, curves to fit the figure gracefully. The centre fronts are laid in narrow tucks at the upper portion and fall free below the bust. The fronts proper are also tucked at the shoulders and are joined to the centre portions beneath tli? trimming, which can be embroidered ou to the scalloped cilge, or applied, as preferred. The sleevees are well shaped, but not too snug for ease, and the scalloped lower edge tlares over the hauds. At the neck U a simple turn-over collar scalloped on Its free edge, that can he worn with any style of necktie that may l>e chosen. To cut this jacket for a woman of medium size three yards of material twenty seven Inches wide, two and three-quarter yards thirty-two Inches wide, or two yards forty-four Inches wide, with three-quarter yards of con trasting color for centre fronts will lie required, or three and three-quarter yards, tweuty-seven Inches wide, threa UIUIMT J A OUT. and a quurter yards thirty two Inches wide, or two and a hulf yards forty four laches wide wlieu one material only Is used. . _ . PEARLS OF THO'JCHT. Conceit is self-deceit. True courtesy is of the heart. Purity is not negative, but positive. An honor bought dishonestly is a dishonor. Don't measure a well until you get to the bottom. A brave man hazards life, but not his conscience. A thing is not necessarily true be cause it is new. Readiness in criticism often marks ignorance of the task. The greatest cowards kick the dead lion most heartily. When a man is dead to the sense of right he is lost forever. No toil, no hardship can restrain ambitious men inured to pain. Any coward can fight with the mighty, but it takes a strong man tc side with the weak. The saving of one convict's soul is striking one blow toward the stamp ing out of hereditary vice. Somehow the things you want al ways seem to come to you just as you've left off wanting them. A life of patient industry is sure tc be blessed with a competence, if it is not crowned with an abundant re muneration. ARISTOCRATS OF THE FIELD. Vegetables iind Flowers \\ liicli Look J>o\vn I']h, 11 OIU-tline Varieties. It has come to be- well understood generally that farther North cither animal or vegetable life is developed the better that development is, sc. that the South and Southern planters are just as anxious to obtain North ern-grown seed as are their brethrer of the North. The improvements that have been made in both vegetables and liowers during recent years seem scarceij less than marvelous to one whose at tention is for the first time directed thereto. There is scarcely a vegetable seed on the list, from artichokes tc turnips; scarcely a flower seed, fron abutilon to zinnia, that does not pre sent today a great advance over those varieties as known 20 years ago Notably is the evolution of the great glowing, velvety pansy of today fron; the little "Johnnie-Jump-Up" of t quarter of a century back. And equallj striking has been the betterment cf. vegetables, in the annals of which i curious instance is recorded of acci dental hybridization in the discover} of a wrinkled pea in a pod of tht common white Marrowfats, some 41 or 50 years ago. by Dr. Charles Fair beard, of England. Struck by the ap pearance of the pea, so entirely un like anything he had ever seen be fore, the doctor saved and planted it; and this single pea. thus pre served, was the projenitor of tin magnificent race of sweet, green wrinkled varieties, which are fit fo; table use. It is to this quality of clost anil patient observation on the par of specialists that we are indebtec for the great improvements referrei to. By means of this cultivation th< Dakotas have (I! nlaced the dwarfed "squaw corn" that scarcely lifted iti tasseled head higher than the prairii grass bv some of the finest varietiet of corn that can he produced, ears s foot long, and stalks six feet higl being the rule and not the exception and in some instances worth a bushel for planting. Nor is it in cort alone that this section of our great country excels, for Minnesota is today one ot the greatest clover producing states of the Union, the seed grown there commanding the highest prices in the markets of the world. —Phiia deiphia Record. Iloll'a Fur* hoi.l in the Cltiea- This is the season when its ownei looks out to see that dolly shall be carefully protected against the cold when tak'Mi out for an airing. So the dolls' furs are brought into use; or, if the doll has none, some are bought for it. These may be found in con siderable variety of style, material and price. Dolls' furs include muffs, and collarettes and boas. All those things are made in various sizes and then are commonly sold in sets. As to material, the costlier are made ol a fur in imitation of ermine nnd of sealskin, pitch furs being lined wltb silk or with satin, in one color aim another, and muffs and collarettes finished just as those for grown-up people would be. Dolls' fur*, according to the mate rial of which they are made and the style of finish, well at from;. 0 cents, or perhaps less, a set. up to #3. They are, of course, sold only in the coldei parts of the country, where furi would ordinarily bo worn. And while there are some artU les of dolls' equip ment that, like the dolls themselves, are sold In city and country alike, dolls' furs are sold chielly in cities.— New York Sun. Tli«* llt||li«»t Uwttlllus; I'lurrs. The highest dw< lllng places oecui In the tropics. In the Cordllleres aud in the Itliuulava mountains there nr* i'thttbitcd spots 111 altitudes of 13,500 f»-et, and In Thibet even as high as 215,000 feet. In Swltaerland 'he high .>d neat th< little village of Fludeleu In an a! lltude of 7140 feet above tin- level ot lb.- s<-a In Italy the highest tuhahlted 11 ot Is ou the Alpe du I'outon, In Conge, to the south of Ousta, nearly »• >3O feet high. This picture tells its own story of sisterly affection. The older girl, just budding into womanhood, has suffered great ly with irregularities and menstrual difficulties which sap the life of so many young wopien. Lydia E. Pjnkliam's Vegetable Compound can always be relied upon to restore health to women who thus suffer. It is a sovereign cure for the worst forms of female complaints, —that bearing-down feeling, weak back, falling and displacement of the womb, inflammation of the ovaries, and all troubles of the uterus or womb. It dissolves and expels tumors from the utpus in the early stage of develop ment and checks any tendency to cancerous humors. It subdues excitability, nervous prostration, and tones up the entire female system. Ooultl anything prove more ola&rSy the of flolenay of Mrs> Plnkham's Meeßialne than the following strong statement of Grace Stansbury? \ "BEAR AIBS. PINKHAM I was a sufferer from female weakness Fir about a year and a half. 1 have tried doctors and patent medicines, but B nothing helped me. I underwent the horrors of local treatment, but ro oeived no benefit. My ailment was pronounced ulceration of the womb. —I suffered from intense pains in the womb and ——ovaries, and the backache was dreadful. I had leucerrhoea in its worst form. Finally, I grew so weak I had to keep my bed. The pains were so hard as to almost cause spasms. When I could mm IgSSL endure the pains no longer, I was given morphine. - v|K| My memory grew short and I gave up all hope of flvs9 getting well. Thus I dragged along. To please >1 / . m y sister I wrote to Mrs. Pinkham for advice. Her \ 1 lip answer came, but meantime I was taken worse Y» " WP and was under the doctor's care for a while. V jbL After reading Mrs, Pinkham's letter, I con , eluded to try her medicine. After taking two bottles I fait much better; but after using six bottles I was cured. All of my friends think my owe almost miraculous. I thank you very much GRACE 8. STANJBURV for your timely advice and wish you prosperity ' ' in your noble work, for surely it is a blessing to broken-down women. I have lull and complete faith ia the Lydla E. Pinkham Vegetable Compound."—UßACK B. SXA-NSBUBV, Heringtou, Kansas. 10 1" A Aft RFWARK) I 1 N M B 1 HKb WW v\*SftE# the g«ftuinener# of the t«Jtiraoni»'letters W-m B B a ■ ■ ■ we »re constantly publishing, we have 9 H I I B I I deposited with the National City Hank, of Lynn, Mass.. $5,000, fl HNI 11 Mil which will he paid to any person who will show that the above OLB mjfj KJn testimonial is net grnuine, or was published before obtaining the VK VK writer's special permission.— X«YDlA K. rxi*s inxzi MEDICINE CO. Two llei'lon In Tlirt-e Centuries. A correspondent of the Guardian calls attention to the singular length of tenure of the living of Broadwater, ! In Sussex, England. Its last rector was instituted in l7i>7, and its present ; rector was instituted in 1553. There are probably very few livings hi the Church of Englaud of which it can be said that the last rector was appoint ed iu the eighteenth century, while Its next rector will not be appoiuted till the twentieth. Try Uralii-O J Try Urain-O! Ask your grocer to-day to show you a pack age of tluAis-O, the new fiiml drink tli.it takes the place of coffee. The children uiay drmk it without iujury as well its the adult. All who try it, like it. OUAIM-O has that rich seal brown of Mocha or Java, but it is made from puro grains, and the most delicate stomach receives It without distress. the price of coffee. 15 and 25c. per package. Sold by all grocers. The South African war has de stroyed the flour trade with that coun try. Where thousands of barrels were shipped prior to the war, not a burnt now is sent. A girl's maiden aim is usually to change her maiden name. ! ttoWistViiiiiiiniitiiV"iiiu'miWilWiVlWi.'ii fl ! Cold Agony 112 ■ 3' ram inirntiflcil by i cold is unbearable. - Neuralgia 1 111 WlllUl IKU.I M*k • i St Jacobs Oil j loi lbs .u1..1 tcUtl 3- ■ail |iiwut|ss»i urn J When ill ISS7 tlu> tirst railway line between Dresden and Lelpslc waa es tablished, uo one was perm it led to buy a ticket before be hud sliowu his passport. There are about S.OOO libraries scat tered over the United States. t'ouglilnif I'ttnri* •«» roiiaiiiiipt i»i«. Kemp's Balsam will stop the cough nt once. 00 to your druggist to-day mid get a wimple liottiu free. Sold in 25 and 50 cent bottled. Go at once, delay* are dangerous. Storage Huttrrlnn Aboard Ship, A new outlet for storage batteries appears to lie in ship lighting. A Her man ttrin that makes a Specialty of accumulator work has recently in stalled a number of batteries in ocean going steamships. Bach cell is fitted with an acld-tiuht cover of vulcanite. The advantage of their employment lies principally in the fact that the dynamos need not be run during the larger part of the time, the storage batteries having ample power to car ry the few lamps that are perman ently lighted, {latteries are also »'s peelully useful when the ship is In port and the 'toilers not under steam Cntiirrli 4'uililitl toe ( lirt-tl With b" il its tlu>\ cannot reach tin -cat or tin- discu-c. t'atarrn i» a blood or constitutiotial disease, and in order to cur* jlt you In 11 *t take lliterual remedies. Hall's t'atarrh i 'ure In ik.-n internally, and acts di rectly on the blon»t and mucous surface. Hull's | I 'atarrli t 'ur<- is it->t a uu.it k medicine. It »as ' prescribed by one of the hnkt physicians in | this liiiuntn tor )ear-, and Is a rsifular pre scriptlon. It is comisised of the best touli s kllott 11, combined Willi the liest blotsi piirirtvrs, ; acting directly ou thn mucous surfaces. The 1 per fee l i-uiubiiiatioii of the two liufHMltelits Is I what pristuce* such wilUilerfu 1 n-suits ill cur. 1 i catarrh. Snul for testimonials, 112 ree, 1 . .1. ( HIM V \ . I Sold l>> llrULs'lsts, price, T.'m | Hall's I'siutl) Pills are tlin best | Coiora in * iiiiner.il i uipui for 1000 U i cslluiutetl ill *•>■.'.7 11.7 HI 7 i ts Cur* a C'olil In tins liar. Ta*a !.**»Tlt« HAUAO TS»I»T» All diuviil-U rstuu4 IB" Hi ley It it laliawriirs. K. VS i,iui>i .Uuaiurj U »a •a-u *»' I The i ititnent summon ma) be dttfuilied | and at til lie a |{r at cut ip 1 II t*a you over «t*perl*u i *sd tilt* joylui t •aitsiitioit ol t ifwul appall to' Y<>u will ll : you "'haw Adams' Papal* Tuttl fiuttt. i The null fut'elgu Movement lu Korea I la apivudliitf I do not twlia«« I'l.a's I'urs for t'ou.uaiptiij i lias an roual (or cwushs aud colds. Ji'H s r linvtk, Trinity fcprluas. Wm IV •••' There ara no alatutury holiday# tu M.a ussippi Kansas ui Nv««