Stomach Troubles In Spring Are THAT BILIOUS FEELING, bad taste in the mouth, dull headache, sleep lessness, poor appetite. No matter how careful you are about eating, everything you take into your stomach turns sour, causes dis tress, pains and unpleasant gases. Don't you understand what these symptoms —signals of distress—mean? They are the cries of the stomach for help! It is being overworked. It needs the peculiar tonic qualities and digestive strength to be found in Hood's Sarsaparilla Tbe best stomach and blood reme dies known to the medical profession are combined in tbe medicine, and thousands of grateful letters telling its cures prove it to be the greatest medicine for all stomach troubles ever yet discovered. Joe Jefferson's Crltlclmii. Tbe impression is current in theatri cal circles that Mr. Jefferson never guys. He is a stickler for profes sional etiquette, it is true, and tries to mould his company into one har monious picture, into a perfect ma chine. But there was one night upon which he yielded to the temptation to guy. It was during a performance of "The Rivals," in which his matchless portrayal of Bob Acres proceeded smoothly until the scene is reached in which Falkland, Captain Absolute and Bob have a wordy alter cation. At this point the actor play ing Falkland ranted violently, raised his voice to an unnecessary pitch, and finally, in a burst of anger, slammed a door as he made his exit. It is part of the "business" for Captain Abso lute to say at this juncture, "Poor Falkland!" He did so, and Mr. Jef ferson promptly replied, "The poorest I ever saw!"— Success. ■M. 4U.4ii.4b.-iU. ■}'/- -w *ie,*U'43e.4it.4ik | HAVE IT READY | £ fe *< Minor accidents arc »o frequent • d and such hurts so troublesome 3 •3 no household should be with- 112 jj out a bottle of ( I St. Jacobs Oil I If* I g- instant tt use, 112 asthe knows ? PERFECT | CURE I PAINS | and £ ACHES I p *3|V* "VR* TJV- '"'l?' WUP V ? ■% ■ | ■■ 4% If yon nave gat tbeflL>&i% I I L V you have not ased DANIEL* FII P SCRE Pi LK C'DKC, or you ■ I■■ Hi would not have them NOW. the only Guaranteed Care. No detention from aaslness, no operation, no opium or morphine, it' Suppositories 60c. or 24 and box of ointment "♦LOG, poHtpaJd by mail. Send for book of valu able laforuiatlcn on PUes.IfRKE, whether you nae onr remedy or not. IHJ£ DANIEL*! bURR PILE CURE CO., £B4 Atrium St.. Hartlord. Conn. Ever tave "the blues"? Then you H i yjL know bow dark everything looks. H \\\ \ You are completely discouraged H \ and cannot throw off that terri- H I > ble depression. A little work H looks like a big mountain: a H ~A little noise sounds like the roar \ of a cannon: and a little sleep is all y ou c>n secure > n 'B^ t a * tcf n 'gkt. H a/ Nerve Exhaustion I The truth of the matter is, your nerves have been poi- H ■ soned and weakened with the impurities in your blood. The thing for you to do is to get rid of these impurities just as I ■ soon as you can. H ■ You want a blood-purifying medicine,—a perfect Sarsapa- H ■ rilla,—that's what you want. You want a Sarsaparilla that H ■ is the strougest and best nerve tonic you can buy, too. H I That's AYER'S I ■ «The only Sarsaparilla made vndcr the personal supervision ol a three graduates: a graduate in pharmacy, a graduate H ■ tn chemistry, and a graduate in medicine." ■ SI.OO a bottle. All druggists. H ■ "During last year I wa* suffering from nervous prostration. For weeks I grew H worse, became thin, could not sleep, had no appetite, and was in a wretched con dition. After taking several kinds of medicines without result, I took Ayer's mm H Sarsaparilla with more than pleasing results. My appetite returned, I slept soundly, H my strength and weight increased, and now lam well and strong without the H ■ slightest trace of my old trouble. Indeed, 1 would hardly believe it possible for H ■ medicine to bring about such a change in any person. 11 —CLABA MKALKY, Winter Hill, Somerville, Mass., Dec. ai, 189? II Profit In Destroylnc Money. Probably tbe greatest profit ever enjoyed by the Government as a re sult of tbe destruction of money was in connection with the fractional cur rency of shinplasters issued during the oivil war. The total amount issued was $368,724,079, of which $6,- 880,558 has never been presented for redemption. A large amount has been preserved as curios by collectors and occasionally even now it is offered for redemption. This was especially the case during the receut hard times. People who had the old "shinplas ters" of war times in their cabinets and Bcrapboolcs got hard up aud sent them in for redemption. In 1801 $60,000,000 of what were called "demand notes" were issued by the Government to pay the emer gency expenses of the war. Of this amount, $53,847 has never been offered for redemption. The same year, $266,595,440 in compound in terest notes were issued, of which $168,110 are still outstanding; $59,- 055 of tbe one and two year notes and $132,850 of the famous seven-thirty notes are still outstanding. But al most every year small amounts of these old issues turn up for redemp tion. Only a few weeks ago a man brought in one of tbe SIOO thirty seven notes, and last year $7lO were presented at the sub-treasury in New York of the compound interest notes upon which interest ceased more thau a quarter of a century ago. As a rule, the paper money and the bonds that remain outstanding are of small de nomination, which shows that people are more careless in handling small than large sums of money.—Chicago Record. A Story From Gibraltar. During the war stories in plenty have been current of the strategems and treachery which have imposed up on British officers charged with very serious responsibilities. Changing the venue, we have the following story from Gibraltar. Some time ago a con sumptive German gentleman arrived there with introductions from influ ential people in England. The Gov ernor and other officials received him hospitably and every consideration possible was sbowu him on account of his health, but, of course, he could not be granted permission, as he re quested, togo to the top of the rock for the sake of the purer air, as there is a regulation that "Foreigners are on no account to be permitted to walk about the top of the rock." Further acquaintance, however, with the Ger man gentleman, through the medium of dinners and other social functions, resulted in a relaxation of the strict rule, and he was granted a pass. The result of the visit is now to be seen at tbe German War Office, which is in possession of the most perfect plans from photos of all the works and de fenses of Gibraltar. —Saturday Re view. No Use Form Throne. Napoleon Bonaparte is quoted in tbe Century as saying to Dr. O'Meara at St. Helena: "If I was in England now, and the French nation was to offer me the throne again, I would not accept of it, because if I was to do so I would be obliged to turn bourreau (executioner) I would be obliged to cut off the heads of thousands to keep myself upon it, which would not be pleasing to me. Oceans of blood must be shed to keep me there. No, no; I have made enough of noise already in the world, perbaps more than any other man will make; perhaps too much. lam get ting old, aud only want retirement. What oould I do iu France? Alone, to set myself against all the powers of Europe. Madness!" OVERAMIABLE. Ho never makes no kick at all, No matter bow tilings are. Life's botherations, great and small, He banishes afar. The slight injustices of life Don't move him to distress, Says he, •'! won't have any strife, It ain't wuth while, I guess." His patience some reward should bring, 1 wish that I oouid suy That all his earthly cares took wing, But things don't work that way, His hopes grow week by week, more slim, liis goods more light in heft. The man who never kicks is him That's alius getlin' left. I Mr. Carter's Calorics. \ i. "John," said Mrs. Carter, "I want to have a talk with you." "All rignt, my dear," responded Mr. Carter. "I want to begin our housekeeping right," continued the lady. "From a hygienic standpoint, I mean. Of course, at the hotels we could not help ourselves, but in our own house we can live as we please." "Well, we will," answered Mr. Carter, "l'he plumbing is exposed, the ventilation is all right, and every thing in the house is according to the most hygienic standard. There is no reason why we should not live right" "Yes, I know; but I was not think ing of the house. I was thinking of the diet." "Oh, you'll arrange that all right, I'm sure," said Mr. Carter, cheer fully. "I am to try to,but you must help, too. You see, John, tbat most people waste a large part of whut they spend by injudicious purchases." "I believe that," agreed Mr.Carter, heartily. "Yes," went on Mis. Carter, wag ing eloquent, for this was her parti cular hobby. "Not only by injutli eionspurehases,"but by almost an en- j tire absent knowledge of the relative 1 nutritive qualities of various food pro- ' ducts, and by processes of cooking ; and serving which very much reduce i the value of the I'ooJ. I want us to live well, enjoy some luxuries, p'id save money on tbe same amount tu it most people practically throw away." "You're a sensible little woman." 1 and Mr. Carter kisse 1 her. "But how is all this to bo done?" "Well, you see, John," said Mrs. Carter, "after we became engaged I took a regular course at tbe cooking school", so now, in making out my dietary for the week, I know that a man's rations are scientifically enough when they contain 3500 oalorics a day. Therefore, it is a simple arithmetical calculation to compute how mauy calorics are uecessay for the week." , "But what in the wo. 1.1 is a caloric?" "A caloric is the unit of heat esti mated necessary to raise the tempera ture of a pound of water four degrees Fahrenheit, and the unit of energy adopted in estimating the full value of food." Mr. Carter drew a long breath and looked bewildered. "All right, my dear, you go ahead and attend to the calorics. I'll oat thein if they are good." "And you won't goto any of these horrid placos down town *nr lunch, will you? I don't w uit yit diges tion ruined, so promise me ih it you will eat.ouly iny homo c.iokiag." And the misguided until promised. So tho Carters began their housekeep ing. 11. "Nellie," said Mr. Carter some few weeks after this, "do you know we have not had fr e 1 potatoes since we have baon keeping house? I a'u very fond of fried pota'oes for break! as t." "Frie 1 potatoes!" ejaculate 1 Mrs. Carter. "Well, I should say not. They are one of the luo-st indigestible things that one can take into the . stomach." Mr. Carter felt a'i inward protest rising, but stifled it. "You are not taking auy of that olive oil, John," contiuued the wile, "it is necessary to the system to eat half a pcu'id of butter and nn equal quautity of olive oil a week. You don't do either." "I don't like olive oil at all, and I never did eat much butter," returned Mr. Carter, patiently. "I am afraid that you are a little in clined to self-indulgence, John." Mr. Carter laid down his knife and fork and opened his lips to reply. One look at the pretty face of his wife, however, made him change the sarcastic romark to the good humored one of: "Well, perhaps I am. I will be a different man, I expect, after I liave you to guide me for awhile." "Mrs. Carter nodded acquiescent ly- "John," she cried, some hours later, what are you doing?" "Getting a drink, my love," re turned John mildly. "iJut you must not drink that water. Don't you know that it is full of bacteria?" "Then, what am I to drink, Nellie? I can't go without wa'er?" "Of coarse not. Here is some that I hnve boiled." "Phew!" ho exclaimed in disgust. "How flat it tastes I I'll just take a good drink fresh from tbe well." "Oh, John, dear!" cried Airs. Car ter, tearfully, "you mustn't. It is all full of bacteria." "I guess they won't hurt me," laughed John. "I've always drunk it so." "Don't do it! l'lease dou't, John. For my sake," pleaded the wife. "It is so dangjrous " "Well, put some ica iu this, then, and I won't." "Ice! Whv. what would bo ;L.:> of boiling it if we're to put ice in it ? Ice is full of micro', es." Mr. Carter drank the boiled water in silence, and lead the paper until dinnor was ready. "tVhat cut of beef is this?" he asked as he prepared to carve the meat. "It doesn't look like a roast." "It isn't. It's the neck. I find 1 can get more food value for less money from the neck than from the rib. For instance 10 cents' worth oi the neck of the beef will give me .8G of a pound of protein aud l.ti'2s calo ricß." Mr. Carter groaned. "Then," went on Mrs. Carter, nit ! noticing tho gioan, "I add potatoes, | britf.d and fruit for the carbo-hydrates i and wo have a meal perfect iu food value, containing protein, fat, starch i and sugar. Al) lor tho same money that a roast would have cost us," she wo'iud up triumphantly. VVell, for tomoriow," said Carter, I "let's huve a roast pork with } oiatoee ; and cherry pie." Mrs. Carter stared at him a moment, I and then said pityingly: "John, you I ai eas ignorant as most people con cerning food values. It won't do, my dear. This is as much for your good as mine. Boast pork and potatoes contain five times as much carbon af you need. As for cherry pie"—she made an expressive gesture as if it were not worth mentioning, and con tinued--"you will soon get over these yearnings of a falsely educated ap petite, anil tlieu you will be all right. I am afraid that you have been very improperly brought up, John." Mr. Carter glared at her angrily, and threw down his knife and fork with a bang. "If you mean in regard to calorics, proteins and all the rest of it, yes; 1 was." "Ob, John!" Mrs. Carter rose from the table with her handkerchief to her eye=. "You are c-crne 1 , when you know I'm doing the best I can." What could he do? He ha 1 uot been married long, and was not proof against her tears. He arose from the table, took her in his arms, begged forgiveness and promised to eat any thing and everything she would give him, if only she would smile. They made up, of course, and Carter bore himself heroically for six months through a dietary that tabooed pie, and was arrange I according to food values. 111. ",See hero, Ca'ter, "said a frieni, meeting him one day on the street, "what's the matter? You look like a shadow. Come iu and have some thing. " "1 dou't care if I do," said Carter, suddenly feeling the need of some thing stimulating. "I'm afraid 1 don't feel up to much lately." He lifted the glass to his lips and then set it down suddenly. "What is it? Isn't it all right?" asked his friend. "It isn't boiled," answered Carter, faintly, who thought ho saw m c obes bubbing up through the efferxes ence. "Boiled!" e.aculated the other in disgust. "Well, I should say uot! You'd better take u stimulaut. Carter. "No, thank you,l don't believe that I will take anything. You will excuse me, old fellow, won't you? I—l don't feel well." "It's all right," answered his fi iend. "What made you think of the drink being boilod?" "I don't know. Just a fancy," re turned Carter, too loyal to his wife to tell tbe cause. Carter went home feverish. Much to bis wife's alarm he did not eat a mouthful of supper. Finally he went to bed and fell asleep. While ho slept he dreamed. He was in an immense dining room. Great roasts of beef and pork, flanked by steaming vegetables, 1 aded the tables, l'ies of mince and cherry wore on the buiTets; fruits, salads, water with imge chunks of ice floating in it, milk cooled also by ice. Carter's mouth watered; but alas! i when he approached the meats, pro tein and calories appeared to raise from them. Carbo-hydrates leased great hoads from fruits and vege tables; bacilli jeered at him iu tbe ice water; microbes looked out from the milk. A feeling of fierce anger se'zcd hold of him. Was he to starve because of , these creatures? Well, lot them do their worst! A drink he would have in Bpite of them. Catching up a cup, he started to the water. Instantly : bacdli, microbes and bacteria of all kinds surrounded him. Suddenly an enormous bacillus that he had not seen before darted toward him anil was upon him be'ore he could take a step. Carter gave a shriek and sprang wildly from his bed. 'SYhy John! What is the matter?" asked .Mrs. Carter, sitting up. "Matter," growled Carter, picking himself up from the floor, where he bad lauded. "Mutter enough, I tell 1 you. Tomorrow b?gins a new state of things at this house. I'm going to live decently if I eat all the bac toiiaiuthe world. Calorics and all the rest of them liavo to go. They have had their innings. Now comes mine. Do you here, Nellie?" "YOF, John," replied Mrs. Carter, meekly. She bad been married long I enough to know tbat when Carter used tbat tone things must go his way. The ue-.t day at dinnor the follow ing was the bill of fare: Soup. Rost pork with potatoes. Apple sauce Onions, beans, tomatoes, peas,corn. Cherry, mince, applo pie. Ice water. And Carter wits happy. --l-'rom the St. Louis Globe Democrat. Thfl'r I»ns*ion in 1 oMrnint. "Those new people next door are great borrowers, aren't they?" "Well, they haven't borrowed our r:s:ia vet " IRB AMD GARDEN.! Preventive for Potato Scab. Before catting the seed potatoes soak them for 30 miuntos in water, to which add one ounce formaldehyde to two gallons water. The water can be used for more thau one lot if ono lot immediately follow* another. This formula has been used by many f armcrß for several years with com plete success. Grafting Wax an«l How to Make It. Here is a recipo for tin excellent grafting wax: One pound tallow, two I ouuds beeswax, four pounds rosiu. ■slowly melt all together, .stir well and when partially cooled pour into j.ans which have bean moistened or oiled to keep the wax from clinging too tightly to them. When thoroughly cold break into convenient pieces. Haw (not boiled) linseed oil is often preferred to the tallow, and in very warm regions a much larger propor tion of rosiu will make the wax less apt to run, reducing its cost also, us (he beeswax is the most expensive though an indispensable article in its composition. For use it should be melted and ap plied carefully over all exposed cuts and often cracks around the graft*. A small paint brush is the most con venient for this purpose. It can be applied safely much warmer than can be borne by the hand. EA«enti»lft in Sugar Making. The secret of making a fine quality of maple sugar consists iu three things: First, begin early. One pail of sup in March is worth more thau one and a half pails in April. The sap run in tbe fore part of March is as a rule much sweeter thau in April. The colder the weather iu which sap runs, tbo better the quality of sugar. A man must have everything all leady if he wants to begin early. If the snow is deep, the roads should be broken iu February if necessary. All things must be clean, arch or arches iu repair, wood cut and all kinds of tools and utensils where you can find them at a moment's warning. Next, rapid boiling. To secure this, the wood should be cut two or three years iu advance and kept under cover if possible If not piled under cover, it should be piled where the sun can shine on it. The wood should be split fine to make the hottest fire. The fire should not be allowed togo down from the time it is started until the syrup is ready to take off. Au arch should be built smoke-tight, aud with a chimney tall enough to furnish a gooJ draft. As for what the sap is boiled in, whether an evaporator or a heater and a pan or a pan alone, it may not matter so much if a man tends to his business. But as a rule, the simpler the boiling apparatus the bet ter the result, but the oftener the syrup is taken off the better. Third, neatuess is indispensable. Unless you keep things sweet, all will be a failure, as far as making the "real thing" goes.—C. C. Bicknell iu New- England Homestead. Tile Profit in l'oiiltrv. There is profit iu poultry if it is given half a chance. Even when the returns in fowls aud eggs are small a flock may be of great value as foragers. Tbo quantities of insects and weed seeds that are devoured aro seldom takeu into consideration, but they aro not to be passed by without notice. Ho wo can well afford to keep the hen, eveu though the mischief done were twice as great. But with poultry, a* with other farm stock, the day for tho scrub is past. Ho much lias been written regarding the immense profit to be obtained from poultry that ono mijrht almost suppose that the milleuuiiim would surely be at hand as soon as every one could be induced to raise chickens. It would be as well to advise every body to raise cucumbers. Why not recommend tho gardene" to grow wheat or the dairyman to raise sheep? If a farmer has a taste lor poultry he is likely to make it au important part of his business, for he can discover what is profitable without being told. If he lias not an aptitude for fowls it is tho part of wisdom to limit himself to a small Hock, as many do. There are many farms on which small flocks are kopt merely to supply the family with ta'de fowls and eggs. Few or none of tho products are sold. Other interests aro found moie congenial than poultry raising, consequently more profitable.—Frank D. Wells, before the Mich'gan Poultry Breeders' Association. Tli« Apple Scab Ftingm. This disease is the most troublesome enemy of the apple grower, though it is not so recognized, except by scien tists. Most apple producers would name the codling moth as the worst enemy, but that is because the applo scab fungus does great deal of dam age that is not generally attributed to it. Gonerallv,it is recognized only as a defacemeut on an apple and the picker pays little attention to it. As a matter of fact, the chief work of the apple scab is on tho foliage, with the result of weakening the entire tree aud of cutting short the crop year after year. The \uinformed orchardist does not dre»" that his earlv 'ailing fruit is due to the fuugus name 1. Ho won ders why bis applos reach A small size and fall off. Those that hang on are reduce I in siz-t beeauso they have not had the nourishment the tree should have given them. Finally,iu the fall, the leaves of thi tree begin to fall off oariier thau usual, au 1 the tree is bare long before tli » other trees have begun to shed their foliage. Tbo scab hai been the cause of it all. The tree has boeu unable to store up foo 1 lor the next year's crop, nor has it been able to harden up the wood it has made. Ho next year, no matter how propitious the season or how free this tree may be from scab, the crop of fruit on it will be small. The only remedy is persistent spray ing, and that, too, for more than one year. It takes two years to produce a crop of fruit—from the formation of the fruit bud to the perfecting of the fruit—and spraying for one year only will uot undo all the damage. The spraying this year must be begun bo fore the leaves open, to destroy as much as possible the fungus on the twigs. Spraying calendars are su common that we need uot ropeat them, and formulas for.the making of efl'eo live sprays are quite as common. Whenever the apple scab fungus exists it should bo attacked vigorously and in time. —Farm, Fi«?'d and Fireside. liirr«ia*iii- ' RWllily un a Farm. A North Lawrence (Ohio) farmet grows corn, oats, wheat and clover in a regular four year rotation. Every thing is led on the farm except the wheat. He asks whether it would pay 1 otter to raise rye instead ol wheat and feed it out, thus selling no crop off the farm. No, I wouldn't dc this where you live. Better grow wheat au I sell it and buy wheat bran with the money to feed with youi corn and stover and clover. Wheat will bring you, say, 1 1-4 cents a pound or near it. You can buy wheat bran iu the summer usually for a half to three-quarters of a cent a pound. The po ind of wheat con tains .102 or a pjund of digestive pro tein; ono poind of bran, .122. A pound of whjat bran, you see, will cost conside ably less thau you sell your pouul of wheat for; in fact, you can nearly buy two pounds of bran for one of wheat, and the bran i? worth more thau your wheat to feed with your corn to all growing animals, and cows giving milk or cairviug a calf. Rye io not quite as good as wheat to feed, so you would gain nothing bv growing rye to feed unless you cau grow lu to 15 per cunt, more per acre, lou might as well feed your wheat. But the best way is to raise largo crops of good, clean wheat, and sell and buy bran when it is lowest and store it for winter. The rotation you are following, my friend, and tho feeding out of practically all you raise, and your careful saving of man ure under cover should enable you to grow large paving crops of wheat. Your laud must iucrea*e in fertility under such good management, and particularly if you buy bran with tho wheat money for a time. But this isn't all by any means. You cows aud grow ing animals will do much better for having plenty of bran along with corn and cornstalks. This, with nice clo\er hay, ought to make them do well, indeed. Full grown beef cattle will do pretty well on clover hay aud corn and stover. However, good farmers as you are, fatten steers before they get their growth, and in tlii-t casj wheat bran with corn aud clover will pay. It will keep the animal growing as well as fattening. The protein in the graiu furnishes growing material, that is, the material to make blood and muscle aud bone. Bian is more thau one eighth protein; corn only about one twelfth. It is true that a pound of wheat would give more heat aud energy producing food I carbohydrates) than a pound of brau, but it would bo lost, as corn and stalks aud hay fur nish more of this than is needpd.— T. B. Terry in Practical Farmer. Short anil lUeful Paragraph*. Dry axles add just about double to the labor of the team. Wagon grease is cluap and a few minutes does the work. There is an over-produciion of weeds. As soon as the farmers re duce their acreages devoted to this cr ip they will Lo a great deal better oB: Ducks are ready for the market when eleven weeks old. Show me anything else raised on the larin that can be turned iuto money so soou aud sure. There is such a thing as over-man uring, for when a soil is already well supplied with plant food there will be no perceptible gain by using fertil izers. There are a great many who aro be ginning to think that with a well planued rotatiou manure is practically unnecessary, aud theie is no doubt something in it. Where a grass for close cropping is sought after, there is nothing that can beat the Kentucky blue grass, as it stands a large amount of tramping aud close pasturage. There is large money in small things. One dewberry grower in Maryland during the past season sold 42,000 (,uarts of that delicious fruit, on which he cleared $1(500. It is almost impossible to api ly too much soap-suds or well-rotted mau uie to asparagus, anil as this is one of tho earliest of vegetables, it will soon be time to get about the work. If we had a specimen of some goo I variety of carrot iu place of every wild carrot plant that we see ou the farms, wouldn't the stock have a flue thing of it aud tlia horses' coats shine. , Some farmers believe straw to b i a nuisance Nothing of the so.'t. Use it around the stable and barnyard, aud whatever you do, dou'wb.irn ir, as its useiu.uess as a is to grea\ jf * el " Every fjtrnie.* who , the fertility of his j ° Ko ep u it a point to put bacML 'uak. the shape of fertdizem Iu 'aud j a sort whatever the pi®i„ ""Jf® B °o»o take J from it. \ °* o *