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Don't tkink you can goon drawing vi
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brain and muscles. without doing some
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gives nerve, mental and digestive strength
by enriching and vitalizing the blood. Thus
it helps overworked and tired people.
What do the
Children
Drink ?
Don't give them tee. or roiToe.
Hiivi' you tried the new food drink
called GRAIN-O ? It is delicious
and nourishing and . vkos the place
o£ coffee.
The moro Grain-0 \ou give tho
chiVlron the moro health you distrib
ute through their systems.
Grain-O is made of pure grains,
and when properly prepared tastes
liko the choice grades of coffee but
costs about £as much. All grocers
sell it. 15c. and 25c.
Try Crain-O!
Xnsist that yourerocer gives you GRAIN-O
Accept no imitation.
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I< iTin<lc to give satisfaction—
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COUGH SYRUP
BK. Get the genuine. Refuse substitutes. jM
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Modern ItulletH Huinune.
Sir William McCormack, the presi
dent of the Boyal Col lege of Surgeons,
makes a most interesting report in
the London Lancet as to the aston
ishingly small injury done by Mauser
bullets as shown by his experience in
the Boer war. He tell of seventeen
cases which by his past experience he
would have diagnosed as l'atal but
which showed speedy recovery. The
Mauser bullet makes a very small
wound, and the entrance and exit
holes rapidly heal up, there being
generally no mangling of tho flesh.
Lungs are generally pierced through,
and in many similar cases where it
would seeia certain that some inter
nal organ must have been injured,
there is easy recovery with compara
tively little inconveuieuee. Altogether
the modern weapon is pronounced
very "humane."
Tbi Klondike River aud Dawson
City are both in British territory.
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THROUGH THE MESHES OF WINTER.
Through the meshes of winter she slipped
—a day
From out some radiant south;
Khe breathed a spell from her llower-shaped
month.
And the round world dreamed of May.
flie birds dreamed softly of nesting-time,
The bare eurtli dreamed of flowers,
The brook's glad dream wasa merry rhyme,
lint the busi of the dream was ours.
For the song of the wind swept into our
ken,
From the ilrst pink dawn it blew.
And we dreamed we laughed ia the sunshine
then.
When joy and the world were now.
but the day passed by on folded wing,
And our dream is ashes of rose.
Till over tlie threshold of winter snows
She shall smile from the hfart of Spring,
-Alice Katharine Fallows, in Harper's
Bazar.
lissTHfliETmi
Lawyer Northbrooke had just driven
away from Glenthorne, and Elizabeth
Everill stood for a moment on the
broad terrace, and then, with a sigh,
turned and entered the house. Only
that day her aunt, Miss Matilda
Thome, had been buried, and Mr.
Northbrooke had comedown from Lon
don tore id the dead wo nan's will. It
was simple enough, and those who
hal Icnown Miss Thome intimately
hardly wondered at its wording:
"To my niece, Elizabeth Everill,
provided she marry a man of title, J
will aud bequeath all my worldly pos
sessions."
"And if I do not marry?" Miss
Everill had asked.
"You retain your inheritance," the [
lawyer answered with a smile. "Miss
Thome die v up tho will herself, and
it is deficient on that point."
Elizabeth's mother, Miss Thome's
sister, had run oil with Paul Everill, 1
the organist of tho church, before she
was lfl. Her f.itlier ha 1 forbidden her
name to be mentioned in his hearing,
and at his death (ilenthorne had
passed to Matilda unconditionally, j
She had held no coininuni. aiion with
her married sister till she read in a
newspaper of the death of I'aul Ever- j
ill, aud then she had paid one visit to
the dismal London lodging where Mrs.
Everill lay dying. There had never i
been much love between the sisters, 1
but Miss Thome was willing to take
her sister's daughter under her care.
So, when the organist's wife was laid
beside him, their only daughter had ;
been brought to her mother's home.
Ma-tors and governesses had been
employed to perfect her education, and j
her aunt had never wearied of instal
ling a love of wealth and power, and
a horror of poverty into the girl's
mind. That her words had not fallen i
on barren ground she would have tin- j
dorstood could she have known her
niece's thoughts that evening.
She was thinking of a scene that
had taken place there just live years
before.
Some old paiutings had been sadly
in need of the attention that only a
skilllul hand could give, and Miss
Thome had heard Ralph Crosby favor
ably spoken of, and had asked him to ;
do tho work. Elizabeth had been much !
in tho long portrait gallery while
Balph Crosby talked and painted, and
at length lie hud forgotten that he was
only a struggling artist and she the
niece of the wealthiest woman in the
country and ha l spoken his love. Miss
Everill could still remember the
haughty stare and mocking smile of
her aunt whou she spoiie of her love
for Balph.
"Love! Your mother loved Paul
Everill, I suppose, and you know
something of her life. But make
your own choice. Marry this young
man if you will, but not one farthing
of mine will be yours."
And the girl had lain awake till day
break thinking of the sordid sur
roundings amid which her childhood
had been passed, and of tho poverty
for which she had such a horror, till
at last she resolved to answer "Xu"
to her lover's pleading.
She winced even now as sho re
called the grief that struggled with a
contemptuous pity for her reasoning
when she told him the next day that
she could not bo a poor man's wife,
and remembered the few bitter words
that fell from his lips as he turned
away without seeiuiug to see her out
stretched hand. In the last few duys
sho had thought once or twice, in a
vague way, that if (Henthorne should
chance to be hers she would find a
Vvay of lettiug him know that she
loved him still,that she had lo\ed him
always.
•"And now—and now," she said to
herself, while the shadows grew deeper
in tho corners of the wide library,
"an insurmountable barrier divides
us." She clasped her hands tightly,
aud, with eyes that were dimmed by
tears, gazed into the glowing embers.
"Oh, Aunt Matilda, your very kind
ness is but cruelty. I wonder where
Balph is now? Oh, I almost wish I
was a poor girl today. Aud yet, no—
I couldn't bear that!"
And the latter reflection was con
stantly passiug through the gill's
mind as time wore on. It was very
pleasant to bo mistress of the great
house aud to li ive money to command.
Under her rule (Henthorne became a
very pleasaut place indeed; and be
fore the year was ended it was
whispered that Lord Arthur Kendal
was very much in love with her.
Elizabeth heard Balph Crosby's
name mentioned sevei al times later,
when she went to London. Ho was
occupied upon a work that was
to make a name for him, some said.
Others hinted that ho w. s illjaid Miss
Everill wondered that he- heart
should boat so quickly at tho sound of
his name. She had resolved to accept
Lord Arthur. He was rich—much
richer than she—and quite at the top
of tho social ladder. Certainly she
did not love Lira; he was hardly a
man whom any woman could respect.
Au.vhow she did not respect him, and
yet she would marry him. They wore
uncongenial spirits, she knew, but
what of that?
In such a mood she was goiug o.ie
night, to a great ball given by one of
the most fashionable women in Lon
don. Lord Arthur would be there,
and probably she would say "Yes" to
his pleadings that night. She rather
thought she would as she stood be
| fore a mirror when her maid had given
I the finishing touches to her toilet.
Blie had on a new white dress, and
| pearls were on her neck and amid
! lior dusky liair; she was radiantly
i I oautiful.
".Six years ago!" she muttered.
! "Six years and more since the day
Ralph Crosby said "
She turned away. Now and again
a feeling came over her that she could
nut understand-—a feeling that her
wealth and her beauty were not to
bring her happiness; and she had
grown impatient with herself for feel
ing so. Generally at such times she
was even gayer than usual, and when,
some hours later, Lord Arthur sat by
her side in a convenient recess in
Lady Javenell's conservatory, he felt
that he could almost die for her.
There was something in her beauty
that night--a sadness in the dark eyes
behind their mirth—that he could not
understand.
"Elizabeth," he whispered, "say
'Yesl' " and just then the sound of
voices reached them.
"And Crosby, th? artist, you know,
is blind."
".Blind!"
"Quite. He consulted Reynolds
yesterday, his case is hopeless."
"I'oor beggar! What will ho do?"
"I don't know. He hasn't a penny.
Fie has never steadied himself to work
for years. Somebody told me of a
gill who jilted liuu, or something."
Miss Everill rose.
"Lord Arthur, [ hope you will
no 1 , or speak to me lilto this again l "
Lord Arthur bowed. He knew that
further pleading would be useless.
Very early 011 the following morn
ing Miss Everill's carriage stopped at
Ralph Crosby's chambers, and Eliza
beth was informed that he was at
home. Hie gave 110 name, but entered
the room where 110 was.
"Ralph!"
"It was a voice that he had not
heard for six long years, but he le
coguize I it at once, and tinned his
sightless eyes toward her.
"Elizabeth!" he cried rapturously,
opening his arms, and in an instant
she was folded 111 them.
"But you must not, Elizabeth," he
said later, "you must not sacrifice all
for me."
"it is 110 sacrifice," she replied,
composedly; "but I am dreadfully
afraid that 1 had to ask you to marry
me! I wonder what Mr. Nortlibrooke
will say when he hears of this?" and
she laughed.
"What fools women are!" was what
the old lawyer said 011 being apprised
of it, and ho drew a large envelope
from among a number of papers that
were in a large box before him.
It was addressed, in Miss Thome's
very masculine cnligraph, to himself,
and wiitteu in one corner were the
words:
"To be opene 1 in the event of my
niece's marriage."
Inside was a will, properly signed
and witnessed, and the old lawyer's
face cleared as lie glanced at it. These
was also an open letter addressed to
Miss Everill.
"If you have sold yourself, my
niece, tako the price of your slavery.
If you have been honest enough to
marry for love, take your reward. In
either case Gleuthorne is yours."
"Heaveu bless me!" the lawyer ex
claimed, "Heaven bless me! There's
110 understanding a woman! I'm
heartily glad, anyhow; and now I
must tfo and tell these two that they
won't bo beggais after all."
An Enormous Yoeal Repertoire.
My mother's love for music was so
great, says Sarah T. Meigs, that she
could sing anything that was called
for, from the old Scotch and English
ballads, through the entire raugo of
Italian opera, down to the modern
German Lied; or play anything, from
Cleinenti to Chopin. All this 111 any
key, and with an exquisite taste and
enthusiastic enjoynieut that was ir
resistible.
Oil being asked once how many
pieces she thought she knew, sho re
plied: "About 1000." My father said:
"I'll give you s"> if you will write
down the names of 500." "Very well;
I'll do it." A blank book was se
cured and the only sound heard in our
sitting room was the scratching of a
pen.
On my father's return he asked
what progress was made. The answer
was:"l wrote until I was tired. If
there are not ouougli names, don't
think I've exhausted my repertory,
for I can write at least two hours
longer."
The juveniles crowdol round to
watch tlie counting, and when the last
column was rea-hed there was just
800.
"How am I to know that yon really
know all these pieces?"
"t will sing them to you," was the
undaunted reply.
My father laughingly said: "I am
quite willing to take your word for it,
my dear," and paid over the money
amid the cheers and laughter of the
delightod family.—lndianapolis Nows.
Misplaced Linns,
Nell—Mad at him? Why, he wrote
a lovely ] oe.ll to her.
Belle Yes, but she never read it.
When she sa v the title of it sho tore
the whole thing up in a fit of anger.
You see, he called it "Lines 011
Mabel's Face. " Philadelphia Catholic
Standard and Times.
HINTS FOR HOUSEWIVES.
A lteliili.
Cut a veal cutlet into two-inch
squares and season them with salt and
pepper. Rip each piece into beaten
egg, t en into finely chopped mush
rooms. Rut two tablespoonfuls of
butter in a fryiugpan, and when it is
hot fry the cutlets until brown 011
both sides. Make a brown gravy and
pour over the meat. Serve hot.
Canned Peaches.
111 order to keep preserved fruit
iu good condition a dark closet, well
ventilated, is necessary. A paper bag
plac-cd over the jar will exclude the
light if the closet is not sufficiently
dark. The following recipe for pre
served peaches will prove satisfactory:
Pare the peaches and put them into a
steamer, which must be tightly cov
ered. When they have steamed for
15 minutes take the finest quality of
sugar and make a syrup. Drop the
steamed fruit into it for a few seconds
and then can.
Vt-rmiCKlli l'liddi'iß.
Wash au ounce of vermicelli and
put it into a saucepan with a pint of
milk, and let it cook over a slow fire,
stirring it frequently, nut 1 it is quite
soft. Break a new-laid egg into u
basin, and whisk it well with an egg
bealer; pour the milk and vermicelli
onto the egg,stir lor a second or two,
and then add powdered sugar and a
little grated lemon peel. \\ hen the
milk is cool, pour it, together with
the vermicelli,into a buttered piedish;
place a few pieces of butter on the top,
and bake in a moderately hot oven
until the pudding is a golden brown.
K*enll»jr<l Calves' Firain*.
To make escallopcd calves' brains,
soak one or two sets of brains in cold
water lor an hour or two. Cut oil' the
membrane and boil for JiO minutes iu
water to which has I o n added one
bay leaf, three cloves and one table
spoonful of vino/ar. Plunge in cold
water, and when thoroughly cold re
move the skin and loose membrane
that remain. Cut the brains with a
silver knife and mix with a beaten
e»g. Make a white sauce of two ta
blespoonfuls of butter, one table
spoonful of flour, one and one-half
cupfuls of milk, one saltspoouful of
salt jiuil one saltspoouful of pepper.
Butter a baking dish, and put into it
alternate layers of white sauce and
bruins. Cover with buttered crumt s
and bake until browned.
Variety iti Sandwich Making.
It is well for the housekeeper to
remember the different possibilities in
sandwich making. There are peanut
sandwiches that some persons fancy
and that are made bv mixing finely
chopped peanuts with mayonnaise
dressing and spreading the mix- j
ture 011 buttered bread. Lettuce;
sandwiches are simply refieshing. 1
Celery sandwiches require finely i
chopped celery seasoned with grated
cheese ami mixed with whipped cream. j
Then there are sardine sandwiches,
and nut sandwiches, the latter made
by using e jual parts of prated Swiss 1
cheese aud chopped English walnut
meat seasoned. To make jelly sand
wiches use quince or auy chosen jelly, 1
spread it 011 buttered bread anil sprin
kle with chopped hickory nuts.
Crackers iu place of bread are used
for Russian sandwiches. Spread them
with cream cheese, aud cover with i
chopped olives mixed with mayon
naise dressing. Even the simplicity
of sliced fresh bread and grated hovse- 1
radish is good.
Household Hints,
Whipped cream is more easily di- !
gested than plain cream.
Bronze articles are best cleaned
with a paste made of powdered chi
cory and water.
Cold tea may be saved for the vine- !
gar barrel. It sours easily and gives 1
color and flavor to the vinegar.
Stale an del food may be made into
a palatable pudding by steaming it
aud serving with uiarshmallows melted
for sauce.
When cow's milk is fed to babies
with enfeebled digestion, it must be
largely diluted with warm water. I
Overfeeding is frequently the cause !
of infantile dyspepsia.
An excellent way to improve the
condition of frozen game is to lay it
in a bath of sweet milk for 24 hours,
changing the milk twice. Roast the
birds in the usual way.
A new sort of brush for the very 1
highly polished table or piano is the I
foxtail brush with a small silver han- J
die. The whole thing is ornamental
aud rather useful as well.
Kerosene applied with a soft cloth,
preferably one of old silk or linen,
should remove the marks of hot dishes
from the polished suiface of a dining
table. If it does not, rub each spot
with spirits of camphor and after
wards with furniture polish.
An appreciated change from stewed
chicken is made by dropping oysters*
into the stock left iu the pot after the
chicken has been lifted to the platter,
and a moment later pouring all over
the meat. This is a Rood way to eke
out the service of a small chicken.
Strengthening the lungs, especially
the apexes, may be done by blowing
through a small tube that will allow
tlio breath to pass out slowly. First
fill the lungs with good air, then blow
with steady force vigorously but not
riolently. A few times daily will bo |
sufficient
Every housekeeper knows that beds |
should be thoroughly aired daily, but |
the majority content themselves with a 1
100 abbreviated period of airing. Tho
effectual purifying of bed and bed j
;lothing cannot tako j lace if tho
proper time is uot allowed for the free I
circulation of pure air. At least two I
or three hours should bo allowed, and
trerv day this airiue should be dnue
| (' 1
ij Jmm
I y |
Cheap washing soaps and powders, too,
With alkali are strong;
/ The dire destruction which they do
Is sure to show ere long.
But Ivory Soap will never hurt
The fabric, howe'er tender;
It makes short work of stain and dirfg
But 110 work for the mender.
COPYRIGHT 18GB CY THE PROCTER It GAMBLE CO. CINCINNATI
ISoer (Juk'knp»B in MOVIIIK Artillery.
One of the most umnzing disolosuros
of the Boer war ia the ease with which
the Afrikanders transport, their heavy
guns from place to jdaco with their
armies. British critics never even
thought of the possibility of such a
thiug. Much ado was made by the
British about the transportation of
their naval guns, but the Boers carry
their ordnance around as if they were
toy cannon hauled by a string.
■loiiKcitoid mm*.
If there 13 one thing ou which the house
wife prides hersel?, it is that of having her
laundering done nicely, «o that the wear
ing oppurel may bo the admiration of all.
The washing is a small matter, anyone al
most can do that, l ut to have the linens
present that flexible and glossv appear
ance niter being ironed requires u line
quality of starch.
J. C. Hubinger's new laundry starch,
"Hod Cross" and "Hubinger's Best"
brands are Ills latest inventions and the
finest starch ever placed 011 the market;
not a new stnreli made by a new manufac
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only manufacturer of flue laundry starch
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His new method ol introducing this
starch with the Endless Chain Starch Book
enables you to Ret one large 10c. package
of "Bed Cross" starch, one large 10c. pack
,igo of "Hubinger's Best" starch, with the
premiums, two beautiful Shakespeare
panels, or one Twentieth Century Girl cal
endar, all for sc. Ask your grocer.
A I'i.or It.eyrie.
"Pa, my rubber tire has to be
Gxed."
"Now, Sammy, what have you been
doing to your w heel this time?"
"Well, Pa, it's no account; I jos'
rode it through three bonfires, an' it
went an' busted."
Meant? la tilooa ueep.
Clean blood means a clean skin.
beauty without it. Cascarets, Candy Cathar
tic clean your blood and Ueep it clean, by
stirring up the lazy liver and driving all im
purities from the body. Begin to-day to
banish pimples, boils, blotches, blackheads,
and that sickly bilious complexion by taking
Cascarets, —beauty for ten cents. All drug
gists, satisfaction guaranteed, 10c, 20c, 50c.
When a chameleon lizard is blindfolded
It loses all power of changing its color.
SIOO ICuivnrd. *1(10.
The renders of this paper will be pleased to
learn that there isatlenstonedreadeddisease
that science has been able to cure iu all its
stages, and that is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh
l.'ure is the only positive cure known to the
medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitu
tional disease, requires a constitutional treat
ment. 11 nil's Catarrh t "ure is taken internally,
acting directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system, thereby destroying the
foundation of the disease, and giving the pa
tient strength by building up the constitution
and assisting nature in doing Its work. The
proprietors have so much fa tli In its curative
powers that they offer One Hundred Dollars
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Sold by Druggists, Tsc.
Hall's Family Pills are the best.
The use of tho telephone net iu Berlin,
Germany, costs sls a year.
VITALITY low,debilitated or exhausted cured
by nr. Kline's Invigorating Tonic. Far. SI
trial bottle for 2 we- ks'treatment. Dr. Kline,
lid., 9UI Arch St., Philadelphia. Founded IH7I.
Tho mcnt of a sheep killed by a dog
fatally poisoned a Kalamazoo (Mlcli.) girl.
Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your Lire Away.
To quit tobacco easily and forever, be mag
netic. full of life, nerve and vigor, take No-To-
Bac, tlio wonder-worl'er, that makes weak men
Itrong. All druggists, COc or CI. Cur 3 guaran
teed. Booklet and sample free. Address
6terlln? Remedy Co.. Chicago or New York.
Women aro now street-car conductors In
Santiago, Chile.
Mrs. Wluslow'sSoothing Syrup forchiidren
teething, softens the gums, reducesillflamma
tion, allays pain, euros wind colic. 25c.a bottle.
Chicago now has nn automobile lire
wagon. The vehicle is run by electricity.
To Cnre Constipation Forever.
Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic. 1000r25c.
U C. C. C. fall to cure, druggists refund money
There are 20' JO miles ol railway open for
traffic in New Zealand.
l'iso's Cure for Consumption has no equal
is a Cough medicine. —F. M. ABHOTT, ÜB3 Sen
eca St., Buffalo, N. V.. Jla> 18W.
The fifteen colocles under French rule
have a population of 51,615,427.
Educate Vonr Bowela Wit o Cascarets.
Candy Cathartic, cure constipation torever.
loc,Ssc. If C. C. C. fail, druggists refund money
A needle factory In Reddltcb, England,
makes 70,000,000 needles every week.
Well Informed.
Monday morning.
The passenger in the elevator of the
large apartment house sniffed the
air.
"Seems to me, William," she Baid,
"I smell cabbage."
'Tes'm," replied the elevator boy.
"The Fergusons, on the third Hoot
back, is eookin' 'em l'ur dinner."
Tuesday afternoon.
"If I am not mistaken, William,
there is a strong odor of mutton
here."
"Yes'm. They're havin' muttou
fur dinner at the Welkerson's, on the
next floor, about halfway back."
Wednesday.
"William, where does tbat smell of
onions come from?"
"Comes t'm the Cluppinses's,ma'am.
Their company's gone, and tlicy uon't
have no meat to-day."
Thursday eveuiug.
"I think I notice a flavor of soap
in the atmosphere, William."
"Yes'm. The Brinkmeyers is
doin' their washin'. They do that
every two weeks."
Friday.
"Who's having fisli to-day, Will
iam?"
"The Swallingers, on the fourth
floor, the Biddlecombes, an' the Gif
fords, an' the Shadwells, on the sec
ond floor, an' the Jordleses, on the
third. The Ooraus is goin' to have
turkey, but they hain't begun to cook
it yit."
"Do you know what we are to have
for dinner, William?"
"Yes'm. Cold meat an' turnips—
but I won't tell anybody, nia'm." —
Chicago Tribune.
Half
a Bottle
Cured Ale
"About thirty years ago I fj
bought a bottle of Ayer's Hair I
Vigor to stop my hair from |
falling out. One-half a bottle !;
cured me. A few days ago my
hair began to fall out again. I j
went to the medicine shelf and 3
found the old bottle of Hair
Vigor just as good as when I
bought it."— J. C. Baxter,
Braidwood, 111., Sept. 2"j. 1899.
Keeps
Thirty Years
Ayer's Hair Vigor is cer
tainly the most economical prep
aration of its kind on the market.
A little of it goes a long way.
And then, what you don't need
now you can use some other
time just as well.
It doesn't take much of it to
stop falling of the hair, restore
i color to gray hair, cure dandruff,
and keep the hur soft and glossy.
There's a great deal of good and
an immense amount of satisfac
tion m every bottle of it.
51.03 a bottle. AM dragtlita.
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Write the Doctor
T 112 you do not obtain all the benefits you
l'rum the uso of tlie Vigor, write
tlirf Doctorabont it. Address,
Dr. J. C. Aykh, Lowell, Mas«.
} Thompson's Ey« Water