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In a recent paper, though, Mr. Spencer has pointed out that since the minimum difference in time be tween any parts of the United States and Europe is five hours, the business days do not overlap. Hence, the day's ■work is practically over in England, for example, bofore it begins in New York. This, of course, works immensely Rgainst the value of the transatlantic telephone, but not more so than an other consideration—that of cost. As suming the cable to cost 53,000,000, and depreciation, repairs, interest, etc., amount to the modest total of ten per cent., then, with two hours of actual use per day (all that reason ably could be hoped for), the rnte for conversation would have to bo over $7 per mipsite for the plant to pay ex penses..—Electrical Review. EVERY woman suffering from any female trouble can bo helped by Mrs. Pinkham. This statement is based on sound reasoning and an unrivalled record. 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Pinkham's Vegetable Compound I can not say enough in praise for it. I was a very sick woman with womb trouble when I began its use. bat now I am welL" Why the Sailors Wnnt Drv. Louis, an old sea dog from Austria who has sailed the briny deep front Baffin's Bay to No Man's Land, enjoyi comparing bis present position in th« American marine service to that be once occupied when sailing in nu East Indian sbip from Liverpool to Cal cntta. Tbe vessel bad been becalmed and tbe -water supply ran short during a terrible hot spell. Tho crew had to exist on mouldy sea biscuits, while tbe captain, a big bully of an Englishman, lived in luxury. Tbe crew did not ob ject to this until one day, -when every man was almost prostrated by the heat and lack of sufficient water, they dis covered that the captain, knowing the sufferings of the men, had been taking baths daily in fresh water in a tub in his cabin. Almost an open mutiny broke out, and a squad of the tars, headed by Louis, was sent aft, to see the captain about getting some more drinking water. He told the captain frankly that they knew of his taking baths daily in his cabin in fresh water, and that every instinct of humanity dictated that he should forego his fresh water baths until he reached port and gave the crew the water which be -would other wise have used for bis ablutions. The captain became livid with rage at the "audacity" of the men. "What!" be shouted. "You bloom ing lubbers want to take away from me my morning tub! Not ye, says I. I cawn't do without me tub, so I cawn't, ye know. Do ye think I can give ye all the drinkin' water ye want? Not me, says I. Get out o' here." That evening he gave each man an extra half pint of water, but he bad a fresh water bath each morning, never theless.—Chicago Inter-Oceau. Made Good Ills ltemarks. A lecturer who protested against people going to sleep during his dis quisitions on heathen lands, would, if he perceived any tendency in that di rection, introduce some queer or startling statement to revive their flagging attention. On one occasion when his audience seemed rather somnolent he thun dered out: "Ah, you have no idea of the suffer ings of Englishmen in Central Amer ica.on account of the enormous mos quitoes. A great many of these pests would weigh a pound, and they will get on the logs and bark as the white men are passing." By this time all ears and eyes were wide open, and ho proceeded to finish his lecture. Tho next day he was called upon to account for his extraordinary state ments. "But I didn't sav one mosquito would weigh a pound," he protested; "I said a great many of them would. I think perhaps a million of them might do so." "But you said they bark at tbe mis sionaries," persisted his interlocutor. "No, no, my dear sir; I said they would get on tho logs and on the bark. You misunderstood me." Wliy Sho Declined It. He pointed at liis new horseless car riage, and, with a wildly beating heart, asked: "How would you like to take a wed ding trip in such a vehicle as that?" She shook her head and replied: "No; I don't believe I would care to do so." The hope that had been in his breast left him suddenly. Tho word, which had seemed so bright and beau tiful but a moment before, became dark, and life retained none of its former sweetness. She did not love him after all. Alas! ho has been mista "Because," sho went on, interrupt ing his gloomy thoughts, "it would be possible, if we went in your private yacht, to get so much farther away from the haunts of men than if we confined ourselves to this thing. Of course, we wouldn't need to care for the crew."—Chicago Times-Herald. OLD TIMES AND NEW. Talk about the "old times!"—never times like this! Every sweetheart's loan in' to a lover's ten der kips. Talk about the "old times!" nothln' like the new! Every blessed violet jest bendln' with the dew. Talk about the "old times!"—sweet their songs an' words; But listen to the siugln' of the present mockln' birds! Talk about the "old times"—they was sweet to see, But this new world an' these now times are good enough tor m t>! jlnpiri A Case of Mild, Mild Eccentricity. "I suppose I am eccentric," said Dick Clavering "at least they tell me so; at any rate there is a story anent that, if you care to hear." "Q-o on, goon," was the unani mous vote. Dick settled himself comfortably— that is to say, threw himself back in his chair, with one leg over the back of another. "It was a queer thing to do," ho began. "What was?" "The will he made," said Dick; "but suppose ho was eccentric, too." "You forget that you haven't yet in troduced the gentleman," one of us reminded. "Well, I can't say I know him my self," returned Dick, "though I was a distant relation; he had none but dis tant relations, in fact, of whom I was the most distant. It was for that reason, perhaps, or maybe because never having seen me he disliked me less than the others, that he left me all his wealth. "The cut-off relations, you maybe sure," he continued, "looked upon my good fortune with anything but equan imity. They considered me a supplaut er, a spoiler, a sort of testamentary usurper, iu short, who had robbed thein of their rights. The nearest of blood tried to upset the will. The testator, they suid, wasn't iu his right nnud when he made it, nnd proofs were brought up of many queer things he had said and doue. "But the jury thought a mau could be queer without being crazy, and so found a verdict establishing the dis puted document. "Of course, I was hated worse than ever by the disappointed claimants, but their spite gave me small concern. With a light heart and plenty of money a man is apt to be on good terms with himself, and not to mind much what other people thiuk. "I went to spend a summer at an old-fashioned country farm, half hotel and half farmhouse, I found comfort able quarters and pleasant companions —among the later a couple of half fledged doctors, in whom the pranks aud vagaries into which exuberance of spirits often led me, seemed to excite a lively interest. They were constant ly seeking to draw me out. They seemed to think ino amusing, to find entertainment in their freaks, and to gratify them I was ever ready with some new extravagance. "One evening they iuvited me to take a ride with them to visit a friend in the neighborhood, 'a brother chip,' they said with whom they assured me I would be delighted. "It was a long ride, but wo chatted the time away, and at length, as the uight began to fall, drew up before a large building. " "This is Dr. Crotchett's,' said one of my companions. "As we alighted aiul ascended the stepc. the doctor came to the door. He received us cordially and,the cere mony of introduction over, led the way iu. He was a tall, lank man, with one of those perpetual smiles which it would l>e a relict' to see broken now and then by a frown. " 'Show Mr. Clavering up, Leech,' said he to one of his friends; 'you kuow the way, aud I have a word or two to say to brother Pellett here.' "Leecli took my arm and, at the end of a long corridor on the third floor,let me into a dimly-lighted room. I thought it a strange place to conduct a guest to, but made no remark. " 'Be seated,' said Loech; 'I shall return in a moment." "So saying he stopped out and closed the door. "Though is was summer the night air was keen, and morniug nnd even ing fires were customary. "Feeling a little chilly after our long ride 1 attempted to draw a chair which stood near the wall towards a fireplace at the end of the room. "Judge of my surprise to find the chair immovable. "My curiosity was excited—l took a survey of tho apartment. The lamp by which it was lighted hung from the ceiling out of reach. The only articles of furniture were the stationary chair, a small irou bedstead aud bedding, the former fastened to tho wall and a washstand similarly secured. I ex amined the window; it was narrow and guarded by thick irou bars. "What could be the meaning of all this? I to feel a tremor coming over me. Beads of perspiratiou stood on my forehead. I went to the door, essayed to open it, but fouud it locked from outside! I shook it violently, _ called loudly for Loech,aud then mado desperate efforts to kick down the door; but it was too strong and heavy and inspection revealed the fact that it was thickly plated with iron. "A vague feeling of horror had driven me almost frantic, when a slight grating noise attracted my atten tion. A portion of the door turned outward as if upon an hinge, disclos ing a small apperture, through which I discernod the face of Dr. Crotchett, with its rigid sickening smile. " 'What is the meaning of this?' I demanded fiercely. " 'Come, come, Mr. Clavering, be calm,' said the doctor, in his smooth, hypocritical tone; 'excitement will do you great harm, you see. Wo trust you will soon be better.' " 'Better!'l exclaimed; 'why there's nothing on earth the matter with me. " 'You are scarcely the best judge of that,' was the quiet response. " 'But I tell you I was never ill in my life,' I replied driven to frenzy by such insolent mockery. " 'Not exactly ill,perhaps,'returnod the imperturbable dootor; 'but you have not been quite yourself lately, you see—not quite,' aud he tapped his forehead significantly. "Then you take me to be crazy?' I said, bursting into a laugh at the ab surdity of the thing. " 'Well, well, if you only keep quiet and avoid excitement, we hope to bring you round in a month or so.' "I strove to dash my tlst in the fel low's face, but the aperture closed suddenly and I only skinned my knuckles. "Next morning breakfast was brought by a servant and passed through the openiug. The man was coarse and brutal lookiug, apparently of the class not usually money-proof. There could be no harm in making the trial at any 1 ate. "I had a considerable sum about me and begau with an offer sufficient, as I thought, to tempt the man's cupi dity. He rejected it, however, but in such a way as to render it evident he was only out for more. "I was to impatient to haggle. " 'Only help me out of this, and I will give you all I have,' I said, nam ing the amount. " 'l'll put you in the way of work ing your own way out,' he replied, 'that's the best I can do; but it must be a cash-up job.' " 'Put the means of escape in my hands,' I answered, 'and that moment the money goes into yours.' "With my next meal my new friend brought a small file and a coil of rope. " 'All you have to do,' he said, 'is to raise the sash and file a couple of the iron bars. Then wait till night and by means of this rope you may safely reach the grouud. It's the longest I could get, but when you reach the end you'll only have to drop a few feet. Once you're safe off I'll come in aud remove the rope, and twist up your sheet letting it hang out of your window, so that they may think you've done all this without help.' "With one baud I received my pur chase and paid the money with the other. "The little tool worked like magic. Inn couple of hours I had sawn nearly through two of the bars, leav ing barely enough to hold them in place till night set in. I could hardly wait for the darkness, but when it cnme it took but a moment to com plete the work, remove the bars, ad just th ■ rope and begin my descent. "Soon my feet hail passed the end. I was about to let go my hold, confid ing in the servant's word as to the dis tance remaining. But that man may have played me false,' something whispered; 'he may think my death the best security against the discovery of his bribery.' "I had been unable while a prisoner to look out from my window upon the grouud and now all beneath was dark ness. 1 had one way of determing the truth. I pushed my hat from my head and listened closely. Then came n souud as of some object far below bounding from cliff to cliff. It was evident that I had hung suspended over a rocky precipice and if I re leased my grasp I should be dashed to pieces. "SVitli what speed I could I clam bered back in my old quarters. Soon I heard a step outside. Doubtless it was the perfidious wretch comiug to remove the rope and arrange the sheet. I crouched so as to be hiddeu by the opening of the deor. Soou it opened inwards. Springing from my concealment I seized the villain by the throat. " 'Make the least noise and I'll strangle you,' I said through my clenched teeth. 'Now give me back my money.' " 'Do—don't choke me, and I will,' he gasped. "I relaxed my hold and the money was returned. " 'Now the key!' I demanded. "It was handed over. "Springing out of the door I closed and locked it on my late accomplice. I rushed down the stairs and along the passage to the front door. For tunately I was able to open it, aud a few moments saw me free." "But what was the motive of your imprisonment?" we asked. "Oh ! it was all a made up job b - tweeu the doctors and the disinherited relations to enable the latter to get control of my estate. The certificate of two doctors, as the law then stood, was enough to get a mau locked up as lunatic and my good friends Leech and Pellett had done me that service. But I made things disagreeable for the whole set by an action for false im prisonment afterwards." An Important Detail. "I want to see some blankets," said a lady, as she walked into a dry goods store on Woodward avenue. She was directed to the department where they were kept. Then she took from her purse a small wisp of hair tied with a blue silk ribbon. "I want to get a pair of blankets to match that," she said, holding up the little lock of hair. The clerk took her over all the blankets in stock, but, unfortunately, none would exactly match the hair. So the lady said she would have togo somewhere else. "You see, it's for my little dog, Fido," she said, "and I must have it exact," and she swept out of the store.—Detroit Free Press. i|FOR WOMAN'S BENEFIT.:: Girl* Hrlgliter Than Boy*. Professor W. E. Ashforth of Chat tanooga university, after a careful study of 4COO school children, colored and white, doclares that the number of bright girls in general greatly ex ceeds the number of bright boys, taken by grades. Professor Ashforth be lieves that this is no exception to what may be discovered in most schools throughout tho country aud he attrib utes the condition to the unguided freedom which many parents grant to boys. These influences tend to draw attention away from things which strengthen mentality, while the more severe requirements which are de manded by girlsof society are giving girls the greater mental strength. Silk Poplin Hou»e Dres«eft. Silk poplins in beautiful bright colors are worn by the smartly gowned woman this season. A gown of gray blue and poplin is made with folds of the material coming over the shoul ders and meeting in a point just above the waist. These folds outline a chem isette of ruched mousseline de soie. A bolero of lace fastens with three crystal and coral buttons, and a wide band of lace finishes the bottom of the skirt. The sleeves are perfectly plain. In soft, bright red poplin, with a bolero of cream lace and a ceinture of black velvet, this frock would be extremely smart. Of nut brown, with a chemisette of pale greeu silk or mousseline and creamy lace, is also charming for a house gown. Women'* Strength nt Golf. Golf has become so absorbing an interest to women as well as men that no seaside place seems to have much chance of success without really good links. Money spent on making aud keeping up a course is nbout as well invested as it can be. Women occa sionally make very fine golfers. Even if their driving powers are not so strong as men—and they sometimes prove to be so—their putting is often better; and the judgment bestowed on lofting shots beyond all praise. An old golfing instructor says that women seldom play a bold and showy game, but that they work clear of bunkers, hazards and long grass iu a way that tells wonderfully iu the scoring. He also declares with great gusto that 50 men lose their tempers when bunk ered aud chop wildly at the ball for one woman who makes this fatal mis take.—London Telegraph. HoMon'a I.one Pioherwomnn. Boston has a lone fisheiwoman. She enjoys the distinction of being tho only woman among the many fisher men who fringe the edges of Boston's wharves from sunrise to sunset. She comes to tho wharf almost daily at an early hour, with a small basket. She does not go home to dinner, but eats a light luncheon which she brings with her. Fishing is by no means simply a pleasure with her. To a reporter she said her fishing partly supported her self and her two little children. "I am not ashamed of my occupa tion," she went onto say. "All kinds of weather find mo on the wharf. In the morning 1 take care of the house and send the children to.school, and then come down on the wharf and fish. I never suffer auy annoyances. The men who cast their lines from the wharf treat me with the greatest respect. "How much do I get for my fish? Well, that depends. Sometimes I get as high at three cents apieee for good sized flounders. My neighbors are my best customers." The conversation was interrupted by a slight shivering of the line. A quick jerk, a series of hand over hand motious, and presently a big flounder was thrown fluttering upon the wharf. With much skill the fisherwoman pulled the hook from the gills of the flounder and threw the fish into the partly filled basket. "Business is pretty good today," she said with a smile. "Everything, you know, depends upon luck "in this business. I have sat here some days for hours without getting as much as a nibble, while those sitting beside me pulled in plenty of fish."—Boston Herald. A New Opening for Women. Among the new avenues of liveli hood which are opening up to women, that which is pre-eminently fitted for the gentlewoman is that of private secretary to some woman active iu a career, either literary, social or phil anthropic, who finds her duties great er than she can cope with single handed. "The requirements of the position are fre pieutly in the actual possession of a well-educated, intelli gent woman. ]n Washington they are perhaps more exacting than else where, especially when a society woman is the employer. With the chaugo of every administration women go there strangers to the peculiar re quirements of their position, which, being official, places them iu the very front ranks of the social life of the city. Hence, tho demand has been for secretaries of superior qualifica tions. Tho secretary of one woman conspicuously identified with the pres ent administration is herself a daugh ter of an ex-cahinet officer. Foroiuost among the attainments of a woman ■who would fill such a place should be a good, clear chirography. Further more, to be able to fill the office with that intelligence which demands a pro portionately high salary she should kuow how to write auy form of note that the requiremeuts of good society might call for; should know to accept or declino every form of invi tation, and should possess a knowl edge of an additional lauguage, pre ferably French. A communication, il one lived up to the letter of good form, should be answered in the lan guage in which it is delivered. lu Washington many meaabers of the diplomatic corps send out their invi tations in the court language, French. There is also an extensive system of bookkeeping pertaining to the duties of private secretary. There is a visit ing list to be kept, with the dates ol calls made and those returned; a record of dinners, luncheons and evenina functions given, and a similar record of those to which invitations have been received, with an additional note to be made of acceptances and regrets. —Woman's Home Compauion. Care of tlie Feet. A good deal of needless pain and often of positive ill-health is caused by neglecting to take proper care of the feet. If they are allowed to become uncomfortable exercise is at once dif ficult, and the general heallli suffers from the waut of it. A trouble-some corn or an ingrowing toe nail may be a small thing in itself, but it is often enough to cause a general lowering of the strength, and to pave the way to a severe illness. Even if there were no possibility of such serious result, it would be worth while to take such care of our feet as to enable them to carry us through life with as little trouble as possible. The great point to be observed in the care of the feet is absolute cleanli ness. The hands, being exposed to the air and sight are fre |uently washed, for we see that they are dirty, but it is often considered that a week ly or bi-weekly washing of the feet is sufficieut. Now, the result of shut ting up the feet in close fitting boots, which are necessarily deficient in ven tilation, is that they become tender, and corns are formed very leadily. The feet perspire as much as any part of the body, and unless this perspira tion is removed, it accumulates, es pecially betwoen the toes, and being poisonous waste matter, it sets up ir ritation, soreness and cracks. Tender feet will be all the better if salt, (either common or sea salt) be addod to the daily washing water, and when tired with walking a little am monia will be found wonderfully re freshing, as well as cleansing. It is a good plan to powder the feet well with boracic acid after washing and drying them, and if there is any little sore ness between the toes to place be tween them a tuft of cotton wool dipped in the powder. For corns, both hard and soft, cas tor oil i-i an excellent remedy. First soak the feet in warm water, and in the case of hard corns, remove as much of the dry, horny cuticle as possible without causing pain or bleeding, and then take a pieco of linen or cotton wool, saturated in tue oil and sprinkled over with boracic powder and apply it to the corn. Cover it with a piece of gutta perclia tissue or oil silk, or it will soil tho stocking and shoe when theso are put on. Persevere with this remedy for a few days, and though it may not ef fect a cure it will often prevent all in convenience from the corns for months together. Fashion Notes. More real lace will be worn during the winter season than ever before. The small, chic toque in vogue is al most a replica of one worn two years since. After the craze for gray has subsid ed what shall we look for? Brown is about due. All over jackets are very smart over white or light colored frocks, with taf feta girdles and lawn, mull or taffeta hats. There is no end of fancy shirt waists this season to wear with tailor made coats and skirts of cloth, tweed and cheviot. White, which has been so very popular all through the summer, still seems likely to remaiu in high favor, even during the winter months. The new fringes are very attractive. They vary in width from one to twelve inches, and are made of silk, beads or chenille, separately or combined. The foulards shown in the stores are tigured, many of them, iu con trasting colors. Taffetas in stripes and checks, iu black and white aud iu brighter shades are very pretty aud make very trim looking waists. As to lining, heavy but soft silk is used this season, rather than tafl'eta for the skirts, and the best tailors use stout satin to line the waists with, as it has the advantage of slidiug on easily over any kind of a waist. A novelty is a short, tight overskirt that ends above the knees. This is cut the same length front aud back and with a straight edge. It is not particularly graceful, but has a smart appearance on a certain kind of cloth gown. One of the new fads is the wearing of coral. This pretty but old-fashioned stone, once a favorite for children, particularly for necklaces and brace lets, now bids fair to become popular with the smartest of toilets. Any pos sible chance of economy in this line is dispelled by the fashion of setting them round with diamonds. A Soaplen* Country. In spite of British rule, India is still virtually a soapless country. Through out the villages of Hiudostan soap is indeed regarded as a natural curios ity, and it is rarely, if ever, kept in stock by the native shopkeeper. Iu the towns it is sold to a certaiu ex tent, but how small this is may be gathered from the fact that tho total yearly consumption of soap in India is about 100,000 hundredweight—that is to say, every 2300 persons use on un average only 112 pounds of soap among them, or, in other words, con siderably less than au ounce is the average consumption a person.