THE TWO DOLLS. Said the Pink Taper Doll to the Purple Paper Doll, "Oh! how I wish that I were made of wood!" flaid the Purple Paper Doll to the rink I'aper Doll. "I'm sure I think that paper's just as Rood." Said the Pink Taper Doll to the Purple Paper Doll, "Oh! how I wish that I were made of wax!" Said tho Purple Paper Doll to the Pink Paper Doll. "Tour facis would soon be seamed with tiny cracks." Said the Tink Paper Doll to the Purple Taper Doll, "Oh! how I wish I were made of bisque!" Said the l'urple Paper Doll to the Tink Taper Doll, "Of breaking you would run an awful ri9k." Said the Pink Paper Doll to the Turple Taper Doll, "Oh! how I wish I were of worsted knit!" Said the Purple Taper Doll to the Pink Paper Doll, "I don t believe you'd like It, dear, a bit." Said the Pink Taper Doll to the Turple Tnper Doll. "Oh! how 1 wish that I wore made of rags!" Said the Turple Taper Doll to the Tink Taper Doll, "Then the junkman'd carry you off in his bags." Said the Pink Taper Doll to the Purple Papor Doll, "Oh! how 1 wish that I were made of rub ber! 3aid tho Purple Paper Doll to the Pink Paper Doll, "We usod to know one, and we used to snub her." Said tho Pink Paper Doll to the Purplo Paper Doll. "Oh! how I wish I were made of china!" Said the Purple Paper Doll to the Pink Paper Doll, "You'd b<" old-fashioned, and they'd name you Dinah." Said tho Pink Taper Doll to the Purple Papor Doll, "Well, then I'm glad that I'm a papor doil." Said the Purple Paper Doll to tho Tink Taper Doll, "I tliiuk it is the best, dear, after all!" —Carol>n Wells, in Tuck. J'DEACON"^"GREY'S i I CHOICE. | | BV HELEN WHITNEY CLACK. J "Well," Mrs. FerobiaCymouds laid aside her new poke-bonnet, with its lavender ribbons, and slipped off her plum-colored alpaca dress, while a smile of satisfaction spread itself over ha- rather sharply marked features. "If Deacon Grey don't mean some thing by his attentions theu I'm mis taken." It was prayer meeting night, and Deacon Grey had just esco' ted the widow to her domicile. "This is the third *ime haud-rnnning that he took me home evening; beside last Sunday was two weeks ago that he walked to church with me." Mrs. Ferobia's method of expres sion was somewhat mixed, but her facts were undeniable. The deacon had escorted lier to and from evening prayer meeting on several occasions, aud had thus be come the subject of much gossip among the village folks. "Deacon Grey's asprucin' up, "they caidr "Lookin' rouud for a wife, of course. Wal, he mout do worse, though the Widow Cymonds is poor *3 a church-infuse, fur as property's eonsamcd." They £aid nothin' of Widow Cy mouds' temper, however, which was js uncomfortable to encounter as the barbed-wire fence which surrounded the deacon's well-kept farm. Possibly, the widow had a talent for concealing any little acerbities of tem per frvm tbe outside world, aud be- Btoving her ill-nature only ou tbe members of her own household. "Yes," she mused, tapping the home-made carpet with her foot, while a shrewd look shone in her steel-gray eyes—"yes, to my mind it's just as good as settled, and I mean to do over my wedding-dress. I ain't worn it much,and it'll save buying a new one. But there's one thing about it"—here the widow put her foot down emphat ically— "that old maid sister of the deacon's has got to do most of the work, if she lives with us. I don't have any shiftless, do-nothing folks about ire; but of course I won't say a Word now." "La!" said Miss Letitia Tipes, pop ping her head into the widow's sit ting-room, bright and early tbe next morning—"la, now, Feroby! is it set tled yet? I'm dying to know!" "Well —ahem!" said the widow, looking conscious and trying to blush " 'taiu't exactly settled—that is,the time ain't set, but it's all understood between us, you know." "Of course," assented Miss Pipes. "Well, I reckoned it was understood, that you are as good as engaged, of course. How soon do you think it'll be?" "Well," said the widow, medita tively," not before fall, I dou't reckon. You sec, I've got a light smart lot of sewing on haud—and some quilting to do, too. There's that piny-bud quilt I put together last winter, aud a rising-sun JJorcas is making." "Ooing to keep Dorcas with you?" "No, I ain't" snapped the widow, tartly—Dorcas was her stepdaughter. "She ain't nothing to me, an' I shan't keep her no longer thau to git the sewing done up, au' the apple-butter making an' preserving over; then I'm a-going to tell her to find some other hon:e." f 'Jes' so," assented Miss Pipes. And before night it was all over town that the Widow Cymonds was to be married to Deacon Grey, in the fall —just as Mrs. Cymonds meant it •hould be. And at last the gorgeous pinev-bud and (he refulgent glories of the rising ■un were nearly finished and laidaway [la the big, old-fashioned chest of drawers in the best chamber. A ten-gallon keg was filled with translucent, crimson-clear apple-bat ter, and the swinging-shelf in the cel lar was covered with jars of preserves and umber-lined jelly—all made by Dorcas Cymouds' deft fingers. And now the sparkling frosts of October had turned the dogwood and sassafras leaves to red, and the cliiu capins and over-cup acorns were drop ping ou the crisp, brown grass in the woodlands and now pretty, brown eyed, industrious Dorcas was told that she must find another home, and look out for herself in the great future. "For I expect to be married before long, and shan't want to be burdened with any hangers-on, "said the widow, heartlessly. Tears sprang into tbe sweet, brown eyes, but Dorcas turned away to hide them from her stepmother's sharp gaze. Poor Dorcas! She knew no more of the wide world and its ways than a half-fledged robin, but she started out with a brave heart to seek her fortune. One text from the Eook of Divine Revelations came into her heart to comfort her—"l have never seen the righteous forsaken, nor his seed beg ging bread;" and somehow Dorcas felt that kind Pro\idence had not forsaken her. Mrs. Cymouds put ou her best dress, tied her lavender bonnet-strings in a becoming bow under her chin, and looked at herself in the mirror with a smile of satisfaction. "He'll be certain to come to the sewiug-societv today, and who knows what may happen, as we walk home together! My, but won't Letitia Pipes be mad! She almost turns green with envv now, when the deacon walks with me." But Deacon Grey did not make his appearance at tbe sewing-circle, and the widow returned home in a some what different mood from that in which she had set out. "What in common sense he means by not coming I don't see!" she said, crabbedly. "And that Letitia Pipes was glad of it—looked like she wanted to titter l ight out, when I had to put on my bonnet and start home alone." The afternoon bad worn away, and the sun was sinking fiery shafts of crimson beneath the far-off western horizon. "Who in creation'sa-coming now?'- grumbled the widow,as a lithe, slender figure swung ffpen the front gate, and tripped up the path to the cottage door. It was Dorcas,her brown eyes shin ing and her cheeks glowing like a full blown Jacqueminot rose. "Back again, like a bad penny!" cried the widow,crossly. "You'll have to stay all night, I s'pose; but I've told you once I couldn't keep you— and I can't!" "I've only come for my things," said Dorcas, deiuuredly, her cheeks dimpled with smiles and blushes. "The deacon's out in the buggy wait ing for me." "The deacon?" gasped the widow, astounded. "Yes. I—l'm married to Deacon Grey," exclaimed Dorcas, while her stepmother glowed in wrath and dis may. "I met him at the stile, this moruing, and I think he married me out of pity, for I was crying a little, you know, to think I had no home to goto. So he took me to the parson age and we were married, and went home to dinner. Aud here's the dea cou coming in uow for my trunk." "Well,well!" exclaimed Miss Letitia Pipes, when she heard the news. "But a body might a-known it was Dorcas the deacon was a-courting. But I'll bet a button Feroby is as mad as a wet hen about it!" And so she was.—Saturday Night. Source of the American Temperament The American over-teusiou aud jerki ness and breathlessness aud intensity and agony of expression are primarily Social, and oulv secondarily physiolog ical phenomena. They are bad habits, nothiug more or less, bred of custom and example, born of the imitation ol bad models and the cultivation of false personal ideals. How are idiom? acquired, how do local peculiarities ol phrase and accent come about? Through an accidental example set bv someone, which struck the ears of others, aud was quoted and copied till at last everyone in the locality chimed in. Just so it is with national tricks of vocalization or intonation, with national manners, fashions of move ment aud gesture, and habitual ex pressions of face. We, here in America through following a succession of pat tern-setters whom it is uow impossible to trace, and through influencing each other in a bad direction, have at last settled down collectively into what, for better or worse, is our own char acteristic natioual type—a type with the production of which, so far as these habits go, the climate and con ditions have had practically not hi up at all to do.—Professor William James, in Scribner's. The Forto llican Leuion, The thin-skiuued le.nou is not in digenous to Porto Rico; there is,how ever, a small citron which looks like au immense lemon, with a rind nearlj half au inch thick, which cracks open as the fruit yellows. It is rather dry, and not very sour, and the juice i» used with sugar aud water as a bever age. Tbe rind is highly aromatic anc has an economic value. There are nc drawbacks to future lemon-culture,thf soil and the climate of the mountair uplands being very suitable. Sweet lemons with a bitter-sweet taste grow very profusely in several sections, though they are seldom gathered, un less it be to make from them a sort o' conserve, or to use them medicinally sinte they are considered of some tlier apeutic value in malarial fevers.—Har per'a Weekly. I THE REALM OF FASHION. 1 NEW YORK CITY (Special).—Clus ters of fine tacks are an important feature of the fnew shirt waists, wheth er made of silk, wool or cotton fab rics. White Persian lawn, with frills WOMAN'S TUCKED SHIRT WAIST. of fine white embroidery edging the box pleat in centre-front, forms the ideal warm weather waist here illus trated. Six tucks are represented in each cluster on back and fronts. The novel adjustment of the back brings the straight lines of tucking to meet at the waist line. The fronts aud back join in shoulder and under-arm seams, and are smartly adjusted with out linings. The fronts are held eas ily between the groups of tucking at the top, and gathers give a slight blouse effect at the waist line, the back being drawn snugly by gathers at the waist. A narrow baud finishes the neck and holds the studs with j which the standing collar of white linen is adjusted. The stylish one-seam sleeves have the slight fulness now approved by fashion, gathered at the top and wrists, the straight link cuffs being shaped with rounded corners. Laps finish the cuff openings to the sleeves BOLE R l W A WO MA V. in back, and a white leather belt with silver buokle is worn around the waist. White or colored taffeta made in this style is exceptionally stylish, with narrow knife pleating edging the box pleat in front. Cords may be inserted in the taoks if that effect is desired. Zephyr, madras, wash cheviot, per cale, dimity, nainsook or wash silks in plain, striped or checked effect make up smartly by the mode. To make this shirt waist for a woman of medium size will require three and one-quarter yards of ma terial thirty inches wide. A French Organdie Costume. In the accompanying large illustra tion French organdie that shows yellow carnations with their natural green foliage, on a ground of pale blue, is effectively made up over pale yellow nearsilk. The foot ruffles, bolero and sleeve caps are of plain blue organdie trimmed with narrow frilled blue satin ribbon. A stock of blue satin rib bon is daintily bowed at the left of throat, and a crush belt of the same encircles the waist. Fitted body lin ings that close in centre-front support the full fronts and back portions of waist, the under-arm gores giving a smooth adjustment. The bolero fronts are included with the shoulder and under-arm sean\s,nnd, with the round ed sleeve caps, may be omitted if not desired. Fitted linings are aUo pro vided for the sleeves, but both waist and sleeves may be made up without linings if so preferred. This method is advisable when the gown may be worn over different colored slips. The wrists are completed with pretty, flaring cuffs, and the neck has a collar that flares to match. The skirt is especially designed for thin or wash fabrics, having smooth front and side gores that flare stylishly, while the straight back breadth is gathered closely at the top and falls in graceful folds to the foot. Narrower frills or only those of ribbon may be used,bands of insertion or ruchings of the organ die forming effective decoration. Soft India and wash silks, foulards, grena dine, challie and veiling, Madras per cale, lawn, sateen, gingham and other wash fabrics may be daintly trimmed with lace, edging, bands, of insertion, braid or ribbon, frizzed or applied plain in lattice or vandyked style. The Round Waist In Vo&rue. The round waist is still very much in evidence, not only on fancy day aud evening toilettes, but also on cos tumes of vicuna, drap d'ete and fab rics of similar character designed for general wear. Imparting a Dremj Eltect. These fashionable accessories im part a dressy effact to otherwise plain waists, and lend just that charm of variety that is essential -to style and necessary where the wardrobe is lim ited. No. 1 shows a plastron vest with pointed revers that reach to the waist line. The fancy stock collar is shaped in one piece and rises to points in the back, where the closing is made in centre. The plastron, vest and collar are made of white satin, over laid with all-over cream point deVenise lace. The collar has a narrow edging of lace and is lined with satin. The revers are of finely tucked satin, the tucks be ing made in the material before the pat tern is laid on, and the edges are finished with insertion and iace edging to match. Canvas or stiff crinoline is used to interline each portiou, the vest and revers having a lining of white China silk. No. 2 shows a chemisette extending to the bust with short revers and pointed tie ends. White corded taffeta is the material chosen, lace and inser tion furnishing the decoration. To the stock collar are joined two rounded sections of velvet in some becoming color that flare stylishly at the sides and back. Pointed tie ends are gath- erod closely nnder a knot of the silk and joined to the end of chomisette where the lapels meet. Pique, duck, linen, all-over embroidery, tucked lawn, lace, insertion or plain ribbon make attractive aooessories. To make No. 1 will require five eighths of a yard of twenty-two inch material for plastron and collar, five eighths of a yard of tucking for revers, one and one-half yards insertion, one and one-quarter yards of lace and one yard of lace to edge collar. 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