What a foolish idea Chin* has got I ]ft really iinogiues it should be con sulted whenever a foreign power wants to clip oft' a few hundred square mile* of its territory. American soldiers in the Philip pines are fighting with superb courage and fortitude. The fact occasions great satisfaction, but not the slightest sur prise. American soldiers have neve* learned to fight in any other way. Americans have been so confident from the beginuing that affairs in Samoa would be rationally adjusted that they have had no great interest in the means employed. A commis sion with plenipotentiary powers, sit ting on the ground, is as good a way is any. The organization of a naval reserve »u Honolulu, which is about to be un dertaken with the full approval of Secretary Long, is a thoroughly com mendable movement. The organiza iion of such a body at that port along the lines which have been followed by the reserves in this country will pro vide an emergency force at one of the aiost important of all our naval out posts, and there may be times when it will prove of almost incalculable use fulness to National interests in the Pacific oceau. The project is an un mistakable sign that the process of Americanizing Hawaii is making rapi(' headway. Bronze monuments in London have a hard time of it, and so have those whose duty it is to keep such bronzes in good order. Boelim's statue of Carlyle stands on the Chelsea Em bankment, where with smoke soot, acid exhalations aud dampness Car lyle was soon coated with oxides. Chelsea officials did not understand the fine effects of a patine. They scrubbed Carlyle aud got him clean, and next painted him black, following Froude's ways. There came much fault-findiug. Then the Chelesa au thorities removed the paint, re- Bcrubbed Carlyle over again, and he now appears as a mottled philosopher. The Prince of Wales has organized a "League of Mercy," with the imme diate object of promoting the London hospital fund which bears his name, and to organize all workers in this and similar canses. In this connec tion an "Order of Mercy" has been established, which will be conferred as a reward for gratuitous persona? services rendered in the relief of sick ness aud suffering. None can be ad mitted to the order without the sanc tion of the queen, and the decoration of the order may be worn on all occa sions, but gives no rank. It is dis tinctly stated that personal service only aud not gifts of money will re ceive merit from this order. Anglo-Saxon bluejackets in Samoa are doing the work of the internation al police of civilization, says the New York Commercial Advertiser. British jailors have been doing this work all over the world for generations. In the last generation German sailors have enlisted in the international po lice. Though they have good will,the Germans have made some blunders from lack of experience. Now the American navy is doiug its share of the work, as part of the regular international force, after some bril liant voluuteer service with the British in China and Japan. The union is happy. The work is fit for the Teu tonic temper, and the union of the three nations in it is the best guaranty for the maintenance of order, in these parts of the world that have not learned to organize their own police and command for themselves. The Connecticut savings banks in creased their deposits last year bj 5T,512,700, and of this sum $7,16-4,082 came in deposits of SIOOO aud more. Only 8348,018, iu other words, came from deposits of less thau SIOOO. How much of this came from deposits of over $500? The statistics do not follow the matter down to that point. Enough is shown, however, to indi cate that the savings banks of Con necticut are existing today largely foi Hie accommodation of the wealthy ilasses. Of the total deposits of 81(53,482,498, only $63,544,098 stand* to the account of persons whose de posits are less than SJOGO. More than $54,000,000 is to the account of indi vidual deposits above S2OOO. The Norwich Dime Savings society has one individual deposit of $54,507, and the Norwich Dime Havings bank has one deposit of $42,991. Several other banks carry single deposits in exceß? of $20,000. There are not less than 271 individual deposits in the savings banks of Connecticut above SIO,OOO, and 15,142 hetween S2OOO and $lO,- 000. There are as many as 33,928 in dividual acconnts of from SIOOO to S2OOO. Some girls in Greater New Yorl have formed a trust against young men who drink. A young men's trust determined tc» purchase no more choc olate creams itvould soon drive th' girls' syndicate to the wall. The sea serpent has been caught once more. He has two heads, one at each end, probably, but is only sixty feet long. He went ashore in a tidal wave on one of the Solomon is lands. So the waiting public is foiled again. Solomon's islands are too fa» for a view of the sea serpent. Canada has preserved the famous Plains of Abraham by paying the nom inal rent of SIOO a year, but this ar rangement is now broken, aud the field has been surveyed for building lots. Hosts of Americans will join the Canadians in protesting against the transformation of the historic bat tlefield into a thickly settled suburl of Quebec. The Salvation Army proposes to cel ebrate the close of the century in s characteristic way. Iu honor of Gen eral Booth, who is 70 next April, Mr. Bramwell Booth is asking, among other things, for 70,000 new soldiers, an increase of 70,000 in the circulation of the army's newspapers,aud 350,00 C to be placed in the general's hands, "to be used in such work and fashion as he may in his wisdom think desira ble." * The state of Nebraska has marked an epoch in its history by repealing the state bounty law on tree-planting, pas -ed only twenty years ago. Iu the interval Nebraska has been trans formed from a desert to a garden, and the necessity for timber cultivation no longer exists. The course of this western state ill this matter is iu marked contrast with the policy which in the state of New York has permitted wholesale forest destruction. A tree less state is necessarily a desert, aud New York can atl'ord to learn a lesson from Nebraska. The English language belongs to the Teutonic brauch of the Aryan speaking peoples. Its additions ol Freuch, Latin, Greek aud other for eign elements, though they have made its grammar somewhat irregular, also have made it the most forcible and most flexible of modern tongues. Y'es, it is "fast becoming a popular talk." Mulhall, iu his Dictionary of Statis tics, states that in 1801 it was spoken by 20,520,000 persons, aud in 1891 by 111,100,000 persons. His estimate for 1891 probably is far too low. There are about 500 languages, using the word "lauguage" to mean widely sep arated dialects of the same family oi division. Experts agree that two of the most important engineering enterprises now under way are the building, in Africa, of the railway up the Nile to Kar toum, possibly of later extension to the African lakes still further south, where the Nile takes its rise, and the Uganda railway iu British East Africa, running from the Indian ocean to Victoria lake. These two lines will, beyond a doubt, sometime meet in mid-Africa and complete an all-Brit ish route south from the Mediteranean across the equator to the Indian ocean, leaving connections with Bnluwayo and the Cape for a later date. The Uganda railway has its eastern ter minus at Mombasa, a British base just north of Zanzibar. The place is about four degrees south of the equator,and work on the line was originally begun two or three years ago. Thero has been an aggregate advance of about 96 n iles in seven months. It seems reasonable to argue, from the late extraordinary agitation over the illness of Mr. Kipling, that the writer's trade is iu a better case than it used to be, thinks Life. What a first-class literary success means in money under the present international copyright arrangements is to be tested,and it is possible that Mr. Kip ling will bo the first to test it. As yet no writer has come to the big new market with such a line of wares as Walter Scott or Dickens sold. Steven ion had only half a chance. The man who in these days can goon for, say thirty years, producing annually one rolurne of fiction, which is indispensa ble to the comfort of the average English reading family, is liable, if he keeps out of the publishing busi ness aud eschews real estate specula tions, to accumulate a very comforta ble estate. And besides the money, there is fame; and besides fame, there is the opportunity to make au impor tant impression on the contemporary miud. When the recovery of a popu lar writer from an illness is matter for world-wide rejoicing, we must consid er that the literary business is pretty geod. NATURE'S WEPROOf. "There hain't ns Rammer oomln'," said the Why, the songsters are in training, and we'll grumbler In dismay, soon hear from the lark. And he trudged throughout the woodland* Buds are peeping out o'er hillocks; trees are where the leafless trees stood guard, smiling through the rain, Where the scene around him darkened and That will make them love the sunshine when all Nature's grace was marred, it comes to them again. By the blasts of cold midwinter that had sternly held their sway. "There hain't no summer comin'," but But above a ruffled red-breast thrilled a adown one storm-strewn dell happy little song, Itomped a playful squirrel, happy In the And a sparrow chirped with pleasure as he knowledge of a day winged his way along. That was soon to bring its blessings and the violets of May. "There hain't no summer comin'." Why, While some stream in gurgling protest, as since now the sky is dark, upon the moss It fell, Must the sun forever leave us just because it Mingled music of the sunshine with the rests awhile? music of the rain, Can't the frowns of bleak December be re- And roused up a sleeping flower that for placed by Maytlme's smile ? months bad lifeless lain. —W. Livingston Larned. r THE SILENCE OF SIMEON SAYLES. <|S BY J. L. HARBOUR. "I wish to goodness, Simeon Sayles, hat you would shut up and keep shut up!" said Myra Sayles iu a weary tone *nd speaking as if the words were forced from her against her will. "You do, hey?" replied her brother Simeou, sharply and irritably. Ho litd been scolding about some ;rifling matter for nearly half an hour, ind his sister Myra had listened in patient silence. Now she spoke be cause he had said something peculiar >y annoying, and when he had replied 10 sharply she said: "Yes, I mean it, Simeon Sayles. I get so sick and tired of your eternal scolding aud blainiug that I just wish sometimes you'd shut your mouth and never open it again while you live." "You do, hey?" "Yes, I do." There was a sullen silence in the room for three or four minutes; the wrinkles on Simeon's brow deepened, and his lips were pressed more aud more lightly together. Suddenly he opened them with a snap and a defiant toss of his head. "Very well, Myra Sayles, I will 'shut up,' aud I'll stay 'shut up,' and you'll see how you like it." "I'll have some peace, then," re plied Myra, shortly. Yet she looked at her brother curiously. The Sayleses were noted in the jountry roundabout for rigidly adher iug to every resolution they made. The thought now came into Myra's mind, "Will he do it?" She had, not meant him to take her remark literal ly. Simeou was as iron-willed as any of the family, aud yet Myra felt that he could not keep such a vow long. It was necessary for him to talk. So she laid: "I guess you'll be gabbling away fast enough before night. There's no such good luck as your keeping still very long." Simeon made no reply, but took his ►ld straw hat from a noil behind the door aud went out into the barnyard, walking very erect, but with little jerks, indicating that the Sayles tem per was high in him. "Now he'll go out to the barn and putch around out there a while and maybe putch all evening in the house sud then talk a blue streak all day to morrow to make up for the time lie's lost keeping still. I declare, if the men-folks can't be the tryiugest!" She stitched away steadilv on the sheet she was turning until the clock struck t!, when she jumped up hastily. "Mercy," she exclaimed, "I'd no idea it was so late! I hope to good ness the fire hasn't gone out. I must gei the kettle on and supper ready. I did intend making some of tfie flannel rakes Simeon likes so much, to put him in good humor,but I don't believe I shall have time now." Nevertheless, there was a plate of steaming hot "flannel cakes" aud a bowl of maple syrup before Simeon's plate when he came iu to supper half an hour later. He ate the cakes in stubborn si lence. "Are you going to Seth Badger's after supper," Myra asked, "to see him about helping you cut that grass tomorrow?" After waiting in vain for the answer, Myra said: "I want to know it if you do go, be cause I want to send Mrs. Badger a waist pattern of hers I borrowed last week." No reply from Simeon. His sister gave her head an impatient toss, and they finished the meal iu silence. When it was done Siineou went to a little table iu a corner of the room, pulled out the drawer aud took from it a scrap of blank paper aud a stnb of a lead peucil. Myra took the supper dishes into the kitchen; when she came into the room again Simeon hauded her the scrap of paper. On it was written: "I'm a-going over to Bndget's now." Myra dropped the bit of paper on the floor and stared hard at her brother. "Well, Simeon Sayles!" she said at last. "I call this carrying matters pretty far. Before I'd make myself so ridiculous, I'd— What yon goiug to do when you get over to Badger's? You'll look smart writing out what you've got to say over there,now won't you? You'll make yourself the laugh ing-stock of the country if you go around writing out what you've got to say when you've got as good a tongue in your head as anybody." Simeou made no reply, bnt picked up the bit of pencil aud wrote on another scrap of paper: "Whare is that patern?" "I think you'd better learn to spell before you goto conversing in writing spelling 'where'with an 'a' nud 'pat tern'with only one 't'l If you don't get sick aud tired of this sort o« tom foolery before two days, I miss my guess, Simeon Sayles!" Whether he grew tirdß of it or not, Simeon Sayles said all he had to say in writing from that time forth. His only reply to his sister's ridicule and re monstrances was written in these words: "You sod you wisht I'd shut up my month aud keep it shut, and I'm a-going to do it. " He bought a little blank book, in which he kept a pencil, and all his communications to the world and to individuals were made through the medium of this book aud pencil. The neighbors said that "the Savleses always were a queer lot, any how;" that some of Simeon's ancestors had been rather ecentric, aud that Simeon himself had never seemed quite like other men. No matter how true this may have been, his sister Myra was a thoroughly well-balance.l woman, with a large fund of strong common sense, and her brother's freak caused her great secret mortification aud distress, ultho.igh she had de clared at the beginning of it:"lt will be an actual rest to me to get rid of your eternal scolding!" But Simeon had not scolded "eter nally," as Myra felt obliged to confess to herself in her reflective moments. He was, indeed, somewhat iuti rin of temper and sometimes gave himself up to prolonged tits of petulance, but there had been davs and even weeks at a time when Simeon had been as serene of mind and as companionable as any mau. "This freak of his is harder to put up with at the table than at any other place or time," his sister confessed to a sympathetic neighbor. "Sometimes it just seems as if I'd fly. There he sits as mum us a grindstone. Some times I try to rattle away just as if nothing was the matter, but I cau never keep it up very long. I've tried all sorts of little tricks to catch him unawares aud make him speak once, but he won't be caught. One day, just when he'd come in from the field, I smelt something burning so strong that I said, 'I do believe the house is on tire,' and he opened his mouth as if to speak and then clapped it shut agiiin and whipped out that abominable little book and wrote, 'Whare?' "I was so put out that I flung the book clear out into the gooseberry bushes. I really doubt if he ever does speak again in this world, and the prospect is pleasant for me, isn't it?" The two lived alone in the old red farmhouse in which they had been born 50 y oars before. They were without kith or kin in the world with the ex ception of a much younger sister named Hope, who had married a pros perous young farmer and had gone out west to live. It had been a time of preat sorrow to them when this pretty, vonngsister had married Henry Norton and gone from the old house. They rejoiced in her happiness, of course, and were quite sure that Hope had "done well," but it was none the less hard to give her up. . She was only '2l years old at the time aud so much younger than her brother and sister, that their affection for her was much like that of a father and a mother for an only child. They had lavished the tenderest love of their lives on Hope,and their affection had not lessened by her absence. In the years since they had seen Hope's pretty face and heard her cheery voice they often talked of her. Myra had always stood as a strong wall between Hope and harm or trouble of any kind, and this loving thought fulness had kept her from writing a word to her sister about their brother's strange silence. "I wouldn't have Hope know it for anything," Myra had said; "it would worry the child so. And there's no danger of Simeon writing it. He'd be ashamed to." During all the fall and through oue whole long, wretched winter the iron willed Simeon kept his resolve not to speak,and a decided shake of his head or a written "No" was his reply to Myra's often repeated question, "Don't you ever inteud to speak again?" Oue day in May a neighbor, coming from the town, brought Myra a letter that gave to her troubled heart the wildest thrill of joy it had known for many a day. Hope was coming home! She had written to say that she would arrive on Wednesday of the following week with her little girl of three years aud that they would spend the entire summer in the old home. Catching up her suubonnet, Myra ran all the way to the distant field in which Simeou was at work, holding the letter out as she ran aud calling out before she reached him: "O Simeou! Simeon! A letter from Hope! She's •coining home! She'll be here next week with lier lit tle Grace, that we've never seen! Only think of it—Hope's coming home!" Simeon was plowing. He reined up his horses with a jerk and opeued and shut his mouth three or foar times; but no sound came from his lips. His face wore a half-wild, half-frighteued look,and. his hand trembled as he held it out foi the letter. "Simeon! Simeon!" cried Myra, with quivering voice and tearful eyes, "surely you'll have to speak now!" He shook his head slowly and sadly as he sat down on the plow to read the letter. He handed it back in silence and turned away his head when he saw the tears streaming down Myra's cheeks, and he bit his lip until it al most bled when he heard her sob as she turned togo back to the house. When he came to dinner he read the letter again, but he and Myra ate iD silence. Hope came a week from that day. Myra went to the railroad station three miles distant to meet her. "It'll be better for me to meet her than for you, if you are bound and de termined to keep up this nonsense while she's here," said Myra. "She doesn't kuow a thing about it; you may be sure I haven't written a word of it to the poor child, aud I dread tc tell her of it now. It's a shame, a burn ing shame, Simeon Wayles, lor you to spoil Hope's first visit home just to carr j out a silly vow that it was wicked for you ever to make in the first place. It's a piece of wickedness right straight through!" A visible pallor had come into Sim eon's face at the mention of Hope's little girl. No one knew how much aud how tenderly this little girl whom he had never seen had been in his thoughts. He was fond of children, and no child in the world could be as dear to him as this little girl of Hope's. He and Myra had looked forward so eagerly to the time when Hope should bring her to them, and they read so proudly of all her infantile charms and accomplishments as set forth in Hope'e letters! He stole softly into the seldom opened parlor when Myra had gone. Several photographs of Hope's little girl, taken at different stages of her infantile career, were in the ulbnin on the parlor table. Simeon took up this album and gazed at these photographs, one by one, with unhappy eye-f. He waudered round the house and yard until the time drew ueur for Myra's return with Hope and little Grace. Then he went down the road to meet them. He had gone jjerhaps a quarter of a mile when ho sat down by the wayside to wait until they should drive around a turn in the road a hundred yards or more distant. He had waited not more than five minutes when he heard the sound of wheels and voices around the curve in the road. He heard the sudden,sweet laugh of a child and was on his feet iD an instant. At that same instant a man on a bi cycle dashed past him. Bicycles were still an almost unheard of thing in that part of the country. Simeon had never seeu but three or four of them, and the appearance of thi,s one whirl ing along at such speed startled him. Its rider sent it flying on down the roud, and it whirled around the curve, to the surprise of Miss Myra and to the terror of old Hector, tliti horse she was driving. The reins were lying loosely in Myra's hands, aud before 9he could gather them up old Hector jumped aside, reariug and plunging, and the next instant he was racing madly down the road with the reins dragging the ground on either side of him, while Hope clung to little Grace and screamed. "Whoa! Whoa, Hector!" cried Myra in a voice so awful with terror that it frightened old Hector the more. "Whoa, Hector, whoa!" This time old Hector pricked up his ears, for the voice that spoke was a firm, commanding one, and the next moment a strong hand grasped his bridle while the voice repeated: "Whoa! Whoa!" It was a harsh, stern voice, but it sounded like the sweetest music in Myra's ears. It was Simeon's, and Simeon was holding to the bit. He held it until old Hector came to a halt, aud then lie turned aud said calmly: "Don't be scared, Hope, child; you're all right now. Give me the little one." He held out his arms aud Hope put the little girl iuto them, saving as she did so: "It's your Uncle Simmy, dear! Put your arms around his neck and give him n kiss, and let him hear how well you can say 'Uncle Simmy.' " A pair of soft little arms stole around Simeon's sunburned neck; a soft little cheek was laid on his rough, bearded one, and when she had kissed bin 1 twice she said: "Dee Xuncle Thimmy!" "The blessed littlecreetur!" he said, winking his eyes and hugging her close to his heart. Aud when she and her mother were asleep iu Hope's old room that night, Simeon came into the kitchen where Myra was setting some bread to rise and softly humming a gospel hymn of praise out of the joy of her heart, and Simeon said: "Well, Myra—" "Well, Simeon?" "Well—er—well, what did Hope say, auyliow, when you told her?" "When I told her what? Oh,about your—your —la, Simeon, the minute I clapped eyes on that blessed child I knew there wasn't any use in telling Hope anything about it. I knew you'd just have to speak to that baby! So I never lisped a syllable abont it to Hope, and she never shall know a word about it if I can help it. I wish you'd fetch me in a basket of nice, dry chips. The moon shines so bright you can see to pick them tip. I want a quick fire in the morning,so I can have hot biscuits for Hope's breakfast. She always was so fond of them." And Simeon took the chip-basket and went out into the moonlight, his long-silent lips softly humming the same song of praise Myra had beeD singing.—Youth's Companion. / CREAT LADY. This Is the Queen of Nonsense LauJ, She wears her bonnet on her hand; Bhe carpets her ceilings and frescoes heS floors, i She eats on her windows and sleeps on hetf doors. Oh, ho! Oh. ho ! to think there could be A lady so sllly-down-dilly as she! •She goes for a walk on an ocean wave. She fishes for cats In a coral cave; She drinks from an empty glass of milk, And lines her potato trees with silk. I'm sure that forever and never was seen So foolish a thing as the Nonsense Queen I She ordered a wig for a blue bottle fly, And she wrote a note to a pumpkin pie: She makes ali the oysters wear emerald rings, And does dozens of other nonsensiblQ things. Oh ! the scatterbrained, sbatterbrained lady so grand, tier Boyal Sky highness of Nonsense Land! Carolyn Wells, in Puck. HUMOROUS. A boy of 15 thinks he is too old to tun errands, but after he is 2. r > and married he begins again. "Cousin Josephine hides her deaf ness with great tact." "How? 1 ' "She talks all the time." "D'yer tbink Bunker's reached the ige of discretion yet?" "Well, hard ly ! He's getting married for th« third time." Old Gentleman (to convict) —What is the most objectionable feature you find in prison life, my dear friend'i Convict—Wisitors. "Love levels all tliiugs," sighed the sad-eyed swain, with a pang of pain, as his sweetheart sat on his new higb Bilk hat and smashed it Hat. "What are you doing, Tomny?" "S andin' before the lookin' glass," said Tommy; "I wanted to see how I would look if I was twins." His Daughter—Yes, the story ends in the same old way; they marry and live happy ever after. The Furniture Man—Ah 1 Antique finish ! He kissed her! She neither drew buck nor turned red, Ami she did not deliver a slnp on his ear; He kissed her! No word by the lady was said- She had censed to be thrilled—they'd been married a year. Mother—Dear me! The baby has swallowed that piece of worsted. Father—That's nothing to the yarns she'll have to swallow if she lives to grow tip. Teacher—Jolinuv, you must stay after school and work two examples. Johnny—What, and get fired from the Scholars' union for working over time? Not much ! Admiring Friend—You may not realize it, Wilson, but your daughter is a poem. Editor (with a sigh)—l do realize it. Hers is one of the few cases where I have to pay for poetry. Dixon—There goes a young man ivho is above the average. He's in rather hard luck just now, but he'll come out on top some day. Hixon— Yes; I suppose he will get bald just like the rest of us, in time. "You surely don't believe hat the man really loves you?" "1 am sure he does." "What makes you think so?" "He said he'd die for me." "That's what they all say, silly. Don't you beiieve him until he does it." Teacher—Once upon a time there were two rich men, one of whom made his fortune by honest industry, while the other made his by fraud. Now, which of these two men would you prefer to be? Tommy (after a mo ment's hesitation) —Which made the most? The C»ves of Porto Klco. It is astonishing how little is known about the geology of the island of Porto Rico and the profound manifes tations which nature has there made of her power in earth-making. At Ponce, San Juan aud Cayez no one knew of caves in the land; the people had all heard rumors of mineral wealth, but could not definitely state the localities. Even at Caguas, six miles away from a great tavern which may develop into as much of a wonder as our own Mammoth cave, few people have ever heard of it, and no one has ever seen the interior of its expansive chambers. At Aguas Buenas, which lies five miles to the westward from Caguas, the people of the little village were aware of great holes in the mountains toward the south, but only two negroes had ever explored them aud they only to a limited extent. The owner of this unknown marvel »112 Porto Rico is Senor Mnnoz.n large coffee-plauter. He told ns th t sev eral yeurs ago au Englishman, a mem ber of some British scientific society, had paid a short visit to the cavern aud was much interested, and it is quite likely that a report of its won ders has beeu published iu the scien tific journals of Great Britain. The expedition to this cavern, known is the "Dark Cave," is filled with al most as many surprises to the explore! as the actual finish of the journey, en viroued iu walls of white aud pendeD stalactites, a mile beneath the earth surface.—Harper's Weekly. Roman Stage Carpentry. The excavations now going on n the Theatre of Dugga, in Tunis, s)w that the Romans possessed for t#ir theatres a system of stage carpe/ry equal if not superior to the applies now in use. Au ingenious contrijtoce enabled those who stood the stage to see what was proojiug above. A number of trapdoors o»ned in the centre of the stage, and gf-'vea have been discovered shovi/ the way in which scenery and sfa/ f nr ~ niture were lowered and raisec?Fight large holes led to several dj wells three yards deep under tl' stage, while a large receptacle ser'eto stora the curtain during the per/ ma:ice. The floor of the stage va covered with mosaics. —Rome Contfoudenc® of the London Post