News Item. THURSDAY, DEC. 22, 189S. 5 Ignorance is the mother of € scepticism. Ignorance does \ r not abound to any great extent J in Sullivan County, ~ $ So that there # J is Hut Little $ £ Scepticism £ about the Value of £ p bc IRcws \ ITtem i £ As a Profitable # sßbvertistng ! | flfcebUim. 112 Read it, Your neighbor does. j| # Subscribe, Don't borrow. # County Seat Indices. AND GLANCES AT THE TIMES. —The shopping contest and Christ mas trade is on the home stretch. —Childhood's dream of Santa Claus will soon be a pleasant reality. —Festival of gifts! Festival of peace! The world needs more of the Christmas spirit. —Milton Botsford of Nordmont, was in town Friday. —Judge Line was a Tuesday caller at the seat of justice. —Proth. Lawrence was a lutsiiiess man in Dushore Montlay. —Dist. Atty. A..J. Bradley left on Tuesday for Now York city. —Hon. Thos. .I. Ingham was in Williamsport on business Saturday. -Miss Bessie Wrede was shop ping in Williamsport Saturday. —Atty. 11. T. Downs i- suffering with an attack of grip. —Chas. Wackenhuth, Jr., i- the proud possessor ot a young goat. « -Judge Dunham is the legal direc tor of the Towanda courts this week. -Prank Farrell of Dushore, was a business caller at this place Monday. —Even some of our prohibitionist took a drop too much Tuesday morn ing. -Walter Spencer of Williamsport is visiting with friends in town this week. -Judge Kraus was transacting business at the county capitol on Monday. —County Supt. 1". NY. Meylert transacted business in Dushore Wed nesday. -Philip l'eterman of Nordmont, was transacting business in town on Friday. —B. F. Crossley of Dushore was a Thursday evening visitor in town last week. —Laporte is receiving her share of the weathe up here on the roof of the world. —lt. E. Eavenson, General Mgr. of W. &N. B. R. It., had business in town Monday. —A number of our young people enjoyed a sleigh ride to the home of S. Mead one evening last week. —Sheriff Swank has purchased the Magargel Hotel property at Sonestown, and will take possession on January Ist. —Mrs. P. E. Magargel of Sones town, and son Frank, of Muncy Val ley,transacted business at the county offices on Monday. —Conductor Knipe of the VV. & N. B. is off duty on account of illness. He and his estimable wife were pas sengers on the morning train Mon day. Harley Edkin is puncturing tickets during Mr. Knipe's absence. —The annual Christmas entertain ment of the Baptist Sunday School will be given in the Baptist church on Saturday evening, December 24. There will also be special Christmas services on Sunday evening. All are cordially invited. —ln accordance with l lie establish ed custom among country editors to relax their labor and take a week off between Christmas and New Years, we will therefore issue no Nrcws ITEM next week. We wish all our readers a Christmas of merriment and a New Year full of happiness, and here offer our Christmas toast: Hero's to our readers whose licultli we holil dear, May they read the NEWS ITEM to the litter most year. i Hillsgrove. E. M. Mills, D.D.Ph.D. of Klmira, presiding elder, held the regular quarterly meeting Sunday last. Quite a number of the young peo ple from Forksville attended quar terly meeting Sunday evening. The Sunday School of the Union church will hold their Xmas enter tainment Saturday evening and the Sunday School of the ('hristian chur ch Monday evening. All are cor dially invited to both entertainments .1. 11. Hoffman slipped and fell on the ice Sunday, sustaining internal injuries. I lis condition at the pres ent writing is considered serious. The C. 10. of the Church of Christ gave a box social Wednesday eve ning and the C'.E.of the M.E. church on Saturday evening. Both were well attended and considered success ful both socially and financially. The finishing department of the tannery will close Wednesday for an iiidefflnite time, because the stock is exhausted. Daniel (irafflus of this place re ceived intelligence of the death of his brother, Joseph, of Montoursville, but owing to sickness was unable to attend the funeral. Dr. M. E. Plumbstead of this place was called to Say re by the serions illness of his sister. Dr. 15. E. Gam ble of Forksville attended his patients during his absence. Miss Belle Cook, tiie successful wielder of the bush at the Mountain school, is spending her vacation with friends at Dushore. Estella. .J. M. Tompkins wears a broad -mile; it's a girl. George Wheatley of Saver is visit ing friends in town. The oyster supper held Saturday evening in the J*. <». S. of A. hall \\:l- Well attended. Miss ('ora Brown i« .-.pending the winter at Hillsgrove. •:• tying Christmas decorations. In addition to the greens there is one flower which is identified with Christ mas. This is the so-called Mexican Christmas flower, or poinsettia. It is a smn" red flower, with long, highly decorative red leaves, which blooms in Mexico about this time of the year and is grown here in greenhouses especial ly for use at Christmas time. To M«i«*li I.ike Work, Ragged Reube Here's a chicken coop. Let's swipe :i chicken fer our Chris'mus dinner. Weary Willie—Swipe a live chicken? Nit! Wait till we strike a butcher shop. Ragged Reube—Why? Weary Willie—l'm no! goin' ter spend Chris'mus pullin' out feathers. W*■ 11 Anmvrri'it. Cucle Mose I prayed dat de l.awd would sen' me a Christmas turkey. Deacon Jones Wuz vo' prayah an sahed ? t'ncle Mose- Well, it wuz nios' sutu ly a 'markable thing dat Squiah Brown's henhouse donli wan't locked las' night. It** Tlini)ltttilii»*A. C. . :Cs*t , AS/ i %t\ s* -A I\\ ■'l A skin- - What ni.k-syMi look cheer ful, 1. .1..-'.' I.anks (who board.-) Why. ihve of mi fellow-boarders were taken suddenly ill while eating their Christ nuts dinners—one with a stroke of iaral\ -is. another with heart disease, and the third with a lit. "(ireat Scoti! Wl,:.t cause for rejoicing i< there in that ••Why, don't you I ate tln ir share , of the dinner, along with my own, and so | managed to tnlly satisfy my appetite." A SEARCH FOR SANTA CLAUS. A bitter night—a squalid street— A basement bleak and bare. A hungry child wit":! bleeding feet Alone sat waitliif there All day amid the surging throni:. She'd wandered fir and neat- Ail day liad sunn a feeble song That none had paused to hear. But as she sang sin.' caught the name, of Santa Claus, and how On Christmas night he often came To hungry children now. And so she waited in lite dark for Santa Claus to come Till in her breast the feeble spark Of hope grew faint and numb. She thought because she had no light He failed to bring her share. And crept at last into the night To lead the good saint there. And Christmas morning came, and lo! ! Her dead face smiled, "because Amid a whirling drift of snow Her little weary soul 1 know Had found its Santa Claus. CHRISTMAS GLADNESS. 'hihlren faces gleam to-day; I carts are happy, glad as May: rifts surprise us with their cheer; :.irth is heaven, for heaven is here. A' hen the year is fading slow. Vngel pleasures mortals know; In our hearts and homes we find Eden lingers yet behind: When the soul God's Gospel feels. Paradise about it steals, And it never goes away. Life itself is Christmas Day! Smoot liMliaven Xou. hurglitig Bill — Lay down now, little 1 . hillern. an' go ter slepp. I'm Sandy ; Claus. Child Harold —But Thanty Clawth l.ith whiskerth! Burgling Bill—Oh, dat wuz afore de Populists begun to wear 'em. siiuUcniienrt* I|i to l>ntr. King Lear How sharper than a ser pent's tooth it is to have a thankless child! Here I gave that girl my dia mond frame, and now she won't even lend me a clean shirt! Cliiilro- \onli'» Ark. The Chinese Noah's ark usually con tains a unicorn, :i dragon, a hippogrif, ;! grillht and a number of curious my thological creatures. I lio Wrong >:A '''' There's naught can add more to your woe Than when you've r,:::de a sortie. And caught her 'uiatii ilnr inisiletne, | To llnd she's ucarl> fort v. Iloyx in the nearest bit of real water that is • | handy. CONDENSED REPORT of the condition of the FIRST NATIONAL BANK of Dushoii:. Pa.. At close of business, July 14,159 H. RESOURCES: . Loans an«l Discounts $ 127,899 8.1 j If. S. Bonds to Secure Circulation 12,500 00 1 I Premium on I'nited States Bonds 1,000 00 ; Stock Securities 15,300 00 : : Furniture 1 .200 00 j i Due l'rom Banks Approved reserve Asjt 7.'.,1671ti ; Redemption Fund I , S. Treasurer st>2 50, 1 Specie unit Lentil Tender Notes ti1,662 031 t 250,192 01! LIABILITIES. Capital... ? 50,000 00 ! 1 Surplus 10,00000' Undivided Pnitits a 02121, Due National Banks 1,888 71 ! Circulation 11,380 00 : I>l videos Unpaid •><> 00 Deposits. 17:!,721 Oti $ 250,192 0-1 ' j State of Pennsylvania, County of Sullivan s»: 1, M. I). Swnrts, Cashier of the above named I bonk, do solemnly swear that the above state ment is true to the best nf my knowledge and be lief. M. 1). SWARTS, Cashier. Sulc-eribed and sworn to before methis tith day of Dee. I»'.<*. JOHN 11. CKONIX, Notary Public. ; Correct—Attest: ALPHONBUS WALSH, I JNO. P. REESKR. VDirectors W ,1 LAWRENCE T T Parsnip Complexion. | It does not require an expert to defect 1 the sufferer troui kidney trouble. ihi ' hollow checks, the sunken eye.-, .he dark | pntly circles under t lit- eye*, ilu sallow | paii?nijhColor and modern. Students Room furnished with l>rus- j sels Carpet. No other school pro vides sucli luxurious home comforts. ( The llest Boarding. The Mn*t Reasonable Itates. The first Nornutl in the state to introduce Plain and Fancy Sewing. . College Preparatory, Music ami Elo cutionary Departments. Write at once for a catalogue, free. WINTKIt TKUM OPENS JAN. J, HIT Addres GEO. P. HIHI.K. A. M., Principal. I'or good quality of underware at rea sonable prices goto J. \N . Buck's store. For gum boots and rnhlurs goto .J. W Buck. Sonestown. Insurance Meeting The twenty-first annual meeting of the Farmers' and Mechanics' Home Mutual Fire Insurance Com pany of Sullivan county will l>e held at the office of the company in the' Horough of Forksvillc on Saturday, January 7, 1899, al 10 o'clock a. in., for the purpos of electing a board oi directors and other officers lor the ensuing year and the transaction ot such other business as may properly come before the meeting. Survey ors and auditors will meet at the Secretary's office for the settlement of accounts on January <>, 1K99. M. 11. BLACK, Pres. It. I). LANCASTER. Sec. Forksvillc, Dec. I. 1898. A. T. ARMSTRONG. SONESTOWN, PA. DEALER IN Flour Feed anil Groceries . I3J pounds of pure Lard for #I.OO ' faking molasses, 25 to 50c. 8 pounds Rolled Oats for 2-ic. 7 pounds of Corn Starch lor 25c. 7 pounds of Laundry Starch for 25c. 2 pounds of Rio Coffee lor 25c. I 8 bars oi Lenox Soap for 25c. : No. I mackerel per pound Bc. Best Sugar Coated Hams @llc per lb. i Buckwheat Flour 25 pound sack 50c. Buckwheat Flour 100 pounds, #1.90. Yellow Corn per 100 pounds 75c. : Corn Meal or Cracked Corn 80c. Com, Oats and Barley Chop 85c. Wheat Bran 200 pounds #1.50. Flour middlings, 140 pound sack #1.40. Fine middlings 200 pounds $1.60. ' Flour per sack $1.20. Winter Roller per sack $1.15. j flood Flour 90c. ' Rye Flour 25 pounds, 50c. i Graham Flour 12J pounds 30c. Common Fine Salt per barrel $1.20. Williamsport & North Branch R.R ' TIMETABLE. In Effect Tuesday Sept. 13, 1808. ! Northward. ~ Southward piu.u. m. a.m. pm 1 V25110 23 Halls »45! 140 ,fs3oif 10 28 Pennsdale 9 41'M 33 1 5 40! 10 40 Huehesville ' 932 4 23 I r. 48 10 48; Picture Rocks 9 25; 413 ' fftsl 11052 Lyons Mills f922 fIOS 15 54 ilO 55 chamouni 920f4 0« If 602 1104! Glen Mawr 914: 359 i fti 12 fll 14 Strawbridge f905 f3 47 616 111 17 Beech Glen f9ot f:t42 ; 620 11 21 Muncy Valley • 8 58, 340 ti2S 1130 Sonestown 852 332 t. 45, 1149 Nordmont 8 383 15 'Ol 12US LaPorte 821 257 7 ot 12 11 LaPorte Tanner)' 8 19| 254 ' f7 20 f1230 Klngdale.. f80&!f233 7 35' 1245 Satterfleld i 55 2 20 pm. p. m. am. pm. All trains daily except Sunday; "1 12" flag stations. Connections with the Philadelphia A Heading lit tlallf, for nil points north mid south, and the Kali Brook and Beech Creek railroad.". At SatterCeld for all points on the Lehigh Valley railroad. At Sonestown with the Eagles Mere railroad. R. K. KAVEN'SON, (Jen, Manager HNJJTOESVIHEP t R. mm: Dealer in and Hanufacturer of p arm CARRIAGES ANL WAGONS. ANJL) Your Patronage Lumber " n die I'lT-H of Imv \ i ices. linn'i lell li i<* l»«* ■ (~> *«/ u '' !,I '° ri'l ofonr shh-I* ol hand n.adr vvagons, We also deal '•< i'li'iorv mndo (•lalfrftut sptii .■ *.-ivr» a line of Holiday Hoods rivLlUn 1 UUUUO, that will surpass any line ever I trough to Town. Uaeul and ornamental presents of every desoription. l'leane call Mini look diem urehuMiigelsoHhere. My goods are all marknl in |ilain figures and Fur Cash, 1 von 1(1 per cent, discount on every si. worth o! goods purchased. ($lO. worth lor s<♦. Uiie dollar saved is $'J. earned.) 'J'hero is no easier wa\ i>l saving money. Tr\ me. Highest Market Price Paid for Butter and Egs. New York Weekly Tribune. i ( ' A! ami your favorite bome •• i- BOTH One Year for $1.25. Send all orders to the News Item, Laporte. Till" S. V. TIM Hl' NK A I.M A N A<'. :Mo |.a gee. A Saiional I'M "4 <>l refer dice lor (iovcrnniental and political inli>i ination. < Villains do ' ''itiMituiion oi !kr United States, ths Dingle;. Taritl Hill. wiili :i comparison of old and n»w rv'.ri- President McKinley's Cabinet ami appointees, ambaSwieors, consul*, ii.",!*,. standard American"almanac. I'rn-e, -•"> . cuts. Address. I'iie Item. « Do you Appreciate Values? I flsti. I can readily