Republican News Item CHAS. LOREN WING, Editor. THURSDAY DEC. 8, 1898. "FIRST OF^ALL —THli NEWS." The News Item Fights Fair. IT IS A PATRIOTIC HOME NEWSPAPER. Published Every Friday Morning. By The Sullivan Publishing Co. At the County Heat of Sullivan County. LAPOETE, PA. Kntered at the Post Office at Lnpnrte, as Meeond-clase mail matter. SCBSCRIPTION —SI.2.S per annum, if paid in advance SI.OO. .Sample copies tree. All communications should he ad« NEWS ITEM, Laporte Pa , Workmen Chanetl Out of a Warehouse by a Flood of Grain. Six thousand bushels of unsaclted wheat got loose and went on a tear. It happened in the warehouse of the F. C. Ayers Mercantile Company at Den ver. The scenes that followed were something similar to those described by Victor Hugo when a cannon got loose from its fastenings on board ship and rolled and reared from one end of the gun deck to another until the ship was disabled and a number of the crew killed. Only, nobody was killed by the wheat. In the rear of the Ayres warehouse are four great bins, built up from the ground floor and capable of holding twenty-five carloads of wheat at a time. The company's bookkeeper, sitting in his oflice at the front of the building, 100 feet or more from the bins, heard a terrific ripping, tearing, splintering sound, as if the whole end of the ware house was being torn out by a monster hand. He rushed from the little box of an office out onto the main floor of the warehouse. He paused, gasped for breath and threw up his hands. What he saw was a giant wave of wheat flowing toward him, licking at the very heels of a dozen laborers who had been at work near the bins and who were now fleeing for their lives. The ocean of wheat moved onward for a score of feet or more and then calmed down as suddenly as if a barrel of oil had been spread on its troubled waves. The bookkeeper yelled to the laboring men to stop running, pulled his hands down to their accustomed pockets, took a deep breath and whistled. By and by the cloud of dust that had arisen drifted away and the bookkeeper and the laboring men could see what bad happened. It didn't take long. One of the stout beams had grown weak from the burden on its back and snapped in two. A hundred other stout beams had followed suit. There was nothing left for the imprisoned wheat to do but make a rush for a less con fined resting place. There were G,OOO bushels of it in the bin, and it was no wonder that its moving caused conster nation. After the dozen laboring men had re covered their wits and gone to work again the little bookkeeper in the front office said the damage done would not exceed SSO. All that was necessary to do to save the wheat was to sweep it i:p off the floor and pack it in sacks. Tlie Monkey lireittl Tree. ( ape de Verde, that is, the Green Cape, is said to owe its name in part to the foliage of the Adamsonia digi tata which adorns the whole of Sene gambie and Guinea with its green ellip tic arches; a full-grown tree presenting at a distance almost the appearance of a forest. According to Adamson, trees are met with having a diameter of thirty feet, although the height of the tree is moderate, varying from fifty to sixty feet. The lower branches, however, shoot out to an incredible length, at first in a horizontal direction. These are cov ered with an immense foliage, which from its weight causes them to bend toward the ground and thus there is presented a huge hemispherical mass of verdure, 120, 140 or even 150 feet in diameter and perhaps CO feet in height. The fruit is an oblong, dull green, downy body, eight or nine Inches long, containing several cells, in which there is a number of hard shining seeds, im mersed in a soft pulp, which is scarce ly juicy. From this pulp the native negroes prepare an acidulous drink, much used in the fevers of the coun try. The bruised leaves in a dry state form a substance called halo, which they mix with their food, and imagine it useful in checking or counteracting the effects of profuse perspiration. All the soft parts of the tree are emollient or mucilaginous. Action of Sen-Water on di'itiv llir 1!M«• i inn,i lvid 11 * \ trouble. 'l''Ti hollow cheeky, the sunken the m-m k pally circles under th> . ilie w:ili..w |>arsnip i:oloMil complexion indicate- "■ A physician would •• you lunt rheu matism. a dull pain or ache in the back or over the hip s *, stomach trouble, desire to urinate often, or u burning or scalding in passing its if after pin-sing there is .-in unsatisfied feeling us if ii must be iti one repealed, or il'the urine lms :t brick dn.-; deposit or strong odor. When these symphn.;- are present, u.> tiuie should be' loscd i... removing ii,<. cause. Delay, may lead to univel, eatatrali of tiie bladder, inflammation, ennsing stop page, and sometimes requiring the draw ing of the urine with instruments, or may rati into Bright'* Disease, the most dan gerous sla;:e ol Kidney trouble. Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Moot. the great discovery of iheetninent kidney and blad der specialist, i-" a positive remedy lor such.diseases. Its reputation is world widefand it is so easy to get at any drug store that no one need sutler anv length of time for want o! it. However, it von prefer to first lest its wonderful merits, mention the Republican News Item and write to Dr. Kilmer Af-'o. Hinghamton, X.for a "iiitipl. bottle and book tellingjall abor.' it. b-.'th y*ut ! absolutely free by mail. !«<»** t<» » I 'is t. "Did yon l;»--ar !oi - 'te woman in Dunkirk?" n?l:rvt U •* kits iia he rolled a cigarette. "No; what abciv. iter?" "Why, she son J a ball' doiirt:- to a firm in Be?ton \> ho promised for iiiat sum to send a /t.-iju* on how to Ret fat. Two days afterward she received a postal card which road. 'Day it of the butcher." " lint! 111* < on \ iclioiix. "Did you ever hi . » any convictions, triy good man?" a.-.;. ' '.ho kindly-faced >!d gentleman. "Bet yor life I did! I've served free erms," answered \he tough-looking specimen. Snbt«rriin« % Aii City. A subterrauoounds of Laundry Starch for 25c. 2 pounds of Rio Coffee for 25c. 8 bars ol Lenox Soap for 25c. No. 1 mackerel per pound Bc. Best Sugar Coated Ifams (§}llc per lb. Buckwheat Flour 25 pound sack 50c. Buckwheat Flour 100 pounds, #l-90. ; Yellow Corn per 100 pounds ii>c. ; Corn Meal or Cracked Com 80c. I Corn, Oats and Barley Chop 85c. | Wheat Bran 200 pounds $1.50. I Flour middlings, 110 pound sack fcl.'iO. Fine middlings 200 pounds $1.60. Flour per sack $1.20. j Winter Roller per sack sl.l •>. I Oood Flour 90c. * Rye Flour 25 pounds, 50c. i Graham Flour 12J pounds 30c. S Common Fine Salt per barrel $1.20. The State Normal School of Fast j Stroudsburg, Pa., furnishes its stn-; "Iritis' rooms icomplete. The only school to carpet it- students' rooms with line Brussels carpel. The first 1 and only school to introduce plain and fancy sewing,without additional; cost to pupils. .See advertisement in another coluine. J. W Buck has a nice line ot horse! blanki ts. T«» < lire i|Kil inn l orovi'i'. T ike *: isuuets l.'siuuy Cathurttc. loe r»r 'i/ni. It es, caps, under ware etc. Vmir ll.iivi.ls Witt, C:an.7 i 'at ivirtle, e.uo consll|>n!iou forever, i lOe.SSc. If H c.C.tail, druKKisbi refund money. For shoes and rubbers 'jo to .l. W. 1 tuck | To Cure ('ODiitljmtloi'. I'o.'ever. Talte Casea rets Catuiy Cathartic. 10c orSSc. j If C. C. fail toemv. ilrußt-'islK refund money, j For batter crocks g>i to •! W. Buck's. | So-To Hm' for fi .*.y Ct'Uifi. Caaranteed t iiiaoco cnr<», ma'.tes weak | jr.rn strong. l>.ooii pure. \il ai'UMj/.sts. I levari '' ' • s i>, C)« > 'att-1 < ; '.iiu"tic. i>,c trj< sl\,-on \ det'i'itl til.'ii.e:.' >li>co\Cri <>l itai Bui.', picas- i ant ain't la the n>sK\ w- L"iotly and positively an kblncya. Uv« " mid bowcis, i clewnsir..' the entire svsi.'tn, dispel eolils, j euro headache, lever, habitual constipation j and biliousness. Pleaan buy and try n box ; of C. C. C. to-day; 10, 25, .".U cents. Hold and | guaranteed to ciire by all drnxpists. C. A. Rogers rOBKSVII.I.E, l'A (Successor to B.W. Fawcett.) ! Watches. Jewelery, Silverware, Etc.. ! Bicycle repairing. Bicycle sundries. Fishing tnckle. at lowest possible Price. I Sensational Display of Christmas Goods. buyers will recog nize the economy embraced in staying at home and deal with us for Christmas gifts. General Merchandise At prices barely shading over wholesale cost. To quicken the selling of our large line of Horse Blankets we market! them at a very low figure. You can safely buy any article from our laige stock as new goods. lis one of the occasions of rare good fortune that care ful buyers are t|iiick to profit by. ! No Shoddy Goods. Kvervthing first-class at at MODEKATK PRICES. E. L. Place, LAPORTE, PA. FALL and Winter Every corner of the store is bright, with the newest things for Women's wear and Men's | wear and Children's wear, iWe are glad to have you come in and see the new life of the old store and look at its excellent line of goods. Underware for Men, Women and Children. I In conjunction with the inviting varities, all prices will be found more than ordinarily small. Grocery Department A new and fresh sup ply of Groceries have have just arrived. Vernon Hull, Hillsgrove, Fa. W.L.Hoffman'* fc. = HILLSGROVE Three Big Stores-- MUNCY VALLEY, PROCTOR, PA. Splendidly Equipped FOR THE GREAT HOLIDAY BUSINESS Ihe success ot our Holiday Sales depends upon giving overvalue rather than undervalue for the money you spend with us. Therefore we will stand up to these resolutions, AN AVALANCHE OF.NEW GOODS. Our supply of Christmas Goods is extraordinary 1 hree big stores sparkles with new styles and colorings of Fashions latest creation for XMass presents. General Merchandise. Our prices always touch the lowest ebb in General Merchandise. Our stock is absolutely complete. At prices all too small. JENNINGS BROS.