There is another fine ship afloat ia the United States navy today, and her name is Maria Theresa. The endless seething of the Drey fus cauldron recalls the famous aphor ism that "unsettled questions have no pity on the repose of nations." Sa itiago de Cuba is becoming so elean and American-like that the Spaniards remaining there already feel as if they were in a foreign country. If they stay much longer they won't be able to recognize themselves except by the sound of their own voices. According to advices received in Washington, the governor of Sierra Leone, Africa, lins offered a reward of SSO for the arrest of the persons who murdered three American mission aries in that province last May. The governor's extravagance in this matter is positively reckless. Gen. Herbert Kitchener has sug gested the establishment of an unsec tarian college and a medical mission in Khartoum in memory of General Gordon. No more appropriate inaug uration of the blessings of peace and civilization in the newly reclaimed Soudan could be imagined, thinks the New York Commercial Advertiser. The British government and public are in a mood to listen to Kitchener, and the name of Gordon is a talisman to attract support to any practical ob ject linked with it. The college will be conducted under British manage ment, and will be mainly for the sons of sheikhs. Probably some of the sous of the dervish enemies receutly slain will be trained in this college to appreciate the beneficent changes wrought aud to share in their further spies l . The figures of the patent ofHce for 1897, when contrasted with the report of that office seven or eight years ago, are doubly interesting. In 1890 'inly twenty-seven factories were engaged in cycle making, and less than 2000 workmen were employed. The out put was valued at a little over $2,500,- 000. In 1895 the number of bicycle factories in this country exceeded 200, an aggregate capital of more thau §100,000,000 was invested, upward of 50,000 workmen were employed, and at least 800,000 wheels were turned out. Last year the production of machines is estimated at considerably over 1,000,000. "In 1880," says the report, "a large proportion of the cy cles used were imported mainly from England. -Iu 1897 the export of cy cles and parts of cycles to England amounted in value to $2,128,491, and the total exports amounted to $6,902,- 736." As it is impossible to believe that the entire population of the Upper Nile region is composed of medicant priests, there is some difficulty iu ex plaining why it is that the foes whom the Sirdar has just encountered with results so satisfactory to himself are always spoken of as "dervishes." That word, of course, is not a tribe or race name; it means any Moham medan who has vowed himself to a life of poverty and crime, explains the New York Times. Poorer material for an army thau the dervish properly so called, could not be imagined, and yet we hear of thousands and thou sands of them fighting with much vigor and determination, and making it necessary for one of the ablest gen erals now alive to devote two years tc advancing a few hundred miles across a desert. There is something wrong here. Either these men are not "der vishes" or else travelers and dictiona ries have misinformed us stay-at-home people in regard to the meaning of that term. In Switzerland, where the railroad system is controlled by th« govern ment, passenger rates have been re duced to a basis that seems incredibly low to an American. There railway tickets are sold by time and not by mileage. On application a nontrans ferable ticket, good for fifteen days, will be issued to a person. The cost is $11,58. During these fifteeu days the holder may travel as much and as long as he likes over the entire rail way system. The lake steamers are also available, a second-class railway ticket giving the right to a first-class passage on any one of the steamers. One may travel for an entire year foi slls. These tickets are rigorously personal, and each has the photo grajih of its holder attached. No baggage, however, is carried free. No allowance is made for tickets uuused. On the Franco-Swiss frontier all vex atious questions, demands and delays have been done away with for mem bers of the French touring club. Their bicycles are admitted free of charge. There is no longer a charge for permit of entrance. The wheel is treated simply as ordinary baggage A new trick pen has an explosive on the point to startle would-be users. It will be devoted to writing snappy paragraphs. More than 20,000,000 acres of land in the United States are owned by the aristocracy of England. The heirs of Viscount Scully own 3,000,000 acres in Illuois, lowa, Kansas, and Nebraska. Pupils in the public schools of Co penhagen, Denmark, are required to take three baths a week in the public school building, and while they are bathing their clothes are sterilized in a steam oven. The Danes object to the regulation on the ground that it makes the childreu discontented with their home surroudings. The advocates of woman's rights have reason to e~ult today. A woman who started life as a slave has made herself the acknowleded ruler of the countless millions of China. This queen not only rules but gov erns. In the apotheosis of Tuen, the oldest nation of the world betters the most a.lvanced theories of the newest. The civilized nations of the globe have just been taught the Buperb effi ciency and great practical value of this government's sigual service. Its work iu the West Indies by serving the regions threatened by the recent hurricane with twenty-four hours' ad vance notice of its approach was the means of saving thousands of human lives and protecting incalculable mil lions of property. The Greek government has prepared a bill to establish an "Antiquities- Gendarmerie," the special function of which will be the guardianship of the national Greek antiquities, including places where no excavations are at present in progress, in the interest of the Greek people. Every man who shall be admitted to this corps is to possess a certain degree of necessary culture, in order that he may under stand what is oontided to his observa tion and protection. In western Austria they push the equality of the sexes to a conclusion that would satisfy even the most ar dent "equal righters." In that land the men act on the principle that if women demand men's privileges they must take with them men's responsi bilities. Accordingly, a bench of magistrates have charged a woman with her husbaud, and what is more, they have sent her to prison for a month because she steadfastly refused to contribute to the domestic comfort of her life partner. A philos opher once remarked that human be ings should have a care for what they wished, for that thing would surely come to them. The Utica Press Bays: As to the fi nancial part of it (the war), the situa tion is nyt less gratifying. Nothing moro than inconvenience in using stamps is experienced from the special war revenue taxes. The people are not complaining of their burdens. The war loan bond issue was not hall big enough to accommodate all the would-be investors. Another and an other of the same size would bo as quickly subscribed. The resources of the United States have not been tested to a tenth of their capacity. What has been done has not noticea bly interfered with the usual run oi affairs in any community. The wai has been ouly an interesting and some times exciting incident in the United States. The foreigners who wondei at American achievements in this wai should visit the couutry and see for themselves how really limitless its re sources are. The almost marvellous growth ot trolley railroads in this country is graphically presented in some current figures, comparing mileage in this country with that in countries beyond the sea. Communities here may be contrasted with countries there. For instance, Allegheny county in Penn sylvania has 314 miles of electric rail ways. Other communities may be as well or better supplied, but it it instructive to note that Allegheny's mileage is more than one-fifth of thai of all the trolleys on the continent oi Europe. It is greater than that of all the electric lines of France, mort than three times that of the lines in England, Scotland and Wales, and nearly one-half that of Germany, which latter country has about one half of the entire mileage of 1422 miles of Europe. France follows Ger many with 246 miles; then comet Great Britain with 97, followed by Switzerland, Italy, and Austria-Hun gary with 90, 82, and 66 miles re spectively. The mileage of other oountries is small, running as low as less than two miles in Holland aud Portugal. THE CULTURED MAID. Since Betsy came from gay New York You can not dim electric lights, Most everything is changed, To give your nerves a show; They've turned the farmhouse laelde oat The doors are now all port-aye-airs, And fixed and rearranged. You're bound to whisper low; I stood the new-style capers But ohairs are stuck on sep'rate mata Till the buddiDg social queen With waxed floors in between; Fitted out her father's parlor Ob! you can't make love in parlors A la Louis the fourteen. A la Louis the fourteen. The chairs are made so very frail You can't drop in promiscuous like, You dare not draw a breath. To ohat a little while; And all so stiff you can't forget You've got to wenr your Sunday duds She's now E-llz-abeth. To chime In with the style. And in place of that old sofa, So I must give up Betsy, Where at ease I used to lean, For she, as Mistress Green, Stands a spindle-legged divan Might want my parlor furnished A la Louis the fourteen. A la Louis the fourteen. —Charles M. Bryan, in Puck. r^MCE^FOrX.GX)LDTITNB.'I A Stirring Incident of Life Among the Australian Gold-Pioneers. |J» Bad luck! Hard work, sand and auu in profusion, water alarmingly scarce and gold scarcer! Such is the lot of the Australian gold miner. True, there are exception 4, when gold can be picked up for the trouble of stooping and food and water freely purchased at reasonable prices. But, being exceptions, these cases only go to prove the rule. And so there is nothing surprising in the fact that three diggers, with whom we are now concerned, found themselves on the very edge of the Great Victorian des ert in West Australia with pockets none too full and themselves often empty. They toiled patiently on against persistent ill-luck,hoping that each day might bring the turning point in the tide of their affairs which would lead to fortuile. An Engishman, boyishly hopeful; an Irishman, humorously despondent, and an Australian with a strong an tipathy to discuss his ancestors' ori gin—his grandfather had journeyed from England at the expense of the government—made up the party. Their camp lay at place called "Brook," in the neighborhood of Mount Weld. To the east the great sandy deserts stretched right away as far as the eye could reach in billowy sandhills clotted with spinifex—lonely, arid,im penetrable. To the north lay low ranges and stony plains, unknown, but seemingly gooil for gold. Thither they daily journeyed looking for likely spots, with variable luck—mostly in different. On a certain day the Irishman, hav ing wandered farther than his wont, was led by tickle fortune into the midst of a perfect paradise of reefs. Kindly-looking quartz grid-ironed and iutersected the country for fully a square mile. Pat stood aud looking round pulled thoughtfully at his scrubby beard aud muttered: "Great Christopher! Here we've been toiling to the time of three or four weights a day when within two dozen miles there lay a sort«of natural Bank of Eng|and, stuffed full of gold and ours for the asking!" Selecting a likely-looking rock of a dark ferruginous color, he gave a con venient corner n crack with the poll eud of his pick. Off flew a fragment, which he examined carefully with the aid of a pocket lens. "Good gold!" But where there was quartz as rich as this, Pat knew that better could not be far. This would prove to be a "stringer" or "gash vein," one of several overflowings of a great parent reef running through them all. He was light. Only a few minutes' walk brought him to a thick reef of quartz running north and south and crossing all the others. This was the "parent." Selecting a conveniently crumbled part, Pat kuocked off a corner. Even before picking up the severed rock he could see the gold shining in bright beads. "Be me sowl," he said, "that's koind stone!" With a crack he knocked off another lump and broke it in two. Pat gasped. It was simply permeated with particles of gold. This was enough for Pat O'Lochlin. That gold in unwonted abundance was here he now felt sure. The next thing was to secure it for himself aud his mates. Twenty-four acres is the full exteut of oue mau's claim. This must be pegged out with four small stakes, a notice put up and the fact registered at the office of the neighbouring war den. In case of two claimants, the one who first succeeds iu registering his title is, ipso facto, in possession of the miner's rights over the claim in question. Having made certain of the value of his find, Pat looked for pegs with which to mark the ground. He soon secured four from a dead malga tree, two of, which he rammed into the ground at the proper distance and proceeded, with the remaining couple over his shoulder, to step out the number of yards necessary to cover a full claim. As he walked he wnistled and men tally patted himself on the back as the cleverest digger in the colouy. Iu fact, Pat felt at that moment as proud as though he himself had put the gold in the reef and made the rest of West Australia ns veil. Such is the miner's way. When gold is scarce he curses his ill-luck, the country, the sun, the absence of water —anything! But, when his claim is rich, yielding ounces a week, and he finds himself on the high wAy to fortune, he never then suggests that plain strength and Stupid uess might account for his luck, or that anyone but the miner himself is accountable for the fact of gold being goKt or its presence in the par ticular fpot where he has found it HerejPat had come, all by himself, anch mrther than anyone else had ever dreamed of penetrating. No one, lot a man in the country, had aver (inspected what Pat,of course, so he told himself, had well known for long—that this was the spot of spots, the only claim worth calling a claim, an Eldorado, a miner's ideal, a para dise, in short, Pat's claim. Who but Pat, clever Pat, would ever n:»ve thought for a moment of looking for gold in this wild wilderness, where man had surely never trod before? Surely no one! No one. So far as Pat knew, no one. Half the distance had been paced, and Pat grew more elated as he walked. He saw himself and liis chums each twice a millionaire. It was so easy. They would be all alone. Among them they might take up the greater part of the reef, and then they had only to work for it—for they had none to disturb them. Suddenly Pat's auriferous specula tions came to a full stop with his feet. His keen buslinian's ear had detected a sound. A rattling pebble, a crack of a dead, dry twig. Pat knew he was not alone. Then, peeping out from the scrub, he saw a face. He was beiug watched. A few strides brought him to the intruder, who sprang to his feet at Pat's approach. For fully a minute they stood and stared, each just as much astouished as the other. Simultaneously tney found speech, aud each inquired of the other what he was doiug on his claim. The dialogue then became involved. The stranger threw down the two pegs which he also was carrying and offered pugilistically to "fire" Pat out if he didn't shift. Pat, without shifting, summed up in a few well chosen words his opinion of the stranger. The stranger responded by comparing Pat to several unpleasant animals. This was merely preliminary and to show independence. Having done so, Pat felt able to propose with ont prejudice that, as each seemed to have found the claim simultaneously, a partnership and division of profits would be the fairest and most amicable way out of the difficulty. "Your claim, indeed! Geordie Maxwell, ye are. Ye think I don't know ye! Well, we've got to know all sorts iu this uncivilized laud! Sure, what do yer mean?" he said. "Wasn't I here at the same instant as yourself and before? Haven't I two pegs down and two with me, like yourself? Half it I've got, aud half it I'll have, friendly or otherwise. So think of that, Maxwell!" Maxwell pushed Pat roughly aside, consigning him and his half to unde sirable localities. Said he: "It's the whole hog with me, at nothing!" "Let it be nothing,then!" said Pat, and., striding on with his pegs, he placed them at the corners of his claim. Maxwell did the same. Both then placed the necessary notice, and Pat made the best of his way back to camp, as he came, on foot. He had five miles togo aud could get there as soou as the interloper, of that he felt sure. But Pat had not gone far before he heard a muffled, scrambling noise be hind aud turning saw his rival, mounted on a native pony —a brumby —close on him. It was a matter of time. The brumby could go. Pat knew that. And he was on foot, with his rival on horseback and the first at the warden's office to get the claim. Pat bemoaned his luck. Then drop ping on his knee and pulling his re volver from his belt, bethought him evilly of the advantages to be gained, of the bad luck he had met hitherto. Was he to starve because meu, with brumbies hiddeu in the bush, spied ou him and wrested from him, by a quib ble of law, what was rightly his own? Was he to lose his hard-found fortune or ? No! He slipped the revolver back. Pat would none of it—not in that way. lue first at the warden's office should win. A pony could gallop; but there was a camel-pad right down to the township, and—well, Pat had an idea. Scarcely more thau three quarters of an hour had e'lasped when Pat dashed into camp, covered with sweat and dust. "Pat! What's up?" "A dhrink, boys! A dhriuk! Theu perhaps I'll speak." They gave him a pannikin of witer, at which he took great gulps, while they gazed astonished at a lump of quartz he handed them in exchange. "Pat! Where did yer get it?" "Never yer miud! Tell me"—Pat was still gasping—"have yer set eyea on Geordie Maxwell this hour?" The old Australian looked serious, turned over the plug of tobacco he was chewing, spat and said: "George is gone. Passed on his gray brumby this hour ago." Then, after a pause: "He meant getting there." "Gittin* there, is it?" said Pat, jumping to his feet. "Gittin' there! Yer don't gather my meaning." "I do!" said the Australian. "Theu yer mean he's getting there first? Look at the spec'men. There's tons aud tons of it. Getting there first? Well, so he may, but we've got to be there before him!" The English lad —he was scarcely more than a boy—pricked up his ears. "Is it gold yer've found, Pat?" "Good gold," the colonial answered, curtly. "Good gold as ever I see. But Geordie's gone. There's no catching him. Did yer come across the claim together like?" "We did," said Pat. "Then," mused the colonial, "it's ours as much as it is his by right anil, who's to say, not more? But the brumby is liis as well, aud there's no catching that, for we've not got a one in the camp. There's no catching him." "I think " the Englishman be gau. "No use! Thinking won't stop George. Some years ago he might ha' been stopped . . . my father . . . I've heard him say . . . Well, he knew meu! Still, Geordie's gone." "I'll catch liim, I will! I rode a quad in England—l was a 'pro,' you know. But I rode big machines for shillings a week anil made the pace for worse meu than myself who earned their pounds. I've got my old ma chine in camp. It's a veteran, but I can push it, I can!" Pat stood up and smiled, for this wan his idea: The bicycle against the horse. "Here, bring it out!" The lad was stripped to his waist already—it didn't take him long. He had little to shift. He took his bicycle from willing hands. With a leap and scramble he was into the saddle. "Mount Margaret, you say?" "Mount Margaret. And luck to yer!" The English boy knew well the im portance of saving himself. He had done liis share of pacing for many a record bout of 50 or 100 miles. He was out of breath to start with, but that was from pride and excitement. It was like old times again. He would race and win gold for his partners and himself. He had not done much for the partnership as yet, but now he'd show them that Englishmen. But, steady. He must get his wind. The path was smooth—worn smooth by camels' feet —but dangerously uar l'tnv and winding. But what did that matter to a "steerer" who could guide a "quad" at 30 miles an hour without swerviug from a chalk-line? This was not half so bad as taking a triplet round the Olympia course in London, and that he could do right easily. Steady! Steady! You're not at the Crystal Palace now, with half a dozeu multicycles ready to take you on and shield you from the wind. Steady! But keep on riding. No time to lose. Phoo! the sun! Awful! He wished ho had kept his shirt ou. Plug,plug! And so close on an hour passed. Now comparatively fresh, now seemingly done; slow now, theu fast again, and still there was nothing on the horizon but sauil and sky. Stay! There! lxight straight ahead. No, it was gone. Yes, there it was again —a cloud of dust. A tiny cloud, but full of hope for the boy, for,as he weut, it traveled still before. Ha, ha! The dust grew near. Took shape. It was the horse and on it, no doubt, Geordie Maxwell, the man he must pass. Was his horse beat? Why was he going so slow? Bide, ride! but still steady, steady, for there was distance to be traveled still. Just then the pad ran round the great Salt lake that lies to the uortli of Mount Margaret. The bicycle came close and closer, but the horseman seemed at a loss. At length they came together, and then the cyclist saw his advantage. The edge of the lake, for some way round, was crusted with salt, a coating thicker thau ice, but not so strong. Could oue get over this, miles might be saved aud the race wou. Maxwell hail tried and failed. His horse was too heavy for the salt and sunk in, almost helpless. The English boy took stock. The brumby did not sink over much, but just enough to check his speed. Geordie had wasted much valuable time in taking this short cut. Still, the salt which would not bear the horse would carry the bicycle and its rider. So, while Maxwell wallowed as best he could to firmer ground, the cyclist sailed ahead, taking a cut across a corner of the lake. Then all seemed safe, until, looking, the lad espied another cloud of dust. Yes, there were two. The one was Maxwell's, who was following as best he could, and the other came along the track from the west. They met and stopped. A change of horses. Maxwell had swopped with one of those belonging to the newcomers. Now ride, if ever you did. No matter the sun. No mat ter the dust and sweat which cling round your eyes, half blinding you. Ride, Englishman, ride! The fresh horse drew on and on, but Maxwell was urging it beyond its strength,and the knowledge that he was d6ing so seemed to make him more than ever frantic. He could not save himself— he could not save the horse. He must have the claim—no matter who had to suffer. Gradually the horse caught up and turned aside among the rocks, and then another short struggle and it was past aud on the track again, this time ahead. But still the cyclist kept close at his heels, looking now to the right, now to the left, anxiously watching for a chauce to pass. Did Maxwell know the chance must come? Did he feel his horse giving way and see that the cycliist had set tled down to ride "for ever," as he himself would tay? Perhaps he did, for,galloping ahead for a few yards,he palled up and,leaping from the saddle, rolled a great rook right in the path. The cyclist saw it just in time, but had to dismount, To verge from the nar row path meant rocks and broken limbs and buckled wheels. So the horse still kept ahead. Again another rock rolled in the path. Dismount once more. Then on again. And so again and again. How long could this go on,and which would tire first? But, stay, the pace had beeu hot, and the brumby, not ovev fresh at the start, was tiring. So was the Englishman. A few more scrambles on and off, a few more lift ings of the machine over obstructions placed in his way, and he would ba done. Maxwell slackened pace again. He was going to dismount. Once more he was going to block the way, or, if that failed, tackle the cyclist as he passed by. The lad was desperate. He could sfand a fair race, but if it came to a fight he meant having the first blow. So he whipped out his revolver and spurting till he was close to the horse, let fly a heavy bullet right be hiud its shoulder, and the animal dropped with a crash, stone dead. An hour later he had putin his ap plication and obtained the necessary papers for a reef claim; aud should you travel that pad from Mount Mar garet to Mount Weld you will hear as you pass along the thunder of the five head of heavy stamps pounding the quartz and yielding three nice fat cakes of gold fortnightly for the plucky men who found the claim aud made it their own with the help of a bicycle. The largest shareholders are an Englishman, boyishly hopeful; an Irishmau, humorously despondent, and an Australian, who still has an nn tipathy to discuss atavism.—The Wide World Magazine. FITTINC UP TROOPSHIPS. Important Preparation* Now Under WHS In tlio Navy. The fitting up of troopships is one of the most important preparations under way in the navy department. The unexpected call to send soldiers to Santiago found the government with no suitable transports for troops, aud to this fact was largely due the horrors of the returning ships loaded with sick and wounded. The main tenance of garrisons in distant islands makes it necessary for the government in the future to have regularly equip ped troopships instead of hastily pick ing up merchantmen aud cattle freight boats, as early in the war. The plans already made indicate that the troop ships will have every reasonable pro vision for the health and comfort of soldiers at sea. The Mobile, for ex ample, will be lighted with electricity. It will have a large distilling appar atus to furnish pure water. will be ample refrigerator room to keep meat and vegetables fresh. The messroom of the men will be so ar ranged that the tables can be folded against the walls and the room used as a gymnasium, for which purpose there will be proper apparatus. The bunks will be supplied with mattresses as well as '•'inkets and may be folded against the'sides of the ship, affording a roomy promenade. These quarters will be provided with bathrooms. The ship will be fitted with a hospital haviug seventy-six cots. The hospital will have a com plete dispensary, an operating room and at least two bathrooms. There will be an opeu-air promenade for the men and awnings to protect invalids while taking an airing. There will be accommodations for eighty-four officers and a bathroom for about every twenty of them. Among the vessels to undergo this transformation are the Michigan, Mississippi, Manitoba, Mas sachusetts and Minnewaska. The Ob dam, Panama aud Koumania may also be used. It is the aim of the govern ment to have some of the finest troop ships atloat, and it has excellent boats among its transports for that purpose. The troops who sail in these refitted ships will have little cause for com plaint. QUAINT AND CURIOUS. Chinese coinage in the shape of n knife has been traced back as far af 2240 B. C. The leaning tower of Pisa was built in the twelfth century, and is thirteen feet out of perpendicular. A canal connecting the Mediterra nean with the Red sea existed as earlj as 600 years before the Christian era. Its length is ninety-two miles. From China $450,000 worth of hu man hair is exported annually. It comes mostly from the heads of male factors, paupers and dead people. An Elizabethan seal-top silver spoon weighing one ouuce anil a half was sold in Loudon recently for $100; that is, SIOO an ounce. This', is a recort? price for old silver. The Victoria lily of Guiana has o circular leaf from ti feet to 12 in diame ter. 5t is turned up at the edge like a tray, aud can support, according tc its size, from 100 to 300 pounds. The sea-cucumber, one of the curi ous jelly bodies that inhabit the ocean, can practically efface itself when in danger, by squeezing the water out ol its bodv and forcing itself into a nar row crack, so narrow as not to be vis» ible to the naked eye. The Horrible Part. "Oh," she said, "I had a horribla dream last night. Aud—and you were a part of it." "I?" he exclaimed. "Yes; I dreamed you and I were alone together upon a deserted island." "Well," he replied, as he arose to go, "if that's your idea of a horrible dream I guess I may as well be say ing good-by." "But wait," she cried, "until you have heard all. You were standing on the beach waving your coat as a sig nal for help." When he left three hours later a great changa had come into hie —Chicago News.