Everything that Admirdl Dewey dtoii or says confirms hie title to The total losses on both sides of tho Bpauish-American war were less than Ifaose of single battles in our civil TU. Several of the largest banks in Ne braska have notified their depositors that they must reduce their balances for the reason that the institutions have more money on hand than they know what to do with. If a census were taken it would probably show that the population of the territory now subject to Ameri can authority had increased about 10,000,000 within the last six months. Of these, 1,000,000 have been added by the annexation of Hawaii, while the war with Spain has added the rest. Spaisli statesmen now have an op portunity to study the art of ruling such colonies as are left to them. Their method for four centuries has been described as ignorant incapacity, tempered by cruelty. They may at last understand the wisdom of recog nizing that subject races have some olaims to consideration and a few fights to be remembered. The trustees of several villages in New Xork state—Warsaw being the latest example have passed ordi nances forbidding children under fif teen years of age from ' 'being on the etreets, alleys or public places," after the hour of nine o'clock p. m.from April to October, or after eight o'clock for the other half of the year. It is made unlawful for parents or guardi ans to allow or permit children uuder their care to be on the streets during the prescribed hours, "unless there exists a reasonable necessity there for." A fine "not exceeding $25" is provided for parents who violate this Section. The police are authorized to arrest and detain children found on the streets at night, but not to im prison them. Their parents are to be notified, and are liable to a fine for not. thereafter keeping their children within bounds. In her desire to bother American exporters Germany has outdone her self. It was all right for her to ci n demn the American cattle and Ameri can canned goods, because the spite of such condemnation was expended upon herself. Nobody believed her to be self-supplying in these com modities. But trichina' have been discovered once too often. The result is no less a startling revela tion to the world than it must be a blow to innate Teutonio pride. Trichinw, Berlin officials Bay, have been discovered in an American sausage. This is impor tant if true,for it shows that Germany is not self-supplying even in sau sages. The report of the British offi cials will probably be refuted from high authority. They will be told that there are no American sausages in Germany; lienee triohinte could not have been found in them. Shoes made in the United States and imported into Germany have gained so much in favor in certain parts of Germany that official attempts have been made to create prejudice against their purchase by German cit izens. Consul-General Mason, at Frauk'ort, in a recent communication to the state department, sheds some light on the character of this opposi tion. He furnishes a translation ol an article published in a Leipsic pa per, which reads in part as follows: "The Prussian minister of commerce nnd industry has addressed to the central committee of the Union ol German Shoemakers' Guilds a sum mons to a systematic resistance to American competition in shoe prod ucts. It is known, and the fact is here emphasized by the minister, that re cently American shoes of the so called job-lot or inferior grades •schlendersorten' —which are quite in ferior to the solid Germau-made shoes, which possess a certain attractive ele gance of form and finish—have beeu imported with growing success into Germany. In order to effectually op pose this import the minister recom mends to manufacturers, shoemakers' unions aud shareholders interested in the shoe industry to obtain sample* of such goods, and by cutting and Separating the soles and uppers, which are made of paper and joined by long stitches cf thread, expose and show the base quality of workman •hip, and to bring these facts to the notice of the press and the knowledge of their customers." The consul, however, advises that there is an op portunity to develop and carry on i legitimate shoe export trade with Ger rnaay provided that it is conducted o. • straightforward, intelligeut, com mercial basis. At thfrtite* Emperor WMaln mas* find it particularly aanoying to b« pointed out kj Bismarck's epithet as "somebody's son's son." In the next seven yeats, it is now atated, Russia will spend $255,000,000 on her navy, for which she will get eight battleships, sixteen cruisers, one submarine mine transport, one torpedo transport, twenty destroyers, and thirty torpedo boats. Because of the high prices for meat German peasants are compelled to cross the border into Bussia to get such food. The butchers, unable to make profits under the strict gov ernment restrictions, have made em phntic protest against the present laws. With such conditions it would seem that Germany threw a boomer ang when it struck a blow at Ameri can meat. Printing is the second greatest in dustry in New York city, as shown by United States census returns. Cloth ing loads, with a production of $138,- 000,000; boofcmaking, printing and publishing are lumped at 901,000,000, and slaughtering and meat-packing follow with a total of sfto,ooo,ooo. Engraving and lithographing are grouped together as the nineteenth in dustry in the city, with a production of $9,000,000. According to the London Lancet, the ever-present microbe has the best of opportunities to attack the cyclst who rides along a dusty road with his mouth open. Often after such a ride there are unpleasant sensations, and the symptoms are desoribed as a feel ing of dryness in the throat, followed by its sore and inflamed frequently resulting in headache and depression similar to that experienced in poisoning cases. Boad dust con tains numerous varieties of bacteria, and among the more dangerous of the pathogenic microbes that have been found and isolated are those of pus, malignant cedema, tetanus, tubercle, and septicemia. The injurious effect of these organisms would forthemost part be averted if the mouth were kept closed and respiration confined to the uose, as few of the microbes pass be yond the extreme end of the nasal passage and consequently reach the larynx or bronchial surfaces. In ad dition to breathing exclusively through the nostrils, it is recommended that after a dusty ride or walk the nose ehould be douched with a weak and slightly warm solution of some harm less antiseptic. The report of the director of physi cal training in public schools of Washington has lately been published. According to this report, the benefi cial results of systematic daily exer cise have been marked; but, as the writer of the paper truly remarks, "It is impossible to test the fall measure of success or failure of our efforts. It is in the remote future, with school days long past, that the lastiug influ ence of such work will be felt by the individual child." However, one thing seems certain, viz., that the in troduction of physical training into the public schools of America is a step in the right direction, and, if intelli gently carried out, should result in producing a stronger race mentally and physically, thinks the Scientific American. The fact should not be forgotten though, that physical train ing may be abused. Gymnastics should not be permitted to take the place of play, but rather the two should go hand in hand.—Medical Record. The recently published statement ol the United States treasury department as to the imports and exports of iron and steel and their manufactures is a very striking one. In round numbers, the United States in 1880 imported #74,000,000 worth of these articles and exported less than $13,- 000,000 worth. In the last fiscal year these figures were exactly reversod. The imports were a little over $12,- 000,000, the exports were about $75,- 000,000. When we consider the marked fall in the prices of many vari eties of the manufactures of iron and steel the change is more significant. It is still more so when we recall the very large increase in the population of the United States. This in 1880 was a little over 50,000,000. By the latest estimate of the bureau of sta tistics it is now a little less than 75,- 000,000. It follows, therefore, that in 1880, when we had to import $74,- 000,000 worth of iron and steel and their manufactures, we consumed not only all onr own product, but an av erage of $1.50 worth of imports In 1808 our own product not only sup plied the needs of a population of 75,000,000, but enabled us to send abroad an average per capita of $1 worth. A TRIPLE DILEMMA. She'* looking rather doleful, Because she's ten4er-hearted— She's talking very blue, The war's to blame, you see- She la no longer soulful— She was, when they'd departed, What can the poor girl dot Engaged to soldiers three! The doorbell's sudden ringing And now this reckless plighter Her nerves doth sadly rend | Doth realize, alaek! Unto the stair rail clinging, Each death-defying fighter She wonders how 'twill end. Is safely hustling baok ! —Cleveland Plain Dealer. Jk "CAPTAIN DORRY." > 4 A WAR BTOBY. ► J After my Grandmother Atkenson died and her will was read they found that she had divided her smaller treas ures among her grandchildren. To me came a square box, with a few words in the dearly remembered hand writing. She had written them years before she died, for the ink was faded and the paper yellowed with age. "This,"the paper said, "is laid aside for my granddaughter, Dorothea At kenson, to be given to her after my death. The contents of this box be longed to her cousin, Dorothea Atken son, for Whom she was named." When I opened the carefully tied package I found a blue soldier cap that had seen much hard service. It was faded, frayed and stained and had tarnished gold letters on the front. Inside of this was a small leather case, lined with blue velvet and containing a silver cup. Engraved on one side of the cup was the American flag and on the other this inscription: To Captain Dorry. From her faithful, loving soldiers. Aunt Mary, my grandmother's only ahild who had not married, still-lived on the old homestead. She had sent me the package, with a letter telling of grandmother's death, but with no word of explanation in regard to the box. I was at boarding school when the package reached me, hundreds of miles from my own people. I wrote to Aunt Mary at once asking mauy questions; but she had gone abroad. The letter followed her over Europe, never catching her, and at last found its way back, covered with postmarks, to the old farm. I appealed to ray mother, the only other persou likely to know anything about it, but her answer was very un satisfactory. "The cup," she wrote, "belonged to your cousin Dorothea, the daughter of your father's only brother, William Atkenson. His wife died when Doro thea was born, aud he,poor fellow, was killed in the war. The soldier cap be longed to him ataul is connected with the cup in a story which I must leave your Aunt Mary to tell you. I never saw the child; your father was a mere lad when the events happened." Often I lifted the cup from its box and read the queer inscription and wondered what it meant. Many times I turned that faded cap around on my finger and tried to guess the story that connected them. Father had died when I was a little girl, but I could remember how he would say to me, "My precious other little Dorry." When Auut Mary returned from abroad she wrote at once, telling me of my much-traveled letter and invit ing me to spend a few weeks with her at the old homestead. "I will tell you the story when you come,dear," she wrote, "andyon might bring the things with you. I should like to see them again." Three days later I was sitting op posite aunty at the tea-table in the familiar dining room. "You want the story right away,to night?" she laughed. "Well, I don't wonder. A year is a long time to wait for a story. You shall have it as soon as we finish tea." "My poor little girl!" said aunty, when I brought the things and laid them in her lap. "I must show you her picture, Dorry." Such a solemn, pretty little round face! The serious baby mouth closed firmly; the gray eyes looked straight into yours from under the baby brows; the thick, dark hair was cut short. "She looked more like her Uncle Jim, your father, than auyone else," said my aunt, "and you mustn't be jealous, dear, but I'm sure he loved her as much as he did you." "I don't wonder," I answered, pressing the face in the picture to mine. "Who could help loving her?" "Dear baby, her mother died when she was born, and her father enlisted in the army when she was only two years old. Her mother's relatives took care of her until then, but when Will left he begged us togo aud get her. " 'I shall feel safe if she is with you,' he wrote to mother, and Jim was spnt to the city to briug her home. •How well I remember that day. How we cried over her, mother and I, and how solemnly she gazed at us from Jim's arms. He said he had found her crying for 'papa,' but in his ten der way he had won her small heart. "When she was three years old Will was sent home on sick leave. After one little dazed moment aud a look at Jim, she went straight to her father's arms. He, poor fellow, wouldn't allow her out of his sight. "After we told her who he was,she called him 'papa' in her quiet voice and would sit patiently by his side, smoothing his hair and crooning a queer little song Jim had taugh£ her till he would fall asleep. " 'She ain't no reg'lar child,' old Aunt Barbara, the colored cook, would often declare, 'She's old, she is; she beats my time.' Born in sad times, dear baby, she almost seemed to real ize it! "Then Will left us and took Jim with him. Your father couldn't stay at home with all that fighting going on, although he wasn't much mo*? than a boy. Mother and I bade them Godspeed with brave faces, but when we reached home we sobbed out our sorrow in each other's arms. "My poor little Dorry! She never saw her father again. Three months from that day he was killed, and Jim was wounded at the same time and sent home to die, with his shattered arm in a sling. "He was unconscious for weeks,but mother and I nursed him back to life. When he grew stronger we learned the particulars of that dreadful day. "They had fought side by side, my two brave brothers. Will's words as he fell, 'Go on, old fellow, you must fight for both of us now!' had sent Jim madly forward,even after his own arin hung helpless by his side. He be came unconscious from loss of blood and fell, rose again and staggered he didn't know how long or where, fell again, and when he struggled back to life it was night, and everything was quiet. "No, not everything—he could hear a moaning sound near him, and when he crawled over to the spot it came from he found—Will. "Will didn't know Jim; he was too far gone. But he kept moaning 'Water! Water!' Poor Jim lay there and cried, for his canteen was empty, and he was too weak to move again. All through that night he lay there, listening to his brother's voice beg ging for a drink and too helpless even to put his hand out to touch him. "When morning came the calls ceased, and Jim remembered nothing more till he woke in his own room, with mother's face bending over him. 'I might have saved his life—for a few hours, anyway—if my canteen hadn't been empty,' cried the poor boy,bury ing his head in the pillow, while mother and I sobbed aloud. "There wus only the firelight in the room, and wfi little dreamed that. Dorry had come in. She sat in the shadow till the tale was done, then rose and stood among us, who were too startled to speak. Her face looked white; her great eyes were dilated,and the baby voice sounded harsh and old when she spoke. " 'Did papa die 'cause he couldn't have a jink of water?' she asked, in a toneof horror,laying her hand earnest ly on Jim's arm. "We couldn't pacify her. She didn't cry, but shook and quivered, and all the time she was so white,and her eyes went from one face to the other in such a questioning, pitiful way,that we were broken-hearted over her. "That year the war ended. The soldiers began to come home, and we could see trains filled with them pass ing every day. One morning,just be fore breakfast time, there was an acci dent on the road some miles ahead of us, and an ear'.y train loaded with the army men was detained at our town for over three hours. "Such a wornout-looking lot! Some were sick,some wounded, and all were tired and hungry. Every house in the place was thrown open to them. Jim, still weak aud shaky, was rolled to the door to welcome them as they came up the path, while mother aud Barbara and I flew about, grinding coffee,bak ing cakes, fiyiug aud broiling and set ting the breakfast table the whole length of the dining room. "In the excitement Dorry was for gotten. I had left her standing by Jim when Iran out to the kitchen. He told us afterward that she stood watching the scene for some time, her hands clasped behind her in an old fashioned way; then she suddenly surprised him by pulling him down and whispering, 'Uncle Dim, may I have my papa's cap?' "It was the first time she had spoken of her father since that night. Just then a lot of the boys went past. Away she flew, and in the excitement Jim forgot her question. "Well, the dining room was full; everyone was busy, and I stood pour ing cott'ee at a side table, when Mat thew, Aunt Barbara's boy, came rnsh iug in, his face on its usual broad grin. " 'Come to the front door for jest a minute,' he said. So I dropped every thing and ran. "Shall I ever forget that scene? At first I saw only a great mauy soldiers gathered about the horse-block in the front yard. Some were on the road, some in the yard,but all pressed close to the steps. Then one of them moved, and I saw Dorry standing bravely among them, her white dress blowing in the breeze, a worn soldier-cap on her erect little head and in her out stretched hand a long dipper. "While I looked and could scarcely believe my eyes, ber ringing little voice called out sweetly, 'F'esh water, nice f'esh water!' and she was lost again behind the crowding bluecoats. " 'She done got me to fetch dat bucket and put it on them steps, and I weren't studyin' what she was gwine to do till I heard her callin' out and them soldiers crowdin' up to get a drink,' explained Mattli 'She looked so kind o' businesslike wid dat cap on, I went right on and done like she told me. What you reckon made dat chile think 'bout gettin' 'em a drink?' he asked '1 believed I knew «ad crept quiet ly over to the edge of the crowd to wateh and listen. I could see he» plainly then. The earnest gray eyea looked straight into each bronzed faca from under the rim of the old cap. She watched each soldier as he drank from the upturned dipper, then called again, 'Water, nice f'esh water!' Down she would plunge the dipper to the bottom of the big bucket and bring it up hospitably full. "The men crowded around her, full of surprise and curiosity. Her little sigh of satisfaction when some dusty throated old veteran drank deeply from her hands was very evident. Once, when a young fellow asked for a sec ond supply,the dimple came into view for a minute, the little face relaxed into a shadowy smile. " 'Nice?' she asked,kindly,stooping to look under his cap, and a ripple ol sympathetic laughter ran through the crowd. " ' 'Taint likely her folks sfet her to doiu' this,' said one soldier. " 'Oh, they must have,' said another; 'let's ask her.' "She was leaning over the bucket when he pushed his way through, but she stood up instantly when he spoke to her aud turned, facing him. " 'Did your mother seud you out to do this, sissy?' he asked. " 'No,' she answered. " 'Who did, then?' he persisted. " 'Nobody; I finked about it my self,' she said, gazing at him, a little frown between her eyes. "Then, seeing that some explana tion was expected of her, she said, quietly, though the dear voice broke into a sob over the words: " 'My papa died in the army 'cauße he couldn't have a jink of water,' and down went the brave little head, aud the men suddenly became as still as death. "It didn't take me a minute to get through and snatch that blessed baby in my arms. I sat right down ou that horse-block and cried over her. Without thinking once of how they wdre all looking at me. "But bless me, when I did look up, there they were, wiping their eyes on their coat sleeves. Two or three of them kuelt down, pattiug her little shoes. Some of them had turned their backs aud stood looking hard at the ground, while one soft-hearted fellow sobbed like a girl. "I wanted to take her away, but they begged hard to huve her stay, and she was so anxious togo on, after she had had her little cry out, that I left her and hurried into the house. Dear Jim,white and trembling, after I hud blurted out ray story to the tableful of soldiers, insisted upon going out to her, while mother cried, aud Barbara informed us a dozen times that 'she'd always told us she weren't no reg'lar child.' "When the soldiers fully understood what it meant how they crowded about her, touched to the heurt by the pa thetic little story. For two hours she kept to her post gallantly, Jim standing over her, proud and pale, while Matthew carried water from the well. " 'I put the cap on so as they'd know I was papa's daughter,' she whispered to me, in full confidence that every IUMI in the regiment would recognize it. "Old men, grizzly and worn,strug gled up,proud of a word or smile; the younger ones begged for a kiss wheu they pressed forward for a drink, and 'Captain Dorry,' as they called her, ladled out the sparkling water,inteut, heart and soul, on serving her thirsty soldiers. Then the time came for them to move on,and Dorry was lifted up on Matthew's shoulder to see them go. "From her high post she waved the old cap good bye, while the men, led oft' by a veteran on crutches, sent up for 'Captaiu Dorry' three rousing, roaring cheers that rolled away like thunder aud echoed back from the hills. "They formed in Hue; the drummer and the one lone lifer headed the pro cession, aud down the road they came, each man saluting as he passed, while she, after oue quick glance at Jim, raised the old cap and stood with un covered head. The tattered flag dipped to the gallant little figure; the last blue coat disappeared; the sound of the tramping feet died away. "Two mouths later this box came by express, directed to 'Miss Dorothea Atkenson,' and iu it we fouud the cup. '• 'To Captain Dorry. From her faithful, loving soldiers.' " So read Aunt Mary, lifting the cup from its velvet bed aud looking at it with dim eyes. "My blessed little girl, how prou<'. she was. Nothiug would induce Iter to drink out of it; she guarded it lov ingly by day aud slept with it perched on the foot of her bed. "We learned afterward that every man in the regiment had given his mite toward the purchase of the cup. Theu they were disbanded and went beyoud the reach of her thanks. But 'Tell them I love every one of papa's soldiers,' Dorry said to Jim,stretching out her arms as if to embrace the whole regiment. "That's the end of the little story, dear." My aunt sat looking into the fire, smoothing the old blue cap absently, and I could not bear to ask the ques tion that trembled on my tongue. "Yes," she said, bringing her eyes back to my face aud seeming to read my thoughts, "she died that very win ter. We hung this over her bed where she could see it always, and the cup was on the pillow by her wheu she breathed her last little sigh. "My blessed baby,my little Captain Dorry," said aunty, softly, while I, looking down at the enp, saw it shin ing through a mist of tears, —Youth'* Companion. THE MULE'S HARD LOT. I'm a mule, an army donkey, Never kicking, Always sticking To the troops where'er they go. Silently I bear my burden, Not a word ol credit get, Never grumbling, Ever stumbling Through the dry and through the wet. I'm a factor In the army, Ought to see me in a light, Always ready, Ever steady. Be it day or be it night. I am good for any labor, Tote the beans or drag a gun, Never minding All the blinding Bain of lead, though others run. When I'm old and totter legged— Up in steaks the boys in blue Kip and gash me. Cut and slash me— And my work at last is through. —Detroit Free Press. HUMOROUS. An Illinois boy was recently asked to define the word "goblin," and sol emnly responded, "A goblin is the ghost of a turkey." "Kirby tells me he walks in his sleep." "How remarkable! He doesn't do anything but sit uround while he is awake." The Christian Scientist—Your dys pepsyi exists only in your mind. The Sufferer—Now, 1 know I am not so low minded as that. Young Wife—But aren't you the man 1 gave some cake toon Monday? Tramp—Yes, mum; but thank the fates! I've got over it. "That policeman on our beat is a wonderful i*ian." "How's that?" "He's on duty all night and never sleeps a wink in day time." "McSnob is certainly the laziest man on earth." "Lazy? Suppose you try his occupation of getting a dinner invitation every day-" "That dog seems almost hunii 11 at times," said old Mr. Fussy. "I'es," replied Mrs. Fussy. "He growls over his food quite as much as you do.'' That editor of magazines l'rove fulJible's to be expected— What wonder if they sometimes print Things good enough to be rejected? She (in business for herself) —Do you think you can learn to love me? He (a deputy sheriff) —Oh, some day I may have an attachment for you. "Has Hagby any talents worth men tioning?" "Talents? I've known him to borrow one girl's hors-e and phaeton to take another girl out for a drive." Spanish Grandee—The people will demand an account some day, I fear. Second Grandee—What shall we do? All the world knows we are no book keepers. Minnie—What a monotonous time those poor heathen women who wear almost no clothes must have. Mamie —Yes. I wonder what they find to worry over? The New Girl—What was that pe culiar noise 1 heard in the hall out side my door this morniug. Mistress (timidly)—lt must have been my hus band calling you. A little girl, attending a party, was asked by her mother how she enjoyed herself. "Oh," said she, "I am full of happiness. I couldn't be any happier unless I could grow." '•Love me little, love me long," Quoth I, somewhat in spoit. '•l'u have to love a mun a lot," Suith she. "to love him when he's short." "I notice, Miranda," remarked Mr. Xeggßchoice, "that your first hus* baud's clothes do not fit ine." "No, Cyrus," coincided Mrs. Neggsci,oice, with a little sigh. "You don't lit them." "Oh, mamma, don't read any more about canuibals being wicked for ctok* ing the missionaries. Why, my own dad's as bad as any of them; 1 heard him tell you himself that at dinner last night he toasted all his friend ." That was a triumphant appeal of an Irishman, who was a lover of antiquity, who, in arguing the superiority of old architecture over the new, said, "Where will you find any modern building that has lasted so long as the ancient?" First Theosophist—This settles it; I resign from the society. Second Theosophist What's the matter? First Theosophist—Why, one of my tenants has gone off without paying his rent and left me a note saying he would try to square with me in s.uie future existence. A Shop of Criminal Hric-a-ISrac. Relics of great crimes in Paris, France,are not placed in a government museum, nor are they retained within the archives of the prefecture de po lice; they are exhibited for a few days and are then knocked down to the highest bidder. Many Parisians and foreigners, too, residing in Paris have large collections of this bric-a-brac de orime. The government shop in the Rue de Ecoles, where the gruesome objects are exposed for sale occasion ally, has a curious lot or two to offer to any would-be purchaser. Up to the present, however, pieces . of the human anatomy have not figured in the catalogue, but there was recently offered for sale a gentleman's ear in an excellent state of preservation, a 9 the auctioneer remarked, owing to its having been kept in Bpirits of wine. The ear belonged to one M. Deloyer. and was bitten off by au adversary in the course of a street row. Diloyer recovered from the eff«cts of the in jury. The artiole was finally knocked down for #1.'25. A heavily muffled man in the audience was supposed to have been the original possessor of the ear. He continually managed to raise the bid at a doubtful moment, lut he vas not able to bay ir the article, #iich finally went to a M. Lafage. N>w York Times.