DR. TALMAGE'S SERMON. SUNDAY'S DISCOURSE BY THE NOTED DIVINE. Doneity Eulogized—Ruinous Modes of Getting Money—Why Politics Has Be come a Synonym For Truculency and I Turpitude—The Morals of the Gospel. TBXT: "They that will be rich fall Into a temptation and a snare, and Into many foolish and hurtful lusts, which drown men In destruction and perdition."—l Timothy vl„ 9. That Is the Niagara Falls over which rush a multitude of BOUIS, namely, the deter mination to have the money anyhow, right or wrong. Tell me how a man gets his money and what he does with it, and I will tell you his character, and what will be his destiny In this world aud the next. I pro pose to speak to-day about the ruinous modes ot getting money. In all our city, state and national elec tions large sums of money are used In brib ery. Politics, from belng'tbe science of good government, has often been be draggled Into the synonym lor truculency and turpitude. A monster sin, plausible, potent, pestiferous, has gone forth to do Its dreadful work in all ages. Its two hands are rotten with leprosy. It keeps Its right hand hidden In u deep pocket. The left hand is clenched, aud with Its ichorous knuckle it taps at the door of the court-room, the legislative hall, the con gress and the parliament. The door swings open nnd the monster enters, and glides through the aisle of the council chamber as softly as a slippered page, and then it takes Its right hand from its deep pocket, and offers it in salutation to judge or legislator. If that baud be taken, and the palm of the intruder cross the palui of the official, the leprosy crosses from palm to palm in a round blotch, round as a gold eagle, and the virus spreads, and the doom is fixed, and the victim perlshos. Let bribery, accursed of God and man, stand up for trial. The Bible arraigns It ngaln and again. Samuel says of his two sous, who became judges, "They took bribes nnd perverted judgment." David says of some of his pursuers, "Their right hand Is full of bribes." Amos says ot some men In his day, "They take a bribe, and turn aside the poor iu the gute." Elipha* fortells the crushing blows of God's iudlguatlon, de claring. "Fire shall consume the taber uncle of bribery." It is no light temptation. The mightiest bave fallen under it. Lord Bacon, Lord Chancellor ot England, rounder of our modern science, author of "Novum Organum," and a whole library of books, the leading thinker of his century, so precocious that when u little child he was asked by Queen Elizabeth, "How old are you?" be responded. "1 aui two yours younger than your Muajesty's happy reign;" of whose orntory Ben Jonson wrote, "The fear of every man that heard him was lest he should make an end;" hav ing an income whieh you would suppose would have put him beyond thetemptation of bribery—thirty-six thousand dollars a year, aud Twickenham Court, a gift, and princely estates In Hertfordshire—yet under this temptation to bribery, failing Hut Into ruin, and on his confession of taking bribes, giving as excuse tlint ail his fjredecessors took them: he was lined two iundred thousund dollars—or what corre sponds with our two hundred thousand dollars—and imprisoned in London Tower. Even heathenism and the Dark Ages have furnished specimens of incorruptibility. A cadi of Smyrna had a case brought before him on trial. A man gave him five hundred ducats in bribery. The ease came on. The briber had many witnesses. The poor man on the other side had no witnesses. At the close of the case the cadi said: "This poor ninn has no witnesses, he thinks; I shall produce in his behalf live hundred witness es against the other side." Then pulling out the bag of ducats from under the otto man, he dusbed it down at the feet of the briber, saying: "I give my decision against you." Epaminoudas offered a bribe, said: "1 will do tills tiling if it be right, and if it be wrong, all your goods cannot persuade tue." The President of the Amaricau Congress during the American Revolution, General liee.l, was offered ten thousand guineas toy foreign commissioners if he would betray this country. He replied: "Gentlemen, I am n very poor man, but tell your king he is not rich enough to buy me." But why go so far, when yon or I, if we move iu honorable society, know men and women who by all the forces ot earth nnd Hell could not be bribed. They would no more be bribed than you would think of tempt ing an angel of light to exchange Ilea von for the pit. To offer a bribe is villiauy, but it is a very poor compliment to the man to whom it Is offered. My charge Is to you, in all departments of life, steer clear of bribery, ail of you. Every man and woman will at some time lie tempted to do wrong for compensation. The bribe may not be offered iu money. It may be offered in social position. Let us remember that there Is a day coming when the most secret transaction of pri vate life, and of public life, will come up for public reprehension. We cannot bribe death, we cannot bribe sickness, we cannot bribe the grave, we i cannot bribe the judgment of that God who thunders ngainst this sio. "Fie!" said Cardinal Beaufort, "fle! Can't death be bribed? Is money nothing? Must I •lie, and so rich? If the owning of the whole realm would save me I could get it by policy or by purchase—by m4ney." No. death would not be bribed then; he will not be bribed now. Men of the world often regret that they have to leave their money here when taey go away from the world. You can tell from whut they say in their last hours that one of their chief sorrows is that they have to leave their money. I break t hat delusion. I tell that bribe-taker that he will take his money with him. God will wrap It up In your shroud, or put it In the palm of your baud In resurrection, and there it will lie, not the cool, bright, shining gold as it was on the day when you sold your vote and your moral principle, but there It will He, a hot metal, burning and consuming your hand forever. Or, if there be enough of It for a chain, then it will fall overthe wrist, clank ing fetter.* of an eternal captivity. The bribe is an everlasting possession. You take it for time, you take it for eternity. Some day In the next world, when y»u are longing for sympathy, you will feel ou your cheek u kiss. Looking up, you will ilnd it to be Judas, who took thirty pieces of silver us a bribe, and llnlshed the bar gain by putting an infamous kiss on the pureciieek of his divine Master. Another wrong use of money is seen In the abuse ot trust funds. Nearly every man during the course ot Ills lite, on a large or smaller scale, has the property of others committed to bi9 keeping. He is, so for, a safety deposit, he is an adminis trator, and holds In his hand the interest of the family of a deceased friend. Or he Is an uttorney, and through his custody goes the payment from debtor to creditor, or he is the collector of u business house, w!liVi> compensates him for the responsi bility; or he Is treasurer for a charitable institution, nnd he holds alms contributed for the suffering; or he is an official of the city or the State or the nation, and taxes and subsidies and salaries and supplies Hre in his keeping. Another remark needs to be made, aud that Is that people ought not togo into places, into business, or into positions where the temptation is mightier than their character. If there he large sums of money to be handled, and the man is not sure of his own integrity, you bave no right to run an unseaworthy craft In a hurricane. A man can tell by the sense ot weakness or strength In the presence of a bad opportunity whether he is In a safe place. How many parents make an awful mistake when they put their boys in bank ing houses and stores and shops and fac tories and placet of solemn trust without ones discussing whether they can endure the temptation! You give the hoy plenty! of money, and hare no aooount of It, ana make the way down beoome very eaay, and YOU may put upon him a pressure that he cnnnot stand. There are men who gou are careful of your own. Above all, keep your own private account at the bank separate from your account as trustee of an estate, or trustee of an Institution. That is the point at which thousands of people make shlpwreob. They get the property of others mixed up with their own property, they put It into investment, and away It all goes, and they cannot re turn that which they borrowed. Then comes the explosion, and the money mar ket Is shaken, and the press denounces, and the Church thunders expulsion. A blustering young man arrived at a ho tel in the West, and he saw a man on the sidewalk whom he supposed to be a labor er, and in a rough way, as no man has a right to address a laborer, said to him, "Carry this trunk upstairs." The man carried the trunk upstairs and oame down, and then the young man gave him a quar ter of a dollar which was dipped, and In stead of being twenty-five cents It was worth only twenty cents. Then the young man gave his card to the laborer and said, "You tuke this up to Governor Grimes; I want to see him." "Ah," said the laborer, "I am Governor Grimes." "Ob," said the young man, "you—l—excuse me." Then the Governor said: "I was muoh impressed by the letter you wrote me asking for a certain office In my gift, and I had made up my mind you should have it, but a young man who will cheat a laborer out of live cents would swindle the government ot the Stale If be got his hands on It. I don't want you. Good morning, sir." I do not suppose there was ever a better specimen ot honesty than was found In the Duke of Wellington. He marched with hlB army over the French frontier, and th« army was suffering and he scaroely knew how to get along, l'lenty of plunder all übout, but he commanded none of the plunder to be taken. He writes home these remarkable words: ' Wo are overwhelmed with debts, and I can scarcely stir out of my house on accout of public creditors, waiting to demand what is due to them." Yet at the very time the Frenoh peasantry were bringing their valuables to him to keep. A celebrated writer says of the transaction: "Nothing can be grander or more nobly original than this admission, l'lils old soldier, after thirty years' service, this iron man and victorious general, es tablished in an enemy's country at the head ol an immense army, is afraid of his creditors! Tills is a kind of fear that has seldom troubled conquerors and Invaders, and I doubt If the annals ot war present anything comparable to Its sublime sim plicity." Oh! is it not high time, that we preach the morals of the Gospel right beside the faith of the Gospel? Mr. Froude, the cele brated English historian, has written ot bis own country these remarkable words: "From the great house in the city of Lon don to the village grocer, the commercial life of England has been saturated with fraud. So deep has it gone that a strictly honest tradesman can hardly hold his ground against competition. You can no longer trust that any article you buy is the thing which it pretends to be. We hnve false weights, false measures, cheating, and shoddy everywhere. And yet the clergy has sj.'u all this grow up in absolute Indif ference. Many hundteds of sermons have I heard in England on the divine mission of the clergy, on bishops, and ou Justification, and the theory of good works, and verbal Inspiration, and the efficacy of the sacra ments; but during all these thirty wonder ful years, never one that I cau recollect on common honesty." My hearer, what are you doing with that fraudulent document iu your poeket? My olher hearer, how are you gutting along with that wicked scheme you have now on foot? Is that a "pool ticket" you have In your pocket? Why, O young" man, were you last uight practicing In copying your employer's signature? Where were you last night? Are your habits as good as when you left your father's house? You had a Christian ancestry, perhaps, and you have had too many prnyers spent on you to go overboard. Dr. Livingstone, the famous explorer, wai descended from the High landers, and he said that one ot his ances tors. one of the Highlanders, one day called his family around him. The Highlander was dying; ho had his children around his death-bed. He said: "Now, my lads, I hava looked all through our history as far back as I can llnd It, and I have never found a dishonest man iu nil the line, and I want you 10 understand you Inherit good blood. You have no excuse for doing wrong. My lads, be honest." Ah. my friends, be honest before God, be honest before your fellow-meu, be honest before your soul. If there he those who have wandered away, come back, coma home, come now, one and all, come Into the Kingdom ot God. I am glad some one has set to music that scone in August, 1991, when a young glri saved from death a whole rail train of pas sengers. Some ot you remember that out West in that year on a stormy night a hur ricane blew down part of a railroad bridge. A freight train oame along and It crashed Into the ruin, and the engineer and con ductor perished. There wa* a girl living in her father's cabin, near the disaster, und she heard the crash ot the freight train, and she knew that in a few moments an express was due. She lighted a lantern and clambered up on the one beam of the wrecked bridge onto the main bridge,which was trestle work, and started to cross amid the thunder and the lightnlug of the tem pest.and the racing ot the torrent beneath. One misstep and it would have been death. Amid all that horror tha lantern went out. Crawling sometimes, and sometimes walk ing over the slippery rails, and over the trestle work, she came to the other side of the river. She wanted to get to the tele graph station, where the express train did not stop, so that the danger might be telegraphed to the station where the train did stop. The train was due in a few min utes. She was one mllo off from the tele graph stutlon, but fortunately the train was late. With cut and bruised feet sha flew like the wind. Coming up to the tele graph station, panting with almost deadly exhaustion, she had only strength to shout, "The bridge is down!" when she dropped unconscious, and could hardly be resuscitated. The message was sent from that station to the next station, and the train halted, and that night that brave girl saved the lives of hundreds of passengers, and saved many homes from desolation. But every street is a track, and every style of business is a track, and every day is a track, and every night is a track, and mul titudes under the power of temptation come sweeping on and sweeping down to ward perils raging and terrific. God help us togo out und stop the train! Let us throw some signal. Let us give some warning. By the throne of God let us flash some influenoe to stop the downward progress. Beware! Bewaru! The bridge is down, the chasm is deep, and the light nings of Qod set ail the night of sin on flra with this warning: "He that, being often reproved, hardeneth his neck, shall sud denly be destroyed, and that without rem edy." A TEMPERANCE COLUMN. THE DRINK EVIL MADE MANIFEST IN MANY WAYS. "What Will Yon Take?"—lady Henry Somerset Gives a Keport on tlte Re sult* of Her Crusade Against Strong Vrlnlc in England. What will I take? I'U take good health. And moderate wealth. And have no chains to bind me. I'll take the bread Wherewith I'm ted. And leave strong drink behind me. What will I take? I'll take my All Of right good will And angry words not hardy. I'll take my shnre Ot God's good air- No rum, no gin, no brandy. What will I take? I'll take my pay From day today. If I should chance to labor; But through strong drink 1 will not sink, And will protect my neighbor. —JI. A. Kidder. Temperance Work In England. Lady Henry Somerset's recently issued report on the industrial (arm colony at Duxhurst, Relgato, England, in connection with the British Women's Christian Tem perance Association. demonstrates that the two chief features adopted in the starting of the colony—the village system and out door occupation, such as gnidening, fruit growing and forming—have proved their value. "The village system gives the real sense ot home which no conventional Insti tution, however comfortably ordered, could ever convey; and the cottages are furnished with only the appliances of good, ordinnry artisans' dwellings, clean, attractive and dainty. They teach the first lesson of what a home should be; aud the women who, through drink, have wrecked their own households, realize the comfort that clean liness and sobriety can give—a very low motive, perhaps, for giving up drink and leading a virtuous life, but a powerful one; for the very natures over which Intoxicants have the most power are the ease-loving, often lovable characters to whom comfort, when In their saner moments, would ap peal most strongly. It is popularly supposed that, once a wom an tak#s to drink, she can never lie re formed; but the village at Duxhurst re futes that slander completely, for out of the sixty-one patients who have passed through the home forty-two completed their term of one year, and out of that number only seven have failed. Thirty three are at tho present moment doing well, one lias died, and another dlappenrcd. The pretty little homes have awakened in many a laudable ambition to attain the same result of comfort and cleanllnesj in their own dwellings when they return to them; and tho outdoor employment has helped to strengthen the physical system, which was slowly being ruined by drink. Two new cottages are about to be erected, bnt even they will not accommodate all the applicants for admission." Saloons Versus Churches. Rev. C. 11. Zimmerman, of Evanston, preached ill the Chicago First Methodist Episcopal Church on a recent Sunday on the relation of civil government to the kingdom ot God. Among other thing lie said: "The Scriptures teach that governments are ordained of God to be instruments of righteousness for the advancement of His kingdom among men. The fundamental and Indispensable element of the kingdom of God Is righteousness. This righteous ness is as bluding upon corporations and governmeats as it is upon individuals. There is no greater reason why any in dividual should be righteous than there Is why tho government of Chicago, of the State of Illinois aud of tho United States should be righteous. The consequences of corporate wrongdoiug are most disastrous. Not to mention other evils, consider how great an obstruction the liquor tralllc is to the progress of the kingdom of God in Chi cago. There Hre in round numbers GOOO saioons and COO churches in Chicago—ten times as many saloons as churches, with more than ten times the patronage. The saloons do business every day and night in tho week; the churches are open one day In the week. In these conditions it Is not surprising that the Increase in churoh membership is not keeping pace with growth of population. The saloon and its associate evils do moro to ruin the people materially aud morally than the church ean do to savo them. We may pour out our money like water to evangelize our city, but for every recruit the church makes for heaven the saloou makes ten for hell. The first aud most imperative duty of all who desire the progress of the kingkom is to unite for righteous govern ment in city, state and nation." * An Example of True Courage. The following story ot Christian courage is told In The Christian: When, as a brigadier-general, Clinton B. Fisk was In command of the military dis triot of St. Louis, it became his duty, on one occasion, officially to reoeive and welcome to that city an eminent major-general, coming to take command ot the military department. General Fisk, accompanied by an aid-de-camp, met ills commander on the east sldtTSf the river—there was no bridge then—and escorted him with his aid-de camp across the river by ferry and to the hotel In which he had engaged a suite of rooms for him. As soon as they were within the parlor— at once assuming the place of host and ready to treat the other officers as bis guests—tho major-general ordered a ser vant to bring four whisky punches. "Only three, if you please, general, ex cuse me," promptly and courteously spake General Fisk. "You'll not refuse to drink with me, will you?" said the superior officer. "It I should drink now, it would be the first time. You would not advise me to be gin now. would you, general?" "No: God bless you! Long may yon wave!" was the gracious aud gallant re sponse. The Wine and Ueer Cure. There Is in some papers an untiring but most tlrescrae reiteration of the oft-refuted statement that the tendency of a general use of wine and beer is to reduce drunken ness in tbecommunltv. Surely beer-drink lng Germany and wine-drinking France furnish no support to this fallacious theory. The increasing prevalence of drunkenness in those countries begins to excite alarm, and the warning voice of the physician, the statesman, and the philanthropist is raised regarding the consequent demoralization and physical and mental deterioration ot the people. Alcoholic Insanity is reported to be twice as common in France now as ilfteen years ago and the number of per sons placed under restraint on account ot it has Increased twenty-five per oent. in the last three years.—Presbyterian Banner. Shots at the Rum Traffic. Rum does not mix with reason. A reformer should reform himself first. If he turns bis attention to others before himself be begins at the wrong end. The love ot liquor and the love ot luore seem to be two great causes of scandal in the army during our late unpleasantness with Spain. Temperance and labor are the two best physicians of men; labor sharpens the ap petite, and temperance prevents hltn from indulging in excess. The Review ot St. Louis says: "Other things being equal he endures hot weather best who is least addicted to the use ot In toxicating liquors." Woman's Heroism. | Ftvm the Register-Qazette, Rockfovi, 111. During the eivil war nearly as much hero ism v/as shown by the women of our nation as by the brave soldiers. Many a woman, weeping for her dead son, bound up the wounds of his suffering comrades, rejoicing even while C" dation for _ „ ... the world- On the Battlefield. famed or ganization known as the Woman's Relief oorps, whose aid to the soldier of to-day lighting against the world fora living, Is no less notable than the heroism of the early 60*8, One of the most earnest members of the corps at Byron, 111., Is Mrs. James House weart, but illness once put a stop to her active work. A year or so ago, when she was nearing ilfty years of age, the timo when women must be most careful of their strength, Mrs. Ilouseweart was taken seriously ill. The family physician told her that she had reached 11 critical period of her life, and must be very careful. His prescriptions and treatment did not benefit her, and other treatment proved un availing. At last Dr. Williams- Pink Pills for Pale People wore brought to hr notice, with Indisputable evidence that they were help ful In cases such ns hers, and with renewed hope she tried tho remedy. Lust March sho took the first box of the pills, which gave much relief. She was determined to Do cured, and kept on with the medicine, until now eight boxes have been consumed, and she feels like a new woman. Mrs. Housewenrt said: "I have taken only eight boxes, but I have been improv ing since I took tho llrst dose. Ido not believe I could have lived without the pills. They certainly have done me more good thuu any physician or any medicine I have ever tried." 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Freshness and purity are communicated to (he complexion by Ulenn's Sulphur Soap, ilill's Ha.r & » hisker Dye. luac ; or brown, 50c Vienna, Austria, has a burglar who has been convicted of breaking lntoH9o houses- War Humor at Santiago. Captain Evans is responsible for n choice bit of sailor Itumor which de serves to be rescued for history before it is lost in some dusty pigeon-hole in the Navy Department. On the day after the destruction of Cervera's ships the Spanish warship lieina Mercedes was discovered in the Sautiago Harbor channel, evidently intending to iiuish what Hobsou with the Merritnac had begun. Then Cap tain Adams signalled from the Iowa: "The Spaniards are trying to sink a ship to block the channel. They need help." Even the busines-like jackey who was fasteniug the signal tiags to the halyards must have laughed as the Captain ordered the letters which spelled out the last three words. Of course a fleet officered by Ameri cans was not slow to act on the piece of grim humor, and a minute after the signal was hoisted the lowa, Massa chusetts, Texas and Vesuvious were giving the Reina Mercedes all the "help" she needed. Their shot and shell sank her before she reached her intended berth in the narrowest part of the channel, and left the way into the harbor open to our ships.—New York World. Mew York's Ghetto. Manhattan's so-called Ghetto con tains nearly 100,000 Russian, Tolish, Hungarian and Roumanian Jews. A carrier pigeon service was estab lished by the Turks A. D. 567. 6% COLD BONDS, Payable semi-annually at the Globe Trust Company, Chicago, 111. These bonds are a first mortgage upon the entire plant, including buildings, land and other property of an Industrial Company located close to Chicago. The Company has been established for many years, is well known and doing a large and increasing business. 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It was so called because the pennon of the knight was exchanged for the banner, a proceeding which was effected by rending the points from the pennon. The ceremony of the creation of a Knight Banneret was very impressive. The king, or his general, at the head of his' army, drawn up in order of battle after a victory, under the royal standard displayed, attended by all the officers and nobility of the court, received the banneret-elect, who was not necessarily a knight previously, led between two knights of note, or other men famous in arms, carrying his pennon in hiR hand, the heralds walk ing before him and proclaiming his valiant achievements for which he deserved to be made a Knight Ban neret, and to display his banner on the field. The king, or general, then said to him: "Advance, Banneret!" and caused the point of his pennon to be torn off. The new knight with his trumpeters sounding before him, and the nobility and officers bearing him company, was sent back to his tent, where an entertainment was provided by the king. The first Banneret in England is said to have been made by Edward 1., and the last by Charles I. —Detroit Free Press. .Salaries of Public Officials. Notwithstanding the fact that salaries of men in official life in this country are inadequate, it is easy to find 10,000 to accept any berth or billet that is offered. Our Attorney- i General of the United States receives SBOOO a year; the Attorney-General of England draws a salary of 135,000, and, in addition, fees amounting to $25,000, making SOO,OOO a year. The American Solicitor-General gets S7OOO a year, while the same officer in Eng laud has $30,000 in salary and $15,- 000 in fees, making $45,000. Presi dent McKinley's salary is $50,000 and a house free, with an entertainment fund. 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