HAWAII A TRAMP PARADISE. Native Trees, Which Can Furnish Food, Shelter and Drink. Since the recent agitation of the Ha waiian question in this country Fred. W. Job, the Hawaiian Consul in Chi cago, has had innumerable questions asked him and plans proposed. He was in his office the other day when a man came in who looked a little the worse for the lack of ready money. The man piled the consul with queries. First, he wanted to know about the bread tree. "There is such a thing," said Mr. Job "and it is common In Hawaii. The tree bears a pithy fruit that is pleasant to the taste and is very nutritious. It somewhat resembles light bread." , The visitor then said he had heard of a tree called the traveler's tree there in the country. To this the consul al so assented. He said the leaves on this tree grew a great deal as on a palm, and that the hollow between the leaf and the trunk was filled with wa ter, sometimes as much as half a gal lon. The banana tree was the next topic, and when the stranger learned that they also grew on the islands he heaved a sigh of relief. "Well," he said. "I can get an army that will beat Coxey's. I'm going to get a gang of my friends and we are to emigrate to Hawaii. Then we are to transplant some of these trees till we have one of each near together, then we will hang a hammock and there we will stay. Nature will fur nish our food and the climate is such there that we will need but few clothes, and what we take with us will last almost indefinitely, and if we do no moving about we will not wear them out." Mr. Job admitted that the man had an inventive mind, but said that his plan was hardly feasible, though it might be carried out to a certain ex tent. A Horse Club. "What's a horse club?" asked the man In the silk hat. "Didn't you ever hear of one?" re sponded the man doing the bulk of the talking. "I think not. Go ahead and tell us." "Well, you know It costs more than a good, many people want to spend to keep a horse and vehicle, whatever kind it may be. Indeed, in the cities it is quite beyond the means of most. In the smaller towns of the country It is more nearly possible, for a horse may be boarded at any country livery stable for $lO a month, and sometimes even less if done by the year. But even in such favorable circumstances there are many people who don't like to own a horse and board him at a stable, where he may be badly treated or he may get sick and die, or keep him at home, where he is liable to be worse treated than In a livery stable. That being the case, I know of a liveryman in one of the towns I visit, a place of six thousand inhabitants, who is enterprising enough to make the effort to meet the wants of that kind of people. This man went around among his acquaintances until he found twenty-five who were willing to pay him $lO a month each for the t:se of a horse —just what they would pay for the board of one if they owned it. But they did not want livery horse 3, so he agreed to give each patron the same horse always and not let it go to any other person. Then he began buying up second-hand buggies and phaetons and good, serviceable horses, until he had $2,500 invested In the private livery plant, as he called it. He had to hire only one extra hand, and he had room In plenty; so the ad ditional expense, beyond feed, was not much. He had been running his plant a year when I saw him, and he told me that the entire expense was $l5O a month, and that he took In $250 cash every month, leaving him a net profit on his $2,500 investment of $1,200 a year, and every member of the horse club was so pleased that he had booked for another year, and there were a dozen applicants for member ship. "Of course he lost something by putting some of his good customers into the club, but he got them for a year that way and he was willing to lose one $2 drive to pick up forty 60-cent ones. Now," concluded the drummer, "that you have learned what a horse club is, perhaps you might suggest It to your friends in the country and let them try it once." Life of a Fire Engine. The life of a Are engine in New York city In its first use Is ten years. It Is then rebuilt and is good, either in regular service or as a reserve engine, for ten years more. After twenty years of service the old engine is sold at auction. It may be bought by another city or town for use as a fire engine, but this happens very rarely. The engines are heavy, and they must be drawn by horses, so they are not adapted for use In smaller cities. The old engine is oftener bought by a contractor, for us**, for Instance, in pumping out cel lars. In such service a steam pres sure of fifty pounds might be ample for tha work, while in fire service a pres sure of 150 pounds might be required. In such work as this the old engine might last three or four yearß more. Sometimes the discarded Fire Dep partment engine is bought by a junk dealer, who break:; It up for the metals it contains, and this Is what they all come to at last. Rad Country for Novelists. Tho Koran forbids the reading of ro mance, and hence popular tales are not printed among the Mohammedans, but raited by story taller*. SLAUGHTER OF PiEDCKINS. "Stood OIF" Three Thonaand Indiana For Three Day*. Charlie Gates is an old-time Indian fighter. He used to reckon his dead Indians by the cord. He has fought more Indian battles than any other man on the earth or under it. He has just returned from a trip to the north, and said: "The most interesting part of it was that I went back to the place where Bill Hanks and mo stood off three thousand Indians for three days one time back in the late sixties. There was seventeen of us at first, but only three of us lived to tell the tale. The spot Is some thirty-five miles from Blaclcfoot, Idaho, near where the road 3 • fork. The Indians sailed into us one j afternoon and made things lively, I tell ' you. We dragged the wagons together | in a circle, killed all the horses and | strung them around for breastworks I and bade the painted fiends come on, j and they came. Why, it fairly rained Indians. We kept shooting, and so did they, until night came on, when we discovered that Bill Hanks, myself and Jim Defoe were all there were Felt of us. We knew we could not hold out, so we drew lots to see who would go for help, and Defoe won and crawled out He told us when he got back that he crawled nine miles through the darkness before he dared rise up." "Why did he crawl so far?" asked Dan Nickum, who was a listener. "Because he didn't get through the Indians for nine miles," answered Gates, with digni y. "There were more Indians there at any time than was ever gathered together at one time be fore or since. Well, sir, for three days me and Bill sat there in that circle and mowed down Indians. When the sol diers did come we were mighty glad, I tell you. After the fight was over they counted, and found ine and Bill had killed exactly two thousand of the three thousand which first attacked us. The soldiers killed the balance." "How could you tell which ones you killed and which the soldiers killed?" asked Nickum again. "Simple enough," said Gates. "By the freshness of the corpses. When a corpse was over a day ol'd we credited him to our account." "But how did you tell the freshness of a corpse?" "Oh, that's dead easy. Of course, you have to know, and so long as the Indians are not likely to trouble us again, there's no use in telling you now, for the information would not do you any good. But a man that Is used to killing Indians can tell a corpse any time, and just how long it has been dead. Even if that wasn't the case, we had another method, for we never shot an Indian except right through the head. Didn't want to spoil the hide." "What on earth would you do with an Indian's hide?" asked Nickum. "Cut 'em in slices and make razor strops of 'cm; that's what we always did with Indian hides. We used to ship bales of Indian hides to Europe every year. That's where I got my start." "That must have been as hard a fight as you ever Lad, wasn't it?" "Yessir. All but one. Was in a harder fight than that down in Arizo na one time. Lost more men. The In dians came on us by surprise and killed every darn one of us. Not a man es caped to tell the tale." And then Gates engaged himself In a foot race with a street car. A Iloom in the MOOCIIHIII Trude. As a result of the movement toward Alaska, the leather dealers report great activity in the manufacture and sale of the "yellow-legged moccasins." The government has recently ordered large supplies of these articles for troops who are to be sent to the gold fields of Alaska. It is declared that no other footgear would suit the soldiers so well, because the moccasin is the warmest clothing for the foot in the world, and easier than a silken san dal. The manufacture of moccasins In shoe factories began away back In 1851, and the business grew rapidly, until at one time soon after the war there were four large factories and several smaller onea, employing about six hundred hands and turning out hundreds of thousands of pairs of moc casins every year. The moccasin is made of common leather, as a rule, tanned in a peculiar way. Salt and alum are used in the process. This makes the leather soft and pliable, and there is a way in which, at some ad ditional expense, it may be made wa terproof. Ihe secret of the process is known to only a few, and the tanning Is carried on for the most part in Rhode Island. Leather thus tanned was first used for mill belting, and it was years before it was discovered that it was good for boots and shoes of the easy and bulgy kind fit for lumbermen, who like to wear two or three pairs of stockings when they go into the woods and start on a three months' campaign with snow. The original moccasin was a baggy and unsightly thing, but now they have some pret tense to symmetry and style. A "Gold Brick" fur a Foot Warmer. Because he can tind no other use for It Samuel Petro, of Indianapolis, iB using a gold brick which he recently purchased from an accommodating stranger as a foot warmer. It is a trifle expensive and does not give the same satisfaction as a thick blanket or a couple of young puppies, but Mr. Petro is bound to get at least part of the value of his money. The plated warming pan cost $1,600, and the own er stands ready to swap It for a mule. Progressive HiiMwla. Without a pass no child can goto school in Russia or adrlt make a short trip. The Governmant derives a big revenue from passes. WHAT mimics EAT RATIONS ISSUED BY THE GOVERN MENT FOR A CAMPAIGN. Uncertainties of Army Fare on the March —The Emergency Ration tor Forced i Journey a— Details of the Work In th« | Quartermaster i» Department. I The Government hau made ample provisions for its defenders, and the commissary department has on ltt books regular bills of fare for the sol diers which are looked after as care fully as those of any hotel, although the list does not suggest anything thai might come under the head of dain ties. For troops on feast or In garrison where cooking is practicable, the regu lations provide the following: For ev ery 100 men 125 pounds fresh beef 01 125 pounds fresh mutton, or 75 pounds I pork, or 75 pounds bacon, or 137 pounds salt beef; when none of these can b« procured, 87 pounds dried fish, or 112 pounds pickled fish, or 112 pounds fresh fish. The same number of men also re ceive 112 pounds of flour, or, in lieu ol flour, any one of the following: 11S pounds soft bread, 100 pounds hare bread, or 125 pounds cornmeal and 4 pounds of baking po.vder. In addition to the bread and meat ra tions the 100 men receive 15 pounds beans or, in lieu of beans, any one ol the following: 15 pounds peas, 1C pounds rice or 10 pounds hominy. For every 100 men 100 pounds of potatoes are furnished, but this may be varied. Instead of the full amount, the Depart ment sometimes cuts the potato rations down to 80 pounds and issues in addi tion 20 pounds onions, or it Issues 70 pounds potatoes and 30 pounds canned tomatoes, cabbages or beets. The same number of men receive either 10 pounds green or 8 pounds roasted coffee, 2 pounds tea, 15 pounds sugar, or, in lieu of the latter, either 2 gallons molasses or 2 gallons syrup. Among the sundries which are supplied are 1 gallon vinegar, 4 pounds salt, % pound pepper, 4 pounds soap and lVa pounds candled. For troops travelling otherwise than I by marching or when separated for j short periods from regular cooking fa j cllities, another class of rations is is sued. These incl'ide for the same I number of men, and proportionate amounts if the bodies are larger or smaller, 75 pounds corned beef, pounds soft bread or 110 pounds hard bread; 34 pounds baked beans, 100 pounds canned tomatoes, 8 pounds roasted coffee, 15 pounds sugar, or, if it can be purchased by* the commissary officer, 300 pints of liquid coffee. "But the rations of men on a march," said an officer connected with the Com missary Department, "or what is known as field rations, cannot be des ignated exactly. Hard bread, bacon, coffee, and salt are suDoosed to l.ou i auuui* u ....a To quit toba to easily nnc msii* netlc, full of lift:, nerve and take No-To I3ac, the wonder-worker, that makes weak mci nrong. All druggists, f»oc or f| a Cureguarat! teed Hookicb and saiupio free. Addrcs Sterling Co . Cnu-nro t.r Nfnv Yorl' I | | Children! j * They do not complain of;* anything in particular. They eat enough, but keep fliin and * a,; pale. They appear fairly well, 3 jjl but have no strength. You -J {£ cannot say they arc really .« k side, and so you call them * {£' delicate. j Whatcan bedone forthem? <* a; Our answer is the same that x the best physicians have been £ giving for a quarter of a ccn tf tury. Give them X I Scott's MStOR 1 *i , « *1 of Cod-Liver Oil with llypo- jj %• phosphites. It has most re- <5 markable nourishing power. * J" It gives color to the blood. It* ti brings strength to the mus- n J? cles. It adds power to the £ * nerves. It means robust * a* health and vigor. Even deli- « J cate infants rapidly gain in * flesh if given a small amount a* three or four times each day. '<* ft. soc. and $1.00; all druggists S SCOTT &BO W.N H, Chemists. New York. 'J A a AM* A"*A**A*A'*AA AAA AA AAA A CATHARTIC CURE CONSTIPATION 25c 50c DRUGGISTS . .7. fluirtj n«rn*tt. rrtc?,|H.OO, }?**?"■ S»nU for largo, frea No COGSurr-,. Pric, withcurtaina, lamp,, ni> A, c-ood u. tellj lor gJj. Cataloguo of alt our ttylcs. ahade, aprouaaaicculora,Aaco«d«aavllaCars9o, ELKHART l-uuuacc asp hibsem uru. c«. w. a. puxtt, »«*>. iukiubt. aa. M BlOOd is a GOCMI THiltg} to bo rid of, because bad blood is | the breeding place of disfiguring I and dangerous diseases, la your \ blood bad ? It is if you are plagued by pimples or bothered by boils, if your skin is blotched by ! eruptions or your body eaten by | sores and ulcers. You can fcavo i good blood, which is pure blood, if j you want it. You can be rid of > pimples, boils, blotches, sores and • ulcers. How ? By the use of Ayer's Sarsaparllla It i3 the radical remedy for all dis- j eases originating in the blood- ; Read the evidence : "Ayer's Sar3aparilla was recommended to me"by my physician as a blood purifler. ; When I liegan taking it I had boils all over I my body. One bottle cured me." —Bonnes CHAFT, Wesson, Miss. "After six years' suffering from blood poison, I began taking Ayer's Karsapa- : rilla. and although 1 have used only three | bottles of this great medicine, the sores j have nearly all disappeared."—A. A. Man- 1 mno. Houston, Texas. j De in the possession of all the men, but I have kiiown many days when we had nothing, with bad water, to live on. The bread, bacon and coffee are some times reduced to bread or bacon, and, on the whole, the supply depends on the proximity of the men to the base of supply." For bodies of troops going away from the Army proper to be gone six or eight days, who must depend for supplies on the country to which they are going, there are what Is known as emergency rations, m the German Ar my the emergency ration which was used In the Franco-German war was in the shape of a sausage, and consisted of hashed beef, peas and bread, all tightly pressed into a parchment cas ing, and known in the army as "Erba worst." This casing was removed and the contents thrown into boiling water, where it broke into fine particles and made a thick or a t nln "stew," accord ing to the amount of water used. The emergency ration for 100 men is at present 62 pounds of bacon packed in paraffine paper, 100 pounds hard bread In stout little bags, 55 pounds peameal In heavy paper, and 12 pounds of cof fee, also packed to occupy the least possible space. Four pounds of salt, 4 ounces of pepper, 15 pennyweights of saccharine compound and 3 pounds of tobacco are also contained In the emer gency kit. Women im Teuclicra. There are in the United States, roughly speaking, 350,000 school teach ers, and of this number 120,000 are men and 230,000 are women. In other words, there are nearly twice as many female as male teachers, and the dis parity is increasing year by year. Ac cording to the last official census of Prussia there were CB,OOO school teach ers In the kingdom, of whom 9,000 were women and 59,000 men. It is evident, therefore, that the Prussian preference is for male teachers, and In a way as marked as is the American preference for female teachers. In all Germany there are, including the Government, Church, and private schools,- 135,000 teachers and the number of pupils Is nearly 10,000,000. There are 140,000 teachers in France, of whom 05,000 are men and 75,000 are women, the num ber of each being subject to about same ratio of increase. There are, it is supposed, about 100,000 teachers In Great Britain, but authentic figures are lacking. Round the Eartli. The time required for a journey round the earth by a man walking day and night, without resting, would be 428 days; an express train, 40 days, sound, at a medium temperature, 32*4 hours; a cannon ball, 21% hours; light, a little over one-t?nth of a second; and electricity, pas;ing over a copper wire, a little under one-tenth, of a sec ond. Something to know! Our very large line of Latest patterns of Wall Paper w :th ceilings and border to match. All full measure ments and all white backs. designs as low as $c per roll. Window Shades with roiler fixtures, fringed and plain. Some as low as ioc; better, 25c, 50c, Elegant Carpets rainging in prices 20c., 25c., j;c., 45c., and 68c. Antique Bedroom Suits Full suits $ 18.00. Woven wire springs, $ i ~75. Soft top mattresses, good ticks, $2.50. Teather pillows, $1.75 per pair. GOOD CANE SEAT CHAIRS for parlor use 3.75 set. Rockers to match, 1.25. Large size No. 8 cook stove, $20.00; red cross ranges s2l. Tin wash boilers with covers, 49c. /fin pails 14qt, 14c; lOqt, 10c; Bqt, 8c; 2qt covered, sc. Jeremiah Kelly, HUGHESVILLE. Onr Declaration of War Has been in effect for a number of years and our | Bombardment of High Prices . * Has created havoc of late in the sale of MOWING MACHINES, DRILLS, HARROWS, PLOWS, LUMBER WAGONS, BUGGIES, and ROAD WAGONS all at the lowest cash price. PHOSPHATE, ThiJty tons of different grades will be sold at a low figure. W. E. MILLER, Sullivan County, Pa. grand spring Shoe Stock Comprising Correct, Stylish, Comfortable Shoes for every mem ber of the family. We are now ready to show you as fine a line of footwear as was ever shown in town before. We are constantly adding to our stock a higher and better grade of shoes and at prices decidedly less than others. That the public appreciates our efforts in this direction is attest ed by our daily increasing sales of high-class footwear. You are cordially invited to call and examine our stock and we are positive that the styles and quality, combined with our usual low prices, will please yon. Elegant Spring Shoes for Ladies Our showing of Ladies' Shoes for spring wear will be more fully appreciated by those who desire Stylish, Comfortable Shoes, with out paying extravagant prices for them, and we trust to increase business to make up for reduced profits. A stylish, up to date, tan, cloth top, lace shoe, Bold everywhere for $1.75, our price $1.25. The same redaced prices prevail on onr $1.75, 2.00, 2.50 and 3.00 lines. We guarantee a saving of from 25 to 75 cents on each pair of shoes. Our line of Clothing, Gents' Furnishing Good*, Ladies' Capes, Skirts, Corsets and Shirtwaists is complete. Come and see for yourself. The Reliable Dealer in Clothing UfI.COM I Cr Boots and Shoes. HUGHESVILLE. PA.