OK® BNJOY© Both the method and results when Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acts gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys tem effectually, dispels colds, head aches and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Syrup of Figs is the only remedy of its kind ever pro duced, pleasing to the taste ana ac ceptable to the stomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial in its effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances, its many excellent qualities commend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. Syrup of Figs is for sale in 50 cent bottles by all leading drug gists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will pro cure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it. Do not accept any substitute. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. LOUISVILLE, KY. HEW YORK, ILt. Prayers by Telephone. At a small dinner given recently ill a Western city the guest of honor was a young married woman who is the proud mother of two handsome boys, both under five years of age. In theii education slie endeavors to follow o system, after the manner of most young mothers, and is very particular to live up to any rule she has made for them. During an early course in the din ner, and in the middle of au animated conversation with her host, she sud denly paused with a startled look and cried: "There, if I did not forget those boys again! Have you a telephone iD the house, and may I use it?" She was takeu to the telephone bj her host, and the murmur of her voice in earnest conversation floated back tc the dining-room. After a short pause she returned. "I do hope you will pardon me,'' she said, "but, you see, I always have George and Eddie say their prayers for me before they goto sleep. ] forgot it to-night in the hurry of com ing away, so I just called up their nurse. She brought them to the 'phone, and they said their prayer? ovor the wire, so my mind is relieved.' —Chicago Post. The Rliind manuscript, now in th« British Museum, is the oldest intelli gible mathematical work extant that has been deciphered. PIMIAfIrS ADVICE What Mrs. Nell Hurst has to Say About It. DR Ait MRS. PINKHAM: —When I wrote to you I had not been well for five years; had doetorcd all the time but got no better. 1 had womb trouble very bad. My womb pressed backward, causing piles. I was in such misery I could scarcely walk across the floor. Men struation was irregular and too pro f use, was also roubled with eucorrhoea. I lad given up all veil; everybody bought I had After taking five bottles of Lydla E. Pinlc ham's Vegeta ble Compound, x ieit. very much better and was able to do nearly all my own work. I continued the use of your medi cine, and feel that I owe my recovery to you. I cannot thank you enough foryour advice and your wonderful medicine. Any one doubting my statement may write to me and I will gladly answer all inquiries.—Mrs. NELL HURST, Deep water, Mo. Letters like the foregoing, con stantly being received, contribute not a little to the satisfaction felt by Mrs. Finkham that her medicine and counsel arc assisting women to bear their heavy burdens. Mrs. Pinkham's address is Lynn, Mass. All suffering women are invited to write to her fc-r advice, which will be given without charge. It is an ex perienced woman's advice to women. (f(s Goto 3'our grocer to-day and get a 15c. package of I Grain-0 VttiL ta^es t ' ie pi acc c °f _ *V ijpe at J- the cost. Made from pure grains it is nourishing and health- W ful * J" SBt t grootr gives yon GRAJN-O. OUR NAVY'S DISCIPLINE VTS STANDARD EQUALS THAT OF THE WORLD'S BEST NAVIES. So I.uxlly Allowed on American Men-ot. War-Uncle Sam's, Ships Cleaner Tlian Air Other Naval Ves*el*-Our T«r» Ar« Fur Superior to the Indolent Spaniards, The discipline preserved on Ameri can meu-of-war not only equals that of every other navy in the world, in cluding the navy of Great Britain, but that it is more rigid, more rigorous, more military and sailorly, and more admirn'ilo in every way, than the dis cipline that prevails on the ships of several navies of the world that vastly surpass it in size and strength. The writer, as t man-of-war's man, had ample opportunities to study the discipline ruling warships of all the great navies of the world. Ho has made repeated and protracted visits to as many as a dozeu meu-of-war, first and fourth class, battleship and gun boat, of the British navy, and he has carefully observed the whole routine of the day on at least two ships of every important navy, including the navy of Japan. Ho is perhaps measur ably well fitted, therefore, to draw comparisons. Probably the safest standard from which to draw conclusions as to the nature of discipline on a man-of-war is the standard of cleanliness, and from this point of view the most unscientific housewife might be quite ns competent a critic as the naval expert. Nothing is more absolutely cock-sure and certain than that a dirty man-of-war infallibly points to a slouchy, undisciplined crew, aft as well as forward. A war ship's crew of officers and men that does not possess sufficient energy and decency to keep its ship sweet and clean and spick and span from cat head to mizzen flagstaff was never yet known to be a well disciplined crew. There is a very high standard of clean liness aud sanitation on men-of-war of today—a standard necessarily high when it is considerad how closely men are huddled together on a naval ves sel. The ships of the United States navy more nearly attain even the medical department theoretical stand ard of cleanliuess than the ships of any other navy in the world, includ ing those of the British navy. This is not to say that British men-of-war are not clean. As a rule they are quite clean, even if it does take the "lime juicers." as American men-of-war's men call the British naval tars, an tin consciously long time, for instance, to "swab the smut out o' the ship's eyes" after coaling ship. But the average British man-of-war is not as clean, fore and aft, as the average American man-of-war—not by a long shot. A good many British naval jacks have got the slatternly house maid's habit of hiding dirt and of st ow ing it away in corners, so that, while to the uncritical eye their ships might present a general swabbing and shii.; look, they could certainly not endure the sharp inspection of an American commanding officer without some of the men forward finding themselves in a heap of trouble for slouchy ship policing. A couple of days after the Maine dis aster a Madrid dispatch quoted Wevler as saying that the "affair was no doubt due to the indolence of the ship's crew." Weyler has often been aboard the men-of-war of his own country. Therefore this remark sounds delight fully funny. There could be no more realistic portrayal of the entire mean ing of the word "indolence" than that exhibited by the crew of a Spanish warship. Fore and aft, from all hands at dawn until pipe down at night, the dolce far me lite on board a Spanish uinn-of-war is almost of the dreamy, blissful, all-pervading sort as that wli'cli obtains at high, scorching noon in the 'dobe shacks of Mexican peons. Aft, iu the officers' quarters, a fair degree of cleanliness is occasionally to be found on a Spanish war vessel, but forward, where the men dodder through their days, the average Spanish mau-of-war is not alone dirty, it is simply filthy. The fo'c'sle of the average Spanish mau-of-war is no bet ter iu respect to cleanliness than the main deck of a rank,evil-smelliug East Side New York tenement house. There is no bias or spread-eagle prejudice whatsoever in this statement. It is simply a matter of common knowledge and notoriety among men who know navies. Moreover, Spanish naval sa'lors are not alone (as a class) stupid, inapt, pluggish aud pig-headed; they are sullen and ugly and mighty diffi cult to handle, especially by officers who look upon all meu forward as being not much above the level of beasts. The Spauish man-of-war's man is fed barbarously, jmnished bar barously and treated barbarously in general. In none of the world's navies can yon set men perform their routine and extraordinary work and their drills with more snap, vim, ambition, de termination and genuine liking for the business than on an American ship of war. It is a matter of pride with a United States navy sailor to be up to the mark of his rate, whether the rate is that of a landsman or a chief bo'- Btiu's mate. The American bluejacket is a man of such independent spirit that he would just about as lief get Into the brig in double irons as to get called down in the presence of his mates for dereliction of duty, and in general he sees to it that ho does not deserve such a calling down. If he doesn't deserve it, he doesn't get it— in the American navy.—Washington Star. ' Flogging Hun»la. Flogging has become so indispensa ble in liussia that some inveutor has perfected a machine which saves the human arm. Under the flagellation of the machine taxes aud arrears are to become speedily collected. HELPS FOR HOUSEWIVES. Colored Cotton Fabrics. Colored cotton fabrios will not fade by subsequent washing if placed in boiling water to which has been add ed three gills of salt to every four quarts ol water. Do not remove the cloth until the water is cold. Aro«, atlc Vinegar for Sprinkling. Aromatic vinegar for sprinkling in apartments during the prevalence of fevei s or any coutagious complaint can be made as follows: Take com mon vinegar, any quantity desired, and stir into it enough powdered chalk to neutralize the acidity. When it stops foaming, and the chalk is pre cipitated, draw off the liquid and dry the white powder by the Are or in the sun. When perfectly dry, put into a stone vessel and pour upon it sul phuric acid until the white fumes stop ascending. White Pine Screens. For that open fireplace which is not in use come little white pine screens at low rates. These are fitted out with small shelves and brackets for odds and ends of bric-a-brac. A bot tle of gilt paint, a small can of enamel and a good-sized brush are all the nec essaries for production in a very pretty little affair from this raw material, or strips of heavy wall paper represent ing old woods can be had at the house furnishing establishments. And this screen, covered with this, will resem ble a handsome carved wood cabinet. Another good idea is to tit this kind of screen with hooks, to which may be attached small baskets filled with flowers, ferns, vines or grasses. Cooking for tlie Sick. Mrs. S. T. Borer lays down these rules for "Cooking for the Sick and Convalescent," in the Ladies' Home Journal. "In cooking for the sick a moderate heat is necessary to bring out and intensify, rather than destroy or keep within, the delicate flavorings of the materials used. Where receipts call for butter it must be added to hot dishes after they have been taken from the tire. All fried things must be avoided. "Gruels or seuii-starchy foods re quire long, slow cooking. Meuts must be cooked but not overdone. Under no circumstances should raw meats, raw beef juice, or raw beef tea he used. Pasteurization is necessary to remove the danger of disease germs. "Serve hot foods hot; cold foods cold. This does not mean the ex treme of either. In arranging the vray keep every thing as dainty as possible, using white or very pale colors. A simple vase of flowers, with not too decided an odor, will prove an added attraction. Boses, i violets, lilies-of-the-valley or bouvar dais are advisable for their daintiness and absence of heavy odor." fc Recipes. Date Loaf—Cook one cup of oat meal in one quart of water (adding three-quarters of a teaspoonful of salt) until soft. Stir into this one pound of washed, dried and atoned dates, and turn into a mold. Cut and serve with whipped cream. Simple and de licious. Asparagus Salad—A very acceptable salad can be made from asparagus left over from previous day's dinner. Cut it iu small lots. Mix with an equal amount of buttered bread crumbs that ,have been browned slightly in tho oven. Placo a portion on small leaves of lettuce and cover with mayonnaise dressing, Sweetheart Cake—Cream together the yolks of two eggs, one cup sugar and one tablespoonful butter; add one-half cup sweet milk and one aud one-half cups flour, sifted with one heaping teaspoouful baking powder. Bake in heart-shaped tins with blanched almonds pressed in centre, or shredded cocoanut may be strewn over. Piaspberrv Shortcake One large cup thin sour cream, one-half tea spoonful soda, a little salt. Stir the flour in quickly after the soda is add ed. Shape into dough; roll thin for two or three layers, spreading butter before baking. When done, pull apart; butter generously and pile on canned raspberries well sugared. Drain off most of the juice. Prepare just as you serve. Chocolate Gems—Beat to a cream two tablespoonfuls of butter, adding slowly one cup sugar; stir in half-cup of water, a pinch of salt and one and a half cups of Hour. Beat thorough ly, and before adding the last half-cup of flour put one teaspoouful of baking powder in it. Then add two teaspoon fuls of cocoa, teaspoon (scant) of va nilla and two eggs well beaten. Pour into greased gem tins and bake in a moderate oven twenty minutes. Creamed Horseradish—An excellent sauce for cold meat or poultry is made from grated horseradish, yolk of au egg and whipped cream. Squeeze every particle of vinegar from three tablespoonfuls of the horseradish and mix thoroughly with the yolk of egg and half a teaspoouful of salt. Acid six tablespoons of whipped cream and mix agaiu. Serve in the centre of a small platter, arranging the slices of cola meat around it with a border of parsley. Fish Souffle—This creamed fish is given because no eggs are used, which is often preferable. Use one pint of cold fish picked flue. Boil together two tablespoons each of butter and flour, one teaspoouful of mustard, half-tea spoonful salt, pinch of cayenne and one pint of cream or milk. Stir in the fish and place all in buttered bak ing dish; cover top with bread erumba and bits of butter. Bake twenty min utes. This is also line for veal or chicken. Serve with walnut fish* sauce. I THE REALM OF FASHION. 1 Noveltle. In Hmlrdresting. How to dress the hair in a becoming manner, and at the same time carry as light a load as possible, is a problem that will try the brains of women dur ing the coming spring months. The problem has been partly solved by the inventor of what is known as the "simplex" foundation. It is used in building up the coiffure produced BUILDING UP THE COIFFUBE. herewith. Not only is it light as air and perfectly durable, but it supplies nature's deficiencies without detection. It is used principally in a new de velopment of the Victorian style, ar ranged in three high loops on top of the head in conjunction with a pretty tortoise shell comb. The foundation is made up of a bang and a tress. By reference to the picture it can be seen that an ingenious hair fastener enters into its composition. The ingenuity of the contrivance lies not only in the fact that it is a hair fastener, but it keeps in plaoe and conceals a switch of additional hair, whioh enables one to add to the importance of the tresses while fixing them into the bandage necessary for their proper arrauge- SPRING WALKING COSTUMES. ment. Tho entire arrangement is pretty, light and becoming to most features. nints About Walking Costume*. The cotton gowns are now being built very much ou the lines of the winter models. Tho paquin skirt is admirably adapted to thin fabrics of all kinds, as the circular flounce gives a pretty fullness about the feet. Straight flounces are also applied in the same manner and they launder better. The bodices of organdie are very elaborate aud the skirts are flounced, and rows of lace are set in them. The guimpe bodice, which has been so popular during the winter, will be much in evidence this sum mer. Dainty guimpes are built of line sheer white batiste or £muslin, tucked or corded in groups, with nar row Valenciennes insertion between them. The sleeves in some instances match the neck, but they are quite as good style if they are of the organdie. There is slight change in shirt waists from those of last season. Stocks are the smartest finish to the necks, and if collars are worn they must turn over. Pique skirts will be as much in demand as ever, and chic little Eton coats, built on severe Hues, will be worn. Silk skirts will rival cotton ones. Blue, pink and yellow will be the prevailing colors. They are tucked, shirred, trimmed with rows of narrow black satin and velvet ribbon, and often the ribbon is gathered into little frills. A letter from Paris, from an up-to-date individual, states that the prevalence of the separate founda tion has been somewhat overestimat ed, and that the greater proportion of the skirts are lined. This is especial ly true of cloth skirts, aud as every woman knows, walking costumes arc more comfortable made with the foun dation and skirt in one piece. Tailor skirts for the most part will be made without trimming; but a number of the jacket bodices are quite elaborate ly decorated. Ravers of silk in a contrasting color will be embelished with braid and embroidery. Df lta, ClnHps and Ilroochei. An embossed silver prayer bookcase has a blue ribbou enameled around the edges. A silver gilt spoon has a design of ferns for the handle and the bowl is enameled to represent the United States shield. The latest device to be attached to I bicycles is a small silver name plate to be placed on the tool bag. A clasp dh the plaids belts is of sil ver, gilt and represents an army but ton surrounded by a wreath. It is also worn on belts of black seal leather. A neat brooch is in the shape of an open oyster shell, the natural colors being represented in enamels, with a small pearl mounted in the deeper half of the shell. Another belt is of oxidized silver wire forming a sort of lathwork mounted on n drab silk ribbon. The clasp is in the form of two rosettes, in the centers of which t«cquois is mounted. At the back are two rosettes of the same design as the clasp, and one is also worn at each side. Silk and leather belts are again be coming popular. A combination of the two materials consists of a silk ribbon on a leather belt. The silks are chief ly plaids and are applied so that the lines run dianonally across the belt. Appropriate buckles and slides of sil ver, gilt, and are the favorite mount ings. Flowers play an important part in the recent designs for brooches. Among the blossoms which seem to be favorites are violets with petals spread apart, pansies, clematis and apple blossoms. They are all enamel in natural colors and often have a small pearl or diamond mounted in the cen ter, or in the more deeply colored flowers on ono of the petals, in which cases it represents a dew drop. Millinery Hints. The smartest toques and bonnets and picture hats flaunt gorgeous bouquets of ribbon in place of glassy eyed little songster, and it is unde niable that the ribbon is answering just as well as the birds did for effec- tive decoration. The giddiest head pieces from Paris, pent over as models, fairly bristle with bows, in the making of which there has sprung up a small art all to itself. Out of a dozen im ported hats ou one stand seven were marked for the predominating tones of yellow they exhibited, and the other five were black and white. Yed da and basket straw prevail over the lately loved rice and Swiss weaves,and nearly every straw has a satin finish. Other new hats are fairly trifles, all tulle and flowers. Scotch heather, periwinkles and lino small blossoms generally are to be very fashionable, j Up-to-I>at«» Sailor Hat. The early straw sailor hats will be trimmed with loops of ribbon and one or more quills. It is evident that this is to be a floral season, and many of the imported toques are composed en- SAILO* HAT. tirely of flowers and leaves. Fine flowers are used for the crown and brim, and roses with leaves wired into aigrets. Violet hats are now the craze, and they suggest pleasantly the approach of spring. Donkeys In Demand. In South Africa there is a great de" mand for donkeys, as they are pioo' against climate, plague and flies. Gained 3a Pound* In 5 VTe«lii. From, the fiy-Siander, Macomb, 111. Alderman Louis W. Camp, of our city, litis quite astonished his friends, by a remurk able gain In weight. He has gained 22 pounds n llv9 weeks. Those of his friends who do not know the facts of his sick ness will read with interest the following: "I was broken down in heulth and utter ly miserable," said Mr. Camp to our re porter. "I was unable to work muoh of the time and so badly afflicted with a form of stomach trouble that life was a veritable nightmare. "I tried various remedies, but during the months of my siekness I obtained no re lief. I had always been a robust, healthy mail and sickness boro heavily upon me. "About two years ago I was advised to try Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Palo Peo ple. I purchased ono box und received so much benefit that I used five more und was entirely cured'. I gained Ur.enty-lwo pounds in five weeks. Since I stopped tnkiug tha pills I havo scarcely had an ache or pain. Interviewing the Alderman. "Dr. Williams' Pink Pills restored me to health and X most heartily recommend them." L. W. Camp on oath says that the forego ing statement is true. W. W. MELOAN, Notary Public. Following is the physician's certificate as to Mr. Camp's present condition. I am a regularly licensed phvslcian of Macomb, McDonough County, 111. I have vory recently examined Mr. L. W. Camp as to his general physical condition, and find the samo to bo all that could be desired, appetite and digestion good, sleeps well, and has all the evidences of being in a good physical condition. SAM'L RUSSELL, M. D. Subscribed and sworn to before me thi* 30th day of September, 1897. W. W. MELOAX, Notary Public. A German lias invented a neat little brush for the hat, which has a spring wire loop attached to its back, bywhicli it is supported in the crown of the hal when not in use. The Crystal Palace, Sydenham, ac commodates more people than auj other bnilding in the world. It will hold 100,000 people. Deafnean Cannot Be Cured by local applications, as they cannot reach tin diseased portion of the ear. There is only oa< way to cure deafness, and that is by constitu tlonal remedies. Drafnessls caused by an in flamed condition of the mucous liuingof th« Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets in, Aimed you have a rumbling sound or imper fect hearing and when it is entirely closed Deafness i" the result, and unless the inflam mation can be taken out ujid this tube re stored to its normal condition, hearing will b« destroy* d forever. Nine cases out of ten ar« caused by catarrh, which is nothing but an in flamed i ondition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for anj case of Deafnes-i (caused by catarrh) that can not ba cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. SenU for circulars, free. F. J. CHENEY & Co., TQledo, O. Sold by Druggists, 75c. Hall's Family Pills are the best. & Several of the catacombs at Rome are now lighted by electricity, and the system will soon bo extended to all the catacombs Don't Tobacto Spit and Smoke Tour Mfe Away. To quit tobacco easily and forever, be mag netic. full of life, nerve and vigor, take No-To- Bac, the wonder-worker, that makes weak men strong. All druggists, 50c or 11. Cure guaran teed. Booklet and sample free. Address Sterling Remedy Co., Chicago or New York. Epping Forest is the Inrgest publio recreation ground in the world. Oh, What Splendid Coflee. Mr. Goodman, Williams Co., 111., writes: "From ono package Saizer's German Coffee Berry costing 15c I grew 300 lbs. of better coffee than I can buy in 9tores at 30 cents a lb." A. c 1 A package of this coffee and big seed and plant catalogue is sent you by John A. Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis., upon re ceipt of 15 cents stamps and this notice. Tho average amount of sickness In human ifo is nine days out of tho year. Educato Your Bowels With Caacarets. Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever. 10c, 25c. If C. C. C. fail, druggists refund money. Two persons die of starvation in Lon don overy week. Aslieville and Hot Spriue*. N. C. These two charming resorts located in the mountains of Western North Carolina, are now being rapidly filled with winter tourists from the North. A more delightful place cannot be found to avoid disagreeable, sharp winds. They are easily reached from New York, via Pennsylvania and Southern Railway, by the Washington and Southwest ern Limited, which leaves New York daily at 4.20 p. M., making the trip within twenty-two hours In through Pullman drawing-room sleeping cars. For full particulars, etc., call on or address Alex. S. Thweatt, Eastern Pass enger Agent, 271 Broadway, N. Y. The crusade against the spitting nuisance has been taken up by the health associa tion of Germany. Why Suffer Like Job Whon St. Anthony's Ointment will heal all sores, new or old, or money refunded, 50 cents per box, all druggists or St. Anthony M'f'g c o„ Chicago, 111. The number of Chinese in San Francisco is about 20,000, inoludlng 2500 women. To Care A Cold In One Day. Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All Druggists refund money if it fails to cure. 25c. Hereafter the American Express Com pany will use horseless wagons exclusively in Chicago. To Care Constipation Fore** Cm carets Candy Cathartic. I'- ll C. C. C. fall to cure, druggists ref' France has a law forbidding t tor of birds smaller than larks. Fits permanently cured. No fits ness after first day's uso of Dr. K1 Nervo Restorer. Jitrial bottle and t Da. K. H. KLINE, Ltd.. 031 Arch St The wood of Northern Minn never so full of wolves. Chow Star Tobacco—The Best. Smoke Sledge Cigarettes. An abandoned railroad tu of Edinburgh is being used farm. * Ko-To-Bac for rift Guaranteed tobacco habit i men strong, biood pure. SOc A traveler can now go ar in fifty days. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing S teething, softens the gums, l tiou, allays pain, cures wind Electrically operated ca great success in London.