SULLIVAN DSSSS REPUBLICAN. W. M. CHENEY. Publisher. VOL. XIII. The population of the Qerman Em pire is increasing at the rate of 500,00( a year. Dr. Edward Everett Hale says thai only eleven per cent, of the America! people are illiterate. English courts have decided tha engagements rings are not recover oblo at law. A Vermont court hole they were. Peoplo who live beyond theii means and aro very tardy in paying their debts havo been blacklisted in Vienna, Austria, by a daring pub lisher. A book containing theii names lme met with a big sale. The old Lincoln homestead, near Hodgenville, Laruo County, Ivy., where Abraham Lincoln was born, is to be purchased by an association of the citizens of Hodgenvillo and made into a public park. The homestead is now known as the Creal Farm, and lies about two and a half miles south of Hodgenville. An electric railway is to be built out to the farm, announces the New York Sun, and in a general way it is intended as another Mount Vernon. Creameries scattered over many ports of tho East are making consider able change in the conditions of farm ing, the Chicago Herald takes note. Tho dairy is becoming moro and more important, and poor farms aro en riched by tho presenco of many cattle. The creameries buy milk by tho hun dred pounds and farmers like the simplicity of this wholesale trade. Meanwhile there is a constant interest in creamer\' prices and local news papers publish quotations from timo to time as news items. Certain tables of longevity just pub lished in England by Professor Humphreys leave tho whole matter pretty much in the dark. Of the 821 cases in which tho subjects havo reached ages varying from oighty to over a hundred years, one-third were small eaters, and only one-tenth ap pear t3 havo had robust appetites. Physician?, as a class, were found to fall below the Tho usual directions for prolonging life by diet, sleep and exercise aro not strikingly confirmed by those tables, maintains the New York Tribune. A notable examplo of a big result produced by small means is found in the fact that lead pencil users havo whittled away several big forests of cedar trees in Europe, and the supply of wood suitable for lead pencils is practically exhausted in the Old World. An order has just been placed by a noted German firm of pencil makers with a California lumber com pany for a largo quantity of sequoia wood, which is found to bo the best wood now availablo for pencils. The sequoia is the big tree of California. It seems too bad to tho New York Sun that the grand old giants should be sacrificed, and especially that their end should be lead pencil shavings. The London Times says that tho Manchester ship canal is both a financial and oommercial failure. It was opened eleven months ago, and it is not doing as much business now as at first. It is stated that the gross receipts of tho canal for a year will be less than $400,000 —not enough to pay tho interest on the first debentures. The city of Manchester in building this canal, which has cost upward of 825,000,000, expooted that ships carrying cotton and other merchandise would uso the canal and unload their cargoes at Manchester docks, instead of at Liverpool; but upon the com • plction of the canal the railroads im mediately reduced their rates so that manufacturers found it more to their interest to continue to uso tho rail ways. Tho death of Robert C. Winthrop recalls to the New York Times the events and struggles of a period ex tending over the averago lifetime of two generations. Ho was eighty-five years old at tho timo of his death. At twenty-four he was a member of tho Massachusetts Legislature. At thirty-one ho was tho best-known speaker in the Harrison campaign and a Whig member of tho House of Rep resentatives. At forty-ono he was United States Senator for a brief term, by appointment. His last ac tive participation in National politics was as a supporter of Oenerul Mc- Clellan in 1864. Aftor that his time was devoted to study and charity—his chief work being the charge of the great aud fertile benefactions of Mr. Peabody. His was a noble life, which, if not sufficiently distinguished to pass into history, exerted an influence that cannot be lost. American citizenship is bettor aud more seoure fur the work of Mr. Winthrop. A VOICE FROM THE NIGHT.. O heron, from the lonely shore :• Unceasingly thy cry, i 111-boding, dismal, harsh, Arises through the mist of night > TL>*t gathers deep and eold and white I Upon the silent marsh, Dim, drifting shrouis that foldod lie ~i. Around my door. What shadow of the future's needs Dismays thy simple heart, Poor dweller in tho fog? What evil spirit of unrest Disturbs tho quiet of thy nest Beyond the tussocked bog? Do demons even ply their art Among the roods? Perhaps thy bright-eyed mate is led Across the winding oreek, Belated, tired of wing. Thon grievo not! Soon thy loving note As beacon's blnze to storm-tossed boat The wanderer will bring. O heron, can the words I speak Recall the dead? O heron on the lonely shore, The east is gray above; Thy watch is well nigh done, And gontie dawn will bring thoe sleep, While I my endless vigil keep, . Unwelcoming the sun ; For she, my light, my life, my love, Will come no more. —H. Prescott Beaoh, in lilppincott. ON EVEN TERMS. 112 112 J*" OU appear to forget that this fellow . | j Vaughan has the reputation of being jjj %A one of the most des - Pirate criminals that ever stepped. 'King afir of the Coiners' he is rightly named; but it is chiefly because * he is at the head of a dangerous gang. And because, by a lucky chance, you have found out that ho is living in private lodgings uuder an afljhmed name, makes it. none the less risky for us two alone to attempt his capture." It was in a decidedly dissatisfied' tone that Mr. Eoche, the detective, urged upon his superior officer the hazardous nature of the business they were upon; but Arnold Bond merely smiled good humoredly as he re sponded : "Whatever risk there may be, Eoche, I think I shall face. And as I exjiect to take our man entirely by surprise, in the very bosom of his family, I don't anticipate much resist ance. Still, lam prepared for it, and don't thiuk that he will easily give us the slip. For the rest, you will'isimply carry out my instructions." The two detectives knocked at the door of an unpretentious looking house in a quiet street of tho east end of London. Almost immediately, a respectable looking woman opened the door, and, stepping back, said, before Bond could speak: "Ah, sir. I don't believe they ex pected you again to-night; bnt it's well you've come, for the poor mite is very bad, they say." With the ever ready wit of a shrewd detective, quick to take advantage of the slightest error, Bond instantly checked tho exclamation of surprise which -sprang instinctively to his lips, and, stepping in, quietly observed: "Indeed! I am sorry to hear that. Our usual friend could not come him self, bnt, as his partner, 1 thought it advisable to look in again. Let me see—Mrs. Sutton, second floor, is it not?" Neither of the detectivos scarce ven tured to breathe as they anxiously waited to see the result of this rather haphazard remark. "Oh, I took you for Dr. Dalton his self, sir! Yes, eecind floor. It's rather dark, but I daresay you can find your way up. Lor'l I never knowed before as how the doctor had a partner." "This gentleman is merely a friend of mine. If you don't mind, he will wait for me in the passage. I don't suppose I shall ba many minutes," Bond said, inwardly ohuckling with satisfaction at the lucky mistake which had, undoubtedly, saved him and his companion no little at the outset. Leaving his subordinate—who had previously received careful instruc tions—Arnold Bond, with heart beat ing a little faster than usual, oautiously mounted the dark, narrow stairoase and tapped at a closed door facing him. Then, without waiting for any reply, lie instantly opened it, and as quickly stepped into the room and shut the door after him again. "Surrender yourself my prisoner. Michael Vaughan, alias Balph Sut ton," he said, sternly, as a tall, bearded man sprang hastily to his feet with a startled exclamation, and confronted him. A momentary panze; then, with an oath, the coiner snatshed up a chair, and raising it above his head, was about to hurl it at the deteotive; but as quickly dropped it, as his eye rested on the revolver steadily levelled at him. "Trapped!" he ejaculated, savagely, glaring at the officer."And in this torn fool fashion, too. But there's treachery here," ho added, fiercely, "and if I—" "Michael, Michael," interposed a woman's voice, in pleading tones, "you're forgetting poor little Jess. Yon know tho doctor said she must be kept perfectly quiet." "Ah, Jess, poor mite," said the eoiner. "No, wonder I forgot every thing, when Bond himself jumped up before me like magic! Well, I'm fairly nabbed; but if it wasn't for her," ho aiMed, with a bitter erapha- HiH, pointing to a bed in a corner of the room, "you'd never take mo in Uis squeamish fashion." LAPORTE, PA., FRIDAY, JANUARY 18, 1895. The bed was occupied by a little girl of about six years of age, who, it needed no seoond glanee to perceive was very near to death indeed. She was wide awake, staring in mate ter ror from the deteotive to her father and back again. Nor did the white face of the coiner's wife, who stood trembling by the bedside, express muoh less alarm than the ohild's. "Let's clear out before yoa frighten my young 'uu to death," said the coiner, in a quieter voice. "Never mind, Jess," he went on, turning to the child and speaking in such a ten der and soothing tone that Bond stated with astonishment, "Perhaps, soon, I shall come baok, and then you'll be better, and we will—" Vaughn's voice faltered, and he paused. "Ah, take him away,,sir, but don't hurry him over what he very well knows must be the last goodby he'll ever say to his child! What hope there may have been you'll take with you but to take it at this moment—" The wretched mother, unable to ar ticulate another word, sank into a chair, hid her face in her hands, and gave way to a sudden outburst of grief. "Is the gentleman going to take you away, then, daddy?" the child said freely. "Oh, don't go ! Ido so want you to-night." Then looking at the detective with great, earnest eyes, little Jess continued, half indignant ly, half pathetically: "How would your little girl like you to be taken away if she was ill, and wanted you to stop with her dreadfully bad?" An involuntary smile gathered for one brief instant on the stern counte nance of Bond. "It's true, worse luok," whispered the coiner, stepping near his captor. "Poor little beggar, she's mighty bad, and the doctor says the next few hours means life or death. More'n anything she's got to be kept particular quiet, so let's clear out and leave 'em; and, please God, I'll see her again yet. Yes, my prince of traps, you can seo what makes me sucii a miserable cow ard, eh?" As if ashamed of tho tremor in his speech, the coiner turned, und, tak ing down his hat, ornshed it upon his head and approached the door with a rigid countenance and twitching lips. Apparently, he dared not trust him self to take even a farewell look at his child. But, as Arnold Bond moved toward the door also, his glance fell for an instant upon the thin, white faco of little Jess, who had alroady fallen back exhausted. Sho was gazing steadily at her father, who, however, kept his face carefully averted. The pitiful, plead ing expression in tho sick child's eyes struck the detectives to the heart, for it was a look which expressed more eloquently than any words the bitter disappointment she felt at seeing one she evidently dearly loved about to bo taken from her this night of all nights. Tho detective paused abruptly, hes itated a moment, and then the reso lute expression on his features soft ened suddenly, and ho said, in a half jocular tone, to hido the emotion ho could not entirely conceal: "Stay, Vaughan; I oan't do it after all. I can't take such a cruel advan tage of even you at a time liko this! That's all and good night." "Bond, Bond," cried the king of tho coiners, springing forward as he recovered from his momentary stupe faction, "Heaven prosper you for this I Bad as I am, I hope I'll be able to give you your reward for this, if it's years to come." A moment later tho detective had gone. He hod sacrificed an opportu nity of adding enormously to his rep utation. It was a year later before the author ities succeeded in discovering the "fac tory" where Vaughan and his confed erates turned out the cleverly made counterfeit coins which had so long been passed with impunity in most quarters of the metropolis. But after infinito trouble Bond found out all he wanted to know, and one night he surrounded with his men the counterfeiter's don. Bond got within a few feet of the door, and was already thinking how neatly ho had managed everything, when suddenly, and without the slight est warning, the whole floor seemed to cave in beneath his feet; and as he threw out his arms with a startled cry, the trap ho had unconsciously sprung turned completely over and threw him into a large well-lighted cellar below. Before he could rise some seven or eight men had seized him, and amidst a storm of oaths and threats, bound him hand and foot, despite his strenuous struggles. "You fools!" cried Bond, exasper ated beyond "Let me tell you the game is up I My men sur round the place, and this little joko will only make matters a great deal worse for you. You'd better—" "Joke," repeated one of the coin ors, with a tierce laugh. "Well, we'll see. What say you, boys? What says our oath?" "Death to tho trap who bowls us out?" answered a burly, villainous looking fellow. "Surrounded we may be, but what of that? Haven't we means for getting away through the burrow at the first alarm?" "Aye, but not if we stand chucking precious minutes away in empty talk," interrupted another of the gang. "Quiok, pals! Here's an end to our snug little bceiness, and so let's make an end of this interfering sneak be fore we out. The traps outside may smell a rat if he doesn't soon give 'em the cue." Without another word ono of the coiners stepped up to tho prostrate officer and, with a savage cxclamma tiou slipped the noose of a rope over Bond's head anil drew it uncomforta bly tight ronud his nook. Another of the desperate crew at onoe threw the other end of tho rope over one of the beams which supported the floor ing above. The deteotivq now recognized to the fall, extent the really serious nature of his position; and, half dazed by the terrible calamity whioh had so suddenly befallen him, was giving np all hope of escape, when for the first time the leader of the gang—Michael Vaughan—himself spoke. "Leave him to me, lads, and get you along while you may. There's not a jiffy to lose. Hark! hear tht traps! They're breaking in already." "We don't go until we've choked the life out of the rat. Who's put 'em on our trail? Eun him up sharp and have him a pleasant surprise to his friends," replied one of the ruf fians; With these words the unfortunate officer was jerked off his feet, but at the same moment Vaughan snatched up a formidable knife and at a single stroke severed the rope above hisjhead. "I'm with you, Mr. Bond, "ejacu lated Vaughan, with grim determina tion stamped upon his white face. "Aha! see how my mutinous ciew sink back from your bulldog) And by all that's lucky for us both, here oome your men. Another minute's delay and I reckon it would havo gone a bit hard for us both." Almost before he had finished speaking the long oellar-like room be came for a short space a scene of des perate struggling, the walls echoing a chorus of savage cries and shouts. Of all the members of the gang their leader alone offered no resistance, but lapsed into moody silenoe. Only when the opportunity offered did he whisper in the detective's ear— "You see, I haven't forgotten what I once promised, sir, although you only had a smasher's word for it. Perhaps you didn't know it, but I reckon you had tho life of my little Jess in your hands that night a year ago, and maybe you'll agree now that I've paid a fair price for it. As for me—but there, we'ro on even terms ouce more." —London Tit-Bits. A Defense of Dirt. Every few years somobody raises the question whether St. Paul's Cathe dral in London ought not to be cieansed from the soot with which it is en crusted, and restored to something like its primitive whiteness. Somo time ago an experiment of the sort was made on one of the porticos, which forthwith assumed a mottled or pie bald appearance. Now the matter has come up for discussion again, and tho following interesting point is made in a letter to tho Times by a well known architect: "I havo had tho opportu nity, when examining eome of our London stone-faced Tchurches, of re moving the coat of dirt with a view of seeing the condition of the stone un der it, and have found it to be perfect. Tho casing of dirt appeared to bo made chiefly of road dust which had adhered | to the stone (only the outer coat of all being gray black). All the deleterious chemicals must have gone out of tho lower layer, so that the dirt was a per fect protection. If it wore all cleaned off, the stone would be subjected to the strong chemicals in our London atmosphere. It must be remembered that this dirt only adheres to the parts which aro not completely washed by the rain, and that it is just these parts, therefore, which are in most need of protection. If at sonto future timo the atmosphere of London should be as pure as the atmosphere of the coun try is now, it might be wise to aot on the suggestion, but until that time comes I sincerely trust that no such experiment will be made."—Washing ton Star. By Balloon. Perhaps the North Pole may be reaohed in a balloon. The question ha 3 been mooted and may bo carried out in the near future. A balloon with a oubio contents of 50,000 feet and capable of lifting twenty tons, furnished with a number of ss-allor balloons containing a reserve supply of hydrogen, would certainly seem to give every promise of success. The balloon would carry five men, with baggage, a number of Eskimo dogs, several boats and a large sledge. It is calculatod that from Spitzbergen, where the trip will begin, the air cur rents which blow steadily from tho south, will carry them across the Arotio circle a>d direotly over the North Pole in a flight of about four days' duration. Thus, instead of as sisting to destroy human life, the mil itary balloon may be the means of the discovery of a new continent, proving once more that "the glory of a scien tific invention is its utility to man kind."—Boston Herald. The Sliam Fight Was Getting Serious A volunteer sham fight took place recently in England. During the re treat a Scotch volunteer, in scramb ling through some bushes, stuck fast in a hedge. One of the advancing foe, seeing the situation, for a joke came toward the unfortunate volunteer at full charge with the bayonet fixed and a ferocious look on his face. The poor fellow in the hedge, seeing the threat ening aspect of affairs, bawled out at tho top of his voice. "Hand on, you idiot; dinna you , ken it's only in fun?"— Australian Queenlander. Asia and Its People. The great continent of Asia, to which so muoh attention is given just now, is remarkable for many things, bnt it is especially noteworthy in re spect of its peoples. In the first place, it was the cradle of the human race ; secondly, it oontains many more people—lso,ooo,ooo more, say somo —than the rest of the glol>e put to gether, and, thirdly, in the Burmese it has tho merriest people iu the world uu J in the Aiuu of Japan the raddcat --New York Press. DECAPITATIONS IN CHINA, HOW CONVICTS ARE BEHEADED' ACCORDIN G TO CHINESE LAW. Sign or the Red Cross—Formidable Sword Wielded by the Execution er—Strangling a Prisoner. THE execution of the two Japanese spies whom we Amerioans delivered up to the Chinese, and the deoapi tation of a man-of-war's captain ac cused of cowardice in the sea fight off Ping-Yang, wore reoent notable in stances of the nse of the headsman's sword here in China, writes Jnlian Balph in Harper's Weekly. There have been other beheadings, for of fences growing out of the war and for the ordinary criminal offences, and these have lent a new interest to the subject, even to foreigners resident in China, who frequently read of suoh punishment, but seldom witness them or hear them described. I have been so fortunate as to fall in with a dis tinguished European who witnessed the legal slaughter of a number of criminals in Pekin. The account he has giTOn me of what he saw is so un like the popular idea of the methods of justice here that I have written down the substance of it. "The official on duty on the morn ing of which I speak, having reached the mat shed, clothed in all the glory of a mandarin's dress—button, neck lace, breast-cloth, and all—ordered the men brought before him one by ono. The law says that in such oases the oondemned men shall admit their guilt, and ask that punishment be no longer deferred. Like almost all good law and almost all good logic in China, this regulation is turned iuto mero ceremony and pretence. The prison ers neither say nor do anything, but a man who stands behind each ono pushes him over, bumps hi* head on the ground and says, 'Yow.' This word, or one with that sound, means 'I want,' and the presiding mandarin understands it to have been uttered by tho prisouer, and to mean, 'I want to bo punished.' Whilo tho official ticks off the man's name upon the list be fore him, tho man is pressed down upon the grouud and a red oross is painted on his neck. This is done in order that the right head may befitted upon the right body afterwards, if proof of the man's death ie required for official entry. "Tho prisoner thus painted is pulled away to the execution ground, where the headsman is hoating his swords in a great caldron of hot water. Tho swords are rather m ire like knives than swords. is a yard in length, half an inch thick at the edge, and an inch and a half or two inches thick at the baok. If you should weld together nine or ten of our heaviest axes, one laid beyond the other, you would make something liko one of theso knives. The victim is laid upon his face, and his legs are tied together. A long pieco of whip-cord is looped under the man's jaw and tied into hi 3 pigtail. So much of its free end is left that two men go off with it to a distance and pull on it with all their might, while a third one sits on the condemned man's back. The execu tioner seizes a knife and stauds over the victim, whose neck is seen to pull out—and out—and out. The knife falls, the head is sovered, and fre quently the men who are pulling the whip-cord fall backward and roll half over, like tumblers in a circus. The executioner picks up the head and holds it towards tho mandarin, who looks at it carelessly and calmly, and makes a mark upon the tally list in front of him, I was less stolid than he, especially when, happening to glance at one of tho heads, I saw it open its mouth just as it was held up to the maudarin's view. It was then placed beside the body, and the next felon was brought out and treated in the same way. "Two or three prisoners were to bo strangled on this oeoasion, and though I went away twice, from sheer inabil ity to witness their execution, I was urged back by a friend who accom panied me, and thus I saw enough to be able to describe that mode of pun ishment also. The executioner tied a short bit of whip-cord around each man's throat, and then putting a stick of wood in the slack of tho cord at tho back of the neck, turned the stick and tightened the cord until it was evident that it could not be made tighter. For some reason he immediately loosened the cord (in each case, otherr said), and then tightened it again and fastened it. The victims made no sound, but a quiver passed over their bodies, and their fingers were seen to curl in as if their fists were being clinched. That was all. The man darin sent a clerk to check off the names of theso victims, and thus the law was vindicated, or avenged." A Simple Water Filter. A new filter is being brought out which possesses many advantages. It oonsists of a piece of rubber tubingan inoh and a half long, which fits into a small metal case or tube perforated at its extremity. Inside the tube at tho bottom against the hole's is pressed a small piece of spouge which comprises the filter. The rubber end of the tube is prosscd onto the cold water tap,and thus the filter is made perfect. —New York Telegram. What Botanists Say of Indian Corn. Botanists say that the Indian oovn is a grass of the tribe Phalaridem, that the leaves are linear-lanceolate and puboscent with a short • ligule, that tho infiorescenoe is monoecious, that the pistillatod flowers are crowded on a raohis, that tho ovary is bifid and that*the withered glnmes and palets remain on the rachis; and if yon do not know all about the subject now, it's your own fault. —Kew York i>is patoh. Terms---SI.OO in Advance ; 51.25 after Three Months, SCIENTIFIC AM) INDUSTRIAL, Aluminnm corrodes in salt water. A telephone line between Berlin and Vienna has been formally opened. The blood fiowa almost as freely through the bones as through the flesh of very young children. The hiccough nut is a South African plant bearing an oblong fruit, the eat ing of which causes violent hiccough. A Hartford (Conn.! man has in vented a new electric motor, which he claims will run over 160 miles an hour. A steel ship has been constructed in Cardiff, Cornwall, with the standing rigging, as well as the hull, all of steel. Dr. Maxim is said to entertain the hope that his aeroplane will be practi cal enough for general use before the close of this century. Automatic machines have been de vised for use on a moving train which mechanically record the condition of overy foot of the track. Railroad authorities say that an or dinary locomotivo has 300 horsepower and burns n ton of coke for eighty miles of passenger train travel. If man had been limited to the use of his natural weapons of defense he would long sineo have been beaten out of the contest by the animal king dom. Professor Bonney says that a fall of fifteen to twenty degrees F. in the average temperature would bo suf ficient to account for all known glacia tion in the northern hemisphere. At a recent session of the central criminal court, London, a witness who was suffering from a virulent affection kissed the Bible in tho usual way. The judge promptly ordered the book de stroyed. Air can be frozen at a temperature of 29:3 degrees below zero, and the product, which can be handled and felt, burns, so to speak, with its ex cessive cold. Frozen air can be pro duced in any quantity, but its cost, SSOO a gallon, is likely to prevent a large business. Tho observations of twenty-five years, made in the Bay of Bengal by the Indian Government meteorolo gists, have shown that the average temperature rises during years that sun spots are numerous and sink when they are few. When tho number of sun spots exceeded the average the barometric pressure was less than its average. To protect iron or steel used in pipes, roofs, bridges or other con structions where it is liable to suffer from corrosion two important precau tions are necossary ; first, see that there is no scale on the metal to begin with, and second, paint it with nothing but pure linseed oil and oxide of lead or graphite paints. Of course, frequent inspection and care are also required. A foreign journal statos that by a re cent order of the Russian admiralty petroleum will bo tried as a fuel un der the boilers of the two now armored cruisers Rostislaff and Russia, now be ing built for the Russian navy. These war vossels will bo the first to bo sup plied with petroleum furnaces, and a thorough test will bo made of the value of this fuel beforo other vessels are fitted for its use. Electrolytic experiments in connec tion with the manufacture of beet root sugar have proved to be so successful that the principal French factories and thirty-three German firms have decided to adopt the electrolytic pro cesses. It has been found that the presence of one part of salt prevents the crystallization of four parts of su gar, and by means of electrolytio os mesis the saline constituents of tho juices can be effectively eliminated. Last Remnants of the World's Fair. The last of the races of other lands who came to tho World's Columbian Exposition have just returned home. People who have walked much during the last year on State street, between Washington and Randolph streets, must have noticed the Ceylonese who were used by the Ceylon Tea Company as advertisements. They were four man and wife and two children. They camo here at the opening of the Ex position, under the care of the Ceylon Commissioners. They were a part of that vision of beauty which delighted millions, bnt which no longer exists. After the gates closed the family was brought downtown. For a year they were at the teahouse on State street, and even city people used to tarry and look at them. Last week they left Chicago for their home, where the spicy breezes blow, 20,000 miles away. They were tho last human remnant of the Exposition. They will have a strange story to tell when they get back. —Chioago Tribune. A Machine That Shines Shoes. Shining your shoes by machinery is one of the newest schemes of an in genious inventor. It is a bootblack ing machine, consisting of an apply ing brush, a polishing brush, a fluid receptacle and a blacking receptacle, so placed upon a stand that by the movement of a lever, the small oiron lar brush takes up the blacking and moistens and distributes it over the shoe; then the circular brush comes along and polishes the shoe before you can say "Jack Robinson." This clever contrivanoe tills the ns aol "long felt want" for the gentle man who cleans his own shoes in the seclusion of his chamber, but it is doubtful whether it will be fnlly ap preciated by the itinerant bootblack, who wants his five oents a shine. Notwithstanding all objections, however, the new bootblack ing ma chine is likely to be in gteat demand within a verv short time. —Housefui nibbing Review. NO. 15. DO YOU WANT? Do you want so mo real estate, , Or a box of paper collars? ' Do you lack a chicken coop Or a pocketful of dollars? • Make en ad—mako an ad. Do you want a billy go.it? Would you sell n house and lot? Want to rent a lumber yard Or a tea or coffee pot? Make an ai—mako an ad. Havo you got a horso to trade, Or a stovepipe, or a bell, Or a gold mine, or a store, Or a block of stock to sell? Make an ad -make an ad. —Printers' Ink. HUMOR OF THE DAY. Never try to mako game of a tamo duck. A long head is a great help in pre venting a long face. Put a beggar on horseback and he'll run into debt.—Puck. Charity covers a multitude of sins; justice uncovers them. No one has as much money as peo ple imagine.—Atchison Globe. Of all tho sad words to scribbling cranks, The saddest are theso, "Declined with thanks." —Truth. A word to the wise is sufficient—es pecially if they have chips on their shoulders. She—"Do you believe marriage is a mistake?" He—"No; I am a bach elor. " —Puck. Some "jokes" are so utterly bad that they are actually good.—New York Tribune. Gushing is excusable in immature girls and oil wells.—Pittsburg Chron icle-Telegraph. Kitty—"Oh, Mr. Flirtly is so ten der, isn't he?" Judith—"Yes—pre tender."—Detroit Free Press. "Do you think Elsie will tako her millionaire for better or worse?" "No; for more or less." —Puck. Never judge a man by tho clothes lie wears; form your estimate from the clothes his wife wears.—Puck. The man who has attained a high position must not think himself ex empt from tho fores of gravitation. One of tho sweetest things in neck ties is a true love knot made by tho 1 girl's own hands.—Philadelphia Times. Life Is real, lifo is enrnes", And tho moments speed away, In a manner fur too rapid When wo have a note to pay. —Detroit Freo Press. The man with nobody to care for is quite as badly off as the man with no body to care for liim. —Galveston News. When a man makes a success of any thing, the conceit of other men is so great that they think they can do just as well.—Atchison Globe. When man begins to climb too fast With all his heart and soul, Invariably he flails at last He's climbed into a hole. If you could condense the wisdom of ages into a single short sentence, you couldn't get a young man to remember it for five minutes after he starts out in the world. —Puck. "This'shape doesn't seem to be as becoming as a small hat; do you think so?" Milliner—"Oh, my, yes. You can't see how much of your faco it covers up."—Chicago Inter-Ocean, I knocked at tho door of her gentle heart, Which I ha 1 so longo.l to win, And she came in response to my tlmlJ knock, But she never asked me in. - Detroit Free Pre3S. r Harry —"Do you enjoy the idea of marrying a man reputed to be as miser ly as your fiance is?" Maud—"Oh, yes! Don't you see that the dear fel low will be saving enough for us both!"— Puck. The ladv was making some remarks about tne kind of clothes some other ladies at church had on."The finest garment a woman can wear," said her husband, "is tho mantle of charity." "Yes," she snapped' "and it's about tho only one some husbands want their wives to wear." —Detroit Free Press. Why the Girls (Higgled. At a place of worship in North Lon don a funny incident occurred on a recent Sunday, A young man who carried a collecting plate after the per vice, beforo starting put his hand in his pocket and placed, as he supposed, a shilling into tho plate, and then passed it around among the congrega tion, which included many young and pretty girls. The girls, as they looked on the plate, all seemed astonished and amused, and the young man, tak ing a glance at the plate, found that he had put instead of a shilling a con versation lozenger on the plate, with the words, "Will you marry me?" in red letters staring everybody in the face, while one of the congregation had capped it by a second lozenger, on which was printed, "Name tho day."—London Weekly Telegraph. Dig Hive Full ol Honey. Mrs. John Welsh, of tho town of Suamico, Wis., has obtained between 400 and 500 pounds of honey in a sin gular manner. Her boy, Philip, while in the woods, observed the mark of claws upon a dead tree, and, think ing to timl a wildcat, cut it down. It proved to be a bee tree, and fifteen or sixteen feet of its length waa filled with honey. The tree was about three feet in diameter, and the shell was only about three inches thiok. The comb was not broken, bnt was in five sections, each the length of fif teen or sixteen feet. The good lady procured a washtub full of chilled bees and several tubs of honey. Tba boy is still after the animal with clawa that was feeding upon the honey.— Milwaukee (Wis.) Journal.