The Wny« nl the Milkman. T>airymon who are in the habit of diluting their milk with water havo foiln«l out nil ingenious plan of circum venting tlio public analysts. Under tho not of Parliament thoy can request thnt their luilk shall bo analysed by tho chemists nt Bomerict House, ami this thev now do. Their object iH to gain n little time, for milk quickly be gins to ferment, and it in not possible to tost with nccuracy a decomposed fluid, anil suy what it consisted of be fore decomposition ret 111. Dr. Wynter Blvtho instances a recent case of a dealer who sold milk diluted with nt lenst eight per cent, of water. He appealed to Somerset House, nnd after a little delay Somerset House de clared tlint there was 110 evidence of tho addition of water, so that the caso wag dismissed. That he had neverthe less made no mistake in the matter Dr. Blythe is certain, as tho milk had been subjected to an independent anal ysis by Mr. Colwell, who agreed with him. The only way out of the difficulty would be for each sanitary authority to have a freezing chamber, in which reference samples of milk, etc., could be frozen and preserved. Such a chamber would also bo found useful for preserving meat supposed to be diseased until the evidence on both sides could bo heard by a court of justice.—London News. Food by Chemistry. Philadelphia has n chemist who be lieves that meats of all sorts and flav ors will ultimately bo produced in the laboratories of the chemist. Says he : "Within this century I expect to see synthetic steaks, roasts aud chops en tered upon tho bills of fare at our leading hotels and restaurants, and they will be prepared so artistically as to appeal to tho sense of beauty as well as to tho appetite. At first, of course, in order to appease the natu ral prejudices against atij'thing so novel, a choice will be afforded be tween the real and artificial, but eventually tho killing of animals for food will be regarded in all civilized countries as barbarous. That this is not an absurd prediction iH well as sured to those who have observed what syuthetio chemistry has already dono in exactly reproducing mustard, sugar, butter, ice, lemon juice and fif-vorinj essences, besdes madder, turpentine and many other compounds used ex tensively in commerce." Dr. Kilmer's SWAMP-BOOT cures all Kidney mil Bladder troubles. Pamphlet nnd Consultation free. Laboratory Bingham ton, X. Y. ABOUT the only European monarch whoso life is not insured is the Czar of Russia. Hcnfncsi" Cannot bo Cured by local applications as they cannot reach the diseased portion of Ihe ear. There is only one way to cure Deafness, and that is by constitu tional remedies. Deafne-s is caused by an in flamed condition of tho mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets in flamed you have a rumblins sound or imper fect hearing, and when it is entirely closed Deafness is tho result, and unless the inflam mation can be taken out and this tube re stored to its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases out ten are caused by catarrh, which is nothing but an in flamed condition of the mucous surfaces. Wo will give One Hundred Dollars for any caso of 1>! at'ness (caused by catarrh) t hat can not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free. F. J. Chejtey & Co., Toledo. O. t37~Sold by Druggists, i'sc. The True i.nxnlive Principle Of the plants nsod in manufacturing the pleas, ant remedy. Syrup of Figs, has a permanently beneflcial effect on the human system, while the cheap vegetable extracts and mineral solu tions, usually sold as medicines, are perma nently injurious. Being well informed, you will use the true remedy only. Manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. Dr. IluxHie's Certain Croup Cure Will check an ugly cough at once and prevent a cold from going to the lungs. SUets. A. 1' lloxsie, Buffalo. X. Y.. M' I'i'. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children teething, softens the gum*, reduces inflamma tion, allays pain, enres wind colic. 25c. a bottle DON'T Wheeze an 1 cough when Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar will cure. Pike's Toothache Drops Cure in one minute. Karl's Clover Hoot, the great Ijloo 1 purifier, gives freshness and clearness lo the complex ion and cures constipation. cts.. 50 ct -■ ■ ?1. If afflicted with sore eyes use 1 >r. Isaac Thomp son's Eye-water. Druggists sell at '.'.'>e per lx»t t lo Sleepless Nights Make you weak and weary, unlit for work, indisposed to exertion. They show that your nerve strength is gone and that your nervous system nooJs building up. The I-fOOd'S *■ parilla urast remedy is ~ —- Hood's Sarsaparilla. / O TOS It purines tho blood. j strengthenstlie nerves creates an appetite,and gives sound, i ing sleep. Get Hood's and only Hood'?. Hood's Pills cure all liver ills. 25c. N V N IT—3S For headache (whether flick or nervous), toothac'io, neuralgia, rheumatism, lumbago, pains Mi l weak ness in the hark, spine or klducy.->, pal.is ar >un 1 tho liver, pleurisy, swelling of tiv Joints and pain* of oil klnalace. Tho Princess of Wales is rtaid to bo ushering in an economic style by wear ing two-button gloves again. Diaphanous crepes, figured silks, muslins and all tho transparent ma terials are more tompting than ever. Signorina Toresina Labriola, daugh ter of Professor Homonynie, of Rome, has received tho degree of doctor of laws. Rudyard Kipling is said to have been jiltod by six London girls in suc cession before ho wooed and won bis American wife. Mrs. Virginia L. Miner, the woman suffragist of St. Louis, Mo., who died a few days ago, bequeathed SIOOO to Susan B. Anthony. A neat and useful little addition to a dress is a yoke fashioned like the top of tho bodice and made of muslin cut in holes and embroidered. Queen Victoria purchases almost every now book of note publishod, and her expenditure on literature of ail sorts is over S6OOO per annum. Mrs. Eva T. Cook, the senior Vice- President of the Woman's Relief Corps, dolivcred tho Memorial Day address at Northboro', Mass., before the post. Mrs. Seward Webb's new house in tho Adirondacks will have ono hun dred rooms and require an army o? servants. The cost of tho castle will be $1,500,000. The newest fans are imitations of antique ones. Sotno are of co'orod silk with colorod poarl handles with quaint medallions set in littlo frames of iridescent spangles. Mme. Jane Hading, tho great French actress, says:"American women are very clever and intellectual, but the great majority of men don't caro a rap about plays, literature or art." Mrs. Russell Sage is an ardent ad vocate of woman suffrage. Miss Helen Gould also signed one of tho numer ous petitions which were in circula tion last spring for the "cause." A prominent figuro in the English woman suffrage movement is Mrs. Fawcett, widow of Professor Henry Fawcett, who was at ono timo Post master-General under Gladstone. The romorseless historian has dis covered that even Mrs. Browning dropped tnree years from her age, so that she was forty instead of thirty seven when married to Browning. It is a commented-upon fact that the occupation of trained nurse at tracts very few Southern women. The North and East furnish the greatest number of volunteers in this profes sion. Tho first woman to hold ofßcc iu the League of American Wheelmen in New York State is Amelia Voa Shaick, who was appointed by Chief Consul Charles 11. Lusoomb local consul at Tuxedo Park. A Rational Dress Association has been formed in Now Zealand. Its ob ject is to be "the bringing about of that change in woman's dross which her wider life and increased activity seemed to demand." A new monthly periodical with tho title of The Impress, is about to bo started iu Sau Francisco, with Mrs. Charlotte Perkius Stetson as editor. Helen Campbell will bo the.assoa'.ato editor, and Paul Tyno the publisher. Jet belts are very dressy and are largely worn with silk blouses. They are made of jet beads and cabochons strung 011 elastic, the strands being held together with jet slides, and elabotato clasps being arranged in front. Miss Marion Gilchrist and Miss A. L. L. Cumming, of Glasgow, have the honor of being tho first ladies to take a medical degree in Scotland. They have just graduated from tho Univer sity of Glasgow, after a seven years' course. Miss Fmnia Maud Pholps, whoso strong storv Seraph, an admirable translation from Sacher-Masoch at tracted such attention a few mouths ago, translates from the Hungarian, Flemish, French, German and languages. "Georgo Egerton," the author of Keynotes, is a young Irish lady, a Miss Dunne. Her father, Captain Dunne, was for mauy years an Irish official, having been Governor of diftereut jails, and is himself an artist of some skill. China linen is a new fabric used in makiug up fine underwear. It is es pecially suited for summer we.ir, hiv ing, in addition to its weblike fine ness of weave, a sort of cool slippjr iness to tho touch that is inviting in warm weather. Select a checked wool for tho shop ping gown. Drape slightly tho front of tho skirt ami rnako a Garcon de Cafe jacket to bo worn over wash vests or shirt waists. For hat, take a Ty rolean of black straw triminccl with n ribbon and buckle. The women of tho sixteenth century had their foibles in tho matter of or nament. They woro a thing or t-To for use, as well. Their girdles carried bunches of keys, smelliug salts, pow der pull', mirror, needles, thread, pins, nail file and a dagger. Harriet Hoamor has given to the Art lustitute of Chicago the cast made by tho artist in lHo'l of the olaspe l hands of Robert Browning and his wife, for which she refused the offer of S' r >ooo in England. It is the cast of which Hawthoruo wrote in "l'he Marble Faun." Mrs. Ella S. Bunker, of Washing ton, lias just returned from a trip to Nebraska, where she "hotnostoadr 1" a a quarter section of the laud set apart for actual settlers. She will visit it twice a year to make her title good and to prove that a wo uan is fully capable of karuin? how to do aluiont anything a man can. of 'f S * Government Chemists have ia ! t * reported, 1 after an examination of the J|| ~j different brands, that the ROYAL Bak- p| I Ing Powder is absolutely pure, greatest Sp |S \ln strength,' and superior to all others. |& I'asslng ot the Coiiqiass. The compass may yet disappear from tho sea, says the Hiilailelphia Rocord. The littlo needle, by tho aid of which intrepid mariners have for conturies charted tho vast ocean developed a sudden fickleness to tho polo as Boon as the compass was plaood aboard tho iron and steel ships of this ago. So erratic have been tho needle's devia tions that, without frequent compari son with sorno kmown standard, the helmsman would have boen afraid to trust tho instrmiiesnt as a nautical guide over the tracjkless waters. For the first time in tho history of naviga tion an appliance hi»s been inventod which seems to bo absolutely accurate and trustworthy in tho determination of the course of ships at sea. Lieu tenant W. H. Beech® - , of the United States navy, appears to have achieved this triumph in his .delicate and beau tiful solarometer, the telescope of which is so floated upon successive layers of quicksilver, inn vessel hung upon gimbals, that the heaviest sea will evidently be unofble to disturb its dead level. Tho authorized Govern ment deep sea trial of the first model on the North German Lloyd stoamer Weimar will decide tho fate offtho old style compass. The Pepsin Habit. A New York physician of promi nence remarked tho other day to a newspaper man that he was not sur prised to find that tho pepsin habit is raging just as furions to-day as tho quinine habit did not long ago, as it seemtf to be human nature for people to make continual experiments on themselves with medicine, with a blind faith that a popular panacea will cure all tho ills that flesh is heir to. Said he:"I have noticed that in all the penny-in-the-slot machines devoted to confections tho pepsin-gum boxes are nearly always empty. lam told that it is necessary to refill them several times a day. Boys hawk it every where —in tho streets, at tho races, at baseball games. It cannot do very much harm to a dyspeptic, but it cer tainly does him no good. Theamount of pure pepsin in a package of this gum is infinitesimal."—Now Orleans Ficayune. BEECHAM'S PILLS (Vegetable) What They Are For Biliousness indigestion sallow skin dyspepsia bad taste in the mouth pimples sick headache foul breath torpid liver bilious headache loss of appetite depression of spirits when these conditions are caused by constipation ; and con stipation is the most frequent cause of all of them. One of the most important things for everybody to learn is that constipation causes more than half the sick ness in the world; and it can all be prevented. Go by the book. Write to B. F. Allen Company, 365 Canal street, New York, for the little book 011 CONSTIPATION (its causes con sequences and correction); sent free. If you arc not within reach of a druggist, the pills will be sent by mail. 25 cents. ■■■ P fl I I CPC offer* both sexes the best educational advantage* ■ uU LLC UC at the LOWEST COST. Thorough ln*tnu tIOII in fl A. 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W L I BREAKFAST COCOA, r" 11 Which, unlike the Dutch l*rocesi, fjnfi ~r j /ia made without the uae of Alkalirs or other Chemicals or J>yes. la abao- pure aud soluble, and coeta leu than r >e cent a cup. •OLD BY GROCERS EVERYWHERE. WALTER BAKER & CO. DORCHESTER, MASS. I YCEUM SCHOOL OF ACTIN6 k THK BERKELEY LYCEUM, NEW YORK CITY. Eleventh year begins in (K'tol>er. Catalogue FREE. EPILEPTIC, PARALYTIC and NERVINE INSTITUTE, 667 Massachusetts A vs., Boston, Mass, (Near Wsshinrton fit.) For tbs treatmeat of epilepsy, paratrsl*, brain and m Oftira treatment if dsaired. Institute a pen dsily. Bend for circulars. 11l UOIII P Tht ' v h °P' Kk, P' J" m P. dance, turn Mini UUnrl n U ersault* almost Incessantly from An DC A 116 K'Uat to May. Wonderful product of a DC AHO K.»rcUti rree. Greatest curiosity to •traw crowd# wherever shown, 011 street*, in utinp n indnws, H<*. Jint imported. Every »>ody want* • •lie. Full history of Tree and sample Jll m |»l 11 u Bean to Ajcfnts or stri-etmen cent a, postpaid HCc : sl. I', S> l"". si" Ku«h order and be lirst. ssell quantitiesto your merchant* for window at tractions and then #eli to others. vulck Hale*. Try I<*». Bltt Money. A*etit*' Herald, No. 146, .1. K.. I'hila., I'a HA VAU offer employment to 3 men or wv sww women in each county that will WANT l ,ftV •** * mouth. No capital r«- ..V-MVia quired. Addressr. W. ZIKOLKK* WORK? co,bos j»a», fui«s*ipi>M, »•*. Origin ol Tea. It is difficult nowadays to imagine how tho Japanese managed to livo without tea ; everybody drinks it at all hours of the day, and tho poorest people rarely get a chance of drink ing anything stronger, anil yet it is, as things went in old Jap in, a com paratively recent introduction. Tea was introduced with Buddhism from China, and though some plants were brought as early as tho ninth century, it was not much grown until tho eud of tho twelfth. Daruma, an Indian saint of tho sixth century, often rep resented in Japanese art either cross ing tho ocean on a reel or sitting a monument of patience with his hands in his sleeves, was the father of tho toa-plant. After years of sleepless watching and prayer he suddenly got drowsy, and at last his eyelids closed and ho peacefully slept. Whon ho awoke ho was so ashamed of this par donable weakness that ho cut oil tho offending eyelids and threw them on the ground, where tucy instantly took root and sprouted into the slirub which lias ever since had power to keep tho world awake.—Harper's Magazine. Charles 11. was the Mutton Eating Kiug, from his fondness for spring lamb. m>l AGfS I Arid condition* In life, If ' *6- ■>-1 | ' «■" liable at times, to need II an Invigorating Tonic; a • II Regulator of the natural, periodical |l function, aud a Soothing and llrao- J; lug Nervine. For this purpose In Dr. Pierca's Favorite Prescription I Is the only medicine so certain in its curative action that it can be guaran teed. Your money is returned if it does not cure. In Maidenhood, Womanhood, and Motherhood, It invigorates and braces up the exhausted, run-down, overworked and delicate: allays and banishes all Nervous Weakness. Kits, bpasins, Hysteria, Chorea, or St. V(. tus'g Dance; corrects all unnatural ir- t regularities of monthly function and I cures Periodical I'ains, Weaknesses. Bearing Down Sensations, Hack ache, Catarrhal Inflammation. .Ulceration and kindred maladies. ' For those about to breoine mothers, it Is a priceless boon, for it lessens the pains and perils of childbirth, shortens " labor " and the period ot confinement, and promotes the secretion of an abundance of nourishment for the child. W.L. DOUGLAS e« CUrtC IS THE BEST QllVbxosauHxiti *5. CORDOVAN, AM/ FRENCH&. 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