SULLIVAN JHBB REPUBLICAN. W. M. CHENEY, Publisher. VOL. XII. One-seventh of the territory of France is composed of forests. American watches are now made equal to those that come from Switz erland. Butter has not depreciated in price like grain, noteß the American Farmer. It is higher now than when wheat was $1 and rye and corn sixty cents a bushel. At Washington, alleges tho Detroit Free Press, there is a list of all the known Anarchists iu the world, and their place of residence when last heard from. The French Government has a similar list. Tho Southern States are said to contain at least 70,000,000 acres of waste land which might be devoted to tho production of rice. This would increase the present annual crop of 237,000,000 pounds to 70,000,000,000 pounds. In Nanking, China, a poor man can limit his food bill to two cents a day, and on $4 a month ho cau support a family and lay up money. A good farm hand can be hired for."{l 2 a year. A man cau be well fed and well dressed on a dollar a month. Judge Colt, of the United States Court of Boston, has denied the appli cation of Shebaxto Saito, a Jap, for naturalization papers. He holds that Japanese, as well as Chinese, are ex cluded by the expression, "white men," in the Chinese exclusion act. It is proposed to establish au inter national marriage bureau, with head quarters in Berne, Switzerland, for the purpose of regulating marriages between natives of different countries and so doing away with the anomalies and cruelties which at present too often result from marriages between aliens. There is a dearth of good poetry in these times, according to the poetical editor of a New York magazine. He says that the demand for it has for a good while been greater than the sup ply, and he believes that the pro ducers of it have been discouraged by the newspapers. For years past a number of papers ha\ e often taken occasion to sneer at a great deal of the poetry thrown on the market, and the younger poets especially have felt disheartened under the slighting re marks of writers who were unable to appreciate their verse. It is evident that these poets are determined to withhold their products from tho pub lic until such time aj they can have a reasonable assurance of better treat ment. The older poets are hardened against abuse, but they cannot turn out poetry every day. Alaska has been a part of the United States since 18(17, and of late has been rapidly growing in commercial im portance, enforciug tho need of the statutes and the enactment of a sys tematic code for tlie regulation of its concerns. It is as large as England, Ireland, Franco and Spain put to gether, containing 585,000 square miles, so that it is no pocket borough or Northwestern Rhode Island which is to be legislated for, but a spacious and stretching territory likely iu time to become of the tirst commercial and other importance. Its fisheries stand iu the tirst rank, its production of gold increases year by year, au l may some time be as abundant as that of California or Middle Africa, and it possesses many other productive capabilities likely to be rapidly de veloped. Immigration there shows a steady increasing volume, as do its tables of export and import, and alto gether it is entitled to the most seri ous audattentive legislative considers tion. ______________ The stateiueut that advices have been reoetved at (' ipeuhagcu, by way of Greenland, that tho two young Swedish bo taut* to, and hsll steuiil*. had started for Labrador iu a small open boat will revive interest in these hardy explorers thinks the New York I'ress lijl >rlmg and I. ill steuius, with live assistants, set out two years ago on a voyage of discovery 111 the Arctic regions. Then hazard una expedition saakeasd much Mt-U tlou at lliat time from the fa- ' that I ho young men defraye I the ex p. us* of the jouri ey out of their own limited it- r ,• 11 . i. I i < > I .-i I i a , elilti - of The value of the steel manufactured in the United States every year ia about $500,000,000. The combined assets of the Roth schild family in Europe pre not leas, it is said, than $'2,000,000,000. Since Denmark established dairy schools and made a science of butter making 100,000,000 pounds of butter have been exported from the country annually. The Japanese in New York have formed a society to promote the wel fare of their people in that city. The first step to be taken will be to estab lish a free night school, where lectures on pertinent subjects will be given. It is estimated by the New York Witness that $1,500,000 worth of fire works are imported into the United States each year—three-quarters of which are used on the Fourth of July. How many boys bid farewell to fingers or thumbs is not stated. The Atlanta Constitution observes: Au interesting plan is under discus sion in the Legislature of the colony of Victoria, Australia, for tho relief of farmers who wish to borrow money on their land. Tho Savings Bank Commissioners are to be authorized to "assist producers" by lending them money to the amount of half the value of their land, under a plan by which borrowers will repay principal and five per cent, interest in extended half-yearly installments. Tho Com missioners would be recouped by four per cent, mortgage bonds, issued locally and guaranteed by the Govern ment. The hatred of Italians in France by the French lower classes, intense be fore the assassination of President Carnot, has become so bitter that the Italians are fleeing for their lives from many sections of France, states the Chicago Record. The people of Italy are maddened by this unreason able hatred, and in Turin and other places reprisals have already com menced against French residents. The little fire of individual persecution blazes brightly now. There is danger that it may extend and become a con flagration of international war. There has been no love lost between the countries for years. The Louisiana Legislature has with out opposition voted an appropriation for the construction of a bust or statue of Thorny Lafon, the colored philan thropist, who died in New Orleans a few months ago. The Governor will have the selection of tho statue, and will decide upon its location. It will probably be placed in the State House. It is asserted that this is the first statue ever erected to a colored mau in the South, and one of the first in the country. Lafon, who was eighty years old when ho died, left a fortuue of $600,000, nearly all of it to charity. He founded an asylum for old people and one for girls, and gave the rest to other benevolent institutions. His original intention was to make these institutions open to both white and colored, but he was persuaded to abandon that idea beoatise the whites are already well provided with elee mosynary institutions. The Louisville Courier-Journal re marks: "Congress was quite right to make Labor l>aya National holiday. It does not matter what motives urged Congress to do such a thing. There is nothing the American people need more than holidays. We haven't anything like enough of them. There is to<> much striving an I scraping, t > > much work and more worry, too fast a pace and too little rest, too much biirniug of the caudle at both ends, too much high-pressure living. We don't know enough about how to rest. We too rarely invito our souls to mer riment, but keep holy and brain bent upon the wheel of daily cares, and pride ourselves more upon allowing how far wit can defy uaturc than how wisely we cau c >u*. rye its fort' 's. It is telling on us. Nature is beginning to enact its debt, sometimes all at otiee iu the stiddeu breakdown of a vigorous physique, sometimes with the usurv of a wuiked mini, ofteu in lite shattering of nerves and the enforee I l * iu.it If |. ,tot c ontort and re-pan W. have be. u spend thrifts of our eue M „ . and have !«, guu to think uf e. ,U .my none l>> suun lo avert hankrnpiuy. Plenty uf parka, plenty of 11 iu «ae, plenty of fun an i frolic that's IU« prescription for I Ut> ot.iaok.l, oviraorried tut i lean Hi a sou now anllUiu LAPORTE, PA., FRIDAY, AUGUST 17. 1894. HOUND THE VEA.fI, Ob, beautiful world of green! When bluebirds enrol clear, And rills outlenp, And new buds peep, And the soft sky seems more near. With billowy green, and leaves, what then? How soon we greet the red again! Oh, radiant world of rod! When roses blush so fair, And winds blow sweet, And lambkins bleat, And the bees hum hero and there. With trill of bobolinks—Ah, then, ! Before wo know, the gold again! Oh, beautiful world of gold When waving grain is ripe, And apples beam, Through the hazy gleam, And quails on the fenee-rail pipe. With pattering nuts, and winds, why then How swiftly fnlls the white again! Oh, wonderful world of white! When trees are hung with laoe, And the rough winds chldo, And sn >wflakes hide Each bleak, unsheltered place. When birds and brooks are dumb, what then? Ob, round wo goto green again ! —George Cooper,tn New York Independent. ANGEL. BY MRS. M. L. BAYNE. €A-V-Y, oh, D-ft-v-y, c-o-m-o h-o-m-e; m-ft-in-m-a w-a-n-ts The mother's call rang out clear and good-natured ly shrill over the long garden where the convolvulus bells were closing, and the nastur tiums nodded their yellow heads, and reached the ears of a little boy who was playing "all by his lonesome" in the old-fashioned summer-house at the foot of the garden, j "Tuminin', mamma," came back the j quick answer, and Mrs. Pond, Davy's j mother, went back to her pleasant | sitting-room and the company of a ! neighbor who had called. "He's a strange child, Davy is," j | said the mother. This was no gossip she was talking I ' to, and it was a relief to speak of Da vid's peculiarities to one who would i | listen to her, and aid her by advice or < | sympathy. The child's father looked i upon her fears as the expression of ' rank heresy. His Davy—his little man! There never was such a boy in the world, none as bright and oom panionable. At the same time the father knew that his boy was not quite ! like other children, or why would he j prefer to play alone rather than with I j the little ones of the neighborhood? [ "Yes," Mrs. Pond wa9 saying, "he i talks to himself nearly all the time. I can hear him in the arbor, and I have I stolen down there often, but he was always alone, playing with the leaves, or talking in a low voice. And ho has hallucinations. I know it, because he talks in his dreams of a playfellow he j calls 'Angel.' " "Perhaps," suggested the neighbor, j cautiously, "ho really does see the ■ angels. I read in a book once a story J of an old lady who had died but couldn't rest in her grave because she ; had hidden her will, and her niece, to whom her money was left, could not find it. So she came back to earth to i try and show her where the will was. j The girl could not see her, but walked through and through her, but the dog could see her and the child in the cradle, and it reached out its hands to her." "That," said Davy's mother, "is only a book story. 1 couldn't believe | it if I tried." "I believe there are influences we do not know how to receive," said the other women ; "some are born of flame, some of llesh and some of the spirit. , Perhaps Davy is under control; he may have visions." At that moment the littlo fellow came runuing in. Ho was a pretty boy, hut n«t healthy-looking. His soft, curling hair lay in rings on a pale, high forehead. A blue mark, suid to predict early death, lay between his delicate brows. The same blue ap pearance settled ahout his mouth. He panted with the exertion of runuing. Mrs. Pond looked meaningly at her irirud ami began to question the child in the lingo of mothers. "Where has Davy been?" "Playiu' vvif Angel." "Why doesn't Davy bring Angel home?" "Angel won't come." "Where doe* Angel go when Davy comes in th«> house?" "Davy doesn't know." The child spoke with a sad regret, even as the little hoy 111 the story of the Pied Piper, who alt hia life lamented that because he was lame he did nut get to the cave in time t.i t>e swallowed lip With the other children, hut only caught one glimpse of the wouderful country into which they were goue. Another year has passed over Uavy s yellow bead. He is iu a new country, hut he knows little of it. From the gardi n of lowa to the gardeu of Miclii gan is not a great change to a child who is so ill lie until In carrn- l ou a pillow all the way. It« lad falb u sick and faded from the day, almost from the hour, when the faisily left lb. ir dd b no and h» «a> torn, sob long att'l unhappy, Iron the old arbor Mia lu U.I I bad Inn «>rv falleul m i with hiut and th« kind ii> uM>.i| who came lu i « bun oil told bin. thai angels aiwt tin) wb« »» . tie y were J riwn «• ■ 1 «• I ■ • , . i | anwth«l Hut l'a» ya as not euUMUftcd. It was strange then and it seemed stranger afterward when they thought about it, although none of them sus pected the truth. Davy'a lather took it for granted that tho boy was play ing that he had an angel visitor, just as children play "house" or "com pany" to amuae themselves. Onco he had stolen on Davy uuawares, uot to surprise any celestial visitor—the big, healthy man would have laughed at such a delusion—but to make the boy scream with the happy surprise of see ing him. And ho had heard a strange, low singing, something like the sing ing of a bird, but of no bird ho had over listened to, and it surprised him greatly. When he pounced on Davy from the door of tho arbor the boy was alone, but there was a strange rustling of tho leaves and bushes, as if from some invisible presence. "Were you singing, Davy?" "No, papa." "Who then, my boy?" "Angel," and the child hung his head. And Mr. Pond did what ho was sorry for long after. Ho shook tho child angrily, and insisted upon a descrip tion of the angel who was supplanting father and luother in the heart of the boy. But Davy would only sob aud say, as ho had often done beforo, that his angel was "boo'ful, an' Davy loves him." It was circus day in the new town to which Davy's folks had moved, and Mr. Pond tried to interest tho child in the street parade, but his sick senses were wholly inadequate to the task. The disappointed man bore the little white-robed form back from the low window opening ou the lawn, and laid him on tho pillow with a sinking heart. He knew now, what neither doctor nor parson could have made him believe, that the hours of the boy's life were numbered. If the prancing horses, the gay bauds of mu sic, the wonderful animals, could not charm away his sickness, then noth ing could help him, and the father cursed, in the feeble fashion of impo tent humanity, tho unknown evil that was destroying liis child. While the child lay panting on his pillow, there was lively scene under the big circus tent where a great many things were going on at once. It is only with one part of the circus that this story has to do, and that is known as the side show. It was the tent of the beautiful and renowned Mme. Selika Houssan, the oriental snake charmer. This lady was advertised in mammoth posters as the Queen of Snake Charmers, and she drew great crowds, for this was reuily the part of the show that answered fully to all its advertised attractions. Mme. Hous san was young and beautiful, and handled her snakes in the most fear less and expert manner. She stood within a railing, and close to her was a glass case filled with baby snakes, that looked like silver ropes as they twinned about a blanket in which they were wrapped. She wore snakes on her wrists, clasping them like brace- i lets. Big boa-constrictors wreathed I themselves about her white neck aud shoulders. She would lift their flat heads, aud they would dart their forked tongues agaiust her cheek, when she said in her pretty voice, "kiss me." Then she would lay them on the shelf that ran outside of the railing, the crowd would fall back iu a panic, but the reptiles hung there slightly mov ing their protruding heads, but not offering to slip away. "Now," said the madame, taking out of its box a beautiful, brilliant-striped suake of the variety known to natural ists as tho "Colubres Eximius," or house-snake, "I show you my so uni que pet, my beauty. He loves me; he knows what I say. See, how smart hi? is?—the nice fellow!" Madame put the snake through his paces, aud ho was indeed a pet ami ' prodigy. He saluted her with so many j varieties of Oriental kisses that the young fellows wanted to strangle him. Then he playfully bit her fiuger, and was scolded, whereupon he sulked. "Now you shall hear him siug," said madame, and, at her promptiug, he gave a little chirping sound that answered very well for a song, aud was curiously sweet and faaciriatiug. "Now I shall show you something so very strange, so uncommon," said 1 the snake-charmer, aud she tied a i piece of bright blue satin ribbon around the arched neck of the dappled suake. "You watch, you see. What you call a translormation scene—so." The ribbon turned from bright blue to a pale color. Hoou it was intensely, purely white. "What does it?" yelled the crowd. "It is—how you call it? electric suake." Then to questions by the more curi ous of the crowd she informed them gllldy that the pet had come to them win it they were performing iu Guiana; that it was a native of the Itrazils, aud that its classic name was "Trigouo cephalus miltils,' aud that the uutives of that part of the world regarded it sacred. All of which was a rodo montade out of ma lame's teltbouk oil the education of snakes. Hut Ihe peo ple swallowed it all a fid fell that they were gelt in-? their Honey's worth. Next Ilia lame laid her pel oil the ! shelf while she turned the baby suskes The crowd lost sight of Ihe ribbon decorate I pel IU the elcitaiiteUt of set tug the tlaw licit IH'llit, Slid SO ills) madame h . .ell, snl It M> Hot llutll ■li. Ital All I shed hr p,r tormau.'u for that lima an I i-tie I ot|l for the p> llf.it, • an I the a tacon Is. thai she missed II I tine wa* su instant eUsriuf of the pis e, | .pie iambi' I oyer each olio r lit llfil haste to K»l awe/, bill u»v>l a, ail. ill lh< eyes ol M » 1a,.... lion an ' lis* apt.* bsr •so uai.jii" p.! " M ibi doetuf, who had NlteH »»s*j il|>, his father and mother and a few sor rowing friends, sat by his pillow and fanned him incessantly to keep the breadth of lifo in hia frail little body. There was no sound of talking or weep ing, but iu utter silence which was suddenly broken by the sweet eong of a bird. They all heard it and on each it had a peculiar influence, something uncanny, like the speech of inani mate thinga. But Davy was transfig ured. He lifted himself on his pillow and, with incredible strength, screamed at the top of his voice: "Angel—my boof'l Angel!" The astonished parents looked at each other. Then, before they could speak or move, a strange thing hap pened, so strange that I, its historian, will not ask you to believe it without the ovidence of stranger things that have previously occurred. A long, sinuous, brilliantly-marked snake dart ed in through the open window and songht Davy's bed. Those present fell back iu a fright. The next mo ment it was clasped in the child's arms, was caressing every line of his wasted face, singing that weird song that sounded like a harp's vibration and twining itself about the frail body with a loving clasp. And Davy was restored before their very eyes, say ing over and over again in his blessed baby patois: "Mo lovo Angel—me so glad." How the snake came into the pos session of the circus oau only be guessed. In its long search for its lit tle human playmate it had probably been captured, when its beauty and tameness made it an attraction. Natu ralists familiar with the species as sured the child's parents that the snake was as harmless as a kitten, and as it oaused the littlo fellow's speedy restoration to health, it was endured by them, if not loved. That it had found Davy by some powerful occult faculty seems certain. It was soon known that this was the attraction that had escaped from the circus, but the cir cus had gone its way and knew noth ing of its performer's fate. And Davy's prior right to his Angel was never disputod.—Detroit Free Press. WINE WORDS. Cupid is thinkless. Love is the divine hypnotism. Only a fool fishes with a gold hook. Custom is oftentimes an ignoramus grown old. Occupation is the necessary basis of all enjoyment. A woman will do more kindly thinga than she will say. A certain amount of friction is neces sary to friendship. Man's inconstancy is no greater than woman's inconsistency. There are as mauy men angels as there are women angels. Men would be different if their con sciences were not elastic. Truth is mighty and will prevail when there is money in it. "Love me little, love me long," and remind me of it occasionally. An obstinate man does not hold opinions, but they hold him. There are many good women who make bad wives, and vice versa. To kick the man who kicks your dog is no satisfaction to tho dog. AVhen impious men bear sway, the post of honor is a private station. "Put yourself in hia place," but don't expect to stay there forever. What a woman says to-day does not apply to what she may think to-mor row. The sunshine of life is made up of very littlo beams, that are bright all the time. The chains of habit are too small to be felt, until they are too strong to ; be broken. Do not wait for extraordinary cir | cuinstatices to do good actions; try to ; use ordinary situations, i Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents which in prosperous circum i stances would have lain dormant. When a man asserts that all men are ! rascals at heart, you may be certain that there is at least one man who is | a rasoal at heart. One difference between wealth and fame is, fame is what other people think a man has, and wealth ia what he knows lie has. Curious ilablt ul little*. Oertaiu beetles hive long been kuowu to eject or give out a repul sive fluid from joints of their bodies, or from their legs, or from eversible glands. M. Cileuot has recently studied the eases of the ejeotiou of blood from these beetles. The fluid, however, is uot re I, as the bloo 1 of insects is either colorless or slightly yellowish. La ly birds, oil beetles and other vegetable feeders are suoli as possess this habit. The winter has added to this list one of our oominou beetles which sends out a pale milky thud smelling Ilk* laudanum, the odor lieiug exactly that eiullte I by uerlaiu iuotlis of the Arctiau family. —New Vork Independent Kin*'* (liiiialr The variations in temperature at the summit uf Mount I'.tua, whose height i* nearly 11,i »>n» feet, btve l>o«u re corded, after many difficulties, by I'i '< MHI Hi.'.' > au I Sail i The climate r> aembUa thai of the North I'ape or the Crockett \ul uutllc or personal olweival ions on HI days b i* bi'ii August 47, HUM, and February ia, la i|, .bow u .| aiu.au aan lal torn peletuis of twenty lour degrees F , ."i" ' "* '' '»•-♦ ' >' " an I a itiatlitiutu of Holt) Mm legrsvs Hi, oil tails Vaii4tloifi was a'< oil lUtlly m winter an I twelve derive* in mmmtf Atlanta J 6 at Fort Laramie. It was prepared by two officer} of the United States army, Lieutenants Hyde and Starring, to pass away tho weary hours during a long and cold winter at that lonely outpost of civilization. They were aided in the work by an in terpreter and by the Indians who loafed about the fort. The type was set up by the soldiers, and fifty copies were struck off on a crude hand press. Only two copies are now known, one of them belonging to General Star ring, of New York, a brother of the author, and the other to Mr. Pilling. The only existing alphabet that is the product of one mau's mind and in which a literature has been priuted was the invention of a half-breed Cherokee Indian. His name was Se-quo-yah, and he had no education whatever, but it occurred to him that he could express all the syllables in the Cherokee tongue by characters. Finding that there were eighty-six syllabic sounds in the language he devised for each one of them a pe culiar mark. For some o£ the marks he took characters of our own alpha bet, turning thein upside down. With i these symbols he set about writiug j letters, and by means of them a cor respondence was soon maintained be ! tween Indians of his race in Georgia ; and their relatives 500 miles away. | At present this alphabet—or, more j properly speaking, syllabary—is in | general use among the Cherokees. In j no other language can the art of read- I ing be learned so quickly. Whereas ' a fairly bright child learns to real well in English in two and a half years, a Cherokee youugster is able to ac quire fluency in reading books writ- I ten in this syllabary within two months and a half. In 1827 the Amer j icau board of foreign missions de i frayed the cost of casting a font of type of the characters. The literature j "composed with them is now very ex tensive, numerous books and some of tho newspapers of the Cherokees be ing published in tho syllabary. Later, in 1810, au improved sylla bary was devised by the Rev. James Evans, a missionary anion-? the Crees. It was phonetic, and the char acters were simpler, being composed of squares and parts of and circles and parts of circles. Tho zeal ous clergyman cut his typa out of wood and made castiug from the orig inal blocks with lead from tea chssts, which he begged from officers of the Hudson Bay Company. He uiautifao tured ink out of soot and on a hand press of his own construction printed many little tracts and I H -ts for the benefit of the Indians. With some mod ifications his characters have come into geueral use, not only amotig the Crees, but also ainoug many tribes of the Northwest which speak lauguages in no wise akin to that of the Crees, sud scores of books have been printed iu them. A tjueer Alrleau People. Hlrauge stories are told of the Dokos, who live among the rao'.st, warm bamboo woods to the south of Kaffa aud Susa, in Africa. Only 112 uir feet high, of a dark olive color, savage and nake I, they have uo lire. Taey live only on ants, mice and serpents, diversified by a few roots aud fruits. They let their nails grow luag, like talons, the better to dig for aut», an I tho more easily t • t 'ar in pieces lli-ir favorite suakes. Tito Dok i* use I to lie invaluable as slav.is, au I they wer i taken ill Urge numbers. The slay.i hunters used I i hold up br. {lit c dor- I clothes as tU< yct ii"to Ihe ba'iioo t wools, where lb«se hum m monk ye still live, an I th<« p• »r l»w le I ruin I Ihe in. an I a, lal-.ni in t . mi sau Is. In slavery th> y Ver<* l > ile, attach -!, ob Ileal with a fey wants and ev. Ibttl h alt;, The, p. M dw have tins la til a low tor lug to Yei with tltsir heals «« til* groott I an I thi'it iia.iis in tb« air. Yet la their ill i I a stipe lof p.sir, a.. I i .... kn - t I i Yolk Witness NO. 45. BEWITCHED. I know not i( her Angers small Were brown or snowy white |' How'er I strive I can't reoall Their form and tint aright. I know it seemed the softest hand, The night when first we met; And, ob, the clasp she gave me I never can forget. I know not if her eyes were bine, Or jetty black, or gray, They owned a very charming hue, But more I cannot say. Have I forgot! I frankly vow I'm quite ashamed ; and yet Tho gaze within them gleaming I never can forgot. I know not where her dimple danoed, If on her cheek or ohln ; I only kuow I gazed entranced And felt my heart fall in. A dimple! 'tis a tiny thing To dream of and regret , But how that dimple twinkled I never can forget. —Samuel M. Peck, In Boston Transcript. HUMOR OF THE DAY. A lazy horse always knows his driver. The eel is not so slippery as a one dollar bill. There is no place like the home of one's sweetheart.—Galveston News. There is no severer test of self-reli ance than a threadbare suit.—Chicago Herald. Try »s best as she may the woman snffragist is no gentleman. —Adams Freeman. Doubt others more and yourself less and you will have more backbone to sell.—Tammany Times. Clerk—"Are you going to discharge me, then?" Druggist—"Yes; I think we can dispense without you."—Har vard Lampoon. Little Boy—"How long have you had that doll?" Little miss—"Thi# is a girl doll, an' you oughtn't to ask her age."—Good News. Convince some men that it pays to be good, and you could n't keep them out of the church with a shotgun. Ram's Horn. "Just think, captain, the major has actually married the rich old maid." ' 'Obviously he wanted to have his golden wedding at once."—Fliegendo Blaetter. Sadirn— "You say Reckless has sealed his doom?" Cooley—"Yes; I just saw him lick an envelope which contained a letter asking Miss Bossall to marry him."—Boston Courier. Anxious Inquirer (to crusty old gen tleman) — "When do you suppose this rain is going to stop?" C. O. G.— "When it gets to the ground, of course."—South Boston News. Foreign Visitor—"ls it true that one man often hangs a jury in this country?" Litigious Native (with evi dent rogret) -"Yes, Btranger ; but not with a rope."—Buffalo Courier. "Whur ye bin?" said Meandering Mike. "Lookin' fur work," replied Plodding. Fete. "Well, you wanter look out. Yer idle curiosity'll be the ruination of ye, yit."—Washington Star. To')y (to ecentric man) "What are you doing with that box?" Poperkaq "Going to make a wagon of it." Toby—"Where'llyouget the wheels?" Popperkaq—"Out of your head."— New York Journal. "Did I tell you that dear Mrs. Flim sey has invited me to spend the sum mer with her?" Madge—"No. Then I was right. You have not known each other for a very long time, have you?" —Chicago Inter-Ocean. The Young Man—"Gracie, what is it your father sees in me to object to, darling?" The Young Woman (wiping away a tear) "He doesn't see any thing iu you, Algernon ; that's why he objects."—Boston Home Journal. "Can any little boy here," asked the visitor, "give me an example of the expansion of substances by heat?" "I can," said Tommy. "Our dog's tongue is twice as long now as it was last winter."—lndianapolis Journal. He —"I had my picture taken along with Nero—my big St. Bernard, you kuow. May I have the pleasure of presenting you with a copy?" She— "Oh, I guess so. i always did admire a haudsome dog,"—lndianapolis Jour nal. New Arrival (to sub lued-lookiug man in the hotel otiice) -"You are the clerk of this hotel, I suppose, sir?" Subdued-looking Man—"Oh, you flatter me, sir! lam only the pro prietor-Browning, King Ar Co.'» Monthly. Mrs. Year wed (beseechingly;—"Oh, if I only kuew some way to keep my husbtud at home urchin. Can't yon, from your ioug married experience, suggest a plan?" Mrs. ()l lliaud (gritu ly) "Certainly; chain him." - Huf falo Courier. Mr. K. Couowie "Did you write to that man who advertises to .how peo ple how to make ilm*ert» without tuilk. aud have tUeiu richer?" Mrs. K. Co uoliile "V««, and sent him tb<' do! lar." "What did he reply?" "Cue cream.N«*w York W -ekly. "Feet IN," Mid the groerr, "iht-rt's n i moiiciy lueoffinowaday*. " *' That's a euinforl," repln I tb» eimtoiuer, "but Hi. r, « nio.t < v<-r> I btnif eUe IU It. Im the last p..i 11. I I got tlwrn were eight b. »11., tbri-r |>«-a«, m ohiunie nail. aud a ban Hul of gravel »tou •• m Ito.tou Transcript "I'l.i you ever notice,' mii i Mm \ I'ict "tb.t a'- ul ball ibr pi t nr. lit tb«- tpbi.r. ant (.>•« »r. of in la! con pin.? I w.uter »n> ltn>, ala.t» mis .11 to a pb-apii i a » ...u .» tLo ka.ii w ti. J < "I gn«*> tb< tin l i.i ( it wi I 111 »'t. k 'Mi lvalue* IU.I > l> .lioiil bl« 1..1 . Inn I i •»< i l l t plra—lll lW lUktll ItilHlSi m