SULLIVAN JBILFE REPUBLICAN. W. M. CHENEY, Publisher. VOL. XII. Ninety-one per cent, of the farmers in Utah own their farms. Encouraging reports continue to come from the cotton manufacturers of the South. The average time spent by the British House of Lords in the Nation's work, according to iv contemporary, is fifteen minutes per day. • Australia is a country without or phans or an orphanage. Each waif is taken to a receiving house, where it is kept until a country home is founc for it. The new programme of public in struction adopted in France devotes more time to the study of English and less to the study of German. Iu thirty-six State prisons in this country solitary confinement is used as a punishment, and in twenty the prisoner is handcuffed to the wall. An English widower returns thanks to a choir for their sweet singing at his wife's funeral, "thereby enliven ing and brightening up the dullness and monotony which characterizes a funeral service." Russia has decided to spend a quar ter of a billion in the improvement of her navy. This is a pretty expensive outlay in pursuance of a plan to keep the peace : but the leading powers of Europe are not stopping at expense. England will have to meet those fig ures, and France can be relied upon to slide several big war ships into the water. It looks to the Detroit Free Press as though the test of modern naval improvements was not far off, and it may be followed by very mate rial changes in the map of the eastern continent. Says tho New York Observer : "The poor we have always with us—and the lazy. To discriminate between them is somewhat of a task. In some cases the wood-pile marks the division. They goto the right or left according to their disposition. Some of the hungry go right to work, while by others the opportunity to labor, aud so earn a breakfast, is left severely alone. If the newspapers are to be be lieved, and we see no reason for donbt ing their statements, then while in Chicago the unemployed number tens of thousands it is hard to get men to labor at fifteen cents an hour on canal work. When men were recently asked for from Milwaukee by a Chicago busi ness firm, the answer came that while there was plenty of steady work in the Wisconsin woods for willing men at fair wages, the men were not to be had. There was work, aud there were workers enough, but the men were shy and refused to be introduced." The New York Journal of Commerce aud Commercial Ihilletiu. which keeps a daily record of the iires in this country, and is deservedly high au thority on alt questions of insurance, reports the total losses by tire iu the United States and Canada iu the year lHl»:t at 91 ftti,445,875, against $1112,- 704,700 in IHD2. In but one month of I sum did the total of tire losses sink below 910,000,000, aud that was iu February, when tho returni of tho Journal of Commerce place the figures at S9,UIV,!M)U. The same paper reports 235 tires in l>eccinber of a greater de structivfnets than SIIMHH) **ch. It says that the underwriters attribute much of the loss to careless lustalla tion of electric light and power plants. I'nd. r these circumstances it ought to be the occasion of more than insurance interest to learn that the electriu risk is being investigated by experts who are gathering particular* of all the iirt > traceable < • > .ectficity. Kleelricity is a good servaut who will bear a lot of watchiug. The baltiiuore Sun s tribute to th* South la worthy "112 reproduction "Lesa coniplaint lis* been hsard from the South during *h> l»»t at*hi or leu months than fr<>tu auy othir pari of the eunntry, hut this la u hat lesiu. l t i |.o**riy mi l 11 t»i»i,u, that lobuw I tin wat was amazing iu Its ■ aim tli> i., lit an I |M t I in I i» 'illy as tin it» a> t< i U sling 1 " 4 " "♦ " '"ibintt ha* »»<•#* no fe » and Unr pi <«•»«« tfeei I >to >to I Si nnlwd With Hmthii iiil » il W| Iklil *4# Ml iIHI antli"!** '' ON THE ROAD TO DPEAMTOWN, , Coma here, my sleepy darling, and climb upon my knee. And lo! all In a moment, a trusted stood 'twill be To bear you to that country where troubles are forgot. And we'll set off for Dreamtown, Trot, Trot, Trot! 0 lit ten' Bolls of Dreamland are ringing soft and low! What a pleasant, pleasant country it is through which we go ; And little, nodding travelers are seen in every spot, All riding off to Dreamtown, Trot, Trot, Trot! The lights bsgin to twinkle above us in the sky, The star-lamps that the angels are hanging out on high, To guide the drowsy travelers where danger lurketh not, As they ride off to Dreamtown, Trot, Trot, Trot! Snug in a wild-rose cradle the warm wind rocks the bee ; The little birds are sleeping in every bush and tree. 1 wonder what they dream of? They dream, and answer not, As we ride by to Dreamtown, Trot, Trot, Trot! Our journey's almost over. The sleepy town's in sight Wherein ray drowsy darling must tarry over night. How still it is, how peaceful, In this delight, ful spot, As we ride into Dreamtown, Trot, Trot, Trot! —Eben E. Rexford, in Independent. rescued'at last. BY HELEN FORREST GRAVES. lace Sjl ' counter 1" shouted the floor-walker. i'/'N'. gf "Miss Garrick, tjgSy TV— what are you think ing of? Show these jy 1 'Ju ladies heliotrope 58' .1 chiffon and be y I jl quick about it!" Isola Garrick 52 h I'i Bp* hurried to her post, \ '4| with one hand Vi—J pressed to lier fore- | head. All day long J she had suffered from a racking headache, but in this promising dry goods firm headaches were not "business," and no allow ances were made for them. "Why, mamma," whispered a tall, rod-cheeked young woman, in a seal j coat and a velvet toque, nodding with jets, "it's Cousin Isola !" "Hush—sh!" said the other lady, who was stout anil short, with a gold eyegloss and big diamonds in her ears. "We are not supposed to recognize her now. No"—to the young girl be hind the counter—"this is not the right shade. This is violet, and I in quired for heliotrope. Some people j seem to be absolutely color blind !" Isola looked wistfully at her aunt. Surely surely she could not intend entirely to ignore her! But Mrs. Pierson Garrick's gaze was wholly unrecoguizing. "We have heliotrope also," said she, taking dowu another box. But-the tall young lady tossed her head impatiently. "It isn't tho right color at all!"] said she. "Come away, mamma." The floor-walker administered a sharp rebuke to Miss Garrick, when the cus tomers were gone. "Really," he said, "it would seem j as if a sale might have been made." Isota's eyes brimmed over with tears which it would have been "unbuai lu aa-like" to shed. Six months ago she had come, a timid, inexperienced orphan to New York, and naturally her tirst idea was togo to her father's brother, Mr. Pierson Garrick. That gentleman, however, was not ut home he generally contrived to be out of tile way when any cuiliarrassiug circumstance occurred ami his wife gave Isola to underitaiid that it was quite impossible to do anything for her. Iu the old Connecticut farmhouse a generous hospitality had always pre \ vailed, aud the girl i|>uld Imrdly be j lleve that she was unVelcouie to these relatives. "I dare say, said Mrs. Garriek, ah aoiltlv, "you r»n get something to do, 'for satau tiit Is some mischiuf still - Oh. iio, that leu t the right ipiolation! | 'Where iln re a a will, there's a way,' wit* what I meant to say. Hut your 1 anele i»i tut home, and Cornelia is pis! going out, aud the house la full uf euiM|Mts« "I could wail a lit llu while, ha/, tide I Isoht, glancing at au inviting "Il Would lie of no us#, ' sharply til leted the lad) "We rually can I un drrtuke to op« n » hotel fur all out • Is rose, with burning ilu< ks and indignantly sparkling • >»», and h«di i. , , i . I .... . u- W i.- i. i.. I„ tahv linttill ah» did not know, hut of oni Ihin* she was i|mu eeitain sh> would U no I. uide 14 on Ihetti super «UI«U» p«i* pi* 4 ki idiy vwngiry neighbor nad a dnwgiiUi istiiU'l slid s«:tlled m a L.ifcl.. iion«l a shop OM Thud »«•«%*. "»uiei» th> signed Wilhm her dta*n*.hanl<*4. an t alls • »w|io»** in tai 1 V'i I • Ml 1 1 K ft tilUdHwii i|| I l+K LAPORTE, PA., FRIDAY, MARCH 2, 1894. dry poods house whore she received i the smallest possible salary for the i largest possible amount of work. As it happened, Mr. Bonjamin Gar rick, of Rio Janeiro, was staying at the house on Lexington avenue, the one solo guest who represented the "household of company," mentioned by Mrs. Garrick. In his younger days Cousin Ben had been the black sheep of the family. But the Pierson Garricks, who had been the loudest in his censi'fe wliil» ho was under a financial cloud, werj his most devoted adherents, now tlint he had come home the lucky possessor of ruby mines, railway shares an'?, thriving coffee plantations. "You must do your very best, Cor nelia, to make yourself agreeable to him," said Mrs. Garrick to her tall daughter. "Who knows how he may decide to leave his money?" "Oh, by-tho-way !" said Cousin Beu, the first day that ho came home to dinner. "I met Burley in the Ex change, and he was telling me that Alfred was dead." "Yes,"smiled Mrs. Garrick. "Some soup, Benjamin? It's lobster bisque, and very nice. Oh, yes—we are all mortal!" "Well,'' quoth Ben, smiting the table with his fist, "there isn't a soul that I've calculated more on seeing when I came back than Alfred ! No body but myself ever knew how good Alfred was to me in the days when all —yes, Louisa, you and Pierson, too turned their back upon me. Ah, you never knew it, but I went up into the old garret one day, with a clothes line, to hang myself. There didn't seem to be anything else to do. And Alfred came after me—it was when that little baby of theirs was so ill of croup, and he was looking for herbs to make herb tea —and I tell you he talked to me as i no one else had ever done. And he took his last five hundred dollars out of the bank and packed me oft" to South I America with it. Oh, I sent back the money long ago! But what could pay for the kind words and the helping hand—eh? Poor Alfred ! So he's dead? And that pretty little wife of his—and the child? She grew up, didn't she? What has become of her? I mean togo out to Elmville to-mor row and see after the child. They called her some strange Spanish name —lsidora or Isola. Alfred's wife was always fanciful." Mr. Pierson Garrick swallowed his soup silently. Mrs. Garrick and her daughter exchanged glances behind the tea urn. How lucky it was that they had sent their country cousin away ! For the Garricks were money worshipers, and ! the idea of diverting one oent of Ben's , fortune from their own coffers was j terrible to them. Benjamin Garrick went to Elmville the next day. but to no purpose. The old house was closed, padlocked, and drifted knee high with frozen j January snows, and no one could tell him what had become of the solitary child with the strange Spanish name. And no one sympathized more deep ly with him iu his disappointment than Cornelia Garrick! Isola had heard her father speak of the wayward cousin who had drifted off into the auriferous South, but that was all. Of his return she knewnoth j lug, or she might have felt more hope ful that evening when the floor-walker ' notified her in an incidental way that, ks it wns necessary to cut down their expenses after the holidays, they had decided to dispense with her services thereafter. I'oor Isola! Did the floor-walker know that she had but twenty-five j cents iu her pocket? that she was in debt to the confectioner's wife? that j in all the great, dreary city she knew not whither to turn? The man made some little careless jest as he counted out their week's sal ary, luiuus sundry tinea, to her and j the tive other victims who were on the ' discharge list. They looked blankly at each other, but weut quietly away. What else was I there to do? "I must yo to Mrs. Pieraon Garrick (now, 1 i-ait I Isola, "even though she stared fue full in the face and never chose to recognize lue to-day. She is at least a woman, and she has a daugh ter of luy own age," The next day she paid her small | stock of money to the confectioner's wife for the board bill it was little enough, and the poor woman hail sore | need of it aud walked through the deep snow to the handsome house on Islington avenue. As she stood Uesitatiun at the foot of the steps, a stout, elderly gentle man, dressed iu a tail silk hat and a tut-trimmed overcoat, came dowr. tlx IU He glanced casually at her, but the had turned away her facu. It seemed as if everybody must know that she was a lieggar. and the stiauie of il ! oli, the shame of il! "Pretty girl," said Coitalu It* u b himself "Hangs dowu her head lou j lunch, though "llu has a kiud face," thought Isola "1 wish I uclo I'urvnt was like htiu lud th. ii she liiuidly Winlinl tho slippery »te|u> and rang the belt Mil l'ier»on *iainek was adding up hit housekeeping a> count* in a pretty little room "|ieniug from her husband's library Iktsnu the two apartments hung a portiere of richly colored hat Hhe h«»k«.-d up indignantly as the pa«h>r maid u«hi i«d in the unwtleume visiunt Kin Cornell* raiaud her •yis li ui in gone! she wa» tending W II Id.tUi*' eftedshu. "4nd wh»l is it that brings yun here, Isola' |b | m iMauoua leiT »o« ihat yuu must 4i' • I n> t< i«• Mttfii WfIMMMNP m my lib I said Mr* fl-rfv g IhtffUth gri-a hi y r*4 l»> livufcad pit*'ltaly liuis one tu Ib< iflhe* j ' 1 hat* Mind to 4*ptn len kuj •vii. naiil she, "and I Have failed. Pleasa don't look HO cruelly at me. All I ask is a little money to tako me back to Elmville. I can get housework to do there, or I can work in tho factory. But oh, this oruel city is killing mo!" She burst into tears; but Mrs. Pier son Garrick did not relent one whit. "This is all nonsense, Isola," said she. "I have already told you that we can do nothing for you. Why don't you goto the intelligence bu reaus or the employment agencies? Mr. Pierson and myself have all we can do without providing for all our penniless relations. And I beg you will go away at once. This is dear Cornelia's at home day, and I can't have her nervous system upHet. I—" "Hello! what's all this?" spoke a deep voice, and Cousin Ben appeared from between the rich Roman por tieres. "Who is this girl V Not Isola, Alfred Pierson's daughter? By Jove ! I believe she has her father's very eyes ! And what are you bullying her for, Louisa? Turning her out of your house ? Then, as sure as the world, I'll go, too. Come here and kiss me, Isola. I've held you on my knee many a time when you were a baby. I'm your Cousin Ben, and your father was the best friend I ever had in the world. And I've looked for you—l've hunted high and low, and these people have allowed me to believe yon were dead. Yes, Louisa," in answer to Mrs. Gar rick's pleading glance, "I did go out, but I returned after a paper I had left behind me in Pierson's study, and so I heard it all. I couldn't believe that a woman could have been so false and cruel. Little Isola, will you come to me and be my adopted daughter? I owe more than that to your father's child." And Isola ran, sobbing, into hie arms. That was the last of all the dark days she had endured. Nothing was too good thenceforward for Cousin Ben's adopted child. But Mr. Pierson Garriek shrugged his shoulders. He was one who al ways laid the blame of things on other shoulders. "You have outmanaged yourself, Louisa," said he. —Saturday Night. Poisoned Arrows, Poisoned arrows have been in use since time out of memory. We have it on the authority of both Strabo and Aristotle that the ancient Gauls poi soned both their arrows and the shafts of their spears with a preparation of vegetable poison extracted from what is now believed to have been a species of hellebore. The Scythians went a j step farther and used the venom of serpents intermixed with the virus of | putrid blood, the latter being one of | the most active and incurable of the j poisons known even to-day. The natives of Japan, the Ainos, prepare their arrow poisons from a se cretion of the bamboo, and the same ! may be said of the Aborigines of Bor j neo, Java and New Guinea. In Central and South America the I "Woorara" poison was the terror of the early explorers, as well as of the modern scientific expeditions. Analyses of several specimens of arrows rubbed 1 with this poison prove it to be a mix j turo of rattlesnake venom, putrid ' blood and juice from the plant or tree | which produces the strychnine of i commerce. Among the North American Indians the Sioux, the Apaches, Comanche*, I th> Bannocks, the Shoshones and the ' Blackfeet were the chief tribes which I used poisoned war implements. The Sioux obtained their supply of venom | and virus by forcing large rattlesnakes j to strike their fangs repeatedly into | the liver or kidney of a deer or buf- I falo, and then allowing the meat to putrefy. When a war party went out, 1 one of their number was made bearer of tins putrid, venom-soaked mass, and whenever a battle was imminent ; each brave would take turns at jab -1 bing his arrows into the poison. , Among the other tribes mentioned, al though the process of obtaining the poison supply was not always indeu tieal with the above, this general mo duli operandi and result* were very similar.- St. Louis Republic. Miii'li Like a Man. The Kulu Katuba is more like a hu man being, according to I'rofct.eor Uaruer, than any other animal. The principal difference between the phys ical organisation of a human being and a gorilla, accordiug to the same authority, i» that th« spine of the gorilla is not so regularly jointed as that of a in a ti, some of the joints hav i nig seemingly gone into partnership, i The difference, or to put it more finely the distinction, betweell the ehluipail I zee and the hulti Hauiba is still a mat i t»r of coujecture, Profeaaor (tamer I nSYS, an lie doe* Hot |KMta* fcs a skeleton i of tho Kulu hauiba Skeletons of ■ gorillas and chimpanzee* are the same j to hiiuM a varied collection of pipve are to solue no u, an t he e*|»«ets to be pi»t as will supplied a ith thu luaut luatu r> mains of Huht Ram ban some tat Having bean iit Alrica on scien tific exploration bent, he natural!,) in . tends togo again Hie African lever seldom leaves a matt upon whom it has > once Uk«n a grip Call Mall budget. Hi mai table I.lMb- tlaguels, A magnet ahi. U lb gnat Sir laaa kkwUtu wore as a s»t in his finger ring i a said to hate Iteen ■ apable ui ratalUg 7ln grain*, of about jui times its own 112 ! weight of three giain* and to hate lie!) much alio lied tit cuMs«>|uegce uf | it* pht i<'iue nal | -»4l line ahith i i ...it. . i I i -in I tin l«ealte, i I ahnti ia now >n U»* Mojal Ho etity'e fdi< tioi, at Kdtubuiglt, till gleet | - ■ ll weiglw I.at lit ■ »«M »| «ia>x. >i t »l m • .paWe* «l •ipp iting IfcW ft etna, and is, tiiere l< i> th<- ill »(ni '< agi.> 1 I its t*M •g Ihf *M l« art THE POSTAL GRAVEYARD. THE WORKINGS OF THE DEM) LET TER OFFICE. A System of the Postoflrtce Depart ment About Which There Is Al ways Something New to be Told. I~THE infinite pains taken by I this great Government of | ours with even the most trifling interests of its (50,- 000,000 of people is most forcibly il lustrated in the workings of the Dead Letter Office. The scrawl of tho illiterate receives as close attention as the polished ehirography ©f tho uni versity graduate, a modest penny as much care in the handling as a preten tious SIOO. Six million pieces of un delivered mail matter are annually received atthe Dead Letter Office, and and not one, however insignificant, is overlooked or slighted, according to a writer in Harpor's Young People. Early each morning the groat Gov ernment wagons marked United States Mail may be seen lumbering through the stone archway leading into the court of the l'ostoflice Department BuiUling. Here they are speedily unloaded, and the great leather pouches quickly dis appear, being borne by the messen gers to the elevator, and then to the Dead Letter Office. Each one of tho 20,000 dead letters received daily passes at least through tho hands of threo clerks, and should it chance to contain anything of money value, through at least three more. A "dead" letter, strictly speaking, is one that bears a correct address, ie fully prepaid, and has been duly de livered at the office of destination. Remaining there unclaimed for one week, such letters are advertised for the period prescribed by law, and then sent to the Dead Letter Office. Here, first of all, each day's "dead" mail must be accurately counted, and a correct record made of the number of letters and packages. There are usually four clerks employed on this work. Should any ignorant or care less postmaster send in with his "deads" a letter bearing a written or printed card or request, a letter with no address, one without a stamp, or one bearing a foreign stamp, the counting clerk must winnow them out and rec tify, as far as he can, these errors, Being counted, they are tied in bun dles of usually 100 each by tho mes sengers. They are now ready for the second set of clerks, whose duty it is to "violate the sanctity of the seal" with the long, keen knives with which they are provided. It is curious to ' watch these men. With one quick stroke the envelope is split lengthwise and in th> next instant the contents are deftly extracted and examined, and if of no money value quickly laid aside and another taken up. Each opener averages about 2500 letters per day. Should the letter chance to contain money, even a single cent, a stamp, a | postal note, a money-order, green ; backs, notes, drafts, cheeks or any le gal tender, ho immediately 6eizes a pencil, notes the kind and value ol j the find on tho envelope, and beneath it places his own initials. Besidei this he has a small blank-book in which j he makes a duplicate entry, and in ad ' dition adds t lie name and address ! found on the letter. This work he ' usually does at the close of the day, I and then both letters _ and book are \ given in charge to the chief of the | division. Whenever it is possible the letter | with its contents is returned to the sender in care of the postmaster, who | in responsible for its safe delivery, and who must return a receipt for il to the department. Every possible protection is thus thrown around it. When the money cannot be thus re ; turned, on account of the failurro of i the writer to sign his name or ad dress, then it is held ill the office for 8 j year, in the hope that it may bo ap ' )died for. Failing in this, tho monej I is turned into l T ucle Sam's already i corpulent money bags. Tin* carelessness of tho people it sending money is almost incredible. About 1"»00 letter- that bear no ad dress whatever are received eact month, and, curiously enough, they very often contain money or its equiv alent. I recall one that came undet my own observation that revealed, when opened, drafts to the amouut ol 92&00. Accurate records are kept of all I valuable letters and their final dispo I hi tion. In round number* about jt ID, Hi it I are received 111 cash annually, and 41.iOO.tMH) m draft*, notes, etc. The remaining dead letters, that have ! i'idv their literary merit to ooutßivud them, or want of it to condemn them, are given oue lant chance bufore being | CoUMgned t« the wa*te paper dealer. Thev are placed in the hands of clerks, 1 who do their utmost tu return them to their «rilir< a thaukh»a task at bet K.ieh clerk is c*p'cted to av erts at 1> a*t 'i'tO per day, and the supply is never exhausted. In addition U» tho "deads" there It another class termed "uuiuaiUlde," that inclu li * siieU as ar> held fur post age, will from bdsU, lolitiuW and nil*directed the ul•« litis *ork hail from bmrf . u*ru aee l*wum« •» pert in handling tin | and dw U* « i Muni* 9 t4«nin4# i * Hi t| t I I . ,vll .t \ !».'♦-< I l-HM • 'l* -I • | J,..., lUa li.i 4 t I ** l 4 > ' •* 1 III* l|»* tit Mill l>M lIM lllV It I *1 * , Terms— -SI.OO in Advance ; 51.25 after Three Months. SCIENTIFIC AXI) INDUSTRIAL. Tho, English langtlage oontains forty- ' >no distinct Bounds. , When oxygen is in a liquid state it is strongly attracted by a powerful jloctro magnet. Tho boef extract factories in South America make one pound of extract From thirty-four pounds of meat. A cubic foot of new fallen snow weighs five and one-half pounds on tho average, and has twelve times the bulk of an equal weight of water. It is strange, though true, that in Asia and Africa, where grass will not grow, tho most beautiful flowers and shrubs flourish to perfection. In filing band saws, tio a string where you begin to file, and then you can tell when you get around, anil therefore all the teeth will be sharp, and you will not file any of them twice. Dr. O. V. Thayer, of San Francisco, has successfully used tho solar cautery —burning glass—in removing facial discolorations of the skin of large urea, also in removing tattoo or India ink marks. At the two large abattoirs of Lyons, France, the guards protect the ani mals to bo slaughtered from seeiug anything conuected with the slaught ering of other animals; a terror is found to have an injurious effect upon the secretions and flesh of dumb creatures. Refined crystalized sugar, whether made from the beet or the sugar cane, is almost chemically pure and sac chorose, and is the same substance in both cases. Few articles of food are so generally free from adulteration as granulated—not powdered or coft'ee crushed—sugar. The rate of mortality of London is shown by a recent report to have steadily decreased with the introduc tion and perfection of adequate means of disposing of the sewage of the city. At the end of the eighteenth century the annual average mortality was esti mated at fifty per 1000, and in 181)2 it had dropped to 10.1 per 1000. In South America among the moun tains the evergreen oak begins to ap pear at about 5500 feet, and is found up to tho limit of the continuous forest, which is about 10,000 feet. The valuable cinchona tree, from which Peruvian bark is obtained, has a range of elevation on the mountain slopes running from -4900 to !>SOO feet. In the process of extracting gold from its ores molten load is used in stead of mercury. The lead is melted on a shallow hearth and the powdered ore is fed at one end and earrie 1 for ward as a film over tho surface of the lead by means of an agitator moving over it. It is thus brought to the other end, where it escapes through a hopper. In order to prevent oxida tion of the lead tho chamber is kept filled with carbonic oxide from a gas producer. A .Man Willi Throe Lejrt. Of late years 1 have lost all trase ot my old ami oddly malformed friend, Qeorgo Leppert, whom I first met at Tiflin, Ohio, in 1881. George was a Bavarian l>y birth, and came to this country twelve years ago, settling at Baltimore, where he followed the trade of a wood-carver. Should you happen to meet him on the street you would notice nothing peculiar either in his gait or general makeup, unless it was that the right leg of his trousers was something near twice the size of the left, and too full to wrinkle besides. This lupsiiled appearance was caused by a remarkable malformation, Mr. Leppert being the not over proud pos sessor of two right legs uud one left ; or, IU other words, of threr perfectly formed lower limbs. [ often remarked that should nature, through some of her odd freaks, choose to increase my normul supply of legs l»y fifty per cent. I w-uild do my best to play the #IOO-a-week fiddle in a dime museum before the setting of the sun on the day following the addition of the ex tra member to my auatouiy . Ho often told uie that when ho was a small boy iu his Bavarian home he hud perfect use of all three of bis legs, but when 1 saw him last in 18N7 the extru member was slightly paralyzed, probably the result of being bound to its companion, an operation that »a» necessary in order t.> get both iut> oUe trousers leg. \\ lieu I la»t heard from him, in ItWI, lie wu» at tin Belle vuo iX. Y) Hospital, undergoing treatment for rboiiuiatintii. St. Lotus Republic- The hr t . n « I i a 1 vitgiaut NO. 21. POET AND PEASANT. A poet and peasant, side by aide, Together dwelt within the self-same town ; The poet's fame was noted far and wide, The peasant's not beyond the township's bound. Tiie post sang of love and household joyß. But neither wife nor children made him glad ; The peasant had a wife, two girls and boys, Who with him lived and his small cottage shared. The poet mused, ''What is this gift of mine? 'Tis but a dream, a hollow dream of bliss i I would exchange it gladly at the shrine Of Hymen's altar for a young child's kiss." The peasant sighed while at his daily task. Turning the furrows while ho held the plow; "Had I my neiglthor's gift I would not ask For higher honors to bedeck my brow." Ah! such is life, common fate of all, With pain and pleasure over strangely blent; The gilts wc crave on others lightly fall. And with our own we nover seem content. —Boston Post. HUMOR OF THE HAY. The man who labors under a delu sion works for a bad paymaster. Anybody can see through people who make spectacles of themselves.— Dallas News. The borrower is a good deal like pie crust —he is very "short" and very sweet. —Truth. When a mau has no bills against him he must feel as if he belonged to the nobility.—Texas Sittings. Eating one's own words isn't exactly a love-feast, but sometimes our friends enjoy seeing us do it. —Truth. A man's worth and what a man's worth, are, it frequently happens, widely different things. —Puck. If a man gets up when the day breaks can he be said to have a whole day be fore him?— Minneapolis Times. Sneezing is probably an effort of nature to force lazy people to take some exercise.—Milwaukee Journal. Cholly—"Yaas, we missed each other in the crowd." She— "That's just like her. She's always losing things."— Life. A large part of the average hack man's success is doubtless due to his knowing how to take people.—Buffalo Courier. Clarissa —"I owe you an apology, dearest." Fred "Don't speak of it. T wish to remain a preferred credi tor. "—Pack. "And do you ever invite your poor relations to visit you?'' "0 yes, in deed. You see they are all too poor to get here."—Judge. "Bilkein's is n strong face, or I'm no judge of physiognomy." ' 'lt ought to be. He and bis whole family are living on it." —Buffalo Courier. Matutnit "Aren't you home from school earlier than usual to-day?"' Bobby- "Yes, mamma, I wasn't kept in to-day. "—Harper's Young People. "I wonder what tiiis image repre sents?" " The god of humor, proba bly. Don't yon see that it is full of little fuuny cracks?''—lndiapolis Jour nal. "Why in the world do you want to get your daughter a violin, Jawson? She is not mi .ical, is she?" "Not at all; but vie ins have cliin resta."— Judge. Jinks —"I on't tliiuk it looks well for a minist. r to wear diamonds." Ellkms — "Wi»y not? Aren't there sermons in stones?"— Kate Field'* Washington. "I wonder how it was discovered that fish was a brain food?" She— I '• Probably by the wonderful stories that men tell who go fishing."—Chi | eago Inter-Oceau. He -"Did you ever hear that Jag sou's wife spi-aks two languages?" She "Yes." He "What are they? i 'The one tor company and tho othe* for Jagson.'' luter-Ocean. ' , "Now, what must I do with thi« wedding caku t<> dream of it?" asked a gushing daiusel of a matter-of-fact | young man. "Just eat it ; that'* ■ i all," was tlir reply. Tid- Hit*. She "Tell me, now. have your af fections always remained constant?" ' ll< "I can truthfully nay that ttoy have, though I admit that their object has often changed." Huston Trim ! script. Muggins "Some people are never »ati»tie I to know that certain thing* HI. MO. but an coiitiually wanting to I kuow tk« why an I * hereof of it.' ttu ,gitu "Vi» I wonder wbv it i»?' Philadelphia Iteourd "It • bad 1 uelk, -aid the ba I hoy, "to give a |>t-r»"ii Miiiiuthiug sharp or ' pointed. 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